Gold Coast smash Tiggs
Swans ahead of Bombers in meaningless match
Main Event - Collingwood vs Brisbane MCG - 7:30pm
>the pride game has sparked discussion about gay sex for an hour
this is exactly what they want
>>150060581Umpire predominance and gay private school zoomer players with no personality
>>150060607What's your favourite type of gay sex?
will day is will done for the year
>>150060618you snooze ya lose
fuck off idiot
indians and trains name a more iconic duo
>>150060618>Made 2 minutes later>Does nothing differentlyWhy is that supposed to be the real one? Should've been quicker, faggot.
>>150060616I've only ever topped and didnt mind it but recoiled when he went to kiss me. That's not for me. And it killed the vibe
what the fuck is that didi ad
Are you ripper legends enjoying super saturday on fox?
>nooooooooooo use the thing i made
fuck off threadsperg
>>150060631It's offensively ugly but I'm sure that was their intention so you remember it. Though I don't even know what they sell. Is Didi an Uber knock off?
>>150060630He tried to do a humilian ritual on you
>>150060639>watched my dees heem the iggs into a wooden spoonyep
at least i can forget about the last quarter incident
>>150060616Lesbian facesitting.
you guys know you can have a prostate orgasm without having gay sex right
>>150060630He tried to do a humiliation ritual on you
>>150060639I've got the volume down and listening to other things with headphones. I'll start paying attention around 7 when I decide what slop to get to watch with the real match.
>>150060661there a toys specifically designed for it that can do the job better than another mans penis every could
>>150060666sounds a bit gay
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>A HUMAN baby raised alongside a chimpanzee "became more ape than human" before tragically killing himself later in life.
>Animal psychologists Winthrop Niles Kellogg and his wife Luella carried out a bizarre experiment in the 1930s as they raised a chimp named Gua and their son Donald as "brother and sister".
>However, the couple got more than they bargained for when it was actually their son Donald who ended up becoming more ape than man.
>The experiment had to be cancelled as reportedly the tot started to make noises like a chimp and began to become more aggressive, even biting people.
>He grunted and barked like his "sister" when he wanted more food and would mimic her behaviours.
>Donald also began to move on all fours like the chimp - and the two would even wrestle like two wild animals.
>Seeing what was happening to their son, the Kelloggs terminated the experiment - and Gua was sent away, dying of pneumonia just a year later aged 3.
>And while not much more is known about Donald, he later killed himself aged just 43 in 1973.
Some future for the "Hoks" in store.
My norfies will shock the world tomorrow
>Super Saturday
Super beltings? zzz
Let's hear you plan to equalise the comp within three years, /alf/. Keep in mind you've got to include Tassie kicking off in 2028.
>>150060728>bottom sides like eagles and north stop doing stupid shit with their draft picks and use the proven method of drafting young talent to rise up the ladder
what are some weird/stupid habits your housemates have? (if you've got or ever had one)
the one i've got currently
>turns the toaster off at the power point (the other appliances he leaves on so i don't know the logic here)
>rams knives into the dishwasher cutlery basket so you've got to pull them out like king arthur when emptying it
>uses paper towel to scrape food scraps off of a plate into the bin (just use a dirty knife ffs)
>religiously asks "who's kicked the goals?" if he walks in on you watching a game of footy
>>150060728Each team is required to cut x% of their salary cap at year's end.
x = reverse of their finished ladder position.
Finish 1st? Need to cut 18% of your salary cap.
Finish 18th? Need to cut 1% of your salary cap.
>>150060728why should the comp be equal?
>>150060744>turns the toaster off at the power point (the other appliances he leaves on so i don't know the logic here)Saves power and reduces chance of accidentally a house fire/electrocution.
>>150060728get rid of the draft
all sides have an academy and the process of making good players for your side starts when they are children
>>150060746Thats dumb. How about removing the minimum payments for bottom teams? Seems stupid that a team on the bottom of the ladder has to pay the same salary to their dogshit list as the premiers and they're only allowed to roll that over for a few years max.
Would allow those bottom teams to more effectively build a war chest while they draft and build their kids to then go and attract some free agents with salaries that couldn't be matched by top 8 clubs.
>>150060746suddenly everyone is a Cotton On model
>>150060748So we don't have ten rounds with half the teams getting thumped, you VPN cocksucker.
afl is ruining music
fucking port killed inxs for me
would love to humphreyly a vagina
>>150060728>>150060735FUCKING THIS
easy solution is you cant trade draft picks only players
>>150060754>Would allow those bottom teams to more effectively build a war chest while they draft and build their kids to then go and attract some free agents with salaries that couldn't be matched by top 8 clubs.Guess what they'll become while their cola payments are still available? You'd effectively lock in the boom/bust model. You're either going for the flag or spending the absolute minimum.
>>150060750based iot toaster on standby mode haver
the thing is in reality the tigers have a worse list than the eagles
but they actually play with heart
you cant teach that
>>150060767applied for your swedish flag filter yet mate
>>150060788the tigers have much better senior players
fuck sake micks off the meds again
>>150060735>>150060776but i thought drafting reid was le bad??
>>150060794imagine how good theyd be with graham and baker
>>150060788>>150060794Tigers kept some senior players for culture and showing the ropes. Sold everyone else off for draft picks and got some decent players.
North fucked off all their senior players and had a bunch of rudderless kids get belted each week, headfucking them for the future.
Iggs went all in on back to back flags and got destroyed by injuries. Their senior players have aged out and they went full retardo with draft picks.
>>150060728delete norf hawks dogs and st kilda
>>150060776No one ever gets traded then, or one side gets absolutely reamed.
In that scenario, players wanting to play elsewhere would renominate for the national draft / the AFL would get sued.
Players don't get paid anywhere near enough to uproot their lives across the country.
Tigers rely on Lunch Hopper and Taranto a fuckload and lol if you think any of them are there for 'kulcha'.
>>150060819This but keep Hawks.
>>150060821>Players don't get paid anywhere near enough to uproot their lives across the country.This is why having 10 teams in one state represents such a massive inequity.
>>150060821yeah hundreds of thousands isn't enough money. are you a fucking players association shill or some dropkick player manager mate? absolute cunt gibberish.
