Thread 150036275

Last Test @ The Oval, Day 1

Early Tea due to rain:
INDIA 85/3.

>let's play until 9pm on this wet miserable day where it will be dark by 3pm
>no, you can't play until 7:30pm on a day where the sun is shining brightly even though it would ensure a full days worth of overs

/COUNTY/
Todays streams >>150033553

Yesterdays reports and highlights >>150028709

What do you think they get up to in the rain breaks? Soggy biscuit tournament perhaps?

ok i found it

bit of Mario Kart World

circle-jerk with zachy c in the middle

What's Fortis thinking in this pic?

>>150036275 (OP)
BRVTAL mogging

>>150036350
Fucking jugasaurus rex

scrabble and coffee

>>150036350
>mfw bindians refuse to use the designated shitting pitch

*farts*

sitting in my flat

Play has resumed

I doubt play has resumed, I declared the series over a while ago.
if anything is happening it is just a friendly knockabout

mental how atkinson has conceded 13 runs off 10 overs

bit of pigeon action

based mcgrath

This is pretty much a confirmed draw already

unless >we bowl those jobbers out

Nice reaching catch by Allison at mid-on for Essex to get their seventh.

>>150036774
Whos hand did you shake for that though?

tried to read through the last thread but seb was stinking it up with poo and his worthless posts. /cric/ is right.. YF absolutely O

GONE GOTTEM

THE PAVILLION IS THAT WAY CUNT

GOTTEM

Why are India so bad at cricket I thought it was their national sport?

shitarsen looks a decent player tbqhwy
needed a seed to get him out

does jadeja really want to score runs off jamie overton?

bindians on the ropes
sub 200 AO to win the story

sipping on some shitty beer. watching horses. I might drunk drive for a bit

Should Pakistan be allowed to take India under their wing to create a better cricket nation?

don't let this test distract you from the fact that poopeeland got bowled out for 300 by Zimbabwe

>>150037033
based andrew symonds

he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right

>>150037071
>HERE I AM
>STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH JEW
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>150037033
she's looking at you tb

>>150037033
think i know you

>>150037156
what are ya gonna do vicpol glowdigger

GOTTEM

Don't worry about wickets for the rest of the night, beamers and pies cheers

>123-5 (39.3)

No one told them its a test match?

>>150037184
Not a good score in any known format is the best part

this is England's D team btw

Why is the coward Wash playing so low down the order?

>>150037184
no but steven say

>>150037184
Shit gets wickets

wait on, cricket is still going on¿?? amazeballs!! haha...what a time to be alive...ya?? so..has englel lost yet¿ hahaha... alri

wtf is wrong with that creature?

GONE GOTTEM

NO POINT IN A POOVIEW CUNT

YOU GOT A BAT SON.

>THE NEXT BALL
KWAB FUCK OFF

...umm..jus baked is all I think haha

>don't use bat
>not out
>use bat
>out

>pooviewing

Cowards work

BASED BIG GUS

Ok I am new to cric but I am watching what the FUCK is going on

>>150037650
When you hit the ball and someone catches it you are out

>>150037658
Ok cool

>>150037658
that's amore

Who’s this lady

fucking awful review
pooview tier

>english cheats send out woman to deliberately disrupt the batter
>next ball might be a wicket
>>150037689
I think it's JK Rowling.

we'll have a pooview thanks

>it came back
okay, then what happened after it hit the pitch?
>errr.
pooview

>>150037712
>the dead 1000 mile stare

Think she must be the cleaner and she's seen the start of the bindian changing room

>>150037712
>here's your state subsidised gf bro

>>150037712
kekked when she got spooked and was just punching in random numbers into the code

Reckon this Overton fellow is rubbish, and he looks like a peasant. Not a fan. Bring back the good and handsome bowlers

>>150037712
JK Bowling

tfw someone next to me does a racism by complaining about having slipped on the poo in the Indian changing rooms

>>150037811
Looking good Zachy

>>150037811
looking good zachy

India are on the cusp of a story victory we're absolutely fucked

>>150037946
India win India no 1 Washington next usa president jadeja next head of ecb, you cry and sleep

What a retard

right, well that's another bowler down the toilet then

How many retards do you see injuring themselves diving around trying to save 2 runs. If were a coach or captain I would ban it

Old man fucking Woakes, WHY THE FUCK WAS HE PICKED ?!

no Aggers we don’t want to see him in Perth.

well that's the old man off to the nursing home then

>go woakes
>get broke

well there goes our third best batter

Fucking foul Indians injuring our brave lads

>>150038118
*batsman

(batter is what you put on a fish m8)

it's batsperson CHUD

A batsman can be a batter but a batperson can not

batsman for the men and batslag for the ladies

>>150038269
batx for the transexuals

Tongue has been bowling like a retard to make sure no one looks at Overton's figures

>200 up
story bros....

