Thread 150056984

this is nuts

>>150056984 (OP)
No I will not watch your shit league. This is a new low. Wnba is trying so hard to attract viewers they have to throw the same green dildo out on the floor for le shock

Is this a new green dildo? or the same one from the other night?

>>150056984 (OP)
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

sir, a second green dildo has hit the court

>>150057777
Holy quads Bohn Jolton

>>150057777
all part of the game

>>150056984 (OP)
KWAB

>>150056984 (OP)
KWAB

Tell me about Shrek. Why is his penis green?

This is all women's sports are good for.

>>150058938
Imagine if one of them picked it up and went to town on her pussy, haha...

>>150056984 (OP)
what exactly is the intended message of this protest? or is it more performance art

>>150056984 (OP)
NIGGA THATS NUTS!!!

>>150057489
it happened again

>>150057592
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!!

pay us what you owe us, they said

>>150056984 (OP)
it has turned into a meme and going to start happening more

>>150059690
God I hope so

>>150057911
what if it flew into one of their vaginas?

I cant wait for them to start calling it sexual assault and people start getting arrested

>>150059697
you can smuggle them in pretty easily too kek

>>150056984 (OP)
How much do you get paid as a professional dildo thrower to artificially boost views and social media engagement for a failing women's "sport"?

>>150059716
Probably five figures max

What's the point of a stunt to increase social media engagement if it doesn't translate into people actually watching the sport? Comments on a tiktok video don't make people think "you know what, I am going to sit down and actually watch this broadcast of women playing basketball. Yes it is boring, and it is obviously just a worse version of men's basketball, but that green dildo really made me want to ignore those feelings and for some reason really sit down and endure this sport"

>>150059716
>How much do you get paid as a professional dildo thrower

About tree fiddy....

The craziest part about this whole story is that the green dildo finished up with 69 points, 18 rebounds, 6 assists, 4 steals, and 3 blocks; eerily equalling Michael Jordan's greatest stat line feat, and immediately fueling rumors of frantic trade offers from WNBA's New York Liberty and Minnesota Lynx.

The green dildos agent was not available for comment at the time of publishing.

>>150059703
God I hope so

>>150057777
Lmao

>>150059703
What if they tripped and fell on it vagina first?

>>150059690
Literally the only thing that might persuade me to tune into the WNBA

QUIT THROWING DILDOS ON THE COURT GUISE!

>>150060439
>immature
well obviously
>Not funny
WRONG

If they were smart they would turn it into the WNBA’s version of the Teddy Bear toss..could you imagine

>>150057777
Heh

>>150060640
and donate them to...?

of course, never imply ownership in event of a dildo. always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

>>150060800
fat chicks

>>150060800
your mom

>>150060800
your dad

>>150060800
Canada