Thread 150058303

Fight at the bat rack

doyers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

FUCKING KNEEL

DA DA DUHH DA DUH
DA DA JANKEES LOSE

DA DA DUHH DA DUH
DA DA JANKEES LOSE

Jays

>>150057494
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING

>STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES >STANKEES

THE NEWLY IMPROVED BLEW DORK STINKEES EVERYONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>RHP coming in
O'hearn is making his Padres debut soon!

'stros

>lead 6-0
>then lead 10-4
>then lead 12-10
>lose 13-12

The 27-time champions, everyone!
Bravo Yankees, bravo
Bravissimo
Quality entertainment on Friday night

it's so over

Doval: BS
Bird: 4 ER
Bednar: 2 ER, blown hold
Cabbelaro: game blowing 2 run error

theyre busts

>>150058331
>>150058334
>>150058341
>>150058345
>>150058349
>>150058359
27 FUCKING RINGS! HOW MANY DOES YOUR POVERTY FRANCHISE HAVE?!

Trade deadline was a joke anyways but I'm now gonna sleep like a happy baby cuz the good guys won. Good night everyone!

27

>>150058303 (OP)
THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/7yfkvxibi-o

baseball HAS to be scripted

>>150058375
Joe Ryan is a nice pickup for the Sox tho

i warned you about camilo you didn’t listen

>THE
>FUCKING
>STINKEES

*record scratch*
yep, thats me
youre probably wondering how I got in this situation

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF U-ACK!

The Marlins are unironically an exciting team to watch

Umm…can I get a refund? Nah JK we had a winning streak, just gotta take the series and let the new guys settle in!

Time travel shit. Amazing. Bravo anon

>>150058351
when you gonna suck this dick

Brian Cashman has to be the worst GM in all of sports. Even worse than the Pirates GM. Even worse than the Raiders GM. Even worse than your GM.

>>150058334
Really need to know when these predictions were made relative to the in-game appearances, holy FUCK

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

TOTAL BERD IMPLOSION THIS INNING

>>150058396
holy shit lol

>>150058366
What happened to logan?

>>150058367
>>150058375
>>150058378
>>150058388
>>150058395

Nah they just need a couple weeks with Matt Blake and they will be unrecognizable from tonight don't be stupid.

>>150058409
its tough for them now that they're small market

EVERY Yankees trade deadline acquisition has messed up tonight.

Jake Bird: 0.1 IP, 4 ER
David Bednar: 1.2 IP, 2 ER
Camilo Doval: Blown Save & Loss
Jose Caballero: Brutal 9th Inning Error

That was one of the worst baseball losses I've ever seen in my life.

no one cares poodrepaco

>>150058388
Gamechanger will be entering the Psycho Gang lexicon

>>150058303 (OP)
Yankees
Suck

>>150058373
31

absolute state of the 'log kek

Even when the Jays lose they win, lmao

In two years, Judge will forfeit his extension and gets traded to the Giants to join forces with Devers

>>150058413
total stinkee death

why are there so many spics mad about the yankees here

are the poodres winning another world series right now? how many is that this season?

>>150058447
Like you?

>>150058373
Im a Yankee fan so 27. Im just laughing at cashman in all honesty

>>150058448
2nd after the Trade Deadline thoughbeit

This feels awfully familiar to a game that happened two years ago

>Pivetta? Dealing
>Berds? Dying
>Chadres? Stunting
Yep, it's a perfect day to stunt on 'em

Someone pls make a webm of that right fielder error

Why is el Chikaner here again?

>>150058351
Why do you post Mococo when Hololive is a Dodger company?

>>150057494
Titor-san you forgot about Caballero's error

>>150058443
Despite my Jays benefitting, it's a sad day for Panama. Nobody wanted to see Caballero do that on his Yankees debut.

>>150058303 (OP)
How is the MLB getting absolute mogged by some performance team named the savannah bananas. Like how do you even recover from that as an organization? Its like if the NFL was losing to the XFL.

>>150058420
I don't know brother -HH

It's not the quantity of rings, but the quality of them

>>150058461
>Titor-san
Brings back good memories. The internet was so much more simple and wholesome.

>>150058388
Genuinely fucking insane man

I'm so wicked proud I was born a Red Sox fan for this night.

>>150058362
That's not the Chargers.

the padres color guy sounds like larrys fat friend from curb your enthusiasm

>>150058448
kek seethe more doyerpaco

How did he know?

>>150058434
>Gamechanger will be entering the Psycho Gang lexicon
Is this the work of Psychogang?

