Thread 150060598

Gold Coast smash Tiggs
Swans ahead of Bombers in meaningless match

Main Event - Collingwood vs Brisbane MCG - 7:30pm

>the pride game has sparked discussion about gay sex for an hour
this is exactly what they want

>>150060581
Umpire predominance and gay private school zoomer players with no personality

fred

brooksy mate you here?

>>150060607
What's your favourite type of gay sex?

Real new

>>150060609
>>150060609

will day is will done for the year

>>150060618
you snooze ya lose
fuck off idiot

indians and trains name a more iconic duo

>>150060618
>Made 2 minutes later
>Does nothing differently
Why is that supposed to be the real one? Should've been quicker, faggot.

>thread wars
shan't

>>150060616
I've only ever topped and didnt mind it but recoiled when he went to kiss me. That's not for me. And it killed the vibe

what the fuck is that didi ad

>>150060618
Fuck off

Are you ripper legends enjoying super saturday on fox?

>nooooooooooo use the thing i made
fuck off threadsperg

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150060631
It's offensively ugly but I'm sure that was their intention so you remember it. Though I don't even know what they sell. Is Didi an Uber knock off?

>>150060630
He tried to do a humilian ritual on you

>>150060639
>watched my dees heem the iggs into a wooden spoon
yep
at least i can forget about the last quarter incident

>>150060616
Lesbian facesitting.

you guys know you can have a prostate orgasm without having gay sex right

>>150060630
He tried to do a humiliation ritual on you

>>150060649
how?

>>150060639
I've got the volume down and listening to other things with headphones. I'll start paying attention around 7 when I decide what slop to get to watch with the real match.

>>150060661
there a toys specifically designed for it that can do the job better than another mans penis every could

>>150060666
sounds a bit gay

>A HUMAN baby raised alongside a chimpanzee "became more ape than human" before tragically killing himself later in life.
>Animal psychologists Winthrop Niles Kellogg and his wife Luella carried out a bizarre experiment in the 1930s as they raised a chimp named Gua and their son Donald as "brother and sister".
>However, the couple got more than they bargained for when it was actually their son Donald who ended up becoming more ape than man.
>The experiment had to be cancelled as reportedly the tot started to make noises like a chimp and began to become more aggressive, even biting people.
>He grunted and barked like his "sister" when he wanted more food and would mimic her behaviours.
>Donald also began to move on all fours like the chimp - and the two would even wrestle like two wild animals.
>Seeing what was happening to their son, the Kelloggs terminated the experiment - and Gua was sent away, dying of pneumonia just a year later aged 3.
>And while not much more is known about Donald, he later killed himself aged just 43 in 1973.

Some future for the "Hoks" in store.

My norfies will shock the world tomorrow

>Super Saturday
Super beltings? zzz

>>150060696
kek

Let's hear you plan to equalise the comp within three years, /alf/. Keep in mind you've got to include Tassie kicking off in 2028.

GAJ

>>150060728
>bottom sides like eagles and north stop doing stupid shit with their draft picks and use the proven method of drafting young talent to rise up the ladder

what are some weird/stupid habits your housemates have? (if you've got or ever had one)
the one i've got currently
>turns the toaster off at the power point (the other appliances he leaves on so i don't know the logic here)
>rams knives into the dishwasher cutlery basket so you've got to pull them out like king arthur when emptying it
>uses paper towel to scrape food scraps off of a plate into the bin (just use a dirty knife ffs)
>religiously asks "who's kicked the goals?" if he walks in on you watching a game of footy

>>150060728
Each team is required to cut x% of their salary cap at year's end.
x = reverse of their finished ladder position.

Finish 1st? Need to cut 18% of your salary cap.
Finish 18th? Need to cut 1% of your salary cap.

>>150060728
why should the comp be equal?

>>150060744
>turns the toaster off at the power point (the other appliances he leaves on so i don't know the logic here)
Saves power and reduces chance of accidentally a house fire/electrocution.

>>150060728
get rid of the draft
all sides have an academy and the process of making good players for your side starts when they are children

>>150060746
Thats dumb. How about removing the minimum payments for bottom teams? Seems stupid that a team on the bottom of the ladder has to pay the same salary to their dogshit list as the premiers and they're only allowed to roll that over for a few years max.
Would allow those bottom teams to more effectively build a war chest while they draft and build their kids to then go and attract some free agents with salaries that couldn't be matched by top 8 clubs.

>>150060746
suddenly everyone is a Cotton On model

SWEEEET CAROLINE

>>150060748
So we don't have ten rounds with half the teams getting thumped, you VPN cocksucker.

afl is ruining music
fucking port killed inxs for me

would love to humphreyly a vagina

>>150060728
>>150060735
FUCKING THIS
easy solution is you cant trade draft picks only players

>>150060754
>Would allow those bottom teams to more effectively build a war chest while they draft and build their kids to then go and attract some free agents with salaries that couldn't be matched by top 8 clubs.
Guess what they'll become while their cola payments are still available? You'd effectively lock in the boom/bust model. You're either going for the flag or spending the absolute minimum.

>>150060750
based iot toaster on standby mode haver

the thing is in reality the tigers have a worse list than the eagles
but they actually play with heart
you cant teach that

>>150060767
applied for your swedish flag filter yet mate

>>150060788
the tigers have much better senior players

fuck sake micks off the meds again

>>150060735
>>150060776
but i thought drafting reid was le bad??

>>150060794
imagine how good theyd be with graham and baker

>>150060788
>>150060794
Tigers kept some senior players for culture and showing the ropes. Sold everyone else off for draft picks and got some decent players.