This is going to end up being a 350 innings isn't it...

>>150038385
Literally how?

>>150038385
Only if Wash doesn’t feel like breaking Lara’s record

>>150038391
Too many games with England in a promising position for 6, I'm not able to follow the next session and when I come back they've both got centuries.

What a fucking shit end to the series. Jesus

Shubman Gill lmfao

Slag posting time

I hope someone made a webm of that Gill run-out kwab

Post maidens not slags

>>150038966
Atkinson bowled a few

>>150038996
You should get one maiden for each maiden bowled brought to your hotel room each night

>>150038966
No

>>150039229
Why isn't there a gypsy cricket team that offer matches to the local cricket clubs? If they lose they agree to fuck off from the area and stop robbing the coop but if they win the win the cricket pitch and can stick their caravans on it for as long as they like?

Any other cricketers with one good game pulling up their stats?

>>150039271
>D'ya like dags

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/eng-vs-ind-gambhir-bats-for-injury-replacements-in-tests-stokes-concerned-about-loopholes-1497073
oh nonokkooononono
Noo
NO
nonoko
no
NOOOO

really strong smell of poo in here

>>150041218
The rule should be the same as replacing a ball, the replacement should be roughly the same age and look of the injured player. So you have to go into the crowd and find a look a like

hihi

>>150041280
kkekKkkk x

moite MOITE WASH YER ARSE MOITE
ffs

>>150037811
hey zb lgm

grim day 1 from start to finish ,no bumcumrag,pant, wood/archer or chad stokes also. Shitters like krishna overton and siraj fucking about

>>150041218
If he’d scored 50 to save the match on a broken foot yeah ok maybe he’ll be remembered but 17 isn’t much

>>150041295
WHO would click heart or clap icon lmoa

>>150041562
umm..yh..I was referring to Stokes comment about calling injury replacements as "ridiculous"

Keeping myself up with utterly rank farts. Drank the yeast sediment from the two bottom of my bottles of homebrew I had this evening.

>>150041442
>grim day 1
>t. Britjeet
Yh >we should have done better, would have maybe without such a grim bowling unit. Tongue bowling all over the place and fucking Woakes, but not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Some truly poor dismissals for India though.

Sick of seeing hijabs and starving kids on my BBC front-page
maybe put the camera down and give them a sandwich
sorted

>>150041812
losing Woakes is HUGE
YUGE

>>150042064
no but steven overweight iykwim haha

>>150042077
queef QUEEF haaahaax x

No mention on the West Indies v Pakistan T20 in Florida? Do you guys even watch cricket????

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
HE BOWLS TO THE RIIIIIIGHT
JOSH TONGUE, HIS BOWLING IS SHIITE

If it’s red, it’s right
If it’s white, it’s shite

(cricket balls)

Not sure there's anyone worse than the person who starts a teams meeting 9mins early

What are you thinking….xx

get it bazzed

Josh Tongue more like Josh Mong

Australians are silently taking over the world. If you see any hot person, there's a high probability that they're Aussie. (None of them are in this general though)

sometimes I go to the beach just to look at all the sexy people there

current state of >our sport?

working from home (flat)

Henry Zeffman

much prefer that turk posters opulence and wealth posting, far more interesting that zachys mundane slop about his "flat" and bouldering.

the turd noser of turkbro

does zachy still post here

he tried to get his id verified to post on 18+ websites but got denied because the program thought he was a 14yr old boy

probably should have cropped his arms out of the photo haha

>>150045978
congratulations you're straight

>>150045757
>have you tried bowling at the wickets

I weigh 75 kilos and can do +55kgs chin-ups

Sure sure. And I'm Scottie Scheffler everyone!

