Thread 150070594

St Kilda vs North Melbourne
Geelong vs Port Adelaide
Fremantle vs Carlton

No nicknames.

shant be watching any of these games ta

>>150070594 (OP)
Bombers not gonna win a final again this year.

The curse of Bombers not winning a final since JHawk flashed her perfect arse moves into its 22nd year!

>>150071910
Needs to be spoken about more. Give me some Kingy analysis on this.

dead community, dead sport

perfect arse? aha

>>150071910
bit in this…

logan morris will kick 100 some time in his career and behind jezza is the 2nd best goalkicker in the comp

church house gin house

>>150071910
nice anon….10/10

school house, outhouse

being so depressed I can’t be bothered eating is how I’m going to lose these last 10kg

>>150073202
Fuckhead

the mcg belongs to will ashcroft

>>150073243
relax fella x

pies 2025 = sydney 2024

Canberra should have a team

storm was something hey perthbros

>>150073202
>gas station
absolutely cringe

Eating is the only thing which makes life bearable

i hated ginnivan until he flipped off crom dickheads and ignored the dickhead reporter at adelaide airport, now i don't mind him

>>150069840
god i wish prime alexis knapp rode me iykwim haha

3 shit games

>>150074157
if it was me having sex it would be 3 shit pump iykwim haha

>>150074243
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

no mick

mick daicos

micky head and the hrt dosage

collingwood are dogfuck

chunky steak pie and a spinach cheese roll for brekky

GENZ SKIRT AND A SNEAKY MICK
GENZ SKIRT AND A SNEAKY MICK

>>150074444
checked and confirmed mickhead is a tranny

Good morning alf

Could go a pie and coke desu

>>150074511
crisp npc

tiggs paying $3.80 against shit kilda at the G seems like good value

wonder how many hours of passionate sex "gen z boss and mini" girl has clocked up

Morning fellas. How was church?

>>150074067
Why did that song get me up and about

https://www.bunnings.com.au/lawn-solutions-australia-1m-sir-walter-dna-certified-buffalo-turf_p0028916?store=7363&gad_campaignid=21880734209

where is this kept in store i never find it

Why do I always feel exhausted after I shower to the point that I need to sit down for 30 minutes to recover

>>150074624
Crisp morbidly obese cunt.

>>150074622
Didn't even know they sold turf at bunnings. Must be all dead as fuck.

>>150074622
secret tradie only section champ

>>150074558
based on the stats it's likely quite low if any.

>>150074622
outdoor garden section, usually near the gate

>>150074558
Not as many as new frank green and a sneaky link

thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SPiSYVLFCM8

Far too many Slavs played last night for my comfort.
Daicos
Daicos
Markov
Mihocek
Lipinski
Starcevich

Must be the most ever in an AFL game.

>>150074746
it's Markyiv, chud

>>150074704
Itty bitty titties and a bob loves BWC. Typical yellow beast.

>>150074558
yjk it was with wise sexy older millenial men like myself

>>150074710
nah cuh
https://youtu.be/Eh52ggT_mU0 realy sunday vibez

Gen z boss girl has more money than anyone in this thread

>>150074746
we out here, ti peder

>>150074793
And 5’3 with an attitude is tradwife material

>micksperg in his garage drunk at 4am
https://youtu.be/XyCKVCGEmrM

>>150074845
*hides wallet

Thinking a chicken parmé for lunch

>>150074746
>Far too many Slavs played last night for my comfort.
Bizarre racist post, what exactly is your issue with Slavs?

>>150075001
Calm down mate, I've got dashcams and a doorbell camera recording

>>150075045
Good for you champ, you didn't anwser my question

Typical Slav, always seething.

>make moronic racist post
>get asked why you made such a post
>you're seething xd xd
Merely pretending, the anon

My catters play today :)

love you lads, you're my only friends

>>150074666
based scg groundsman

why don't geelong have any sudanese players? they racist or something?

