Thread 150064376

Rain and lightning edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Wests Tigers v Canterbury Bulldogs
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
CommBank Stadium, Parramatta
3.62-1.29
>It began with uncertainty, but Lachlan Galvin's Bulldogs career is heading in the right direction. However, his former team would enjoy being a roadblock.
Tigers 1-12 4.40
Tigers 13+ 11.00
Bulldogs 1-12 3.00
Bulldogs 13+ 2.10
Tigers +10.5 1.88 Bulldogs -10.5 1.92

>GAME 2
Cronulla Sharks v North Queensland Cowboys
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Woolooware
1.42-2.88
>Round 22 ends with the hosts boosted by returning players taking on a side keen to continue a late run for the Finals.
Sharks 1-12 3.05
Sharks 13+ 2.35
Cowboys 1-12 3.80
Cowboys 13+ 7.75
Sharks -7.5 1.82 Cowboys +7.5 1.99

NRLW
>GAME 1
North Queensland Cowboys v New Zealand Warriors
11:50am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.39-3.03
>Day 2 of NRLW Magic Round begins with the first clash between these two sides.
Cowboys 1-12 2.65
Cowboys 13+ 2.60
Warriors 1-12 3.75
Warriors 13+ 10.00
Cowboys -7.5 1.85 Warriors
+7.5 1.96

>GAME 2
Newcastle Knights v Canberra Raiders
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.13-6.05
>The Knights are looking to maintain a perfect record against the Raiders in their third game in this NRLW rivalry.
Knights 1-12 3.40
Knights 13+ 1.51
Raiders 1-12 7.50
Raiders 13+ 29.00
Knights -16.5 1.90 Raiders +16.5 1.90

>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v St George-Illawarra Dragons
3:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.61-2.33
>A crucial game involving two teams just outside the top four to conclude the inaugural NRLW Magic Round at McDonald Jones Stadium in Newcastle.
Eels 1-12 2.60
Eels 13+ 3.50
Dragons 1-12 3.15
Dragons 13+ 6.50
Eels -2.5 1.89 Dragons +2.5 1.90

>>150064472
wild

Dogs
Sharks

kino

Haha watching women act like men is so Kino and based, reddit general.

Lose a punt, champ?

Irish found

>>150068798
And your NRLW tips?

Rainy day, watch out bulldogs

what is your quest?

>be paid to play a high intensity ball game surrounded by opposing players trying to interrupt youw
>have a meltie when a trainer casually jogs near you

It’s like golf, you don’t walk across someones line

>>150071248
El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnson you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>>150069785
https://youtu.be/HDsCeC6f0zc?si=GPkz8j07dfJaE9lV

>>150070713
all the away teams, love

My knights have achieved nothing since Newcastle’s finest won Miss Universe in 2004

The wardrobe malfunction shortly after remains the greatest footage in existence.

>>150061072
>beef stroganoff parcels
Expectations were low and they still managed to duck under - not much filling, what filling there was tasted cruddy, had a few and binned the rest. 1/10
>sesame crusted prawns
They were as expected. Decent but not spectacular. I should have been more adventurous with dipping sauce. 5.5/10
>carbonara bites
Way better than expected. Smokey bacon flavour was nice. If you were having people over and you put a plate of these out with tooth picks in them while you get drinks ready, you won’t lose any friends. 8/10

Well I did say “if”

>>150071860
post her perfect bum m8

>>150071617
https://youtu.be/ECRWT9TEaj0

>>150071860
hmmmm

how did clint newton dump her ffs

>>150071921
This mid tier volleyball one is better
>>150061931

>>150072034
Nah Jen mogs her

>Nah Jen mogs her in a pancake making competition
FTFY

>>150071860
My Husband Quincy Dodd Would Heem Her

>>150072099
>quincy dudd

Going to magic round once again lads. Pray for me.

>duddphone.png
The irony kek

>>150072078
Dumb as. Prime Jen had one of the best bums ever.

>>150071993
imagine dumping a future miss universe lmao

>>150072078
Taking pancakes over cottage cheese!!

They want to see us dead before we up

>>150071860
Marty Johns never won Miss Universe…?