Would Graham Thorpes daughters

would they what?

Any Donedon posters in? Whats the weather like?

hope you swapped your PRQ for React before the 31st July lads, unless it was held on exchanges

really decent APY staking on the React network atm btw

>>150046482
Out east of London its a nice day. So Chelmsford should be ok.

>>150033553
/COUNTY/ Reports & Highlights of Day 3 of Round 12:

>Division One

Durham 153. & 344. v Surrey 322. & 176/5.
>RESULT: Surry win by 5 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp3ezne3dwxo
https://youtu.be/AodYVRqsIcU

Essex 602/6dec.
v Warwickshire 465/9.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c99mx1pn9kko
https://youtu.be/f4MShH8vyeI

Nottinghamshire 511/6.
v Somerset 438.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly4xgrjr0no
https://youtu.be/h1im8PXw9OE

Worcestershire 249.
v Hampshire 293. & 139/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq68298qzl5o
https://youtu.be/d0Sloip1W9s

Yorkshire 545/9dec.
v Sussex 222. & 115/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gzl2227dpo
https://youtu.be/k1thWW8OELM


>Division Two

Gloucestershire 54/1.
v Middlesex 445.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9wyl8jdkgvo

Kent 217/3.
v Leicestershire 471.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9398y1jg2ko

Lancashire 137. & 226/5.
v Glamorgan 261. & 348/7dec..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cjr12nd0q4po

Northamptonshire 550/9dec.
v Derbyshire 377. & 52/4.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvg4p5jgyllo

On this day in 2019, Steve Smith made his return to Test cricket after 15 months.

It was the first Test of the Ashes series. The stadium was completely filled, and the crowd was energetic, as it was the opening day of the Ashes. Australia won the toss and elected to bat first. Wickets began to fall rapidly, and Australia was pushed to 2/17, losing both their openers. The next batsman in was Steve Smith. The crowd erupted and was louder than ever when he entered the field.

As he walked to the crease, the whole stadium booed, with people shouting "Ya f*cking cheat" and carrying placards abusing Smith. It was probably the first time in the history of cricket that 25,000 people gathered to take a dig at one cricketer. It was already expected that the crowd would boo when Smith arrived, but it didn’t stop there. They continued to boo every time he faced a delivery throughout the innings.

Stuart Broad was lethal that day, and wickets were tumbling as Australia was reduced to 8/122, with Smith and Siddle at the crease. Smith continued to bat and reached his half-century, with Siddle assisting him. Siddle fell soon after, and Australia was down to 9/210, with Smith on 85* and Lyon walking to the crease. Lyon said to Smith, "A few more runs and we'll get to 250." To which Smith replied, "Shut the f*ck up. Let me bat. We'll get it up to 300."

Steve Smith continued to bat and scored a brilliant century under immense pressure. He not only battled the scorecard pressure but also the pressure from the crowd. He was finally dismissed for 144 when he tried to slog, and by that time, Australia had already reached a comfortable total of 284. No one else was able to get past 44.

Steve Smith currently holds the best numbers among Test batsmen of this era, but it’s not just the statistics that make him the best in this format. There is a story behind his every century, and most of these stories would have one line in common: "He saved the team when everyone else failed."

can I get this summarised in 3 lines or less please

>>150046641
On this day in 2019, Steve Smith returned to Test cricket to boos from a hostile Ashes crowd.
He scored a brilliant 144, rescuing Australia from 8/122 and silencing critics.
It was a comeback that proved his resilience and class under pressure

Steve Smith cheated and got banned. He came back and the Edgbastons crowd was giving banter to the Aussies, they couldn't handle that and Stuart Broad steaming in. Team was in trouble but Smudge show mental fortitude mixed with autism and scored 144.

>>150046654
thank you!

>>150046659
Smith did nothing wrong, it was the evil David Warner that masterminded it

petition to change the rule to 3 words or less

>>150046641
Smith did same thing hundred of cricketers have done. they got 1 match he got one year. CA full of cucks

>>150046718
Smith's test-cricket return

>>150046718
No but Steven

oh look at me I'm watching the cricket
pint of ale please

>>150046812
same

He did it again in the second innings too. Think they were 25-2 or something.

