Thread 149972484

first for jon jones is a bitch

>>149972484 (OP)
shit thread Kys

>>149972484 (OP)
the most wonked a human has ever been in the octagon

i don't have to post anything

>>149972467
Reiner der Ridder has never fought at heavyweight

Always a good day when Reddit Rob loses.

>>149972508
>round 4 whittaker

first for RDR vs Whitaker was an enjoyable goofy fight. BIG KNEE vs BRH

>Adesanya vs RDR
spicy one

>RDR starts spamming takedowns
>Rob literally forgets he has an uppercut in his arsenal
>never throws a high kick despite RDR lounging in
>on the other hand RDR has to clinch a smaller, flushed opponent for dear life

>>149972508
Rob did fuckall in the fourth, if they really wanted to give it to him it should've been the 5th where was the only one actually trying to hurt to opponent

rob found the heem and still lost

Reddit vs Israel for the FMF (Flushed Mother Fucker) belt

>>149972508
fair, bobby did nothing r5

what if...aspinall loses to cereal gain

>>149972508
>Bell gives de Ridder R2 but R4 goes to Bobby

MMA fans rightfully call out Jon Jones for being a roids cheat, boxing fans desperately try to reject that Usyk is a roids cheat despite all the clear evidence. It goes to show that MMA fans are better people than boxing fans, morally and ethically

That fight was actually unanimous for RDR despite the lackluster final rounds

49-46 RDR was the correct score and you know it.

>>149972496
Shouldn't this have been a 10-7?

>>149972543
then everything will be right

>>149972528
>Always a good day when Reddit Rob loses.

renner the riddler...
you're taking everything dricus worked for motherfucker

>>149972543
comedy ensues

rdr clearly can't box for shit adesanya will perform a vintage adesanya performance

>>149972543
TBQH Jon's win over Gane doesn't count since Gane was starstruck and quit before the fight even started. Even Chael agreed that Gane didn't come to fight.

>>149972520
I can support this poster, his post, and this man. I'm stamping it, signing it and depositing it into the MMA TRUTH FACILITY (MTF). Reindeer Riddler is going to be our next champion

>>149972583
chess match right here

>>149972543
Honestly the only way Gane wins is a freak injury on Aspinall's part. It's basically a guaranteed demolition job for Tom.

>>149972580
iirc gane was grinding fifa before the fight

>>149972599
it will just be jones vs gane all over again. Except there is a risk gane getting heemed on the way to being submitted. Jon doesn't have heeming power tom does

>>149972583
>throwing an overhand when you're 6 inches taller than your opponent
Galaxy brain on this kid

One checked kick by Gane and Asspain's knee will explode again and his career will be over. Jon will face Gane for king of the White House and retire the GOAT of all sports.

>>149972502
legitimately looks like a caveman here

>>149972558
october 7th?10/7 ?

Did anyone else coming away from that main event like wow, these are some goofy uncoordinated fuckers? The fuck was going on there. It was literally my one angle knee vs big right hand, and then nothing.

POV Ilia showing up to Dagestan

>>149972618
And then you woke up and cleaned the tears and spunk off your waifu pillow

Reddit rob won. Dropped him bad = win unironically. Dricus is proven better and would out-goofy and heem RDR brutally.

>>149972502
CHIEFTAIN CAU CA SUS IS PERFORMING THE ANCIENT RAIN DANCE

>>149972553
Usyk is a draft dodger ofcourse, Don't think he's on the juice though.
>>149972564
it's all part of the plan. kek For real,, think Izzy KO's my man RDR. Non existend defense. Izzy can still wack.

Any good heems on tonight lads?

