Can't wait for this Gane meme to die.

ya beat me to it b I wanted to use that anons pic he made... oh welli like Reyes I hope he beats Ullberg.

excellent thread

>>150055787
This blackzillian is going to heem himself off the tallest favela when Asp heems cereal gone

OH FUCK SHE’S REFFING THIS FIGHT TOO

What if she has to touch the Muslim fighter
Wouldn’t that be HARAM

>>150055827
>What if she has to touch the Muslim fighter
Wouldn't that be HARAM

good thread

OOOOOOHHHHHH HE FUCKED UP THE GREENTEXT
SELF HEEEEEEEEEM

sometimes you just gotta get heemed to improve your heem game bappa it just how it be

>>150055900
wtf that means you look like that and say that non green text part

>>150055793
its aight bappa you couldn't have known I was a stone cold heemer

someone post pvz's butthole.

THOSE ARE LEGAL YOU FUCKING BINT

>>150055912
I did, I took a loss there but as a hard-nosed wrestling can with many losses already I feel I can learn from this like my hero Bo Nickal and wear a diaper next time

Holy fuck this bitch is awful

>>150055762 (OP)
90% of people say this thread's shit. The other 20% just ignore it.

>>150055779
light work

TRVKE

how does an "ai" even score an mma fight? based on unofficial strike numbers, etc?

>>150055962
We don't post about ourselves here

>>150055982
This would matter if Cumshot had beat him first

>>150055982
Heeminder Dricus is the one that loosened Rob’s teeth

Round 2 TKO is now called struggling.

>>150055982
>the khamzat shill was being ironic the whole time
i actually though u was dick riding him lel

>>150055962
activate viewing screen!!!

Chatri xisters?...

Slamdaddy’s aura got him shook

robbery alert

ahahahahaha good ol American boy won fuck that swiss bitch

>>150056035
Rob is a fucking Mexi Zealand bum ass cocksucker and I hope the next time he fights a range-finding jab sends his chiclet teeth right into Herb Deam's filthy MONKEYH HAIR

>>150056086
NOOOOOO NOT SUPERBALL

>>150056091
kek

>>150056104
"swiss"

Hey dick you still there?

>>150056086
NOOOO NOT BATMAN,SUPERMAN,SUPERBALL,PIGBOY AND LEX LUTHOR

>>150055988
yeah probably, they had this shit before computer vision and large neural networks and stuff popped off
Jabbr is doing actual AI judging tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoLieTFrw5w

30 bings ONEchads

>>150056086
already been a ceasefire you goof

>>150056157
I saw a Russian mma fight that was just like this

all my homies hate dricus

>Stephan Bonnar reveals the masked man to Tito Ortiz
Absolute. Fucking. Chills.

The whole world is free

BOMBY

>>150056238
lookah da flicka dah wrist!

>>150056247
why are slavs so hideous

>>150056247
Jiri's absolute hag of a gf is proof he's a complete autist

real talk: does tony have what it takes to beat salt papi?

>>150056322
he has the will but lacks the whey
nigga skinny

>>150056322

for what reason is there to have a female ref other than woke

who here gringo papi

>>150056385
holy fuck are they really letting her ref a third fight in a row
they really want someone to die

>rocks guy
>decides to shoot a take down
coaches really need to stop this kinda thing

>>150056322
Saw the face off between them. Salt dude seems like a sweetheart.

>>150056455
it works if you can sense the heem

>>150056247
Jiri's sister looks so much like him mmm

damn polbro is getting his ass beat by a messican

10 bings ONEchads

>>150056489
am i gay for wanting to motorboat her boobies

>>150056498
should i keep poofl on the telly or switch to ONE?

>>150056511
ONE should be way better only fights worth watching on poofl are the title fights

>>150056511
im gonna have pfl to watch in the background inbetween ONE fights, i wanna watch thad "fruity nigga" jean get fraud checked

>>150056277
Alcoholism and inbreeding

>>150056530
>>150056532
ill switch to ONE in a bit, what a robbery this last fight

Nelly Furtado might have been the BMF in the late 2000s

WE ARE LIVE

PFL main card live too

>>150056659
>/ourgook/ KANG is fighting
SHALL be watching

I wonder if they’ll mention Tynan’s suspension for roids

>>150056678
dang only 4 fights? ahah

Daniel "DC" Cormier I ATE THE ENTIRE MENU!!! :WHAT?!: :FIRE: :DILDO: CHALLENGE MUKBANG!

someone link stream

>>150056659
>>150056678
i like card infographics :)

i just dont care about any other promotion than the UFC. and i dont care about 4/5ths of the UFC cards. its unreal

>>150056741
Freestreams has them both

>>150056760
bet

>>150056758
welcome to mma in 2025, a pointless mostly boring slog of dimelessness

why they leave keef peterson off the ufc cards?

