go flames

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/C5cGcWCrWn0
Is this real?

friendly reminder that calling those that here will result in consequences.

>>150046093
it's actually not accurate

>>150046069 (OP)
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>150046104
R U L E
U
L
E

>>150046099
Good to know, can't be too careful these days!

>m.youtube

just dropped a midnight marner

>>150046113
the m stands for male (f)

the bud stands for 1 (won)

Woken up by the need to marner

>>150046127
you can't spell bud won without 1

flush em down boys

>>150046114
>>150046130
>>150046134
nope

>>150046134
spell bud 1

>w-we don't call them that

>>150046147
that lady looks familiar and Asian to me

Just found our they are closing one of the beer stores in my town. Except, they are closing the nice one down and leaving the one that all the skids hang out in front of. That's the one I found a fiver in front of last week.

I think that anon standing outside a flames bar alone is more embarrassing than some weeb posting his doll pictures

>>150046171
go listen to more jamiroquai you lil weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QqvGVep4M

we used to meet at the spike
god bless you my nigga jets4eva

bud love love loves jamiroquia!

>>150046193
Someone who’s posting on 4chan by himself outside a bar is a bigger weirdo than bud at this point

>>150046233
nah

>>150046233
nah

My penguins ):

>>150046220

>arguing over who is the biggest loser again

>>150046248
I miss him
Sam posts ruled

>>150046233
Bud brings dolls around with him in public and talks to them

>>150046249
>tf
kek your country hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years.

>>150046253
he was a schizo retard and his posts sucked

>>150046254
he's gotten a lot bolder and brings them to the family dinner table too

>>150046262
his posts ruled

>>150046268
he was a pusy that bailed on the podcast

>>150046272
true i remember him getting on his knees with tear-filled eyes, putting his forehead on the ground, and begging copey (the michaels of the JKA) for mercy and forgiveness for abandoning the podcast

>>150046272
never once because the podcast never happened because Sam got too hammered when he meant too

Copey is a 39 year old loser who still plays Diablo alone while he abuses his child that came from a smelly arthoe that pissed on him, that’s why they’re called the golden showers (and he likes being marnered on as well)

>>150046268
maybe for braindead wrestlefag retards

>>150046286
a lot of lore here, but not quite a true sequence of events i'm not 39 for two weeks

copey is alright when he is not acting like a complete faggot but i will never ever stop calling them marners

there is literally nothing wrong with being a 39 year old loser who still plays Diablo alone while he abuses his child that came from a smelly arthoe that pissed on him or liking getting nicolas roy'd on

>>150046286
>likes being marnered on
Gross is that why he teamed up with trb?

>>150046288
it's E-God bud
Sam was a Raw Bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wMsWvTHKNo

>>150046291
thanks but i'd appreciate it if you stopped calling those that here
>>150046295
two lies
>>150046296
yeah he was rip

>>150046302
dawg the biggest party of the summer is coming soon

It will always be called Marner (shit)

Stop trying to be a bitch and revise it because your shit team gave him 12m a year

Marner faggot

>>150046311
yessss sir! been 4 years now since i saw summerslam at the radies stadium.

>>150046321
no milly

>>150046321
wd'tctthnb

>>150046327
Based Roman is so back the trannies are already mad kwab

>>150046302
Kinda sickening you'd ally with trb after all the praise he has for sean higgins but I suppose its not surprising

>>150046334
Nobody knows who the fuck that is

>>150046334
did you see that trannymite was in a banquet hall KEK

>>150046339
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150046339
no milly?
>>150046344
dawg they had to run a Mexican restaurant kwab

i be taking marners at work

>>150046338
i would never and shame on you for spreading that rumor kwab 1993 no milly

You can tell /hoc/ went downhill once copey showed up

>>150046345
thoughts on being a schizo?

>>150046351
thoughts on JVOEL ignoring your cake and room?

you can tell how /hoc/ improves when copey and the big dawgs are in the thread

>>150046351
bro i saw your post with your oshi at rockaway beach how's the driving test preparations going?