>>149972631
I used to know a dog like this growing up probably around 93 when I became aware of him he was this big fit basset hound (oxymoron right?) but he was just the neighborhood dog, not sure he belonged to anyone but everyone was nice to him and took care of him. But if other dogs ever tried to square up, his fedor shaped ass would run in and they'd immediately stop. RIP JOHN BOY

>>149972631
Crazy how the curly king has two guards escorting him

>>149972614
Just a casual mma tourist here. But I fucking kekked at RDR's "striking"skills. Dude doesn't know how to mechanically throw a jab ora left overhand.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>149972645
Draft dodging is unironically based, why would you WANT to die for daddy gubermint?

>>149972631
whata bunch of bitches i would fuck that doggy up

>anti-white casuals calling this a robbery
It was a shit fight but he won more rounds, simple as. Blame Whittaker for gassing out after that knee

The only robberies that happen in UFC recently are blackies robbing whites lol

All boxers are on roids ya dummies

>>149972508
Should've been 49-46, Whittaker only won r1

UFC needs to get rid of the stupid ass cage that they only used to begin with because it was edgy in the 90s. 75% of fights are just stalling against the fence, and fighters are incentivezed to do so because retard judges give them rounds for standing and holding someone against the fence while doing jack shit.

It's making the fights boring as fuck to watch. Go back to a fucking ring, the thing that is tried and true. No 15 minutes of gay ass fence hugging.

If they don't get rid of the stupid fucking cage fights will continue to be boring. Simple as. Who gives a shit about their brand identity. Just put on better fights that aren't fucking snoozefests.

renald the ripper
i want to throw your goofy ass

>>149972671
This, imagine dying for some rich cunt sitting at a desk fighting over minerals. You only get one life don't waste it for any other cunt. I would draft dodge in a heart beat

>>149972628
Alright I walked into that one...

>>149972671
Speak for yourself. I would have unironically loved to march into the trenches with my comrades in WW1. Sad that my country was neutral. Today's war is just fecking drones. That's just gay nerd shit.

>>149972671
my dad avoided the draft by joining the national guard and he made me, my brother and my sister. Thanks dad for not being a retard, he also easily talked me out of shit after 9/11, just put it into words and numbers I could understand

>>149972708
>dying for Jews and their cronies while your wife cucks you and rears another man's child in your absence
Conscription has always been a cuck's greatest fantasy

moneyberg vs molenkamp. chills

The salt from bjj nerds on reddit after buchecha got embarassed lol

>>149972687
would you rather there be ringouts every 5 seconds

Steven Nguyen is who we thought Kody Steele was

Is my boy Shittaker officially flushed lads?

>>149972708
>sign up for war
>show up day 1
>get into trench and get shot in head
>family grieve for a year or two
>forgotten like a fart in the wind, just another name on a piece of risk
sounds heaps better then living out the last 50 years of your life with your children and grand children

Forgot ufc was on early I didnt miss anything from the looks of it

>>149972765
He's uber flushed but he's still my boy

>>149972765
any hope for a title shot is gone now

>>149972768
You missed a record-breaking performance by Steven Nguyen

when a fighter starts talking about their next couple of fights being their last never pick them against a blue chip prospect

Steven Nguyen will have statues and plaques in parks
Steven Nguyen will have streets named after him

Congratulations to Robert Whittaker, one of the greatest middleweights... of the night.

It was actually a good card

>>149972765
you literally just watched him throw the same punch for 25 minutes what do you think?

>>149972765
No. He'll be back. He won that fight. Everybody felt it. RDR was defeated by the end and barely mustered up the courage and even invited his wife into the cage and the audience was completely silent. Expected Rob to complain at least a bit but he just gave the guy props. Can't tell if it's some form of sado-masochism from Rob. Either way I think the UFC will take care of him.

Dana White shares Mohammad Yahya’s shocking face photo after Steven Nguyen lands six knockdowns at UFC Abu Dhabi

why was the hogan roiding scandal such a big deal? wasnt literally everyone on juice back then? even now even

>>149972767
Im prepared to die in a fistfight on the street over someone mean mugging me before i would march anywhere on behalf of a jewish pedophile like donald trump the friend of dana white

BBQ pizza for the hut is always fire

>>149972806
When was the last time Abu Dhabi wasn’t shit? This seems like the first in forever

>>149972850
Pro wrestling and even bodybuilding still pretended they were natty back then

>>149972878
Garth vs Tony maybe?

