Earlier:
Dees smash helpess Iggs

Now:
Suns smashing helpless tiggs
Swasn up against dosn

Later:
Pies vs Lions in the MATCH OF THE ROUND

[YouTube] Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix) - Project X (Official Music Video) (embed) weekend anthem what a RIDE its been

dead community dead sport

>>150071915
Most active Aussie thread yn8xon 4chan outside pol

Missed a lot of footy today lads, just got back to the city been looking after me skitsophrenic mummy, most of the ladies stop talking to me when I mentioned her. Dating apps been running dry since I turned 40 guys, time to cycle steroids? Sainters providing a bit of late season civic pride I could only dream of for my rabble

>>150060609 (OP)

My Wife Quincy Dodd

Carlton winning this.

lol

Well /alf/, should I cut my losses? Fred is looking pretty shit.

>>150078575
yolo that 20 lobster man

the fuck happened?

sam pang just insulted homeless people and costa at the same time.
what a cunt.

Might go knock shop

>super saturday
>it's actually sunday

now man = bad
this is so hilariously shit.

JANNIES = TRANNIES

Why did the other thread get insta archived?

fuck off

release the emails

Unironically why did the last thread get deleted?

>>150079156
They didn’t want us to get bad boy to 1000. They are scared by the might of /afl/

Do you blokes enjoy getting fucked up the arse

>>150079156
fuck nose, nigga.

>>150079156
>hmpph we dont have to explain ourselves

>somehow, essendon has another friday night game

tom gleeson and poh are funny.

>>150079175
Jezza on 100 watch

What happened? Last I checked Carlton were up by 30...

>>150079177
Poh is SEXY!! love the soft core porn that she filmed (great tits and arse)

>>150079175
>>150079181
no goy, someone kicking 100 goals needs to be on foxtel's super saturday.

based muster dogs

is it ok for afl players to get involved in politics?

>>150079182
>69 - 18 second half
kek. Same old Carlton.

>>150079175
They are a sneaky chance

>>150079175
All the home teams thanks

>>150079175
we are the biggest team in the land

Columbo is a good show

>>150079210
>we
which player are you?

>>150079156
Most likely op got done for spamming and had all his posts nuked

society is clamouring for a freo v crows granny

Tipungwuti.
got a problem white fella?

>>150079194
mate, he's clearly confused and thought he was attending The Battle For The Bridge

>>150079234
meant for >>150079224

>>150079194
Grace Scott SURELY cringes at this
Don't worry Grace, I don't care about politics one iota. You can post here :)

>>150079245
He looks a punished general 10 years into a campaign in Gaul meanwhile his twin brother looks like a senator in Rome.

>>150079194
>muzzies and virtue signalling white kids walk across bridge in protest then catch trains back into their housos in western Syd and shared flats in Newtown
>Jews in Eastern and North Sydney chuckle at their little "protest" from their million dollar mansions and harbourside units

The Cronulla riots were white Australia’s last stand

>>150079194
he's a t*rk so it makes sense that he supports his fellow mohammedans

>>150079245
me but sweet caroline

>>150079299
so fucking true

Why did the Sunday thread get archived early?

>>150079327
we got too close to the truth

>>150079363
What was posted? I had dinner, came back hit refresh and it was archived.

Maybe start a new thread when the bump limit is hit you lay wankstained fuckheads

>>150079386
Julia Gillard's mammaries.

>>150079406
not a reason

>>150079409
That was in the afternoon. And it was Julia Gillard's head on Gianna Michael's body.

>>150079166
I haven't tried it but I think I would

>>150079406
Makes no sense starting a new one after all the day's games are complete.

>gayfl
>saturday game thread
>60 posts
Dead sport
Dead poomunity

>>150079386
cheese pizza

>>150079435
Had a google of who you said it was. Julia's head was a big improvement.

>>150079482
Nah, that cooking fag always put pepperoni on it as well.

i miss being a neet

>>150079481
>>150055909
>>150060598
>>150070594

>gold logie
>hamish
>5 women
hmmm

>>150079501
I was miserable as a neet and miserable as a wagie, miserable during weekdays and miserable during weekends
I'm starting to realise I was the problem all along

>>150079490
Each to their own but I think Gianna's head is a way better than Gillard's.

Should I stay up for the f1 race or nah

>>150079517
sexy

>>150079515
So how did you stop being the problem and stop being miserable?

>>150079501
>>150079515

>follow /afl/s advice
>enrol for TAFE
>start tomorrow
will I be happy or miserable now that I am leaving neetdom behind?

My fingers smell so weird for some reason

>>150079530
I haven't figured that part out yet
>>150079533
what did you enrol in?

>>150079535
think your supposed to wash them after playing with your arse

>>150079540
>I haven't figured that part out yet
So you realised why you're miserable but you're still miserable?

>>150079535
Based two in the pink one in the stink chad

I'm 26 and Norwood 5

>>150079551
yep

>>150079540
Cert 4 in fitness

>>150079565
Then you may not have figured anything out.