>>150058490
Mark Grant is also pretty fat

>>150058490
>>150058501
How good was he as a pitcher? I heard he was below average.

doval wasnt pitching well at all but NY's RF is genuine ass

>>150058485
you are wicked alright

>>150058497
the bogandoffs have rogue interns still lingering in the MLB upper echelon

>>150058512
Very bad lol, I think he went tenth overall IIRC

Just like Jesus Christ, Nostradamus hates the Yankees too. The foreshadowing post was fucking unreal.

>>150058512
you can pretty easily look this up, not great, but was still able to have a 10 year career in the majors lol

>>150058420
Got screwed by that HBP and unraveled

>>150058501
>Mark Grant is also pretty fat
Was he a Blue Jay?

>>150058523
Chargers play in LA ya goof. Get it right.

>>150058493
you poodrepedos must see doyerpacos in your sleep

Petco park needs to start selling Julian pies at their stadium and Kirkland Dawgs.

Also Laureano 0-3, welcome to San Diego lol

>>150058388
the Bird prediction is phenomenal. did he post this after Bird got pulled?

>>150058548
>it's real
lol wtf

>HBP in first AB
how anti-climatic

Ladies and germs, your walkoff champion

>>150058544
He should manage them, would be corpulentkino

Psychogang 'em! Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058512
Ruben Niebla was also a terrible pitcher that never made it out of AAA and is one of the best coaches in the league

marlels broke the jankees

Stankeedoo 'em!

Can we trade GMs instead?

I know Diaz does this shit where he looks competent with the bat for a week, but I'm excited to see how he does working as the #2 catcher, I think the old dude was getting worn down

weaver is our closer
fire baboone
dfa loisiga
send bird to the minors

>>150058584
Stankeedoo 'em!

>super bullpen
KEK

Yankekinis!

>Braves/Reds last night
>Yankees/Marlins tonight
Perhaps the two best games of the season on back to back nights. How can anyone not love baseball?

>>150058599
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058604
my boy weavdawg is better than all those fags

# Outline

## I. Introduction
- Reminder of recent pitching struggles
- Camilo Doval, Jake Bird, and David Bednar had their first day without Matt Blake’s coaching
- Not surprising they performed poorly under these conditions
- Thesis: With Blake back at the helm, these relievers will be transformed into true aces

## II. Profiles of the Three Relievers
1. Camilo Doval
- Background and prior performance
- First-day struggles without coaching
2. Jake Bird
- Previous success with Blake’s guidance
- Immediate drop-off on day one without instruction
3. David Bednar
- Track record under Blake’s tutelage
- Evidence of poor outing in absence of coaching

## III. The Importance of Consistent Coaching
- Role of a pitching coach in development
- Matt Blake’s pitching philosophy and proven methods
- Impact of daily tweaks and feedback on performance

## IV. Diagnosing the Poor First-Day Performance
- Technical flaws that re-emerged
- Fastball location
- Off-speed pitch sequencing
- Mental factors
- Loss of confidence and focus


## V. Matt Blake’s Turn-around Plan
1. Immediate adjustments
- Mechanical reminders (arm slot, release point)
- Game-plan reinforcement (opponent scouting, pitch selection)
2. Long-term development
- Customized drills for each pitcher
- Mental skills training (confidence building, in-game routines)
3. Measuring progress
- Tracking performance metrics (ERA, K/9, walk rate)
- Qualitative feedback loops after each outing

## VI. Expected Results
- Short-term improvements
- Stabilized command
- Early strikeouts
- Long-term outcomes
- Consistent late-inning dominance
- Emergence as bullpen aces

## VII. Conclusion
- Recap of first-day failure without coaching
- Confidence in Blake’s ability to rebuild and refine
- Final reminder: with Matt Blake back, expect these pitchers to become aces again

>>150058604
2 of these BPs blew a save tonight lol not feelin good Poodrebros..

>>150058620
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058604
kek

>astros lose before mariners game
>mariners lose
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS

>>150058604
Why the fuck would they even include the Yankees, kek

>>150058635
>kek
lel

>>150058634
Stankeedoo 'em!

this game is moving very fast, Pivetta is killing these birds

tf is going on with the 'log

>>150058651
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058409
>worse than 2 pirate related GMs
what an accomplishment

Pivetta is really solid, what a pickup

>>150058667
Poverty ball?

>>150058667
4chong's anti-spam detection and captchas at work

>>150058526
>Anon found found the script?
>Who cares, we'll do it anyway

Matt Blake’s Rapid Ace Transformation

Matt Blake’s reputation as a pioneer in pitcher development is undeniable. In just one outing, Camilo Doval, Jake Bird, and David Bednar showed sharper spin, added velocity, and improved deception—even without a single bullpen session together.

