Thread 149972709

berds

Jays

>>149972709 (OP)
Reckies

My Doggie Doos

Is this nu tho?

Nu jays

>>149972784
>Nu jays
Nu jays fan?

mariners!

IF I HAD TWO DOZEN ROSES
AND AN OLDER BOTTLE OF WINE

>>149972732
Put Alomar back on the level of excellence cowards

Kersh

What's Clayton Kershaw's skin color?

skubal gonna gape ya blow gays

>>149972862
>skubal
kek

>>149972880
gape ya REAL good!

Javy chasing every ball lol

The post that mindbroke /mlb/

>>149972893
>Javy chasing every ball lol
Javy Lopez?

>make them pay
>make them pay
>make them pay
>make them pay
>make them pay

>>149972910
are you going to all 3 games?

>>149972910
What are they protesting

>>149972910
chanting? what are they protesting?

>>149972910
What are they protesting?

>>149972965
>>149972966
stadium conscession workers

kirk no

>Kirk out due to concussion protocol
Heiny can pull it off

>>149972981
So they are against concession jobs?

It's all falling apart

kek fatty guerrero jr

>>149972933
yeah

>>149973025
>It's all falling apart
Concession jobs?

Bad move by the third base coach. For a second there I thought Rivera had returned

>>149973036
based paco giving us eyes on Kersh

Clutch play from Skub to get out of there with no runs scored

Who is holding down the fort while Dave Roberts is in jail?

>>149973036
let's try that again

It's Baseball Night in America on FOX time

>>149973088
going out on the town after the game or just slumming in the hotel?

>>149973038
It's hard times for hot dog turners since AI came along

>>149973087
lol

>>149973116
let's just say, I'll be waiting for some red sox fans to let me "over the monster" if you catch my drift

>>149972862
jays more hits than tigers so far, stay coping

i don't think the yankees are it this year

the catcher change midgame threw Gausman off his funk

>>149972910
No.

Learn to code.

Doyers may have Rings but they'll never have a catchy commercial Jingle in their life.


>https://youtu.be/5W2OC8Dlf4s?si=2VLAX9wM1FTSzY8-

CUBOX!

A win against the umps

>>149973176
cringiest meme on this site. all of you dweebs trying to larp like you're some kind of computer geniuses.

don't know how that got overturned, but we take those

>>149973173
still got 2 ks that inning though

Bleh

>>149973195
MOS SY NI SSAN
MOS SY NI SSAN
MOS SY NIIIII SANNN MOVES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU(i didn't know this jingle was a san diego only thing apparently)

why bother…

ITFCB

Say 'Nick Kurtz' 3 times fast.

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

dingertani

Skubal gives up a hit to straw, mans washed up

no...NO!!!

#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.

ITFDB with an Ohtani leadoff dinger!

SOLOHTANI
try hitting a homerun with a guy on base, dummy

>>149973283
Look at her go!

TWENTY SEVEN WHO?
that's what I thought. stankeeniggers be VEWY VEWY QWIET right now. love to see the team fall out of the wild card

stFd

Jimenez sucks

Please riley grand slam

TEO!

TEOVER THE MONSTER

Hit these niggas with the 1-2 punch Teo

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PERIOD SOX

>>149973209
he looked really shaken after that walk. Let's see how he does now

sit the FUCK down!!!

T
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S
C
A
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I
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B
A
C
K

>red sux
>period Sox
>bumston

Man I really hope this means Teo is back

O H T A N I
H
T
A
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B O M B
O
M
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EDIT:

T E O
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B O M B
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Fuck

I thought this crotch itch guy was supposed to be good?

>>149973305
27 bitch count em kiss em

>>149973323
I think he just really hates the Red Sox. I've seen that before when he was in Toronto.

Teo doing roids btw

freddie safeman

ball 2 take your base

Freddie you retard

>>149973320
let the seed rain down

Too bad Freddie didn’t Utley him

Lock in caders

someone needs to remind freddie how old he is

too close to challenge

>>149973309
he does, he missed all spring training due to illness and his season just never got off the ground. Last year he showed that he could be an Ernie Clement type guy, but he's regressing this year

Lock the FUCK in caders

UMPCHADS

>>149973360
ump fucked him

>>149973365
i don't get it, bro had so much contact ability in the minors, guess major league movement is too much for him

Freddie sit the fuck down

Better luck next time umps! Maybe next inning you can steal a run

Attainning cade

Attainning cade

I think it's time for DOYERS baseball!

>>149973400
>>149973416
Cade's

>>149973376
for you

What is the hottest game to watch at this moment?

>>149973395
yeah, the only positive is that he's still got options and Buffalo has been really good at turning around careers.

Red sox, you will overpay for cease and Robert Suárez. Big brother said so otherwise.