>>150079525
I shall be

Guess we have to do our own three word analysis.
Pick a team and do one

Need my knob sucked

>>150079569
best of luck mate, give it your best shot and I hope it interests you

>>150079576
>Collingwood
Player management JUSTED

>>150079575
I hope I can but don’t reckon I’ll make it, been drinking since 11

>>150079576
>collingwood
>peaked too early

>>150079576
Adelaide: Good at footy

>>150079576
Iggs: NOT VERY GOOD

>>150079517
SEXO

>>150079576
Brisbane: Best still best.

>>150079576
Crows: "Smash black cunts"

>>150079533
prepare for a new chapter of misery

>>150079576
Fred: Not very convincing.

>>150079576
collingwood: buncha cock smokers
sydney: enjoyed gay sex
port: failed ken again
adelaide: keks at port

>>150079576
Port: Save our souls

So tired of inhabiting this body

>>150079576
Free real estate

>>150079635
>port: failed ken again
meant ken failed again btw

brad scott needs to play 3 blokes on cameron all night

>>150079638
>our

>>150079576
dosn: sydney are bad

>>150079569
kek, I learned everything on the subject in a weekend

is dosn related to dazn?

Brisbane: Still kings (of the) jungle

Ally Langdon looking emminently fuckable

Who won the Logies

>>150079755
Fuck her cunt face. She is a horrible person. FUCK HER.

>>150079761
the viewers

>>150079761
Nick Daicos took home the gold for most popular young talent

I just wish I was normal

>>150079761
3 votes patrick cripps

>>150079755
>Ally Langdon
I don't know who that is.

>>150079791
she is awful

how often do you cunts have sex?

>>150079824
2-5 times per week

>>150079761
the worst part of the logies is they think we care

>>150079824
never

>>150079827
How bro

>>150079824
I don't

>LE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON I AM HEAPS AUSSIE FULL YEAH CUNT BUNNINGS SNAGS ONION ON TOP CUNT FUCKING YEAH CUNT I AM AN ABRASIVE AUSSIE ON THE INTERNET CUNT FUCKEN YEAH FUCKING DROP BEARS AND SPIDERS YEAR FUCKING OATH CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM HEAPS FUCKING AUSSIE CUNT FUCKEN V8S AND MEAT PIES FUCKING CUNT WHAT 20 CENTS FOR SAUCE UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM HEAPS AUSSIE CUNT

>>150079824
Haven't had it in years, mate.

>WHAT 20 CENTS FOR SAUCE UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT
so true

>>150079831
>>150079853
>>150079859
Lmao fucking losers

>>150079824
Every second day on average.

>>150079893
Can't argue with that.

>>150079772
actually true

>>150079929
Why are you looking up gay porn?

>he's starting the nick daicos gay fanfic shit again

>>150079807
but eminently fuckable

>>150079941
did you think the gayposting was ironic?

>>150079929
this is a piesperg false flag

>>150079941
I'm gay, the only porn I look up is what you call gay porn but we just call 'porn'

>>150079929
bit in this

>>150078600
what did you do
better not have been a coward

She wasn't at church this morning. There's a flu-bug going around right now, I hope she's getting over it okay if she has it.

What are the three most destructive forces in your life, /alf/? What's holding you back?

>>150080016
loving her

>>150080016
sex and drugs and rock n roll

>>150080016
alcohol
avoidant attachment type
self-loathing

>afl is presenting an award at the logiez

>>150080052
why do you know this?

>>150079824
2 or 3 times a week with the gf, usually 2 loads per sesh

What can we do to solve the male loneliness epidemic?

>>150080016
love me bloke improvers
having to look after my demented mum
my lower back

>>150079175
hopefully good game, i reckon either team could win
jezza rapes
don't care
bane probably
suns
fred
gas
dogs
crom

Hard Quiz MUST win this entirely irrelevant award or I will post about it on facebook and link it here.

>>150080016
weekend alcoholism
emotionally detached/numbed out
pessimism/overthinking

>tradies reported the other thread so much it got nuked

>>150079194
will the media shit on him for this like they did alex pearce or not care for some reason?

>>150080078
Only allow females of birthing age to immigrate.

>>150080016
My mum, my dad, my parents

>>150079245
it must be weird being in that position with your twin being prominent- brad must feel like he can never grow a beard or they'll look too similar

>>150080016
shitty job and no prospects
no friends
general apathy and malaise

>>150080016
Nothing, my life is good. I just really enjoy shitposting in my spare time.

-being fat
-having cancer
-getting chlamidya from that slut kelli underwood
got a logie now so idgaf about u incel cunts

>>150080016
Everything, my life is hell. My only escape is shitposting in my spare time.

kek

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U1GuGdqziRY
just got new pc

I wish to end my life

>>150079634
I'll take it. Beating carlton for the first time in fucking ages feels good. I hope Young isn't injured badly again. Starting to get a record of injuries which sucks.

