Rain and lightning edition
NRL
>GAME 1
Wests Tigers v Canterbury Bulldogs
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
CommBank Stadium, Parramatta
3.62-1.29
>It began with uncertainty, but Lachlan Galvin's Bulldogs career is heading in the right direction. However, his former team would enjoy being a roadblock.
Tigers 1-12 4.40
Tigers 13+ 11.00
Bulldogs 1-12 3.00
Bulldogs 13+ 2.10
Tigers +10.5 1.88 Bulldogs -10.5 1.92
>GAME 2
Cronulla Sharks v North Queensland Cowboys
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Woolooware
1.42-2.88
>Round 22 ends with the hosts boosted by returning players taking on a side keen to continue a late run for the Finals.
Sharks 1-12 3.05
Sharks 13+ 2.35
Cowboys 1-12 3.80
Cowboys 13+ 7.75
Sharks -7.5 1.82 Cowboys +7.5 1.99
NRLW
>GAME 1
North Queensland Cowboys v New Zealand Warriors
11:50am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.39-3.03
>Day 2 of NRLW Magic Round begins with the first clash between these two sides.
Cowboys 1-12 2.65
Cowboys 13+ 2.60
Warriors 1-12 3.75
Warriors 13+ 10.00
Cowboys -7.5 1.85 Warriors
+7.5 1.96
>GAME 2
Newcastle Knights v Canberra Raiders
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.13-6.05
>The Knights are looking to maintain a perfect record against the Raiders in their third game in this NRLW rivalry.
Knights 1-12 3.40
Knights 13+ 1.51
Raiders 1-12 7.50
Raiders 13+ 29.00
Knights -16.5 1.90 Raiders +16.5 1.90
>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v St George-Illawarra Dragons
3:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
1.61-2.33
>A crucial game involving two teams just outside the top four to conclude the inaugural NRLW Magic Round at McDonald Jones Stadium in Newcastle.
Eels 1-12 2.60
Eels 13+ 3.50
Dragons 1-12 3.15
Dragons 13+ 6.50
Eels -2.5 1.89 Dragons +2.5 1.90
https://youtu.be/JoS4abqGTCY
Haha watching women act like men is so Kino and based, reddit general.
https://youtu.be/JaAWdljhD5o?list=RDB3ug7KqjsFU
>>150068798And your NRLW tips?
Rainy day, watch out bulldogs
>be paid to play a high intensity ball game surrounded by opposing players trying to interrupt youw
>have a meltie when a trainer casually jogs near you
It’s like golf, you don’t walk across someones line
>>150071248El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnson you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
>>150069785https://youtu.be/HDsCeC6f0zc?si=GPkz8j07dfJaE9lV
>>150070713all the away teams, love
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My knights have achieved nothing since Newcastle’s finest won Miss Universe in 2004
The wardrobe malfunction shortly after remains the greatest footage in existence.
>>150061072>beef stroganoff parcels Expectations were low and they still managed to duck under - not much filling, what filling there was tasted cruddy, had a few and binned the rest. 1/10
>sesame crusted prawns They were as expected. Decent but not spectacular. I should have been more adventurous with dipping sauce. 5.5/10
>carbonara bitesWay better than expected. Smokey bacon flavour was nice. If you were having people over and you put a plate of these out with tooth picks in them while you get drinks ready, you won’t lose any friends. 8/10
>>150071860post her perfect bum m8
>>150071617https://youtu.be/ECRWT9TEaj0
how did clint newton dump her ffs
>>150071921This mid tier volleyball one is better
>>150061931
>>150072034Nah Jen mogs her
>Nah Jen mogs her in a pancake making competition
FTFY
>>150071860My Husband Quincy Dodd Would Heem Her
Going to magic round once again lads. Pray for me.
>duddphone.png
The irony kek
>>150072078Dumb as. Prime Jen had one of the best bums ever.
>>150071993imagine dumping a future miss universe lmao
>>150072078Taking pancakes over cottage cheese!!
They want to see us dead before we up
>>150071860Marty Johns never won Miss Universe…?