Red Sox lineup consists of a variety of manlets and mystery meat islanders.

what happened to Mookie?

>>149973316
STILL DEALING! But i don't know why they kept going to the 4sfb in that second at bat

>>149973435
Hey babe. What’s for dinner tonight?

>>149973116
dunno. went to cask n flagon after the game last night. might look for a sushi place open late tonight.
also some guy at cask n flagon insisted on taking a photo of me with his dog that resembled decoy.

>>149973444
Injured vagina

>>149973426
Yay! Soda beverage.

>>149973444
death in the family

>>149973434
And we need someone to be ready for the ss position until nimmala arrives

>>149973444
Death of a family member

Does anyone know whether it was a death in the family that caused Mookie's absence?

Peein crap fucking sucks!

We should have the A’s, Rays and White Sox in the same division so we can have the broke division

>>149973465
I think that's where Giménez comes in. Depends on what they do with Bo, though

>>149973451
don't you have a dog that looks more like decoy than that? at least I thought so from the pool pic you took the other week.
>>149973140
kek. fooled me. glad I didn't have anything to say to tht.

>>149973493
And the Orioles

They let Kershaw off the hook there

They?

Lock in caders

>>149973520
Gonzalez

I’m going on a hunger strike until peein crap gets an XBH

>memechado
KEK

>boston red sox
>yellow jerseys

/mlb/ the reddit general. sad.

>>149973533
>his only world series appearance was with the dodgers
KEK

why are they yellow
are they simpson

>>149973545
Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149973497
True, I feel for some reason with Bo's poor performance last 2 years that him & the team will be too far apart in contract talks to get a deal done

>>149973552
>why are they yellow
>are they simpson
Who?

>>149973444
Hates Boston indefinitely for tainting his 2018 season by cheating.

Are the Dodgers playing the Savannah Bananas?

THE COMET

>>149973548
LOL

We don’t believe in Chas so much we try a squeeze bunt with 2 outs and 2 on. He’s hitting fucking 5th in the lineup

>>149973559
boston

>>149973563
If I could, I'd get you a pint.

>making it sound like replacing Betts with Kim is a bad thing
>immediately hits a single

attaboy cade

Bo walks!

That was amazing by Bo

boston has the worst city unis

>ohtani can only hit solo homers and only strikeout
Grim

>>149973588
>>149973587
BASED

>Aaron Civale
Oh this game was over before it even began

Bo knows

>>149973590
IMO Toronto's are ass also

>>149973569
Thank you, anon.

damn it Springer

>>149973599
I thought Civale was good? What happened?

What a debacle

SKUBAL

>>149973619
anyone else getting skub fatigue?

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

>>149973625
>skub
a
kek

That was a shit play by Springer. There's no reason to be standing on the base because you're never tagging up from there. Should have slid too.

Damn. At least the Bo at bat will probably take Skubal out of the game one inning earlier

>>149973599
Cubs are going to get no hit they can’t with worth a shit

>tfw you’re a pitcher starting the walk around the mound after getting a strikeout when you realize the ump called it a ball
Umpsissies should be sent to Cambodia

Just wow
Skubal is the man

Barger still can't hit against lefties it seems

kerCHOKE in progress

*opens window and sticks head out*
CUBS SUCK COCK

So which team is Nig Kurtz getting shipped off to when the A’s realize they have to pay him money eventually because he’s actually above average at baseball?

FUCK EM

tennis racket has awaken

Tied game in Boston

Kershaw needs to hang them up after this season

yup Duran is getting an extension. sorry Cease

>>149973651
can't catch either

>>149973715
He just wanted to give Gausman the 10th K

berds tie

>>149973666
Dodgers need a shortstop

attaboy cade

Attainning cade

>>149973729
That’s on me

Cade's

Cade's

Henlo frens!

>>149973741
yes?

This Padre team is now a lost cause. I'm going back to LA.

>>149973756
>>149973749
How're you this caturday? :3

perfect game alert in chicago

I DID IT I REVERSE JINXED

>Nick Kurtz struck out
We did it! We got him out!

>>149973741
Hewo, anon.

>>149973792
And he'll hit a homer in his next at bat, just watch

>>149973792
[QUESTIONABLY RACIST BASEBALL PLAYER NAME] struck out?

Let’s be honest, we need to just sell and stop pretending we’re competitors. Trade Cease, King, Cronenworth, heck I’d even entertain offers for Machado. This team isn’t doing anything this year. They won’t beat the dodgers, cubs, mets, or phillies, in a 7 game series. Our window has closed, just like the Dbacks and we need to make the most out of what we have and rebuild for the future.

For me it’s Ouro Kronii and Red Sox

>>149973825
I want a Corenswet trade. Is that possible?