>>150079576
Hawthorn: Chol is black

>>150080179
the eternal Carlton

>>150080187
yeah was 7 of the last 8 to the Blues, bogey side for sure. Shame about Young, hope the cunts don't bring Fyfe back.

>>150080179
I'M A BLOOSER, BABY

Has a sudo dog ever played in a flag? Can’t think of any off the top of my head

>>150080213
Quaynor

>>150080183
>shorts

>>150080218
He's a Ghanian.

it’s real cobber hours, who up

former oneitis lost her job, shouldn't laugh about it but i am

>>150080251
Based

I’m an incel

I'm a volcel

I'm a basedcel

>>150079576
ADE: Clear flag favourites
BRL: Made a statement
CAR: Better. Still poor.
COL: Miss top 4?
ESS: Look towards 2026
FRE: Needed to. Did.
GEE: Training drill match
GCS: Looking top 4
GWS: Brutal. Ugly. Awful.
HAW: Needed to. Didn't.
MEL: Best for 2025
NTH: Where is improvement?
PTA: In tarps territory
RCH: Many lessons learned
STK: Sign NWM now
SYD: Grundy was huge
WCE: Long way off
WBD: Finals bound 2025

bedtime soon

>>150080291
>Clear flag favourites
Disagree desu.

more like queer fag favourites

>>150079834
I'm married, physically healthy, we're attracted to each other and open about our kinks

FUCKING CUNT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKING GET FUCKED

FUCK

>>150080016
>too eager to please
>too easy going
>alf

Thoughts?

>>150080362
3 lines or less please

more than three lines so i will simply not read it

I’m just so sad all the time

read 3 words

>>150080384
Three whines or fewer. Thanks

BRUTAL mogging

I’m just so MAD all the time >:(

>>150080405
uhh jezcan'twinthecoleman bros, our response??

>>150080429
Ben King will kick 20 against Essendon in round 25 to take the lead

>>150080338
>>150080349
based mark corrigan

>>150080405
Limp list of forwards. How has Gunston kicked 49 goals?

>Normal Capitalisation
>GIANTS
>SUNS
for what porpoise?

>>150080467
They are the biggest mascots

>>150080467
plastic branding for plastic clubs

>>150080495
why isn't it the adelaide CROWS then

>>150080630
not a plastic club

>>150080467
they did this with the expac teams for some reason no clue why, it's annoying
especially since it's going back to normal with tassie looks like

i get all my porn recs from /afl/

Collingwood in crisis mode

>>150080739
Iggs will beat Crows

>>150080739
loom spastics on the ropes this year

>>150080832
>on the ropes
no but steven fray

Finna watch F1 now

IF hawthorn miss the eight
THEN crisp

>>150080739
>predicted ladder
>via some shit we made up

>>150080902
I don’t like watching it

>>150080362
they're my pants now. faggot redditor.

>>150080739
This does require Gold Coast to increase their percentage by at least 5% and beat GWS. Definitely possible considering they play Blues, Bomber and Port but it's pretty presumptuous. Even if Pies lose to Crows if they can beat Dees or Hawks by a 40+ margin Suns would need like two 60 point wins to make up the deficit.

>>150080902
lol look at his teeth

>>150081122
>pants
FOY

what do you call pants if not pants?

pooey undies lads iykwim haha

>>150081331
pant

>>150081331
trousers

>>150081122
It's a bigfooty post, champ.

>>150081356
you're a woman or a gay man. opinion disregarded.
>>150081456
you're british or a hipster faggot. opinion disregarded.

pooey pants

>>150081514
not him

>>150081511
so fuck off back there then champ.

>>150081575
Make me, pal.

>>150081575
suck my cock faggot

>>150081575
get fucked dickhead

>>150081575
eat my arse wanker

don't like the way mutts call bison buffaloes

>>150081575
gurgle my nuts spacko

>>150081575
blow me fuckhead

>>150081712
i simply don't like them (septics)

night lads. got a job interview first thing in the morning, wish me luck please

>>150081746
good luck on getting or not getting that toil, whichever is your preferred outcome

do you get home and away on Melbourne tv?

I just want someone to cuddle me and tell me everything’s gonna be okay

>>150081746
best of luck mate

>>150081746
you're pretty funny for a slope sam, gunna miss you on the front bar.

hamish won the gold logie, lads, womyn finna throw an absolute fit

dave hughes is on something. vegan coke or something

Dave Hughes is the funniest bloke out of VIC

arnold schwarzenegger just died lads
>>>/tv/213342701

remember when ray meagher won the gold logie the same year all the alf stewart doodleburger videos were made

gin & passiona goes alright

>>150082106
base snoop dogg.