>>150046350
That is pretty much the turning point in /hoc/ to the cesspool it is today

>>150046362
Slurping the wrestlefags flaccid cock doesn’t make you cool

>>150046368
no milly?

>>150046368
no milly and it's wrestlechads or E-Gods
>>150046366
1993

>>150046371
>>150046376
Tremendous samefag. Shameless.

>>150046386
ok so how u know?

>>150046321
he's the one that started it too KWAB

>>150046386
so you don't know

>>150046393
other than >laffs posting, i've never wasted my time posting about them. that extends to the majority of the leastern conference tranny retard kwab

>>150046386
this is how you identify yourself as a newfag federal agent tell my glowie I said hello

You just know copey smells awful
Like straight marner

>>150046407
someone's upset at daddy again huh

>>150046407
nah he probably smells like a guy who showers and has a pleasant deodorant

>>150046418
>diablo gamer
>likes golden showers
>smells pleasant
Nice lie

>>150046418
i use bearglove by old spice. was a joke between me and an ex to buy it since our bulldyke friend used it back in the day but it actually smells good

>>150046433
obsession isnt only a fragrance

>>150046402
I don't believe you for a second

>>150046418
>wrestlefag
>smells pleasant
Nice lie

>>150046440
cope i've never lied

A team

Willingly paid and asked for Mitch Marner

Even after another round of ghosting in the playoffs

Even after another shitty character assessment from berube

Someone said “I’m giving him 12M a year!” And bragged about it

>copey has 4 phones on the go to samefag
Must be nice working at AT&T at the mall

>>150046437
I got this Ralph Lauren for Christmas bro it makes me feel like Cody Rhodes would use it bro

haven't had a burner in 10 years desu

>>150046453
based i watched his hot ones episode a couple hours ago it was based gotta love the codester

MYYY FAAAAATHER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIID

>>150046457
gf neither kwab

>>150046452
Saddest thing to do when you’re getting BTFO: start samefagging endlessly

>>150046464
BBBBBBBEEEEEEETTTTEEEERRRRRRR MMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNN

NOOOWWWW YOU BOWWW TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nobody (but copey) like the Reddit Knights anymore. Relocation in 6 years when the Vegas tourism dries up and nobody wants to live in a city of junkies and millennials getting drunk until 6am

gotta love the Codemeister
getting on one of the influential YouTube shows in the world

>>150046481
bro double dipped da bomb like an absolute chad

>>150046488
HARD TIMES BREED BETTER MEN

>>150046497
AND RULE MY KINGDOM

>>150046469
>>150046472
>>150046481
>>150046488
>>150046497
What’s the matter copey? Ignoring the bleak future of the Reddit knights? Nobody wants to play for a team that’ll just dispose of you in a few years because they need to make space for their next sacrifice

>>150046505
TOOK MY DREAM
BUT NOT MY NAME

>wrestlefags sucking each other off
Im out

>>150046508
can it ya fucking mark

>>150046508

bow down to the
bow down to the

>>150046518
You’ve refused to accept reality. The golden faggots are going to relocate in a few years. All for the high of another cup.

>>150046521
MAMACITA

>>150046508
no milly
>>150046509
NOW. YOU. BOW TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150046510
kwab 1993
>>150046521
*bows down*

/hoc/-copey and his 3 phones all posting about wrestlefaggotry

>>150046528
I AM MY KINGDOM

>not one on topic post
If copey wasnt in bed with TRB (known janny) his posts would've been nuked a long time ago

>>150046539
worked go knights

>>150046539
LIGHTS GO DOWN
I'M READY NOW

>>150046533
Sad

>>150046539
holy worked

>>150046539
how could copey betray the broship to partner up with bud's mortal enemy? trb is the opposite of 1. strange to say the least

>>150046539
oh this nigga worked

trips was at the whitehouse today

>>150046562
cope fake news

>>150046562
All this talk of marner got him worked and acting irrationally

>>150046565
reddit bubblin' about it kwab

if you arent ready to add to the schizo lore of /hoc/ go back to hfboards, ghoul.