>>150055819
why is he seasoning everything before seasoning it again? he's been around too many black people

now bald bitch Dana is banning all obese HWs so we won't even have slobs throwing grain silo bombs at each other, he will probably replace HW division with a 15 minute segment called Muscimickeys Epic Meal where he stuffs takis in a blender with energy drinks while dressed in star wars pajamas

>>150056805
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MUSUMECI

Tatsuro "TWINK" Taira
Esteban "ZESTEBAN" Ribovics
man this card is zesty as hell

>>150056804
you should always season your guac b

>>150056804
builds depth of flavor

>>150056824
Projecting

Poony sleeps

man this guy is so weird looking, like he's eternally tired but not in the asian way

why hasnt buday been re-signed yet.

i am a real heemerican
fight for the rights of every meng

replace heavyweight with power slap matches
replace flyweight with nina drama live sketch comedy

HEEM DOC

This is brazza wars btw barboza is a muzzie too

>>150056659
Dis bong a real interesting lookin nigga cuh

>>150055819
that's not how you toast bread
that's not how you fry eggs
you don't put that kind of cheese on av toast

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white.

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

>>150056888
MMA?

Why are Chechen dogs allowed to compete in the first world? They should all be massacred.

Just shidded

jon jones has fled to argentina

argentina? never heard of her

Argenkendra

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

GO ON ARE ELLIS

wonked him good

HEEEEEM QUITTER

Why the heck do muslims like to fight so much I thought it was haram

Hit him when he was down both times kek can’t believe he got away with it

>>150056844
Slims son

>>150057037
yeah that ref looked fucking pissed too

>>150056941
am gonna make him my wife

>>150057043
He did fuck all about it though and he was well within his rights to do so, the downed knee was really bad

Any weems

>>150057040
Talmbout Virginia?

>>150056832
>>150056833
you know how I know you aren't white?

>WALGG ME TO MY TRU-

>>150057117
because I know the absolute basics of cooking?

you poorfags will never experience eb eggs

There's a cockroach in my room so I can't watch ONE for a few hours sorry guys

>>150057117
sounds like you can't cook budda

Portnose could have become the next Dana with rough and rowdy fucking Jew pisses shekels what a guy

>>150057159
id feed that shit to my spider friend but it went missing so i cleaned up its web so idk what id do in your situation

>>150057159
You better slide on that nigga like he's your opps

Put Big Ben on Chatri

BJ Penn has just confronted Jon Jones on the tarmac in Argentina

Argenlisa

This is insane

Roach is gassed

good fight

Extreme kino

have fun watchin bangladesh bash ya fuckin goofs

KWAB, WHAT A ROBBERY

KING KANG TIME

Was there something I missed there? The Thai guy lost very clearly.

>>150057467
turn on your monitor

>>150057194
did the spider not ever come at you or was it just a harmless house spider or some shi

Sup. What you fine folk watching? Am drink by the by

King kang finna keem this nip faggit

>>150057555
ONE

Who did it better?

ANGIE BLESSES THIS FIGHT

>>150057544
was pretty small harmless house spider. just sat in its nest but theres no food around here for it so i brought it an ant from outside and it ate it

the handsome house spider hounded the haunted house

kek that ref just changed his mind in real time

Korean dog saved from a brutal japping

kek wtf

85 days until Gane fights.

were watching the pfl finals right bros

HEEEEM

KANGBROS...

>>150057618
that's cool
pretty cool how they fuck up roaches even though house spiders like wolf spiders and shit are smaller. real mighty mouse bradley marten type of matchup

>>150057710
You watchin that goofy ahh shit by yourself yung blud

>>150057700
Can't wait for him to lose!

you guys like that gook? jap gang 4 life!

NIPPON BANZAI

Kangbros…

WEEBED

>>150057710
yeah im watching that shit too
brazza is bamhole smaeshing kuzco

>>150057724
erm is that heckin racism outside of /b/??

