>RB Leipzig are among several clubs looking at Rasmus Hojlund and Manchester United could use the 22-year-old Denmark striker as part of a swap deal to sign Slovenia forward Benjamin Sesko, 22, from the Bundesliga side. (Athletic)

Tottenham are in talks with Bayern Munich over a loan deal for Portugal international Joao Palhinha, 30, as they look to bring the former Fulham midfielder back to the Premier League. (Athletic - subscription required, external)

>Manchester United outcast Jadon Sancho is ready to accept a 50% pay cut as the 25-year-old England winger eyes a return to Bundesliga side Borussia Dortmund. (Bild - in German, external)

Chelsea are expected to make an offer for Manchester United's Alejandro Garnacho, 21, before the transfer window shuts and have no concerns over his character after a series of background checks on the Argentina winger. (Telegraph - subscription required, external)

>England Under-20 midfielder Nico O'Reilly, 20, will sign a new contract with Manchester City after they rejected two transfer bids from German club Bayer Leverkusen. (Fabrizio Romano), external

La Liga side Girona have agreed a deal in principle to sign Manchester City's Brazilian defender Vitor Reis, 19, on loan. (Fabrizio Romano), external

>Manchester City also want 19-year-old Claudio Echeverri to go on a season-long loan to Girona, with discussions ongoing between the Argentine winger and the Spanish club. (Fabrizio Romano, external)

Premier League duo Liverpool and Bournemouth have both opted not to match newly promoted Saudi Pro League side Neom SC's huge offer for Nantes' French defender Nathan Zeze, 20. (TBR Football, external)

>Chelsea are interested in Club Brugge's Ardon Jashari but the 23-year-old Switzerland midfielder prefers a move to AC Milan. (Sacha Tavolieri)

Everton will wait until the final weeks of the transfer window to make a loan offer for Juventus and Brazil midfielder Douglas Luiz, 27. (GiveMesport)

>>150047139 (OP)
>no mention of the civil war breaking out at newcastle
Shit OP

Just found out Ryan Giggs is a quadroon. A lot of things making sense now. Just thought welsh people were swarthy

>>150047293
and even more incredibly, if you can believe it, Gareth Bale is white.

>>150047293
still less swarthy than tom jones

Gyokeres goal before this thread hits bump limit?
I say no. Big flop energy. Worse than Wirtz

>>150047139 (OP)
Hojlund should do a years loan at Celtic to score 40 tap ins and get his confidence back.

can we have one FINAL top 6 prediction blogpost?
no bullshitting, whats the top six for this upcoming season?

>>150047343
He shouldn't have fucked around, now he found out
COYS

>>150047388
Or. OR.. go to Portugal and smash FC Kidnappers every week

>>150047324
Tom jones is half black isnt he?

>>150047414
no just welsh

>>150047403
Liverpool
Man City
Chelsea
Spurs
Arsenal
Man U

>Derby County have added another option to their attacking output with the signing of striker Rhian Brewster.

>Brewster has joined Derby on a two-year contract until the summer of 2027 as a free agent after recently leaving fellow Sky Bet Championship side Sheffield United.

Kek fucking hell

>>150047448
Wasnt he unbelievably shit for Sheffield? Or did he get good?

>>150047439
Based Man U back in the Europa where we belong! Hope ten hag dies violently

Help me decide which one to spam when he misses
>chokekeres
>jokekeres

>>150047293
he has those cold, dead eyes of a blackamoor

>>150047588
>Dubs
the choice is yours

>>150047448
>2020–2025 Sheffield United 106 (8)
I'm sure if I tried I could find a defender in the Championship with a better goals/game ratio

>Newcastle have refused to deny Alexander Isak has gone AWOL in Spain, as his attempts to force a move to Liverpool took an unsavoury turn that has infuriated supporters

Just noticed Gyokeres signature celebration is a Covid mask. Coincidence?

I wonder if any of them can play up front

>>150047403
City
Liverpool
Chelsea
Arsenal
Villa
Newcastle

>>150047660
>Down’s syndrome club can exist
>Morecambe FC is ceasing to exist as of today
Make it make sense

>>150047681
Dont think these lads are getting paid

Geordies getting properly shagged up the arse by Liverpool

>>150047610
>106 games in 5 years
>8 goals
Surely hes got to go to league one?

>>150047660
must be hell being on the plane with them

>>150047742
imagine the smell

>>150047714
Slave labour with Down’s syndrome lads? Criminal. Even worse owners than Morecambes; Punjab Warriors

>>150047764
>Punjab Warriors
Weren't they the potential buyers not the owners

>>150047773
Maybe I’m getting mixed up. There’s a joint statement from them and minority shareholders

>>150047773
They're the current owners
>sell to jeets
>century old club folds

>>150047448
>On 2 October 2020, Sheffield United announced the signing of Brewster from Liverpool on a five-year deal, for a reported fee of around £23.5 million.
>The deal included a buy-back option at £40 million
yeah yeah he's really good we promise and to prove it we want a buy-back clause

>>150047814
Remember when we thought the Venkys were bad?

>>150047820
A buyback clause usually lowers the fee by a fair bit so this was relatively poor business from Liverpool

>Morecambe dead
>Sheffield Wednesday dead
Non-league shitters bein wittled away. Love to see it.

>>150047820
In fairness that was when Liverpool were doing their PSR workaround routine

Liverpool sure are good at scamming

Deals over £10m since 2020:


>Kelleher £12.5m
>Quansah £30m
>Diaz £60m
>Carvalho £20m
>Clark £10m
>Van den Berg £20m
>Henderson £12m
>Fabinho £40m
>Mane £27.5m
>Minamino £13m
>Williams £16m
>Grujic £10.5m
>Wilson £12m
>Lovren £10.9m
>Brewster £18m

>>150047820
Screaming

>>150047904
>Minamino £13m
Didnt they buy him for more?

>>150047927
Salzberg publish their finances so we get the honest picture there.
Probably all of them followed suit but Liverpool customers genuinely get orgasmic talking about their deals and business nous (in happiness terms for them it's on a par with self-pity and mourning).

>>150047814
I thought they only had a minority stake and Panjab were trying to buy the club from Whittingham or whatever his name is? On a tangent, the guy has been involved in 25 different businesses with 18 of those going bankrupt, into liquidation or receivership so good to see the fit and proper persons test doing it's job

>>150047971
I'm not sure how that means Rick Parry is a thief who takes brown envelopes...

I asked chatGPT which the most successful english club was in terms of silverware, and, well, I'm not going to post the results here, but suffice to say ABLs in the mud

>>150047139 (OP)
modern kits will never be /fa/

>EXCL: Newcastle reject official bid from Liverpool for Alexander Isak. Initial approach informal - now firm #LFC offer & turned down. #NUFC suggested new deal with 2026 release clause + senior team-mates pushed 25yo to stay but wants move @TheAthleticFC

>>150048003
?