>>150060826no delete the worthless cheating roach cunts
north dont have a first rounder this year lmao
*players don't get paid enough to not get sweetheart land deals and dodgy ambassador roles from the systemically corrupt viccoid shitheaps we just HAVE to have
ftfy
>>150060822maybe but theres no way known the eagles should be losing by 10 goals to richmond at home
something is seriously broken
lads, someone posted and I don't care who because
>1.7
legit what the fuck else is a footy player going to do? learn wogball and fuck off to a romanian div 5 team? learn hockey and fuck off to russia? what fucking leverage do you think a bunch of dumb cunt private schoolboys with zero transferable skills have?
crazy how dwayne does research and knows stats like noah anderson has only missed 3 games since started whilst kelli underwood stuffs up players names
they probably get paid the same too
>>150060867>learn wogball and fuck off to a romanian div 5 team?as a lifelong rฤzeศii valea mฤrului fan, fuck up cunt
>>150060867>zero transferable skillsShitpost here of course
i'm going to be so annoyed if tonight's game ends up being shit
>>150060880bane 40+ sorry
every 1.8s to be a richmond fan haha
rucks just blacked the ump kek
playing mario kart on 3ds
today we are all essendon fans
Genuinely love you blokes
VIC CHADS
>Jacinta makes WFH for 2 days a minimum (both public and private)
We're getting to 3 days and then 4 and then we'll all be NEETS once AI fills the gaps
>>150060896Would help if the retard backed out after bouncing it instead of just blocking the run of Nankervis.
The sneer of cold command
>>150060903>ruined legacy for a baghope it was worth it
hope you guys have your tickets for the will ashcroft show tonight
>>150060941the reigning norm smith medallist mate
(something nick daicos doesnt have)
>>150060909I don't think his legacy was ruined. He's a two time premiership player and Brownlow medallist and he would've had a third of each had he not got injured in 2014 and had Cats not lost the 2020 grand final.
He was far and away the best player in the league for close to a decade.
>>150060969he wasted his prime getting 50 touches in a plastic nothing side where no one watched him on the big stage
>>150060867Quite a few of them are tradies and have skills to fall back on.
>what fucking leverage do you think a bunch of dumb cunt private schoolboys with zero transferable skills have?The threat of a court case concerning restraint of trade would make the AFL fold very, very quickly.
how exactly did essendon get so bad. impressive collapse
>>150061000not sure. it was before my time
bored, lonely, naked and horny
>>150061014this but it isnt "bad luck"
>>150061000They have around 16 injured players atm and their list was already middle of the table at best.
essendon will beat the suns when they play
just to troll everyone counting it as a free win
Does Gary Ablett Sr think all this bible bashing is going to save him from hell? he literally killed a young girl
>>150060909Geelong could offer him about $600k/year. Gold Coast/AFL paid him like $2.5m/year.
No one would turn down that sort of offer so you can't really blame him. He is/was supporting his whole family financially so... yeah.
If he didn't do his shoulder in 2014 he would've led them to finals and completed one of the best seasons of all time.
His sister ended up killing herself while he was up in Gold Coast (he'd requested a trade back to Geelong to help her, Gold Coast forced him to stay there, she killed herself the following season after which Gold Coast let the trade go through) is probably the biggest regret.
>>150060979Ask Karmichael Hunt.
Who would've thought taking Bont's 151 would be a bad move? I took the C off Grundy to take it and now I'll probably end up losing my main league. Would've been crazy passing up that score though.
What's for dinner, /alf/?
>>150061051/afl/ isn't your main league?
supercoach is for retards
>>150061069I never claimed to not be a retard.
Why is the middle of this shit ground complete slop?
The suns should wear the Mac Andrews knob kit full time
The cats would have won the 2020 GF if Ablett didnโt get injured. (Not that that grand final counts)
all the sydney fans are at mardi gras
look at how empty the scg is
>>150061078>Brisbane wear red, gold and blue >Gold coast: letโs wear the same colours as our cross-state rivals!!!Genius
>>150061038almost as bad as the pies last year. grim
>>150061077>why is it wet during wet weather?
>>why is it wet during wet weather?
>>150060744>screaming loudly and generally making strange noises>loudly watching tiktok or talking over anything that I watch>standing and staring silently at me when he walks in the door, with his tinny phone speaker blasting a genre of music I csn only describe as beingonholdcore>leaving food out and uncovered>making a fuckhuge mess on the stovetop by using way too much oil in way too shallow a pan>not cleaning up said mess>ever>refusing to use any toilet other than the one in the bathroom with the shower, will ask you to stop having a shower so he can piss>leaving doors open>shoving his dinner in your face to show you what he cooked when it always looks bland
>>150061000>>150061038>>150061096Essendon are what happens when a clean team plays professional sport.
They refuse to touch any tablets or injections since the whole peptide scandal a few years back so they're raw dogging it on bread and water which has resulted in half their squad being out injured.
>>150061077careful last time groundsmen got criticised some resigned and the others sooked
though that could just be cause they were sydney poofters
isaac kako?
more like isuck cocko
Browny always sounds a little sombre when he talks about how his son isn't interested in footy but surely he could've gotten him interested in the game? His daughter loves footy. Maybe the missus didn't want him putting pressure on him or anything.
>>150061120you live with blue plate sperg?
What kind of a fucking loser lives with a random person
again as i said with north and west coast
essendon do dumb shit with trades and free agency
dylan shiel is an absolute plodder yet he's probably one of their highest paid players
>>150061126More like raw dogging each other. They just suck. On and off the field. Indictment on Sydney that this is still a contest.
>>150061131Why's it always gotta be the missus' fault?
If I post my flynuys card and on here will you guys use it when you shop at Coles?
>>150061131ive seen a few clips of his son
got poofter written all over him
freud
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>>150061142Cause I said so, faggot.
Thoughts on women with hairy armpits?
metres gained is such a bullshit stat
>>150061131>Take an interest in footy>Get forced to listen to Browny for hours every dayWould take up soccer as well desu.
>>150061168stat is relevant for players but irrelevant for teams
>>150061183Watch your language
>>150061168>bomb ball 50m>turnover resulting in goalLE EPIC METERES GAINED XD
Looks like Black Andrew decided to show up today.
>want dosn to win
>don't want to increase >our draft pick
>>150060909based child poster who wasn't watching football a decade ago
heeming down over here lads
>>150061208im not arguing that he was great at the suns
he is still the best player of the 20th century imo
but if he stayed a one club player he would have been legendary
Dosn love a slow as fuck small forward.
>>150061191Based Bailey Smith enjoyer.
>>150061219Focus on tonight's game, Nick.
>>150061219crisp pride game watcher
Your team is utter shit and you're on vacation, still posting here. What's wrong, champ?
>>150061242oi fuck off i love the monkey poster
ill fight you if you have a go at him
Anderson and rowell are gonna get a combined 70 votes this year, god this sport and the brownlow especially is complete arsefuck
my team (adelaide) is winning the hip, champ
god its going be so funny to see nick daicos cucked in the brownlow again
>highest votes pre 2024
>still loses
whomst are you talking to
>>150061218>he is still the best player of the 20th century imo
Now that shit is over I can go about my evening.
fuck there are some absolute shit cunts that have brownlows
not sure why you blokes love the medal so much
>>150061279It's a job that definitely attracts a certain personality type.