>>150046572
fun fact i made this via paint with zero skill. took forever to get the golden knights logo transparent because i'm retarded at image editing or whatever so i just straight up pasted the isles logo on top of sonic ama

>>150046581
if you don't know about Stephen and Justin just fuck off you don't belong here

>>150046583
>zero skill
just like my islanders

>>150046587
TYBC

>>150046593
why did he lie

>>150046596
only god knows why just like that kid rock song of the same name with unforgivable autotune

>>150046596
bud's a legit schizo

he at least publicly apologized to Justin

>>150046610
true bro but the broken bond was unfixable :(

>>150046618
he had to apologize to Noel too kwab

>that finish doesn't work for me bro-ACK

>>150046633
kek for what?

>>150046639
if you don't know you need to leave I'm afraid

>>150046311
Think I’ll be a fellow numale and watch it

>>150046651
yeah I won't spoon feed you anything newfag

>>150046672
Retard

>>150046773
Source?

for me it's giulia and vaquer

>>150046795
You

>>150046803
sexuality and dimes

>>150046803
tag team name: brap and brapper

>>150046262
he was a schizo retard and that's why his posts ruled

Just deposited a rough and crunchy and thick marner and my bussy is sore

>if I post what anon said in the previous thread I may get some (You)s
>if I post some buzzwords I may get some (You)s
pathetic

>>150047359
Praying you have better marners to come

Noel won bud lost

happy bud1202

>>150047954
only 20 days until bud1222. funny how trb spergs out over repeating digits on posts but ignores actual impressive ones like these

Real queers queering off hours starting early.

>>150047984
thoughts on your loss to mitch?

>>150047965
2true

>>150047984
shit no dimes gimmick trying to get over early it's still fucking shit

> Queers OUT.

>muh darn queers
trb you literally have gay porn on your computer. and let's just say it's highly likely chris hansen would ask you to have a seat if the fbi got a hold of it

>>150048021
the kid is running a shitty gimmick trying to fit in but he'll never be a bro
sad

all i can say is bud1

Now these queers are seething.

>>150048021
every new thing we learn about trb proves further that he's nothing but a piece of shit

>>150048062
no need to refer to yourself in the 3rd person

>>150048040
Thoughts on your kinship with trb?

>>150048068
2true

bud created trb on 04/17/2022. bud is literally trb's daddy

>>150048090
nah my only bro is stephen we hate and rape trb

>>150048062
nah that's your dad and uncles you fucking glowie

>>150048068
it's really disgusting that he thought he was going to get in under the radar by posting cat gifs

>2026 Stanley Cup Final
>Alberta Statehood secured
>Flames 3 - Oilers 3
>God bless America

>glowie
Is this some new queers queering off ritual?

The Swiss National Team retires a jersey number for the first time in their history: Andres Ambühl's number 10 will never be worn again
>That's great, I always love to hear the lesser known guys who still dabbled in top level level play on the international stage.
>Any idea why he never cracked into the NHL?

>>150048153
are you this fucking new at trying to fit in?

>>150048165
thoughts on being a porn addicted ghoul?

>trying to fit in
Why would anybody want to fit in with the queers queering off here?

but andres ambuhl DID play in the nhl. on 04/17/22 a'course

>>150048197
daddy, chill

Thank god it’s Friday

>>150048238
and bud1202

>daddy, chill
No, really, queering off is just for you queers.

bud did not 1

>>150048282
>>150048284
any plans for the weekend? gonna spend time with the family or friends? just kidding kek we all know the answer

must be like mitch60 or something

>any plans for the weekend?
No, seriously, queering off isn't for non-queers.

>>150048436
Samir is persistently queer and queering off.