>>150072709When you’re that great you don’t need to
Sick of the coons
Sick of the women
Sick of you of the reddification of this general
uhh
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>>150072709Jen > Matty Johns
>>150072741For me it’s Elton Johns
bean
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>burn $10 bonus bet on 7 leg multi for todays games
>accidentally pick over 43.5 for Tigers-Dogs
>>150073437>Accidentally win $25,000
>>150073733Not that kind of multi. It’s a $27 one so I’d only get $260. But will be spewing if that leg lets me down. Probably won’t matter, another part of it will no doubt lose too
suns out here must have cleared up in newie then
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Haven’t been rained on yet lads. Plus my peem is actually playing today.
>>150074689Do you bring food or buy stuff there?
>>150074707my hoodie is full of vegemite sandwiches
Bought some tendies and some red frogs. There’s a chicken and gravy burger that I want to try later as well.
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>WE HAVE A DECISION
>BANNED FOR 3 DAYS: OFF TOPIC
Wahs 5/8 looks like pooai
>>150074689Take a photo of the fans holding the warriors letters. The woman with the S is holding it backwards
>Women
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>>150075324Best I can do with shitty phone zoom
>>150075370>looks like an S to me teehee
Lost another punt, champ?
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>women
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They must have received a gentle yet firm patriarchal correction
>>150075200>>150075190sameflag.
you know it’s a nice arse.
was that security on the field just then?
it’s a fucking quagmire at there desu
>>150075548Giggity giggity
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she still won't sleep with you
>>150075588Inaccurate. Hank has a flat awful bum. Jen’s looks nothing like that mate.
>>150075600what if anon is Clint Newton? kek
>>150075588unaustralian to insult our queens bum
lol the jannie deleting the JHawk bum pic
Out
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I find the Southwell sisters very attractive
>>150075909And what a great bum it is
While we are posting losing bets
>>150075909Didn’t like the filename
WE will all be watching the Xavier Savage doco
>>150076001Jesse looks like she’s be fun as
>>150076265Not as odd as not liking Jen’s perfect bum
kek Badger with the shittest tatts i’ve ever seen
>>150076297agreed
dat
ass
is
nice
>>150075926Ouch. Fell over at the first hurdle. Like they say, You Win Some, You Lose More.
Watching this with the girls tackling each other with the mud all over their bodies is activating some sort of ancient neurons in my brain from back in the caveman days. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it’s definitely there.
TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS
GET FUCKED DOGGY CUNTS AND GALVIN KING FUCKFACE
>>150071164>Rainy day, watch out bulldogsBased knower
Said it before but Douehi is an Origin potential player if he had good knees
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
*sneaks into the village and eats your pet dog*
>Titans should have won
>Eels did well
>Tigers winning
>Souths
>>150076747he’s only playing well because it’s a contract year m8
he’ll go back to an injured shitcunt at whatever peem is desperate enough to sign him next year
Always good to see the poowogs lose on a lazy sunday afternoon.
Ah I see this is the "Top 4 teams play like shit" round
The doumeister is raping these mutts
Big Bill can’t handle the pill
Pouhei is shitting all over these faggots
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
POOGERS POOGERS POOGERS
>mfw bulldogs customers thought they would win the premiership this year
based and Godpilled Douheii
>>150076854at his rate the doggies will need two of these
GALGOD THE STACEY DEMOLISHER
Galvinsisters I'm not feeling so good
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
le middling 16 year old halfback that ruined two club's seasons
>>150035940>Goanna Academy Based, stick with it
If I'm going to be honest with you boys I want it to stop raining
We’re in here lads
https://youtu.be/pNTk4nAdJi4
>covers his mouth to cough in the middle of a footy field
He was raised right
We’ll waste a challenge thanks
Probably shouldn't let an islander make the challenge decision desu
>Mahoney off
>Opposition immediately scores 2 tries
um poogerbros.. surely they won’t.. you know
>>150077213Are you the guy who said to bet on Munro when his mum died?
Buttlana looking sad on the 9 coverage lads
>>150077236probably love an omen bet me
I think the better bet would be Cherrington try on her return game
>>150077252Ok I'll put the child support payment on it
>>150077284How old is the sprog?