North fucked off all their senior players and had a bunch of rudderless kids get belted each week, headfucking them for the future.

Iggs went all in on back to back flags and got destroyed by injuries. Their senior players have aged out and they went full retardo with draft picks.

>>150060728
delete norf hawks dogs and st kilda

>>150060776
No one ever gets traded then, or one side gets absolutely reamed.
In that scenario, players wanting to play elsewhere would renominate for the national draft / the AFL would get sued.

Players don't get paid anywhere near enough to uproot their lives across the country.

Tigers rely on Lunch Hopper and Taranto a fuckload and lol if you think any of them are there for 'kulcha'.

>>150060819
This but keep Hawks.

>>150060821
>Players don't get paid anywhere near enough to uproot their lives across the country.
This is why having 10 teams in one state represents such a massive inequity.

>>150060821
yeah hundreds of thousands isn't enough money. are you a fucking players association shill or some dropkick player manager mate? absolute cunt gibberish.

>>150060826
no delete the worthless cheating roach cunts

north dont have a first rounder this year lmao

*players don't get paid enough to not get sweetheart land deals and dodgy ambassador roles from the systemically corrupt viccoid shitheaps we just HAVE to have
ftfy

>>150060822
maybe but theres no way known the eagles should be losing by 10 goals to richmond at home
something is seriously broken

lads, someone posted and I don't care who because
>1.7

legit what the fuck else is a footy player going to do? learn wogball and fuck off to a romanian div 5 team? learn hockey and fuck off to russia? what fucking leverage do you think a bunch of dumb cunt private schoolboys with zero transferable skills have?

crazy how dwayne does research and knows stats like noah anderson has only missed 3 games since started whilst kelli underwood stuffs up players names
they probably get paid the same too

>>150060867
>learn wogball and fuck off to a romanian div 5 team?
as a lifelong răzeșii valea mărului fan, fuck up cunt

>>150060867
>zero transferable skills
Shitpost here of course

i'm going to be so annoyed if tonight's game ends up being shit

>>150060880
bane 40+ sorry

every 1.8s to be a richmond fan haha

rucks just blacked the ump kek

playing mario kart on 3ds

today we are all essendon fans

Genuinely love you blokes

VIC CHADS
>Jacinta makes WFH for 2 days a minimum (both public and private)
We're getting to 3 days and then 4 and then we'll all be NEETS once AI fills the gaps

>>150060896
Would help if the retard backed out after bouncing it instead of just blocking the run of Nankervis.

The sneer of cold command

based nank

>>150060903
>ruined legacy for a bag
hope it was worth it

Kek fuck Papley.

hope you guys have your tickets for the will ashcroft show tonight

>>150060932
who

>>150060941
you guys

>>150060941
the reigning norm smith medallist mate
(something nick daicos doesnt have)

>>150060909
I don't think his legacy was ruined. He's a two time premiership player and Brownlow medallist and he would've had a third of each had he not got injured in 2014 and had Cats not lost the 2020 grand final.
He was far and away the best player in the league for close to a decade.

>>150060969
he wasted his prime getting 50 touches in a plastic nothing side where no one watched him on the big stage

>>150060909
>a bag
wdym

>>150060867
Quite a few of them are tradies and have skills to fall back on.
>what fucking leverage do you think a bunch of dumb cunt private schoolboys with zero transferable skills have?
The threat of a court case concerning restraint of trade would make the AFL fold very, very quickly.

how exactly did essendon get so bad. impressive collapse

>>150061000
not sure. it was before my time

bored, lonely, naked and horny

>>150061000
Injuries

>>150061014
this but it isnt "bad luck"

the dreaded acl

>>150061000
They have around 16 injured players atm and their list was already middle of the table at best.

essendon will beat the suns when they play
just to troll everyone counting it as a free win

Does Gary Ablett Sr think all this bible bashing is going to save him from hell? he literally killed a young girl

>>150060909
Geelong could offer him about $600k/year. Gold Coast/AFL paid him like $2.5m/year.
No one would turn down that sort of offer so you can't really blame him. He is/was supporting his whole family financially so... yeah.
If he didn't do his shoulder in 2014 he would've led them to finals and completed one of the best seasons of all time.

His sister ended up killing herself while he was up in Gold Coast (he'd requested a trade back to Geelong to help her, Gold Coast forced him to stay there, she killed herself the following season after which Gold Coast let the trade go through) is probably the biggest regret.

>>150060979
Ask Karmichael Hunt.

Who would've thought taking Bont's 151 would be a bad move? I took the C off Grundy to take it and now I'll probably end up losing my main league. Would've been crazy passing up that score though.

What's for dinner, /alf/?

>>150060768
This desu

>>150061051
/afl/ isn't your main league?

supercoach is for retards

>>150061069
I never claimed to not be a retard.

Why is the middle of this shit ground complete slop?

The suns should wear the Mac Andrews knob kit full time

The cats would have won the 2020 GF if Ablett didn’t get injured. (Not that that grand final counts)

all the sydney fans are at mardi gras
look at how empty the scg is

>>150061078
>Brisbane wear red, gold and blue
>Gold coast: let’s wear the same colours as our cross-state rivals!!!
Genius

>>150061038
almost as bad as the pies last year. grim

>>150061077
>why is it wet during wet weather?

