>Lap:
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>Countdown to Go Bowling at The Hungaroring
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>150048268

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
203

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
214 (213 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 266 (+25)
NOR: 250 (+18)
VER: 185 (+12)
RUS: 157 (+10)
LEC: 139 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 516 (+43)
Ferrari: 248 (+21)
Mercedes: 220 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 192 (+12)
Williams Mercedes: 62 (+8)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 752.52 (+91.91)
LAW: 733.79 (+16.60)
NIG: 732.71 (+42.13)

>News:
FP2: Lando Norris (1:15.624), Oscar Piastri (+0.291), Charles Leclerc (+0.399)
FP1: Lando Norris (1:16.052), Oscar Piastri (+0.019), Charles Leclerc (+0.217)
Martin Brundle: “The cards have turned” in George Russell’s favour amid Mercedes contract talks
Lewis Hamilton admits ‘there will be tears’ after tough start at Ferrari
Mercedes: Kimi Antonelli F1 struggles an “engineering problem” but fix list “quite small”
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri’s relationship “keeps improving” amid F1 title fight
Charles Leclerc concedes Hungaroring ‘by far my worst track’
Yuki Tsunoda: ‘Let’s see if I get the same car’ before comparing to Max Verstappen

Alonso pole

Hungary next

>Guy with the faster car wins

>>150051079

>missed everything award

>>150051114
in your bum

You guys should REALLY watch tennis, it's way more interesting than this slurpfest

>>150051123
She is a real handsome lady.

>>150051123
It's a shame she has zero booba.

>>150051138
oldest-looking 24-year-old alive

How long until it is mathematically impossible for Lando to win?

>>150051138
>>150051162
Stop posting this boy.

>>150051162
sophia is 24 as well

>>150051162
I dunno.

>>150051138
Okay, what live match should I watch?

umax

edd

>>150051162
>FILA
Hello my old friend

solid

how did crofty become not fat?

>>150051174
2 races to go
alonso 2025 world champion

>>150051185
umax

>>150051184
Watch the 2025 Wimbledon Women's Singles final - it's an all-time great

>>150051185
they should turn f1 cars into anime girls

>>150051194
he's not not fat

>>150051213
>>150051208
>>150051185
i dont get it

Top 3 Australian inventions
1) Angela White
2) Google maps
3) Oscar Piastri

>>150051227
i dont like anime, only doraemon and sinchan

>>150051227
looks like weeb shit, just ignore

>>150051213
They should turn F1 drivers into anime girls and F1 cars into guns and have them battle it out.

>>150051097 (OP)
So Max has symbolically thrown in the towel for the 2025 season. What are the implications of this?

>>150051231
>tf
>tp
Yeah, checks out.

>>150051194
Ozempic

>>150051217
is he not?

>>150051242
why are you being racist?????
this is so not right

>>150051230
You know how people say that max was only as good as the car?
That's what's actually happening with McLaren.

>>150051162
cute little mouse

>>150051251
when i was born the nurse said the same thing

>>150051235
Welcome to 4chan!

4chan was founded with the aim of being an unofficial sister site to Japan's famous "Futaba Channel." Of course, we're not trying to take over Futaba Channel... but rather, we're trying to create a message board system similar to the Japanese one, but in English. It's a long and difficult journey, but with everyone's cooperation, I'm sure we can create a great community and culture.

Anyone can join 4chan, but please refrain from fighting on the site. Fighting only creates a bad atmosphere for everyone. If you can abide by this rule, please tell your friends about it. Japanese people are equally welcome to use English.

This site is still under construction, so please bear with us if it's incomplete. Please feel free to email moot with any suggestions for improving the site.

So, enjoy!

>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race

>>150051260
>I'm sure we can create a great community and culture.
Did we do it?

>>150051260
>Please feel free to email moot
take me back, bros..

>>150051123
gio scotti if she wasnt an ugly medshitter

>>150051240
Obligatory beating from Jos incoming.

>>150051230
English language too

>>150051266
>That's what's actually happening with McL
No. There is no "community" here, just an assortment of individuals who temporarily come together in amorphous groups depending on their interests.
And that's a good thing.

>>150051312
you're my friend

>>150051230
No Steve Irvwin?

>>150051317
Thanks bro

>>150051323
no problem

>>150051321
He only listed things he goons to.