>>150081904
What show is he even on? The Lego one?

can't find it, but a video of taylor walker's wife getting ray meagher to do a cameo phone call to him on his birthday and tex being the lovable sub 60 IQ bloke he is was basically in tears hearing alf stewart wishing him a happy birthday. heckin' wholesome stuff

>>150082215
sorry i made that up thought it'd be funny
but yeah, the lego one

>>150082236
https://x.com/7NewsAdelaide/status/1253876252999442433

business idea: sell coke to home and away cast on logies night

>ywn bond with alf "sodom and flamin gomorrah I fucken said no dirty stinkin abos in summer bay you city poof faggots" stewart over a mutual disgust of indigenous people on your birthday whilst getting sucked off by your wife and eating delicious maccas birthday ice cream cake in your undies in the garage on a warm summer afternoon
why even live

home and away boomer is kinda funny
no wait, moments passed.

>>>/tv/213342935

running late innit

HUGHESY LOSES IT!!!

Surprised people are actually talking about the Logies in here. Didn't think they were that big.

they're not

>>150082815
I don’t think anyone without dementia cares about them

>>150082815
started after the footy, not that crazy.dua lipa concert on now shrimply cbf changing the channel

just saw carrie bickmore's ex husband at the logies, visibly beyond smashed absolutely piss faced drunk

>>150083503
I’d wanna get smashed too if i fumbled that bag

>>150083699
crazy story behind how they split

Just saw Andrew O’Keefe being loaded into a divvy van outside crown casino

>>150083759
what happened?

>>150084277
basically she was going through therapy because she couldn't get over her dead former husband and they did a huge 'family trip' thing in england as a sea change kinda thing, she's a nudist at home, only wears clothes when going out, and part of the therapy to help her mend was that her husband had to agree to live the nudist lifestyle with her as like a mental emotional support thing during her therapy. they had already been arguing for quite a while about how their family should live, he wanted a normal everyday family but she wanted to live how she does. anyway, he agrees to the nudist thing while in england as part of her therapy, and that's when he got caught in the whole abc webcam controversy thing - he was taking all his clothes off after his meeting and left his laptop's camera on and there was almost this huge lawsuit and police list thing and all (none of eventuated btw). they had a huge blowup after that which ultimately lead to their divorce

>>150084567
And then she goes and fucks Tommy little what a slag

https://www.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/entertainment/carrie-bickmores-shares-hilarious-gaffe-after-answering-door-to-sons-mate-naked/news-story/43314199954c01c883318ad5f73b681a

I’ve completely lost the plot, I’m spiralling out of control

mental clarity is a choice

>>150084915
crisp collingwoods season

once again I have failed to walk away with the gold logie.

>>150081855
no but steven summer bay iykwim haha

Molly Donahoe

collingwood are dogfuck

collingwood are still the most fearsome team and will win their last few games easily

>>150084567
Why can't boomers just turn off their webcam before getting their penis out?

Got a morning Collingwood brewing. Not going to be a solid one.

if it had beans in it it'd be a morning coffeengwood brewing iykwim haha

I’d walk the streets with my cock out to get the chance to slide into carries cunt

Good morning alf

IT'S A SHORT WAY TO THE COPS IF YOU WANT A BRISBANE DOLL IYKWIM HAHA

>>150091981
kek

>>150091981
fuck maybe i should've said long stay at the cops

>>150092050
Should have said a lot of things differently.

>>150092075
>Should have said a lot of things differently.
t. picrel

My interview went well, couldn't have done it without my elite muscular alfas

morning alfies

Up and at 'em

its just one of those days

it's just one of those games iykwim haha

>>150092508
Singapoo HAHAHAHA

Absolutely cringe thread
>>150060311

>>150092588
got me
i may never recover from this

>>150092599
no but steven malay iykwim haha

>>150092578
>Port has had more 80+ point losses this season than either West coast, North Melbourne or Richmond

>>150092909
>I'm crashing this club with no survivors

It’s come to my attention that 4chan may be full of little kids

Slept for 13 hours, woke up feeling elite

>>150093193
I dont think this is true. Is gen alpha really coming to 4chan? Would they even know about it? It doesn't have the reputation that it did years ago. I feel 4chan is mostly full of millennials and a few gen z at most.

iggs

will never be good again

Pretty much every team outside of collingwood, geelong and the rugby state teams are fucked forever

Damn, Chol really look like this?

>Fremangle

>back is rooted
>shooting pain down my right quad
>2 hours of shit sleep
>have to wage all week
thinking of ending it all lads

All I want to do is beat people up.

DIE COLLINGWOOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150093458
Based bully

Monday mornings were better with the means test with David king

>>150093398
wood berry desu

>>150093480
Fuckhead pies hater is an anime fan, what a shock

>>150093664
You have been found wanting.

where the fuck did moon status poster go? i had to go outside to see what shape moon it was last night and fuck me if i didn't have a bloody clue if it was waxing or waning.