>>150072709
When you’re that great you don’t need to

Sick of the coons
Sick of the women
Sick of you of the reddification of this general

>>150072709
>marty

>>150072709
Jen > Matty Johns

>>150072741
For me it’s Elton Johns

>>150072962
Based

>burn $10 bonus bet on 7 leg multi for todays games
>accidentally pick over 43.5 for Tigers-Dogs

>>150073437
>Accidentally win $25,000

>>150073733
Not that kind of multi. It’s a $27 one so I’d only get $260. But will be spewing if that leg lets me down. Probably won’t matter, another part of it will no doubt lose too

>>150072734
t. aflsperg

suns out here must have cleared up in newie then

>>150074048
Based

Haven’t been rained on yet lads. Plus my peem is actually playing today.

>>150074689
Do you bring food or buy stuff there?

>>150074707
my hoodie is full of vegemite sandwiches

Bought some tendies and some red frogs. There’s a chicken and gravy burger that I want to try later as well.

but they're not alive :(

>>150074888
Nice

>WE HAVE A DECISION
>BANNED FOR 3 DAYS: OFF TOPIC

>>150075190
>filename
KEK

Wahs 5/8 looks like pooai

>>150074689
Take a photo of the fans holding the warriors letters. The woman with the S is holding it backwards

>Women

>>150075324
Best I can do with shitty phone zoom

>>150075370
>looks like an S to me teehee

Lost another punt, champ?

>>150071860
JENNNN

They must have received a gentle yet firm patriarchal correction

>>150075450
kek

>>150075200
>>150075190
sameflag.
you know it’s a nice arse.

was that security on the field just then?

it’s a fucking quagmire at there desu

>>150075548
Giggity giggity

she still won't sleep with you

>>150075588
Inaccurate. Hank has a flat awful bum. Jen’s looks nothing like that mate.

>>150075600
what if anon is Clint Newton? kek

Anon's Wife

>>150075588
unaustralian to insult our queens bum

lol the jannie deleting the JHawk bum pic

>>150073437
>>150073771
Called it

I find the Southwell sisters very attractive

>>150075909
And what a great bum it is

While we are posting losing bets

>>150075909
Didn’t like the filename

WE will all be watching the Xavier Savage doco

SHARNT!

>>150076001
Jesse looks like she’s be fun as

>>150075525
>sameflag

>>150076265
Not as odd as not liking Jen’s perfect bum

kek Badger with the shittest tatts i’ve ever seen

>>150076297
agreed
dat
ass
is
nice

>>150075926
Ouch. Fell over at the first hurdle. Like they say, You Win Some, You Lose More.

Watching this with the girls tackling each other with the mud all over their bodies is activating some sort of ancient neurons in my brain from back in the caveman days. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it’s definitely there.

TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS
GET FUCKED DOGGY CUNTS AND GALVIN KING FUCKFACE

poodogs bros...

DOGSHITS ARE FRAUDS

>>150071164
>Rainy day, watch out bulldogs
Based knower

Said it before but Douehi is an Origin potential player if he had good knees

POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
*sneaks into the village and eats your pet dog*

>Titans should have won
>Eels did well
>Tigers winning
>Souths

>>150076747
he’s only playing well because it’s a contract year m8
he’ll go back to an injured shitcunt at whatever peem is desperate enough to sign him next year

Always good to see the poowogs lose on a lazy sunday afternoon.

Toby sends his regards

Ah I see this is the "Top 4 teams play like shit" round

The doumeister is raping these mutts

Yikes
>ynr Mal Meninga

Big Bill can’t handle the pill

Pouhei is shitting all over these faggots

>>150076734
>>150076747
>>150076753
>>150076771
>>150076805
>>150076807
>>150076809
>he doesn’t know about the second half Max King hat-trick

POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS

WE WANT 50

based and Godpilled Douheii

>>150076854
at his rate the doggies will need two of these

GALGOD THE STACEY DEMOLISHER

Galvinsisters I'm not feeling so good

BITEBACK

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

MAULEDBABYBACK

le middling 16 year old halfback that ruined two club's seasons

*and destroyed /nrl/

Based whistling ad

based on what?

>>150035940
>Goanna Academy
Based, stick with it

20 in a row what a god

If I'm going to be honest with you boys I want it to stop raining

>>150077002
Yes.

We’re in here lads
https://youtu.be/pNTk4nAdJi4

Biteback Mountain

>>150077073
daring

>covers his mouth to cough in the middle of a footy field
He was raised right

ANYBODY SEEN GALVIN

We’ll waste a challenge thanks

Probably shouldn't let an islander make the challenge decision desu

>Mahoney off
>Opposition immediately scores 2 tries

bLakfulla curran

try on debut load up

um poogerbros.. surely they won’t.. you know

RABIESBACK

>>150077213
Are you the guy who said to bet on Munro when his mum died?