>>150051321
Steve Irwin was actually a Russian sleeper agent

>>150051240
10000000000000000000000$ fine directly into Sulayem & co.'s pockets for littering and giving a bad example to the children

What will it take to get Palou into F1? He's maxed out IndyCar and I'm tired of him winning everything here.

>>150051251
wow it's like someone genetically distilled the worst parts of danica

>>150051344
when they give him a good car, so that he can win it all

>>150051344
>He's maxed out IndyCar
What's the final ability in that skill tree, and can you actually still use it when you dual-class to F1?

>>150051348
There are no good parts of Danica.

>>150051344
Red Bull should offer him the 2nd seat

>>150051382
i have been saying this for monthssssss
and they should bring gene and de la rosa back, and give pepe a racing bull seat, 6 spanish drivers, as it should be

>>150051344
seat or cupra getting into f1

>>150051184
For men everything except Sinner vs. Alcaraz is kind of boring
For woman the most important is to find yourself a tennisfu, no one watches WTA just for the quality of tennis, but for the personalities and looks mostly, but tennis ability as well obviously. Upcoming a very exciting match today is Anisimova vs Raducanu, not maybe for pure tennis ability, but because of the lore of the players. Anisimova got to the final of wimbledon and Raducanu has won a slam and is pretty popular still. You kind of have to get accustomed to all the players and stuff and the culture to fully get into it.

>>150051407
Sounds like faggot shit.

>>150051417
>watching cute girls play is gay
your lefastcarwins low IQ is showing

Real men prefer padel

>>150051321
He got killed by some fruity fish

>>150051407
>f1 is for fujoshi and yumejoshi
>wta is for himedanshi and yumedanshi (waifufags)
impressive

>>150051407
>Raducanu
Isn't that the hamster-looking girl that everyone laughs at online?

>>150051138
>WTA
holy fucking meme

>>150051447
emma cuckittini

>>150051434
>>watching cute girls
There are no cute girls, you are posting men.

>>150051447
she just needs more time, bro

>>150051447
litos(not the f1 one) is having sex with her right now

>>150051467
alcaraz is getting fucked by sinner though

>>150051494
Sinner needs to repent!

emma was cute when she lost (should have won) at wimbledon this year
never really thought so before

>>150051515
Propuh English rose

>>150051501
jejejjee

>>150051494
CHEATER

jaap van lagen ouwe lul

>>150051459
>>150051515
Looks like a young Jack Black

Newey just made another rocket

Mclaren might not win another race

Im so fucking serious they are gonna win races in the back half of the year

Meaning christian horndog really fucked up redbull to the core. They might win a championship for 20 years, same as mercedes.

Next decade is ferrari v aston v mclaren if the individual teams remain stable at the head.

>>150051597
newey had nothing to do with 2025 car, he's been hands on with 2026
but if asston have managed to turn it around for the second half of the season then things could look really good for them in the future

>>150051607
shut the fuck up, the nigger is right, newey saved us all
thanks newey
alonsoooo alnosooooo alonsooooo laonosooooo alonsoooo alonsooooo laonsoooo alonsooooo

>>150051616
tornello?

imagine if nothing changes and mclaren is still the top team next year

>>150051635
strochuan

>>150051624
torwhat?

>>150051647
imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever

imagine being pozzed in the head but treating it as a joke

>>150051123
IMPORTANT POLE!

https://strawpoll.com/poy9klXo2gJ

>Ford coming back to F1
>Sydney Sweeney collects old Fords and has done collaborations with Ford
Sydney Sweeney is F1-related.

>>150051826
nature is healing

>>150051826
>wipe greasy hands on buttocks of pants
>sit down
>now seat is dirty

>>150051826
Sneedney Sneedey

>>150051878
They're vinyl seats. Easy to clean.

>>150051097 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton admits ‘there will be tears’ after tough start at Ferrari
should've used more lube, his asshole isn't as elastic as when he was 18

>>150051826
I won't let browns psyop me into thinking she's not hot

>>150051913
>browns

>>150051913
she would be so hot if she was obese black and disabled

>>150051913
hot body, but face is below average, dead eyes

>>150051213
Wasn't there a video where someone showed Horner the Red Bull anime girl car?

>>150051913
Based. I haven't seen a hot woman cause this much seethe in a while.

do you also sometimes just

If her genes are so great why does she dye her hair

>>150051826
for me, it's the hate she got from trannies and monster looking "people"
nature is healing
death to hamilton, anyway

>>150051997
it says JEANS not GENES

>>150051989
She looks like she's part down syndrome

>>150052038
Nothing wrong with a little disabled.