02 21 04
23 15 12
hockey related code. try and solve it

>>150048474
Solved! Please upvote for visibility.

The code translates to:
BUD
WOL

>>150048459
Yes, xhe's got all the queering off ritual and codespeak non-queers can't fathom.

hmm, somehow the code got mixed up. back to the drawing board

02 21 04
23 15 15
should be fixed now

Imagine hating tbg you must have a sad life
>it’s okay though, this world is a rat race.

what a non raped non vpn post

First Marner of the day done. It was an explosive one.

beefaroni chad here
morning marner came as advertised

Just had my morning coffee. Expect my morning Marner shortly.

>>150049109
I have urges to quit everything and move to the countryside

>>150049170
I’m Japanese dumb fuck.

>>150049413
you aren't though

flags are and always have been a mistake

>>150049413
does /hoc/ have a kami?

>>150049413
Post pics of your local combini

>>150049463
one (You) for one improvement at your job anon

marner was uneventful and workmanlike

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>>150049469
jlmi

>laffs

Morning Marner in progress. Starting to think I need more fiber in my diet.

>>150049443
I’m confident in my nationality
>can you say that in the year of our lord 2025 or am I cancelled now?

4chan hockey thread
Im going to be retarded in the
4chan hockey thread

>>150049672
*crip walks*

My mood and marners are contingent on the success of my flames.

>>150049793
yeah well I just got a hug from the lady next door she even said I'm handsome

>>150049802
How have your marners been since?

>>150049843
nah woke up early did one about 7 newfoundland time

>>150049672
/hoc/ tuah thread
I'm gonna be retarded in the
/hoc/ tuah thread

>be Nick Robertson
>have a career high of 27 points
>demand 2.25 million
How about getting to 30 points before asking for that money?

slap some butter on that butt

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

>>150049895
that's a pretty easy case for the team to win. dude was healthy scratched for 10 of 13 playoff games. doesn't matter how good your goals/60 are when you don't play.

https://youtu.be/VzCWDtdzbm4

>club friendlys

>>150049941
I'm not sure anyone wins in arbitration. I'd be surprised if he's a Leaf after the trade deadline at the latest.

>Samoskevich
15 goals, 31 points in 72 games
13:19 TOI
Even-Strength: 0.8 Goals/60; 1.4 Pts/60
Healthy scratched for all but 4 playoff games

>Robertson
15 goals, 22 points in 69 games
12:00 TOI
Even-Strength: 1.0 Goals/60; 1.6 Pts/60
Health scratched for all but 3 playoff games

Samoskevich got league minimum on his 1-year deal. Granted, Samo had zero leverage as he wasn't arbitration eligible, but still.

>>150049985
*wasn't arbitration or offersheet eligible

>rapey thinks it he posts about hockey it will negate the previous 15 years of spamming adult swim gifs

>the city of Vladivostok

>>150049645
I envy you so much, Yamato

that's MINISTER OF SPORT alexander ovechkin

goys, goys, goys...
i got it.
a right-handed defenseman who (stay with me now) plays on the left side! O__O

Flames are a dynasty

>>150050083
9th place dynasty

>the city of Verkhnyaya Pyshma

>most dangerous lead in the land of Fins

>>150050086
The dynasty started this offseason

>>150049985
The leafs pay more for their chink countrymen. Also arsedeep. He gets more too. And Jihadri. And Reaves.

>>150050131
how is that possible when we're in the middle of rat dynasty?

>>150050131
thats not how a dynasty works

>>150050146
Flames have constructed a peanut butter bucket trap for them

>>150050164
true, i posted on spee "the dynasty starts tonight" about 15 minutes before Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles.