Buttlana looking sad on the 9 coverage lads

>>150077236
probably love an omen bet me

I think the better bet would be Cherrington try on her return game

>>150077252
Ok I'll put the child support payment on it

>>150077284
How old is the sprog?

>>150077213
Post your bet

FUCKWITTA

13 I've never met her payments go to mum's shoes from what I hear.

wow nice pass crichton i see why i am repeatedly told you are the best centre in the game

see you next year steph

That’s 8 weeks if you’re Trell

>>150077321
How do you know she's yours then?

how the fuck wasn’t that bin?

>>150077321
Is she the half cast you had?? Or is that another anon

steph cant go bin hes one of the good ones

>>150077349
>>150077374
Whoops forgot my proxy. BRB

KEK nice play Doggies ya spastics

Ahaha Galvin

Galvin did NOT want that shit

Tranny Critta needed to link wif Twink Gal

>>150064376 (OP)
>Tigers 13+ 11.00
Anyone?

kek good win Poogers but this claw celebration would have to be cringiest shit I’ve ever seen

oh no no no no

>>150077354
>>150077380
Pictures. She is half something (not Trelloriginal) don't think I have posted about it here before but I do get blackout drunk occasionally.

>>150077448
So you knocked up an islander...?

muddy kino

Why does every player Galvin passes to drop it or get smashed?

>>150077470
https://youtu.be/sSnxwnPkgas?si=FMzTHV5lbgrnlhQR

>>150077452
>>150077463
>I have an idea guys heart me out

Galvin cant recover from this. Benji won.

>THAT’S… a try
kek Cronk is such dork no feeling for the moment at all

BULLDEMPTION

Bulldogs will never recover. They will go out of the finals in week one. Burton and Kikau will leave and they will never make the finals again. Their fans will all end up in prison and they will be kicked from the comp. Belmore Stadium will be turned into an AFL oval with Galvin selling bootleg GWS merch outside.

got the last or close to last gas bottle from the servo
bullet dodged

ANYNODY SEEN GALVIN

bitta blakfulla magic

>>150077525
Brings a tear to the eye.

what do people even use those gas bottles for? bbq? cringe just use and oven you tryhard

Based whistling ad

Based Brandy

Wonder if it’s raining at Shark Park

Lebs are mud runners Trindal FTS ats mom

>>150077484
Yes?

>>150077570
Trindall isn’t a Lebbo kek

you now remember addin fonua blake

>>150077574
rekt

>>150077570
But did you nut up and put a bet on?

>>150075418
kek

when I’m getting a sundae from Maccas they me addin’ oreos & flake

R E F B A L L

Peels(W) halfback is cute

>>150077615
I wasn’t disputing he’s ability to score first

reuben cotter needs a haircut and 20cm of height and 20kg

Only a leb could score that try

>>150077657
only a Leb barber could do that

haven’t seen Reuben attack someone like that in quite some time

>>150077689
looked like a pink rexona

Need a leb prozzie to tug me off

C O W A R D L Y

Maroon reckons Dragons are going well with 12 men lads

>>150077706
>12 men

bit of fire this Tyra

MAGGOT

reckon Gus has new favourite player

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnson you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>watch fit chicks in smol shorts have a tussle
>watch roided islanders mud wrestle hairy lebs
Today we find out if you are a gay

you now remember Daly Cherry Evens

>>150077797
Hello

Bremner spotted

pooa will have the same number of wins and a better PD than warriors after today. and still be lower on the ladder. need to stop giving points for byes

poor poor cowwies

>>150077832
what

god i wish my laundry would hurry so i can go do something else.

>filled his bag
What did he mean by this

Fucking retard. Learn how to read, and comprehend what you're reading. Fuckhead.

>>150077854
Started mine at 6am. Carpe diem.

>>150077854
>laundry

NOOO MY JUJU

>kick on the first
Guess at 26-0 it’s ok

ON DEBUT

>nrl.com dead
someone live blog the mens game for me

got the flu lads

Based whistling ad

Feels like a Big Arch night

more like big shart

That comes tomorrow morning

B I F F

>>150077213
>>150077252
>>150077284
Thanks. Gonna be eating oysters n steaks this week.