>>150052171
happy holidays in the UK, french anon

The surreal dreamy/nightmary ai videos were amazing, now they're just for propaganda and psyops. What happens if you make a prompt "diarrhea people with buttholes for faces having diarrhea war in a diarrhea apocalypse"? Does the ai reject it? What's the point of prompting, not like that will last a few months then it won't need prompts so why bother using it.

>>150051769
she doesn't she has pics online of it lmao.

>>150051365
if any indycar driver since I've been watching has the skill, it's Palou

he seems like he's always in complete control of his car, his tires, the slipstream, the handling, the pace, everything

there's plenty of drivers there that could hold a wheel in F1 but I feel like he's the first in a long time that could legitimately win F1 races in a good car

>>150051179
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

ynr jack doohan

>tfw left my windows cracked overnight

>>150052378
to even suggest that the breathing vagina muscle george russell could ever top anyone

gimi

>>150051123
>women talking about sports

>>150052498
>f1 is a sport

>>150052378
miss living in a quiet, safe area when i could leave me windows down all day and night during summer

>>150051826
>>150051913
>>150051989
imagine Sydney Sweeney but black, i think pic looks like one
while she has good "fluid tanks" and similar face, skin makes all the difference and you cant deny which one is prettier

>>150052592
or maybe bad pic since on thumbnail she was looking "closer" to sydney with so round eyes
okay, better delete this post...

>>150052592
>>150052628
there is little resemblance, even disregarding skin colour

>>150052592
>>150052628
She doesn't look anything like Sydney, but you're not entirely wrong either. One of the downsides of black women is their skin, and I don't even mean the color. They just have rough shitty skin even though they constantly use lotion and coco butter and shit.

narb a shit

>>150051930
brownoids are seething over that advert because it implies that blonde hair and fair skin are attractive

>>150052899
Ah, good

>>150052931
Ah, good

>>150052931
I could never be gay

>>150052931
She chopped them btw

>>150052936
no pusy hair not interested

>>150052949
of course she did, so that JERKS and CREEPS such as yourself stop looking and sexualising her
PUSSY POWER

>>150052931
>>150052936
i love women

>>150052931
why so moly
neglecting to use sunscreen?

>>150052963
uhh based?

>>150053029
got a boner

is f124 free to play at the moment or something? i went on for the first time in a month while im downloading something else and a month ago it was dead and now the lobbies are full of 12 year olds on mic playing wacky races

no

Oh boy.

>>150053029

>>150053162
This seems to imply that's she's planning on it.
What a tragedy. What an insult to God's heavenly work.

>>150053162
>f1 drivers
their names are
>franco colapinto
>franky pepsi
>francis littlecoke
>frank copa

>>150053210
>>150053248
I have no idea what you are talking about.

>>150053210

Return of grid girls when?

Has there ever been a championship battle like this one where both drivers are just kind of mid?

>>150053369
ummmmmmm 2006

>>150053369
1996, 2009

>>150053390
you will respect jacques

>>150053358
Now that they're gone it'll be very difficult to bring them back

what happened to Really3D?

>>150053464
siesta, endless

>Hungary next

>>150051097 (OP)
>Yuki Tsunoda: ‘Let’s see if I get the same car’ before comparing to Max Verstappen
I want this little squinting shithead to choke on every race until he's completely mentally broken. The ping pong boy was the loudest one to screech when he didn't get the RBR seat, but now he fucks up almost every race. It's even worse than Perez when Perez was the 2nd driver, because now Toro Rosso can outperform this little kwab.

>>150053464
He accidentally got good at animation and can no longer produce videos of sufficiently shitty calibre

>>150053619
He has no seat for next year, and will never get another one. Let the little jap monkey vent.

>>150053162
lmao, didn't expect to see blind items here

>>150053248
>franky pepsi

George will be a seven time champion

>>150053769
in the gayest faggot award

>>150053769
in Clio cup

>>150053769
of taking it up the ass maybe

Albon. More ñike Dorkbon
https://youtube.com/shorts/-VQT6hJJ4L0?