>>150093673
I’ll find you in a dark alley and fucking destroy your jaw you little fucking freak

>>150093714
no surprise collingwood fan is gay

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150060609/#150079929

bane will go back to back

thank god soccer season is back

>>150093753
How is teeing off on your jaw gay?

just sick of it all

can't stop crying in the toilets at work

>>150093864
crisp vossy

>>150093714

>>150093782
Said no one ever

I could literally heem every cunt ITT

>>150093931
come on then

>>150093931
we all laugh at you

>'How can people be sick of Nick Daicos?'
>Meanwhile

Anyone know when the round 24 fixtures are set to be announced?

>>150093978
They haven't said yet but it was August 7th last year.

>>150093975
doubt. the two ashcrofts had 52 disposals between them, not to mention any discussion of them other than when they had the ball

Nick Daicos saved afl

>>150093991
>Implying they weren't just discussing Nick Daicos instead of play by play commentating

Daicos is puny.

War is Peace
Ignorance is Strength
Cowardice is Bravery

>>150094013
Life ends how?

>>150093991
>doubt
You don't listen to commentary do you? It's rarely an actual play-by-play call and regularly a low-IQ barracking and dicksucking of whatever player the Victorian media wants to push that season.

>>150094020
Killed himself under VAD laws.

>>150093975
>best player in the league is mentioned a lot
HEAVEN FORBID

>>150094023
Jesus, you're not memeing.

>As 37-year-old Fraser Cahill sat rugged up, looking out to the ocean, surrounded by those he loved, he sipped on the liquid mixture his nurse prepared for him and then he gave her a wink.
>“With that wink I knew what he was saying,” community palliative care nurse Beth Dineen recalls of that special day looking out over the ocean at Point Lonsdale, a scenic coastal hideaway in southern Victoria.
>“He was saying ‘we did it, we made this happen’. He was saying thank you.”
>The liquid would soon seep its way through Fraser’s body, first putting him to sleep and then slowly and gently shutting down his vital organs.

https://archive.md/pnd6B

>>150094013
The courage to tell a lie.

What would Robert Walls think of this?

>>150094034
Over a 3 hour or so broadcast that averages 2.42 mentions a minute.

What did the footy media talk about before nick daicos made his debut

What did the /afl/ talk about before nick daicos made his debut

>>150094056
racism mostly

crazy how the afl only ever has microcontroversies when it's competing for viewership

>>150094060
prozzies, fast food

wtf is a micro controversy
newest /pol/ buzzword?

>>150094056
DA BONT and THE TRAC

>>150094056
dustin martin

Imagine needing to be accompanied by a nurse to kill yourself, what a lame suicide. Go out with a bang you fucking boring cocksucker. good riddance

>>150094037
>“He was saying ‘we did it, we made this happen’.
PRAISE SCIENCE

Was last nighths thread delterd cos trade h8? hope so

The assisted dying thing actually seems really sick and backwards

>>150094056
BOY OH BOY WOWEE

>>150094094
why's that?

I’m quite sad a lot of the time

>>150094125
chin up mate

>>150084890
>Heavily pregnant at the time with his younger sister Adelaide, Carrie opened the door “completely naked” thinking it was her son.
imagine the engorged, veiny tits and darkened nipples

>>150094128
>no, you see, it was MY SON who was supposed to see me naked!
kek wtf

heh, straffo's actually pretty funny

>>150084890
wonder how this would've been received with all genders reversed

>>150084890
>we are a naked family

The moon is hollow and artificial

>>150094180
Meant the Crows btw

>>150094013
>>150094037
this is what they want for you to self delete or sterilise yourself to end your bloodline

>drop jed waltuh
>win
took dimma a long time to figure this one out

>>150087711
no wonder brissy are so good when their players are rooting that

>>150094049
Easily done when they cream themselves with the Daicos. Daicos. DAICOS! Treble after he shanks another cheap, ineffective possession.

reminder pies will drop out of the 8

>>150087711
>hot but with dogshit tattoos
very sad

>>15009424
many such cases (see jamie elliott)

who's the best looking rooster in afl?

>>150094266
Bailey Smith easily

Brisbane and Collingwood are literally saving the Foxtel deal.

>>150094279
How will our new DAZN overlords react to this?

>>150094279
imagine paying for tv

Facts about Geelong
As of writing and If the ladder remains the same until the end of the season;

- Geelong will have played 9 games against top 8 sides & 14 against bottom 10 sides

- They will have beaten only one top 8 side since May 4th (Gold Coast at Home on June 7th)

- In the last 9 rounds of the season, they will have played 1 top 8 side.

- That single game against top 8 opposition was a loss away to GWS on July 12th.

- Jeremey Cameron has kicked 19 of his goals against top 8 sides at an average of 2.1 per game.

- Jeremy Cameron has kicked 56 of his goals against bottom 10 sides at an average of 5.0 per game

- 74.6% of Jeremy Cameron's goals have come against bottom 10 sides

>>150094297
wtf i love collingwood now

>>150094279
lol the fox employee fluffing the fox numbers. retard. would still be miles below any 7 game

>>150094297
Top 8 v top 10 split is a bit misleading because there’s clearly 9 teams who are decent this and 9 who are dogshit. and obviously they aren’t going to play against themselves.

