Thread 150055909

super saturday

Nick Daicos

the canman is coming over soon :)

ah ah ah yes fuck me mate fuck me in me arse its bloody marvelous

what a hot shiela

>>150056695
won't even make it to the gf kekw

>>150056695
won't even make it to the gf kekw

Good morning alf

heyho
up there cazaly

last for iggs

>>150056715
You said they wont beat hawks

micksperg which vpn do you use?

...umm...soime one as you fella

fucking pissing down

west australian sex tourist fuckhead

>Shocking twist emerges in Giants’ end-of-season party scandal as pub to face independent hearing

>At worst the pub could be stripped of its licence and staff members removed from the industry

TOP KEK hope that little snitch poof becomes homeless

>>150057017
Why does the pub face those kind of consequences? What did they do? Is it a breach oh privacy thing?

>>150056627
>tfw I would if I’d had a few and she didn’t talk during

You are going to bin your machete when the ban comes in to effect, right /alf/?

>>150057088
She was kinda cute when she was younger but she's never been a good commentator and it's almost like she's stubbornly refused to improve out of spite.

>woman involved in sports
>it's a lezzo every single time
they are like sportjews

Cold, wet and rainy here lads

yep gonna go get a 'fee and some beers and spend the rest of the day inside

Which one of you was this?

>>>/g/106111638

>>150057313
Where's here? Cold but sunny in Melbourne.

>>150057355
fuck me there is some absolute pooftas on this site

>two 4:10pm games
>one saturday night game
why they change it up like this

What is even is my iggs midfield?

>>150057524
Who even knows anymore? Maybe they assumed no one would watch anything other than the Lions v Pies so didn't put anything against it?

Guess I should get out of bed.

I think I might have fish and chips for lunch

>>150057676
Sound gud.

my igg gunning for the moral 4 points today

>eagles
>demons
>dome
theres going to be like 10 people there

>>150057359
Not fucking Melbourne then obviously you fuckhead, are you thick? Braindesd tradie cunt

*be's filtering the swede sperg*

The people behind The West newspaper are Fremantle supporters. For the past two years they've been trying to embarrass Harley as much as possible by doing stuff like this. So that eventually the cringe makes him want to leave and never come back.

hate fred, simple as

you're all talk mate

I dont think about Fred at all

>throw away top draft picks
>please give us a priority pick
huh?

based tex

What is your core competency?

>>150057865
So where?

Time to watch my spastic fucking iggs flail about for 2 and half hours, how I hate these fucking retards.

the odds of the favourites for the rest of the week
$1.05
$1.03
$1.05
$1.59
$1.25
$1.04
$1.10

>>150058470
i doubt all of them win, there's value to be found

>>150058470
NO YOU CAN'T JUST POST ODDS FOR SPORTS MATCHES ON SPEE

>>150058470
>$1.59
Lions at $2.36 looks like value to me. Probably won't put anything on it though.

bane will win
simple as

Will Day ever get a good run at it?

grim day of footy

>>150058527
Doesn't look like it. Will be 25 next year and only played 75 games. Shame because he's transformative for Hawks when he's on the field but seems like he'll be one of those players they have to nurse through the season and hope his body can get up for at least 15 games.

Iggs are free money, load up

>>150058534
I'm excited for tonight's match. Probably gonna be a long six hours until then. Tiggs will probably play good footy for three quarters at least.

I don't think my iggs have played a wet weather game this year, or maybe they have idk. Fucking hate these faggots.

Feels like I've got a big poo brewing.

aflw gather round when

call the eagles muramasa the way they will slay demons and saints

>>150058607
nice, good reference

>>150058600
same

>>150058623
based fellow rape enthusiast

COLD DEES
HOT IGGS

max gawna get like 250 SC points this game

>demons
>666
really makes you think

>Hells Bells starts playing
HOLY KINO
IGGS BY 100

>>150058647
I loopholed bont so I hope not

>>150058654
yes, and who defeated them?

does kelli know she's bad at commentary? does no one tell her?

Both of these teams are fucked

>kelli
finna tune out lads
>>150058647
no butbsteven may

>>150058687
she's a great netball commentator tbf, but that's netball

dumb boong

fing abo

>>150058600
based pregnant black woman

Why doesn't the AFL promote the Pride game?