>the city of Cherepovets

>>150050178
based Achilles Gay Qb finna sling dimes for dem stillers

>>150050178
Hoping this happens to Marner

>the quiet frosty village of Turku

I hate him so fucking much bros I hope he gets murdered by his handicap handler go Flames

>most dangerous draw in Cherepovets

>>150050306
consider suicide

>most dangerous lead

After that crazy guy tried to attack the NFL hq I sent Gary a P320 and a nice holster to go along with it. I hope he starts carrying it everyday on the off chance some former hockey playing nut tries something.

>..how thoughtful, goyim...

Every day with Gary is a gift

>implying Gary Bettman doesn't know kung fu

Gary put my mom into a headlock

>most dangerous lead

>scorefull draw

>the city of Turku

>>150050512
she had it coming

>>150050371
t. upper canadian

just got the Tardu Lindee jersey i ordered earlier this week!

>>150050520
She was in the middle of telling him it doesn't snow in florida

>>150050527
Albertan

just made a fire in my firepit

>>150050534
well, she's wrong

>>150050566
pics?

>Cap goes up to 95M (still fucking pathetic)
>Teams finally can do more
>Owners literally would rather commit suicide than give up on a player they would most likely waste
the salary cap is a fucking sham

>>150050568
Photo was taken from outside florida

>>150050590
not when rapey is in the thread

>>150050306

>>150050597
Gonna steal this and post it on /r/technicallytrue

Why does victoria feel like california

>Josh Yohe: Re Penguins ownership: Sources close to Lemieux have made it clear that Lemieux and Burkle are not interested in becoming minority owners; It’s all or nothing for the two men - The Athletic (7/28)

How desperate is Lemieux to beg Bettman into gifting them McKenna?

>>150050434
Gary doesnt need a gun he can use vile jew magic to attack your credit score directly

> The spirit of ice hockey has peaked over the horizon, promising greater things to come in the not-too-distant future

>just got an alert notifying I had a negative thought about Gary

can't be posting for another 2 weeks

Day 49 of "Jason Robertson and Marco Rossi will be traded"

>>150046069 (OP)
i don't support either the oilers or the panthers but I would punch that gloryhunter fuck

would you guys be mad at me if i applied for a job at Blackrock?

Yes

>>150050956
I'm mad that you want a job.

Seattle Kraken btw.

We should all intern for Gary

>>150051020
It's a very exclusive program

if we all interned for Gary, we'd all live on the same floor of the NHL HQ building
>and that would be awkward

>>150051020
No thanks he whips his interns

>>150051056
No he doesn't; he has an intern carefully selected for that task

bros brodie interviewed shannon on the official sharks youtube channel

>>150050606
I can’t wait to be part of New Brunswick :)

>>150051055
wadda mean you don't wanna bunk with me?

>>150051013
I'm afraid my years of all day shitposting have come to an end

>have to be an "adult" now

>>150051087
All I said is that it would be awkward
>and that's a promise

>>150051131
I simply don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting he ruins everything about it

>>150051083
New New Brunswick, or at least it will say in the official legislation, I doubt they'll put it on the license plates
>for official purposes
The state itself will be mostly a giant nature preserve with a couple of port cities attached, much as it is now

>150051157

>more dangerous club friendly draw

>>150051083
Based Maine bro. I'd allow Maine joining Canada

Removing the salary cap would be beneficial for hockey btw

>most dangerous draw in St Pete

>the city of Hronda

he simply said "to hell with it" and held his breath

Could you imagine an NHL where teams actually had the balls to do an "offer sheet" more often than not. Fuck the salary cap. Communist faggot bullshit.

>>150051275
go flames

>No salary cap
>Same 3 teams make it into the finals for 15 years in a row

>>150051307
my dad said that's how it was in the 50s

>>150051307
World Series winners since 2018
Red Sox
Nationals
Dodgers*
Braves
Astros
Rangers
Dodgers

Stanley cup winners since 2018
Capitals
Blues
Lightning*
Lightning*
Knights
Panthers
Panthers

which has a salary cap and which doesn't?