>>150075156
*groundsperson

>>150075001
everyone on this site is a race obsessed weirdo thanks to pol

>>150075135
based micksperg

how many /afl/ posters can you identify?

>>150075117
Seethovic

>>150075199
i don't want to talk about it

>>150075199
fuck read posters as players

>>150075001
what exactly is your issue with racism?

However bad things are it will only be worse later so try to enjoy it

I need to fuck

If youse blokes like beef jerky I highly recommend this stuff

So sick of you idiots. Wish this place remained hacked

>>150075325
what if i dont

can tell just by looking at her that secret product and a trench relishes a good pounding

>>150075334
eat a carrot or something i dunno

>>150075325
Jerky is too expensive for what it is. That shit probably costs $10.

>>150070594 (OP)
Logan Morris or Nate Caddy, /alf/?

Woke up feeling tired and with a fucking headache. How badly did I sleep?

>>150075378
before he kicked that goal over his head in brisbane i couldn't have told you who nate caddy was, he is still way too inconsistent and nowhere near as good as logan morris. i don't know why everyone is making a big deal over caddy frankly, maybe because he's one of the only positive aspects for the dons at the moment.

IF Caddy played for brisbane...
THEN he would have twice the amount of goals that Morris has

The people responsible for "Australian hip hop" and the those who willfully listen to it should be put to the sword.

never even seen or heard of logan morris before last night, the universe probably just materialized him last night to fuck around with my head. same with players like thilthorpe etc

>>150075480
meant I Am Australian

>>150075510
This tbqhwyl. How's this random cunt kicked 5 goals a game for a month? Where did he even come from?

>>150071910
post her perfect bum m8

>>150075536
Werribee

logan morris is on a better goal trajectory than lance franklin btw

don't care mate

how hot was that little number kath had on last night
it really accentuated her perky tits

Just flogged the old knoberino.

>pies get embarrassed
>piespergs pretend they dont watch every game of footy as coping mechanism

>>150075540
Here ya go

>>150075653
Yep, this is it.

How many for Jezza today?

>>150075763
3
he isnt getting 100 lol

Any dumb, fat, gay, ugly, worthless, poor, friendless, balding, acne ridden, pindicked, phimosis having, weak chinned, shut in, manlet, porn addicted, chronic masturbating, video game playing, alcoholic, virgin, anime watching, gambling addicted, embarrassing spastic NEETs in?

>The Melbourne Vixens have been crowned Super Netball champions after beating the heavily favoured West Coast Fever 59-58 in a gripping grand final
WAbros we can’t stop losing

>>150075807
literally the opposite of all these things

>>150075807
I’m not a manlet and I don’t watch anime

why does no one sell outdoor shelving

betting kangaroos
st kilda celebrated like they won the gf last week

why is this game 1:40pm and not 1:10pm
why does the afl keep doing random shit

>>150075843
The Kangas just love fucking their draft position with meaningless “character building” late season wins

>>150075763
10

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant chuckling

How many today?

Need my dick touched before first crack or I’m gonna fucking do something I’ll regret

>>150075807
I'm a porn-addicted shut in but none of the applies apply.

>>150075925
3
he isnt getting 100 lol

>>150075853
laura kane must of been on her period when she made this weeks fixture lol

>>150075918
>you got a licence to park there mate?

>>150075918
kek mogged
they really think you need a trade license to shop there

>>150075982
lol yeah fucking women aye mate, fucking hate them cunts

When do you think Clarkson lost his love for the game?

morris > cameron

>>150076006
getting punished for saying cocksucker

>>150076006
cyril saga

>>150075653
Inaccurate the JHawk had a great arse

I'd be alarmed if I were a Pies customer. Brisbane had some outs that were important than were made out to be. They shit the bed in Victoria routinely too. Out in the prelims after winning a close semi I think.

For me? Bane vs Cats granny.