>be ryan
>be's not flying

jake melksham has a very punchable face

>>150055909 (OP)
how are my magpies doing is mason cox still a superstar

>>150058715
something gay happening in sydney is just implied

>Petracca can have a 50 goal season if he was up forward
Retarded take. If this were true, the GENIUS that is Simon Goodwin would have done it eons ago.

These fucking dumb fucks can't do simple handpasses or kicks UNDER ZERO PRESSURE. What in the fuck do they all do week?

Tom Mccarthy looks inbred and plays like a deadset spastic.

>>150058751
hungry jacks and offroading

>the rare peemons home game at marvel
>still fucking empty

just waited 30 minutes for a mid ass kebab

>>150058764
merge the club with hawthorn, should've been done near 30 years ago

Need to go to woolies but have money on this game.

>>150058665
You can't pass over 151. Even if Gawn goes 170 you're only missing out on 19 points. As long as you've got them both you're still doing well.

>>150058766
stop getting shit delivered you sperg you're supporting white genocide

>players takes mark
>kelli calls it a spoil
DUMB LEZZO SPASTIC

>>150058687
That would be sexist. As Caro intimated to Riewoldt pointing out when women do a bad job is sexist.

>>150058766
what was her name iykwim haha

>>150058804
*38 points

Why yes I have been working out lately haha, thanks for noticing

frailly bitch

>>150058745
Robbing Peter to pay Paul. He was too valuable running through the midfield and then resting up forward. Game has changed though and he definitely doesn't seem to have the same impact he used to through the middle.

>>150058847
Crisp Liam Duggan

>>150058687
She must have some idea considering she was dropped from it for a long time.

>>150058847
insecure faggot

>>150058830
You're not serious, are you?

West Coast have had 1 scoring shot in 20 minutes

>>150058868
302 vs 340.... Are you serious?

Kelli jinxed Gross there, not his fault.

>>150058847
based me

imagine keli under wood

>>150058889
Nice math, brainlet.
170 x 2 + 151 = 491
151x 2 + 170 = 472

If you have both players are only missing out on the difference between their scores from your captain's choice.

>>150058927
>math
FOY

>>150058913
don't do this it creates sexismustard gas iykwim haha

>>150058913
I can't. She's got her liquor license.

>jai culley has never played in a win
holy fuck

I'm actually mad that Crows are going to win the hip and you gay nerds bullied turkbro out of our great general before he got to witness it.

liquor i hardly know her

still haven't showered

>>150058927
I don't deal in assumptions, I deal in facts.

>>150058954
it was one retard who hates literally everything nothing more so than himself

couldnt you just delay the game indefinitely by giving 50m penalties away constantly before the player has a chance to kick the goal

>>150059010
umps stop paying them when you're in the goalsquare

>>150059010
no but steven delay iykwim haha

>bunnings using a childrens tv show to drum up business
the goy in this country really has no limits does it

remember captain planet?

>>150059048
bunnings is culturally untouchable, they can do whatever they want.

>>150059058
so true
>LE FUG COLESWORTH
>A HARDWARE STORE THAT KILLED EVERY LOCAL BUSINESS
>BASED!!!! OMG A SAUSAGE XD

I got up early today because i thought the collingwood game was on at 1:20 pm. Bit annoyed

have always hated going to hardware stores

You know remember masters

how are the eagles so shit
like you could put a vfl team in the afl and give them full time training and 5 years in the system and they wouldnt be this shit

never been to a Bunnings. closest one is like 300km away

>>150059090
>1:20
>early
>>150059098
Useless spastic

>>150059077
aren't they owned by wesfarmers who are now owned by (((foreigners)))

>>150059090
up and at em mate the day is ripe with opportunity

>>150059098
>mfw standing around with dadza desperately trying to find a plumbing fitting

>>150059112
>wesfarmers
who also own coles kek

>housemate literally lies on the couch every fucking weekend
>im in bed today watchinh footy because i worked 50 hours
>tells me not to sleep all day when im going to piss while hes just sitting on his laptop
Fuckhead

kelli underwood is purposely using the wrong names
like there is no way this is someones full time job and they cant remember 40 players names

>>150059098
based antimasculinitysperg

might criticise israel today

>>150059135
In fairness, it IS West Coast and half these kids are on debut.