Over the next two weeks, Blake will fine-tune release points, enhance lower-body drive, and optimize pitch sequencing. Data-driven tweaks and targeted drills will tighten command and sustain power deeper into outings.

Strategic pitch-mix changes—like pairing Doval’s fastball with a new cutter angle or refining Bednar’s slider tunnel—will keep hitters off-balance and elevate each arm’s “go-to” wipeout offering.

By midseason, those once-reliable relievers will boast ace-level durability, command, and shutdown ability, fully transforming from high-leverage specialists into bona fide staff anchors.

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058667
from what I can tell, argi/brazil poverty ball tizzy.

>mason miller warming up
here we go

Matt Blake’s Masterclass: Three Firemen Becoming Aces

Matt Blake’s arrival instantly elevated Camilo Doval, Jake Bird, and David Bednar—spin rates ticked up, velocity crept higher, and their breaking stuff sharpened, all without a single one-on-one session.

In the coming weeks, Blake will deploy precision mechanics work to lock down their release points, reinforce hip-to-shoulder sequencing for added pop, and redefine each pitcher’s sequencing so hitters never settle in.

Those data-driven tweaks and pitch-mix overhauls will yield clearer command, crisper spin, and a signature wipeout offering for each arm. By midseason, these former high-leverage specialists will boast starter-level durability, ace-caliber metrics, and the shutdown prowess of a staff’s top option.

Spammy is mindfucking the stankees

Do the stankeedoo!

>>150058454
I miss Jake so much. The way his name was dropped in the infamous radio rant was an inside joke with my family and every time he came up big for the fish we'd repeat the line.
>THE BEST HITTER ON THE TEAM
>IS JAKE
>BUR-GHER

>>150058707
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058713
Do the stankeedoo!

>>150058468
It's okay, some of >us are lifelong Marlins fans as well.

Stankeedoo 'em!

Outjerked by Cashman.

I heard the jankee AI slopper probably broke his computer after the walkoff

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

Game of the year so far

>>150058729
>bring a Glock 17 to get bagels
>still get robbed at work anyway

Lol Merrill totally strike out on purpose lol It's Miller time as a Chadres :3

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058747
mostly because Yankee fags were talking more shit today than usual

Stankeedoo ‘em?
Stankeedoo ’em!

"SD" stands for "suckin' dick".

Stankeedoo 'em! Spammy 'em! Psychogang 'em!

this is nuts

>>150058763
I know you are, but what am I?

>>150058753
>>150058762
Do the stankeedoo!

>>150058763
SD stands for Stankee Doo’em!!

>>150058708
2023 was a fun year for the fish and for watching Burger too.
>>150058755
They were annoying, yes, but that doesn't discount the high run back and forth that lead to a walk off.

>>150058763
eke!

>>150058772
Stankeedoo 'em!

PRRRRRRT

>>150058770
I am what I am what I am what I am
I am what I am what I am!

>>150058779
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058778
I don't remember Beavis and Butthead supporting the gay community

>>150058779
>>150058785
Do the stankydoo!
Do the stankydoo!

>>150058785
Stankeedoo 'em!

We save you from the A's and THIS is how you start the inning?

>>150058457
>>150058413

why is no one talking about this absolute clown show?

Who is the most touchable player of all?

Now everybody do the Stankeedoo clap!
*clap clap stomp*
*clap clap stomp*
Now everybody do the Stankeedoo clap!
*clap clap stomp*
*clap clap stomp*

>>150058808
its coors field

poodres easily have the gayest city connects

>>150058808
It's just coors.

lol gay berds

Goddamn Miller
Not sure how I feel about Miller and Suarez B2B

>>150058808
Is that Pittsburgh playing a minor league team? What is that logo?

>>150058808
I watched it when it was 9-0 in the top of the first, but my team started so i just left it open on gameday on the side

>>150058795
Stankeedoo 'em!

2010-14 Giants and 2015 Royals bullpen all combined for my Chadres :)

Cashkiddies Hoyerchads are laughing at us again

>>150058808
Coors effect

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058815
based. i like how the colors make Luis Arraez's ass look

>>150058808
it would be fun to watch at the park but there's nothing at stake

>>150058808
>Two Retards Fighting.jpg

>>150058826
Stankeedoo 'em!

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058604
Post the recker version!

>>150058858
>Post the recker version!
See OP of this thread.

>>150058841
>>150058855
>>150058857
Gonna stankeedoo ‘em on these

>>150058813
Do the stankydoo!

>>150058865
Reckerass is in the jackpot!