Who gets 4th out of Pooarks, Poooncos, Poothers?

Logically Cronulla's easy run home should be enough but they're weak minded so I think Panthers.

>>150077996
Post the bet

Americans and Brits don't get it, but being Marxist is like a bog standard thing in Continental Europe, one could even say it's a very European thing to do

>>150077998
Dolphins

got him on a string, lads

An Inconvenient Truthie: The Cowboos aren’t actually a real team, they’re just a meme to try and grow the Queensland narrative

YEEEEHAWWWWBACK

Getting some serious Breakback Mountain vibes from these cowboys

my imposter alarm is going crazy lads

>first game back
>kill yourself

would love for the pooarks to make the top 4 so we can watch them inevitably go out in straight sets again kek

>>150078062
For the past 30 years
https://youtu.be/dwnanPuuCwk

>>150078062
Who won the premiership last? Broncos or Cowboys? Remind me?

>>150078083
Look it up yourself m8, wtf do I look like, David Middleton?

Nathan Cleary

>>150078090
so true

>>150078085
Ahh yes it was the cowboys who won in 2015, meanwhile the pooncos haven't won since 2006

started to piss down here lads

>>150078104
There ya go, wasn’t too difficult

GO RIGHT it was 4 on 1

>>150078104
>pooncos haven't won since 2006
The ghost of the Hunt drop lives on

umm she didnt ground that

>>150078018
Eat shit Sportsbet you can post my screenshot in your Monday morning marketing meeting and hope no one finds the archive where I called you a faggot

DEARDON GOT FUCKED UP

>>150078149
based knower

its over now they should have taken him off for a HIA

>>150078150
>didn’t place a bet
Got it

>>150078150
They only do that for bets added to the feed

Haha eat shit deardon faggot Queerslander

maybe if deardon had milked that head high shoulder charge instead of playing on they'd have got the penalty instead

still seething about Fraudcos with this one

>>150078179
he's too honourable for nuLeague needs to go to diving school

>>150078183
0:03
HOLY SHIT

>>150078182
You jinxed it by saying you’d won before you had

>>150078183
looks better without it

>>150078200
why lie like this

>>150078182
That's my bet, and I literally won. My bet was Broncos to score 51+ and they scored 60.

Daily Reminder that doggies are pretenders

so... sharks are winning the granny

>alternate winning margin
Based retard

>>150078214
Kek

>>150077647
Must be a leb since he scored

>>150078230
ugly cunt

>>150078236
m8 its just a baby go easy

did they used to say that cowwies had the best attack

COWBACK

6/8 a couple of fun upsets, on ya poogers not a terrible round of footy truth be told
enjoy the rest of your sunday family

>>150078285
Feels like a Big Arch night

>>150078230
“He’ll be a referee honey, we’re not risking our boy getting CTE.”

Bit sad there’s no 6:15 nrlw game to watch. Watching Goodfellas instead

>>150078542
This. It’s comfy

Slept through most of the games today I'm getting old lads

How the hell do you sleep all day?

Was out all night

If you were out all night you can’t be too old

>>150077998
Poothers

>on 98
>leaders on 101
dare I dream

>>150078898
It’s a free country

>>150078898
The meme comp was a failure

One and free some might say

ohhh I kinda forgot about the meme one tbqh

Bulldogs flopped, Bulldogs dropped,
Last place all the way,
Can’t kick goals, can’t catch a pass,
Fans just walk away!

In the mud, they slip and fall,
Defense’s all a joke,
Try to win, but lose again,
Coach just wants to choke—HEY!

Bulldogs flopped, Bulldogs dropped,
Fans sigh every game,
Oh what fun it is to watch
A team that’s lost its flame!

>>150078967
Blast from the piss… I mean past

>nazi salute
yikes

wrong arm champ

It’s Big Arch time

>>150077777
Check in’ these digits because no one else did. Also put meh in the screencap

>>150020549
Was delicious

Sam Backo died :-(
.f

Australian Rugby League Commission (ARLC) Chairman Peter V’landys AM has paid tribute to Sam Backo, who has passed away.

Backo played 116 matches for Canberra Raiders and 20 games for Brisbane Broncos between 1983 and 1990. Backo also played seven State of Origin matches for Queensland, as well as six Test matches for Australia.