13 I've never met her payments go to mum's shoes from what I hear.
wow nice pass crichton i see why i am repeatedly told you are the best centre in the game
That’s 8 weeks if you’re Trell
>>150077321How do you know she's yours then?
how the fuck wasn’t that bin?
>>150077321Is she the half cast you had?? Or is that another anon
steph cant go bin hes one of the good ones
>>150077349>>150077374Whoops forgot my proxy. BRB
KEK nice play Doggies ya spastics
Galvin did NOT want that shit
Tranny Critta needed to link wif Twink Gal
>>150064376 (OP)>Tigers 13+ 11.00Anyone?
kek good win Poogers but this claw celebration would have to be cringiest shit I’ve ever seen
>>150077354>>150077380Pictures. She is half something (not Trelloriginal) don't think I have posted about it here before but I do get blackout drunk occasionally.
bean
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>>150077448So you knocked up an islander...?
Why does every player Galvin passes to drop it or get smashed?
>>150077470https://youtu.be/sSnxwnPkgas?si=FMzTHV5lbgrnlhQR
>>150077452>>150077463>I have an idea guys heart me out
Galvin cant recover from this. Benji won.
>tfw you don't have a mixed race illegitimate daughter
>THAT’S… a try
kek Cronk is such dork no feeling for the moment at all
Bulldogs will never recover. They will go out of the finals in week one. Burton and Kikau will leave and they will never make the finals again. Their fans will all end up in prison and they will be kicked from the comp. Belmore Stadium will be turned into an AFL oval with Galvin selling bootleg GWS merch outside.
got the last or close to last gas bottle from the servo
bullet dodged
>>150077525Brings a tear to the eye.
what do people even use those gas bottles for? bbq? cringe just use and oven you tryhard
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Wonder if it’s raining at Shark Park
Lebs are mud runners Trindal FTS ats mom
>>150077570Trindall isn’t a Lebbo kek
you now remember addin fonua blake
>>150077570But did you nut up and put a bet on?
when I’m getting a sundae from Maccas they me addin’ oreos & flake
Peels(W) halfback is cute
>>150077615I wasn’t disputing he’s ability to score first
reuben cotter needs a haircut and 20cm of height and 20kg
Only a leb could score that try
>>150077657only a Leb barber could do that
haven’t seen Reuben attack someone like that in quite some time
>>150077689looked like a pink rexona
Need a leb prozzie to tug me off
Maroon reckons Dragons are going well with 12 men lads
reckon Gus has new favourite player
El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnson you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
>watch fit chicks in smol shorts have a tussle
>watch roided islanders mud wrestle hairy lebs
Today we find out if you are a gay
67ik7
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>pls pls pay attention to me
you now remember Daly Cherry Evens
pooa will have the same number of wins and a better PD than warriors after today. and still be lower on the ladder. need to stop giving points for byes
god i wish my laundry would hurry so i can go do something else.
>filled his bag
What did he mean by this
Fucking retard. Learn how to read, and comprehend what you're reading. Fuckhead.
>>150077854Started mine at 6am. Carpe diem.
>kick on the first
Guess at 26-0 it’s ok
>nrl.com dead
someone live blog the mens game for me
Feels like a Big Arch night
That comes tomorrow morning
>>150077213>>150077252>>150077284Thanks. Gonna be eating oysters n steaks this week.
Who gets 4th out of Pooarks, Poooncos, Poothers?
Logically Cronulla's easy run home should be enough but they're weak minded so I think Panthers.
Americans and Brits don't get it, but being Marxist is like a bog standard thing in Continental Europe, one could even say it's a very European thing to do
got him on a string, lads
An Inconvenient Truthie: The Cowboos aren’t actually a real team, they’re just a meme to try and grow the Queensland narrative
Getting some serious Breakback Mountain vibes from these cowboys
my imposter alarm is going crazy lads
>first game back
>kill yourself
would love for the pooarks to make the top 4 so we can watch them inevitably go out in straight sets again kek
>>150078062For the past 30 years
https://youtu.be/dwnanPuuCwk
>>150078062Who won the premiership last? Broncos or Cowboys? Remind me?