Would you rather be mcguires son or hewitts son?
>>150061279yeah if they didn't quit during memevid they are your enemy
>>150061292rather be in hewitts daughter iykwim haha
>>150061279So many fuckheads that werenโt good enough at footy to get drafted
>>150061279Based and puseypilled
>>150061298how would someone from sweeden know what covid was like in australia?
>>150061279i've heard some good things about the dead ones
>Cruz Lleyton Hewitt
White people need to be culled
Dick Pusey is an Australian hero
notice how all the police / adf ads are always about working a 'superior' job and not settling for being 'average'
>>150061305>Daquan IIIblack people are no better lol
>>150061292Hewitt's son looks like he does ballet.
>>150061325these are both aliens wearing human skin
Eddie McGuires wife tried to burn down their toorak mansion when she found out he was cheating on her
>>150061325I don't watch channel 7. Is he as bad as I suspect he is?
Leytons missus is hot as fuck tho
>>150061335Roastie by name, roastie by nature.
absolutely steaming youse better stay out of my way tonight
>>150061337heโs alright
I'd love to meet up with one of you boys and have sex
>>150061344Certainly an upgrade on Kim Clijsters
>>150061344Yeah she used to go alright
>>150061337Heโs kind of based
>>150061362slam piggies like this give the best head
Iโve got an Indian mate (Australianised) that gets asked if heโs the uber eats driver every time he walks into a pub or restaurant
lhf
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>>150061344Who is the guy on the left? He looks somewhat familiar but can't place him at all.
>tfw you will never get baby trapped by a local soapie heartthrob actress>your wife will never wear a sun dresskill me now
Norwegian princess gf 2025
If youโre not with me then youโre my enemy
Rewatching Harry Potter lads
>>150061388Only a sith deals in absolutes
>>150061375That doesn't make sense, unless he's going to packed restaurants with staff at the front door, which is rarely the case for places partnered with uber/doordash
never watched or read harry potter. did go around in senior and posted up the last book spoilers all over the school when they got leaked on /b/ tho.
>>150061385we could hire her to meet our aboriginal AND woman employment quota
>>150061152The lions will look after us tonight
haw
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>>150061344>>150061379To answer my own question - A Home and Away guy.
Totally forgot about the hot greek girl. Think she was also in Heartbreak High.
>>150061385>im not racist i have an abo gf
>>150061413she was in the matrix
For me it was Rhiannon Fish in H&A
>>150061385>PeerapperBased R. Kelly enjoyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmhUrW5xgY
/afl/ is a Caitlin Stacey general
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mumberg used to watch shit like neighbours, bold and beautiful, kardashians and gogglebox
people are always taking advantage of me
For me it was flick scully, now she's also a based
https://youtu.be/FUsPAOkBMkE?si=vy2WYdCh6wBXsXlt
>>150061428monarchs have been living in an eternal humiliation ritual state ever since jews took over the European ruling class 250 or so years ago.
>>150061442Based opposition to win (40+) when playing West coast
>>150061446Is that holly valance? She is based af
>>150061446So true
The kiss kiss video clip was one of my first sexual awakenings
>>150061446For me it's Brooke Satchwell.
i'm not racist i just hate niggers, abbos, pajeets and jews
Do you reckon she gave him a gobby?
just put my favorite players (nick daicos) jersey on. and cracked a nice cold bud light
>>150061375Normalise hostility towards Indians.
>>150061385You could do a DNA test of this girl and she would be 0% indigenous. Alot of white people like to claim they have a lil spicy blood, like americans with native american princesses, but it's likely not true.
>>150061487Crisp missos dog when she's more than 5 metres away from him (jack Russell)
21562
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>>150061487can i warm your arse up?
>>150061487Crisp daicos when he sees wilmot
>>150061492DNA doesn't accurately reflect aboriginality.
have you ever, ever felt like this?
>>150061462And this was my second sexual awakening
>>150061406im not gay btw, go collingwood
>>150061385what bluds hairline doing
seeing jen hawkins perfect arse in 2004 was my sexual awakening
>>150061480Jews arent a race
>>150061475proper taste, brooke and kym valentine
>>150061514see i'm even less racist than i thought
>>150061514then I'm not racist
>>150061514They believe they are, and through DNA you can determine Jewish heritage. They are a racial group.
The religion is simply an ethnic survival strategy. The religion is a result of them being a distinct group. Not the other way around
>>150061446>flick scullyShe always seemed like a smarmy cunt on the show. Seems that was just her real character coming through.
Grim.
>>150061549Fuck off Harry your club sucks
>>150061532an ethnoreligious group isn't a racial group mate. some jews can be grouped by DNA others share nothing in common with them.
>>150061532It actually is entirely the other way around
>>150061532No they're not you retard. Do you even understand the words you use?
Jews at most are an ethnic group
jews really have it out for that amalek character that is definitely not the current iteration of western civlisation haha
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
business idea: be a professional mens afl team and kick two goals for the entire match
any investors?
What the heck footys not on the telly?
A bit dewy on the ground lads
they're really talking this game up like the were the giants/dogs game. would be a shame if it was another drubbing.
Huddo's voice is gone, don't think he's gonna last
>>150061597SHUT UP THE FOOTYS ON THE RADIO
HOW MUCH BETTER DO COLLINGWOOD LOOK IN THIS KIT
daicos just stole his free kick kek
Iโm the coolest alf poster
brisbane look dogfuck, this will be a smashing
nick already at 3 disposals
Schultz is pretty cute
never realised until now
>ANOTHER blowout
What a shit """"Super Saturday"""""
surely nick daicos wins the first of many brownlows this year. bont hasnt done much and rowell is fraudulent.
Will Ashcroft kick a goal?
its official: millenials have no rizz.
umps are helping the lions here
>one deliberate not paid
>and a bs push in back paid
almost lead to a goal
>>150061506based Round the Twist enjoyer
>>150061643He's very handsome. Looks like a Roman emperor.
what ever happened to the saturday nigh why are you here poster
Might absolutely wreck my arsehole at half time.
what do you mean when you say he got a life
that was horrible from josh
The goal umpire up Brisbane's end bought dog food from me once. Very stingy.
>>150061644>ANOTHER blowoutshaquian in you mum again m8
IF Brisbane were wearing blue shorts tonight like Fitzroy...
THEN this would be the most aesthetic uniform contrast imaginable
this thread and /nrl/ are both dead despite being two games of footy being played right now. kinda sad how far 4chan has fallen off.
IF Brisbane win tonight
THEN Crows finish top
Finally a game worth watching
IF Frampton is a spastic
THEN Dean is a mega spastic
>trip on daicos casually ignored by the umps
Who's that midget in the lions forward line?
magak magak magak of fitzroy look out for that bridge!