>>150041785
I'd be against injury replacements in principle. I'd have to have a look at the current laws

>>150046876
...yh..apart from a concussion substitute there's no other injury replacement in place currently

>>150046883
fuck the concussion sub off too

>>150046885
This, it's almost always your own fault if you get concussed playing cricket

>>150046885
Steve Smith is apparently the only player who had a replacement

why aren't bowelspersonmen bouncing out batspeoples¿

>>150046868
they carried on batting afterwards though didn't they?
spirit of cricket would have been offering a draw at that point

>>150046906
https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg
x

>>150046718
Smith's Ashes resurrection

I think it’s time to pull the plug on Zimbabwean cricket lads, ngmi

Do New Zealand really deserve test status if they're struggling to make 300 against Zimbabwe?

After Woakes injury yesterday are cricket pitches too dangerous? Perhaps time to replace them with a bouncy castle style flooring?

/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 12, Day 4:
BBC live text and radio plus ECB streams in the usual places

>Division One

Essex v Warwickshire
https://youtu.be/GFkuNYCsZtc

Nottinghamshire v Somerset
https://youtu.be/L_wMRXlmxNM

Worcestershire v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/RxxNWWEfpQ8

Yorkshire v Sussex
https://youtu.be/t8R_Jt-06Xc


>Division Two

Gloucestershire v Middlesex
https://youtu.be/_IxfPrOAGIc

Kent v Leicestershire
not up, fuck em

Lancashire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/mm3uY3-Ol9Y

Northamptonshire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/4t5cztrLxHg

yesterdays highlights >>150046606

LETS FUCKING GO

>>150046482
Kensington Chad reporting from Olympia (i live in a broom closet sharing facilities with latino immigrants that don't speak English) ,it's pretty chilly but doubt rain will come unless something blows in at tea. Tbf it wasn't raining as bad here as in south ,but the distance is really mickey mouse tbf

Oh yeah completely forgot Graham Thorpe offed himself lmfao pathetic cunt

Pozzies rubbing their hands at the thought of Josh Tongue down under.

bouldering later

I know it was the right decision, but umpires really do hate actually giving people out
Reviews have given them too much room to be wrong, same with no balls, the on field umps don't even look for them anymore

will england avoid the follow on

YES THATS RIGHT FUCKING WALK THAT WAY

Walked then cowardly returned to review it

fucking plumb

>Walking
Applaud that coward
>Actually reviews it
Even more cowardly

WI tier pooview

>walk
>turn back to pooview

Is this the spirit of the game?

tail ender specialist tongue to get five wickets despite bowling a wide every other ball

>>150046379
good lird

WAT DAT TONGUE DO THO

Josh Tongue my anus

going to be a serious cultural mismatch between bard's middle class sensibilities and his new riffraff toilees it seems

is this what they call a "poolapse"?

State of batters

scotch egg, chips and croissants for lunch

has this bloody Tongue fella unlocked some mental cheat code¿ bloody 'ell innit¿ it's as if he has been given the license to bowl without constraints...apart from the front foot fault wtf

what is that circle arena like thing they're building in the background?

gottem gawn
>>150046379
Martina Hingis and this picture gave me my "exposed arse showing under a skirt, but not in the creepy upskirt way, it has to be natural" fetish.
>>150045757
>when you go for a piss in the morning

Reckon we'll win by Lunch tomorrow

quadeca is rather shit
no Cameron winter

>>150047530
The gasworks?

OI YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE YOU DIRTY FUCKER WE HAVE TOILETS

Poolapse

>>150047578
CLEAN IT UP
STAY IN YER CAPACITY BLOODY

fuckin beauty

>>150047530
isn't that the shakespeare theatre?

>>150047574
>hmm yes let's just build our stadium next to some explosive material

Atkinson's face fat is jiggling

A real cricketsman can bat at least a little. Wouldn't see Jimmy getting out for a duck

5fer

BOWLED THE CUNTS OUT

Westley picks up the last of Warks as well :)

>>150047621
>In 2010, use of the site to store gas ended.

love are gus simple as

inb4 Root takes another 250 out of Sachin the fraud. Tick tock Tendiesdulkar your time is over

lmao fucking bindians making Redditchs Tongue look /elite/

>>150047621
Think the cricket grounds were made first

Predictions:
>creepy out for 12
>Ducky out for 70ish
>Pope out in the 40s
>Root under 20

Duckett 300, everyone else sub 50

Essex failed to bowl out Warwick before the follow-on so now having to bat again. Don't think there's going to be a result at Chelmsford.