Can’t believe Kelli ruined absolute kino last week, we need an edit with the radio call

>>150076095
if you mean the saints dees game, just watch the ch 7 feed

>>150076073
JHawk losing her skirt for the pre game entertainment …perfection

>>150076144
Hawks won't make the 8.

it would be fun to give the pregame rev up speech to your teammates desu

>>150076173
>g-g-g-g-go out there and w-w-w-w-w-win
>gets belted by 100

Clarko has long covid

>>150075925
6

hawkins is one of the few actually good boundary riders

Fucking hate players with two last names

>>150075925
i'm thinking 9
teammates will start to feed it off to him in these last few games since they're not going to drop them anyway

>>150076073
the prelim last year would have made a good granny

>>150076262
Jennifer? Nice arse on that one

>>150076144
The red g

Might have a slice of olive bread with butter

>>150076351
The queen

>>150076272
I agree, Aliir Aliir must leave

Is Bane's youth better than Norf's?
>W. Ashcroft, Fletcher, Wilmot, Lohmann, Morris, L. Ashcroft, Marshall, Smith
vs
>Sheezel, Wardlaw, Curtis, McKercher, O'Sullivan, Duursma, Hardeman, Konstanty

>>150076272
It's representative of the breakdown of marriage in this country and I hate it.

>>150076387
Yes, by a comfortable margin in my humble.

>>150076272
Dawson Simpson and Jackson Nelson both bothered me. Surnames for first names. Unless they have two gay dads?

been pissing down in Perth, gonna be absolute shitfest at Sloptus today

north will win this kek

>>150076430
I think that might help make it a contest. It wouldn't have been close otherwise.

i wouldnt fuck jen hawkins with another faggots dick

>>150076272
crisp

Great mark

when are north going to bite the bullet and realise they need to drop logue and daniel and play yong players no matter how shit they are

>>150076473
I agree they should be playing and developing someone else in the small defender role over Daniel although they traded pick 25 for him last year (lol) so I guess they figure they're getting their money's worth. I don't think they have anyone else to play over Logue. They've barely drafted any tall defenders and don't even really have forwards they could swing back. Even with all those first round picks their drafting has been pretty poor desu.

>>150076539
>They've barely drafted any tall defenders and don't even really have forwards they could swing back.
whitlock, even if he's still undersized he should be playing either forward or back to get the experience
but otherwise i agree

>>150075918
based tradie demoralising psyop agent

>>150076455
Gay as fuck if you wouldn’t fuck the sexiest woman in history

lads, coomer just posted

>>150073899
yerp
>>150076430
turf has actually been good this year and the weather is clearing up i think so it'll be a bit sloppy but not crazy
players like serong love the slop anyway, he's been going very well whenever it's been super wet

HEAVE HO UNNA

was that Barlow as NORF staff?

>>150076606
yeah

>>150076606
Yeah, he's been a coach there for years.

how about those pies last night lol

what was the report for?

I absolutely love that taint that fat birds have on their inner thighs

>>150076629
smack a bloke near the head behind the play, fox just showed the replay

>>150076648
yeah just saw it

st kilda lmao

Reminder: st kilda were atrocious for three quarters last week

the kangas are on fire

Griffith Logue needs a fucking haircut

>>150076720
>>150076746

there is nothing I am so passionate about that I would feel the need to protest

imagine yaz has this game on and the tele watching her brother with harley
and then harley gets bored and starts pounding her whilst the game is on in the background haha

>>150076819
Why the fuck would I imagine that

I have wanganeen milera fatigue already

rozeebros...

>>150076839
didnt know who this cunt was 6 weeks ago kek

some spud strings a good month of footy together and then the are suddenly worth 2m a year
same thing happened with tdk last year

lads, mitchito just posted

>>150076861
The fuck did you call me?