Now everybody do the Stankeedoo clap!
*clap clap stomp*
*clap clap stomp*
Now everybody do the Stankeedoo clap!
*clap clap stomp*
*clap clap stomp*

I usually make fun of people who cry about AI slop but /mlb/ is the one place where it becomes too much for me

Holy crap, what the hell is wrong with the berds?

>>150058808
Rockies are by far the least cared-about team in baseball. No one gives a fuck about the Rockies.

Yeah yeah. Have your fucking night. We still have 27 rings, more than your poverty frachise

the stanky doo hoedown is sweeping the nation

>>150058893
The Marlins have as many rings as you since the towers fell

LOLOLOLOLOL

>>150058893
Count ‘em Stankeedoo!

>0-4 debut
sure, don't work yourself too hard on a new team buddy

Stankeedoo 'em! Spammy 'em!

I'm a stankeedoodle dandy!

>>150058413
>Vin Scully: "A little roller on the right field.... BEHIND THE GRASS! IT GETS THROUGH CABELLERO! HERE COMES EDWARDS AND THE MARLINS WIN IT!"

Yankek fans are going to be so pissed when they figure out how to solve the captcha

Psychogang 'em! Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150058885
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMgAcypvabm

>>150058885
I find it depressing

>>150058908
Stankydoodle doo ‘em!!

>>150058902
kek REKT

Psychogang 'em! Stankeedoo 'em!

Inb4 Suarez blows another save.

>>150058902
did not believe this was true. amazing

>>150058918
wheres the recker version

put the recker version on the board!

>>150058902
Shaka when the walls fell.

>>150058869
Stankeedoo 'em!

Can we all admit that the Twins actually won the trade in the end? EVERY TEAM FUMBLED

sheriff cal has to leave his post, he's batting next

You cannnnn stankeedoo'emontheboard.. YES!

there's a new captcha?

>>150058960
Kekini!

let’s give the recker version a chance

>>150058951
Yeah now they have Alan Roden batting 2nd in the order. This is what winning looks like

da rockies is coming back from this one

>>150058960
Stankeedoo 'em!

Coorskinobros!! Tying run is up!!

>>150058943
>put the recker version on the board!
Recker version of what?

nice five phones you got to force your meme faggot

16-15!

COORSBROS THE WINNING RUN IS AT THE PLATE

The Rockies walk it off holy crap

Spammy absolute mindfuckery

Phillies won that trade deadline
BY A LOT!

>>150058888
L quads

The cockies did it

WALK OFF HOME RUN

DA ROCKIES WIN!

faggotsburgh

THEY DID IT THEY DID IT THEY DID IT THEY DID IT THEY DID IT THEY DID IT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>losing 9-0 after the 1st
>win 17-16
thank you manfred

Every trade deadline loser lost tonight lol

safe!

god bless rockies fans, still getting excited for a walk off win

>>150058997
Also GG berds, your infielders need to learn how to catch a baseball lol

it was 6-0 before the rockies even got their first out in the top of the first.

>>150059012
guardians won though

>>150059015
da rox are kino

>SHITBURGH
>SHITBURGH
>SHITBURGH

Let's play Who Wants to Be a General Manager?

Which Yankees loss did you think it's the most laughable?
>A. 2001 WS, Diamondbacks
>B. 2004 ALCS, Red Sox
>C. 2019 ALCS, Astros
>D. 2024 WS, Dodgers
>E. Tonight's game, Marlins

naylor!

>>150058985
>nice five phones
Frank PentTelefoni aka Frank Five Phones

>>150059021
yes, in a strange way

GG Berds. Our demonic bullpen is untouchable. Suarez should definitely be a 8th setup for Mason Miller. See you tomorrow berdies berd.

>dump Cryin McTrans and Gayke Bird
>win
Rockies > Yankees

Whats the stankeedoodle? Is this a new dance trend I missed?

>these games the last two nights
what the hell is going on?

>>150058303 (OP)
My pirates )=

>braves/reds
>bucco/rockies

>>150059019
Guardians were gamblecucked, not deadline losers

We aren’t worthy xD

>>150058964
>let’s give the recker version a chance
Recker version of what?

>>150059042
kino

>rockies dump their garbage off on the stankees
>walk off win after trailing by 9

>>150059053
Of life

Rockies have insanely good city connects, probably the best collection of jerseys in the league

wait..........pebbles won that game????

these two days of great baseballs, lads

I took shrooms tn and I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for both the yankees and pirates collapses ama

Good for the Rockies and their fans. What an insane game that was.

>>150059087
Can you fuck my boricua ass?

kino of the highest order tonight in Miami and Denver

beating the cardinals is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

>>150059087
This is true.