>>150048130
I said in terms of silverware. the result you're getting is based on number of leagues won.

>>150048108
it begins
surely if he's turned down a contract and said he wants the move there's no way this doesn't happen

>>150048160
can't tell if you're trolling or retarded at this point

>>150048130
>>150048185
You've 100% told them to exclude Liverpool, anybody can test for themselves

based chatGPT not acknowledging 2019-20*

>>150048108
Geordies lost any right to complain about this, since they're doing the same with Wissa

>>150048170
Should put in a transfer request

>>150048108
/trans/ was right again. Would be interesting to see the numbers get released.

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
10m
Liverpool have opened official talks with Newcastle for Alexander Isak as opening bid has been sent.

Newcastle rejected as @TheAthleticFC
reports… but player made clear his desire to join Liverpool. No talks over new deal so far.

#LFC plan to bid again and insist soon.

?

>Liverpool opening bid for Alexander Isak was worth £120m package plus add-ons.

>Newcastle rejected as they won’t open doors at least until finding a replacement… and it’s not guaranteed, at this stage.

>Isak insists with Newcastle on his clear desire to join Liverpool.
@romano
this shit gonna be expensive

>The Premier League will not reduce in size from 20 to 18 clubs, says chief executive Richard Masters, amid tensions with world governing body Fifa over the congested international calendar.
Good. No idea why people wank so much over 18 team leagues.

>Liverpool have made their first bid to Newcastle. It'll be public knowledge soon. Newcastle are expected to reject it, but moreso as an act of saving face than any actual financial reasons. Liverpool expect a £10m bump to the price will be enough to seal the deal.
@/trans/ a few days ago

>>150048262
Sky clubs get their lackeys to push it so their clubs can make slightly more money

>>150048305
>more money
>from fewer matches

Newcastle are finally responding to Liverpool because they've had positive talks with a striker. But WHO Chris Kamara?

>>150048329
The amount of money wouldn't change or not by any significant amount. They're not looking at matchday revenue they're looking at how much Sky pays and league placement. Even the equal share would go up by a few million alone.

Screenshotmong now counts AI chatbots as his parasocial friends

£110m apparently

>>150048254
Darwin + 70 mil

>>150048512
Wonder if that includes add-ons, I suspect not.

>>150048198
>exclude liverpool

who has time for that? i don't support either of those shit clubs

hey guys *breaths through mouth* i just asked the artificial intelligence *sips monster energy* and it says that actually my football team *munches a biscuit* is the best of all time
really you guys look at this screenshot *fat fingers keyboard*

>star of David ornstein posts about player
>the transfer grifters then post within 5 minutes but with added meaningless details
When is this going to end?

>>150048198
>immediately tests and fact checks himself so he can reply to a meaningless anonymous post because it upset him
lmao

>>150048586
>when will people stop trying to make money?
good question mate.

Indy does it again btw

Raya < Alisson
Timber < Frimpong
Saliba > Konate
Gabriel < van Dijk
Lewis-Skelly = Kerkez
Rice < MacAllister
Zubimendi < Gravenberch
Odegaard < Wirtz
Saka < Salah
Eze = Gakpo
Gyokeres < Isak

Don't let the arsenal customers fool you into thinking it'd close between these two teams

>>150048614
That’s very kind of you to say

>>150048634
Bradley starts over Frimpong

Classless Sandcastle as usual
Laughed about Trent and didn't hold a minute of silence for Jota

>>150048634
Some of these rankings are not correct

OMAR COMIN'

>>150048634
>Lewis-Skelly = Kerkez
Only a completely deluded arsebandit would even think of something as retarded as this

>>150048586
>Indy posts about player
>Ornstein and Romano repeat it a day or two later

ftfy

>>150048654
I’ve been on a month long vow of silence in memory of Jota (I haven’t told anyone before. I’m still allowed to type and write to communicate and I prefer it that way)

>>150048634
timber is way better than frimpong based on the fact he can actually defend. macallister better than rice is laughable, even as a rival fan. zubimendi is better than gravenberch too. didn't eze get more g/a last season than gakpo? and gyokeres is better than isak lmao.

>>150048654
>drive like a lunatic, kill your own brother as a result
>make your wife a widow and your children fatherless
>he's a hero la

>>150048716
Damn Arsenal must have won the league last year with such a super team right?

imagine how alone dave must be to still be doing the jota thing for hours every day

>>150048634
>Lewis-Skelly = Kerkez

I’m a sad pathetic virgin I’ve given up trying I just want my club to sign Isak

>>150048716
>rice better than macallister
>zubimendi better than gravenberch
Lol. Lmao even.

>>150048716
>2025
>using fullbacks to defend

this is why Arsenal never win anything

smelly is rubbish

>>150048748
yeah we know dave, but he's going to liverpool instead

>>150048716
>macallister better than rice is laughable, even as a rival fan
this should legitimately be a bannable statement.

>>150048774
Got'em

Mac Allister must be the most overrated player in the league

>>150047671
This makes a lot of sense

Declan Rice
>Can't pass
>Can't beat his man
>Can't tackle
>Can't score (inb4 MUH 2 free kick goals)
What does blud do? Except for run around and have le epin pashun

>£130m for the swedish danny welbeck
lmaoing my arse off

>>150048803
everybody says hes shit though

>>150048774
>he’s going to Liverpool instead
how will this happen when Newcastle flat out reject every approach? We are a couple steps from Liverpool getting called out for tapping up and backing off like a bitch again

>>150048614
Do they get money from twitter engagement? Or its only if they decide to use their large audience to shill a product?

>>150048839
>Read about tapping up yesterday
>List of the most infamous cases
>Only had about 12 on the list though
>More than half were Liverpool
>Only one of them resulted in a "punishment" of a £100k fine

>>150048839
This is how. He'll waive the loyalty bonus to get out of newcastle

>>150048803
Diversity hire for the powerful ginger bloc

>>150048842
yeah you do
they had to change the payout to be relative to your country because indians were using slop accounts to feed their entire village

>>150048842
you get paid by engagements, its not much though unless you have 200k + followers that are active

i have a footie twitter with 80k followers ran by 2 of us (me in UK time, him in US) and X pays about 3k a month

>>150048862
Isak loves money not sure he'll do that

>>150048662
True, Kerkez > Lewis smelly and while Gakpo and Eze are equal, both are worse than 16 year old Rio on the left

>>150048861
>more then half were Liverpool
Is this why Carragher said “everyone does it” but it turned out to be “Liverpool always does it” and he didn’t know any better?