>>150060744
>screaming loudly and generally making strange noises
>loudly watching tiktok or talking over anything that I watch
>standing and staring silently at me when he walks in the door, with his tinny phone speaker blasting a genre of music I csn only describe as beingonholdcore
>leaving food out and uncovered
>making a fuckhuge mess on the stovetop by using way too much oil in way too shallow a pan
>not cleaning up said mess
>ever
>refusing to use any toilet other than the one in the bathroom with the shower, will ask you to stop having a shower so he can piss
>leaving doors open
>shoving his dinner in your face to show you what he cooked when it always looks bland

>>150061000
>>150061038
>>150061096
Essendon are what happens when a clean team plays professional sport.
They refuse to touch any tablets or injections since the whole peptide scandal a few years back so they're raw dogging it on bread and water which has resulted in half their squad being out injured.

>>150061077
careful last time groundsmen got criticised some resigned and the others sooked
though that could just be cause they were sydney poofters

isaac kako?
more like isuck cocko

>>150061095
its a ruse

Browny always sounds a little sombre when he talks about how his son isn't interested in footy but surely he could've gotten him interested in the game? His daughter loves footy. Maybe the missus didn't want him putting pressure on him or anything.

>>150061120
you live with blue plate sperg?

What kind of a fucking loser lives with a random person

again as i said with north and west coast
essendon do dumb shit with trades and free agency
dylan shiel is an absolute plodder yet he's probably one of their highest paid players

>>150061126
More like raw dogging each other. They just suck. On and off the field. Indictment on Sydney that this is still a contest.

>>150061131
Why's it always gotta be the missus' fault?

If I post my flynuys card and on here will you guys use it when you shop at Coles?

100mers?

>>150061131
ive seen a few clips of his son
got poofter written all over him

>>150061142
Cause I said so, faggot.

Thoughts on women with hairy armpits?

metres gained is such a bullshit stat

>>150061131
>Take an interest in footy
>Get forced to listen to Browny for hours every day
Would take up soccer as well desu.

>>150061165
Unattractive.

>>150061165
Yucky.

>>150061136
this desu

Đụ má

>>150061168
stat is relevant for players but irrelevant for teams

>>150061183
Watch your language

>>150061168
>bomb ball 50m
>turnover resulting in goal
LE EPIC METERES GAINED XD

Looks like Black Andrew decided to show up today.

nick 'clanger' daicos

>want dosn to win
>don't want to increase >our draft pick

>>150060909
based child poster who wasn't watching football a decade ago

heeming down over here lads

>>150061208
im not arguing that he was great at the suns
he is still the best player of the 20th century imo
but if he stayed a one club player he would have been legendary

tempted by gay thoughts

Dosn love a slow as fuck small forward.

>>150061191
Based Bailey Smith enjoyer.

>>150061219
Focus on tonight's game, Nick.

>>150061219
crisp pride game watcher

Your team is utter shit and you're on vacation, still posting here. What's wrong, champ?

>>150061242
oi fuck off i love the monkey poster
ill fight you if you have a go at him

Anderson and rowell are gonna get a combined 70 votes this year, god this sport and the brownlow especially is complete arsefuck

my team (adelaide) is winning the hip, champ

god its going be so funny to see nick daicos cucked in the brownlow again
>highest votes pre 2024
>still loses

whomst are you talking to

huh?

>>150061218
>he is still the best player of the 20th century imo

all cops are dog cunts

Now that shit is over I can go about my evening.

fuck there are some absolute shit cunts that have brownlows
not sure why you blokes love the medal so much

>>150061279
It's a job that definitely attracts a certain personality type.

Would you rather be mcguires son or hewitts son?

>>150061279
yeah if they didn't quit during memevid they are your enemy

>>150061292
rather be in hewitts daughter iykwim haha

>>150061279
So many fuckheads that weren’t good enough at footy to get drafted

>>150061279
Based and puseypilled

>>150061298
how would someone from sweeden know what covid was like in australia?

>>150061279
i've heard some good things about the dead ones

>Cruz Lleyton Hewitt
White people need to be culled

Dick Pusey is an Australian hero

>>150061279
Crisp

notice how all the police / adf ads are always about working a 'superior' job and not settling for being 'average'

>>150061305
>Daquan III
black people are no better lol

>>150061302
magic

>>150061292
Hewitt's son looks like he does ballet.

>>150061325
these are both aliens wearing human skin

Eddie McGuires wife tried to burn down their toorak mansion when she found out he was cheating on her

Swannies won

>>150061325
I don't watch channel 7. Is he as bad as I suspect he is?

Just fucked the misso

Leytons missus is hot as fuck tho

>>150061335
Roastie by name, roastie by nature.

absolutely steaming youse better stay out of my way tonight

>>150061337
he’s alright

I'd love to meet up with one of you boys and have sex

>>150061344
Certainly an upgrade on Kim Clijsters

>>150061336
KWAB

>>150061353
grim

>>150061344
Yeah she used to go alright

>>150061337
He’s kind of based

>>150061362
slam piggies like this give the best head

I’ve got an Indian mate (Australianised) that gets asked if he’s the uber eats driver every time he walks into a pub or restaurant

>>150061344
Who is the guy on the left? He looks somewhat familiar but can't place him at all.

>tfw you will never get baby trapped by a local soapie heartthrob actress
>your wife will never wear a sun dress
kill me now

>>150061372
trvke

Norwegian princess gf 2025

Abos look like THAT?!?!?

If you’re not with me then you’re my enemy

Rewatching Harry Potter lads

>>150061388
Only a sith deals in absolutes

>>150061375
That doesn't make sense, unless he's going to packed restaurants with staff at the front door, which is rarely the case for places partnered with uber/doordash

never watched or read harry potter. did go around in senior and posted up the last book spoilers all over the school when they got leaked on /b/ tho.

