Dead at 27

>>150058340 (OP)
Fuck the Yankees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mfw

'stros

CashGODS WYA????

>>150058340 (OP)
>Morrison: drugs
>Winehouse: drugs
>Joplin: drugs
>Hendrix: drugs
>Kurt Nirvana: shotgun
He fucked up.

i'm gonna rape you

>>150059175
If you actually read up on Kurt, he overdosed so many times. It just so happens he was the most popular man on earth so people like Courtney or his manager were always taking him to the hospital

beautiful

The Rox and Pirates game was the best game I've ever seen in my entire life

How come we don't see these kind of names in baseball?

>>150060384
Peff 'em!

Hard mode: no Hall of Famers

I can't believe the rockies won...

Stankeedoo 'em!

>yankees deadline acquisitions gave up 9 runs and lost the game
>trashcans deadline acquisitions went 1 for 8 and scored 0 runs
>my mariners deadline acquisitions went 2 for 8 and scored 2 runs winning the game
I guess we all know who won the trade deadline in the AL

>>150061016
Purely economic factors

>>150060394
Two teams with nothing to win or lose really put on something special.

>>150060384
I hate Passan so much. He's the perfect encapsulation of online dweebs that would rather cum over sabermetrics instead of sitting down and actually watching a game

watching mlb recap, what did mlb mean by this?

>>150066077
we'll remember this come September

>>150061016
Most good nicknames happened in baseball before 1950. Off the top of my head:

Goose Goslin of
Heinie Manush of
Orator Al Orth p
Charles "Chief" Bender p
Walter "Rabbit" Maranville ss
Swede Risberg ss
Walter "Big Train" Johnson p
Charlie "Piano Legs" Hickman p/of
Icebox Chamberlain p
Edward "The only" Nolan p/1b
Hooks Dauss p
Turkey Mike Donlin 3b
Pud Galvin p
Frenchy Bordagaray utility
Brickyard Kennedy p
Boileryard Clarke c
Bones Ely ss
Jerome "Dizzy" Dean p
Charles "Dazzy" Vance p

close OP, this died at 24

>>150069603
Kys faggot

>>150069616
too late UwU

haha yarr

The more the Yankees lose, the quicker we can justify the firing of Brian Cashman, and hire a new GM who knows how to win.

>>150059175
>Morrison: drugs
Nah, he became Rush Limbaugh.

Yankees.

>Dodgers lose. Poodres lose also

Which thread for Marinersposting?

>>150069678
I have here in my nicotine stained fingers..
*flaps paper in front of microphone*

PCA crashout

>>150061016
All the good ones were taken by the 1930s

Pete did it his way.

>>150058340 (OP)
I got banned from rDrama for saying I hate Nick kurtz

Shitty thread

what MLB team is most likely to get a dildo thrown onto its field?

I really hope we get Tyler Rogers back in free agency ;_;

Was Naylor really an upgrade over Tellez?

>>150071602
Barves

>>150058340 (OP)
CHEATERS

CHEATERS

CHEATERS

>>150071612
Yes!

This is the breb

>>150071628
Of course.

big and strong

>>150071628
qrd on this?

>>150071662
It's something he imagined to help feign mental illness

DMO HAS TO GO

Stankeedoos cheated?

>>150071662
yankees are cheaters

>choke away a 6 run lead
>get shutout the next game
stankees buck broken lmao

>>150071662
Stankeedoos cheated!

>>150071662
Fuck my ass!

>12 hits
>only 3 runs
Situational hitting is not our strong suit recently

>be rags
>sell the farm
>get swept
KEKINI

>>150071677
Hey ho!
Let's go!
Dylan Moore has got to go!

1 more out

STANKEES KWAB

>be stankeedoo
>cheat
>lose

>>150071700
what’s he eyein

DONT CARE. 27 RINGS

>The Marlins are 20-22 all-time against the Yankees

>>150071692
Lakers TRANIMAL?

>>150071712
latina boobas most likely

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150071662
I am a lipreader and I read the ump's lips as clear as day.
>you can't have a corked bat!
He said it incredulously as he seemed to bee taken aback by the audacity. Volpe played stupid. The ump ignored the rulebook and pretended it wasn't an egregious violation. He knows his marching orders.

>>150071712
you know

>>150071712

Don't care /mlb/ yanks will pick it up sooner or later and clinch the division.