>>150053769
in the looking like a massive dork championship

From r/formuladank ("r/" denotes a subsection or "subreddit" on the popular website reddit)
K VY 8

>amx shills fords
>yugi shills hondas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYhcbTL2Es
Lol

Would people be willing to pay for ai art? Specifically nsfw ai art?

Last night I had a dream where I was neighbor with Doriane Pin but we argued, I said the 2nd gen of the Clio V6 was better looking but she prefered the 1rst gen

diarrhea people with buttholes for faces having diarrhea war in a diarrhea apocalypse

requesting !!!

>>150053994
>nsfw ai art?
Hell no, anyone can do it at home in 5 clicks
Okay some people would, if you find some old guys dumb enough

>>150053998
at what part did you have sex without her consent?

>>150054029
So the thing is she then decided to fuck someone else, and I was thinking "Damn she's ugly as fuck, this guy must be such a loser" but then I realized I was even more of a loser because I didn't get any of the Pinussy

>>150053998
which one is easier to parallel park at the pizza place?

>>150054044
*Pinou

>>150051260
Have I really been here that long????

hamilton WDC 2026

hamilton autobiography 2027

hamilton biopic 2028

hamilton net worth reaches 15 billion 2030

inaugural african gp held at hamilton autopark in botswana 2031

23.51 trillion dollars appear in botswana national coffers

botswana becomes a world power that exports elite f1 racing drivers

2035 south african drivers have taken over f1 using their superior biomechanics for speed, the white man cannot compete

2040 an underdog rookie joins the sport, notably being the first white man signed in a decade. his nickname on the paddock is fast cracka. first because he's fast, second because he's a cracka but he's got dem moves likes a professional.

he's finnin to win some championships. DAMN! this cracka got STYLE. he's gonna WIN man this gonna be it! what a nigga gonna do now! put one in with the presidente and maybe that fool gonna crank out another cyber nigga from the outer space to win us the formule races! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIET nigga cmooon maaan help a brother out you gots to do somethin!

>>150054067
WELL the 2nd gen, because the 1rst gen has a like a 30m turning radius

>>150054070
kek

watchu niggas drinking?
>>150054067
kek

>>150054067

>he didnt buy tesla just so he never has to parallel park ever again

Parallel parking with sensors and cameras all modern cars have is the easiest shit ever

I cannot remember the last time I had to parallel park.

>>150054172

>>150053994
There are definitely nsfw ai artist with patreons but I have no idea who's buying

digits for Mclel double DNF

>>150054224
So close.

>>150054224
Why didn't he mention Max?

>>150054044
>someone else
>french anon imagined me fugging dori in his dream
i am flattered, mon ami. I really am

>>150054242
seething from last year when his drivers didn't win the WDC with the best car

>>150054264
The car is so good no one else can drive it! While the Mclarens have trained monkeys winning races.

>>150053619
holy shit how do you even get upset about yuki tsunoda saying anything

>>150053670
There's been some juicy stuff lately, it used to be "The black one likes men" once a year in the past.

>>150051115
She is Brazilian, though.

>>150054394

>>150051826
>this is a hot woman for eurocucks and burgers
Lmao. Lmao even. Pretty face and nothing more. Lame small ass.

>>150053265
Hilarious how AI generated this video feels like

>>150054455
>pretty face

She’s literally just a walking stick with nice boobs

>>150054483
the fuck are you talking about

>>150054455
i think you might be gay

>>150054492
She peaked early, like most white women.

>>150054492
>a walking stick with nice boobs
Yeah that's what all women should be

>>150054492
I dunno how this is supposed to be a gotcha against her. She still looks good to me.

>
>
>

>>150054526

>>150054533
Arrête

>>150054547
Hey if that’s your thing I won’t shame you

when you see it, you'll shit bricks

>>150054649
I don't see anything

>>150054526
cute choppers

>>150054649
Spooky.

>>150054704
faec

I don’t know who Sydney Sweeney is, I’m just dropping by to say: convert to Catholicism -> become a Tradcath, Zoomers.

>>150051097 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/S4fvvWV-I20?si=OTFp8At3exmJcnyi

>>150054781
Isn't that the church full of pussy ass weak old men talking about love thy (brown) neighbor and turn the other cheek and shit? Hard pass bro.

craving a cheeky /winnow/ ngl

>>150051123
Chadders!!

>>150051097 (OP)
>Yuki Tsunoda: ‘Let’s see if I get the same car’ before comparing to Max Verstappen
The COPE damn
Dude is gonna be p10+ for the rest of the season and dumped for 2026.