>>150059140
You should do that every day.

business idea: hardware store where you need a trade license to shop there

>>150059124
thought so
think woolies are owned by (((them))) too just forgot the name of the corp they use
could just be the woolies group idk

>>150059107
am useful, just in different ways

>>150059118
>thinks aloud like i understand anything he's saying

>>150059137
i'm not him, though i agree with him on some things

dumb fucking housemate thinks he's tough shit for working 50 hours. lazy fuckhead can't even get out of bed.

>>150059150
I would rather die than pay a tradie for something I can do myself for far cheaper so I SHAN'T be investing.

duggan is shithouse

Any NEETmen in?

Basedingwood finna brutally arserape whatever worthless dogshit irrelevant pissant "club" they play tonight

>>150059157
disregard my post, wesfarmers sold coles some years ago but still own bunnings, both colesworth operate under their own corporate 'groups'

its simple as
if it has a sausage in bread then i love it
that goes for hardware stores and voting

Hope pies and crows keep winning so that round 23 is MAXIMUM kino

>>150059189
go colesworth btw

love phallic objects in my mouth

wtf iggs kept owies in the side after last week where he had like 2 disposals and got subbed off?

is de goey even good anymore, he looked bad last year
was that just due to injury or is he done

just want to be left alone today

>>150059257
not happening nick

i don't like my life

>>150059172
i would rather diy than die iykwim haha

Ramandeep Singh is on the way with my order lads

>>150059285
oh no

dying ryan

took my vitamins lads

HEEM

>>150059209
ok makes sense
inb4 it's a tax job and they're regoed in nauru or some shit

taking a freo rn

>>150059283
kek that spastic that blamed tradies for australias shitty houses

Why don't the iggs simply move the ball towards their scoring inside 50?

before bunnings and all the online stuff took off the only thing dadberg would do on a weekend was "going shopping" for some shit he needed for some project he'd never finished. now he just buys shit online and sits on the couch.

>>150059317
>build bad house
>NOOO ITS NOT MY FAULT SAVE ME CFMEU THEIR BEING MEAN

eagles are no fun without harley reid

Freo are gonna get raped by Geelomg in another semi by 200 points

>>150059317
he's right in part. they're designed like shit and built like shit

>>150059212
imagine if le hecking bunnings and democracy sangas weren't made with shit quality ingredients from the supermarket

>>150059339
tradies dont do the design and pick the materials mate

>>150059317
seen enough of the site inspection wog to know tradies are dumbshit jeet-tier scammers who couldn't follow a set of fucking ikea instructions let alone read

regulations are a lot of the reason new builds are so shit ironically

I realise that gay people are very similar to us straight people. We can hear about gays having unprotected sex and getting AIDS and think 'well how about you just not do that?' but then I see straight people having children they didn't want and I think the same thing of 'Well why not just not do that'? They both get consequences for unprotected sex. Most straight people that have children would probably have AIDS if they were gay since long term planning and self control aren't their strengths. A gay person who would never risk getting AIDS is more like me than either of us are like children-havers or AIDS-havers

>>150059367
>"built like shit"
that c- in year 10 english before you dropped out didn't help much, did it?

There's a footy match on

>>150059332
>CFMEU
remember when they wouldn't stand up to the gov when it came to the vax

20 bucks for a cheeseburger and coke

Don't mind it because the iggs are about to make me $170

>>150059388
Huh?

>>150059369
>>150059387
>build house from a big volume builder using the cheapest materials and directed to knock it up as quick as possible

>ITS THE HECKING TRADIES!!!

>>150059399
Remember all the Nazi KKK "fake tradies" taking over the streets of Melbourne?

>>150059404
>the tradie cries out in pain as his name is mentioned

>>150059404
>do a shit job (with shit materials for a shit plan)
yes

>>150059404
yeah it's really fucken good that they can't even fucking follow an off the plan build that should be identical to the other fifty houses in the street. dumb cunt.