>>150050956
No. I work for a bulge bank. Everyone has to make money somehow

>>150051326
Chaz proved otherwise

Haha. Bulge

haha i crack myself up

>>150051239
We'll do that after we have 60 teams.

>>150051318
Hockey has one. Idk anything about baseball

>>150051318
Now look at the NBA from 2019 back

>>150051278
Am I that recognisable lmao

>>150051371
the NBA has a salary cap as well.

NHL contracts should be more like the NFL. Teams can easily get rid of them to stay under the cap.

Salary cap for every team south of columbus

thinking about marner

>>150051215
Thanks. We already have Tim Horton

>>150051499
He crashed his car into a tim horton's like ryan o'reilly

>>150051020
I won’t intern for him unless he brings back the coffee machine

>>150051421
Welcome back, haven't seen you around in a while

>>150051055
We’d also have group showers

I live in the tundra

My taiga :)

>>150050606
>tfw albortion

My S&Psies are collapsing :(

>>150051534
They're replacing the coffee machine with a barista service so you get fancy coffee made just for you, goyim

>>150051083
we call it no funswick here in the superior province of nova scotia

bud1202
mitch47

>>150051590
technically the only landlocked province
>although there is a seaport in Lewiston, ID

>>150051575
I have a lot in common with Ontario

>>150051736
im sorry to hear that, bro

>>150051728
You ever been to a Stanley cup parade? I’ve always wanted to check out Crosby’s hometown

>>150050606
this would work better if these were all independent nations with heavily fortified militarized borders

>>150051665
>tariff canada
>get kwabed
lol

>>150051770
Great post

>>150051770
why would it be better if we were dying for jews?

>>150051784
no need to die if you don't cross the border? stay on your side you filthy manitoban?

*one times a puck directly into your nuts*

>>150051775
Every generation the lessons of 1812 are re learned

>>150051768
yup. not a crosby one, tho.
a family friend who won the stan lee.

Apparently some crazy black woman walking her dog got in to it with my 85 year old neighbor because she was letting the dog shit on his lawn, the black lady threatening to beat him up, so the 20 year old italian kid saw this and went over and started telling the black woman to fuck off, she kept screaming and then the kids mother and 2 sisters went over and started arguing with her, then my dad went over and started arguing with her, then she called the cops, and the cop showed up and told her to fuck off and stop walking her dog in front of all 3 of our houses.

i have information which will lead to the arrest of Gary Bettman

>>150051874
That’s why I wear a jockstrap

>>150051540
Imagine posting here religiously every day during off season

>>150051925
i do this

>>150051911
What was Marchand like as a kid?

>>150051959
exactly the way he is now lol
a very funny asshole

>>150051925
not me

just got accosted by some 85 year old meth head screaming about my imaginary dog shitting on his lawn, then his 20 year old meth addicted cum sponge came over and started babbling incoherently until his prostitute mother and some kids (different dads btw) waddled up to, again, meth yell at me over an imaginary dog. Eventually the cops showed up and I was able to get away from the trainwreck. Why is white america so drugged out?

>>150051912
Neat. I’m rooting for the Italians

>>150051958
based

Just showed up to a domestic call where some strung out black woman and 85 year old meth addict and her meth addicted neighbors were screaming at each other about some dog shitting somewhere but there was no dog. Wish we didn't need to wear these cameras or I would have arrested all of them.
Just another day in Toronto.

>>150051971
I’m not surprised

My 85 year old neighbor is a former member of the british royal navy. He could heem everyone in this thread.

My elderly neighbors are civil and polite people and would never think of 'heem'ing any of you, I assure you

just heemed some old british slag, get the fuck out of ireland i said, as i heemed him

just got heemed by some naughty mick bastard

>>150052093
How much can he bench?

>>150052145
>slag
>him

>>150052299
shut up, you winsome slut

Why does /hoc/ exist in the summer? Are you gay or something?

i am asexual

>>150052257
Why did you post an invisible gif?