>>150078083Look it up yourself m8, wtf do I look like, David Middleton?
>>150078085Ahh yes it was the cowboys who won in 2015, meanwhile the pooncos haven't won since 2006
started to piss down here lads
>>150078104There ya go, wasn’t too difficult
>>150078104>pooncos haven't won since 2006The ghost of the Hunt drop lives on
umm she didnt ground that
>>150078018Eat shit Sportsbet you can post my screenshot in your Monday morning marketing meeting and hope no one finds the archive where I called you a faggot
its over now they should have taken him off for a HIA
>>150078150>didn’t place a betGot it
>>150078150They only do that for bets added to the feed
Haha eat shit deardon faggot Queerslander
maybe if deardon had milked that head high shoulder charge instead of playing on they'd have got the penalty instead
cow sad
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still seething about Fraudcos with this one
>>150078179he's too honourable for nuLeague needs to go to diving school
>>150078182You jinxed it by saying you’d won before you had
>>150078183looks better without it
>>150078200why lie like this
>>150078182That's my bet, and I literally won. My bet was Broncos to score 51+ and they scored 60.
Daily Reminder that doggies are pretenders
so... sharks are winning the granny
>alternate winning margin
Based retard
>>150077647Must be a leb since he scored
>thanks for giving us a baby Anon, what position do you think he will play?
>>150078236m8 its just a baby go easy
did they used to say that cowwies had the best attack
6/8 a couple of fun upsets, on ya poogers not a terrible round of footy truth be told
enjoy the rest of your sunday family
>>150078285Feels like a Big Arch night
>>150078230“He’ll be a referee honey, we’re not risking our boy getting CTE.”
Bit sad there’s no 6:15 nrlw game to watch. Watching Goodfellas instead
>>150078542This. It’s comfy
Slept through most of the games today I'm getting old lads
How the hell do you sleep all day?
If you were out all night you can’t be too old
>on 98
>leaders on 101
dare I dream
>>150078898It’s a free country
>>150078898The meme comp was a failure
One and free some might say
ohhh I kinda forgot about the meme one tbqh
Bulldogs flopped, Bulldogs dropped,
Last place all the way,
Can’t kick goals, can’t catch a pass,
Fans just walk away!
In the mud, they slip and fall,
Defense’s all a joke,
Try to win, but lose again,
Coach just wants to choke—HEY!
Bulldogs flopped, Bulldogs dropped,
Fans sigh every game,
Oh what fun it is to watch
A team that’s lost its flame!
>>150078967Blast from the piss… I mean past
>>150077777Check in’ these digits because no one else did. Also put meh in the screencap
sniff
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Australian Rugby League Commission (ARLC) Chairman Peter V’landys AM has paid tribute to Sam Backo, who has passed away.
Backo played 116 matches for Canberra Raiders and 20 games for Brisbane Broncos between 1983 and 1990. Backo also played seven State of Origin matches for Queensland, as well as six Test matches for Australia.
“Sam was as tough as they come, a larger-than-life character who was as recognisable as he was resilient,” Mr V’landys said.
“Through a successful career with Canberra Raiders, Brisbane Broncos, not to mention Queensland and Australia, he was a one-of-a-kind footballer.
“He was famously a tryscorer in all three Ashes Tests against Great Britain in 1988.
“A member of the Indigenous Team of the Century, Sam was also a generous and selfless man who was passionate about Indigenous health and advocacy away from the field.
“On behalf of the Commission, I extend our sincerest condolences to Sam’s family, and all those who knew him.”
mmmm
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Sam Backo more like Sam Acck-Oh!