>>150076839
i'd rather hear about him than naicos or sam darcy for the 1000000th time this year

>>150076871
I doesn’t matter who it is, as soon as a player gets a bit of hype around them commentators act like they’ve just seen god whenever they get near the ball, gives me the shits

Don't forget to Dremel off your toenails and big toe calluses for Sunday lads

>>150076902
I have tinea that has now gotten into a couple of nails and it is a motherfucker to get rid of

Mcspergcher

bitch nowins

>>150076927
vile; kill yourself

>>150076797
What if the team you barrack for announced that they were moving interstate?
Would you object?

>>150076843
didnt he break his hand or some shit, why are they even trying to play him in the first place in a game they have no hope of winning

im going to cheer for north today, for nor particular reason. i like the mascot maybe

>>150075807
Not dumb
A bit overweight but have more muscle than most, so it's more strongfat than fat
Not gay
Quite handsome
Have 9k in savings
Have 9k in savings
No friends but don't want them
Not balding
Cured my acne a couple years ago with tretinoin
6.5 inches
Don't have phimosis
Have a decent jaw, better than most actually
I enjoy being shut in
Short king, not 'manlet'
Not porn addicted
Only masturbate maybe once every other day
Didn't play video games for almost a decade, started playing them again because I'm not insecure about my manhood / masculinity
Used to be an alcoholic, maybe drink a few times a year
Not a virgin, only sort of had one gf though
Anime is for losers
Was maybe addicted to slots for two months a couple years ago, am no longer cooked though and once again understand that it's for brainlets
Have a job I enjoy

Sorry champ

>>150076941
mate afl could fold and I wouldn't care it's terrible now lol

Anti tradie sperg is a sad little man

>short king
manlet cope

mason wood is a handsome man

Half time lads, let’s get up and move out bodies!
https://youtu.be/OiC1rgCPmUQ?si=IdZ0NLR7W0GOxhXA

>>150076973
go line up while i browse plants lmao

ohnonono he's done him again

>>150076987
how many times do yo uget pegged a night by your gay boyfriend

>6.5 inches
>Don't have phimosis

Proof? xD oWo

apparently collingwood have only beaten the worst team of all time in the past month, rest have been losses

can't stop beating it to birds in louboutins

>2025
>Not having phimosis

>>150076941
no but steven interstate

>Dangerfield leading them out with a girl who has a Norf jumper
Not liking these omens.

picrel is craig mcrae in a press conference

>Cats making marriage proposals (accepted)
Port about to get mating pressed.

>>150075925
poortfag reporting in
12

>average aussue commercial
>retarded disabled gay retard on a diet

Anybody got a list of all the homegrown /afl/ memes so that I can use them to fit in better?

>>150077098
aussie commercials only do annoying DEI shit because of your shitty country seppo, shut up and fuck off

>>150077090
Please sauce me up bro

>>150077098
>Average American commercial
>Talk to your doctor about X drug, may cause leaky anus, heart burn, brain damage.

>Average Bong commercial
>Tired of being blocked up? Try Y drug for smooth bowel movements.

I'll take our retards, thanks.

>>150077098
https;//streamable.com/nr0dt

>>150077101
no but steven may

I hate kikuyu like you wouldn't believe

>>150077126
>https;//streamable.com/nr0dt
she is a CUTE

>>150077122
>>150077106
cope and seethe. back to your voluntary concentration camps you kike lovers

can't wait to see butters at kardinia wearing hoops

yep the ad's looking great all we need now is an extreme close up of the ugliest woman of colour you can find's face to finish it off

>>150077098
>average burger commercial
>it's le smart negro man educating a dumb white man on why he needs Product™ to compete in today's high-powered world

>>150077173
rather finish on a hsgf's face iykwim haha

>>150077173
did a video ad for my brand last year and the feedback from the legal team was that the cast wasn't diverse kek (only whites)

>>150077186
/r/ThatHappened

>>150077186
Was that legal feedback or just noticing?