>>150061385
we could hire her to meet our aboriginal AND woman employment quota

Nick Daicos tonight

>>150061152
The lions will look after us tonight

>>150061344
>>150061379
To answer my own question - A Home and Away guy.
Totally forgot about the hot greek girl. Think she was also in Heartbreak High.

>>150061406
he's cute

>>150061385
>im not racist i have an abo gf

>>150061413
she was in the matrix

>>150061384
trvke

For me it was Rhiannon Fish in H&A

>>150061385
>Peerapper
Based R. Kelly enjoyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmhUrW5xgY

/afl/ is a Caitlin Stacey general

>>150061384
grim

mumberg used to watch shit like neighbours, bold and beautiful, kardashians and gogglebox

people are always taking advantage of me

For me it was flick scully, now she's also a based

>>150061428
monarchs have been living in an eternal humiliation ritual state ever since jews took over the European ruling class 250 or so years ago.

>>150061442
Based opposition to win (40+) when playing West coast

>>150061446
Is that holly valance? She is based af

>>150061446
So true

The kiss kiss video clip was one of my first sexual awakenings

>>150061446
For me it's Brooke Satchwell.

i'm not racist i just hate niggers, abbos, pajeets and jews

Do you reckon she gave him a gobby?

just put my favorite players (nick daicos) jersey on. and cracked a nice cold bud light

Can’t stop shivering

>>150061375
Normalise hostility towards Indians.

>>150061385
You could do a DNA test of this girl and she would be 0% indigenous. Alot of white people like to claim they have a lil spicy blood, like americans with native american princesses, but it's likely not true.

>>150061487
Crisp missos dog when she's more than 5 metres away from him (jack Russell)

>>150061487
can i warm your arse up?

>>150061487
Crisp daicos when he sees wilmot

>>150061492
DNA doesn't accurately reflect aboriginality.

have you ever, ever felt like this?

>>150061462
And this was my second sexual awakening
>>150061406
im not gay btw, go collingwood

>>150061385
what bluds hairline doing

seeing jen hawkins perfect arse in 2004 was my sexual awakening

>>150061480
Jews arent a race

>>150061475
proper taste, brooke and kym valentine

>>150061514
see i'm even less racist than i thought

>>150061514
then I'm not racist

looking jewy out there

>>150061514
They believe they are, and through DNA you can determine Jewish heritage. They are a racial group.

The religion is simply an ethnic survival strategy. The religion is a result of them being a distinct group. Not the other way around

>>150061446
>flick scully
She always seemed like a smarmy cunt on the show. Seems that was just her real character coming through.
Grim.

im jewish

>>150061549
Fuck off Harry your club sucks

>>150061532
an ethnoreligious group isn't a racial group mate. some jews can be grouped by DNA others share nothing in common with them.

>>150061532
It actually is entirely the other way around

>>150061532
No they're not you retard. Do you even understand the words you use?
Jews at most are an ethnic group

jews really have it out for that amalek character that is definitely not the current iteration of western civlisation haha

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

business idea: be a professional mens afl team and kick two goals for the entire match

any investors?

What the heck footys not on the telly?

A bit dewy on the ground lads

they're really talking this game up like the were the giants/dogs game. would be a shame if it was another drubbing.

Huddo's voice is gone, don't think he's gonna last

>>150061597
SHUT UP THE FOOTYS ON THE RADIO

HOW MUCH BETTER DO COLLINGWOOD LOOK IN THIS KIT

daicos just stole his free kick kek

I’m the coolest alf poster

wow he's so cool

brisbane look dogfuck, this will be a smashing

nick already at 3 disposals

Daicos is on fire

Schultz is pretty cute
never realised until now

>ANOTHER blowout
What a shit """"Super Saturday"""""

surely nick daicos wins the first of many brownlows this year. bont hasnt done much and rowell is fraudulent.

Any streams mates?

Nick Daicos

Will Ashcroft kick a goal?

its official: millenials have no rizz.

umps are helping the lions here
>one deliberate not paid
>and a bs push in back paid
almost lead to a goal

>>150061506
based Round the Twist enjoyer

>>150061643
He's very handsome. Looks like a Roman emperor.

what ever happened to the saturday nigh why are you here poster

>>150061678
he got a life

I’m a team player

Might absolutely wreck my arsehole at half time.

what do you mean when you say he got a life

that was horrible from josh

The goal umpire up Brisbane's end bought dog food from me once. Very stingy.

>>150061644
>ANOTHER blowout
shaquian in you mum again m8

IF Brisbane were wearing blue shorts tonight like Fitzroy...
THEN this would be the most aesthetic uniform contrast imaginable

two fluke goals

this thread and /nrl/ are both dead despite being two games of footy being played right now. kinda sad how far 4chan has fallen off.

IF Brisbane win tonight
THEN Crows finish top

Finally a game worth watching

IF Frampton is a spastic
THEN Dean is a mega spastic

Who's that midget in the lions forward line?

magak magak magak of fitzroy look out for that bridge!

Nick Daicos just kicked a goal
bloody brilliant he is

>>150061746
Very dark humour. Black comedy you might say.

If even Nick isn't getting that bald spot on his crown fixed, what hope is there for us?