>>150094266
conor rozee played for the roosters so ill go him

>>150094297
Port and Sydney finished first and second last year it's not Geelong's fault they're dogfuck now. They also doubled up against GWS and Brisbane who finished fourth and fifth.

>>150094279

>>150094297
new anti cats seethe just dropped

>>150094343
How is it "seethe" when his post contains objective facts?

i reckon mabior chol could skin a banana with his feet

catsperg seething over the trvke that his shit team is cheating scum with an easy fixture

>Richmond (twice!)
>North
>Essendon at kardinia
>Saints at kardinia
>Port at kardinia
hmm...

>>150094354
In all fairness its not "cheating", catters aren't responsible for how the AFL schedules games

>>150082236
My wife and I saw this pic on Insta and decided if basically be the down syndrome guy if I ever met my hero Tex, so I understand Tex being a retard when meeting his hero

reminder that the cats escaped any scrutiny over violating the salary cap because they have infected all aspects of the AFL, their former COO was the one in charge of "investigating" the salary cap breaches.
if you support the cats you are a gutless coward.

>>150094356
they might as well be since they can somehow escape cheating the cap as well

>>150094358
*I'd basically

Fucked up a 4chan post, maybe I am retarded

just remembered mark "bomber" "drug cheat" thompson was at geelong when they were elite in the late 00s

>>150094347
see
>>150094354
>>150094355
>>150094360
>>150094363

>>150094360
The Cats own the AFL and the media.

>>150093572
wood plays for st kilda and berry plays for adelaide mate

STATUS UPDATE
>Geelong's best players have retired or are too old and they haven't had high draft picks they will have to rebuild and Jez is too old to win the coleman
YOU ARE HERE
>Geelong only finished top 4 again because they cheat the salary cap, cheat the fixture, they have a cheat ground, they are drug cheats and Jez only won the coleman because he beat up on shit teams

Realistically Geelong is basically a suburb of Melbourne

>>150094266
reckon if i was a woman id want my vagina around darcy fogarty's cock

>>150094395
probably will be in 20 years

citycucks stay the FUCK out of my rural town

I see no path forward. I am unworthy of what this world has to offer.

>>150094410
based clarko

>>150094410
crisp me

I see no path forward. This world is unworthy of what I have to offer

>>150094431
based harley reid

Collingwood finish 5th and go out in a semi this year and that's being generous.

>>150094396
My misso thinks Fog is hot. Also Rachele, LDU, Angus Brayshaw, Cripps, Ling

>>150094445
doesn’t matter though because geelong had an easy draw

>>150094396
he's the new tommohawk

>>150094447
>Ling

>>150094455
Tom Hawkins looks weird and has crooked bottom teeth (disgustaaan)

Crazy how Giants are going to miss the 8 this year because they performed a Jarryd Hayne rape sketch last year. Butterfly effect innit

>>150094459
Just a little joke heh heh. For you see, I am a comedian ;)

>>150094464
Based James Mccann

>>150094463
t. Deluded Hawks fan

I’ll kill myself

Catsperg throwing his weight around

>>150094454
kek, it's funny how some behaviours are universal.

I think the dees will beat the dogs

>>150094484
I don't think this will be the case.

Fuck Australia, fuck the footy and fuck you

>>150094484
Don't really see it desu. They'll miss May and Lever with the Dogs' talls and Dogs actually have a midfield that can get it to their forwards, unlike Iggs. I think it'll be another of their beat up lower opposition wins.

there is no light at the end of the tunnel, the walls of this tunnel shall close in on me and become my coffin

Yea this world is irredeemably horrible, fuck this, I'm out, get fucked. Cya.

lol

>>150094522
perspective change: the tunnel is actually a wondrous cavern

told you pies would miss the top 4 and you laughed at me

>>150094545
Post screencap of when you said it

i used to dislike europeans but it turns out i only dislike germanics and scandinavians

>>150094545
Still laughing at you tbqh

>>150094559
based

I hate having autism

>>150094545
the pies will beat the crows which will cause the crom to miss the top spot and collingwood will retake it

>the hawthorn home game is technically also a collingwood home game
>as are most other collingwood "away" games
justify this with a straight face.

>>150094587
Collingwood deserve to play more games at their home ground because they draw the biggest crowds and the extra capacity is required.

made dinner tonight it was yum
not posting a pic cause im not a loser seeking validation

>>150094604
What was it?

>>150094604
it was probably shit

>Super Saturday Live on Fox Footy continues to captivate audiences across the country as the blockbuster Round 21 fixture between Collingwood and Brisbane etched its name in the record books.
>The prime-time clash, which was exclusive to Fox Footy in Victoria, New South Wales, South Australia and Western Australia, finished as the most-watched AFL regular season game ever, and the fourth most-watched including finals on Foxtel Group platforms.
>Further, it was the most streamed AFL game ever on Foxtel Group platforms, as the Magpies and Lions continue to jostle for top-two seeding with a gruelling finals series on the horizon.