>>150071628
I need a jomboy breakdown stat

Yankees should kill themselves. Pathetic performance after last night

CashGODS have all glock 17ed themselves :(

>>150071734
>tripfag turned off trip and forgot password
grim

watch mariners go into extra innings, because of course

Stankeedoo 'em!

death to all dodger mutt fans

I'm sure these guys are just satisfied being at MLB level, but these new twins guys really just are not quite ready yet

>>150071712
Bourbon drinking a juicebox

oops I accidentally changed the flag. I just wanna let everyone know that I shove bananas up my ass. Go Yankees!

>>150071750
Cole Young is gonna walk it off after one of these other guys gets a double.

>>150071761
kek

>>150060384
Passan is not wrong though, I mean the kid walks a fuckton, and has an eagle eye for balls and strikes.

Nimmo is also back!!
>Stankeedoo ‘em!

walklanco :)

>>150071733
I’d much rather you guys catch us than the fucking >rags desu

Detroit@Philly is a really good game for the oldcummers

>>150071778
Stankeedoo 'em!

So Jazz didn't get pulled out of the game after all. This Yankees team just has no respect for Boone. He might as well where a suit in the dugout.

LINDOOOOOOOR :)

UH OH STINKEES

time to stare out the window

sit the FUCK down cheater

>>150060384
"you're trying to think, and you are absolutely terrible at it."
It's generally not a good idea to get into a written argument against a professional writer.

Garver sucks ass.

>carlos correa gets an opportunity in a big moment in his return to pooston
>strikes out to end the inning
LOL

>>150071800
The Yankees have been like this every year under Boone. Obviously Hal doesn't give a shit, as long as they get their sellout and have a winning season.

There has to be an inside job to sabotage the Yankees. And /mlb/ is behind it due to their hatred of the Yankees.

>RISPstros
We’ve left 13 runners on base today. That’s horrendous

>Correass

Do the stankeedoo!

what is mlb hoping to accomplish having a game in the middle of a turnleft track?

>>150071732
big time fan

LINDOR

>>150071776
peff is wrong. walks are highly inflated in the minors especially the low minors because every pitcher now is a max effort throw fast fag with no control yet. so anyone with a decent eye has inflated OBP, usually crashes down to earth in AAA and the majors. back in the day you would never get promoted past single A if you couldn't consistently throw strikes, now as long ass you have high whiff% and other gay shit they still move you up. i don't care about minors hitters with "good eye" and not much else, it usually never carries over.

>rags are watching the trashtros lose
>trashtros are watching the rags get walked off
>2 retards fighting.jpg

>beck having a melt down
>throws ball to back stop allowing runner to score
>camera cuts to the bullpen
>nobody is warming up

Heh

>>150071825
>post monitors, this one.

27

>>150071840
most tickets all time

>extra slurpings

>>150071830
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150060384
why are so many baseball players chuds?

>>150071862
count me in!

>stay bitter, guy.
idc who’s right Passan is a fag

>>150071856
>muh rangz

Are the Mets for real?

go tiggies

>>150071628
>>150071662
Stankees cheat and STILL lose!

gg rags my m's ain't doing it today

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

MARWINS SHUTOUT

fucking mariners. if arozarena hadn't been trying for a grand slam and cal didn't stand there with the bat on his shoulder in the 7th this game would be over.

>>150071935
wtf is this real?

This might be the thing I miss most about Mets games T-T

jankees under .500 before the end of the month

Gold glove first baseman Pete Alonso

Bloop

Pete dived on it his way.

Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners... Mariners...

>>150071847
Passan is wrong for calling this a very nice centerpiece, but the other guy is literally pulling stuff out of his ass. Flores is in AAA and hitting okay for a C at 24. IDK about his defense, but the bat is nothing special, a vet could easily beat that for $5-7M a year, but this is the Pirates we're talking about

72 is 27 backwards which is the number Caballero wears for the Yankees who last night made an unbelievable performance at the right field.

>>150071980
And there it is

>Mets blow lead
>go to Cheesecake Factory with friends
>come back, Mets winning big

Thank you Cheesecake Factory

Brash has sucked for a month.

Pow Alonso pow!

>>150072011
what did you get?

Pete back to form too :)
>>150072011
What’d you order?