>>150061765
he wants to rp as gaj in 2 seasons

if you are posting online on a saturday night chances are you are a virgin and will most likely always remain a virgin

DEAN YOU SPASTIC

#freekicklions

starting to work up a bit of anxiety about this

>>150061774
My Asian wife is literally to my left working on her PHD. She'll be working on my PHD later.

IF you be my bodyguard
THEN I can be your lost long pal

>>150061774
Good, I prefer being alone. No drama.

who would have thought that Frampton was the glue that held this Collingwood team together

Turning it off. Get fucked.

How to beat Collingwood:
Force cock in arse enjoyer to man up.

IF this match is shown on Ch7 or 7Mate in QLD
THEN this is Whateley's first TV call on free-to-air

>>150061806
Based getting ur Asian wife to do your maths homework

>>150061839
Under Sevo

>>150061837
i thought cock in arse enjoyers hated daicos though

>68-54 home against dosn
yikes sydney are trash
everyone talking about them having le big comeback next year is delusional
though the afl props them up so they'll never be bottom 4

this commentator on fox sounds a lil zesty

>>150061595
north got some investors with that plan

What are the long term effects of playing with your balls whilst watching the footy?
Any chance you would turn gay?

the jews don't want collingwood to win the flag

>>150061337
he's a nepo baby but i have to admit from what i've seen of him he's fine. there are definitely worse people in the media

DEAN NOT AGAIN

>>150061385
shit like this has made me consider faking my identity so many times
i know one guy who faked being 1/8th aboriginal or something for centrelink

>all year hugh mccluggage was the consensus no.1 pick
>at the eleventh hour essendon decides to pick a small shit half back flanker
Oh man, who could have predicted this

aw frick gotta get the clothes off the line

How many jamieson cans until kath starts to look remotely fuckable?

>>150061886
probably needs to be delisted, watched him for almost two seasons now with no improvement.

>free kick to hipwood in the first
>pendlebury takes the ball and just stands there for 10 seconds wasting time
time wasting 50s aren't paid anywhere near enough

>>150061806
>calling it a PHD and not PhD
lmaoing at nibbas who dont have their phd already

>go to 7plus
>picrel
the fuck

>>150061907
12

>>150061950
no footy on Saturday unless you're interstate and the local team is playing

may go to sleep

Didn’t Membrey kill himself the morning St Kilda played a final?

>game 420
dude weed lol lmao

collingwood are cooked once pendlebury and sidebottom retire

>>150061970
i thought he tried to or his gf stabbed him

>>150061977
and cox

>An around the corner into an around the corner goal
Aesthetic?

would mcstay be more highly regarded if he could play more than 3 games a year?

>>150061977
how so? those two grandpas are using up most of the teams wages.

>>150061950
i like how they play a similar game to the elderly into thinking they're watching the right game

My penis will penetrate a vagina tonight

>>150061950
getting real fox footy channel 2006 grand final vibes

that fake handball from daicos was elite

>>150061985
they're not reliant on him and playing him every game unlike the other boomers

>>150061992
if he could kick straight then yeh

Is Harris Andrews related to Titanic ship builder Thomas Andrews?

whateley gives me the ick

>>150061950
what year's that one

this dean guy is going to cost the pies the flag

Reckon this henry smith might be pretty good

>fall on the ground with a player near you
>OHHHHH NOOOO OUCH WAHHH MY HEAD ORRRGGGG ARRRRRRRR *gets up 2 seconds later absolutely fine*

I have a cousin named dean

le gooey

being able to kick a goal from 50 is elite

wtf female muslim collingwood fans
>>150062041
their fault for not recruiting any good key defenders (or playing them if they have them idk their list)

I’ve watched all games today & this was the only one worth watching

Imagine being named dean brogan

>>150062075
had 30 standard drinks last night, that's what /afl/ is costing me

Crisp goal assist

lmao brisbane are fucking worthless

>>150062106
jesus christ anon

>>150062116
was over 12-13 hours

>>150062103
I remember him, wierd head on that bloke

>>150062075
Played with my bumhole for the first time after reading about it on /afl/. So my dignity?

>>150062124
based inbred chin on him

ccameron is so washed

looks like we've got another good old fashioned scoring end at the g

>>150062120
you shouldn't do that it's very unhealthy

Any arse eaters in?

>>150062124
I miss this legend.

>>150062169
yeah m8 just making some nic daicos gay porn photoshops but gonna eat my mate's arse after

>>150062152
There's no such thing retard

how many times has this cunt posted about his own arse in the last 24 hours
must be nearing 100

hipwood is stealing a career as an afl player tbqh

Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Woo (Ooh, ooh)

Guess who's back, back again?
The Yank is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na)

THE YANK is back!

GO LIONS!!!

>>150062229
fuckig based

This country is a pile of shit

Damn, footy such a momentum game now. Lions midfield needs to fucking lift. Pathetic quarter from them.

>>150062206
surely they start dropping him soon now that this new kid is showing some signs
or just when allen goes there, plus morris is the best key forward they have atm

I can't wait for the football to be over so I get my weekend nights back

https://www.afl.com.au/video/1379522/ump-rocked-and-nearly-trampled-in-ruck-crossfire?videoId=1379522&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1754122189001

UMPIRE CONTACT! UMPIRE CONTACT!!!!

two real teams tonight, not the fraudelaide crows and dawks like last night lol

>Saturday night
why are you here

>>150062284
This but weekends and then it makes me realise i have nothing to do with my life

>>150062296
It was the hairball throat ump too, pushed into the contest kek

>>150062305
no family, no friends, suburban house, no life

>>150062206
He's been dogshit. The divide between his best and worst has always been huge but he's spent way too much of this season towards the worst. He's not getting dropped because Lions have other keys that can fill his role structurally but he'll want to pull his finger out next year because he'll get squeezed out with Allen there.

no lester no lions
simple as

>>150062284
>'Footy's finished now I can finally do something with my weekend'
>Remember I have no life
>Countdown until the footy starts again

>>150062332
He's extremely underrated but that quarter was all on the midfield for dropping off.