>>149972878
ufc 267 was gigabased, one of my favorite cards

We now give thanks to Gaethje for ending the Ferguson meme

>>149972583
Do you have the Salikhov heem?

>>149972805
He is truly one of the fighters in the ufc

he does it again, it's over for the rest of the MW division

>>149972765
he's been flushed since the second Romero fight and the subsequent hernia operation, he took so much damage in that period it's a miracle he's still being competetive, he didn't change his style and >>149972823

UFC Vegas 108: Amir Albazzi vs Tatsuro Taira
Held within the World Famous UFC Apex
The co-main event is Poland's own Mateusz Rebecki vs Dustin Poirier's protégé Chris Duncan

>>149972484 (OP)
Damn we really are in the buck breaking era in the UFC, literally not one single good black fighter that hasn't been buck broken yet

>>149972755
Yes

Bobert always looks like he’s about to die in there, like horror movie facial expressions

>>149972846
doctors are dumb as hell, literally just poke that shi and drain it how hard is that

Reddit Bob was never that good

>>149972583
Levels.

Fuck Robert

>>149972905
Rob could've won that fight easy if he ever bothered to do anything besides the exact same 1-2 combo ever. Hell, the one time he actually tried bodyshots he landed them easy on RDR. Rob has zero ways to wear people down and refuses to change his style at all or even add new tricks.

All he does is Nguyen

Dana White gives update on Belal Muhammad's condition: "We're not talking about this anymore."

>>149972583
>no urgency from Rob

>>149972631
As Gane often says: not the size of the dawg in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dawg.

rdr would finish khamzat with those knees to the body

Robs legs were shot after the third desu, if rdr had actual striking at all he could’ve corralled and finished him

>>149972560
Agree'd

>rob should’ve done this
>rob should’ve done that
Easier said than done. If you were as tired as he was, you would have made mistakes as well

Kody Steele

>download fightpass stream of UFC prelims
>the release group doesn't edit out the ~20 minutes of padding and adverts before the card starts

>Till was winning the striking war against DDP, particularly having success with step in knees to the body
>Wouldn’t shut up about it being a hole in DDP’s game prior to the Adesanya fight, so much so that DDP even responded
>De Ridder finished Nickal with a knee to the body and used it as his signature strike against Whittaker
It’s written in stone boys, De Shitter is gonna tko Dricus with a knee to the body next year

time catches up with everyone

>>149972961
Rob does the exact same thing every fight and he even admitted it's why he got fucked up by Dricus. It's been two years now and he still does the exact same shit.

There’s only one fighter who transcends time

>>149972988
I'm glad I never became an mma fighter, thank the lord for these retards that kill each other for my entertainment, big hespect

>>149972986
So DDP beats Zatdaddy?

>>149972941
the jab to the body where the coach said "YEAH THAT'S EET RAHWB"? Yeah I don't know why it was a one off. No uppercuts on a guy that just spams takedown either was bad, and his corner never called it either.

>Rob has zero ways to wear people down and refuses to change his style at all or even add new tricks.
can you even wear down on people when you're that undersized? I remember seeing his interview after losing to Khamzat, saying that he wa going to change his style and when he came out with his guard high and started landing I was surprised, he actually did it. For a gran total of one minute but he did it.
I don't know, feels like even the highest level of mma is still very low skillwise, even from the corners, for a Dricus that manages to go from caveman to tactical to grappler there's the rest of the division where you have people like Rob, Izzy, Marvin and Sean fighting the exact same style and gameplan for literally a decaded each

Hardest punch redditker ever threw and de riddler TANKED that shit

>>149973009
In the first he actually got slightly rocked running right into de Ridder’s jab off southpaw too lel