>>150057710
im gonna watch the thad "faglord prime" jean fight as a hate watch yeah

>>150057710
no

breh thats 1.6 million baht

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHT

>>150057604

>>150057782
tfw you piss excellence

This nigga Pinedos is like a fighter from 2008

>>150057792
he was doing so well earlier this tournament too man, i had high hopes for him. no hope against a dagestani goatfucker i guess

>>150057710
Watching khabib control this khabibulaev brazza.

>>150057840
kek

>>150057806
bro whats his problem doesnt he know about sweeping-submission-get ups?

every time i switch to poofl it's crotchsniffing i'm sticking with based chatri

peefl is so shit. its pathetic

My Angie when Jesus heems him this round

Oh nahh imagine a nigga wearing ONE fight gear

PooFL
JewFC
Bellatroon

Stop watching these. Watch Rizin.

lay n pray in 2025

>>150057925
Frick u yakuza

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150057967
fuk u

HEEM TAPPY

smell my dick nigga

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

So, is ONE like PRIDE or what?

keep an eye out for a kid named ari

>>150056659
Canada's unironic best fighter up next

>>150058019
indonesian strikeforce

you got that candy heart
them red twizzler intestines
and sugar gum drop lungs
I heem you all in one round

>>150058078
gaziev is esentually buday but did some meme social media posts and got boyed by reddit so he still has his job

>>150058078
i just cried. free my brotha

>GET OVER HERE

>>150058111
holy shit he's fighting party boy

there's your ozzy walkout

jorts fight shorts go insane

>>150058140
fuck i wasnt paying attention what song

>>150058164
iron man

my sides

>>150058155
fight jorts

is my nig rocking valetudo jorts? respect

>>150058171
ah classic

damn this canadian boy thiicc

>>150058172
SOVL.

I have no idea who these cans are but the jorts go hard

>>150058172
champ shit

>>150058172
effortlessly cool

anyone else noticed they've had the same ref for every fight tonight

>>150058155
>>150058172
ZESTY

tynan aint so good without the roids

>>150058172
What in the literal fuck is wrong with canadians??

performative canadianism

>>150058213
No idea. I only pay attention to refs if they're shit

>>150058237
it's one of like maybe 3 cool things I've ever seen Canadians do

where the leaf from? im guessing vanc?

Ben Tynan? More like Ben Faggot

>>150058291
Men Guynan

>>150058281
he's a good ol' Fort McMurray boy

>>150056264
gooby? heemed every bald faggot he every fought am afraid
https://youtu.be/kMIgy-FV1fw?si=U30F5237ZaGFnM_f

creatine is probably a huge PED in mma

my boy white power just needs more time

Tonon vs Gasonov 2 will surely be good

>last round
>clearly lost every round so far
>continue to take pictures for the last minute of the round
why do fighters do this

>tfw I should have just been a goalie

why is thad jean doing good man come on

womp womp

now all the fight nerds will start wearing jort panties and kill Denim Tynan's push

thad jean is not my lover

Knuck tomorrow btw

not having tattoos is the new having tattoos

>>150058442
>>150058465
Why does he look so fucking weird?

>>150058514
turn on your moniter

>>150058514
He looks very Australian and yet he’s Canadian

>>150058514
you're not used to seeing white people lmao

>>150058514
He's Canadian

>>150058492
insane card, ive been super excited for this for like a month

>>150058514
PR clone

>>150058510
so I'm cool now? Are hot women lining up for me? I better check the upstairs door!

>>150058522
bodied that bantu

PFL really needs some talent
JDM eats both of these bums, fully digests them, and shits their gloves out inside 4 rounds
even Canelo Muhammed heems these plebs

we're watching ONE

So now that it's over, final thoughts on Jones?

yet another win for thad "i probably had a gay experience with my cousin" jean, why am i even surprised

PFL should just hire a bunch of Cameroonian children and have Ngannou chase them around a YAMMA Pit on a three wheeler

>>150058646
The serial gay sex having, athletic commission raping Bentley basher? That Jones?

i want ngannou to come back to the ufc so much it physically hurts

We are on YouTube comments now heem is the new Reddit

Hardy's right. We were spoiled by all the glorious strikes we got to whitness.