“Sam was as tough as they come, a larger-than-life character who was as recognisable as he was resilient,” Mr V’landys said.

“Through a successful career with Canberra Raiders, Brisbane Broncos, not to mention Queensland and Australia, he was a one-of-a-kind footballer.

“He was famously a tryscorer in all three Ashes Tests against Great Britain in 1988.

“A member of the Indigenous Team of the Century, Sam was also a generous and selfless man who was passionate about Indigenous health and advocacy away from the field.

“On behalf of the Commission, I extend our sincerest condolences to Sam’s family, and all those who knew him.”

F

Sam Backo more like Sam Acck-Oh!

He was highly regarded by the old blokes at my junior club (when he was playing rep footy). I remember hearing them talking about him, he was seen as a bit of a crazy player a bit out there and difficult to handle on the field and quite outspoken off it

Stinky, loud annoying Brown Bulldogs "fans" who stopped watching between the years of 2017 to mid 2024 and bought their first jerseys this year WILL riot the streets of Belmore and disturb small businesses when they beat wooden spoon contending teams but will call for an investigation when they lose and the other team throws a bit of bants in their direction

>>150092910
>can’t handle some bantz
So, duddfag? He seethes everytime

>NRL world up in arms over offensive secret gesture known as the ‘Knot’ as Tigers embarrass Bulldogs
>In Furry, ‘Knot’ translates to take.
>But the ‘Knot gesture’ which is done by pointing a straight hand to the sky and wiggling the middle finger down towards the palm, translates to “s*x with ani***”.
>The Bulldogs - who have a large Furry fan base - have contacted the NRL Integrity Unit over the matter, after receiving several complaints about the Tigers players’ behaviour.
>The NRL is aware of the incident and will address the situation on Monday.
>Some comments have said, "I also saw Bulldogs fans making that gesture to the Tigers players and giving several the finger as well..." and "Some Bulldog fans have been doing that for a long time, now I know what it means. Seems a few Tigers players, after being on the receiving end gave it back to those fans, as it is the only way to communicate with them." and "F*cking f*rries man"

Finals this week boys (SC)

I thought still one round left? So the GF is in rd27?

>Not even 350 posts

kek

KEK

>>150093513
based furry

>>150093513
>>150093529

>>150093323
Betting the house on Guru

>Guru
Kek. KEK

>Panthers fine $50,000
>Trainer banned for 5 weeks

>>150093513
Bet you feel silly now

>>150094133
>spending $50k to beat the pootans

What do you blokes on Monday-Wednesday nights when the footy isnt on?

>>150094335
1:40 - 2:00 of this clip but with footy sounds
https://youtu.be/M5ybm9fsTqI

>>150094335
Watch NRL360

>>150094335
play factorio with my fellow gamer addo-car

How come there are massive protests on one of nation's most famous monuments for human rights violations half the world away but not a peep about our cost of living crisis?

can't farm aura with dat shit doh

Danika @ Logies

>>150094551
woops

another twink bites the dust

I want to put together an /nrl/ all-stars team so I’m going to ask for nominations in each position and then do some strawpoll votes if there’s any interest in it.
Let’s say all nominations will be finalised by the finals, and you’ll still be able to write in someone not nominated during the votes. Might be interesting to compare our favourite players against the dally m team, so if it all goes along I’d like to announce the team before the dally m’s

Doesn’t have to be the best players either it can just be your own favourites or just whatever

>>150094739
jetaya
hooker

>>150094335
Baseball or gaming

>>150094335
Today is a public holiday here so I’m going to watch the cricket and then mow the lawns and clear up some weeds and cut back some of the hedges and stuff if it doesn’t start raining

interesting request

>>150094792
toes, soles, ankles

>>150094133
>>150094138
Should’ve been $5,000,000 and a permaban. Games gone soft.

>>150094739
Latrell - 18th Man

>fullback
Ponga
Drinkwater
Treacy
Hammer
Teddy
>wing
Lomax
M. Montoya
Munro
AJ
>centre
Critter
>five-eighth
Luke Brooks
>halfback
Cleary
>prop
Royce Hunt
De Bellin
Horsburgh
Matt Lodge
>second row
Jai Arrow
Angus Crichton
K. Koloamatangi
>lock

more like latrell third man in

>>150094792
tits, teeth, tanlines

>>150094739
STAGGS MY FAV PLAYER IN ANY POSITION

danny prefers him in missionary

>>150094739
Nominating Bendy based whistling ad guy for 18th man

>>150094739
Like our most memed players? DCE and Ben Hunt come to mind. Walsh and Walker for twink representation. Pootrell would have to be in too. Other big mentions would be Ponga, Cleary, Tubro, Gutho, Hynes, Radley, Teddy, Luai. Also /ourguy/ Joe 4Chan.