Reds EPIC NL CENTRAL TITLE RUN starts NOW

Who is Kershaw gonna get mad at now?

Attaboy Carson

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

great. we got a YANKEES SUCK chant at fenway

Attaboy Carsie

Attaboy peein

Fundies BTFOd KEK

>>149973862
fuck my ass

BO

>>149973868
well it's true, but dicks

Nice throw idiot

>>149973846
the guy always holds himself accountable when he shits the bed. glad he called out the rest of the team in his last outing.

>>149973825
just root for the dodgers, bro

>>149973885
beautiful piece of hitting

>>149973825
just root for the mets, bro

>>149973895
yeah, it was weird. I don't think he's ever done that before.

BO BO BO

>>149973888
trips of truth

Attahustle fagsby

Attahustle fagsby

Attahustle fagsby

MR CLUTCH!!!!

no...NO!!!

>>149973906
it's his last season. he's gonna vent his ass off.

>>149973941
part of me wants to see him come back for one more year to become the only Dodger to play 20 years even though 80% of his starts are torturous now.

white soxie no...!!

wtg Kim

>>149973964
>20 years
YOU WILL NEVER BE THE NEXT NOLAN RYAN

Lock in caders

Looks like it's Tommy Nance's turn to become elite out of nowhere

>>149973979
He's still a living legend and the fact his entire career has been with one team makes it even more noteworthy.

let's go nancey boy!

Trust fund team KEK!!!

swingandmisstani

sit the FUCK down!!!

Attapitch cade

>>149973979
Nolan Ryan didn't play for the same team idiot

>struck out with two on
no...

OINKtani got oinked

Fundies SEETHING right now

LUKES

Attainning cade

>RISPtani
typical. Pig roach gonna pig
Meanwhile the jays are looking like the most exciting team in baseball

>>149974017
he sholuld start selling insurance

>>149974017
he's been so good while platooning

Padres resorting to playing dirty again.

meme game in gape louis

>>149974032
>resorting to
it's who they are

Throw this padres thug out of the game

SPRINGER DINGER

Springer redemption

Attaboy buschie!!!

>>149974032
>>149974033
Surely they won't get swept by the fuckin cardinals

Almost feel bad for Skubal for being the only person in the Tigers who seems to give a fuck

>>149974017
>LUKES
LUKE'S

>>149974041
>>149974042
NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN!

VLADDY BOMB

pain

quick inning for Kersh :)

VLADDY BOMB

Do the Jays unironically have a shot this year? I'm waiting for this hot streak to end like with the Tigers but they are showing us something quite remarkable

So we're all in agreement that the tigers are frauds?

Why making fun of the Dodgers fund trust when Boston have theirs too? Like who the hell is Jimmy Fund? is that some mysterious player we never seen or heard of?

Blue Jays takeover in Michigan

These 1-4 , HR, 3K 1RBI, 4LOB games from Ohtani are really starting to get old, man. That shit ain't flying in the playoffs

>>149974048
not that I'm rooting against him but he's plenty cocky and acts hammy also.

>>149974060
they need a couple of bullpen arms

>>149974058
BACK TO BACK BOMBS
NICE SERIES WIN BOYS

>>149974069
>He thinks the Doyers are gonna make the playoffs
Anon...

Michigan is rightful Canuck clay

what did they mean by this?

>>149974069
He'll statpad against Boston's bullpen

>>149974060
Jays aren't striking out, pitching is decent, fielding is the best in the AL, no reliance on the long ball either. It's just a solid team performing as best as it can.

>>149974069
He hasn't hit a double in like a month and a half. He's been a three true outcomes player lately. Kinda boring.

>The Kansas City Royals are acquiring outfielder Randal Grichuk in a deal with the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN.
-Peff Jassan

>>149974084
They are, but only because their division sucks. They’re a wildcard exit

>>149974060
>>149974072
And probably another corner of bat to replace satander if hes staying hurt all year. Also one SP would be nice to help go deep

>>149974090
>late inning ohtranny
>doing something
pick one

i hope the new jew owners dont move the team
rays bros where we at

shitwood dont arrest me for saying this please

>>149974093
nice to see offensive production spread out too

>>149974075
>BACK TO BACK BOMBS
With a fight at the bat rack?

werent nips supposed to be playing the small ball team game? why is oh tranny always swinging for the fences trying to play hero ball and striking out?

>>149974060
It'll be the big test to see if a focus this heavy on contact hitting can work out in the postseason

>>149974119
yeah that's the best part. Almost every position player is producing at the plate

why are there so many canadians today?

>>149974125
i think so, a lack of their contact was there downfall against kc in 2015

>>149974122
Because pig roach is high on his own supply and thinks he's Superman. He's not a gritty attrition player like Ichiro and he doesn't just pitch like most other Japanese players

>>149974131
bandwagoning the jays

>>149974129
joey l 170 wrc wut?