>>150059373
remember dandrews or whoever forbidding gas from new builds because muh climate change

>>150059424
the owning class watch the afl mate, all their children and nephews are playing in it

>>150059424
trvke, and then the owning class imports a billion indians to drive house prices up

kek smellbourne

they import poojeets with 6 weeks of training and call them 'tradies'

>Carlton had the salary cap scandal
>Essendon had the peptide scandal
>North Melbourne had a retarded coon president who delisted everyone after 1 bad season during covid
But what broke West Coast?

>>150059424
australia is classless

>>150059444
probably build better than white trash bogan tradies

>female commentator
can't be dealing with it

need a new hobby for when i move into an apartment, won't be able to do woodworking any more

>>150059449
>norf are le bad for delisting everyone
>iggs are le bad for not delisting everyone

>>150059450
trvke

>>150059458
gooning

>>150059449
>North Melbourne had a retarded coon president
Forgot about that, and then he was replaced with a foid kek

>>150059451
This.
>muslims who don't drink and want to make Allah proud
vs
>white Godless drug addicts

>>150059412
this but
>the tradie cries out as he builds you a house iykwim haha

>>150059458
architectural drawing

sometimes on here i post both sides of the argument so generate spastics on both sides
look at post count boom in the last 15 mins kek

>>150059449
nostalgia for washed/terminally injured cunts and hub /weakmind/edness

>>150059472
North were literally broken by board members who fell for the DEI meme

>>150059484
joshGOD i kneel...

Imagine if West Coast had moved Liam Ryan on and kept Willie

>>150059484
I do this and sound like this

>>150059424
alri karl marx?

BLUEY'S WAREHOUSE

>>150059484
we all do mate

>>150059484
i would never do such a thing as it would be deeply unethical

>>150059481
i can't store the materials anywhere champ

>every wafl game is on at the same time today
the fuck

>>150059542
As it should be.

>>150059481
based Uncle A iykwim haha

>>150059542
yeah might go to one desu, only shit afl games until the evening in any case

Garn Woolies, want anything?

i'm a big black cunt

>>150059556
loaf of homebrand bread, homebrand snags, and meth mostly cheers mate iykwim haha

>>150059556
A girlfriend who is white and not fat but I'll settle for Byron Bay cookies

>>150059577
sorry sweaty we don't do a hecking racism here you have to mix but no other race has to

Post your stream sites, this is all I have


https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/290929775_melbourne_west_coast_eagles/#webplayer_alieztv|239868|290929775|2788438|483|52|en
What else is reliable?

>>150059558
Based Ben Amarfio

>>150059556
get us a box of monaco bars and some apples ta

>>150059542
wait till you find out when the AFL/VFL used to be on

mumza's been watching too much american tv and is starting to say words like them, in their syllable and stress patterns

>>150059589
Vipleague.pm

>>150059537
sure you can champ

got your stream right here
*pisses on you*

what was that stream site sebbo posted yesterday

The most vile, selfish ugly people have ended up smiling as a couple in their FB profile and I am all alone and friendless at 40, just move to Asia guys? Be real?

durr maybe i kick where max gawn is

>>150059556
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda iykwim haha

>liam ryan back out
uhhhh

Fucked my life up and there's no going back, lads

>>150059634
Crisp Andrew Mcqualter

>>150059631
>abbo getting concussed
yeah probably not

>>150059606
There's always self-serving faggots that don't contribute to a community.

Literally read your post as

>>>I am a giant phaggot

>>150059638
beat me to it

>>150059627
>soda
FOY

What do you call a tradie with a full toolbox?
A liar. The only tool he actually uses is his phone — to call in sick.

cunt off fat worthless neet spastic

>>150059642
I know you are but what am I?

>>150059639
It'd be pretty hard to tell tbf

>>150059663
Faggot

>>150059682
their skulls are like twice the thickness of ours

>>150059647
no but steven carbonate iykwim haha
>>150059642
this but self service checkout users who only use them to hit on women like creeps

nice one iggs kek

>>150059713
But their heads are the same si-

>Richmond beat the Suns last time they played
>paying $13 today
Huh?