He was highly regarded by the old blokes at my junior club (when he was playing rep footy). I remember hearing them talking about him, he was seen as a bit of a crazy player a bit out there and difficult to handle on the field and quite outspoken off it
trell
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Stinky, loud annoying Brown Bulldogs "fans" who stopped watching between the years of 2017 to mid 2024 and bought their first jerseys this year WILL riot the streets of Belmore and disturb small businesses when they beat wooden spoon contending teams but will call for an investigation when they lose and the other team throws a bit of bants in their direction
>>150092910>can’t handle some bantzSo, duddfag? He seethes everytime
>NRL world up in arms over offensive secret gesture known as the ‘Knot’ as Tigers embarrass Bulldogs
>In Furry, ‘Knot’ translates to take.
>But the ‘Knot gesture’ which is done by pointing a straight hand to the sky and wiggling the middle finger down towards the palm, translates to “s*x with ani***”.
>The Bulldogs - who have a large Furry fan base - have contacted the NRL Integrity Unit over the matter, after receiving several complaints about the Tigers players’ behaviour.
>The NRL is aware of the incident and will address the situation on Monday.
>Some comments have said, "I also saw Bulldogs fans making that gesture to the Tigers players and giving several the finger as well..." and "Some Bulldog fans have been doing that for a long time, now I know what it means. Seems a few Tigers players, after being on the receiving end gave it back to those fans, as it is the only way to communicate with them." and "F*cking f*rries man"
Finals this week boys (SC)
I thought still one round left? So the GF is in rd27?
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>Not even 350 posts
kek
KEK
>>150093323Betting the house on Guru
>Panthers fine $50,000
>Trainer banned for 5 weeks
>>150093513Bet you feel silly now
>>150094133>spending $50k to beat the pootans
What do you blokes on Monday-Wednesday nights when the footy isnt on?
>>1500943351:40 - 2:00 of this clip but with footy sounds
https://youtu.be/M5ybm9fsTqI
addo car
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>>150094335play factorio with my fellow gamer addo-car
How come there are massive protests on one of nation's most famous monuments for human rights violations half the world away but not a peep about our cost of living crisis?
can't farm aura with dat shit doh
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another twink bites the dust
I want to put together an /nrl/ all-stars team so I’m going to ask for nominations in each position and then do some strawpoll votes if there’s any interest in it.
Let’s say all nominations will be finalised by the finals, and you’ll still be able to write in someone not nominated during the votes. Might be interesting to compare our favourite players against the dally m team, so if it all goes along I’d like to announce the team before the dally m’s
Doesn’t have to be the best players either it can just be your own favourites or just whatever
>>150094335Baseball or gaming
>>150094335Today is a public holiday here so I’m going to watch the cricket and then mow the lawns and clear up some weeds and cut back some of the hedges and stuff if it doesn’t start raining
rory
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interesting request
>>150094792toes, soles, ankles
>>150094133>>150094138Should’ve been $5,000,000 and a permaban. Games gone soft.
>>150094739Latrell - 18th Man
>fullback
Ponga
Drinkwater
Treacy
Hammer
Teddy
>wing
Lomax
M. Montoya
Munro
AJ
>centre
Critter
>five-eighth
Luke Brooks
>halfback
Cleary
>prop
Royce Hunt
De Bellin
Horsburgh
Matt Lodge
>second row
Jai Arrow
Angus Crichton
K. Koloamatangi
>lock
more like latrell third man in
PLW
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>>150094792tits, teeth, tanlines
>>150094739STAGGS MY FAV PLAYER IN ANY POSITION
danny prefers him in missionary
>>150094739Nominating Bendy based whistling ad guy for 18th man
>>150094739Like our most memed players? DCE and Ben Hunt come to mind. Walsh and Walker for twink representation. Pootrell would have to be in too. Other big mentions would be Ponga, Cleary, Tubro, Gutho, Hynes, Radley, Teddy, Luai. Also /ourguy/ Joe 4Chan.
Former NRL prop Lloyd Perrett had filed a lawsuit against the Sea Eagles.
He alleges he was deprived of water during a training session in November of 2017 which led to him suffering heat stroke and stress induced seizures, leaving him in a comatose state for two days.
water comes out of a tap you retard you only denied yourself
Not as though the brookvale oval security staff were going to literally shoot him if he went towards the designated drinking tap
reckon only cum cums out of a tap at brookie iykwim hahq
Bit foggy today. The weather outside is funny too