>>149974131
it’s just brits using vpns

Nice steal attempt retard

>>149974117
Not a Rays fan, but it sounds like the Ybor Harbor site could have real potential.

who is going out to get Kurtz before the deadline?

>>149974144
Speaking of brits how is it that they can't get around the new law banning hentai with vpns? How the fuck is that possible

>>149974129
also love how theres no one dragging down the offense

>>149974141
small sample size

WHY DO THE SLOWEST, MOST INJURED DODGERS PLAYERS KEEP TRYING TO RUN THE BASES

>>149974131
because a canadian team has the best record in baybaw

>>149974154
no one

What's with the sloppy running from doyers today. Freddie has a lame ankle and he shouldn't have tried for third. Teo and his bozo moment just now. There will be more

>>149974155
ask texcucks the same thing. there's now a law that bans loli or anything perceived as underage

>>149974163
yea i just find it funny since he looked real mediocre after he came over last year

>>149974154
No one retard, the A's are actually investing in their players now

PEEIN CRAP!!!!

Attaboy happer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ichiro is the 1st GOOK to make it to hall of fame.
Embarrassing

HAPP SLAP

>>149974131
Your leaf people will disappear once the Blue Jays get eliminated from the ALCS and then cope something like "we don't care about baseball anymore. let's watch hockey" like their braincells forgot that there is 30+ years of no cups

>>149974180
Metsineriants bros???

are the astros really going to get filtered by 1 run? might be time to add them to the list of frauds with the tigers.

>>149974184
they reworked his swing while he was in Buffalo this year, he's easily the best piece the Jays got back from the Kikuchi trade.

>>149974201
he's not a gook

>>149974179
>pass laws against fictional characters and fictional behavior
>refuse to hold POTUS' feet to the fire when he was palling around with a legit sex trafficker and says there's nothing to see in unreleased files
Unserious

>>149974154
I see a jew, 2 Nick Kurtzs and 3 human beings

>>149974213
over wagner?

What are some of your baseball hot takes? I'll start:
>home runs aren't that interesting
>DH shouldn't exist

Series win in Detroit. GG Tigers, try to not get swept tomorrow.

the rockies aren't very good..

>>149974225
>>DH shouldn't exist
>rips your ballsack in half

Nobody is commenting on it but the fishes are dominating the brewskis again

>>149974228
many are saying this
many such cases

>>149974217
meds

>>>/pol/

>>149974225
Bobby Witt Jr should have won AL MVP over Judge last year -- defense is half of the game and should be a major factor in determining MVP

Will this be topped this season?

>>149974225
Not a hot take but a well-considered one based on time spent here

90% of the people that post here don't know shit about this game

everybody is so concentrated on the dodgers game they dont realize some frauds are being exposed BIGLY.

>>149974224
Wagner struggled hard in April

Nico slap

slap deez nutz

SHAW EM!

Attaboy shawzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the rays are trying their hardest to give up a grand slam

Doggie doos KEK

>>149974242
Boston exposed Ohtani on last years offseason because one of his agents lost the gambling allegations

>loses the game
>gets a standing ovation

>Kershaw is having a bad night
>Kershaw is having a good night, but Red Sox are getting hot
>Kershaw is having such a bad night that even the Red Sox can tee off him
>Kershaw is having a good night, and the Red Sox would be scoring even more otherwise
Which one of these is it

ATTABOY SHAWZY!!!!
You caaaaaaaaan put in on the boaaard YES!

>>149974272
the first

A big red down arrow lol

>>149974272
he was mediocre and had a little bad luck also

ATTABOY SHAWZY!!!!
You caaaaaaaaan put in on the boaaard YES!

Faggets kek!

Cubs aheheheh

Doggies still in this game

>>149974242
but the yankees game was a few hours ago

If this was the 2018 WS rematch. The Sox would do the funniest fucking thing in baseball history. Beat the Dodgers by wearing those hideous yellow-blue uniforms as an insult to the UCLA Bruins, a college ball team from Los Angeles.

>>149974305
But Ippei was the decoy who saved opening day for Pigroach?

Take a bow Cade!

>walked 4 times
>0 runs
>only have gotten a runner to 3rd once
>against the A’s
We are going to get shutout

>>149974305
I am tired of seeing this heckin wholesome doggerino shit Ohtani and the doyers keep pushing. And I'm a dog lover
Not a single photo of his kid yet!

>>149974272
Doyer fantasy: Kershaw is having a bad night
FOX announcers fantasy: Kershaw is having a good night but red sox are hot

reality: Kershaw is cooked

Don't swing Miggy, just let Crochet get over 100