>>150058660
>YAMMA Pit
this needs to come back

How has Tonon done mma so long and can’t strike for shit

they should bring tuivasa out and give him a rikishi gimmick

luv russian fighters me

dumb gay fight. this is shit.

robbery or naw, i only saw the last round

>wins 1 fight spectacularly
>fires up the crowd with seeing red promo
>I'm a straight killer I FINISH FIGHTS
>Dana impressed by me "this kid is a monster"
>win 5 split decisions in a row
>banned for jerking off in ring girl locker
my UFC arc if real

if that was about martin... i might lose it... you better watch your FUCKING mouth... no... im ok...

YAWN; nothing is happening. I hate everything.

Gamrot owns Arman

>>150055787
I've been an anti-Gane poster for a few years but he's going to decision Aspinall. Tom has shit cardio and will be exposed when he can't find a finish inside 8 minutes.

>>150058828
>Tom has shit cardio
baseless claim

we just need to link up with reddit and get #weboybuday to trend on X and i bet we can get him resigned

Salt Papi pedophiles have been real quiet since this dropped
https://youtu.be/wblLD7HPH_Q
https://youtu.be/wblLD7HPH_Q
https://youtu.be/wblLD7HPH_Q

>>150056247
There are so many hot women in slavic countries why the fuck is Jiri with this fish face bimbo chick

>>150058821
this is known
>>150058839
just gotta get #ICANTKO trending (i say this with love and affection)

noo you cant just be into someone for who they are

>>150056659
Here's the deal anon...I'm just not going to watch ONE lol

Enjoy your 105lb "men's" pillowtap

>>150058861
no woman who fucks up her own face like that has a good personality

>>150058870
You have sex with biological males thoughbeitever.

>>150058848
I hope your nation is wiped from the face of this earth for this post.
Slovenia? Should never exist.

>>150058895

he's not really slovenian i mean cmon you should know this by now

niggas will just choose a facial hair and stick with it for 50 years

>>150058910
thats sharpie

No CANadian in history has ever beaten a Slovenian. Food for thought.

>>150058910
bro wishes he was a genie

>>150058901
You and your post. Disgusting.

>>150058901
martin was just cut and you're laughing. you're fucking laughing.

Imma leave you frozen like Elsa Thad Jean Silva.

Misread this guy's name and thought it was assdruk

Whats with all the south american shit posting in the catalog rn??

>>150058955
i love jean silva, i hate thad jean, you now understand My Struggle

>>150058953
There is power in Buday brotherhood

>>150058979
WE will be back and WE will once again be ranked

why would i ever look at the catalog

>>150058837
>british mma takes
Tom is a sprinter. No 265er can fight the way he fights for 5 rounds. He will lose if he doesn't get a finish in the first 7.5 minutes.

someone better check on /box/ idk if they can survive this..

>>150058883
You guys sure love to bring up homosexuality apropos of nothing. Something on your mind anon?

uhh guys something's happening on the catty right now
we need to keep bumping /heem/ or we might die for good man

>>150058837
Actually if you think about it objectively and scientifically Tom might have accumulated enough feces particles in his body from constant exposure to poo shoes that it begins affecting his respiratory system

New OC Budaybros

>>150058916
Coachman actually

Tomsisters have yet to reply to this.

>>150059051
i miss him so much

fernand WILL train gane properly as a joke

>>150058976
How does Elsa Jean fit into this?

main event time at ONE

>>150059080
like a bologna sock over a police baton

For me it’s Gracie Bon Gamin jiu jitsu

Woke up just in time for ONE how absolutely based how's it been so far
>>150059080
More like I fit in her (minge)

ciryl ganeist

>>150059099
I don't know what that means but I hope you bounce back in the next fight, Mr. Vettori.

good god I hope he didn't just accuse me of being European he knows that cant be true just like I do

Sigil Geist.

GAY UNIT

GO ON ARE GEORGE

>g-unit
>walks out to jazz

>>150059195
good bait b i'll give you that

herb and goddard visited the crib

they brought their respective partners lol

>wife and child in the crowd
cursed

If Tony loses to the Tiktoker is it officially over?