>>149973017
DDP by 48-47 in a fight of the year death march

>>149972952
Khamzat would be pressuring him too much to get any knees off

Merab Dvalishvili will defend his UFC Bantamweight Championship twice before Umar Nurmagomedov fights once

>>149972986
dricgod is not getting liver heemed

>>149973018
I also dunno why rob never capitalized on the sloppy takedowns rdr was doing, knees to the body are still on the table and you can at least get some solid shots in when he shoots. A guy that big failing shots, getting jabbed to the body and beaten up when he shoots bad shots? That's going to drain someone quick. Volk is also undersized and most of his tools are set up to wear you down over time in a points fight.

RDR looked bad, but Rob looked really bad. Was he really a former champion? I missed that era is why I ask. Fuck, I missed a bunch. Missed a dude go from champ to 1 punch washing machine

>>149972765
he was never good

>>149973068
>Was he really a former champion
He got flatline KO'd by an anorexic nigerian homo

Whittaker is so shit

is yan back as fuck or is he friggen back as all hell brother

/heem/,

I formally petition that we make picrel one of our eternal boys.

Respectfully,

Anon

>>149973065
Volk had stupid reach though, still he goes back to my point, he is one of the few that fought with a gameplan and did great, the rest of them just goes through the motions

>>149973177
Where do I sign

I got heemed for posting the joanna zanella webm meanwhile those guys spam porn nonstop on the gamethreads

reiqueer the kiddie diddler

>>149973203
Many art thus proclaiming

>>149973190
long time no see, ganerot...

>>149973172
>is yan back as fuck
he got flushed by the vax and he still, unironically, only lost to Merab because he was sick and even that was by hugging

>>149973177
>implying he hasn't always been
cazzie alert

>>149973215
Cumshot vs DDP is unironically the biggest fight of the year

2 dutchmen fighting for the mw title soon

James Vick watched The Karate Kid and decided to pursue MMA as a profession. The rest is history.

>>149972502
https://youtu.be/1YSltK-10zk

>>149973186
>just goes through the motions
I feel like this describes Rob more than anything else

I think we can all agree that Pedo Can showed levels of paedophilia to Marcus McGee.

>>149972508
You cant give Shittaker any round except the 2nd.
Also just how good is Khamzat?

>>149973271
Abysmal post

FightFairy went 5/5 on the main card!!!!
She's so smart....

>>149972823
he threw 2 crosses to the body late in the 5th which baffled me not only for being too late in the fight to matter but they're also the first body shots he's thrown in his entire career, bobby is evolving

>>149973242
I'm sorry to report that James VIck hasn't returned to combat since his soul was vanquished from his body in karate combat in june 2024

>>149973299
this albino nigga done said carlos leal was the biggest prospect at welterweight and i watched that retard walk into the hook of a 41 year old tomato can

>>149972543
>If
Asspissnall is a certified bum. It's basically a free win for Gane

>>149973333
If he had thrown body shots ever he probably could have beaten izzy

Just how BAD was Bo Nickal?

>clitty cage explodes coating entire thread in yum yum cream
I'M SORRY GUYS HONEST

>>149973351
Profound.

>>149973359
extremely fraudulent, he also wrestled for penn state therefore he deserved to get heemed
>t. NJ

>>149973359
Bo would have beaten Robert

>>149973351
Stunning and brave.

I think RDR is an natchupstical nightmare for Khamzat hoenstly

>>149973361
It's ok

>>149973351
NGOs were giving these signs out to people lmfao

>>149973411
You speak gibberish. Respectfully.

>>149973356
DC called it in their second fight with the 1-2-highkick needing to go to the body occasionally, it was and has been free his whole career against southpaws but he never threw it

heem aint litty

prime Patrick Cote destroys RDR and Whitaker in the same night

No 10-7...

>>149973452
Or switching stances, its not like he can't do the same shit from southpaw. He actually used to have more strikes to use when he was younger but he's become way more predictable.