>>150077210
>replying to yourself to validate your fantasy

>>150077210
they suggested we use a more ethnically diverse cast to better represent modern Australia

>it's not happening
>but if it is it's just incidental
>but if it's deliberate then that's a good thing

>>150077186
>>150077210
>>150077230
>>150077232
samefag

Wish I had a girl best friend

>>150077241
fuck up commie poof

>blue theme
holy cuckold

Feel bad for Jack Steele

>>150077241
I will never move to /bant/

this not 15 shit is out of control these days

zak butters has the perfect case study in travis boak as to why not to stay at port
he will turn into a poof that never wins a flag

>>150077292
THIS
if shes willing its ok

>>150077293
>Boak turned down Geelong to stay at Port
>Butters is being courted by St. Kilda
Slight difference between the two.

>>150077221
Am I supposed to switch off the tv during quarter time breaks?

worried sick
might file a missing persons report
has anyone seen nick daicos?

This is actually a pretty good game.

the age of consent for sex and the age of consent for tranny hormones should be the same number

>>150077320
>Last seen during the third quarter against the Lions at the MCG

>>150077325
Get a life mate

How many posts do you think you've made in /afl/?

sick of young players who can't kick on their opposite foot, they get paid hundreds of thousands it should be expected

>>150077325
12?

>>150077320
AFL anti-social service line will take you call.
If you see something, say something

>>150077331
Somewhere between 10 and 10,000.

>>150077331
Rough estimate is 73,000

>>150077332
>ELITE on main leg, rubbish on off leg
>Good on main leg, decent on off leg
Which player would you draft?

>>150077331
at least 3k for a single type of post alone. Probably 25k+

>>150077333
whatever the specific number may be, if someone believes they should be different numbers then they clearly have malicious ulterior motives

back from the pub, you can commence posting now.

>>150077344
based iykwim haha poster

>>150077342
ceterus parabus the elite kick but i still don't think decent on the opposite is too much to ask

>>150077173
based every insurance company

>>150077342
the good/decent. After a year in the system teams learn how to position against great kicks to put them on their wrong side

>>150077331
A couple of thousand.
Only started posting in /afl/ a few years ago when my team came good. Was otherwise a super casual viewer.

>>150077365
Patently false.

>>150077331
Been here since 2014, this is my first post

>>150077076
he's such a sore loser
remember when he said they would have won some game if it were at the mcg

also, scored a free pushie to work on/use for parts and a MOS 2xCD still shrinkwrapped. love it when students move out.

*turns you inside out and kicks on my preferred foot*

>>150077320
Yeah he’s writing his speech for when he wins the brownlow you fuckhead idiot cunt, think you’re a big man? A real tough guy? Haha Nick would fucking trash you any time, any day cunt, you little fucking weasel. Guarantee you’re a fucking idiot tradie faggot, would love to slap your fucking head cunt but you’re too fucking scared little faggot ass cunt, Nick is the best in the game, he would fucking massacre you and then piss on your soul

>>150077360
>ceterus parabus

>Using latin to try and sound smart
>Misspell both words
kek

depressing game

>>150077386
i'll turn your insides out you twink poof

>>150077076
>We've won one of our last
>We haven't lost 3 of our last four, I'd say we've won one game and we've had three learning experiences
Some serious cope.

jizza cumrag

>>150077360
>>150077365
I recall hearing/reading somewhere a while ago that in training camps and such they get the players to focus on their main leg to get real good at that.
The players are probably a bit older at that stage though and already somewhat set in their way. If you were training your kid up from like 4 years old, you'd focus on both legs.

>>150077391
thanks for the correction cunt

>>150077412
have sex incel

>>150077398
Do women like this sort of body hair or is it more of a gay thing?

Was shaping up to be a good game but seems like Norf just can't keep it competitive. Aside from the game where Lions were sleepwalking down in Tassie I don't think they've had a single strong fourth quarter this year.

>>150077372
Based brisbane bandwagoner

bet travis loved the feeling of that

boak copped it in the ass lads

>>150077433
my gf loves chest hair but rekon this is too much

>montage of 2000 Essendon team footage with Zero 7's In The Waiting Line playing throughout
need

Ban goal songs. Thank you.