Nick Daicos just kicked a goal
bloody brilliant he is
>>150061746Very dark humour. Black comedy you might say.
If even Nick isn't getting that bald spot on his crown fixed, what hope is there for us?
>>150061765he wants to rp as gaj in 2 seasons
if you are posting online on a saturday night chances are you are a virgin and will most likely always remain a virgin
starting to work up a bit of anxiety about this
>>150061774My Asian wife is literally to my left working on her PHD. She'll be working on my PHD later.
IF you be my bodyguard
THEN I can be your lost long pal
>>150061774Good, I prefer being alone. No drama.
who would have thought that Frampton was the glue that held this Collingwood team together
Turning it off. Get fucked.
How to beat Collingwood:
Force cock in arse enjoyer to man up.
IF this match is shown on Ch7 or 7Mate in QLD
THEN this is Whateley's first TV call on free-to-air
>>150061806Based getting ur Asian wife to do your maths homework
>>150061837i thought cock in arse enjoyers hated daicos though
>68-54 home against dosn
yikes sydney are trash
everyone talking about them having le big comeback next year is delusional
though the afl props them up so they'll never be bottom 4
this commentator on fox sounds a lil zesty
>>150061595north got some investors with that plan
What are the long term effects of playing with your balls whilst watching the footy?
Any chance you would turn gay?
the jews don't want collingwood to win the flag
>>150061337he's a nepo baby but i have to admit from what i've seen of him he's fine. there are definitely worse people in the media
>>150061385shit like this has made me consider faking my identity so many times
i know one guy who faked being 1/8th aboriginal or something for centrelink
>all year hugh mccluggage was the consensus no.1 pick
>at the eleventh hour essendon decides to pick a small shit half back flanker
Oh man, who could have predicted this
aw frick gotta get the clothes off the line
How many jamieson cans until kath starts to look remotely fuckable?
>>150061886probably needs to be delisted, watched him for almost two seasons now with no improvement.
>free kick to hipwood in the first
>pendlebury takes the ball and just stands there for 10 seconds wasting time
time wasting 50s aren't paid anywhere near enough
>>150061806>calling it a PHD and not PhDlmaoing at nibbas who dont have their phd already
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>go to 7plus
>picrel
the fuck
>>150061950no footy on Saturday unless you're interstate and the local team is playing
Didnโt Membrey kill himself the morning St Kilda played a final?
>game 420
dude weed lol lmao
collingwood are cooked once pendlebury and sidebottom retire
>>150061970i thought he tried to or his gf stabbed him
>An around the corner into an around the corner goal
Aesthetic?
would mcstay be more highly regarded if he could play more than 3 games a year?
>>150061977how so? those two grandpas are using up most of the teams wages.
>>150061950i like how they play a similar game to the elderly into thinking they're watching the right game
My penis will penetrate a vagina tonight
>>150061950getting real fox footy channel 2006 grand final vibes
that fake handball from daicos was elite
>>150061985they're not reliant on him and playing him every game unlike the other boomers
>>150061992if he could kick straight then yeh
Is Harris Andrews related to Titanic ship builder Thomas Andrews?
whateley gives me the ick
>>150061950what year's that one
this dean guy is going to cost the pies the flag
Reckon this henry smith might be pretty good
>fall on the ground with a player near you
>OHHHHH NOOOO OUCH WAHHH MY HEAD ORRRGGGG ARRRRRRRR *gets up 2 seconds later absolutely fine*
I have a cousin named dean
being able to kick a goal from 50 is elite
wtf female muslim collingwood fans
>>150062041their fault for not recruiting any good key defenders (or playing them if they have them idk their list)
Iโve watched all games today & this was the only one worth watching
Imagine being named dean brogan
>>150062075had 30 standard drinks last night, that's what /afl/ is costing me
lmao brisbane are fucking worthless
>>150062106jesus christ anon
>>150062116was over 12-13 hours
>>150062103I remember him, wierd head on that bloke
>>150062075Played with my bumhole for the first time after reading about it on /afl/. So my dignity?
>>150062124based inbred chin on him
looks like we've got another good old fashioned scoring end at the g
>>150062120you shouldn't do that it's very unhealthy
>>150062124I miss this legend.
>>150062169yeah m8 just making some nic daicos gay porn photoshops but gonna eat my mate's arse after
>>150062152There's no such thing retard
how many times has this cunt posted about his own arse in the last 24 hours
must be nearing 100
hipwood is stealing a career as an afl player tbqh
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Woo (Ooh, ooh)
Guess who's back, back again?
The Yank is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na)
THE YANK is back!
GO LIONS!!!
This country is a pile of shit
Damn, footy such a momentum game now. Lions midfield needs to fucking lift. Pathetic quarter from them.
>>150062206surely they start dropping him soon now that this new kid is showing some signs
or just when allen goes there, plus morris is the best key forward they have atm
I can't wait for the football to be over so I get my weekend nights back
https://www.afl.com.au/video/1379522/ump-rocked-and-nearly-trampled-in-ruck-crossfire?videoId=1379522&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1754122189001
UMPIRE CONTACT! UMPIRE CONTACT!!!!
two real teams tonight, not the fraudelaide crows and dawks like last night lol
>Saturday night
why are you here
>>150062284This but weekends and then it makes me realise i have nothing to do with my life
>>150062296It was the hairball throat ump too, pushed into the contest kek
>>150062305no family, no friends, suburban house, no life
>>150062206He's been dogshit. The divide between his best and worst has always been huge but he's spent way too much of this season towards the worst. He's not getting dropped because Lions have other keys that can fill his role structurally but he'll want to pull his finger out next year because he'll get squeezed out with Allen there.
no lester no lions
simple as
>>150062284>'Footy's finished now I can finally do something with my weekend'>Remember I have no life>Countdown until the footy starts again
>>150062332He's extremely underrated but that quarter was all on the midfield for dropping off.
>>150062326hes a lizardperson
The Magpies dominated field position in the second quarter, having 14 more inside 50s, although they struggled to fully capitalise, scoring from 32% of their entries, whereas Brisbane scored from 40%.
>>150062332same can be said about Lord Frampton for the pies
>>150062353As in a person that enjoys lizards or a half-man, half-lizard person?
>>150062169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ghnrVOGyM
england are choking in the cricket
looks like 2025 ashes are going to be nice and easy
>>150062352Almost always is on the mids tbqh, most teams are shit at stopping fast unpressured breaks and Bane has been no exception for years.
