Cheers Burgers.

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>American World Cup
>President Trump in office
>250th National Birthday
>Alberta joins the Union
>Redskins and Indians get their names back
>USA wins the Super Bowl

>2026 Stanley Cup Final
>Alberta Statehood secured
>Flames 3 - Oilers 3
>God bless America

>>511118447

when you britcucks get tired of losing, let us know. We can petition the Don to make the UK the 51st, 52nd, 53rd states of America.

>>510458923

I'd rather not pay transactional fees to cash in my meme european money (that can't even buy natural gas/electricity cheap anymore lol). Why are you still shilling so hard for eurocuck currency? Faggot.
Our military is our debt guarantor. Europe can't even defend itself from mean words on the internet.

>>510375084
>>510374536
>his "aircraft carrier" has a ramp
NEVER EVER

>>509507355
You lost

Happy Independence Day lads!

>>509328299

>niggerfaggot who doxes law enforcement has a problem with being doxed himself
the left has no testicular fortitude. It is literally a roaming circus of estrogen.

>>508706809
Don't forget their lack of freedoms. However, on the other hand, we've GOT the freedoms.

Name a more whiny population in the world, you can't.
These slobs live in the wealthiest country in the world and do nothing but complain about it.

>>508467106
literally built for me

>>508321052
The explosion happens underground. We win. We can just bomb you and get laughs. BRICS niggers have no red lines and no cards. And, they lack the freedoms that we have.

>>507850065
>the middle east might be irradiated
Oh no anything but that.

>>507468311
If that don't make your eagle fly nothing will.