What's Joe Daniher's business? I remember Lachie Neale saying he has business interests outside of footy and doesn't need the money, hence why he was willing to walk away from almost $1 million for another year, but I have no idea what it actually is. Did he invest in bitcoin early or something?

>>150077474
Trad wife social media.

>>150077474
it's still early

>>150077474
medical weed. owns 40% of Alternaleaf

I could fucking tear you all apart but I won’t because I’m a lovely person

the roos are coming

>>150077500
you're a cunt and also I could heem you effortlessly

>>150077500
>I could fucking tear you all apart
perhaps
>because I’m a lovely person
doubt

>>150077167
cry more seppo subhuman

I'm not interested in fighting any of you fellas.

>>150077500
Based and lovely pilled

>>150077509
bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ

>>150077500
could barely tear open a Doritos packet you dozey cunt

cant believe my poorties are actually still in it at the end of q1, doubt it will last long but with how shit they were against the crom im surprised

>>150077534
I don't need to because I can just ask my gf to do that

>boak is out
it's about time he stopped hiding his authentic self

>>150077541
based

>Larkey going down to the rooms
>Wardlaw now has foot issues
Comeback was good while it lasted.

gotta know when to hold em

pissin down again perthchads, small hail here

Nice kick in.

>>150077579
thanks mate

kek what a maroon

mason wont

>>150077585
>>>/sp/#/nrl/

>>150077601
>/#/
>>>/sp/nrl works.
Testing.
>>>/sp/\#nrl
>>>/sp/\#\/nrl\/

Perfectly clear day in Melbourne :)

What’s this cunt doing

Norf's skills simply aren't up to snuff. No idea how many times this year I've seen a scoring chain breakdown due to terrible fumbles or missing a simple pass.

Love how North's away jumper is the same colours as their home

PADDY WHAT A CLANGER

>>150077621
He paid for a ticket to the footy, he should be allowed to take the ball home. Just boomer things.

imagine north got a 666 free kick haha

>>150077631
he was given the ball by an afl employee. why shouldn't he get to keep it?

Lads surely not two weeks in a row haha

Exciting finish but Norf just can't get it done.

>>150077641
>be given vagina by hsgf
>go to jail

Must be tough working... under Clarko

paul curtis fucking his team twice in the last 5 minutes with some soccer bullshit

>>150077631
>>150077641
THE MEDICAL ADVICE TO NOT REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING THE BALL. WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC. STAY SAFE STAY APART.

>>150077654
Thanks Lingy

>>150077675
cringe

>>150077678
np

>>150077684
crisp ball toucher

kick the ball to cameron lads
we NEED a centurion

>>150077678
>>150077687
I don't really get this meme. Ling is great value on the ABC radio. Him and Malthouse are great on Friday.

>>150077704
oh muh fucking gawd dammmmmmmm gilly

>>150077704
I recognise Gianna Michaels tits but fuck you for making me find what scene this is actually from only to disappoint me.

Butters is going to kill my chance of a monster score. Fuck you, Mullin.

has jezza been presented with the keys to the city (of geelong) yet?

Missed a lot of footy today lads, just got back to the city been looking after me skitsophrenic mummy, most of the ladies stop talking to me when I mentioned her. Dating apps been running dry since I turned 40 guys, time to cycle steroids? Sainters providing a bit of late season civic pride I could only dream of for my rabble

>>150077738
>Mullin
Is he the best tagger going around? He's just so athletic.

https://aussierul.es/index.php

Only for based fwens

>>150077817
Probably Dunkley although I guess in fairness he's more of a defensive midfielder that can lockdown an opponent rather than a traditional tagger that only focuses only on shutting their opponent out of the game.

>>150077725
explain

>>150077843
No firebush.

>>150077843
It's Gianna Michaels' fucking two nogs while her cuck boyfriend watches.

>>150077856
Just stop behaving badly, jews. That is all it will take for people to stop talking about you. Just stop it.