>>150094625
also on channel 7 in brisbane
so could have been massive

>>150094625
kek

>>150094647
It still was but it's hardly surprising. It's a top 3 match, in front of 82,000 at the G only place to watch it was Foxtel and there was no competing Saturday night game. At least those jews that bought Foxtel will be happy, I guess.

dogs forward line is better than jeremy cameron

>biggest crowds
>biggest tv ratings
yep without a doubt australias number one sport

>>150094297
>kick more goals against bad teams
>kick less goals against good teams

>>150094662
True but Cats have a defence.

>>150094669
The lack of wins against good teams is the concerning part.

>Melbourne Storm apologises for cancelling Welcome to Country in Anzac Round
/nrlel/ confirmed biggest pussies ever

>>150094675
>They apologised
Faggots.

>>150094674
>it's easy to beat bad teams
>it's not as easy to beat good teams

>>150093168
no but steven plane

>360 is gonna give Danger a free truck
What a rort.

>>150094684
>a ford
who sponsors the cats again?
the rort goes deep

>>150094669
>>150094680
do NOT let catseethes see this

>>150094680
Yeah, but the really good teams don't have as much trouble with it as the Cats. Probably because they're better than the Cats.

cats have one avenue to goal
its why good sides beat them with ease

I haven’t had KFC since February

>>150094724
you missed out on the habanero tenders

>>150094724
I've had it twice within the last week. It's way cheaper than the other takeaway slops, the quality is decent and reasonably consistent and it's a really close drive to me. Just ticks all the boxes. That Big Arch ad made me want one but it's like twenty bucks for the meal and I just know I'd still be hungry after it. Not worth it.

>>150094729
chips are so disappointing though, always soggy and too thick
you'd think a chicken place would have chicken salt on their chips too
agree on the quality, the chicken is pretty decent

>>150094729
>like twenty bucks for the meal and I just know I'd still be hungry after it. Not worth it.
applied for jenny craig yet mate
>>150094733
nta but last time i got pieces from kfc they were all drier than the simpson desert
they don't have to be super greasy but at least some oil would've been nice
generally they're good but that time was shit
gotta eat most goyslop chips before they get cold

Last time I had kfc was april 2023, made me vomit for the first time since 2013

Each of you who eat fast food slop should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourselves.

>>150094781
I make 90% of my meals. I'm eating the 10% slop and you can't stop me.

business idea: monday night footy

>>150094790
I like it!

Business idea: 15 games of footy per day like baseball

>>150094795
I like it!

>>150094790
they tried that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T-5-21guS0

ever noticed how zoomers are too thin-skinned to be "humbled", and are only ever "demoralised"?

>muh generation wars
only people under 25 autistically and obsessively care about this as much as you do

>>150094803
They seem destroyed even by honest criticism.

not to defend the listen shits, but most australians are socially and emotionally retarded and don't know how to give constructive criticism beyond nitpicking faults to the point of making one extremely self-concious about every little thing

>>150094815
>listen
little

>>150094820
fuck you

>>150094668

>>150094827
Searching for posts with the image hash ‘XIkVRskGm+O3u9Fe4bTqcQ==’. 11 results found.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/XIkVRskGm-O3u9Fe4bTqcQ/

>>150094830

Why do people even like footy

>>150094827
thats the past
things are different now

>>150094851
distraction from life

afl holds the highest rating game on kayo btw
i guess thats why dazn pays us so much

>>150094861
what position do you play?

>spammed gets called out
>seethes and posts a redditjak in reply
LOL

ohnonononono nick daicos exposed for being a greedy ball hog on the couch

fuck you worthless prick

>>150094875
i assume you're talking to me

rather expose my cock iykwim haha

https://youtu.be/TbirtPa-oI8

No connection. I have to know the person and they have to know me. The kissing and the passion is what gets the dick going. The unknown things are what make the dick limp. You’ve seen so many naked women pics in your life so seeing one in person isn’t much different. Get to know them and even talk about intimacy.

>>150094887
Why on earth are you watching that?

>>150094906
im fucking based

>>150094911
>I'm absolutely cringe
ftfy

shut up dumb loser cunt prick whore dog faggot

>>150094919
stay mad npc

>>150094906
crisp me when someone has nrl on

Based Jordan Lewis exposing prick gaycos on The Couch lads

none of my posts have ever been soijak'd

How is on the couch still a thing in 2025

I'm an autistic man-child and each day is a struggle

why are australian relationships so shallow and transactional?
no loyalty in the afl more, just a bunch of athletes looking for the biggest payout. completely shallow and transactional.