>>150059238
implying the outcome of this match is determinant of over or back status

>>150058828
cyril has negative fight IQ, even if tom was mega gassed I dont see gane cruising a leg kick fest decision (his most realistic chance at winning) because his grappling basically doesnt exist, the guy was suffering against no knees ngannou on the ground

Where my (You)s at you ingrates

>>150059238
It became “officially” over for Tony when he tapped to Nate Diaz

>>150059238
nah he'll find a new fight to get excited about and explain why everything he did up to that point was half assed

I enjoy Nate Diaz and the good fights he's had but part of me wants to see him come back and go on a streak of getting completely HEEMED like Liddell did on his way out

>>150059219
herb making sure he's taller than goddard

this nigga better be good training since 4 years of age

HERE
WE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE the immortals?

kino voice crack from bluce buffer there

>>150059293
marc is built like a proper man

Less go Jarvis kill that buck toothed freak

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

jeeeeesus christ

*clear throat*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

KEEKEKEKEKKEKEKKWKWKEWEEEEEK bongfags are DONE

HEEEEMGLAND

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEM
4 YEARS OF AGE THIS NIGGA BEEN TRAINING SINCE
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MATE

Kek heemed by someone from a fake country how will crumpet wanks ever live this one down

Was this doo made out of glass or is the immortal actually good?

No Finns in ONE either btw

Business idea: 24 Hour Fight League.

Rather no fighters than watching them get folded like deckchairs all the time

>>150059364
regian is extremely good and this was a monumental mismatch, are george was a massive underdog it would've been upset of the century

Nigga sounds afrikaans af

finns be like: umm ackshually being a nation of little bitches is based

1.5 THOUSAND BAHT

>>150059382
Like the WWF Hardcore Title?

Bongs get arrested for posting on xitter irl

Why did menshikov fuck it all up

He probably could’ve gotten the rematch easily

note how quick he changed the subject from finns being completely inept at fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsrKloxhfaw
official thread theme song

i wont follow them

AND FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER, MAKING HIS WAY TO THE STRIKEFORCE CAGE, A NATIVE OF ANGOLA AND NOW REPRESENTING THE UNITED KINGDOM, A MEMBER OF WORLD REKNOWNED FIGHT TEAM SITONDONG, A BLACK BELT IN JUDO, TWO TIME ALL AMERICAN ALTERNATE, A FORMER GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION, A

>>150059433
You literally get arrested for writing online don't talmbout fighting which you also lose at entire nation of pasty betas who can't even shoot guns unlike We

Aron Peekhole

Chandler is such a needy loser. wtf

FACT: It has been over 10 years since a native Finn fought in the UFC.

>>150059462
Hap is dying, needs food to survive
Thats all Chandler hears in his ead

It's also been 10 years since bongistan became independent and they're crawling back begging for fish like helwanis following Jesus

>>150059491
have you seen how plump that nigga is he'll be good for a season or two

FACT: The last fighter to represent Finland in the UFC lost to a Brit in his last outing for the promotion.

What time is poohfc today I'm miraculously minge free this weekend for once

>>150059462
what is chandler’s malfunction

UFC Vegas 108: Taira vs Park

>>150059433
maybe they know a better way of life than fight for coin like british father of retard or america jungle man have this thought never cross you

>>150059511
he's got chris benoit cte. chandler is a sociopath. everything about him is superficial. he says what people want to hear. patrick bateman vibes

>>150059512
kek

>>150059508
Whats sex like

>>150059512
>>150059521
Is this the first Asian vs Asian headliner in UFC history?

>>150059524
It's nice but you have to spend time with women to do it so kind of a scam

>>150059512
Shan't

>>150059514
Not only is his son a retard but his wife is an imported foreigner why couldn't Aspinall find anyone local?

death sentence unironically has gooby level shit talking instinct

>>150059528
Zombie headlined a bunch. He must have fought an Asian at least one time

>>150059528
machida vs shogun

>>150059528
Yan vs Dong

?

Gm

I have never enjoyed watching Max fight. Outside of the Garth KO and Zombie going out on his shield, Max fights are boring sparring matches

if death sentence wasnt special needs at fighting i swear to god

>>150059508
Typical USA evening card. One hour earlier than numbered events so it'll be like 11pm prelims and 2am main card for you

>>150059582

>>150059604
he's special needs at more than just fighting b

WMMA legend Liana Jojua

>THE SPEED OF A HEAVYWEIGHT THE SIZE OF ASPINALL IS JUST PHENOMENAL DC, I MEA-
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT JOE
>IT WAS THE FIRST JAB TOM JUST RAN INTO IT!
>A STUNNING KNOCKOUT AND NEW UFC RORD FOR YOUR UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CIRYL GANE!
*monsieur poo*