>>150077855
Girl = Sydney/Melbourne
Boyfriend = Aussies
Nog1 = Chinese
Nog2 = Indian

>>150077822
invite please? norfies2025@hotmail.com

>>150077869
Disturbingly accurate.

more of a hotmale.com person iykwim haha

>>150077855
Understood

>>150077834
Hello there friend, you have clearly made a mistake and made a post on the wrong board. This /sp/ - sports, the board you're looking for is /pol/ - politically incorrect.

Always happy to help out a new poster find their way :)

>>150077878
DO NOT CLICK

*be's having any sort of opinion or thought*
>why are you so obsessed you spend all day thinking about it
grim that so many still resort to this

really wish jack reiwoldt would have just retired and completely fucked off from the tv screen, irritating unlikable redhead cunt

Shut up mate. Seriously. Just shut up.

>>150077886
It's true though.
Some of you are obsessed with jews and its fucking weird

>>150077879
How do I find this

*be's thinking about fucking my anus later*
>why are you so obsessed you spend all day thinking about it
grim that so many still resort to this

>>150077886
>posting politics on /sp/
There is an ENTIRE board dedicated to politics

julia Gillard is a touchy subject ok? Like the Voice to Parliament. Please just cut it out.

>>150077901
Yeah but you guys are my friends and I want to talk to you

currently shitting

>>150077894
just playing a bit of internet tennis with our asio friends mate nothing wrong with some harmless fun

>>150077917
Literally and unironically same here
Doing a wet sloppy iggs

>>150077911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eln_Rxc6TI

i'm a dumb drunken worthless piece of shit

>>150077935
me

>>150077935
Crisp Willie Rioli

>>150077896

>seremello folder

>>150077943
incorrect. I'm slim, white and poor.

>>150077894
also didn't say anything about jews just israel and their lobbyist
I hope you aren't conflating criticism of israel with antisemitism that's highly antisemitic mate

>Shannon Neale can now mark
That's the next 10 years sorted.

>>150077953

My Wife Quincy Dodd

>>150077935
I am neither of those things but friendless, wifeless and kidless at 40

>>150077961
>criticism of israel with antisemitism
It is though.
Israel is a Jewish state. When you criticise Israel youre criticising the Jewish people and collective Jewish political autonomy.

It's why so many Jews feel attacked and uncomfortable with even soft criticism of Israel because it feels like a broad attack on all Jews

>>150077971
Kill Yourself

>>150077953
link

lads how do i get in shape in three weeks?

>>150077986
Exercise bike. 200km day.

missus desperate to go to the upcoming ed sheeran concert at optus, crazy how I'm much more handsome than him and my missus loves me yet I know she'd cuck me in an instant if ed wanted to fuck her

>>150078001
My misso is like this except for Taylor Swift

>>150077985
>C:\Users\mark\Pictures\serenamello

just cum in my pants

>>150078016
>tfw no rave slut 'rena gf

You ARE voting for socks mogul and Premiership Captain Trent Cotchin to win Dancing with the stars on 7 & 7plus tonight at 7:30pm, right lads?

>>150078023
>4 guys, 2 women
Is Trent in the fag couple?

>>150078023
No, I'm voting for the dude in the red dress.

>>150078023
>flashing her vag
For what purpose?

>>150078001
Not sure why you'd tolerate a partner like this.

>>150078038
you know the answer is always Attention.

>>150078038
TO OWN TEH JEWS!!! MAGA

For me? Sliding a sneaky finger up my shitter when wiping.

>>150078041
You really think 95% of women at an Ed Sheeran concert wouldn't cheat on their man if Ed Sheeran wanted to fuck them? lol

100 point watch.

>>150078051
No. I said I'm not sure why someone would tolerate it.

>>150077986
meth mostly

>>150078051
>Short ugly ginger
It's a matter of respect. If it was George Clooney or similar, then yeah, you'd accept that. But a ranga?

>>150078016
based mark

>>150077986
You can't.