>>149973482
Evidence based accurate post

RIZIN in approx 4 bongs

>>149973557
A stamped, approved, genuinely accurate admission! PATRICK COTE IS BETTER THAN CURRENT MW DIVISION THINK BOUT THAT

>>149973575
how are you still on this website?

Where does Rob rank all time in terms of middleweights?

>>149973581
you fell for it i'm afraid

>>149973575
reveal to me your locations u fake brit I'll watch it with you

>>149973581
landed gentry are exempt from that law

>>149973589
im in the process of contacting the authorities

DDP beats Cumzhat and RDR beats DDP in the fight of the millenium

>>149973606
there is no law that says i can't post here

>>149973612
Facts

dustin, adesanya, rob...the old cocks no longer get hard...

I am afraid.

does rudolph the reindeer have what it takes to solve the hermansson puzzle?

Im literally shitting and pissing myself from the fear. Aspinall fan btw.

>>149972496
which one these wasn't counted as a KD?

Britain went undefeated tonight btw

RDR vs Whitaker honestly looked like a scrap from a McDonald's ballpit from 1998

>>149973717
xD

>unheemable
>easily more retarded than DDP and RDR
What's stopping him from ruling MW with Looney Tunes strats?

>UFC: White House
>it's heem day every fight is spicy
>main event starts
>bruce does his intros
>lights go dark
>Epsteins music starts playing
chills...

Im literally crying and shitting my pants. Tom Aspinal's son btw

Riddler tanked every strike and took Redditrob to deep waters.

>>149973760
You are Madame Drew of Pensacola and you have sex with men.

>>149973727
dricus and riddler only pretend to be retarded. marvin is an actual block head. the real iq test is merely figuring out how to win.

Jake Paul wins over legends of the sport: 1
Tom Aspinall wins over legends of the sport: 0

Arlovski is a legend doebeit

Why did barber get a tit job if it didn't give her proper cleavage? It's like weird mini bolt ons that gives her this spaced out tit look. Is it botched or a shitty surgeon? Why do these bitches have to half ass everything God I hate retarded shit.

>>149973797
Arlovski is the only win of Aspinall's that Jon acknowledges

give marc andre barriault the next title shot

>>149973798
>getting a boob job when you cut weight for a living

>>149973798
I have bagged better than that and I'm a 5'7 whtie boy lool

>>149973797
I feel Arlovski should have been so much more

>>149973819
many such cases unfortunately, always bet against wmma with boob jobs

>>149973819
>the other bitch with fake eyelashes in the cage

>>149973798
Identity crisis. She's essentially female Kevin Lee.

my boys (bryce, lopes, paulo) are too fucking retarded to ever win a champeenship

>>149973835
>>149973819

>>149973798
She can't compete

>>149973847
nobody has ate and left no crumbs with another mma fighter like this and it's only over stupid ass wmma

>>149973859
gayest post of the thread

>>149973851
two boys at the top of the same division? rookie mistake b

Imagine if Alexa Grasso got two big fakes haha

arlovski was one of the world's top heavyweights in the year 2005

By the way Im just gonna warn you now don't fucking bully me because I'll show up at your fucking house *bang* *bang* *bang* and I dont give a fuck about your UFC bullshit or whatever.

>>149973886
imagine if Alexa Grasso ate a bunch of whole roasted garlic cloves and drank a 4 pack of guiness then slept in your bed

>>149973899
You literally have sex with individuals that were born male.

How does spammy always know EXACTLY which posts are mine?

>>149973905
I've never gotten harder from a post out of this general

>>149973853
Germany posted a video of someone showing her his dick on an instagram live.

>>149973875
bryce is a 135er now however

They almost robbed de Riddler

>>149973922
I wish they did

>>149972583
chills

>>149973922
the should've, Rob is flushed and that's even more reason to not clinch like a bitch

How did the one-eyed dagestani fella do? Forgot the card was on early, fucking timezones. How do they work?