>>150062426>tfw super busy when it'll be in my cityfarkkkk
>>150062434Tackels
Pies 31 v Lions 22
Marks
Pies 33 v. Lions 42
Disposal Efficiency
Pies 65.9 v Lions 68.7
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faggot kayo waiting until 10 seconds before the fucking bounce to resume coverage
Wallabies are up, reckon they'll still shit the bed though
fanx for the heads up
>>150062477
i hate garry lyons voice going cszshsh vgsshhh cksghghhvggg all the time
>>150062426>looks like 2025 ashes are going to be nice and easyIt's being played in Australia - of course it's going to be easy. Ashes are only kino when it's played in England as they can't travel for shit.
>>150062511Don't mind it, Gerard doesn't have a commentary voice thoughbeit
netball final has 1min left bros
the umps are ruining it though
That was a hell of a kick
>>150062529>High cut swimsuit>Shaved pubes>Shapeless legs>Sad breasts that look like a fat guy's manboobs>Bottle BlondeGRIM
fuck moore is a spastic idiot
Now that is a Super Saturday Goal
Gryffindor are full of nepobabies
is logan morris better than sam darcy?
>>150062548don't get too excited
pies came back from 30 just before a simple one goal lead now is nothing
>>150062577both of these spastic teams are
Is Darcy Moore cooked, lads?
>>150062577but Malfoy is the quintessential nepo baby. His dad buys the entire quidditch team Nimbus 2000's and constantly gets him out of trouble
>>150062583I sent jamming technology so there will be no remote controlled ball
Crisp
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Thoughts?
>>150062589doing frampton and howes job all by himself tonight
what a low scoring snoozefest
>>150062614looking good mate
>>150062600 heโs a based pvreblood so he gets a pass
i just realised pies don't even have two of their main defenders, kek lions must be really shit to not be smashing them right now.
>usual streams won't work
well fuck
the nepo babies vs the afl's babies
bit sick of these blind handballs behind the head, stop trying to do a Luka Doncic impression
>>150062614i made my account in 2006 BUT i haven't logged in for like 10 years
I may get strung up by the rozzers, if so Iโll end it. Goodnight.
What should I have for brekkie anons, egg&cheese sandwich or egg&cheese grits?
>>150062655every kid these days is trying to do this shit, only one i've seen pull it off is murphy reid
>>150062697every cunt seems to be doing it
>>150062686Pop tart washed down with a capri sun kek
>>150060598 (OP)Just thank fuck this game is at the G and not the fucking jukebox. The atmosphere is so much better for it.
>>150062686I don't know what a grit is.
>Hawthorn
>Adelaide
>Melbourne
It's entirely possible that the Pies miss the finals.
>>150062712No, goyslop in my house except M&M's with titanium dioxode. It's my one weakness. Though RFK jr. is gonna fix that.
I swear quaynor never looked that black
>>150062745fuck OFF with the shitty lineart arm tatts. SICK OF THEM.
>>150062749they'll win all three
>>150062745he has the faggiest tattoos i've seen and that's saying something
>>150062735A cracked white cornmeal porriage made with milk.
>>150062771They were leading by 46 last week and just had an 80+ point win this week. They're back.
>>150062781Yet he plaps that qtie every night. Perhaps we all need the chad energy to wear fag tattoos.
>>150062781not the simpsons ones on libba?
>Collingwood the working class capital of Victoria
>Now the second biggest faggot hub in Australia behind Fiztroy
What the fuck happend?
>>150062820those are retarded but not gay
Unironically the best two teams in it
>>150062845The Block tv programme.
Im from Melbourne and I have no idea where Collingwood even is
>>150062878it's next to carlton
>>150062878it's in melbourne
so unbelievably sick of this dropping the legs and drawing a high free kick shit
come get your boy
>>150062761
there are too many darcies in this sport, please eliminate three
>>150062878northeast or something idk
>>150062904i would hate it much less if the idiotic umps didn't always fucking reward it, one didn't pay it then the other did
>>150062786how do you prepare the egg and cheese grits?
piesperg finna go on a rampage tonight
>>150062914if they see someone get hit in the head they'll pay it
it's ironic because it actually incentivizes taking hits to the head
>>150062927pies finna arserape bane in the last
>people actually thought collingwood will make finals
lol
>>150062745Who doesn't these days?
>>150062928>it's ironic because it actually incentivizes taking hits to the headyeah exactly which is why the afl are so fucking stupid, if they actually cared about protecting the head (they don't) they would get rid of it from the game rather than rewarding the knee drops and headbutts
>>150062936i didn't(at the start of the season)
>>150062914>Idiodic umpsThey apply the rules set by the AFL mate.
>pies could drop out of the top 4
HOWLING
>AFLW
I'm so ready for 0.7.7 - 1.3.9 scorelines at half time. Fuck yeah.
>>150062958nah, they'll smash hawthorn
I think Melbourne is an interesting place, Iโd love to know its full history of the footy teams and comps and how some teams got into the vfl and why
>>150062922Simmer grits with milk in a sm. pot and in a small fry pan cook fried eggs top with chedder cheese till googy and melty. Top grits with egg&cheese bust yolk into grits stir and eat. Salt, black pepper, and hot sauce to taste. Garnish with parley.
>>150062878Its really just 4 streets heading north off Victoria Pde, each one gayer than the next.
>No Bane player has kicked 6+ goals at the MCG since 2007 (Browny)
Blimey
can you cucktorians come pick up your spastic from our thread
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>>150062965reminds me i went to the wafl today, picrel not much better down there
>>150062976Yum. I sometimes have polenta with caramelised onions, eggs and feta cheese. Sort of similar.
>>150062987Holy fucking grim you just know those Soviet apartments are stacked with poos who don't give a dick about footy.
>>150062986https://youtu.be/4YrK1Rq7AKk?si=vFu5j7TGIuWzbr5e
>>150062998Looks soulful to me.
>>150062987girls covered in dirt and mud would be so gross lol haha
>>150062987you'd feel like someone was watching with binoculars and jacking off all the time
>>150062998There were actually a handful of people out but the weather being that dogshit didn't help
Weโll kick the winning score
>>150062987more people than at sydney's pride game today
>>150062987looks grim
amateur afl should really be a summer game
>Both Darces in the pack
>Let Rayner get it
Yeah Moore's lost it
>>150063010I know I would be if I lived in one of those
>>150062987would be sovlful without those commieblocks
>>150062990Yeah basically the same thing, well atleast the seppo versiob. I totally forgot polenta is the best way to describe grits to non Yanks. Well, that settles it grits over sammie.