>it's just one of those games
>when you don't wanna score runs
>opposing fans are chuffed
>every hitter sucks
>you don't really know why
>but you wanna justify
>ripping J-Rod's head off
>no barrel contact
>and if /we/ go to bat
>no wood touches the ball's path
>your best bet is to stay away from T-Mobile
>IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>150059123
Are Raiders still in Oakland?

>>150059136
Are the A’s still in Oakland?

Superbas fans! Did any of you watch the new Superbman movie?

>>150059123
Vegas girls hit different

>>150059126
rugged

>>150059126
Yinzersissters…. We got too cocky :(

this Locklear kids batting stance looks just like Pete Alonso

>>150058523
>still no nipples
>still no camel toe
this is the most mentally ill poster on 4chan

>>150059094
what does this mean and why do you keep spamming it

>>150059163
idk why /we/ didn't give Locklear more of a chance in Seattle. 1B has been a hole for a couple years now

>>150059128
But now all parts of the lineup are now capable of doing something.

>>150058902
and guess who they had to beat to get that ring?

>Stankees

>>150059128
bretty good

>>150059173
https://www.healthline.com/health/autism/autism-fixation

Why didn't any of you tell me nmixx was doing the national anthem and first pitch for the A'ss?

>>150059180
He didn't fix his swing until this June.

>>150058990
that has to be some kind of prosthetic

>>150058808
i would have left this game after the 6th. drunk, happy, uncaring

>>150059128
9/10 better than most

>>150059108
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BAH GAWD
EXPOS FROM THE TOP ROPE

>>150059207
dafoe allegedly has a massive hog too. he did some movie where he whipped it out and it was too big so they had to use a body double lol

>>150059059
i need to have sex again soon

>>150059142
sorry I don't like how they made Superman woke. #NotMyHero

you can do it mariners

>>150059059
monke

>>150059239
did they actually make superman woke or is it angry incel shit like when they said Civil War was woke

>>150059136
No but neither are the A's

>>150059224
kek. I heard he had a big cock, but the body double thing is news to me.

>>150059192
>the yankees lost worlds eries to the Marlins, Dbags, and Dodgers
>the 3 most pathetic franchises in the NL
embarrassing

Angels not coping well with the third base tonight...

>>150059142
>>150059239
They really didn't. It's not bad. A good comic book movie instead of thuper theriouth no fun or quippy garbage marvel.

>>150059123
i saw a girl with black lace panties just visible above the top of her jeans today at 7-11. i do NOT think she was over the age of 18, so i stared at an empty space on the wall as i waited for jesus to save me

>>150059200
you should pay better attention to their announcements

#SaveTheJankees

>>150059255
https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/willem-dafoe-required-body-double-antichrist-because-his-distractingly-large-member-hes-extremely-well-equipped-says-director-lars-von-trier.html/

>>150059281
why I care about Nmexx?

An historic stankeedoo ‘em

>>150059251
I watched part of one review and they said it was mostly people getting angry for the sake of getting angry

who is this pollo camparo guy on the angels, was he a hot stove addition?

>>150059264
>heriouth
His name is Brandon Routh.

Marlins could be contenders sooner than we think

>>150059267
>She was 17 years 364 days old you sick fuck

>>150059264
I just can't be bothered to watch capeshit anymore. It's like law & order or House. every hero movie is the same.

>>150059321
That makes TV shows perfect for comfy reruns. But yeah it makes a movie complete garbage

>>150059309
they'll firesale everyone this winter

>>150059281
IDC about either the A'ss or nmixx normally but put them together and it's a one-time spectacle worth 10 minutes to witness

>>150059284
what that must be like to speak so modestly about your big fucking cock

>>150059298
Angels were not buyers at the deadline.

>>150059321
It's totally standard but has lots of obscure comic characters without being a mess or unpleasant.

>>150059361
it's gotta suck tbqh
i'm pretty fuckin average and i've hurt plenty of women by going too deep. it would be terrible to have a dasani bottle between your legs

>>150059372
Interesting. I wish this showed pitches at the top of the zone

>>150059372
catchers don't help themselves by moving shit 15" across the strike zone

>>150059372
been preaching this for years. pitching and catching has changed so much in a short time and it's changed the game massively. you're never going to see a league BA touching .300 again unless the auto umps fuck it.

>my dbacks are going to be going facefirst into the freshly sharpened buzzsaw of the dads
we're 100% out of wildcard contention if we lose this series too

>>150059361
It’s not easy, I take it one day at a time.