>>150062326
hes a lizardperson

The Magpies dominated field position in the second quarter, having 14 more inside 50s, although they struggled to fully capitalise, scoring from 32% of their entries, whereas Brisbane scored from 40%.

>>150062332
same can be said about Lord Frampton for the pies

>>150062353
As in a person that enjoys lizards or a half-man, half-lizard person?

>>150062169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ghnrVOGyM

england are choking in the cricket
looks like 2025 ashes are going to be nice and easy

>>150062352
Almost always is on the mids tbqh, most teams are shit at stopping fast unpressured breaks and Bane has been no exception for years.

>>150062426
>tfw super busy when it'll be in my city
farkkkk

time for another coffee

>>150062468
Crispington.

>>150062434
Tackels

Pies 31 v Lions 22

Marks

Pies 33 v. Lions 42

Disposal Efficiency

Pies 65.9 v Lions 68.7

faggot kayo waiting until 10 seconds before the fucking bounce to resume coverage

>>150062475
PLEASE

Wallabies are up, reckon they'll still shit the bed though

fanx for the heads up >>150062477

i hate garry lyons voice going cszshsh vgsshhh cksghghhvggg all the time

>>150062426
>looks like 2025 ashes are going to be nice and easy
It's being played in Australia - of course it's going to be easy. Ashes are only kino when it's played in England as they can't travel for shit.

>>150062511
Don't mind it, Gerard doesn't have a commentary voice thoughbeit

a toast, to /afl/

netball final has 1min left bros
the umps are ruining it though

That was a hell of a kick

>>150062529
>High cut swimsuit
>Shaved pubes
>Shapeless legs
>Sad breasts that look like a fat guy's manboobs
>Bottle Blonde
GRIM

fuck moore is a spastic idiot

Now that is a Super Saturday Goal

Gryffindor are full of nepobabies

is logan morris better than sam darcy?

>>150062548
don't get too excited
pies came back from 30 just before a simple one goal lead now is nothing

>>150062577
both of these spastic teams are

Is Darcy Moore cooked, lads?

>>150062577
but Malfoy is the quintessential nepo baby. His dad buys the entire quidditch team Nimbus 2000's and constantly gets him out of trouble

>>150062583
I sent jamming technology so there will be no remote controlled ball

Thoughts?

>>150062589
doing frampton and howes job all by himself tonight

what a low scoring snoozefest

>>150062614
looking good mate

>>150062600
he’s a based pvreblood so he gets a pass

i just realised pies don't even have two of their main defenders, kek lions must be really shit to not be smashing them right now.

>usual streams won't work
well fuck

the nepo babies vs the afl's babies

bit sick of these blind handballs behind the head, stop trying to do a Luka Doncic impression

>>150062614
i made my account in 2006 BUT i haven't logged in for like 10 years

I may get strung up by the rozzers, if so I’ll end it. Goodnight.

What should I have for brekkie anons, egg&cheese sandwich or egg&cheese grits?

>>150062655
whomst?

>>150062655
every kid these days is trying to do this shit, only one i've seen pull it off is murphy reid

>>150062697
every cunt seems to be doing it

>>150062686
Pop tart washed down with a capri sun kek

>>150060598 (OP)
Just thank fuck this game is at the G and not the fucking jukebox. The atmosphere is so much better for it.

come on me boyz

>>150062686
I don't know what a grit is.

L.Ashcroft is a bust

does he get pegged?

>Hawthorn
>Adelaide
>Melbourne
It's entirely possible that the Pies miss the finals.

>>150062712
No, goyslop in my house except M&M's with titanium dioxode. It's my one weakness. Though RFK jr. is gonna fix that.

I swear quaynor never looked that black

>>150062749
>smellbum
nah

>>150062745
fuck OFF with the shitty lineart arm tatts. SICK OF THEM.

>>150062749
they'll win all three

>>150062745
he has the faggiest tattoos i've seen and that's saying something

>>150062735
A cracked white cornmeal porriage made with milk.

>>150062771
They were leading by 46 last week and just had an 80+ point win this week. They're back.

nick daic-ACK

>>150062781
Yet he plaps that qtie every night. Perhaps we all need the chad energy to wear fag tattoos.

>>150062781
not the simpsons ones on libba?

>qt
idk about that mate

>Collingwood the working class capital of Victoria
>Now the second biggest faggot hub in Australia behind Fiztroy
What the fuck happend?

>>150062820
those are retarded but not gay

Unironically the best two teams in it

>>150062845
The Block tv programme.

Im from Melbourne and I have no idea where Collingwood even is

>>150062878
it's next to carlton

>>150062878
it's in melbourne

so unbelievably sick of this dropping the legs and drawing a high free kick shit

duck

come get your boy
>>150062761

there are too many darcies in this sport, please eliminate three

>>150062878
northeast or something idk

>>150062583
Told Ya.

>>150062904
i would hate it much less if the idiotic umps didn't always fucking reward it, one didn't pay it then the other did

>>150062786
how do you prepare the egg and cheese grits?

piesperg finna go on a rampage tonight

>>150062914
if they see someone get hit in the head they'll pay it
it's ironic because it actually incentivizes taking hits to the head

>>150062927
pies finna arserape bane in the last

>people actually thought collingwood will make finals
lol

>>150062745
Who doesn't these days?