>>150048842
>With Creator Revenue Sharing, eligible creators can earn money by creating content on X. Creator Revenue Sharing is available globally to creators who meet the eligibility requirements. See details below.
>Earnings are calculated based on verified engagements with your posts, such as likes and replies. The calculation considers the impact of different content types, such as articles, videos, spaces, and live broadcasts.
And then there's brand deals and sponsored tweets on top of that.

>>150048839
They're just saving face. They'll accept the bid when Liverpool bump it up to being the new British transfer record (and Ollie Watkins agrees to join them).

I was worried for a second that Man Utd were going to swoop in for Isak but this level-headed customer seems to think it's not something they can afford.

Indy has helped advertise KFC better than any of their ads. Now a bunch of wannabe ITKs hang around there hoping to catch that latest scoop from the chicken man

Unfortunately I think Liverpool are just going to have to scrape by using their new £95m striker instead

>>150048868
Dead internet theory doesnt take into account jeets and bugmen

>>150048870
Based if true

Rhian Brewster goes to Derby County on a free.

Remember when sheff utd bought him for 30m? The new Jordan ibe

pay up livercucks

>>150048585
not him but that's pretty easy for AI to get right

>>150048634
>Odegaard < Wirtz
This one is funny because Wirtz can do literally everything Odegaard can do, and also way more.

>>150048885
More than likely. Even did it with VVD. Disgusting club. Full of grasses.

>>150048839
does anybody actually think it wont happen at this point? Newcastle have been subtly putting out pr about the sale for weeks preparing the fans

>>150048935
This CL winner just needs more time hehe

>>150048413
>sky wouldn't pay less for less matches

>>150048748
np, offer 150m in full and we can get this done

why can't liverpool afford the £150m
are they poor?

Actor Tommy Craig makes an appeal to Prince William to step in with regards to Sheffield Wednesday Football Club
https://x.com/YesWeCrann/status/1950963922397237575?t=oIvxoAztLRt2kscx2pyiTg&s=19

>>150048585
The trophy tally is objective, and Slipperpool is #1 far and away ahead of whatever shit club you bandwagon for. Deal with it, sunshine.

>>150048944
Yep. See the way Wirtz took that tap in the other day after putting in another 3/10 performance?

>>150048969
you are fat

>>150048977
Afraid not.

>>150048950
Ornstein said they’re trying to renew his contract with a release clause. Not exactly saving face unless you only follow Indykaila

>>150048972
He was shit against Yokohama but even in that game he produced more than Odegaard ever has in his entire career

>>150049001
Lmao on what planet would he agree to renewing his contract at this point?

>>150048972
Wirtz scored even while having a terrible game? That is SCARY. If he's that powerful even when he's not at his best, then I am TERRIFIED of what his best will be. Us mere mortal teams are not ready for this power.

>>150048935
It was just over 20m and it was the worst value transfer we ever had but that lad put his heart and soul into the club so while I'm glad he's gone I honestly wish him all the best.

>>150048972
>3/10 performance
>wins man of match
fucking hell how shit were Liverpool?

>>150047610
His Championship minutes per goal is 255, the best defender is Lee McCulloch at 257 so its close. Brewster's record also includes scoring 10 in 20 games on loan at Derby though, if you just include his Sheff Utd record its 364 mins per goal, which would put 4 defenders ahead of him

>>150049011
Big money is the only reason. I’m sure Suarez did something similar when Arsenal did that 40m+1 bid

Isak is acting disgracefully. He should be being condemned but since it's Liverpool and they have all their mates in the media he'll get away with it. I hope Newcastle aren't paying his wages since he's not training.

>>150049001
yeah that's pr you fucking moron, hes literally training with Sociedad

not him *adjusts glasses* but that's pretty easy for AI to get right *smugly chuckles*

>>150049036
Liverpool truly are GODS amongst us. They control everything and there's NOTHING we can do about it. It is SPINE-CHILLING.

>>150049047
Angry because I called out you following indykaila? Lmao

>>150049034
That was mad. When Wenger activated a clause in Suarez's contract, but FSG wanted more money so they just treat the contract like it didn't exist and all of the pro-Liverpool media with a vendetta against them somehow blamed Wenger. Mad.

>>150049061
angry because you dont recognise obvious pr when you see it?

>>150049057
epci trolling, friend :)

>>150049034
And Newcastle told him they couldn't afford to pay him 300k/week a month ago. He even rejected Saudi offers of 600k/week.

>>150049036
Wissa is doing the exact same to join Newcastle right now

>>150049080
and he's a prick too

>>150048003
Most of Liverpool's silverware is this though, the EFL Championship trophy. Even Norwich have got like 5 of them.

>>150049077
I get the feeling they would offer that now since they’re up shits creek

even as a liverpool fan, the liverpool posters here are deluded as fuck. genuinely never seen them give a fair assessment of other teams. like who genuinely thinks mac allister is better than rice in the liverpool fanbase except the most deluded fans nobody likes? fucking hell all they do is make us look like idiots.

>>150048935
>Jordan ibe
Jordon

>>150049126
This post is 100% made by an Arsenal fan kek

>>150049126
alri arsewog how's you?

>>150049126
They seem like different player types to me, Mac is more creative and Rice is a ball carrier

>>150048889
>and Ollie Watkins agrees to join them
Not going to happen, Newcastle are 2 weeks out from the season with a sack full of cash and no one interested

>>150049126
>Rice big and strong therefore he better hurrr
retard

>>150049126
Yeah even the X nutters don't say shit like that. Probably because they'll get cooked by other fanbases even from abroad (Barca, Madrid)

>>150049126
>even as a liverpool fan
Sure mate

>>150049126
He's been Liverpools best midfielder since he signed so probably a decent amount

Is it off-cycle season for Liverpool?
Did this only happen with Klopp the dopeaholic was coach?

>>150049030
People also don't realise that he hasn't really been playing as a striker or centre forward for the last couple of years. Sometimes as a number 10 and even on the right of midfield in a 442 last season.

>>150049114
And he'd reject it because he burned his bridges with the team, put the house up for sale and Liverpool are probably offering the same anyway.

>>150049126
Well played lad, literally exposing all the Liverpool shills here. They can't help but respond to you. 5D chess. Proof we've been invaded.

>>150049155
>implying salah is ever off-cycle

Hojlund + cash swap deal for Sesko seems to actually be happening.

Newcastle cucked again

>larson
>Ibra
>Gyokeres
>Isak
Why aren't there good native swede strikers?

Imagine if it gets to this point

>>150049137
rice isn't only more versatile (can play all the way from centre back to attacking midfield) he's just an all round better player or the "complete midfielder" as they say. played 3 more games than mac allister last season but had +6 g/a. i'd take rice over macca any day of the week.

>>150049176
This just made me want to start going to the gym. What a beast.

>>150049184
Liverpool overperformed by 1.3 and Areenal overperformed by 6

>>150049195
>rice isn't only more versatile (can play all the way from centre back to attacking midfield) he's just an all round better player or the "complete midfielder" as they say

>>150049188
Goldbridge is begging United to keep Hojlund and find another way to get Sesko.