Former NRL prop Lloyd Perrett had filed a lawsuit against the Sea Eagles.

He alleges he was deprived of water during a training session in November of 2017 which led to him suffering heat stroke and stress induced seizures, leaving him in a comatose state for two days.

water comes out of a tap you retard you only denied yourself

Not as though the brookvale oval security staff were going to literally shoot him if he went towards the designated drinking tap

reckon only cum cums out of a tap at brookie iykwim hahq

need more hookers

Bit foggy today. The weather outside is funny too

The manly leagues club doesn't serve any beers while the home game is on which is bullshit

>>150101434
UTTER woke nonsense if true

>>150101434
What do they serve?

What if instead of a $50000 fine, the panthers were forced to just stand there and let 50000 balls be kicked into them by the titans

it's been done

>>150102723
what if that happened too, and they had their 2 points taken away from them.

>>150091691
based cairnscunt

>>150103589
Why she wearing undies in public?

>>150103849
Undies Mondays

>>150103849
you havent seen gym chicks out on public yet?

>>150103849
why are the 4 men also you spastic incel

OMEN

>>150104104
Are you claiming all four guys in the video are Anon and they are all incel spastics?

>>150091691
Would love for Rupert McCall to write your biography, Irish

>>150092910
Honestly the Lebbos are consistently at the games. It's the white Bulldogs fans who have long moved out of Bankstown which will form the bandwagon.

JAKE ARTHUR YOU ARE A NEWCASTLE KNIGHT

Anon YOU are a South Sydney Rabbitoh

Yeah it's over for Dudd, Wayne's named the 70kg twink ahead of him and he's not even on the extended bench

>>150104306
Correct; and I am right.

PEEM

So souths should be last(er)

>>150104713
she rushes too much

>kasey badger
well her names not kasey referee is it

First father and daughter duo to score in their respective NRL and NRLW debut

SPOOOOOONNNNNN BOWWWWLLLLLL

>Rabbitohs
Titans
Eels (H)
Dragons (H)
Bye
Roosters

>Titans
Rabbitohs (H)
Sharks
Warriors (H)
Dolphins
Tigers (H)

>>150104748
I remember people calling Ali Lauitit the Michael Jordan of Rugby League

>>150104780
It's not a Spoonbowl unless the loser of the game receives the Spoon and the match happens in the final round.

>>150105064
copew

>>150104806
He was a fucking gun and then poof disappears over to the pooper peague

>>150105064
I don’t feel it needs to be that specific

>>150104713
>all aspects of play has been cleared up until now
kinda gives you a bit of doubt all the other times they've said that aye :^)

>>150105148
What if Souths lose this week but then go on a meme winning streak for the rest of the season? The loser of the 'spoonbowl' would end up avoiding the spoon.

Sangster getting a little chubby these days

>>150105225
no fatrell no hope

>>150105225
The Spoonbowl is more a state of mind. Even if we win this weekend, we’re not going on some epic run of wins

The premiership push starts this weekend
Let's Go Cowboys

>>150105129
Back in the day you could legitimately make more money in the Super League and play for longer too that's why so many players went over in the 2000s

Below is a special message for N:

I am going to destroy you. Your minor premiership win is exactly that - minor. True greatness is proven in the finals. When the stakes are high, your house of cards will come tumbling down. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

50 bucks on N

Sometimes I genuinely wonder what if I had the exact same football ability but grew up in England and if I could have made the Super League or not. Or even just League 1 or something

>>150105385
Post it in the SC chat

One of the guys I used to play with growing up is in League 1 at the moment so I reckon you could. He was nothing special so I imagine they must have a pretty limited pool of prospects.