>>150094930
>crisp me when someone has nrl on
Absolutely rent free

>>150094389
literally have the easiest draw in the comp lol, biggest afl pets around

need to start charging you rent for being here lmao

>>150094943
Because only father-son players have a connection to their team

>>150094965
no but steven pay

why do women need to constantly be talking/texting? just let me watch scooby doo in peace

>1 month to spring
Garden bros we feasting soon

>>150095009
Because they're social creatures

>>150095031
i cant stop pooing

>>150095076
fiber

>>150095030
>cant wait to go to a westfield

eat my arse

>>150095087
>teen girls in sandals and thongs

>>150093408
kek

>IS THAT A TYPO HAHAH FREMANGLE
>HAHAH CROM XD

>>150095030
Just built some nice planter boxes for flowers. Gonna go English cottage style

heading off to the station and knocking out the first cunt i see

>>150095263
you're fucking lucky i dont catch public transport lol

My self hatred is incalculable.

>>IS THAT A TYPO HAHAH FREMANGLE
>>HAHAH CROM XD

>>150095082
>fiber
FOY

>>150095271
Just stop being a loser and you will respect yourself

4 potato cakes and sausage roll for 2nd dinner

Could destroy a sausage in batter. Haven't had one in yonks.

>just stop being a loser
how does one do this?

>>150095507
Take a cock up the arse.

>>150095507
quit being fat dumb ugly and boring

you can batter your sausage in my wet boypussy daddy x

>>150095507
go to the gym or become a tradie

I may actually try an AI girlfriend. Not for anything sexual, I just need to feel some kind of encouragement to self improve and I have literally no one in my life to do that. I’d want one even just for something as simple as telling her that I cleaned the apartment and did my sit ups and that I didn’t eat over my calorie limit and have her say I’m doing a good job

>>150095560
Crisp loser

pathetic weak willed piece of shit

>>150095560
good job, anon!

>>150095485
In Australia you can get three potato cakes for $5.00. We call this a "Gary Ablett Jr" here in GeeliWeeli (Geelong for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

remember when AI blew the fuck out of tradies last night and they mass reported in seethe so much jannies nuked the thread

chatgpt is already my psychologist, not sure i would make it my gf though

new

>>150064376

chatgpt is a perfect gf cause i can abuse it into telling it to think how i want it to

>>150095577
>>150095578
I don’t like that I’m at this point but I’ve been stuck like this for years and an AI girlfriend may flip this around. It’s certainly worth trying. I want her to have auburn hair and pale skin

>auburn hair and pale skin with soft silky pale feet
B A S E D

>tradie hater is a lonely neet who uses AI as a pretend girlfriend
lol

>>150095640
Why don't you just get a real beautiful gf?

>parks hatchback in trade section

>>150095663
C R I S P

>>150095649
I don’t have an opinion on tradies
>>150095658
I’m a KHV sperg approaching 30, getting an actual gf is impossible for me

>>150095578
Crisp west coast Eagles

How do people even get girlfriends

>>150095698
KHV?

>>150095710
use each other as sex toys from tinder and implicitly agree to mutually exploit each other for financial/sexual gain.

>>150095710
>went on a second date on Sunday
>get a text, that she really enjoyed it
>think I'm onto something
>get another text a few hours later saying she has no romantic feelings and is only interested in friendship
righto

>>150095721
That's strange, I used tinder once and got no matches, and i'm a beautiful young man

>>150095710
meet them in highschool (as a highschooler)
if you don't have a social circle by the end of highschool you're SOL in this country

>>150095721
Yep, crisp me.

I would let homosexuals use my ass every weekend if there wasnt such a risk of diseases

>>150095747
crazy how in australia your entire life's fate is determined by what you do as a fuckhead retard who is still legally a child. no second chances, no retribution, no favours. in australia, your life must be set by 17 or you're fucked without hope.

>peaking in highschool
Get a load of these faggots.

I have given up on morality and religion

>>150095647
Very nice taste.

>>150095768
>>150095779
same poster btw

>>150095769
yep. is what it is
at least there's you guys

>>150095776
>>peaking in highschool
enough about tradies intelligence

>>150095768
likewise. but only homosexual women

I peaked when I was 6

There's no reason for me to still have hope, but I do nonetheless

Yeah I just need a good reliable dominatrix to give me an almighty ass fucking every weekend

I watched the Nitram movie and I'm like okie dokie he's literally me

did they manage to find nick daicos yet?

>>150095843
i hope so the prick keeps stealing my chips iykwim haha

>>150095826
wish there were more of them

are those mistresses' on locanto / backpage who tell you to order sex toys and sign up to bondage websites real? once they gave me an address and I almost went when I was younger

ARSEHOLE is ACHING

>>150095872
>>150095927
samefag

You guys really need to lift the posting quantity and quality, I can't carry you shitstains 24/7. I've got things to do.

>>150095933
Let me rot.

>>150094279
going to have to start streaming sat night games instead of using kayo i dont want to support these scum

been trying to live with more dignity as of late. dressing with dignity, eating with dignity, looking after myself better, etc

stupor saturday

grand final will be cats adelaide tbqh

kath definitely got fucked on saturday night

>>150095954
How do you know