Why is he such a shill for him?

>Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan

Rooting for the common man (Newcastle) over Pajeet the 3rd world plastic customer (Liverpool)

I said this when Rice was at West Ham but he was and should've been the Gerrard regen. Who knows why we didn't go for him.

howling at how much newcastle have been put in their place by the god six this summer

>>150049126
>even as a liverpool fan

>>150049225
He's ten times worse than Gerrard in literally every way though.

>check thread during lunch
>back to Liverpool fans shitting up the thread

>>150048716
>>150049126
>>150049195

Why is Son backstabbing spurs like this?

Why are Liverpool fans so touchy?

>>150049259
still reeling over the 97

>>150049259
*touches your car as you slowly move through a crowd *

>>150049259
Fucking accuse me of being touchy again and see what cunting happens you piece literal subhuman dirt

>>150049259
*touches the Premier League trophy that your team hasn't won in a decade*

>>150049254
He's going to the MLS after pre-season

>>150049290
>to still massacring
to stop*

>>150049259
We aren't. I've been laughing at everyone coping and seething about Isak for weeks.

JUST IN;

Eberechi Eze wants to move to Arsenal

and the club is very impressed with him

Arsenal's valuation of Eze is much lower, so negotiations will be needed to move things forward.

@JamesOlley

>we aren’t
>5th reply to a post in as many minutes

the autism of liverpool fans (one weirdo samefagging?) is getting a bit sad

>>150049298
>im not affected or touchy at all
>ive been laughing at it though
>absolutely not affected in the slightest though
Moron

Any chance that Isak will have to compromise or is it already a "done deal" behind closed doors?

Is everyone finally coming around to the fact that Liverpool aren't getting Isak like I said they wouldn't weeks ago?

Yeah, bro, they're totally just gonna go ahead break the PL transfer record by at least £30m

>>150049310
wouldnt care if they had some funny banter but its nothing but seething mongs

>>150049195
I don't think so. Rice doesn't create as much as Mac, that's why Arsenal are struggling to create chances. He's also much slower and a worse dribbler, which is why he's better as an 8. Like I say they are different profiles and it's stupid to compare them.

>>150049310
It is primarily Liversimp who is getting all brave because he just added ChatGPT to his list of best mates

>>150049290
it's pretty mental to be fair that they're getting away with it. they'll come for us next.

>>150049307
>27 yo
>2 good seasons total

Honestly they should go for £40m, max.

>>150049290
yeah it turns out when you control every western country, you can just do as you please. mad that.

>>150048634
Let's try this again without the scouse delusion

Raya < Alisson
Timber > Frimpong
Saliba > Konate
Gabriel > van Dijk (he's 5 years past his prime now)
Lewis-Skelly < Kerkez
Rice > MacAllister
Zubimendi = Gravenberch
Odegaard < Wirtz
Saka = Salah (same reasons as above)
Eze > Ekitike (they are not benching 90 million pounds)
Gyokeres < Isak (at first as one is prem proven but by the end of the season it might be a different story)

5 arsenal, 4 liverpool, 2 tied

>>150049353
he had 14 goals 11 assists last season which is pretty decent so naturally in this market he'll command 60m+

>>150049406
>Saka = Salah (same reasons as above)
This is bizarre.

>>150049421
Salah's an old man, he can't defy the laws of biology forever

>>150049406
kek

>>150049290

>>150049428
But hes obviously not 5years off his prime if he was top goalscorer and assister last season

Lovely kit

>>150049457
Weird nose

>>150049455
That's true, but his competition also dropped way the fuck off last season. I feel Liverpool might be in for a rude awakening next season. Reminder that not a soul thought they would win the league last year.

Garnacho desperate for Chelsea kek bro you’re going to Roma or some shit turkish team

honestly newcastle should try to get gakpo and elliot with the isak deal

>>150049492
This is a really retarded post m8. Unless you think that all 19 other teams are going to be twice as good at defending this year as they were last year, then I don't see how Salah's performances will be affected at all. Except now he's surrounded by even better players.

>>150049492
>dropped way the fuck off last season
After they won the league

>>150049514
Isnt he a bit low in melanin for chelsea?

>>150049428
Salah is 2nd only to Ronaldo when it comes to treating his body like a temple. He's never had any major injuries aside from the ramos judo throw. Will be able to play at the top level for at least 2 more seasons imo

>>150049546
argies are no different than africans.

>>150047403
nice try, I appreciate your roundabout way of trying to trick me into releasing my full table predictions, but as I said last thread you'll simply have to wait like everyone else

>>150049532
I'm saying if Rodri never tore his ACL then Haaland would've gotten the golden boot three seasons running

why don't liverpool just pay the £150m?

pay the 150m, livermongs

cough up the dough liverpool

150m
5
0
m

Liverpool could bid 250m and the deal still wouldn't get done,
Nobody is signing for Al-Newmosque and they would actually be down to 0 strikers if they sell him.

>>150049588
>>150049594
>>150049600
>>150049609
When they do we'll be regaled with abacuses clicking to sell us on the idea how it was amazing business all along.
That is unironically more important to them than getting the signing done.

>Wolves ask for £65m to let Strand Larsen go to Newcastle

>>150049585
And I'm saying you're retarded.

liverpool fumbled by signing ekitike when he was the replacement for isak. now newcastle are out of options so isak won't be allowed to leave. the epitome of jumping the gun.

>>150049627
He only signed an extension last month so I'm not surprised.
They'll sell Isak then fail to replace him.

>>150049629
Salah didn't suddenly get better last season, he maintained consistent output and he won the golden boot because his competition dropped off

>>150049630
newcastle aren't going to keep an unhappy player
they need a bid of £150m and a guaranteed replacement signing and then it will get done
it could drag on until the end of the window

>>150049646
>newcastle aren't going to keep an unhappy player
nobody has claimed he's unhappy

Hearing that Isak insists on wearing number 20

>>150049642
You're right, it wasn't "sudden" at all. He won the golden boot because he had the best Premier League season of all time. If anything, he was robbed of an even better season by half his key passes dropping to the foot of Darwin Nunez and Luis Diaz.

>>150049649
Well he's gone AWOL in Spain and the club have refused to deny it

>>150049653
kek

>>150049655
that doesn't mean he's unhappy. he wants a move but he's not unhappy according to any source. gyokeres is an example of someone who was unhappy and literally was prepared to sue the club.

You have to bundle the Ekitike fee into what Liverpool are paying for Isak by the way. That's how it works according to their customers since they bought Ekitike to put pressure on Newcastle selling him (no, I know, but this is genuinely their logic).

>>150049653
JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS LA

>>150049653
But that'd mean a new squad board, it was only unveiled today!