>>150062958>>150062966Crows: 60 - Finish on 72
(W) West Coast
(W) Collingwood
(W) North Melbourne
Brisbane: 58 - Finish on 70
(W) Sydney
(W) Fremantle
(W) Hawthorn
Geelong: 52 - Finish on 68
(W) Port
(W) Essendon
(W) Sydney
(W) Richmond
Gold Coast: 52 - Finish on 68
(W) Carlton
(W) GWS Giants
(W) Port
(W) Essendon
Collingwood: 60 - Finish on 68
(W) Hawthorn
(L) Adelaide
(W) Melbourne
Geelong and Gold Coast are going to overtake Collingwood on percentage at the end. Collingwood will drop to 5th.
>>150063021You would literally have deaths running around for 120 minutes in 40 degree weather while being slammed into dust and dead grass. It's hard enough playing club cricket (done both)
>>150063027commieblocks = free housing for workers
those are $550,000 1br dog boxes for lefties
>>150063042Imagine getting slung face first into a patch of fucking bindis
really pushing this is a long time rivalry
Bobby hill walk kinda zesty
>>150063068That boy ain't right
i turned the game off then that happened
>>150063068he's always been zesty
>Fake an injury
>Hide behind the runner
>Take a speccie on an unsuspecting opposition
Cheats.
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That whole team is pozzed
lmao, who was that pie spastic opening his arm to let it through
oh you have to be kidding me
i'm not a pie man but that is pathetic
no sweeter sound in footy tbqh
fuck off he dropped his shoulder
I'm very happy right now.
hlafway through a luscious 2019 shiraz
i work with a female cousin of logan morris and she is very hot and nice
Collingwood are just training really hard at the moment so they're all tired. Don't panic piefriends.
>>150063110I wish I liked wine, enjoy mate
>>150063115When we don't have Dean in defence we're cool
leigh mattews always used to say "if there's more minutes than goals you're a chance"
>>150063111NEED an upskirt pic right now
>>150063111Lolwat, I know one of his female cousins too
>>150063122have we ever won a game with him?
The VFL logo on the jumper is soul as fuck tbqh
>>150063126i don't own any skirts sorry mate
>>150063111>>150063128I went to school with one of them
>>150063133A lot of wives copping hands tonight
i hate how smug these fucking cunts are about it too
watson, lashcroft, bailey, soligo act all smug when they get the free because they know they're protected
>>150063132>right next to the modern Fly sandnigger airlines sponsor
>>150063132Prefer the lgbtq logo desu
if he wasn't injured the trainer shouldn't be on the ground and it should be a free against
>>150063171Trainers are allowed to give messages four times a quarter iirc
>>150063150Gotta try take the good with the bad in this globalism world mate
is daicos injured? haven't seen him this half
Leigh Matthewโs rule is out of play
every team plays their grand final against us
we have to work 2x as hard as everyone else throughout the h/a season
not going to watch the end of this shit, gonna obliterate my shithole with my new glass dildo
3/4 losses in the last month and the win was against richmond
collingwood are DONE
>>150063179Oh that's why you barely see them now? I remember I used to see those little soldiers running around all the time in the 2000s.
>>150063196how do you deal with all the poo?
>>150063196based Jock 'loves the cock' McHale
Nick Daicos 1 disposal in the 4th. Matchwinner.
Iโm gonna pop some tags
Usually the team with the most points at the end of the match, wins.
>>150063212have a shower beforehand and basically give myself an enema, i remember watching some time ago some onlyfans camwhore explaining how to clean out your arse only using shower water before doing anal play, i tried her method and it works well
>>150063196UP THERE CAZALY!
I wish more than anything that I was socially adept
>>150063226i'm a coach mate
>>150063226As long as you're a member you have the right to say us in my opinion
>>150063226The 19th member
>>150063226yes we and us, smartarse.
i am a member.
>>150063235so what you poo it out in the shower?
did de gooey get hurt (again)?
>>150063240>>150063252>memberYou mean customer, its like saying you're a part of maccas because you buy from them
>>150063254No, but Steven May
>>150063193That is just how it is, when you're the best.
>>150063254mixing it with warm water and it softens and goes down the drain, yeah, basically, if there's any to expel
>>150063259The relationship between a club member and a football club is not the same as buying a 20 pack of nuggies from maccas lmao
Doughnut for after footy snack.
>>150063259I'm a member and I get AGM voting rights. Do you get that when you buy a Big Mac at McDonald's?
Need to try the big arch before it goes
Not since 2014 has the Lions beat Pies ant MCG, This is the sweetest win thus far this season.
this premiership will go to geelong, adelaide or brisbane
>>150063303Pies aren't out of it but at least this will shut up those faggots that were insisting Lions cannot beat Pies.
>>150063303>Adelaide vs Geelong Grand Final>Tex and Dangerfield held on long enough to both be playingKINO
collingwood deserve the premiership. it wouldn't be fair if anyone else won it
crows pies or cats
crows are finna in the final. if they meets either pies or cats they lose
>>150063280does the club put out
>>150063343So Brisbane who sit in 3rd and just won against Pies have no chance?
Would you guys go to space if given the chance
>>150063363nah. too much effort
>>150063361i reckon, just won it didn't they, not out for blood
>>150063349don't bother, their entitlement isn't something explainable
>>150063193Happens all the time. We planned to rest De Goey regardless of the situation so this was always a player management game, the outcome didn't matter in Craig's view
why do you guys like that sweet caroline jim beam ad so much?
>>150063363no, no interest really
>>150063363>It costs $5000+ per kilogram to get into spaceThis tradie would cost a bit too much.
>>150063385The tune reminds me of Church song.
>>150063390French fags get out of the thread
>>150063390Fuck off, faggot. Tribalism is a good thing.
cats are frauds. got easily bested by lions and giants and are just letting jez beat up minnows on their run home
>>150063390Lads, we just posted.
/afl/ should have a song that we sing when we outpost /nrl/
>>150063280>The relationship between a club member and a football club is not the same as buying a 20 pack of nuggies from maccas lmaoIt literally is, you pay a yearly fee to be able to go to games and other services. You are a customer paying a service fee to a private business (football club)
Look at all the gaycos pies faggots mega seething itt
AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150063405I reckon their easy run will fuck them up. By the time finals roll around it will have been almost 2 months since they've played a competitive team. That's shocking prep. They're a pretty seasoned and professional team but I still think the jump in intensity will be a shock to their system.
>>150063432If you dont go to all the games its a fucking waste of money.
only demented idiots go to every single home game
>>150063447yep, they're definitely losing in week 1 at the least. gonna hit them like a bullet
>>150063460Getting guaranteed finals tickets it's a big perk. There's not really any other way to guarantee a seat at the grand final if you're an average pleb.
>wallabies game had 90 minute delay
tv sports bros we're winning tonight
>>150063383>We planned to rest De Goey>we plannedAre you the coach?