>>150047683
>triple centuries for the openers
>ducks for everyone else

Time for an absolute bazball masterclass I think

100/3 in 11 overs

Baz these cunts to death 350 all out by tea

Need over 400 to give a 200 run lead and then win by an innings. But of course they won't do that.

the strategic move would be to play real slow test cricket because you are already up 2-1 in the series
desu you could just bat for 3 days if you desired

fuck off that isn't bazzo

not quite in the spirit of the game I think

...yh..gg good series
it's over

are gazza

Big Woy

>shitraj
should just keep him as the designated chirper, not much of a bowlsman is he

*spams 4*

Why dont all teams do this?

Live by the 4Spam
Die by the 6Slog

did Duckett get hit in the plums?

yh

Does Duckett have dwarfism?

>>150047880
Ben Dickhit

fecal alcohol syndrome

>she's little more empathy than you do
fucking brutal

Why do Bindians always through the ball at the English lads dicks? Are they in awe of girthy white snakes?

*fail reviews in your path*

how did akash get his shirt so filthy?

CAWM ON ENGLAND SCORE SOEM FAWKINNG RUNNS

game is so boring without Bumrah

>>150047907
To be fair it would have hit any other batsman in the shins he just happened to have been bowled at some kind of gnome

>>150047899
That's what happens when you OD on jenkem

>>150047920
Genuine question since he's the size of a chubby child should his runs not be worth double. Imagine the effort he has to put in compared to that of a fully grown adult

Duckett really good at reverse hitting

BAZBACK

The Contemptuous Chad Opener scoring only through boundaries

India need to worry about losing the story here. I like to add two quick chapters to the narrative, how good is the plot now?

the height different between these two is always so funny

>>150047991
Gambhir lost it for them on Tuesday

>>150036350
special needs gardener barks at wrong person
indians clearly riled up cant wait to go home

If only we had Bumrah today, he would have made the best use of this Green-top.

Few fours here

They're BAZZING... CAN THEY DO THAT???

To be fair to India if they had been allowed to inspect the pitch properly without a bloody benchod telling them what to do maybe they would have decided to win the toss

>English weather
Grim

NOOOOO GO BACK TO SLURPING NOOOOOWWWW

>Indian life
Grim

Crawley took a single
Coward

KEK NOW WE BAZZNG

Give the man his 6

wahhehy 2 sessions lets get indias score
BAZZING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Could we have this wrapped up by close of play tonight?

Not seen so many Indians go quiet so quickly since Jambalaya Bach

Lancs have 5 wickets to get 235 runs today as long as the rain stays away
May be a tough ask but Balderson and Hartley are still to come

couldn't have happened to a better bunch of blokes eh hahahahaha

RICHO UHH

Such a good fast start, Duckett one hundred percent not getting a century

>7.25 run rate
>UUUHHH IM GONNA BAZZZZ

Gil looks like a broken man, was colonisation really this easy?

>bit too short and a bit too wide
Bit rude to Duckett

>>150048009
>>150047992
Must be a pain to bowl at though

Is Bumhole not playing?

the final test has all the feel of a corporate garden party champagne flowing instagram moments curated and key players politely rested from duty

>>150048273
They mentioned that on TMS, one right hand, one left hand, one very tall one very short, different stroke styles
Nightmare for the bowlers to have to adjust to

>0-33 (4.5)

LMAO

lmao bindia getting utterly bazzed

Best bit about Bazball is how much it pisses off the whinging Aussies.. Hehe

Indian Economy figures are dire, need a bailout pronto

complete and utter psychological pulverisation

It's not cricket

>Score 650+ at only 4 an over
>Lose time to win the game
>Decide to score 650 at 7 an over instead
Love how the Indian Occupied Cricket Media were saying the ball was hooping around and that 250 could be a good score for India and that they had squeezes day 1 by getting to 200/6

its quite good how the ashes series will be on during the night so we can easily pretend its not happening

Is the Indian plan to make England declare before they get to Root so he can't add to his runs tally?

root will surpass tendulkers runs record during our tour of india

Lads is it a good thing to get belted around like it's a t20 after you just poolapsed for 200?