>>150049674
little Joe Pesci taking #41

Arsenal fan spent all afternoon SEETHING about Liverpool because he got called out on his falseflagging btw kek

ekitike is dogshit and isak is the better version

Geordie Bastard desperate to move it back to Arsenal. He is scared of Scousers. No recorded moment of him going after them.

>Mohamed Salah has paid a heartfelt tribute to Luis Diaz after the forward left Liverpool to sign for Bayern Munich.
More than he did for academy product Jota (didn't attend the funeral nor any service due to getting a second hair transplant)

>>150049725
Salah knew jota was retarded and caused it himself, obviously

As a UnitedChad I will move it onto scousers. I fear them not.

How's the Bellingham deal going lads?

>AW still trying to desperately deflect from Arsenal

>Liverpool's much-awaited bid for Isak is rejected
>"h-howay lads talk about Arsenal p-please- "

>>150047139 (OP)
>Mertz

>>150049457
Why do English women hold Grogs as their ideal standard of beauty?

>>150049763
I believe she is Scouse, Not English
Liverpool are the biggest club in Liverpool for this reason and can hold no such title in England because they are not English

Manchester United have won the league every time a numbered GTA game has released.

GTA 6 releases in 2026...

>>150049785
Based statman

>believing Rockstar's release dates
The terminally-dumb frogposter

Amorim always has a massive jump in his 2nd season

So can we all agree Newcastle and Spurs had objectively better seasons than Arsenal last year?

>>150049785
Not gta2

Why is he so scared of them?

Tonali and Bruno make Newcastle's forward line look good, they'd even have Havertz banging them in

>>150049807
Man United won the 99 league

>>150049796
Already smashed bmouth la. 1 game a week for most of the season. Easy top 3

I miss Big Ange lads

We're gonna make Leicester look like a fucking joke

It’s pretty much confirmed that newcastle are finishing 10th this season right?

>>150049785
Unironically, if Man United win the league this season I'll admit they're the biggest club in England.

>>150049823
They only got CL due to suspicious refball in united vs villa

Sure the referees involved will be holidaying in Dubai this summer

>>150049835
Suspicious ref ball? Did you not see Emi Martinez rugby tackle the player?

Just put a cheeky £2,000 on Sunderland to win the league

I can't wait for us to get £150Million for this tap-in merchant who hasn't had a convincing performance in 8 months

> Joelinton the night before GW2

Infamous Richard Keys tweet but instead of Everton it's Sunderland and instead of Liverpool it's Newcastle

>>150049823
both newmosque and 97pool are finishing outside the top 4

>>150049823
Yeah, that squad is too thin to play in Europe and do well. With the piss take quotes they are getting for players they can maybe get 2 with the Isak money after amortisation costs and Sociedad sell on fee.

>>150049818
Mate…

Why does the Mancunian rodent keep trying to bait Newcastle and Liverpool? Those clubs are operating on a different level to United, he should focus on overcoming Brentford, West Ham and Everton

Wissa is better than Isak and isn’t a diva. Get Strand Larsen and we’re good for europe. Calm down

Geordie bastard put down his Newcastle brown and posting more copium

>transfer between Newcastle and liverpool
>somehow a homeless manchester man is most affected

>£120m upfront
>-£38m amortisation remaining
>£82m
>-10% sell on
>£74m left

>>150049883
It's barely deep enough for the PL alone, the drop in quality from our first 11 to the bench is shocking. Only the bench wingers are first team quality.

>>150049785
Arsenal won the 01/02 Premier League, the year GTA 3 was released.

>>150049966
Definitely an area of strength for this season. They are old though. From the outside it looks like you really need a CB, GK and Elliot Andersen back (excluding striker talk).

>>150049988
and the 03/04 title, the year san andreas released

>>150050020
nvm i didn't read the original post about numbered titles

>>150049988
00/01 was Man United

WON in 2001

An english man trips and falls then says to his friend
>i got a bloody nose
Then his friend says
>i know, we all have noses innit

i haven't had sex in 6 weeks and likely won't fug anytime soon
at what point do i become incel?

>get £142m for coutinho
>spend £120m on isak
still got money to burn

>>150050078
you best get used to life as an incel buddy, you've already become one

>>150049406
I'm just responding to your picture, and not the >saka = salah bait. I know it's preseason la and all, but there is literally 0 chance Eketitty is going to be good. He's literally a black Nunez. I mean that literally and fully. There is not a single player out there more resembling of Nunez's positioning, finishing, link up play, attitude, and intelligence than Tiki Torch. It's clear that Liverpool's scouting team went "He's everything we thought Nunez was, but he's going to be nothing like Nunez don't worry boss". Insane to me that Liverpool had 7 nearly uninterrupted decades of great strikers from St. John to Sturridge and Klopp has utterly killed that tradition by his " Le hard work run around a lot doesn't matter if you can actually finish"-brand of "forwards". Even that name tells you everything. Forwards not strikers.

Liverpool's entire season is going to depend on Salah. By the time Afcon comes around they might come up with some bullshit scheme to keep him from leaving for that.

>>150050068
That's not how the Premier League works.

>>150050145
Firmino is better than every striker Liverpool has had since Owen, with the exception of Suarez.

>>150050165
Torres too

>>150050203
Firmino was better than Torres. I'm saying this as someone whose first love was El Nino in that longsleeve Adidas.

Ben Jacobs says the Isak deal is OFF for this transfer window. Newcastle has supposedly successfully cucked Isak into at least another 6 months of servitude. I hope he scores a few own goals to punish them.

foreign flags shit posting is actually an improvement to the same isak liverpool posts over and over and over and over and over
>>150050073
not bad
>>150050078
if you have to ask you already are

>>150050223
I disagree

>>150050289
That's understandable. Fernando Torres in his prime was very, very good and a very romantic player to boot. I still maintain Firmino was a better player.

>>150050154
Imagine my face when I batter you.

>>150050301
That's beyond even the wildest of imaginations, as I am a massive dominant athlete of a man and you are merely you.

@JacobsBen: Liverpool currently have NO intention to submit a second bid for Alexander Isak this window after their £110m offer was rejected.

The club views further attempts as pointless unless Newcastle shift their position and initiate fresh contact.

As expected it's not happening and the only reason is Newcastle's inability to sign players

isn't ben jacobs the bad jacobs

............Livercucksisters???

>>150049674
Can't see Jota getting too many minutes

>>150050324
Yeah he knows fuck all

>>150050365
He's been far ahead of Fabrizio and Ornstein this window and I say that as a Fabrizio shill

>>150050384
No he hasn't

>>150050324
He's the only person saying that. Every other T1 thinks the saga will drag on.