>>150059719
bit racist to acknowledge there are differences between races
do better sweaty

reckon /pol/ might be more your speed, conservatard

>>150059727
snus are too unpredictable, will either shit the bed and lose by 10 goals or turn up and smash someone

It's a shame that the Suns and Giants can't both finish 9th because they're both really trying to shit the bed.

dosn with the upset you heard it first here

Anyone else enjoying this beautiful match? My dees have been great to watch recently

>>150059739
trvke

>>150059758
Yeah they were pretty great to watch last sunday.

>>150059766
They’re a great side with great prospects

what exactly are progressives progressing towards?

The current bottom 4 will be the same as next years.

might samefag myself with trvke lads that'll show the right

>>150059776
The elimination of free thought.

my based ump pulling out some new rule interpretation to get the dees up here

>>150059776
it's a gay loaded term just like conservative and you should fuck off back to /pol/

>>150059776
the kalergi plan

>>150059776
Progress is machete bins coming in sept 1st =)

>>150059784
trvke

>>150059794
trvke

>>150059796
trvke

>>150059794
not really. conservatives want to conserve western civilisation. progressives want... ???

more like the fatspergi plan kek 0wned

>>150059779
False, Swap Richmond with Carlton.

>>150059817
To progress to a slave world where people live in offices and drink coffee all day. And buy shoes.

>>150059821
trvke

>>150059817
>conservatives want to conserve western civilisation
citation needed
go neoliberalism btw

>>150059821
lmao

Can west coast come back and win this game of footy?

I think Max Gawn is the greatest ruckman of all time.

>>150059831
I like cox

>>150059831
for me it's niggersnewie

fuck sake just had to wait 10mins for the bottlo owner cause the dumb fuck indian was taking a shit

>>150059831
Many are saying this

remember when harrison petty cried over banter lol

mmm coffee

>>150059847
to be fair the designated street was far away

>unironically being conservative in 2025
huh?

drinking coffee snuggled up on this rainy day with my wife on the laptop browsing lingeries to wear for when she cuckolds me with buff hung tradies

>>150059851
>lied about his mum being sick to make zorko feel bad and cried
>his mum had to come out and say she fine
mega KEK

why am i watching this dogshit game

the iggs are shit enough why are the umps call every little phantom call

*bounces the ball 1 second after receiving it*

first to 10 goals in a quarter usually wins

>being confident enough in yourself to watch your wife partake in sexual pleasure with superior men
based

Cheeky $10 on Jezza to bag 7 against Poort

>>150059888
women have us in a corner really its either do this or they will cheat behind your back as their sexual satisfaction is more important then a relationship

>iggs get within 3 goals
>gift the dees 5 goals in a row from tickytack fringe calls
fuck sake

>>150059892
how will you spend the $20 mate

>>150059899
i like being in the corner iykwim haha

>>150059851
if he cried over trivial banter that literally meant nothing he'd be harrison petty iykwim haha

what if a player said another player called them a poof
how would they prove it?
no idea why these pussies self report

>>150059871
makes you winder why tiffany dover never did the same thing

>>150059921
Mics probs pick it up

>>150059882
star tabs the umphantom menace innit lad

>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
crisp eagles turning to jesus to try and save them

>>150059929
>be born before Jesus
>LOL UNLUCKY

>>150059929
inverted so it's satanic thoughbeit

>>150059908
>>150059910
samefag

>>150059935
doesnt work like that ebin winrar xd

>>150059935
>What is the old testament

makes you wonder why God didn't just have more kids and why he gave a blank cheque to everyone to sin as much as they want

>>150059952
what is flooding the earth and only allowing nonhumans beside noah and co onboard

The Easter bunny isn’t real

>>150059959
reminder australian tradies started wearing tan workboots to emulate african americans and their 'timbs' LMAO

>>150059963
no but steven santay

>>150059961
Imagine all the skeletons or cool relics in the deep sea that didn't get pressurecrushed

>>150059959
imagine all these fuckheads on the road together

FUCK UP KELLI YOU DUMB CUNT
LEARN THE PLAYERS NAMES

>>150059971
actually retard its because when you go to target to buy boots for work, 90% of them are tan

>>150059959
>when the temperatures goes from 24 to 25 and it starts sprinkling

My mates hot tip this weekend was Murray Bridge r5n7 and bloody hell he got up from $8.
Next time ill tell you guys in advance

>>150059985
lmao seething at being called out. you ok lil tan boy??