>>150072025
cheesecake

honestly the guards should be a little embarrassed that this game was as close as it was considering 90% of the twins roster right now is their AAA team

>>150071983
The issue isn't Flores. The issue is the Perez guy in single A, which Peff hit with an "excellent swing decisions" meme comment, which is what I and Minkewicicicicicz take issue with because its a single-A guy hitting .209 and Peff is sperging out about his eye which is fucking meaningless in single A if you can't actually hit even single A pitching at a decent clip. Peff is fucking retarded and Minky is right. I won't elaborate any further.

>>150072025
Fried Mac and Cheese balls, Steak Dianne and oreo cheesecake.

blowpen can't blow it if the other team's blowpen counterblows

>>150072011
>>150072011
How good is the cheesecake actually from Cheesecake Factory?

>>150072067
He who blows last blows worst.

>steak dinner from the cheesecake factory
do new yorkers really?

>>150072080
not him but pretty damn good

What do they do?

anybody else feeling a little randy?

Holy shit Randy

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYY

RAAAAAAAAANDY

>rags

>>150072058
Oops, I misread, thanks.

>>150072080

Good but not great. But it's cheesecake.

>>150072060
For me is the pasta da vinci
>>150072080
The peppermint bark cheesecake at Christmas time is so good

>>150072011
>>150072060
I love cheesecake factory. I used to get the fried mac and cheese all the time.
What I typically get is Chicken Bellagio, or Brioche Breakfast Sandwich or Fish Tacos.

RANDY "BIG BLAST" AROZARENA

rags win a single game in seattle challenge

Meme-iners meme-ing

>>150072097
They should have tanked the season from the get go for the #1 overall pick and get the next Skenes.

>JUNTOS Miami
Is that Cuban for Miami together?

Well shit
ggs Sox
Lot of missed opportunities today. Can’t get by with just homeruns especially with a tripleA guy on the mound. 15 men left on base is unacceptable. See yal tomorrow for a hopefully more positive experience.

>>150072109
Mariners have a golden trident? That's badass.

>be houston
>you know the rest

>blacked out from the speedway classic
damn they must want nobody to watch this

>>150072146
Yankees are over the tax threshold so the highest possible pick they could have even if they went 0-162 and won the lottery would be #11.

Platinum sombrero for Raleigh

>>150072162
That meme hasn't been relevant for 10 years.

scherzer looked darn good this afternoon

>>150072171
It's a fox broadcast tho

With the new Padres players, who will my Chihuahuas get from San Diego?
Also >rags

>>150072171
It's on FOX

>be houston
>cheat
>lose

>>150072171
Watch it on the Fox app or site

>>150072185
>>150072195
I don't have cable or an antenna.

>>150072175
Hopefully the next CBA removes that retarded clause so the Yankees would end up with the #1 overall pick.

Mr. 305

>>150072224
Zoomer problem.

>>150072224
>>150072222

how to get a groundskeeper job in mlb?

>>150072184
he did and Shane Bieber is pitching tomorrow for Buffalo. If Scherzer's rehab is any indication, Bieber should come back ready to throw at least 90 pitches. The question is who is getting bumped down from the rotation.

Curvelo should throw Geno a meatball so we can all watch the speedway classic.

>>150072251
You first gotta be Scottish or Irish.

>>150072260
Geno Smith?

>>150072251
you have to get drafted like any other guy

what streaming site doesn't constantly stutter and freeze and also has decent quality?

>having to watch a braves game with no Acuna

>>150072251
gotta put in the years in the minors (working under the table at a landscaping company with illegal immigrants.) if you show talent there the scouts will find you.

Any Philliesbros here? I see that former Mariner, Taijuan Walker, is on your team. Do you like him out of the pen or as a starter better? I always felt like he could be an awesome bullpen arm.

>>150072224
zoomer

Everything is right as it should be.
>inb4 mariners pass them too

>>150072097
Fire Boone. From a cannon to the Moon.

>>150072251
Looks like they'll hire anyone

FUCK

>>150072154
no it's reddit tier

OF COURSE LMAO

What's the point in firing Boone if Cashman is going to pick his replacement?

>>150072182
neither has that poster (to his father)

>>150072314
Cashman and Boone have jobs for life. Yankee fans just need to accept it.

what do groundskeepers do for work during the offseason

Pirates fans in shambles

>>150072224
now THIS is based

even if I did have an antenna, I wouldn't be able to pull a TV signal

>>150072246
>>150072288
There's no excuse. An MLB subscription should give you every nationally broadcast game included.