God forbid any of these teams just pick up a phone and bang out a deal instead of attaching manilla envelopes to carrier pigeons and calling it a day

If a Scouser was in my vicinity I'd instantly just go knock him spark out
Not a Scotchman like Geordie Bastard, see

>>150050454
he's all of 4'7 what do you expect him to do?

Anyways, any Spurs news?

>>150050463
kys paedo

>>150050463
they arrived in korea there are lots of videos of korean girls screaming and losing their minds when they see bergvall and van de ven

>>150050463
Son has been arrested for anti semitism

>>150050463
KUMMYKO

>Shefff Wednesday are in big financial trouble (despite surviving Championship relegation last year)
Morecambe went bust but they got relegated to non-league in all fairness

How are clubs so bad at managing themselves
mental init lads?

Contrary to Ben Jacobs claims, my sources tell me Liverpool are prepping a second bid right now. Expected to be very close to or maybe even exceed the British record.

>>150050389
You can pretend Ben hasn't broken major stories ahead of Fab so far but won't be able to when he gets proven right on this one.
Liverpool Echo is also backing Ben Jacobs up on this one btw

>Newcastle fans: "ARGGH MUH RED CARTEL! WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SPEND OUR BLOOD-STAINED OIL MONEY WITH ZERO RESTRICTIONS AND OUTRIGHT BUY TROPHIES WITH OUR UNEARNED SUGAR DADDY CASH

Reminder that the ACTUAL cartel clubs are Chelsea, Man City, PSG and... Newcastle United.

What tier is bbc sport

>>150050737
se queda

You know Liverpool will do anything they can to avoid bidding more than the Coutinho money

no la. just sell us your player at the bid we have given! stop trying to keep hold of your players. we need him more!! protagonists of football la!

>they wont accept any bids for him, la. what are we supposed to do?! We cant just go into the league having just bought Ekitike for £95m

2027 will mark the 100 (ONE HUNDRED) year anniversary of the last time Newcastle United won a major trophy.

>>150050737
Depends. They also report transfer rumours though they generally do make it clear (on the BBC Sport website, not social media) what the source is.
Meanwhile the BBC's Sami Mokbel is tier 1, alongside Ornstein who used to have his exact same job.

Liverslip cope already rushing in, they were SO sure they had Isak

Sounds like it's gonna go like this
>LFC "pull out" publically
>Newcastle now have free reign to sign replacement strikers without the market charging a premium because they assume they have £150m sitting and waiting
>Newcastle sign their replacement strikers
>Ring ring is this Richard Hughes? We'll deal at 140
>135
>sure okay

Somewhere alone the way Isak will probably hand in a transfer request to make it seem more official, but IMO I see this development as Liverpool telling Newcastle to hurry the fuck up on getting a replacement.

>>150050896
no you dont get it. Newcastle are just saving face by flat out rejecting any approach for their star player

>>150050311
I will rape you

>unsettle rival's best player to a point where he refuses to train
>make a lowball bid
>get rejected
>"twas nice talkin to ya la"
Why is this allowed?

>can't post images
i've been silenced
where's isak? unironically

>>150050902
>no its actually good that this is happening
lmao

Is this Brewster lad that Sheffield have signed related to the legendary Geordie striker Tubby Brewster? https://youtu.be/DGbZdrcqXA8?utm_source=MTQxZ

>>150050737
so they just ruined a dressing room

David Ornstein said WEEKS AGO its going to take £120m+ bid to even tempt Newcastle to sell Isak and Liverpool spastics bid £110m

I still don't understand the Scouse theory that Ekitike was bought to scare Newcastle into selling Isak.
We all saw this being trotted out (likely pumped out by FSG itself). And it made sense when they simply flirted with buying Ekitike, as in to pressure Newcastle into selling Isak then sign still-available Ekitike as the replacement, but I don't know how it works with Liverpool now owning said player.
Geordie Bastard won't be drawn for a statement on Liverpool, so can Livercunt explain it?

>>150050947
>I still don't understand the Scouse theory that Ekitike was bought to scare Newcastle into selling Isak
maybe they'll loan em Ekitike since they realised they dont want him now

>Liverpoo could have had Isak if they just hadn’t tried to play clever buggers and signed Kekitike to “force” Newcastle to sell.
And now they’re stuck with a blundersharte fraud who they’ve paid 90 million euros far. Hahahahahahahahaha

Abs working with LFC on the new kit, makes me really want to get it

>>150050947
Ekitike was the safety option to ensure liverpool had at least one striker signed by the end of the window.

>>150050947
Well it's quite simple. You made all of that up. It never happened. Hope this helps.

>>150050971
I purposely like her bikini pic posts weeks later so she KNOWS im being a pervert

>>150050940
Yes they did

More screenshots of his parasocial mates
Thankfully 4chan keeps his type indoors and away from playgrounds

>Dave posting non stop about his favourite new character Geordie Bastard AND replying to himself on his Canadian VPN about said character
He’s lost the plot big style

Saving up money to bid for the original of this one, last one sold like £6,000

>>150050962
>>150050976
think youve both forgot about a certain player that died tragically in a self inflicted driving collision

>>150047403
Liverpool
City
Arsenal
Chelsea
Villa
Brighton

>>150051011
the canadian vpn twat always calls out Dave you newfag. go back to rawk

>we've unsettled him la!
>now we can lowball them!
>yeah la they'll have to accept it now!

>>150050935
Tubby Brewster to Newcastle here we go!

>>150051019
Worth every penny

Wonder if she'd include a pair of socks as a sweetener

Why is Geordie Bastard so scared of Scousers lmfaooooo proper tonguing their arse like they're Saudis!
Maybe the leaf was right. He's sub-5' so shorter than even them

>>150051036
>>150050454
>>150050457
We can all see him not doing that here you FAT CUNT

>>150050947
Liverpool wanted Ekitike anyway, they simply told Newcastle theyd stay away if it made the Isak deal easier, Newcastle said no so they bought him like they wanted to and now theyre taking Isak as well

>Liverpool trying to lowball Newcastle

>>150050947
That's not a "scouse" theory, it's an insane schizo geordie theory. They unironically believe that Liverpool weren't interested in or even tracking Ekitike until their interest became public, like we are so badly and unprofessionally run that we would sign a £70m player just to spite them. Unbelievable case of main character syndrome.

>>150051058
>We can all see him not doing that here you FAT CUNT
because thats usually you. youre too busy smashing your bedroom because Newcastle SNUBBED your bid

>>150051057
By the “leaf” do you mean you replying to yourself on a vpn Dave?

>>150051057
How's 15th dave?

dont worry liverslips
ben jacobs talks bollocks. wait for Indy to update

>>150051073
Incoherent schizo reply. Have a word with yourself.

Geordie Bastard just cannot help himself. Keeps on proving he exists despite constant
>H-he not exist and s-s-stop this Liverpool talk-
posts.

It's official
He stays

>>150050913
Liverpool are allowed to do what they want since the Hillocaust.