>>150059408
considering all the guys you sold, i don't even think it was even a possibility to begin with snekbro

>>150059401
you're not going to see league BA near .300 because league BA has never been near .300
peak roid era was like .268 average
now everyone throws 100

>>150059381
I heard a pornstar say that small cocks are the worst because if they're too aggressive the penis has too much space to move around in them and ends up poking her like a stabbing instrument lol

>>150059397
it's proven to work, it may not look clean; but it is what it is.

>>150059397
Literally the opposite is true lol

Phyllis Thaxter

NMIXX have arrived at the Sacramento A's stadium.

o kek

>>150059401
Auto umps would be the worst thing ever. Nothing but knuckle balls and eephus pitches that just scratch the plate or soft contact

Freddie :)

>>150059401
The biggest change aside from pitchers reaching higher velocity and spin rates, is the new catcher stance (half crouch with one knee, instead of a full crouch farther from to the plate) and they don't hold the target with the mitt for long as to not give anything away. Pitchcomm has made everything so much faster, so there's an increased focus on agility. They're teaching kids the new way as well, so plenty of catcher prospects already have a leg up on the vets.

SOX WIN!
SOX WIN!
SOX WIN!

>>150059408
you're going to finish behind the rockies

>>150059408
>already behind the marlins
seriously why are the marlins as good as they are? why the fuck didn't they trade away alcantara?

M'sbros...are /we/ cursed?

lol

>>150059576
hella frustrating game

Rox always have a few magical moments every season, I guess it's why fans keep showing up to Coors Field despite it all.

>>150059576
>canzoe, crawford, young
Gonna be tough!

WALK THIS SHIT OFF NOW!

>>150059574
>why didn't a team on the cusp of contention trade away a CY winner with 2 years left
IDK

>>150059517
You know things are just working out when fucking Rojas hits a HR.

>>150059590
Fans keep showing up at Coors to watch the opponent lol. There are no baseball fans in Denver.

>>150059408
>he thinks the padres won't find a way to crumble

>>150059617
>on the cusp of contention
kek

>>150059576
Julio is going to come up with bases juiced and strike out on 3 low & away balls

dom slap!

bros do I drop clase to activate snell in my fantasy league? the rest of my pitching staff is good and they just cleaned out his locker, is he really done for?

I have never met a Rags fan in my life

>>150059657
There are quite a few in Texas

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

GOOD FUCKING JOB

JP CRAWFORD WALKS IT OFF

Holy shit!

THE SEATTLE MARINERS WIN THE BASEBALL GAME

THE SEATTLE MARINERS WIN THE BASEBALL GAME

THE SEATTLE MARINERS WIN THE BASEBALL GAME

KINO, congrats Mariners.

Thus concludes another exciting day of baseball. Did your team win today?

MY MARINERS

>>150059664
the good guys won..

Go Sneks

how did the mariners win? i looked away and it was suddenly 3-4

>>150059664
omigosh

>>150059622
>Fans keep showing up at Coors to watch the opponent
They were playing the Pirates anon... the fucking Pirates... in August...

Mariners!

>>150059677
Looking good!

>>150059687
Canzone single
JP Crawford walk off homer

wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow needed that bad wow wow wow gg rags see ya tomorrow

>game ended before the garver at bat
Blessed!

>>150059677
Indeed.

who is the mariners milfy field reporter? her tits are HUGE

>>150059677
My first place Jays lost, but the second place Yankees lost even harder. So all is well. Still feel bad for Chema though.

>>150059693
My brother goes to Metro State in Denver. I've been to at least 20 Rockies games over the last couple years. Even when they play shit teams like Pittsburgh the crowd is 40% opposing fans and 40% transplants on a night out who don't give a fuck and leave by the 6th inning

may /mlb/ have a pretty nice dream.
may yankees fans have a living nightmare.
good night!

>>150059677
Yes they did

>>150059711
Jen miller or something like that. Not hot but def has big tits

>>150059724
Yanks on verge of sliding to third place and I couldn't be smugger

Veeeery goooood, Mariners.

You fought valiantly tonight. The Wild Card spot is nearly yours, so close, I can feel it. Support for your cause has never been stronger. Yes... we were wise to invest in you. It's now time for you to go big and strong so we can strike you down in the world series as promised. You will fulfill your end of the bargain as promised, yes?

>>150059726
that's an unfortunate reality. Even contending teams have stadiums full of casuals and people not interested in the game. But I don't buy it that nobody cares about the Rockies when all we hear from baseball players from Colorado is how much they love Coors Field despite the team being trash.

>>150059753
what the fuck is nu

>>150059753
Yes, my master.