>>150072287
They hate him to the point that they were subtracting his starts from their loses against teams last season

>>150072324
they still gotta maintain the field, just less often.

>>150072320
staged

>>150072324
they are groundskeepers for winter leagues in Latin America and southern leagues

>>150072328
Both of them?

America can eat shit

papa johns on a pole match

durrrr

>>150072282
nevermind i found one

>>150072324
unironically they get jobs at golf courses in warm weather states

getting in one final jab before getting put down for good

My Jints :(
Cya tomorrow Mets bros

uh oh M's

gg rags this stupid fuck in the bullpen blows

>seattle slew

okay, surely no way the rags blow another lead right

gg mets

My Reds :')

Put it in the books! GG Jints.

Legumina is so damn bad. It's too bad Trent Thornton's leg exploded on Thursday.

METS WIN

it's marinover

I'm out.

>Mets back in first place

Thank you for Rogers Jints bros

Mariners are dead in the water now

>Ms
get the miracle grow NLbros we can fix this

>>150072418
based bahamas faggot

>>150072394
Legumina is gonna give up 3 or 4 runs and the bottom of the Mariners order is coming up, so I'm pretty sure they got it clinched. At least Houston lost

annual mariners collapse lmao

This Legumina fellow isn't very good

>>150072324
train in the caribbean

>>150072320
Why do nonwhites act like this

>>150072420
miss that mf like you wouldn't believe, reliable and durable as hell

Hope you all enjoy your boring games before the most attended game ever starts

>>150072455
It’s femoids in general anon

>>150072455
low trust society

the Speedway Classic!!!

>>150072455
>white women aren’t obsessed with social media and being the center of attention

>>150072438
I have no idea why Dan didn't go for Kowar or Ferguson.

>>150071231
Vasquez is kinda weird. He walks alot but he makes it up with this devil magic he always have of getting out bases loaded situation. He eats innings well, and gets bailed out by sheer luck and defense.

>>150072474
>first ever time they are doing this
>classic

Event cancelled guys, see ya tomorrow

>>150072474
The Speedway Classic(R) at Methadone Mile

hype killer

>rain delay already
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>150072508
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Brian Cashman

manfred seething at the weather

>>150072508
roofs

NGL the Reds hat with the racing flag brim goes hard.

I unironically thought the Bristol speedway was in Bristol, Connecticut until today. Wtf

>rain delay
nice sport you have there

>>150072455
Catty ones in the back were based and a necessity in today's society. If some is recording their baseball experience at length with me in the background I'd fuck with them too

just play the malcolm in the middle reruns or whatever FOX I don't want to hear these guys yap

>meme game ktfo by meme weather

>>150072508
>>150072515
It’s gonna start at 10PM at the latest though r-right?? we can still fit a whole game in haha…

yukyukyuk i'm dan wilson, i'm so clever pinch running and hitting everyone on my bench, yukyukyuk

>yankees get shut out but commit no errors
this is a win for them

The only way I'd give a shit about this game is if they had a race simultaneously>>150072575

>>150072508
why don't they get four helicopters to hold a tarp hundreds of feet above the field?

>speedway meme game rained out

do you believe in the mariners

>>150072583
Why are you still thinking about the Yankees

Only 2 runs down rainfags.....keep hope alive

>>150072570
>>150072552
>>150072532
>>150072515
This wouldn't happen in Sunny San Diego, why do you think Nascar is hosting next year at our naval base. All sporting events should be hosted at San Diego. From superbowl to Bayball.

>>150072594
and subway surfers on the jumbotron

>>150072483
He's been making questionable decisions all day. Taking out Canzone for Moore doesn't make much sense when Canzone can run just fine.

cmon garvah

let me guess, i cant watch the slurpway classic with my mlb.tv (((subscription)))

>>150072616
or you can just play in the rain >>150072556

>>150072622
We could absolutely recapture Gen Alpha with this shit

>>150072616
They should unironically play on an aircraft carrier like UNC and Michigan State did with basketball 15 or so years ago. would be hilarious

>>150072625
this one is all on him! there was no reason to put bean man in, or dmo, or miles.

>>150072556
there's no leeway for makeup games in football, if there was you would probably see delays/postponements

>not putting a roof on your racetrack

>>150072650
In the straight of Taiwan to capture the chinese audience

>>150072320
kek based thotslayers

>>150072636
How will they see the flying ball you retard

maybe its because I dont follow it but ive literally never heard of a nascar rain delay. what do they even do when that happens

>>150072667
>needing roofs to play

>>150072685
I think it happens all the time actually.