>>150059619
she's so fucking hot its insane

>>150059615
nah nigga he has verbal acuity

>RORD
what did he mean by this

>>150059626
mate his skull hasn't even formed properly

also i only just realised today that headband thing on winged c's head is a tattoo that guy is very mentally ill

just an update Charles "Krazyhorse" Bennett is still taking fights, and losing

>>150059619
Me in the back

>>150059629
Record obviously don't be thick
>>150059605
Thanks bappa

this shit is boring, gonna watch frieren
se ya

Comedy Mothership

>>150059685
What is that crap

tresean gore... what a specimen

more like GAY-sean Gore XDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDXDDXDXDXDXD

Bryan Battle submitted TreSean but got dropped like twice

Hearing runors the Chandler household is looking into adopting Sedrique Dumas

I do it right next to you, with little strokes to not wake the master!

I just took 35mg of THC tincture in preparation for heem day. This Pizza Hut cheesy bread tastes too oily.

The Gringo Papi

>>150055819
Why does he refuse to make real food

>>150059938
It is pretty damn greasy sometimes offensively so
>>150059951
Name a single australian dish b even just one will do

>>150059955
plez dana give dikweight for make good champ fight ufc jelqistan

>>150059951
Whiteboy wants Volk to make a bologna sandwich

An hour of sorrow.

>>150059588
Good morning, Mario. I'm going to this place for lunch tomorrow. Thawlts?
https://www.nonnadoras.com/

>>150059957
roo tendies

>>150059996
twitter humor aldo hate has reached heem

>>150059957
bloomin onion
roo nugs
fried wolf spider
shrimp on the barbie
indi shish kebabs

travel the world a bit mate might do you some good

make AI video of aspinall cheer when discover poo shoes

>>150060006
Why is he such a pussy now?

I can't believe he's still fighting

>>150060006
>Please...Seagal...You helped Anderson, you helped Lyoto..Now...I need your help.

>>150060056
mans fade is crisp

I rest my case. Respectfully

>>150059957
We thought the Brits were bad. Australians put ketchup on their meat pies. I shit you not.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_cuisine

>>150060006
An hour isn't enough time to even start getting settled in

whoa Aussies unironically eat bugs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_tucker

>>150060077
>National dishes
>Fish and chips, meat pie, sausage sizzle, Vegemite
>National drinks
>Beer, coffee, lemonade, wine
Not a serious civilization I said in dread

What is this, the cooking channel?

Between Daner, Volk and are boy Marcus McGhee it feels like the poohfc is the cooking channel these days

Cormier's Cornmeal Corner with today's guest Darren Elkins!

Guess you could say that the UFC is cooked…

>>150060143
Very good cofrado hh

Dana doesn’t do fuck it Friday anymore

Tomorrow's card is really good for young talent.
>Bashi
Stud wrestler, meh hands, decent gas tank. Young and will develop. CRod was a tough debut, known prospect killer.
>Nakamura
Great freestyle wrestler, has power in his hands but is wild. Good cardio. Last fight he tried to win by not wrestling at all but looked like a statue on the feet and lost without taking any damage.
>Vallejos
Might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC.
>Ribovics/Brener
Guaranteed banger.
>Taira/Park
FlW kino. Park is like 4-0 in the UFC. Last fight he executed some dude with a nasty combo.

Chuck's Ground and Pound

>>150060077
thats based tho

Kody.
Fucking.
Steele.

>>150060195
I used to piss out my window for fun

>>150060175
The Fertittas just need to whack Dana I fear

Kody Steer
>>150060203
Grim

>>150060197
Lost.
His.
Last.
Fight..

HyunSung Park is a blue chip prospect. Rare BJJ nigga who got hands AND power.

>>150060217
but does he have hands like these?

>>150060246
That's fucking gay lol

>>150060217
tatsuro will show him levels

Kody Steele could lose a thousand fights and I will still be a certified Diesel Breather.

Kody fleeking Steer

>>150060009
Seems italian

>>150060291
Whens his next fight?

>>150060318
I don't know, all I know is that WE will be watching.

>>150060326
You don't know?
So you aren't a real fan?

>>150060347
I don't know because it's not booked yet you little mushroom

>>150060009
BahGawd I’d kill for a Negroni rn

>>150060326

I want four biscuits and gravy and a bang's root beer and 3 hashbrowns tank u

>>150060356
Oh is he just fucking lazy or something why doesn't he book a fight? Is he a lazy little bitch?