>>150054209
>>150054016
But what if it's really high quality art?
I'm sure there's dumb idiots out there who'd buy it.

Just imagine f1 themed ai porn. The possibilities are limitless with ai. You could have Sophia licking Carrie's cunt on a Ferrari.
I bet several anons itt would shill out money for that.

>>150055021

>I WAS SHIDDING :DDDDDD

gimi

Lando says the championship doesn't matter because we will all be dead in 200 years.

>>150055803
Is that a threat?

>>150055836
He said the same thing to the Dinosaurs, so you tell me.

>>150055803
>we

>>150055803
Based nihilist Lando

>meanwhile in NYC today

>>150055803
that weak mindeset is why he will never be the guy

>another projected rain "race"
Cool, a four hour broadcast of sitting around doing nothing, followed by follow the leader.

>>150056586
fat fuck

>>150056729
if it's dry it's still going to be follow the leader. i'll take the comfy 4 hours of delays over that any day

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people.
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

not reading any of that

>>150054408
Which of the current grid is married, hulk?

>>150057486
Sounds like Checo.

>nobody posting ollies
dead sport
dead thread

>>150057534
>ollies
This isn't the skateboarding thread.
The skateboarding thread's over there:
Oh, wait ... there is no skateboarding thread. Dead sport indeed.

>>150057597
post the boy.

>>150057508
Ah shit didnt notice the date. Yeah it'd be him given the date then

>just read through the thread after not posting for 3 hours
why do you guys always argue about mid white women?

digits and museo win

>>150057597
>>>/xs/238131

>>150058020
That's pretty extreme.

>>150057534
peace from ollie posting in our time

>>150054492
>t. carlos velasquez gonzalez ramirez

gimi

>page 3

>>150058669
time to get rid of the hungarian grand prix
no one is interested

the hungaboring

>>150058859

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cars on fire on the shoulder of Österreichring. I watched skid plates glitter in the dark on the shores of Singapore. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

so wtf going with the board

>>150058936
Why?

pic related on sale, sneed it or keep it?

>>150058936
>being a Ferrari driver
That's what it is to be a slave.

hey, wtf is going on in the catalog?? I assume a soccer game

>"You look over and see an RB flipped over..."
>"What's an RB?"
>"Know what a Red Bull is? Same thing."

>>150059069
all me

>>150059069
sorry

>>150059069
>>150059093
>just opened the catalog
holy sudaca lmao

>>150059069
No idea, but if it's happening is South America, they don't call it "soccer", they call it "cacio e pepe".

>>150059111
wrong, they actually call it "perro caca"

Kimi Mattias Raikonnen

Why is colapinto going crazy lads

Just brownoid things.

ded to mclel

>it's all /vt/ and gacha general OPs
I thought /vt/ traffic was 80+% SEA

gimi

>>150059205
He knows his time is up

hungary soon

>>150051240
MASI RED FLAG RED FLAG MILLIONS WILL DIE

>>150056586
wish i was as fat as edd

>>150059695
You just say that because you want everything to revolve around you.

>>150059695
I believe in you

>>150051260
>Please feel free to email moot with any suggestions for improving the site.
It's been 10 years but I still hope he's taking good care.
God it's been 10 fucking years

moot a shit, specially during his last years here in 4chinz

>>150059764
>>150059790
Let it go, anons. It's all moot.

if FIA wun't so racist the blacks would dominate this sport like every sport

does f1 is kill?

>>150051344
>we couldve had piastri vs palou kino instead of mclel trying everything in their power to keep norris in the fight

hungary next

>>150060142
I hate Liberty Media so much it's unreal

>>150060142
What an ass!
Who let him conduct the podium interviews?

>>150056160
based big dog

>>150060186
>What an ass!
This is why it's good to have separate spellings for arse (backside) and ass (fool)

>CAESAR'S PARKING LOT!

>>150060283
honestly not a bad track for 2025 cars if you remove all this shit you cant hope to overtake in. of course you'd have to work hard to make the track visually interesting since it'd just be 2-3 straights and a braking zone but those are the best sort of corners for overtaking now.

>>150060340
>Piquet thought the track was the worst in F1 history
>Rosberg tolerated it if it meant a WDC
Fins once again confirmed to have more willpower than most others, especially macaques like Pissquet.