I will take all that they hand me down
And make out a smile though I wear a frown
>>150063405Cats just straight didn't show up to those games. Their skills were diabolically shit. Normally they show up for 1-2 quarters and that's enough to win but something was off that night. Essentially, a one off (x2).
>>150063432>Give money to club>Club uses money to grow and become more completive >Get perks from club like preferential seating and merch>Get voting rights >Give money to McDonalds >Goes to some Indian or Chinese owner>Profits offshored to Shanghai/MumbaiHmm... Yes exactly the same
>Stocks plummeted last night
>5 minutes later crypto plummeted
Hey we can use the delay to our advantage
>>150063468I dont live is fagtoria, and if I did I'd would get on the mcc list since its superior
also reserved finals seating is a meme because its still a lottery even flor members
>>150063432I am a member of a member owned club. It is not what you described.
>>150063432Customers don't get to vote out the board, I've voted out the board of MY club.
>>150063501>and if I did I'd would get on the mcc list since its superiorif your dad didn't get you on it you'd be dead before qualifying lmao, mcc is a massive scam compared to club memberships. only demented fucktards go to games their team isn't playing in.
>>150063341those gay parasite worms seem to have completely mind broken you
If getting a gun was easy in this country then our suicide rate would increase, yes Iโm projecting
>>150063501>I dont live is fagtoria, and if I did I'd would get on the mcc list since its superiorHow old are you? The waiting list is huge. Provisional memberships this year have been offered to people that have been on the list since 2009. You'd be better off putting your kids on there because if you sign up today it'll take you around two decades to get membership. And you'll still need to line up early to get a ticket.
>also reserved finals seating is a meme because its still a lottery even flor membersJust being there is good. I've gone to two and got decent seats each time but now I'd be completely fine with cheat seats.
>>150063497More Trump stuff happen?
when nick daicos was called holding the ball i squealed with delight and started humping my pillow
>40% of Pies' scores come through Nick Daicos
That is insane. I know he's hard to shut out but seriously every time needs to find a run with player that can shut him down.
i'm a mcmember (bought a mcsmart meal)
Would you guys attempt gunshot?
>>150063530>only demented fucktards go to gamesmfw connected
>got free tickets to lions prelim games last 3 years including in kino seatsprobably would. I just choose to live in a better place thats not a gay lefty shithole where afronogs roam the streets. knowing people with mcc is definitely advantageous
>>150063615I don't know what you mean by this.
nah i actually like being alive
Brisbane Lions are the Australian football team.
Melbourne is a great city
>>150063645Nice of you to embrace out sport and city, Rasheed.
>>150063554knowing rich cunts like those living in malvern and Ivanhoe certainly helps.
out of all the games ive ever been to at mcg (lets say 30) i think ive paid twice to go
If you're poor maybe blame your genetics
>>150063642yeah and brisbane roar are the soccer team and they have one other one i think
>>150063645It's a great place to visit; it's easy to get around, great centre for sport and culture, the food is really good and it feels suitably foreign for a vacation, but I think there's much better cities to live in Australia.
>>150063645based raed
https://youtu.be/xZhrUiILfys
>>150063679fun fact - brisbane lions soccer club sold the "lions" name to the afl club. they revoked their rights to use the name outside the state
>>150063694>there's much better cities to live in Australia.The Adelaide council wants to double the population of the CBD/North Adelaide by 2036.
Radelaide is over.
Melbourne is the cultural capital of Australia and the sporting capital of the southern hemisphere. It really is one of best cities on earth, a true world city.
>>150063715wonder where most of that growth will come from haha
Adelaide and Hobart are the only liveable cities (never been to perth)
I am the greatest city to ever exist. The microorganisms living in and on me agree
>>150063710They got paid around $1 million for that and used it to build their social club.
>>150063726People trying to escape Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane.
Hell, people from those cities own half the Adelaide houses already.
Havenโt been very invested in this thread, hope tomorrows is better
>>150063744the flood cannot be escaped
>>150063753i'm looking forward to anon's review of his glass dildo
>>150063744>People trying to escape Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane.Adelaide's housing market is already less affordable than two of those.
>>150063694Melbourne WAS a great city
>now the highest concentration of thirdie immigrants, beating sydney since covid>only place in the entire nation to vote YES for abbos>most african niggs and street gangs>highest city % of faggots and trannys in country
>>150063765Adelaide wages were lower because of the lower cost of living. Cashed up cunts from Sydney/Melbourne leveraged their $3m apartments to buy up multiple Adelaide houses.
So in absolute dollar terms, the houses are still cheaper than Sydney/Melbourne, you just need Sydney/Melbourne wages to be able to buy them.
tl;dr - Locals get stuffed. Pay up to your eastern states landlords.
who wanking they dick off
>>150063765Yeah but sport is cool ay, love sport. Adelaide and SA are going to complete shit, ramping and infrastructure and employment all in the gutter and the coastline is deadly and toxic but fuck it, but how about sports? So good, sports
>>150063786More people to come and watch sports and use our new sporting infrastructure, so good
>>150063736>Spends money to build social club in Inala.Thats like saying Werribee and Bankstown are great places anon. Total shit holes
>>150063767>>only place in the entire nation to vote YES for abbosThat's wrong. Only jurisdiction that voted yes was ACT. No states or cities voted yes and even with Melbourne mirrored Sydney in that it was only the inner city that voted yes with greater Melbourne and the surrounding suburbs overwhelmingly voting no. Victoria gets called a faggy state, and it deserves that reputation in many ways, but at the end of the day even they still voted 54% no.
>>150063810Don't think they'd be able to ban out of staters from buying a house.
>>150063786Adelaide has an incredibly huge indian/paki population now. I was shocked last time I was there last october.
Say thanks to our shitty cunts in parliament
>>150063840Does anywhere here not have a huge indian/paki population now? Seriously. Where is left that they haven't infected?
>>150063838No, but think about how many more people can watch sports?
>>150063840It's great for cricket, great for sport, so good
>>150063857woah buddy! blue board!!!
>>150063816>its only the inner city of Melbourne that voted yes, thats not Melbourne at all !!!KYS or cry more imbecile
And outer places like Dandenong are not even considered australian any more
>>150063857did you know they had dildos in ancient Greece?
Aristophanes references them in Lysistrata
they were made of leather
>>150063875What a retarded post.
>>150063880and the romans figured out girls could use them haha
>>150063884>has no reply>criesmany such cases
disappointed by the lack of (you)s I got despite being very witty, perhaps tomorrow will be better
>>150063897No reply to what? It was just impotent rage and the irony of suggesting anyone else is crying when posting like that. You suck dick.
>>150063910>still can't manage a reply>cries even more
still thinking about potential apartment-friendly hobbies
>>150063857Why is she using such a thick dildo? Wouldn't it feel better with something a bit thinner?