>>150059959
>literal commie bikies
actual tradies hate these scum

>>150059971
any more deep tradie lore? keep em coming.

>>150059995
fuck off pineglow nigger if your not cfmeu your not trade

>the things stores sell are the things people buy the most
yeah no shit retard

>>150060004
>n-nooo i didnt follow ameriglop blm trends im a strong independent tradie

>>150060002
cfmeu are an organised crime group

>>150059983
bit sexist champ
do better
*deletes your post and posts 5 lines about how we will not stand for sexism as long as it's against women*

>Reid out
>Get done by 100 by fucking Melbourne
Pay the man his $24m/11year deal.

take me back. I can't stand watching this embarrassment of a team anymore

>>150060025
my cock is Fat Boy and your bussy is Hiroshima

why did they give pick 3 for matt owies
he gets 10 touches a game and doesnt kick goals lol

>150059971
>implying tradies would emulate people who never built buildings without outside help

imagine spending an entire half year in asia out of sexual frustration lol

how far away are we from full AI commentators

I spend my days sneaking around to avoid my neighbour in the unit behind

Remember when footy was kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIucJ8DbQEQ&ab_channel=frankmat

>put money on the iggs
Fuck

>>150059971
blundstone had tan workboots back in the 80s

>>150060044
Hopefully we focus on replacing more useless members of society first

>>150060002
anyone know which union supported the vax iykwim haha

>>150060035
fat man was dropped on nagasaki
little boy (you), was dropped on hiroshima
you called your cock a little boy

>>150060044
Press red for Edbot

gonna watch true lies tonight. can't afford kayo.

>>150059986
>bro bro you have to accept unsafe work conditions for your corporate overlords
>why? bro you just have to man please, please please. its for my make believe KPIs
>what do you mean society functioned fine when all bullshit office jobs got paused by COVID

>>150060060
kek

>>150060065
how much for an hour of nip poon mate?

if you could spoof your location you could watch every game that contains a non victorian side on 7plus

>>150060082
I don’t watch games that contain non-Victorian sides

>>150060082
shan't be doing illegal things
shall be providing photo id to access youtube videos

I need a wife like this

Iggs

>>150060081
nyaa

>>150060073
>wfh
>paused
lol blud think he a hero cos he didnt get to work from bed

>>150060040
Long term strategy to get priority picks.

>kids are already bypassing age verification face scans using ai
all these retarded restriction might actually create the first based tech savvy generation since genX

>>150060088
crisp the fan the afl has in mind when it does its thurday/friday scheduling

>>150060095
Two chads from her officer are coming around to DP her while her husband is playing X-Box at his sleepover.

>>150060113
intel officers were doing that since around 2019
problem is retards use dogshit pws like solarwinds123

watching suns v richmond and not the pride game

Why has alf been so nerdy recently

>>150060095
>Has to bring his own console
>Connect it to the internet via wifi
>Effectively playing online multiplayer with the person in the same/next room
Massive ick.

Do you guys ever get this thing were you can’t stop pissing, sitting in the toilet now and it just keeps coming

I need to be beaten up by a 6 foot gympawg

>>150060095
>not using PC
cringe

Why is Harvey Langford sporting a Hitler moustache?

>1-19
Just imagine if the Saints didn't shit the bed.

what snacks shall you lads be chomping tonight?

I need a 6 foot gympawg to sit on my face

Do you think other countries ever think about afl because it’s always top of the catalog

why did the you know who get away with labelling it a Hitler moustache when it's a toothbrush moustache styled because it can fit in a gas mask

>>150060135
Don't look at the sun's guensey this week. You'll blow a fuse

>>150060150
why's that mate?

So where tf did jai culley come from? Kicks 2 goals + few score involvements in his first game for us in R21. Why wasn’t he picked earlier

>>150060160
Did Saints lose to West Coast?
I cant remember the last time West Coast won a game

>>150060166
150 mil get made them take notice

>>150060168
fuck sake cant escape it can you

richmond win this suns will be hungover from their "big" win last week

Still farting my absolute guts out.