>>150059726
>My brother goes to Metro State in Denver
he's guaranteed gay

>>150059746
I'm honestly a fan of whichever team feetposts in /mlb/ the most.

>>150059753
I have the high ground nigga, or something like that.

>>150059772
He's an idiot but has a girlfriend way out of his league. Idk how he pulled it off. That school is full of retards tho, it's all the kids who can't get into CU Boulder or Denver U

>>150058911
no one did it better. perfect anon

>>150059677
Yes! Regardless of the teeter tatter of this season. The White Sox are actually taking command of their destiny instead of letting it crumble before them. Is 50/50 on the future but next session the Sox should be looking into contention for the wild card spot. By 2027 they'll be good enough to have multiple people in the all star game at Wrigley Field. By 2028 the window is going to be open for three years before it shuts down for five years. With the Chicago fire moving to the 76. The central Chicago sports scene is going to florish tremendously. The White Sox might even partner up with a local broadcaster to show games OTA which will in turn increase revenue.

>>150059003
glad i don't play fantasy baseball anymore. this box would fill me with envy

>>150059726
>who don't give a fuck and leave by the 6th inning
we call those doyerpacos here

>>150059789
I always knew it as a gay school, same as Adams State

>>150059774
GO DADS!!!

What a wacky day of baseball.

>>150059853
the rebuild is successful!

Ngh~

>>150059853
If the division crumbles like the tigers are doing. It's going to get interesting in September.

>>150059902
Two more weeks

any video of the funny ohtani single today?

>Mets and stankees bullpen suck
>meanwhile our bullpen is lights out, didn't have to use Jason Adam, Morejon or Jeremiah Estrada.

It makes me appreciate the fact that we have AJ Preller talent scouting ability to choose gamers and not shitters like Bird or Doval, Bednar lmao

>>150059968
24
scoreless
innings

>>150059978
You lost to Astros and Bawston.

>>150059989
Babe, come to bed. We all have some naughty fun after the padres win! ;)

>>150059989
You lost to Astros and Bawston.

>>150059997
Only if the Padres win the world series :)

>>150060003
Only if the Padres win the world series :)

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

>>150060000
Astro are cool and Bawston gave us Pivetta, so we won friendship :)

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!-em!

I feel like the Los Angeles Dodgersissies are the World Cuckold favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking viagra pills!

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!-em!

Listen, Manfred wants something to drive in attention this year since the Dodgers Yankees WS didn't give him the buzz he hoped for(since the stankees sucked and Ohtani went 0-20 or whatever), so this year he's trying to find ways to generate buzz in a bigger way. The next two years will be sudden rises by teams that have never won a World Series or have had excessive droughts. This year we'll have Padres and Mariners so it's guaranteed we get a first ever win for a franchise, next year it's Angels vs Mets so we can get ONE Mike Trout WS before his injuries take him for good.

I feel like the Cubs are the World Series favorites and people aren’t even talking about it! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!-em!

>The first Angel game I missed all season
>They lose to the White Sox
I'm sorry bros, it was all my fault. I should have been there for my beloved halos.

>>150060014
Babe, don’t make tell you again. Come to bed. I’m even wearing that tiger printed speedo you like

I felt like the Cubs were the World Series favorites and people weren’t even talking about it! I felt like I was taking crazy pills!

>>150060051
>The next two years will be sudden rises by teams that have never won a World Series or have had excessive droughts
Yeah because the Rags-Dbacks series was such a blockbuster am I right?

>>150060008
pathetic. why are poodrepedos like this?

Angels ain’t it

Just saw
kek rags

What the fuck is this tomfoolery now, dare I be remiss of some insider joke?

>>150060079
wax your asshole dodgersissy :)

>>150060084
My Pepe nigga!
Feels good man

They think this is the Mariners doing... a miracle run out of Seattle. Behold! The full force of the NL.

>>150060079
You literally have the Harper NLCS homer saved on your computer

>>150060051
you're genuinely stupid if you think the Rockies won't be rewarded for Dick Monfort being the biggest champion of Manfred's salary cap

>>150060090
I am no man!

>>150060090
nu?

Me taking Nazhu poster deep.

>>150060066
The White Sox aren’t even that bad anymore. Definitely not a team you can just expect to sweep or win 2/3

>>150060084
Rent free

Give it to me!!!

>>150060066
Not your fault, sometimes the wind blows in a different direction whether we are present or not

>>150060097
Even if Manfred rigged every game in the Rockies' favor, they'd find a way to lose and miss the playoffs.