>England gave away 38 extras in the bowling
just /bazball/ innit >>150048363 good as >we will get btfo unfortunately with the bowling that keeps getting selected.

might as well have fun with this test whilst it lasts

go out there and have fun express urself

>>150048406
>extras was India's second best batsman

lmao

>>150048384
Stop I can only get so erect

fucks sake, couldn't last that

Game over

>no 100-0
story well and truly lost

>Poos acting classless
Some things never change

bit wanky from the bowlsman

Pope to get 0

>could have cut him for a four
>retardedly try a reverse .. standing sweep and hit it right to the keeper
Should lose a percentage of his match fee for this garbage.

I wish Akash was Deep in the Mariana Trench the absolute weapon

>>150048475
>being this ball less

You could never make it as a bazzer fanny

He spazzed out because he couldn't score a boundary this over

you wouldnt do those weird reverse shots back to back in a meaningless t20 game

YOU YOU BLOODY BASTARD YOU DO NOT BLOODY SWEEP OKAY? BASTARD YOU DON'T BLOODY

when's the hundred starting

It's on right now mate

>>150048472
lol btfo on the first bowl apologise now

>>150048509
Monday

this india team are such a bunch of cunts

was hoping rain would wash out most of the days of play so they put on the first ever international 100-ball match as an exhibition to the fans

if you rearrange the letters in Pope's name it spells poop lmao

Explain?

>>150048528
corr finally some real bloke's cricket is starting

Got Old Trafford tickets to watch my Manchester McCoys play a double header against the London Tyrrell's on the 11th.
Can't wait

Can’t move cats laying on me

looks like a decent track
nice pace onto the bat

T20 innings from england

>half century with 12 fours
disgusting stuff

KP 'nutter till I die
we got it this year

how is jos buttler not in this team

If India aren't good at cricket what do they actually contribute to the world? Is there any point in India at this point?

hottake: if you can't bowl the same line and length day in and day out you're NOT a ballperson sweaty

How much cowpiss does Deep have to guzzle to atone for his bad behaviour?

doesn't work that way fella...

>>150048638
>what do they actually contribute to the world?
Pollution

>>150048638
>what do they actually contribute to the world?
Methane

>>150048638
Uber eats

what do you suppose instead of india

>>150048737
All my drivers are afgan or African here, the Indians think they are too good to bring food these days

>>150048638
Tech support

think I'll sink a ghost ship (out of a John lewis tumbler) after the lunch break

reminder that THis test was DONE and DUSTED after the first over >>150047783

>>150048746
Get rid of the people, start a fresh. Move all the worlds refugees there and see if they do a better job with the place

>>150048638
Desi girls

>>150048775
question is why are y'all silly polchuds posting in a dead general??

>>150048801
GOTTEM
O
N
E

ghost ship always sold out in my new local sainsburies
obviously an area with a taste

how's Mr. Wilkinson these days felal¿

Wilkins†

Yeah YFO m8

YOU DON'T, YOU JUST DON'T YOU BLOODY
STAY IN YER CAPACITY BLOODY

flabbo melty

crawley> duckett
#thenew

so, innings defeat..ya¿

hopefully sacking of gg, morkel et al

glammy are gonna make it this year bros :))

I would have racially abused the poondian bowler in Duckett's place

mums property IQ on par with brothers history IQ

sport is for brainlets

Pope should offer a draw at tea for the bants

...yh finna go with dis

Mmmmmm yummy tyrells

what was he doing there

>>150049198
>saar do you have sister?

>keith starmer seriously thinks he'll stop me from wanking to gay porn
LMAO

>>150049192
They’re good but
Keogh’s are much better.

>Poo Peeland needed 8 to beat Zimbooby
>can't even win by 10 wickets
K W A B

Little Indian bois collapsing on the ground and failing to take catches

Zimbabwe are in a terrible way
Imagine being beaten by 8/1 looool

Certain man ITT has unironically sent their passport to xhamster
Their own porn watching mug staring blankly at them in the process

Only normalfag websites get banned

Essex stream shat itself to death

love being in my flat

>>150049267
Narrow story win just by making NZ play a second innings. Taking a wicket = total narrative domination

>>150049302
The problem is smaller websites, or poor ones like 4chan, can't afford to bring in the checks only the big bois can, who the legislation is mostly aimed at.