Yuki to out qualify Verstappen in the identical car.

morning lads

>>150060490

>>150060490
morning

>>FIADocsBot
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why has the only time the hungary GP been interesting is when there's a crash or some shit ?
can't it just be interesting because of the racing ?

>>150054394
>>150054408
What is this gossip magazine tier bullshit?

>>150060571
>(SUN Netflix grid event)
Wut?

>>150060571
>Cruise is in
Based.
>Brad is in too
Based.
Will we get a meeting of the minds on the grid? Also if there's a second F1 movie they better have Tom Cruise in it.

What does the commentator on your country say when the lights go out instead of Crofty’s “lights out and away we go!”
???

>>150060660

>>150060660
i don't know

>>150060660
"boogity boogity boogity let's go racin' boys!"

>>150060660
Pretty sure both the Flemish and Walloon commentators just say "and it's/they've started". I dislike how anglo commentators try to play hype man instead of just commenting on whats happening.

>>150060660
"Hitler did nothing wrong. Fuck Niggers, Fuck Spics, Fuck Kikes and FUCK JANNIES"
Thats what say in Germany

>>150060693
Hell yeah

>>150060660
I wish they'd say less, in general.
Stop trying to hype up shit that no one should give a shit about.
I don't care that there's five people fighting for back of the field positions. I don't care that someone almost passed someone else. Stop acting like it's exciting when it a barely worth paying attention to.

>>150060660
Remember when Brundle used to say "Look but never stare"
Crofty's is catchier, even though Crofty is a disgusting sentient tub of lard

>>150060731
Wow these five have been in a DRS train fighting for 12th all race! One of them might make a pass by the time the race ends!

>>150054526
>>150054492
yes, she looks quite similar
>>150052592
>>150052628

>>150060490
Morning.

>>150060715
>Hitler did nothing wrong.
I'm tired of this argument. Had Hitler really done nothing wrong, they'd accepted him at the Vienna art academy.

>>150060731
To further complain, I hate when they bring up retarded "statistics" too.
"this is [drivers] first top ten finish since [last three years]!" "this is the highest finish [team] has had in weeks!" "this is the first time Ferrari has started a race with a car that has four wheels since last race!"
I don't care that leclerc has the highest number of chest hairs this season this race (4), tell me about some backfield driver that's gone a decade with no podium if you can't think of anything actually worthwhile to talk about.

>>150060605
Imagine wanting more of this slop.

gimi morning

>>150060773
And surely he must have made some mistakes to lose so spectacularly that he ended up putting a bullet through his skull in a bunker

Every time I go into the supermarket I grab pastries (pain au chocolat, cinnamon swirls) from the bakery and eat them while I shop.

>>150060809
Good morning, Edd

>>150060804
Yeah, that was mere hours after marrying.
Should have stayed single.

>>150060817

>>150060731
This. Alex on F1TV isn't much better, but I do think he does slightly less coke/meth right before the race, making his starts slightly less obnoxious, but not by much.

>>150060745
Yeah this shit too.
>B-but it's the compelling action on the track!
No, it's not.

>>150060781
Seriously this as well.
It's just as ridiculous on the F1TV coverage. Alex or Jolyon will be like "...and this is the first time since 1976 that the front eight positions all have even numbered cars starting in odd number positions and-" I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT!

good morning all!

>>150060490
good morning >>150060860
>>150060501
>>150060567
>>150060771
go to sleep

sometimes i forget alpine exists

>>150060809

>>150060864
Yep, I still hate the halo

>>150060869
I have a question here.
The phone is labelled "FBI", suggesting that this is a special telephone for contacting the FBI. However, Tom is clearly having to dial a number. So can he in fact use the "FBI" phone to dial non-FBI numbers?

if you need some help to sleep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl9aeq1adUA

>>150060809
isn't eating while shopping in the supermarket kind of weird? do you get weird looks? are you really edd straw?

fshitters are go

formula 3 is a basically over
but that's ok
i'm still going to watch that garbage

NEED my shitter f3 crash kino

hoping for some nice lap 1 crashes

>>150060883
Thre are several numbers you can call within the FBI. You can directly call most of their officers.

>>150060860
>>150060860

>>150060910
nice

>>150060865
I usually work late so these are my normal awake hours.

>>150060886
(NTA) I occasionally see other people do it and I instantly have zero respect for them. This may manifest itself as a weird look, but I like to think I'm more discreet than that.