>>150060112
>41-69
>Not that bad

This boricua is ready to get down in the Bay Area!

the mariners will do what is necessary

>>150060078
Mariners and Padres are both much more popular teams than those two, especially when this year you have a lot of eyes on Cal Raleigh and his possible record breaking year.

>>150060129
Yes, not that bad. The results haven’t gone their way this year they’ve lost a lot of close games. They’re 9-4 so far in the second half and went .500 over July. They have a better run differential than the Angels

No one cares marinerjeet

>>150060138
Mariners I definitely see drawing eyes, not just because of Cal but the fact they've never made the WS. They'd be more or less the 2016 Cubs

>>150060084
Rags own ya kek

>>150060147
>They have a better run differential than the Angels
Yeah at -61, that's still not good.

>>150060129
consider this, last year they were the worst team by the biggest margin to a point that people watched their games in hope they'd break the all time loss record. Now they are actually 3 games away from being the 3rd worst. 5 away from being the 4th worst. Depending on the games that follow, they have an actual honest chance at having a better record than the Nats, Pirates, Braves, and Athletics. A smaller, but still possible chance of ending better than the Orioles, Twins, and Dbacks.

>>150060164
I never said they were good I said they’re not that bad, esp over the last two months. I was replying specifically to an Angels fan. A lot of people think they’re historically bad again when they’re just regular bad / mediocre

>>150060172
They've definitely improved but I wouldn't say they're "not that bad". They're still a bad team.

>bat speeds go up
>averages go down
>avg velocity goes up
>eras go up
it’s like fucking everything evolving backwards into a crab, why???

>>150060187
There’s a reason I posted that they’re “not that bad” but I’m not going to explain it because it’s rude

I want it

>>150060172
Wow the braves really suck this year kek

>>150060120
The irony of posting this when the rags have had little brother syndrome for a decade and can’t shut up about Houston.
>in 1st
anon…. I don’t know how to tell you this….

>>150060205
I don't care.

>>150060221
Braves juju ran out. Least they can rejoice that they at least won a world series during the juju magic. Teams like the Yankees, Mets, and Phillies have yet to win any with their current cast.

>>150060104
Haha.

my nolan ryan would bootyblast all these shit teams

>>150060090
Where is orc poster?

finna nu

>>150060187
Idk I would call .500 ball for two months “not bad” especially when their team looks quite a bit different than their opening day roster but I’m also not a pedantic faggot and I have a working brain

>>150060200
Bat speed going up doesn't necessarily mean more hits if guys are uppercutting to elevate the ball. Averages are going down because it's harder than ever to square up a ball and individual athleticism is very high. Also, increased emphasis on reaching base via walk. ERAs are going up because of the changes to grip substances, universal DH, and MLB changing the ball on-the-fly.

>>150060269
Yeah it looks like they had one truly bad month (April) where we went 5-21 and beyond that they’re just a mediocre team hovering around .500. They’re definitely not that bad

>>150060269
Playing .500 when you're 28 games under .500 isn't "not bad". It's an improvement over the complete dog shit they were last season, but it's not "not bad".

Gah

It's pretty crazy how Lindsay Lohan turned her life and career around and is hot again.

>>150060245
"Juju" I think they ran out of PrEP kek

>>150060325
>hot
lol
not into the bimbo plastic shit

>>150060200
>eras go up
starters throw fewer innings these days

>>150060344
More for me. I wish she'd go back to the red hair though

>>150060153
Mariners-Dodgers world series would be like the 2004 Red Sox. All of America would bandwagon Seattle. Except east coasties, who wouldn't watch.

>>150059810
When the Dodgers are in Denver it's literally 60-70% Dodger fans.

>>150060153
What is similar between the Mariners and 2016 Cubs? I know the Cubs had the big slump but I started watching baseball the first year after Covid. Mariners are my “team” although I’m more of just someone that watches random games that seem interesting

>>150060325
>7+ visible tattoos
>fake lips
>fake hair
>fake nose
>gallons of makeup
gonna be a pass from me dawg

Jeddie ooohh Jeddie!!!

OH MY SCIENCE HE PULLED A PANCAKE OUT OF HIS POCKET WTFFF LMAOOOOOOO

>>150060325
I know she struggled quite a bit I hope she’s doing better mentally

/nu/

>>150060420
>>150060420
>>150060420

/nu/

>>150060401
Just the novelty of it. The Cubs hadn't won a world series in over 100 years and hadn't played in one since WW2. Seattle's drought obviously isn't that long but it's 50 years in the league with no WS appearance.

>>150060416
She seems to be much happier now.

>>150060407
That's actually her natural hair color

>>150060422
I see, thanks.

>>150059001
Wtf ultra rare flag

>>150058472
might want to check those attendance records