>>150072667
>dying from CO poisoning

BARVES vs. SHITBEDS gamethread

AT BRISTOL NASCARJEW RACETRACK

>>150072406

>>150072685
You can't drive in rain?

>>150072650
Theoretically possible

>>150072685
yeah it happens all the time obviously the track can't be wet or the cars will skid everywhere and people will die. which to be fair is metal as fuck and they should let that happen anyway id watch for that

>>150072698
>CO poisoning

Rockies aren't playing

>>150072549
>>150072667
a roof suddenly appeared over the racetrack, the day is saved!

>>150072716
still shorter poles than the polo grounds I think

>>150072714
nascar has pileups even without rain

Pete's gonna break the HR record his way.

This shit was such a stupid idea

They should put a roof over the baseball field that blocks the view from the stands even more

what's aaron boone drinking right now?

they should just have elly de la cruz footrace michael harris or whoever the fastest brave is on the track to determine the winner of the game. 500 laps.

>big papi doing weather reports
ffs FOX

now there is no baseball on wtf

>>150072739

HOW DID DODGERS LOSE

GRRRRRR

>>150072753
against the brewers

>>150072755
This is gonna be a yearly thing btw

>>150072778
Rays scored more runs

>>150072781
That would be based

>>150072782
just move the rays to Nashville

>>150072755
with manfred at the helm that's a given

manfred needs to set up a baseball game in a basketball arena
we could get basketball scores out of it

looks like most people left the racetrack already

Pretty good win, let's get the split tomorrow.

>>150072799
I thought the White Sox were supposed to be moving there

>>150072766
cum

>>150072782
at different places. brickyard classic next year in Indy

>>150072455
bruh, those are white women (according to US and EU census)

>>150072508
oh i am laffin

>Dodgers about to go on another loss streak since Teoscar Hernandez assaulted Rays mascot Raymond.

deserved for not having a fucking mascot doyerpacos lol

Damn this puts a damper of watching the Gloryholes play a game at Pimlico next year.

>his sport can't be played in the rain
ngmi

>not having your baseball game in outer space
Manfred is a cuck who thinks too small

>>150072848
probably baseball's biggest flaw imo

>>150072843
Justice for Raymond

THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY PRESEASON HANDEGG ON TO WATCH TO PASS THE TIME

>>150072320
Would all these hoes

>>150072853
>catcher takes a pitch to his helmet and instantly dies
kino

>>150072853
They need to do games in Mexico City again. That city has an elevation of like 8000ft and every hit felt like a home run.

>>150072880
>everyone was stabbed on the way out of the stadium

>Ken Rosenthal is shorter than Altuve
lmao

It's Saturday night, losers. You don't have to watch sports every night. Go out and meet a nice girl (or guy idc.) I'm about to hit the showers and get ready for the club. I suggest you do the same. You'll regret spending your best years watching TV and shitposting instead of meeting people.

>>150072899
ain't no way

Cubs fans are peak betacuck onions

>>150072880
I remember when the Mets played there in the mid 90s. Bernard Gilkey hit a homerun that would have been a popup to short at Shea

>>150072853
baseball on the moon would be unironically kino, could bunt for homeruns

>>150072320
Why did he do it bros

>>150072868
there's MLS on

>>150072904
>I watch sports in the other room to get away from the nice girl I live with

>>150072904
You're correct but I'm already 40 so it doesn't really matter for me anymore

>>150072935
40 is still young

>>150072904
>going to clubs on 2025

>>150072904
>the club
Is it 2013 again? Who unironically still does this

>>150072868
Go read a book.

>>150072904
but sir, I'm 45 and am babysitting my 2 grandkids so I can have more

>>150072944
Especially when you're 50.

the two biggest teams in the MLB both got BTFO by FL teams

>>150072983
>biggest
nah, just the most slurped

>>150072853
imagine the outfielders throwing the ball back home but suddenly flies the fuck out of the park and then collide with a satellite OR the ball just goes through a black hole and disappear forever

>>150072956
>>150072967
everyone? the bars and clubs in my mid-sized city are packed every weekend.