>>150060865
I'm at work lad, they like to fire people for that

>james hedy
that's hedley!

>>150060913
>Sharl taking a peak at his grave before planning to off himself during the next disastrous Ferrari strategy

how much abo blood does James Wharton have

>>150060913

how do f3 polesitters even have temperature with 16 more shitters to wait for

inthraPOOvasak

good morning sirs

>>150060916
if you're trying to discreetly eat your cinnamon rolls while shopping thats even more suspicious, you are risking some slag reporting you for stealing food

poosack chads where we at

>>150060923
maybe he's just mediterranean

UGO SURGE

yup it's a slurper

>>150060942
Oh I'm not the pastry-eater. I meant I like to think I'm discreet enough not to give someone an obvious weird look

>>150060490
>>150060793
>>150060935

KWAB

SHITTERS

here we go

KWAB
W
A
B

the black one caused this

ingiustizia

why did that wop drive straight into the wall

man, man the man is killing us, man

>>150060809
The chav of Chelmsford
>>150060886
It is massively fucking weird, especially if you haven't paid for it yet.

>Wurz and Badoer on the same grid again
SOVL

>>150060988
there you go

>Bowing down to Allah after crash
What did he mean by this

AS I SAID >>150060975

OOGACHKA AHEAD

>an italian-nigerian who then has to be called american due to jus soli
well done the us...

>trident logo

someone go to hungary and slap this twat

>>150061034
Trump will have him deported

nice

>>150061034
I remember when he was ridiculously hyped.

is camara crying?

Why aren't they pronouncing the w in Ugochukwu

>>150061053
i do too, and that due to that i also thought he was bri'ish innit

>>150061052
rip

ola amigooooos

>>150061052
directed by jerome bruckheimerstein

>>150061054
possibly
maybe he just tired himself out

>>150061054
>>150061070
with this etc

>>150061053
He’s still guaranteed getting to F2 and dominating with the Durksen mode engine. Deal with it.

>>150061059
Nyck De Shit was hyped purely for being dutch

>>150061084
>Deal with it.
why do you care so much
calm down

>>150061090
calm down with the "calm down"s

>>150061084
What happened to his guaranteed Indycar seat?

>>150061085
calm down
what's wrong with you

WHY DO THEY KEEP PRONOUNCING IT "UGOCHUKU"

>>150061091
calm down

>Uwu trying to get head

fish and chips for dinner I reckon

will ugochukwu get a penalty after the race? he should based on how retarded the stewards were at other races

I could win one of these races, put me in

>>150061103
they also pronounce goethe as "gertha"

>>150061121
you'd break your neck

>>150061116
>will the black driver backed by mclaren get a penalty
lol. lmao even

tsolovbros we're 18th (triple-sikth)

>>150061123
why are you so mad?

UGUCHUKU VS INTHRAPUVASACK

>>150061140
i'm not
i'm warning you, looking out for you
don't just jump into a formula race car

CAM ON UGO

>DRS train from 3rd to 10th

CAM ON UWU

lmao i love these retards

hahahahaha
I love watching these retards

kek

it's ugover

lol are they retarded

noeep peeon

they'll be lucky if there's a SC restart

the car broke

you go chuck wood

I'm in awe at the size of that steward

>george russell
ugh

>george russell
based

so all its on the campos to stop the mut from win, vamos españa, acaba con la abominacion de las americas

it's not a credit to anything for camara if he wins it tomorrow
it's tsolov getting a dq and camara lucking out
>>150061194
based on what
stop talking nonsense

Camara's engine will explode tomorrow check 'em

>>150061186
chuck mentioned

OOGA CHAKKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

Does no one other than Bernd know how to drive a safety car

>AND IT'S ENDING
AND IT'S ENDING
WOW

UWU CHUKYU

>>150061211
I know how to

AND IT'S ENDING WOW
>AND IT'S ENDING WOW
AND IT'S ENDING WOW
>AND IT'S ENDING WOW

>>150061210
the guy who came up with that chant is a paedophile btw

bloody basterds stay away from the brahmin

KWABU

ugochokewu

oogachakabros...

>Ngubu

Uggo loses

UGOWJGOUA

it's over UWU

WURZ LET'S GO

epsñaa españa españa españa españa españa

total ladyboy domination

>>150061236
monaco strong

>>150061211
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

They don't pronounce the W because he hasn't taken a W in F3 yet
KEK

>it's another podium for ugo ugochukwu
is it? will it stay that?