>>150060181
bit homophobic mate
do better sweaty

>>150060198
Crazy they beat the aints

I would get so much second hand embarrassment if the GAYFL did a Pride round. It would be so awkward watching grown men run out and play footy in Rainbow jumpers and socks to celebrate "queer folk". It would be one hell of a humiliation ritual.

remember when the swans thought they could win every game and sneak into the eight kek

FUCK my ARSE

2 dogshit games no one cares about

We're sick of this modern decor
These new pubs are such a bore
Floors of lino, plastic pints
To compliment the plastic plants
Plastic people, plastic cards
Yuppies wasted in the yard
Your Woolworths pub has got no vibe
It makes me feel dead inside
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
Menus charging 30 bucks
Just for a fucking pub feed
It costs an arm and a leg
Just to get a chicken parmi
And when it comes there's no debate
These feelings I can't regulate
It's half the size and no salad
The chips, they're soggy as fuck
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
Save our institutions
We remember the front-room of the Hydie
Our old Hyde Park Hotel
Can't forget pizza and pint at the Flying Scotsman
What happened there was criminal
We want to drink in pubs like the Woody
Places keeping it real
We love and old institution
We don't need no restitution
Bring back stained bar-mats and sticky carpets
No more of these godforsaken renovations
No more
No more renovations!
Save our institutions

>>150060214
Based Darcy

there is an asian man on the field

reminder that halfback disposals are inflated due to kickouts

God I love beating up my bitch wife

>>150060220
Read the teams playing as left vs right, rather than top vs bottom.
Richmond vs Essendon would've been a good match.

>>150060206
The dilemma as a player would be the hard part because if you refuse to wear the pride shit you’re probably booted from the club no questions asked

>essendon in front
STOP THE COUNT

wait balta is playing?
how the fuck is he going to get home to melbourne tonight for his curfew

Mac Andrew is a...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM&ab_channel=HARAMIGANG

>vipleague swans V bombers stream is showing the Suns game
bit homophobic innit?

scg looks like shit

If i was gay my life would be exactly the same, I'd still be a incel and a porn addict

>>150060242
Crispola

>>150060250
They are interior decorators

>>150060241
There's no curfew you idiot. It was just a ploy by the AFL to turn the NPC crowds against the tigers. They can't stand Richmond being liked

>>150060232
Do some coke in the lead up to the game and confess that you might piss hot so you get the week off with hamstring tightness.

Quick now's our chance since /sp/ purged 90% of threads
Make a bunch of AFL threads so people notice us

finna go to the wafl

Not sure why I continue watching the dosn. Waste another evening.

>>150060248
She's so hairy...

>>150060241
Curfew was lifted for being a good boy.

>>150060264
Need an /iggs/ general

>>150060053
based, this is what they took from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE77-c8i3uE

>>150060264
what happened

take me back

What's wrong with Archie Perkins?

>>150060270
I watch the dees with the senpai so it’s not as much of a waste

>>150060294
Some Argentinesperg flooded the board with poolitics

>>150060223
cringe

/iggs/ is up

>>150060311
>>150060311

>>150060310
>spoon locked in 4 weeks before the season has ended
>north melbourne exist
>richmond who traded all their experience out also exist
fucking kwab

>>150060296
>tfw this is what our country used to look like

>>150060251
You would find a bf very easily though, which would allow you to meet more people. Who knows what direction your life would then take?

love this pride matchup

West coast's reward for their historically bad season is another worthless #1 pick lol

>>150060324
Based Straffo recruiting other fags

Might go a second 'fee, crank out a 'nk, and what a shit game of 'ooty.

"‘Up to 100 fighting’: Two arrested at Melbourne local footy game

Police have confirmed they are investigating reports of affray which left one person at a local footy game in Melbourne’s west on Friday night after the match was called off."

IF... lululemon wasn't a sudo
THEN... he wouldn't be on a list

>>150060336
might trade it for couple of "experienced" c graders from other sides

>>150060296
>Peter
Looks like someone caved his head in.

The SCG looks like my arsehole after I've been fiddling with it for half an hour.