I'm fat and old now and I'm sure they do some kind of virginity test before they let you in the league

Lucky we don’t do anything like that here

Genuinely near The Spot if anyone wants their tart's head bumming in

its tuesday night you gotta problem or what

>>150105385
>True greatness is proven in the tipping comp
FTFY

>>150105436
I played in a pretty stacked aged group in inner Sydney so I wonder if I grew up in fucking Rochdale or Goole or some shit

>>150105510
Haha i remember you asking what to do in randwic

just automated electricity-age technology pack lads if I was an NRL coach I would NOT get the spoon

>>150105064
It doesn't have to be in the last round it just has to make it mathematically impossible for the loser to avoid the spoon and it has to be on both sides otherwise it's not a bowl

>>150105360
I think there is also a quote out somewhere about him just wanting to play for fun and didn't care about training or even winning

>>150106053
I accept your point about it not necessarily having to be in the final round. By the second criteria however this weekend's match is NOT a Spoonbowl/

>>150106319
It's /tardbowl/

It’s likely the loser will get the spoon. That’s good enough to make it Spoonbowl to me

Call it what you want. If we had pro/rel it would actually be meaningful

Get enough weird results and Eels v Knights in the very last match of the season before finals could be spoonbowl

Parra look better if they stay fit but yeah there’s a few teams who are in spoon contention

If we actually get a Spoon bowl (two teams playing in the last round where the loser gets the spoon) again this year, it will confirm the NRL is righed

Games gone soft

Bulldog is such an annoying cunt of a journo. The Titans are shit because they’re shit and Des has obviously lost the shed, they’ve a bunch of overpaid big guys who never get shit done and are basically soft cunts. Souths have something ridiculous like 19 first team players out injured and have pretty much been like that all season and there’s fuck all they can do about it because of the precious salary cap otherwise we could’ve brought in some guys from England or poached some unhappy guys from other clubs

>>150111059
Both teams are running out with reserve grade teams because of injuries it's really not that hard to work out DEAN

>>150110308
With the exception of Brisbane, Newcastle and North Queensland, look at the difference in crowd numbers for other teams when doing well v not doing well. Most of them will pull crowds of 3,000 max if relegated

And 3000 is the first year. If they take a few years to make it back, more like 500

>>150111507
Who cares

>>150112718
meant for
>>150112506

>>150112494
>>150112506
I don't care how much money Albo is putting into this NOBODY cares about the Pacific Championships

The NRL format is an example of post ww2 American hegemony in Australia

Hitler would've wanted promotion and relegation

niggoh heinz might kill himself if sharks go out in straight sets*

*assuming they make top 4
(I have not seen the ladder or draw)

>>150111507
And the promoted teams will pull more dumb ass holy fuck i hate what Australia has become total americanised technocrat boot licking fans no I don't care about you >insert random animal< franchise club that represents no where and can be relocated on the whim of channel 9

love me Cook Island gals

Why did Cook get his own island when he hasn't even won a premmy

For me it's the Solomon Islands named after King solomon

You mean the guy who makes carpets and flooring. The island is where he makes em

>>150114715
Idkwhaturtalkingaboutmate

Why do they always invite Cook Islands to these tournaments? They've always gotta bring guys like Alex Glenn and Brad Takairagi out of retirement just to fill a team and they just get smashed anyway

its not always about winning

>>150113615
>>150114623

For me, it's Kiana Takairangi and her beautiful feet

SPOON BOWL
COACH BOWL

>>150114990
<3

Lewis Dodd has been given permission to seek another peem

>>150115338
kek

>>150115338
Not bad

>>150115338
They can bully players to create cap space but can’t take a bit of lebbo banter tsk tsk always been a soulless club

Poor Lewis--would of done well under a real coach, not Incel Bennett

You now remember Brad Takairagi Eels era KINO staring
Corey Norman
Nathan Peats
That coconut who always faked cramps
Radradra into Sivo
Fergo the Cunnisseur

https://youtu.be/lp0SPg7dAOk?si=9ygcMMsTD059bg3r
based Kenny The Cramp Edwards is a Peels legend

What do y'all know about my boi Ken Sio

Lewis Dodd YOU are a Bradford Bull

Wayne Kerr status?

>>150116096
Playing with Dick Shodoff

he'll never coach I P Freely again

>>150116382
Classic
https://youtu.be/2bcgB0d4deE

got called 'old mate' today lads

That’s not so bad. It’s only when they call you that behind your back that you’ve got a problem

>>150116391
Hard to beat classic Simpsons

>>150094863
Surprised at no Trell

>>150117681
me too, I must’ve been tired

STUDBACK

>>150119680
>>150119680
>>150119680

Last4Ellie
>>150071490