John Henry was told to report to the Istanbul Consulate. Shat his pants and told Liverpool to pack it in.

>>150051090
>It's official

wew

>>150051093
>Hillocaust

Hearing Isak is prepared to put pen to paper on a new contract at Newcastle

Indy will delete his account in shame tonight

Well?

Better for us not to sign Isak now anyway. We'll just pick him up for cheap in January when poocastle have been knocked out of the champions league and are desperate for cash

>>150051088
Calm down Dave

>>150050913
All Liverpool will focus on now is spreading the lie that they were very respectful in their approach for the player to drown out the truth. Look out for articles to that end, they'll reel out the old bastards like Kenny, Rush and Fowler to help sell it.
But we know the way they've acted here is typical Scouser behaviour, underhanded and vile, telling the press for months on end about a bid before said bid in an attempt to unsettle him. Geordies will say nothing.

>>150051134
Indy has been right all the way though

>>150051134
wrong there will be a post saying "its not over yet" and then make up a narrative why the bid was rejected

>>150051139
>Which team is Livercunt most obsessed with?
Up til 8am again spamming these, Scouse subhuman?

>>150051149
did you really expect a first bid to be accepted? do you know how negotiations work?

Did he just spam a screenshot of a literal advert?
Hmm......

>>150051139
>which premier league team has the blackest fans

>>150051147
Liverpool have long been focused on keeping Newcastle down.
They sent Dalglish and Souness up here to dismantle Keegan and Robson's teams.
They bankrupted themselves to buy Carroll and ruin his career.
They know that there is a true working class, Northern powerhouse club in Newcastle and they use their jew connections to suppress us.
Until now.

>>150051167
Geordies still seethe that Liverpool poached Peter Beardsley from them to this day.

>>150051139
>You've just been given an unsolicited reach around at a public urinal, what football shirt is the perpetrator wearing?

>>150051200
Nice try Rentboy

>>150051193
Support your local club lad

Liverpool the eternal laughing stock

>spend 300m including 90m on a new striker
>want Isak
bit greedy, no?

>>150051218
That's Arsenal

>>150051237
You can knock the Ekitike fee off that since his is part of the Isak fee
It's complicated, don't ask Scousers to explain it either, but it makes sense to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wijUfrVzrAI
fucking hell

>>150051262
Do you go out of your way to find videos which annoy you before filling out a captcha to spam it here? Or does it pop up on your YT feed or what

Liverpool getting put in their place, they ain’t no Real,Barca,United,City etc.

based Le Gunner pushing Arteta out in preseason

Least hubristic sheffield wednesday fan

>>150051276
Ive gone out of my way to post this reply

Maybe Eddie was a double agent all along....

>>150051290
There's having hope and then there's this
I'd personally be spending all my hope in the club existing this time next year

just finished off some jacket potatoes beans and cheese lads

remember when preseason games were playing Local FC?
why am I seeing Arsenal, Newcastle, Tottenham, Man Utd, Bournemouth, Everton, West Ham play each other?
At least Liverpool played Yokohamo

>>150051322
Liverpool played Stoke behind closed doors then bragged about the result on their website as though a competitive match
Never been seen before in top-tier football

>>150051322
money innit

>>150050971
wouldn't mind getting into that (the kit of course!)

LIVERPOOL GOT SNUBBED BY ISAK

i may or may not be taking note of some specific posts in this thread
you have been warned so you can come up with an explanation now that you may or may not need in the future

>>150051237
Even worse is how they've spent £500m and still cry because they aren't getting Isak. You ever read Viz? They're just like Spoilt Bastard. Disgusting.

VERY intelligent play by Liverpool. By publically pulling out of the deal, suddenly Newcastle are in a much better negotiating position when signing a striker. At which point, once that's done, Liverpool will be no doubt contact by Newcastle to faciliate the Isak sale. Very shrewd work this window.

>>150051460
Excellent parody of Indy, even has shite typos in it

>James Milner on wearing No. 20 this season: “I wanted to do it as a mark of respect and pay tribute to Diogo Jota, who was an amazing player who I was fortunate to play with and a great friend as well. It is a great honour to wear his number.”

Manchester United made an enquiry in recent days, but Isak turned it down. He only wants Liverpool.

The player’s camp remain optimistic that an agreement for a move Liverpool can be reached this transfer window.

[@Plettigoal]


Howling how united managed to fit in a quick SNUB

>>150051507
Ah yes, @Plettigoal, that totally well connected Newcastle source reporting the exclusive no other reporter has had the faintest whiff of. Meanwhile, back in realityland:
>Bin Dippers: We want an Isak
>Barcodes: Oh you do, do you? What's it worth to y-
>Yanited: Hmm, feeling like a Sesko this morning
>Barcodes: Isak's not for sale
Bin Dippers: >:(

Mfw Real Madrid get Isak on a free

That’s that then reds. Can’t see us competing only spending 300m

>>150051507
>snubchester

the gift that keeps giving

>>150051560
>>150051565
>Snubberpool
The gift that keeps giving

>Liverpool may find it tough
>But they haven't got enough!

From Paul Joyce (T1 for Liverpool):

>winning goal against Liverpool in the final at Wembley — and qualification for the Champions League. Yet Eddie Howe’s side have missed out on numerous players such as Liam Delap, João Pedro, Hugo Ekitike, who also joined Liverpool, while they face stiff competition from Manchester United to pull-off their interest in RB Leipzig’s Benjamin Sesko.Yoane Wissa, of Brentford, remains a target, while Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins, Chelsea’s Nicolas Jackson and Fulham forward Rodrigo Muniz have all now come onto the radar of a club operating without a sporting director since the departure of Paul Mitchell in June. If Newcastle had managed to bring in a calibre of striker similar to Isak, who has scored 52 goals across two seasons for the club, they would have been more inclined to do a deal. However, it has been a turbulent summer and, for the time being, Isak finds himself exposed. The Sweden international, 25, has been training at former club Real Sociedad this week after withdrawing from Newcastle’s pre-season trip to Singapore and South Korea officially due to injury. Isak had made it clear he will not sign an extension to his existing deal, which has three years left to run, and has been agitating for a move to Anfield where he would join Arne Slot’s expensively-assembled squad. Liverpool can at least point to having made a huge bid to sign him, while Newcastle will surely take this opportunity as a chance to redouble their efforts to persuade Isak that his future can be at St James’ Park after all. That will be difficult with the player yearning to play for a club that can compete at the highest level.

transfer request incoming

That’s that then…
Until Newcastle go to buy a 2nd striker then it will all start back up again

>>150051610
Indychads we were right again

>>150051058
we don't sign our posts here

>>150051610
PIF will tell him to fuck off

Man United gonna win the league. I feel a meme season coming.