>>150072983
Total Republican red state rape

>>150072904
going to clubs is such a rip off and now they don't even let you walk outside and hang out (cops are everywhere in my city). You're honestly better off meeting people at local gatherings in hotels and pool parties.

>rain delay at Bristol
Would be hilarious if this got rained out and they made it up at a regular ballpark.

>>150072320
>why are these girls harshing my vibes :((((
>missing context: these girls watched this instagram thot mugging the camera and dolling herself up for 15 minutes straight and having them on camera the entire time instead of chatting with friends and watching the ballgame
at 0:05 you can see all the fucking pictures she was taking of herself in the timeline lmao

>>150072998
Backed with whom, gayboy?

>>150073005
Tomorrow.....drag races at Camden Yards

I went to a club on a Saturday night last year and not a single person under 30 was there .

>>150073026
every night is drag night at doyer stadium

>>150073019
bruh, it was staged so you'd have this reaction, it's rage bait

>>150073045
Do zoomers actually not go out?

>>150072998
>mid sized city
sir, if you have over a million, it's not "midsize"

>>150073075
zoomers think staying inside chatting counts as hanging out

>>150072998
>wait in line
>pay cover
>wait in line
>pay $15 for pisswater
>stand around not talking because its too loud
>wait in line
>stand in a puddle of piss to piss in the urinal
>the only girls dancing are hambeasts
>leave for the next club
>repeat
great times

>>150073055
KEKINI

>>150073078
City proper or metro?

>>150072998
I sleep in a big bed with my wife

>>150072904
cringe. i'd rather be fishing but it's hot as shit

>>150073103
>2025
>not affording a racecar bed

why hasnt the game started yet?

>>150073055
Time to rename the team the Los Angeles Draggers

>>150072868
I’m watching a VHS rip of a game from 1986 on youtube

>>150073116
rooflets got rained on

I don't know if I should wait out this rain delay or just go ahead and jerk off (but at the same time I'm really worried that excessive masturbation to the porn that I watch is causing me to hate myself and not get anywhere with women)

so what happens if the rain just doesnt stop at all tonight

>>150073142
>VHS
DVR*

No games until 7:00
zzzzz

>>150073149
>I'm really worried that excessive masturbation to the porn that I watch is causing me to hate myself and not get anywhere with women
I mean you can cope with that but the truth is that you're just weird and autistic

>>150073154
game is called and then manfred swallows a shotgun

>>150073142
*TiVo

>>150073149
here you go
https://bunkr.ws/f/FaAy5xzp3h3i2

>>150073154
The duke of Bristol keeps the gates locked until 9 innings are played. If they dont play they dont leave.

>>150073179
>white on white sex

Absolutely fucking revolting.

>delay every game so you can do your meme racecar baseball game
>rained out

>>150073055
Ol Kekini is at it again!!

>>150073179
Idk what this is but it wouldn't load for me

>>150073179
I'm in Louisiana and this is blocked

>>150073179
MODS MODS MODS

>>150073203
sex with Fuwawa

>>150073257
Raynkees fish mogs

>>150073179
don't open this, it's just an hour of Recker at the plate

sKKKKKKKKKKooble

alright i'll just go back to my gay porn. bye

>>150073315
He's so fucking ugly

Is he even white? What kind of name is Tariq Skubal?!

>>150073325
go braves!

>>150073179
black Twitter is right. they do look like uncooked chicken

>>150073194
>>150073242
>>150073251
>>150073253
>>150073285
>>150073336
https://bunkr.red/f/36VtBBbtypODz

>>150073325
Speaking of, it's annoying how hard it is to find a specific scene again once you didn't bookmark it specifically for gay porn since less people care. There was this one scene of some dude fucking another guy while his wife watched in a hotel room because he was being paid to do it and she liked watching them. Incredibly hot scene, could never find it again.

Why do Mexicans call white people flyovers?

>Rain at the race track

kek

>>150073369
This one is just a fancam of Recker on MLB Network

>>150073406
>t. flyover stationed in Germany

>>150073336
errmm, it's pronounced "blitter" sweety

>>150073369
Not clicking on that shit

>>150072904
Bar/club hookups are a meme. Also I don’t have friends to go with

>>150073406
That's one of the 5 English words they know, the others being "free food stamps"

is it normal for baseball games to start at 9pm local time?

>>150073487
During a rain delay

>>150073480
based

Did everyone leave already or do they have enough shelter for all those people

>el chikaner

>>150073480
Braves fans never beating the allegations

so those people are just sitting uncovered in the rain watching nothing happen right now? what a black eye for manfreds latest gimmick.