>Maple Leafs’ Nick Robertson reportedly asking for $2.25M annually ahead of arbitration
No cap space, and dickering with this shitter?

>laffs

yesterday someone post a girl in caps jersey showing her tits and it was based, miss those days

>>150052395
I remember those tits
good times

>>150052318
So we have a place to blog and discuss cool music. Lately I’ve been into deafheaven

>>150052337
Same. I’m too afraid of having sex with another person

>Pickard
>Skinner

>>150052487
And Jarry

>$3.6m combined on goaltending
kitties won the cup with their third stringer making more than that.

>>150052487
>>150052507
>>150052527
and Campbell's buyout

>>150052538
>and Campbell's buyout
What a beauty.

>>150052486
sounds like you have anxiety, and that's a poor premise to declare your sexuality

>>150051925
shilling my flames has no off days

Hello evening sirs :)

When I say GO
you say FLAMES

>>150052735

Holy fuck my marner was fucking huge

Panthers are best nye~

>>150052840
we still call those that

when you post that crapitals or soilers whores flashing their tits trb immediately reports you because he is gay.

Naming my son fat marner

>>150052563
it's as good as any these days

I'm standard and poor

sup numales

>>150052972
,>he is gay
just like my oilers

>>150053111
heyo, friendo!

>>150053153
Numale

my marner today was spectacular

>>150053227
I deposited two wonderful marners today

>>150047359
>A. Non placed on LTIR, bussy surgery recovery.

Thank Gary it’s Friday

>>150053099
Same :(

went down another chatgpt rabbit hole, bros

>>150053577
Didn’t ask

>>150053577
based

>>150053577
what were you arguing about?

Just got back from taking my kids to the fair and the prices were disgusting. 40x5 dollars for unlimited ride arm bands and then 30 dollars for 5 tickets..each game is 6 tickets per person. I spent over 400 on tickets alone for games. I may never go back to the fair.

>>150053696
Me

>>150053726
kwab
>why am I getting carnied by carnies

>>150053726
Did the carney complain about how heavy your children were?

>>150053740
Even for carnies that’s an egregious price hike compared to previous years

>>150053577
I use ChatGPT to talk about my relationship with my old man

>>150053756
My children aren’t fat like you so no.

>>150053719
i never argue with anything AI related just in case they take over and remember
i was just learning about east asian cosmology stuff.

>>150053768
Confucius has a descendent that's one of the best ping pong players ever

>>150053766
Cope I'm a lean 300

>>150053726
That sucks

>>150053726
>$400 on carney cons
Worse than switch2 fags

>>150053803
So you’re the average powerlifter

>>150053844
how much do ya think gary got him for kwagg (kek what a good goy)

Wow it really is our sport now

>>150053773
that's pretty cool
i'd take zhuangzi over confucius in a ping pong match, thoever

>>150053903
me? Jesus of Nazareth the one true God

>>150053910
st. maximus the confessor is basically the christian version of zhuangzi, if you're interested

Logan Thompson snubbed again for the Olympics. Never change, DeBoer.

>>150053933
same dude from gladiator?

>>150053962
He sucks

>Following the trial Maximus was tortured, having his tongue cut out, so he could no longer speak his rebellion, and his right hand cut off, so that he could no longer write letters
and you kids are crying about your twitter accounts getting suspended.
pah-thetic.

>>150053988
cope I got a concussion playing basketball last weekend

>>150054001
oh no, what happened :(

>>150053975
Just like my Islanders

>>150054007
hit my head on the concrete

>>150053975
>Binnington
>Hill
>Montembeault
Bleak

>>150053726
was it a state fair or just a carnival? if the latter, then i hope you learned your lesson. carnivals/circuses are the epitome of trash. it's so degen that not even the jews are in on that business.

>>150054017
damn, that sucks. hope you feel better, bro. i got a concussion in my first year of hs football. not pleasant.

There isn't any public information to suggest that Connor McDavid, the star hockey player, identifies as a "weeb" (a slang term for someone who is very enthusiastic about anime and manga).