>>149973727
Can't fight to save his life

Rob skipped the treadmill at the end of the workouts

you've never seen anyone hug The Reaper like that before

>>149973940
he won, was close to getting heemed but also was close to heeming the other guy, cool fight

Reinier de Robert

I can't get over how RDR vs Whitaker looked like two kids on a playground seeing red. Get those guys off tv, that's a bad look

>>149973940
life and death, but a pleasant variety pack of strikes

>Knockdowns : 6
what did i miss

>>149973976
>>149972496

>>149972496
>>149973976

>>149973985
>>149973987

Dana is too good for Abu Dhabi now? Would see this as blatant insult by the sheikh

Why Jamaican men don't eat the pun pun?

UFC 319: Murphy vs. Pico

its pum pum, whiteboy

>>149973177
he do be da GOAT ah yessir

Sup faggot? You still here?

>>149974030
i can't believe they pulled this off in plain sight. the sleight of hand is impeccable.

>>149974052
yea

Paddy vs Illia

How would be the fight?

RDR chads, we won.
https://youtu.be/qwJYxrRQd3A?si=7zPUkx_A3R3cU7iu

>>149974053
ari knows how to pull the strings
hemember when he dropped pereira vs hill as the ufc 300 main event right after volk got colded

>>149974052
I... I... Im h-here jon

McGee's stock went up tonight

>>149974078
Ilia has success early and actually manages to tag the bigger taller fighter, but paddies fat cheeks from mukbang training will protect him and he will submit or TKO ilia in the 2nd after ilia empties his tank, Paddy is too fucking big for him

We stand with Israel

>>149973798
mental health

Whittaker has been in the middleweight top ten for a decade.

>>149974096
Well yea he won the fight.

>>149974103
jizzing on maycees brown little asshole

>>149974109
Yeah, his skid is overdue. So long bobby! Haha

>>149973886
It lacks relevancy and you got to see what happens to Maycee but it could still turn into one of the bigger story wins in MMA history

>>149974052
umm...yeah ?

Bo bros... how we feeling?

TS Madame Drew in EPIC black shemale gangbang

Very funny how Movsar conveniently pulled out with a non specified injury and now Pico os fighting a mid ranked guy instead of the number 1 ranked and will no longer walk right in to a title shot if he wins
And Volk very conveniently still doesn't have a fight booked, when Movsar is now free. Very convenient.
I guess Dana's hatred of bellator guys take precedence over his hatred of decisionatora

>149974132
Unprompted.

>>149974096
Marcus McGhee is someone who nobody ever expected to reach the rankings and especially not to give a fairly competitive fight to Petr Yan.
He's very much over achieved on his UFC run. Usually these types of guys end up like Blood diamond

>>149974146
Movsaar had herpes

>>149974198
TTS
tanked that shit

Movsar is a pedophile

Chubby Tgirl Madame Drew stars in her first porn

Bryce is still in the mix bros, I'm so happy as an inbred white American

>>149974146
chances that that retarded nigger of Yair got uppity again?

Murphy is also a stealthily good fighter that cazzies underrate, so when Pico has problems or even loses to him, the average UFC fan will right him off as complete trash.
It's the same set up they gave Patchy Mix with Bautista.

>>149974231
This my big floppy retard dick was oozing.

KODY FUCKING STEELE

Kody Steele would rape Leroy Murphy

>>149974241
talmbout some facking blue chip prawlspect b?

>>149973351
I will do exactly that, try and stop me

Asian man has never raped a black man.

Cute chubby TS Madame Drew fucks the pool boy

>>149974275
Petr Yan vs Aljamain Sterling

>>149974239
my cleft lip horse toothed giant meng having abomination self shotted big cream all over

>>149974275
Jiri Hill

>>149974293
>>149974304
not asian

Redit rob isn't HOF worthy kind of a balsy statement to assume by Felder

>>149974310
Yeah man Yan is a super white name

>>149974319
very common in white countries