>>150073480
imagine the smell

>>150073472
That doesn't even make sense, you have to be legal to receive food stamps

>>150073480
zased

>>150073480
A real man would chug Busch

>>150073534
I went to the David wright retirement ceremony. About 15 minutes before the start it started raining pretty hard. I was chilling under the deck. But that stadium was packed since everyone got there early for the hour long ceremony. I didn’t see almost anybody seek shelter.

I’d imagine it’s the same here. What did they say, apparently tickets sold to cards connected to all 50 states and 4 continents or so.

Hoping for a 9pm start time since I’m just getting home lol

MAKE EM PLAY

Alcohol is bad for you

>>150073512
I like to imagine he’s actually just really stupid (like down syndrome tier) and just really wants to know what flyover means cause he doesn’t understand.

>>150073547
Nope, you just need to have an anchor baby and you become eligible for a lot of social programs including food stamps

>I fucking hate going to the grocery store on the first as I decide between the $10 chicken pack or $8 ground beef, while a tamale sized Mexican passes by with a cart full of chips and soda and two kids to her side

>>150073547
>doesn't know about WIC

>track too wet
>field too wet

>Kyle Busch

NASCAR fans SEETHING

rain rain go away come again some other day

>>150073480
FOX should comp his beers

Should all 30 Major League ballparks be required to have a roof?

>>150073625
Not anymore, he's washed now and doesn't dominate anymore. Fans actually like him now

>>150073672
One side desperately needs roofs because they're constantly rained out, and the other doesn't. I wont say who, but it should be obvious.

>>150073571
Terrible composition, editing looks poor, and the resolution is horrid. I'm not sure what you were going for here, but this is NOT a good photograph, and Ansel Adams would be ashamed. If you want to be a good photographer you need to do a lot of work.

>>150073672
No. Roofs should be banned and play should not be suspended unless its a natural disaster.

>>150073699
>posted it again award

Double header tomorrow on the race track?

>>150073699
roofs are for cucks but then again so is being a west coastie

any eta?

Dude afraid of the rain or what?

>>150073722
One is good. Two is better. DUBBA DUBA DOUBLE HEADER!

>>150073480
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

>KWABRICKYARD LMAO
should have put the game in california you fucking idiots

>even hosting a non-racing event a NASCAR facility gets rain
CURSED

>>150073699
t. Sanchez

>>150073717
>>150073745
>t. rained out

sand chez

send the players out and have them run around in circles for vortex theory

Here I made a map how the fuck do u like it

>>150073815
or something

I've been taking hot dick and piss in the bathroom for two hours and the game still hasn't started.

>>150073831
>'s

>>150073831
>Texas not full of illegals

>>150073745
west coast best coast living rent free in flyover and leastie minds ya love to see it

>>150073787
Pitchers can't keep their arm warmed up during a long delay. Trying to play now would just put them at risk for injury

>>150073831
Looks like are superiority has caused some controversy?

going to be funny when the "most viewed event" has a bunch of empty seats

>>150073831
This dude doesn't know shit about Texas, New Mexico and Arizona lmao

>>150073787
>>150073856
Pitchers are such pussies

>>150073856
Nolan Ryan never gave a shit about that, these new pitchers are all weak more like BITCHERS

>>150073831
Nice reverse troll, but you'd do well to keep your nose clean here.

>>150073866
>are superiority

KEK welcome to NASCAR, MLB fans


NASCAR could schedule a race in the Atacama desert, the driest place on the face of the planet, and it would fucking rain on race day

>>150073831
>VA
>not full of illegals
damn if only

*hums with power*

holy fuck what a disaster. 93,000 tickets sold and they get a 4 hour rain delay.

what a sad day for mlb. hell theyre even talking about postponing the game now on FOX.

Imagine being a fly on the wall of an illegal immigrant couple from Mexico as they breed. The smells, like refried beans and sweat, wafting through the dimly, warm-lit bedroom with wood paneling on the walls. The screams of children in Spanglish, beating each other with frying pans and throwing tortilla chips at each other's eyes.

Pablo plaps his precious princess Puebla's pussy, all night long. Mmmmm.

Go Stros btw!

>>150073886
Ooops. I'm driving rn. Please understand

>>150073906
paypigs deserve it. go to the ballpark like a regular person.