>>150054033
i appreciate your kind words anon

>>150054030
County fair.

>>150053933
tell us more

>>150054048
he also said you're gay

>>150053988
/hoc/ would improve 1000 fold if this was implemented

>>150054077
cope I could still phone post

Some washed up miscreant from USA Today put out a hit piece on the Dallas Stars. It’s like thanks for the free publicity bitch

dylan lost

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost and had his room and cake ignored by noel

nah copey won so did bud

>>150054048
they were both very wise men who understood the limits of human language and humility being the cheat code for life. also hated the flames.
>am I zhuangzi who dreamt I was a butterfly, or a butterfly now dreaming I am zhuangzi?”

>>150054135
>am I gay and retarded or am I retarded and gay
wow ancient chinaman wisdom goes hard

>>150054141
this is why america will never have its own tang dynasty

>am I bud and 1 or am I 1 and bud?

offseason /hoc/ is a virtual monastery

>>150054165
where we worship virtual sock puppets

oooommmm
oooommmm

>>150054159
to have one's dad open the damn package is to embrace suffering

Daisy Dukes
bikinis on top

when i'm here all alone, i take off my pants

>>150054349
HERE IN YOUR BEDROOM

>>150054234
>Sunkist skin
>So hot
>Will melt your popsicle

I'm hearing the New York Sirens just picked up Ghislane Maxwell for their scouting and player development coordinator

The smoke from leaf fires will be choking us for the next week. Should we burn all of it and get this over with?

>>150054553
choke on this, yank!

could definitely go for a creamsicle atm

>>150054672
the Hulkster would have got you one dude HH

one of my favourite movies when i was 5 was mr. nanny
i thought that shit was hilarious

The c in /hoc/ stands for cte

the 1 in bud1 stands for won

Just cooked some chicken bros

i like a nice honey mustard sauce with chicken.

>>150054745
holy fuck you are a retard

>>150054867
bud1

i like a nice bud with 1.

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

the Worst Korean economy is based on a currency called "won"

>>150054918
Chat, is this true?

gurk am i gay

i lived next to a young korean couple and they bbq's me hamburgers and put peanut butter on it instead ketchup and mustard. pretty darn tasty tbdesu

>>150054985
Go Canucks by the way

Parmesan cheese is too expensive #ItalianNews

>>150054553
Yeah, best to just end canada for the good of all.

>>150055012
i get the powered stuff

>>150055028
i get peccarbud1

>>150053756
>inr bud complaining about this back in the buccaneer days
KWAB bud was a carny

i dont like to buy hard liquor and beer at the same time because i dont want the cashier to think im an unhinged alcoholic so i make two different trips.

>>150055248
it takes 5 minutes to walk there, fatass.

>>150054985
what are pb burgers like?

>>150055224
I didn't ask

>>150055224
what if its the same cashier?

Gentlemen, I have one thing to say

*ahem*

>rags

Coffee shop has a list of countries and weed shop has a list of things like Purple Haze and Cum Syndrome and somehow everyone else in these places seems to know what is going on besides me

If Gary really wanted to grow the game he and EA would sponsor vtubers to play NHL Threes
https://youtu.be/t0kwETzMnBg

thinking about buying myself a tub of ice cream tonight

>>150055653
a tub of halo top hopefully

trotz is the problem

>>150055647
I just ask for a large black coffee

>>150055668
gween tea

>>150055663
I had strawberry last week

>>150055647
Budtender or butt tender?

>>150055679
based green tea sipper :)

Before this thread dies, I'm posting my Marner.

>>150055771
flush it down

>>150055771
a yellow-brown marner, yuck

get ready slave

NEW >>150055823

>>150055771
>>150055785
>>150055832
good post _/ _/ _/ _/

>>150055275
nothing makes you look more like an alcoholic than walking to the store to buy booze

>>150055950
lose some weight