>>150062928
>it's ironic because it actually incentivizes taking hits to the head
yeah exactly which is why the afl are so fucking stupid, if they actually cared about protecting the head (they don't) they would get rid of it from the game rather than rewarding the knee drops and headbutts

>>150062936
i didn't(at the start of the season)

>>150062914
>Idiodic umps
They apply the rules set by the AFL mate.

>pies could drop out of the top 4
HOWLING

>AFLW
I'm so ready for 0.7.7 - 1.3.9 scorelines at half time. Fuck yeah.

>>150062958
nah, they'll smash hawthorn

I think Melbourne is an interesting place, I’d love to know its full history of the footy teams and comps and how some teams got into the vfl and why

>>150062922
Simmer grits with milk in a sm. pot and in a small fry pan cook fried eggs top with chedder cheese till googy and melty. Top grits with egg&cheese bust yolk into grits stir and eat. Salt, black pepper, and hot sauce to taste. Garnish with parley.

>>150062878
Its really just 4 streets heading north off Victoria Pde, each one gayer than the next.

>No Bane player has kicked 6+ goals at the MCG since 2007 (Browny)
Blimey

can you cucktorians come pick up your spastic from our thread

>>150062965
reminds me i went to the wafl today, picrel not much better down there

>>150062976
Yum. I sometimes have polenta with caramelised onions, eggs and feta cheese. Sort of similar.

>>150062987
Holy fucking grim you just know those Soviet apartments are stacked with poos who don't give a dick about footy.

>>150062986
https://youtu.be/4YrK1Rq7AKk?si=vFu5j7TGIuWzbr5e

>>150062998
Looks soulful to me.

>>150062987
girls covered in dirt and mud would be so gross lol haha

>>150062987
you'd feel like someone was watching with binoculars and jacking off all the time

>>150062998
There were actually a handful of people out but the weather being that dogshit didn't help

We’ll kick the winning score

>>150062987
more people than at sydney's pride game today

>>150063006
Me too sar

>>150062987
looks grim
amateur afl should really be a summer game

>Both Darces in the pack
>Let Rayner get it
Yeah Moore's lost it

>>150063010
I know I would be if I lived in one of those

>>150062987
would be sovlful without those commieblocks

>>150063021
no

>>150062990
Yeah basically the same thing, well atleast the seppo versiob. I totally forgot polenta is the best way to describe grits to non Yanks. Well, that settles it grits over sammie.

>>150062958
>>150062966
Crows: 60 - Finish on 72
(W) West Coast
(W) Collingwood
(W) North Melbourne

Brisbane: 58 - Finish on 70
(W) Sydney
(W) Fremantle
(W) Hawthorn

Geelong: 52 - Finish on 68
(W) Port
(W) Essendon
(W) Sydney
(W) Richmond

Gold Coast: 52 - Finish on 68
(W) Carlton
(W) GWS Giants
(W) Port
(W) Essendon

Collingwood: 60 - Finish on 68
(W) Hawthorn
(L) Adelaide
(W) Melbourne

Geelong and Gold Coast are going to overtake Collingwood on percentage at the end. Collingwood will drop to 5th.

>>150063021
You would literally have deaths running around for 120 minutes in 40 degree weather while being slammed into dust and dead grass. It's hard enough playing club cricket (done both)

>>150063027
commieblocks = free housing for workers
those are $550,000 1br dog boxes for lefties

>>150063042
skill issue

>>150063042
Imagine getting slung face first into a patch of fucking bindis

really pushing this is a long time rivalry

bindi irwin>?

THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT

>>150063055
*bindi's

Bobby hill walk kinda zesty

BOBBY THE BOONG

>>150063068
That boy ain't right

>>150063067
Bindi's what?

i turned the game off then that happened
>>150063068
he's always been zesty

>>150063073
patch

Frak a bobby

>Fake an injury
>Hide behind the runner
>Take a speccie on an unsuspecting opposition
Cheats.

>raynor
Lucky cunt.

That whole team is pozzed

lmao, who was that pie spastic opening his arm to let it through

oh you have to be kidding me
i'm not a pie man but that is pathetic

no sweeter sound in footy tbqh

Houston is a plant

fuck off he dropped his shoulder

I'm very happy right now.

>>150063092
lgm

hlafway through a luscious 2019 shiraz

i work with a female cousin of logan morris and she is very hot and nice

Collingwood are just training really hard at the moment so they're all tired. Don't panic piefriends.

>>150063110
I wish I liked wine, enjoy mate

>>150063111
creep

>>150063110
crisp

>>150063115
When we don't have Dean in defence we're cool

leigh mattews always used to say "if there's more minutes than goals you're a chance"

>>150063111
NEED an upskirt pic right now

>>150063111
Lolwat, I know one of his female cousins too

>>150063122
have we ever won a game with him?