>>150049333
Zimbabawe should have bowled two massive over the head wides and we would have had a kino score card of two batters on 0 winning the game.

Good Day!

heading down the works

gone ffs crawley

not his usual dismissal

this is just getting sad

crawley is good on the pul-ACK!

BRITLAPSE INCOMING.

Crawley has done his job, up to the rest to drive it home.

>RR below 7
Lost the story

>>150047514
Will refuse to work with any of those revolting little scrotes, simple as that
Civil service is a solidly middle class profession
Let the great unwashed enter the trades

Won't be posting much, if at all, across the next week, but I'd prefer not to say why

Why did they decide on 6 balls in an over?

kek, it's just bants lads

what did krishna say?

>>150048638
Joe root mad that’s rare

>>150049425
hare hare

>>150049425
redeem the bloody wicket now sar

>>150049425
YOU ARE THE FUCKING
FUCK YOU BLOODY

my new council tax band is B
old r*nted accommodation was A (and that rents for 1200 a month now lmao)
moving up in the world

>>150048638
They contribute most of WWE's revenue.

>>150049435
>their god is a pokeman

not currently watching cricket

FUCK BINDIA

That's all

>>150049444
pay £207 a month for council tax and the binmen took out a cheeky bag of greenwaste I hid in the middle, unconscionable

1. Sri Lankans
2. Pakistanis
3. Bangladeshis
4. Bindians

If England can use the 'Bazball' batting approach like Klopp used his press at Liverpool - by surging periodically, rather than all the time - then we can really exert some pressure and control.

The icy sneed of cool command

>RATTLED
kek, based.

>>150049472
Why didn't you green text that?

1.Pakistanis
2.Sri Lankans
3. Bangladeshis
4.Bindians

You were very close enough

GONE, GOTTEM. FUCK OFF

>tune in
>englel stop scoring fast
YAWN

sake

Time to get Joe Fruit now.

time for based mong

>poop
momentum lost
story lost

>>150049361
What exactly is "good" about it you fucking prick?

can't tell you how much I despise Ollie pope

its past my bedtime

>>150049518
you can stay up if you want

>78 behind with 7 wickets in hand
>"India are coming back into this match"
???

the amount of luck england have had this innings is unreal. on another day they'd be 8 down by now with all these inside edges and shit batting.

>>150049529
more like 6 wickets since what's his name is gone.

I remember pope being a number 6 for a large part of his career, feel like they might need to move him down to 6 again and have Bethell at 3 to ensure relentless bazballing

Brooks has had a pretty quit series yah?

Don't think we need another single digits innings from Woakes anyway

Good news for Glammylad.
Bad news for Lancs posters.

I really really hate Siraj

everyone does

last month of white boy summer bros

>>150049543
i remember your mom being at 69 position , she should also continue to be in that position for rest of her life

hope it's not maharishi raincoat weather in Sheffield

>>150049599
...boooo

>>150049412
Base 6 is kino

>>150049561
Got out on 99 at Headingley. No other memorable scores. At least he's due one

>>150049606
Wtf.. friendly fire..

>>150049648
>>150049561
He made 158 in the first innings at Edgbaston, one of only two for England that game.

>>150049652
>>150049606
>friendship ended with India

the actual centre, centre of York- where wendys is and the Christmas market normally is, is actually a shit hole I have decided

Biggest problem with Brook is that he's a massive brainlet

>>150049686
brainlet brookie we call him down the local

all sportsmen are brainlets
that's why they don't get nervous

reckon Krishna said something about Thorpey

>>150049676
Oh, so he has had an okayish series. For some reason, I had this idea that he has really underperformed.

What did that brown lad say to our Root?

shot

>wallop it for four
>AHZA UMP YOU BLOODY AAA

siraj returns to monke

Sucking a crack and dale
sorry I meant a crackendale

joe root glides to the crease with the elegance of a rolls royce entering a private estate silent assured and unmistakably premium

Fraudwatch?

ffs

This is the best test for how the Indians got basically every decision within their control incorrect
Being a cunt to a groundsman was a decision
Sledging Root was a decision

GET FUCKED LMAO

pooview thanks

yeah i'll have a rootroot cheers cunt

when's tea?