>>150063922A reply to what?
>>150063930Weight lifting. Treadmills.
>>150063932she wants to feel something mate not just sit on a wet noodle
>>150063937probably both inappropriate, re: floor noise
>>150063930Chronic masturbation.
>>150063932>Wouldn't it feel better with something a bit thinner?
Tried buying some larger sized condoms. There's something about getting mogged by a thin piece of plastic.
>>150063936>and still upset
>>150063976life on america's next top model
>>150063976Regular condoms fit me snugly but not overwhelmingly tight. I don't want to try extra large. It would just be humbling.
>>150063896You jest, but Aristophanes (at least from what I gather) was vehemently anti-homo. Several of his plays make jokes about one specific bloke named Cleonymous who was a notorious effeminate fag to the people of Athens at the time and all his sex jokes are about women (it was typical for the costumes comic actors wore to have oversized dicks sewn on to them and there is one scene at the end of his play Wasps wherein a naked "flute girl" plays an old man's "flute". Of course the flute girl was being played by a bloke, but that's beside the point.)
The reference to the dildo is in a play where the women go on protest and refuse to have sex with their husbands until they end their war with Sparta; the dildo is brought up when the sex-starved women start to have withdrawals
never used a condom never will
>heckin weight lifting is sooooooo heckin good for you
>>150064010I won't offer to wear one but if it's brought up or asked I will without objection.
>>150064013It unironically is. You should try it.
>Kath is bullying Kingy again
SOMEONE STOP HER!
Anyone give Hawks a chance against Pies on Thursday without Day?
>>150064111meant thurs btw iykwim haha
>>150064149good one micko
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
>>150064250I take my anger out by smashing pumpkins.
iggs are on track to end up with the 3rd worst season in 59 years, after fitzroy 1996 and gws 2013
>>150064315they are a very bad football team
>>150064315>After 3 consecutive seasons towards the bottom your latest season is comparable to the seasons of a joke of a team in the year they folded and a team of mostly teenagers in their new team's inaugural seasonBleak.
My brother's hairline is receding and he has since stopped making fun of my heavily balding head.
lleyton hewitt's daughter goes alright
always had a very high hairline and obsessively compare it now against pictures from highschool
>>150064473She reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on who.
What age would be acceptable to make it to with hair before you would be willing to accept going bald?
>>150064510I love the cut of that bikini. Very sexy.
>>150064473>>150064510>>150064524Imagine being a photo journo, paid to go to the beach and stalk girl celebs with pics
>>150064547You could be that if you want. Nearly all of those scumbags aren't actually employed by any publications, they just freelance and sell snaps of celebrities to them.
>>150064512You can't ever decide. I started thinning in high school and was Norwood 3 Vertex by 22 when I started buzzing it off
>>150064527wonder if he knows that grindset 'equity' startups always fail
>>150064492certainly not her blonde haired parents
and what's with that
browsing linkedin every now and then makes me so glad i'm not a wagie
>>150064588Neither of them were natural blondes.
>>150064473>>150064510>>150064524wonder how many hours of passionate sex she's clocked up already
>>150064512Most women actually dont give a shit
t. still getting laid after thinning out and have never shaved my head
>>150064586What do you mean you don't want to do 80 hour weeks to make him rich?
>>150064621I feel defrauded. I want my sperm back.
>>150064512Also you may have hair, but then you go grey early. It wouldn't surprise you that a lot of men who go grey at 40 dye their hair like fags, or shave their heads
>>150064621feels like false advertising really
why doesn't he just employ two normal employees who will work 40 hours a week.
or why doesn't he 'startup' his computer and apply for a real job himself.
carlton supporting wog gf 2026
>>150064692>a lot of men who go grey at 40 dye their hair like fags, or shave their headsReally grim.
Black haired chads can rock it something fierce.
If you're a lesser hair colour you'll need to grow it out into a ponytail.
>>150064742Start ups don't have the cash flow to pay for regular employees. So they promise equity, work you to the bone and then screw you over so you effectively worked for free for 2-3 years.
You need to already come from money to work for free that long, so no big loss.
>>150064826salt & pepper sure. but lots of them go santa claus white. a buddy of mine lost the plot when he 100% white with beard at 38. made him look 60 ffs.
>>150064594the whole website is a humiliation ritual
>>150064910linkedin is also one of the most ID hackable things on the planet. the person who invented it said they wanted it to be bigger than faceberg. don't do it.
never had one and never had a problem.
>>150064905My hair is still the same colour but my beard has gone almost full grey. Maybe I'm dying? It surely shouldn't be like that?
>>150064940That dude is actually 33
>>150065000Built for facials.
>>150064473is that a hairless vagina
australianised footy watching high maintenance gym bunny gf 2025
>>150065099Post an example
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just got this award on bigfooty lads
>Pies
KWAB absolute pretenders
>>150065193>two touches when the game was on the line
>the brownlow count is close
>nick daicos might even be leading by a slender lead
>round 21
>N. Daicos 0 votes
>>150065253Fly will still give him at least one. Bookmark it.
>coaches awarding brownlow votes
huh?
>>150065272Fuck, disregard. I read that as coach's award even though brownlow is in the first fucking line.
Imagine if girls were like blokes and they all just got their pussieโs out together to piss against a wall
>he's never been around a drunk female
I like to watch girls go to the toilet
>>150065344He's literally referencing an old video.
Is McCluggage now the best mid in the game?
>>150065471based pintman Paddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoGW4OCj1Fs
>>150065471based simon goodwin
>>150065330At uni there used to be a toga party every Oweek. some fine sloots would go full toga (no underwear) and just piss on the nearest piece of lawn. Out of around 1000 munted students, more fems than blokes pissed in public that night. Pity we didn't have many camera phones then :(
I think smart phones is the reason why they no longer hold the event, but they sure were good fun. Literal up skirter paradise
garn bed
odds dream about my little sister (I don't have a little sister, also I didn't specify what the dream was about you grotty cunt)
evens dream about a wholesome genocide of 80% of the human population (all /afl/bros make it)
pozzingwood out of the top 4 by end of year kek
>>150066068Would need to lose 2 of their last 3 to drop out of the 4. Don't see Hawks beating them without Day. I think they'll beat Melbourne easily. Crows definitely a chance but Pies have an amazing record against Crows and just keep beating them. Guess Crows have to beat them eventually. I think worst case Crows beat them and they finish 4th.
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>>150066531this is collingwood losing just to the crows
>>150066543How many 10 goal wins did you have Gold Coast winning to jump the Pies on percentage?
>>150065471and i could have one hundred more
>>150066677just to be the many who drank a hundred beers to fall down on the floor
gonna go fuck my arse
go pies
>>150066458Pies wont make the granny
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