>>150060349
>which left one person at a local footy game
?

this bloke finna be cooking up a HUGE iggs this off season

Goalless quarter? Hopeless Richmond

can i buy tradie undies and drink the tradie sports drink if im not a tradie

>>150060406
>girl in the back

>>150060415
imagine her licking your bumhole

Being homosexual is a humiliation ritual

>>150060415
bratcore

>>150060414
Imagine trying to replicate being a tradie. No you cannot. You just wouldn't get it. They're a level above you champ, don't bother

>>150060424
it really is
imagine never been able to have spontaneous sex with your partner cause they have flush all the shit out of their arsehole with water before hand
bit of a mood killer

I'm a fat fucking worthless cocksucking failure

>>150060433
You can have spontaneous anal sex actually

homosexuality is caused by brain parasites that spread through anal sex

what is THE online game right now? finna haven't played any online game for a minute fr. let me know gamers

imagine being straffo
>get no pussy
>turn gay
>get no dick

>>150060449
WoW (MOP)

Fuck I'm angry. Oh my god I just want to HURT someone.

>>150060449
Osrs

>>150060456
*be's it*

>>150060455
Why are you so angry?

>>150060446
edd? in alf?

>>150060433
Bottoms typically have a liquid diet for 24/7 clean access.

>Milk and a multivitamin
Nice and easy.

so many reids in the afl this year

>>150060448
So anal sex with other straight people is safe? What about bisexuals?

Apparrently there was a humiliation ritual before the Essendon v Sydney game. Did they run out together with rainbow fireworks going off or something?

>>150060471
>whole lifestyle revolves around gay sex
poofs really are fucked in the head arent they

Phwoar that viet sister.

>>150060471
How does that make sure there’s no poopoo

>>150060414
no mate if the bunnings tradie police ask to check your tradie license you''ll be completely fucked

>>150060481
You would too if you'd ever had a prostate orgasm.
Heroin junkies' lives revolve around getting their next high, same with bum orgasms.

>>150060485
There's nothing there to be solid. At worst you get some ectoplasma, but that's essentially more lube.

who this fucking sperger on the swede vpn
he knows shit that happened two weeks ago

>>150060471
>>150060481
More normies need to get exposed to this type of info

i've visited asian brothels so much i associate any asian female with sex

I could be ass fucked right now

>>150060498
What part of this do you think normies would care about

Why can't you blokes just talk about the fuckin footy instead of gay sex for once?

>>150060495
its an iggsboomer

i heard wet on wellington has built in hoses used to flush out your arse

FIENDING to have my arsehole gaped.

I have genuinely severe autism and I never realised

>>150060514
>footy forcing gay sex down our throats
>WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX

>tfw tall
>Only thing long enough to hit the prostate is a bad dragon dildo
It's like the world is forcing you to be a chad instead of a sissy. It isn't fair.

>>150060415
>>150060418
>>150060427
in you go, nonces

>>150060533
huh i was talking about the woman behind

>>150060533
What are the two cords hanging into it?

>>150060543
the douches to wash the shit out

>have had tom mccarthy on my bench the past month and he is outscoring some of my premos
fuck sake

>Will Day just Matthew Egan'd his career trying to come back early for the finals
RIP

God trying to drown these poofs

>>150060415
Crisp ihsgf chad

>>150060562
are saying will day may never play?

NEW
>>150060311
>>150060311
>>150060311

>>150060563
This is how Noah’s ark started

Why is footy so genuinely bad this season?

make a proper thread thanks

>>150060573
He was coming back from a navicular injury and came back to try and make finals. Got subbed off last night and is now in a moon boot with scans showing new fractures.

Same shit happened with Egan (although he never played again, it was the rushing to try and get back for the Grand Final that did him in).

We be a postmaxxin’ community

>>150060514
I was talking about pegging not gay sex.

>>150060574
fuck head spastic
someone is going to search afl and not find us

>>150060514
If you've ever had gay sex you'd know why

>>150060581
umpires, ridiculous rule changes, 40 minute quarters and general soullessness

should i make an actual new rather than that spastic thread or nah

>>150060592
this doesn't make sense
there are some gays that are designated tops

>>150060591
Yep. Shan't be posting in that thread.

might poo

new

>>150060598
>>150060598
>>150060598

>>150060573
no but archer may iykwim haha