I fear the reality that the next American WDC won't be white.

those racist tyres wouldn't spin properly for a black man
smdh

Is this the rag AMX threw out of the car yesterday?

>>150061248
And that's a good thing.

>>150061245
rack 'em

>>150061248
>next American WDC
anon...

>>150061248
there will never be another american wdc
nascar is too strong and sucks up all your talent

>>150061248
there will never be an american WDC

>>150061265
>>150061262
>/f1/ knowledge

>>150061262
>>150061263
>>150061265
You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!

ugo is a lanky freak, I'm always taken aback when I see him walk around outside of the car

what uwu lad is tall
why's he not playing ball, ynowamsayn

my boy wörtz

>all that FIA bundas

>>150061287
uffffff

>>150061280
>>150061276
he should be playing volleyball
maybe win italy an olympics for once

almost two whole bongs until FP3

Ugo looks like a taller Lando.

>uwu taller than the thai on the top step
KEK

Anyone have an LQ stream. Like really LO?

boring anthem

Aston Martin fans of /f1/, do you have any tips for coping with humiliation in F1? I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for the Audi blunder.

Ugo TOWERING

>>150061310
Not a AM fan but an Alonso fan. It's fucking over until it isn't.

>>150061296
Might want to recheck when FP3 starts

how fucking tall is this american lad

>>150061310
i like screaming alonsooooo alonsoooooo alonsooooo alonsooooo alonsooooooo

>>150061318
over 190

>AYO BRUHHHHH WHIDEBOI YOU GOT DEM MOVES HOMIE
why does he always say this to piastri, isn't it racist

>>150061323
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150061326
Inches or euro """measurements"""?

campos is doing great in both f2 and f3 in the last 2 seasons
good, happy for them
>>150061332
feet

>>150061332
Yes, inches. He is over 190 inches tall.

>>150061332
1. think about it for a second
2. your inches and pounds are legally defined with euro ""measurements"", so zip it, peon

>they hate us even when we're taller

>>150061318
195 cm tall
Weighs 6 stone

>>150061342
Good, the taller the better.
>>150061348
Irrelevant flag, irrelevant opinion.

so alonso didnt take part in yesterdays fp1 because he was injured??? i thought that it was just one of those races in which they have to give their seat to a young driver
man, he is so old, and it all looks like next season will be his last bullet

>>150061366
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>"inch" as a measure of distance
oh yeah i'm inching closer to the answer just a couple more inches and a couple more tweezes and couple more stones and few more ounces and this bridge will be complete and not collapse bruh

>>150061373
i dont understand the reference, just letting you know

>>150061376
That's just a road but on hardmode, eruosissies would never dare cross it if it we're still up.

>>150061376
When was that inchident?

>>150061387
blessed zoomer (or actual boomer, whichever applies)

>>150061387

>>150061391
tacoma bridge collapse 1940

.global water shortage
got enough water here in the good ol' USA

>>150061387
lol fag

>>150061453

>>150061452
rude

>>150061419
>1940
Older than F1. Grim.

>>150061457
Idongetit. Explain.

>>150061463
autism

>>150061459
it's not like there haven't been more than enough super public engineering disasters in the US since then

PORSCHECHADS IT'S OUR TIME

>>150061445
can confirm, there is no water left in my water bottle.

I miss the first half of the porsche season where every race had a race ending crash

>>150061497
Considering your country's demograsphics it would make sense you'd suddenly get a Middle Eastern climate.

jaap van lagen ouwe lul

>>150061515
well shit I spelt that wrong, I concede the bants battle since I refuse to pre-read my posts

>>150061526
>I refuse to pre-read my posts
you are not sending an email to yopur boss
my boss doeent tunderstand the difference between imperative and infinitive, one day i will correct her, funny shit

>>150061515
according to the TV I already live in a desert hellscape but when I look outside it's 16° and raining

>>150061550
>>150061550
>>150061550
actual new, ignore tennistonia threads

>>150051826
>we hired a new mechanic
>what are her qualifications?
>eeh

>>150055803
Liberty media has nuclear missiles and will launch them 200 years from now, Lando read the script

>>150058936
I'm tired of this team, these engineers. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their failure

>>150059518
There must be other famous hungarians

>>150061310
There's always next year

- famous maranello proverb

Ferrari 1999