>>150051638
>Walks around the pitch 1st game of the season

>>150051610
>DaveCOCKOP

>>150051645
Based

>>150051629
I didn’t sign my post. Please learn to read.

>>150051606
not reading something this long by Joyce unless it's Ulysses

>>150051645
I wouldn't be surprised if they sneak their way into a title challenge only to blow it when they lose to relegation fodder. Also Hojlund winning the Golden Boot.

>>150051688
>I read books for benders who study literature everyone!
Ooooh hello

>>150051645
That’s not a meme season you’re feeling, go to the hospital

>>150051645
The meme potential if this happens. Pretty sure Paddy will kill himself.

>>150051599
loooool

GTA 1
>1997
GTA 2
>1999
GTA 3
>2001
GTA 4
>2008
GTA 5
>2013
GTA 6
>2026

Based Rockstar delaying until United win the league.

Talk Eddie Howe could walk over the Isak stuff

He wants Isak out as its affecting the squad and morale at training ground, but it's a shambles behind the scenes and they dont want to sell

Trippier and Guimaraes are trying to keep spirits high in training, but some players seem unimpressed with the Isak saga - and it is written all over their faces!

[@lee_ryder]

>>150051734
>final day of fixtures is 24th May
>GTA 6 is out 26th May

It's inevitable

>>150051645
>>150051734
H O P I U M

>>150051599
Ynr Klopp blaming a witch for the 22/23 season

>>150051739
Fabrizio of all people made an interesting comment the other day about this saga.

He said Newcastle's stubbornness over Isak is making other players/agents cautious of signing with Newcastle in future because they dont want to end up in a similar situation of being stuck without a chance of exit

>>150051752
We need a Rockstar Games sponsor if this happens

>>150051765
I said this 3 days ago

>>150051771
New stadium is called "Rockstar Games presents New Trafford"

>>150051765
On the other hand why would you sign a player who's already thinking about his next transfer?

>>150051765
>nooooo you have to sell to one of the clubs I get paid to be a mouthpiece for or you’re evil and players won’t want to join
kek yeah they should just sell their star striker with no replacement lined up

>>150051691
I think Budget Haaland is getting swapped out for Tesco

>>150051746
Is this the fabled "civil war" Indy was talking about?

>>150051806
this is
>>150051739

JUST IN;

Arsenal is expected to make an offer to sign Eberechi Eze SOON.

@JacobsBen via @talkSPORT Live

Ben Jacobs is on a roll

>>150051832
unsettling the player now, after tapping up, awful behaviour

>Manchester United made an approach for Alexander Isak but were quickly shut down by the player

Is it time for the Premier League to accept that Net Zero has killed Gulf State oil money as a force in football?

How it feels knowing Man United win the 25/26 Premier League

>>150051442
Liverpool customers after getting Ekitike, Wirtz, Frimpong, Kerkez and Mamardashvili then getting greedy with Isak

Liverpool going to have spent less than Arsenal and City in 2025 btw

>[Craig Hope] Newcastle left baffled by Liverpool's £110m lowball offer. Sources suspect the Reds have ‘bottled it’ and have strung along Isak. There is some sympathy for the Swede inside Newcastle, with a feeling he has been badly advised and left high and dry by Liverpool
Holy shit, Newcastle BODYING livercucks via their press mouthpieces

>>150051322
Playing teams from the same division in preseason shouldn't be allowed

>>150051927
Damn that's crazy. Anyway, enjoy playing next season with Isak downing tools, Geordie boys :) We'll see you again for that £80m deal in January.

>>150051927
>Isak submits a transfer request
Can't wait for the Geordie seethe

>>150051927
Why shouldn't they, Livershit has been using Romano and others to unsettle Isak all summer. Geordies giving them a taste of their own medicine

The Scousers don't fear Geordies. This is about to get very violent.

>>150051927
This is going to anger a lot of people in Ireland and the South of England

>>150051964
Already caught a couple of them on here

>>150051927
Sandcastle really did the funniest thing possible

Why are clubs so difficult when it comes to transfers of Swedish players?

Liverpool will definitely put in a second bid. They love non-whites.

>>150051707
A portrait of the artist as a young man was too wordy

negotiations are definitely still ongoing despite the attention-farming tweets about them giving up. it's obvious newcastle can't sell until they bring someone in or they'll be starting a 21 year old up front who has 1 league goal for them or having to play gordon out of position

>>150051964
newcastle have a lot of irish fans?

>>150048648
What does that have to do with what he said?

Also another thing. ELI5, why doesn't Newcastle just buy up all the good players since they are owned by Saudi and Saudi have infinite money? I guess my question is, why haven't Newcastle become another Man City or Chelsea?

>>150052062
He was listing out both team's starting XI

>>150051890
solid comic strip, maybe needs a few more frames to flesh out the birthday boy

>>150052063
Nobody wants to live in Newcastle

>>150052025
Should’ve gone with Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror because you my son are bent! Bent as a ten bob note in fact.

>>150052063
FFP ensures the cartel is protected, doesn't matter how much money you have if you can't spend it

>>150052063
PSR isn't a big issue right now but they're still reluctant to overspend on fees and wages cause they don't want a repeat of last summer. They have no DOF right now; it's Howe, his nephew and a few mates trying to wheel and deal. Also I suppose the posh parts of the North East aren't as nice as the posh parts of London and Cheshire.

>>150052063
Have you heard of PSR?

>>150052063
They aren't allowed. The Red Cartel made the rules so no-one is allowed to spend more than them. Except Chelsea because Big Brain Boehly keeps finding ways round it.

another £15m in the warchest

genuinely think all this in terms of money and interest and attention is insane for a player of isaks quality

>>150052251
thing is, who's young and on his level out there?

>>150052273

>>150052251
We live in a world where strikers and wingers that average less than 10 G/A a season are going for £50m minimum. To get anyone decent you need to break the bank or be Brighton finding wonderkids for pennies.

>>150052311
isak is better and alvarez only moved last year

>>150052351
big mac is the best burger at maccy ds but you still dont spend all day chatting about it do you because a double cheese burger is basically as good

>>150052376
did you think this was clever?

>>150052402
he's right, you don't hear shit about big macs really

>>150052408
what the fuck does that have to do with anything

>>150052159
Anon, that isn't actually real if you have owners who can afford to laugh at it.

>>150049457
She’s actually not a complete munter desu

>>150051165
The niggest

>>150047660
Good stuff unironically

>>150052417
just hungry is all

>>150051645
TRVKE

>It's United's year la!

Every single time

wonder if theyll be posting frogs saying this is the year on 4chan.ai in 2045

>>150052600
>>150052600
>>150052600

>>150051331
That never happened.

He waited until the thread nearly died to post that. Unfortunately for him it did happen!
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/results/mens/2025
Scousers must fucking swing. Let 4pleba host this forever.