>>150049892
Half hour

>>150049892
i don't want to talk about tea

just picked up 9 beers

test cricket died the day they added woke numbers and names to the back of the shirts

i dont feel so good bros

test cricket died around 2005-2010 maybe down to the popularity of the 2004/5 ashes the money available around the world went up a few levels

>>150049932
It died when Sky stole it from free TV

test cricket needs a strong west indies but their cricket board is so corrupt over there

>>150049922
Actually based take. I hate that shit.

getting the train somewhere to go bouldering to keep me out of trouble

>>150049968
bbbBBBAASED wholesome post

6 return for me to Sheffield lol
quite ments

Is that with your disability card?

that's cray yo

works calling

India coming back into this

gonna need a few more runs methinks

TOTAL CXOLLAPSE

England will be lucky to have a lead at this rate.

thought zb was a trains operator and gets free rides

James Smith

corrr bit of a bowlers paradise this
wouldn't actually mind watching this
unfortunately I have to go bouldering

Hello /cric/

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fuck sake you had the jeets rattled at 98-0 for 20 odd overs,now prob lead of 20 is a miracle

>Min. Ov. Rem: 52.2

Ffs bingland coming out to bowl again init

>>150050100
nah >we bat right down to no.10, 100 plus lead still on the cards

was waiting for one more wickky...but fuk it.yolo.innit?¿
https://youtu.be/TDMfH1rx7rk

>>150050069
I love Sarah Gadon

gone for a workout and englele lost some wickets. Not a comment, just an observation of facts.

k noted. tabla x

I am wired to the man
I take the train at dawn for him

>3 moar
THREE.MORE
>3 moar
THREE.MORE

think I'll eat 7 or 8 plums fresh from the garden

fuck sake this is pathetic
going to be another 5-0 ashes down under isn't it

THE BRITLAPSE IS ON

>>150050213
If you are lucky

>>150050119
https://youtu.be/7SwDVjWO8m8

I’m definitely in two minds here because I’m happy the game is even but also we should have run away with this. Also feels even worse that India are playing like absolute shithouses too.

PRASIDH HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

business idea: a stable partnership

>>150050245
>a marriage

embarrassing
don't even have woakes gonna kms

GOTTEM GONE
>reviewed
hmm

So, at this stage, Brooks needs to start owning the strike.

poothetic poolapse

That was plum

>>150050280
ummm..I literally do dis.ngl.lmoa
figs too
>>150050225
https://youtu.be/XVmql83s43A

Top scorer crawley. Problem was england not preparing challenging pitch for him to be interested to play

Ever since it was confirmed that neither Foakes, Stokes or Woakes can play now after being injured, all the other blokes took a serious morale hit

first month after creatine I was unironically feeling mentally sharper
but now I don't really feel it
maybe I have just got used to it

cycle off for a bit innit

not sure that makes any sense whatsoever with creatine

homealone I hope you are hitting up the FONT borough tonight for an on wall sesh

u do u fella x

>>150050368
why would i be going to
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
borough
bizarre post

cycling stimulants makes sense but creatine isn't a stimulant really, it's more physical than that

everything is physical ultimately so that's a bit of a brainlet post but the brain isn't where its main impact is, unlike a true stimulant

>>150050404
its your calling

make a god damn NEW ONE

Are Gus is so boringly handsome, it's weird

wtf the RR was at 9 RPO when I turned off the stream. Last I checked the score they were 100+ for no wickets wtf happened

>>150050565
the balls were bazzin and then the bazz went balling

>>150050543
looks like a fat kid in year 7 no idea what you mean

nice shot mate

why are they allowed to play another hour when overs are lost to rain but not from slow play? test cricket deserves to die

>test cricket deserves to die
FOYF britjeet

baking

>>150050787
I'm not a jeet, chang. sick of hearing about "how do we fix slow over rate" and no one mentioning the very obvious play more cricket answer. Spending more time in the field is bad for the offending team so it serves as a punishment

Should have backed Prasidh more, knew he was better than Anshul

>>150050802
>sunrise at 5:27am today
>start play at 11:00
The obvious answer is start earlier

>>150050792
soime

make a newy please, thanks

>>150050860
>>150050860
>>150050860