Corbin Fucking Steel

Lexington Steele

Codeine Steele.

>>150060357
You can make those yourself b it's not like buffalo mozzarella or sumshit

You will watch Kody Steele's next fight.
You will also become fans of at least some of these prospects.
You're welcome.

bros trying to take ownership of the meme

>>150060306
https://www.nonnadoras.com/pasta-bar/#handmade-pastas
I'm thinking the malledorrus. I don't like shellfish/mollusc and the orrecchiette seems a bit adventurous. The Pappardelle Del Ristoro sounds kinda dope too though.
>>150060357
I'll have one in your honor, hermano.

>>150060411
I don’t have the ingredients at hand I’m afraid.

>>150060437
I got you Kody Steele as a free tenant in your mind. Be grateful.

bro thinks he's an evil genius or some shit

>>150060468

Al "The Agent" Iaquinta

>>150060438
Enjoy it, big dawg, you deserve it.

Al “Artificial Intelligence” Iaquinta.

>>150060468
It's 7am and you're thinking of Kody Steele. It's 3pm and you're thinking of Kody Fucking Steele. It's 9pm and you're still up cuz you're a neet loser and you're just waiting to clack away with those porky little fingers:
KODY
FUCKING
STEELE
you onions ass stinky fuck

revved bitch lmao

I can't believe Kody Steele fucking sucked after you told me he was good
what a fucking idiot

>>150060496
Worthless motherfucking swine.

>>150060503
But you will watch his next fight anon

>>150060289
Koreans are born heemers. Japanese are frail. Park unironically heems Taira

>>150055982
>struggled with Whittaker
DDP destroyed Whittaker. Just not as fast as Khamzat

>>150060546
dricus loosened robs teeth for him

>>150058848
tony with a hair touchup

Rob is a maoristizo sack of shit he needs to ceremoniously bash his own head in with a coconut as they do

evil ganeius

>>150060655
when did the finnish start cucking for the french?

>>150060670
it's a joke man, tom is winning

>Tom finally gets the undisputed belt wrapped around his waist like he's always dreamed of
>squish

>>150060694

>>150060694
this is what will happen

Jiří "Hagmaxxer" Procházka

Jiri training like a samurai look focus intense at social studies book next to waterfall

>>150060670
>tf
>tp
1. Gane is not french
2. Hurr durr cuck 4 da english not 4 da french durr
3. Gane is charismatic and Tom has fake teeth and a faker persona
4. It really isn't your business what other people like go cheer your boy Sniffland the Domestically Abused (like just leave home nigga lmao be a man Sean)
5. All "your" champions are now imports
6. Suck my dick
>>150060676
Have some fucking self respect

>>150060797
tl;dr

>>150060812
Aspinall had to buy pussy from overseas, made and kept a retard with it and wasted 3 years of his career looking like a 7 foot Michael Chandler to impress a streamer and his Indian fanbase

very glad u won dat fite, matt

buuut uuuuuuh

Gonna start buying ppvs when they discontinue wmma

He's fat.

>>150060951
>what losing to gane does to a mf
we can only hope tomala doesn't end up like this....

>>150060951
Growing a beard makes your face look bigger dumbass

if you arent fat you are poor

>>150061056
Poor people tend to eat mcdonald's and the such while rich people can afford PTs

>>150060797
gane has not ranked top 10 french quisine how can i respect him

>>150061097
Thawlt for food b I repsect that. Respectfully

>>150061030
He's fatter in the 2nd and 3rd b. That's not a long beard. It's a cover-up-the-double-chin beard. He used to be a flabby guy who looked like he lost a bunch of weight. Then he got more obese with each fight. In his last 3 he had to cut a lot.

whats jon jones gonna tweet after Gane split decisions asspen ladd

>>150060951
he's morphed from chill fat bro to triggering my fat people hate mode

UFC is too far in the decline to recover in my eyes.
I want a new premier MMA org to bring life back into the sport.
These second tier promos are garbage too. We need hype and talent. We need Pride 2.0, and not Rizin can-chamipionship edition.

>>150061155
just shut up, you're probably some pipsqueak

shoeyvasa still got another run in the tank

>>150061453
>>150061453

>>150057604
>Tony
>Losing only against the best of the best
>BJPenn
>Losing against bums like Clay Guida and Dennis Siver