Reminder the NHL is thinking about hosting an outdoor game at Bristol

>>150073906
word at the stadium is the game is going to be called

>>150073928
the nhl has like 5 outdoor games a year now, starting to get fatigue

>>150073906
there are tens of thousands leaving the stadium. twitter has vids showing so many leaving its crazy…disaster for the league

>>150073831
Troll post

cucked by mother nature

>>150073906
just look how empty the stadium is on FOX right now

easily 50,000+ have gone home. MLB should cancel the game and just do it tomorrow at this point.

>>150073915
>posting on /sp/ while driving

>schedule a game in the fucking mountains of Appalachia during the summer in the south
>it rains


This has been a certified nascar moment

t. /turnleft/
t. /motor/sp/orts general

>>150073928
>>150073935
>>/hoc/
go back

Why does /mlb/ never complain about asians?

>>150073906
ian rappaport is reporting the game is likely to be postponed, pointing to increasing rain coverage through 10pm.

>Manfred punk'd by Harper, Dodgers/Yankees trade deadline, Ohtani cramps, and Mother Nature in the span of a week
Beautiful

Real ‘toid hours

>>150073961
I do. I think Ohtani is terrible for the game.

imagine leaving your goon cave, getting in your car, dealing with traffic, paying for parking, dealing with all the ferals on the way to the stadium, standing in line, getting your seats, just to have to drive home again. couldnt be me

>>150073906
if it cant start by 10pm FOX will ensure they postpone it. theres no shot FOX stops all their late night tv on Saturday for a 5 hour delay baseball game

>>150073970
Deal with it Pablo

>>150073961
Do you see asians blasting rap music and stealing? Do you see them illegally entering countries and having 10 anchor babies and being overweight?

>NASCAR day
>extreme racism over something as inoffensive as mountains
never beating the hick allegations

9:40ET first pitch

>>150073906
looks like at least 40,000 have gone home judging by how empty that stadium is

>>150073985
>being overweight
oh hehe whoopsie heh oh my

>>150073961
because most of /mlb/ wants to have sex with them

>>150073985
Yes they're called h1bs

>>150073987
theres no game happening so recreational racism takes precedent

>>150073985
A lot of them actually do come in illegally.

>>150072324
Grow weed.

>>150073981
There's nothing airing on fox at 10pm bro

>new start time
>9:48 PM

fuck man. what a sad day for baseball. most the crowd went home too. gonna be maybe 20k people in a 150,000 seat stadium.

get ready for YEARS of soccer fans posting crowd pics saying “hardcam section” and “baseballs dying”

>>150073849
I've never understood the Frylock Dale thing.

Holy shit, a media personality pronounced Appalachia correctly!

Gotta say, /mlb/ shitposting is really avant garde level posting, just genius levels of shitposting, puts /hoc/ to shame

manfred should put a ballgame in La Paz Bolivia. I wanna see how many hrs mlb players would hit there

>>150074006
>caring about divetards
fag

Anyone else having a hard time posting?

baseballs dying

>>150074008
How do you pronounce it?

ATTENTION /mlb/

BARVES VS. SHITBEDS BASEBALLRACE STARTING AT 9:48 E.T.

GAMERACE THREAD: >>150072406

>>150074008
apple ate cha … or something

>>150074019
Nobody wants to have a game in Mexico. Wtf

>>150074023
yeah captcha loading and posting taking a while

Will the Reds - Braves even start one day ?
It's getting very late here, 3am...
How you mutts didn't shoot the clouds like the chinks with their fireworks-like weather control things to make it rain BEFORE the fucking event ?

>>150074026
App uh latch uh

>>150074026
>>150074032
Apple Atcha. The latch is key.

The Big Apple

Do any of you guys play? I’ve been playing beer league softball for a few years but it doesn’t quite scratch the itch. Tomorrow I’m playing in a local old man wood bat league. It’ll be my first real baseball game since high school.

>Chicanos and kshitters in the same general
LMAO

>>150071598
>>150071598

>>150073810
my team has never been rained out, but nice try

>>150073852
>>150073810
sameposter btw
t. inspected

>>150073941
>t. hates the truth

>>150073987
>paco seethes
>WAAAA DONT MAKE FUN OF MY ILLEGAL MADRE!

Give how much harder it is to earn WAR as a pitcher, is Walter Johnson the GOAT?

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