The VFL logo on the jumper is soul as fuck tbqh

>>150063126
i don't own any skirts sorry mate

>>150063111
>>150063128
I went to school with one of them

>>150063133
A lot of wives copping hands tonight

i hate how smug these fucking cunts are about it too
watson, lashcroft, bailey, soligo act all smug when they get the free because they know they're protected

>>150063132
>right next to the modern Fly sandnigger airlines sponsor

>>150063132
Prefer the lgbtq logo desu

it's markyiv

if he wasn't injured the trainer shouldn't be on the ground and it should be a free against

collingwood look dogshit

>>150063171
Trainers are allowed to give messages four times a quarter iirc

I will face my fears

>>150063150
Gotta try take the good with the bad in this globalism world mate

is daicos injured? haven't seen him this half

Leigh Matthew’s rule is out of play

every team plays their grand final against us
we have to work 2x as hard as everyone else throughout the h/a season

not going to watch the end of this shit, gonna obliterate my shithole with my new glass dildo

3/4 losses in the last month and the win was against richmond
collingwood are DONE

new

>>150049791

>>150063179
Oh that's why you barely see them now? I remember I used to see those little soldiers running around all the time in the 2000s.

>>150063205
thanks mate

>>150063196
how do you deal with all the poo?

>>150063196
crisp Darcy

>>150063196
based Jock 'loves the cock' McHale

Nick Daicos 1 disposal in the 4th. Matchwinner.

I’m gonna pop some tags

Usually the team with the most points at the end of the match, wins.

>>150063193
>>150063129
>>150063122
>>150063015
>we
>us
Which player are you?

>>150063212
have a shower beforehand and basically give myself an enema, i remember watching some time ago some onlyfans camwhore explaining how to clean out your arse only using shower water before doing anal play, i tried her method and it works well

>>150063196
UP THERE CAZALY!

I wish more than anything that I was socially adept

>>150063226
i'm a coach mate

>>150063226
As long as you're a member you have the right to say us in my opinion

>>150063226
The 19th member

>>150063237
same

>>150063226
yes we and us, smartarse.
i am a member.

>>150063235
so what you poo it out in the shower?

did de gooey get hurt (again)?

>>150063240
>>150063252
>member
You mean customer, its like saying you're a part of maccas because you buy from them

>>150063254
No, but Steven May

>>150063193
That is just how it is, when you're the best.

>>150063254
mixing it with warm water and it softens and goes down the drain, yeah, basically, if there's any to expel

>>150063259
The relationship between a club member and a football club is not the same as buying a 20 pack of nuggies from maccas lmao

Doughnut for after footy snack.

Thanks for taking him.

>>150063259
I'm a member and I get AGM voting rights. Do you get that when you buy a Big Mac at McDonald's?

Need to try the big arch before it goes

Not since 2014 has the Lions beat Pies ant MCG, This is the sweetest win thus far this season.

this premiership will go to geelong, adelaide or brisbane

>>150063303
Sovless

>>150063303
Pies aren't out of it but at least this will shut up those faggots that were insisting Lions cannot beat Pies.

>>150063303
>Adelaide vs Geelong Grand Final
>Tex and Dangerfield held on long enough to both be playing
KINO

collingwood deserve the premiership. it wouldn't be fair if anyone else won it

crows pies or cats
crows are finna in the final. if they meets either pies or cats they lose

>>150063341
Why?

>>150063280
does the club put out

>>150063343
So Brisbane who sit in 3rd and just won against Pies have no chance?

Would you guys go to space if given the chance

>>150063363
nah. too much effort

>>150063361
i reckon, just won it didn't they, not out for blood

>>150063349
don't bother, their entitlement isn't something explainable

>>150063193
Happens all the time. We planned to rest De Goey regardless of the situation so this was always a player management game, the outcome didn't matter in Craig's view

why do you guys like that sweet caroline jim beam ad so much?

>we
>we
>we

>>150063363
no, no interest really

>>150063363
>It costs $5000+ per kilogram to get into space
This tradie would cost a bit too much.

>>150063385
The tune reminds me of Church song.

>>150063390
French fags get out of the thread

>>150063390
Fuck off, faggot. Tribalism is a good thing.

cats are frauds. got easily bested by lions and giants and are just letting jez beat up minnows on their run home

SWEET CAROLINEEEEE

tired and sad

>>150063390
Lads, we just posted.

>>150063403
kek

/afl/ should have a song that we sing when we outpost /nrl/

>>150063280
>The relationship between a club member and a football club is not the same as buying a 20 pack of nuggies from maccas lmao
It literally is, you pay a yearly fee to be able to go to games and other services. You are a customer paying a service fee to a private business (football club)

Look at all the gaycos pies faggots mega seething itt
AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150063390
>sacrebleu

>>150063405
I reckon their easy run will fuck them up. By the time finals roll around it will have been almost 2 months since they've played a competitive team. That's shocking prep. They're a pretty seasoned and professional team but I still think the jump in intensity will be a shock to their system.

>>150063432
If you dont go to all the games its a fucking waste of money.
only demented idiots go to every single home game

>>150063447
yep, they're definitely losing in week 1 at the least. gonna hit them like a bullet

>>150063460
Getting guaranteed finals tickets it's a big perk. There's not really any other way to guarantee a seat at the grand final if you're an average pleb.

>wallabies game had 90 minute delay
tv sports bros we're winning tonight

>>150063383
>We planned to rest De Goey
>we planned
Are you the coach?

I will take all that they hand me down
And make out a smile though I wear a frown

>>150063405
Cats just straight didn't show up to those games. Their skills were diabolically shit. Normally they show up for 1-2 quarters and that's enough to win but something was off that night. Essentially, a one off (x2).

collingwood are dogfuck

>>150063432
>Give money to club
>Club uses money to grow and become more completive
>Get perks from club like preferential seating and merch
>Get voting rights

>Give money to McDonalds
>Goes to some Indian or Chinese owner
>Profits offshored to Shanghai/Mumbai

Hmm... Yes exactly the same