Test or 1000 cals a day

HAHA TIME FOR FRED

>>150078055
Because this is how women are naturally, you have to tolerate it

>>150078023
Who's the girl on the left next to Micallef?

>>150078071
Terrible choice.

>>150078075
which one is micallef?

>>150078067
You do not. Very grim mindset.

Been edging this turd for 20 minutes.

>>150078071
why not bont?

>>150078075
>>150078038
one of these
Brittany Hockley, Trent Cotchin, Michael Usher, Kyle Shilling, Felicity Ward, and Shaun Micallef have made it to the Grand Finale.
a still from dancing with the stars 2025

>>150078080
The old guy on the far left.

>Port wanting to kick Hinkley
>Hinkley deciding to leave the club in the condition he found it
kek

not sure i'm liking 4chun on firefox. keep getting
>please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed
when I already have. it was easier on chrome.

>>150078096
>Brittany Hockley
Google says that's who she is. Apparently she was on the Bachelor and that was enough for some radio station to offer her a contract.

Why the fuck aren’t the cats just kicking it to Jezza every time they go inside 50. There’s fuck all else to be interested about in this game

Nice mark.

>>150078109
Either fix your umatrix/ublock/noscript filters to allow cloudflare, or up 4chan-x if it's an old version.

Have the Frockers picked this week as their 'contender plays terribly' week?

>it’s another fred piss away finals episode
Crisp

Pity about that kick after that run but Clark has become elite this year.

Reminder that, just like his worthless team, flat track Zak simply beats up on bottom 8 teams

Anyone got the results to Summerslam?

wish i was bottoming an 8 tonight iykwim haha

>>150078135
Is that why he's going to the Bulldogs?

>>150078135
he has no help, his team has nothing to play for, and many of their best players are injured, plus he is being tagged. it's not his fault

>>150078138
non hodgkin's lymphoma

Fremantle are a joke fucking club that are allergic to playing finals. They’ll do everything they can to avoid it. Fucking purple faggots

>>150078154
They're down by 2 goals in the first quarter, god you people are dramatic

>>150078154
Bloos playing really well but they've started well in plenty of games this year only to collapse in the second half. Getting three goal lead before the slog comes will help though.

Cattos reliving the 07 GF

3 goal lead is decent in the wet. Fred can't go fast in these conditions either

Make that a four goal lead before the slog. Might be like 8 goals in these conditions.

>don the anchor
>play like this
this has got vintage Fred written all over it

FUCKING LOL

rigged
advantage carlton

Cameron is gonna hit 100 during the finals and it’s gonna be an absolute shithow

Freo are trash right now. They have only been able to move the ball through frees.

>>150078229
He needs 26?
Essendon, Sydney and Richmond to go.

Will be pretty close.

Adelaide stuck by their bald coach for 7 years and they’ll probably win the flag this year. Just goes to show sacking the coach is not always the best option.

>>150078243
Port could learn a thing or two from Adelaide about how to get rid of a coach.

>>150078243
>they’ll probably win the flag this year.
Doubt it.

fuck I knew Young got hurt in that tackle. Based Ninthmantle incoming

>>150078229
some coach is finna seethe about losing momentum

Who will play more games over their career: Will Day or Hayden Young?

Teams are going to go Hawthorn vs Fev on Cameron. 100 won't happen.

>>150078243
das rite, stabbing him to death is the ONLY considerate option.
>tick tock ken

>>150078256
The cats probably need to make the granny while also losing their qualifying final for it to happen. Unless he can fill his boots against Essendon

shartpantle

>Fremantle are in form, going to play finals
They're going to miss the 8 aren't they?

>mum texts me to say how she marched across the bridge for palestine
>asked her why she's a nazi
>3 angry face emoji in reply

Fucking tired, lads. Need a nap.

>>150078279
most civil online discussion

LOOMING

>>150078279
The real angry ones or the mildly angry ones?

>>150078279
/r/thathappened

>>150078291
>:(

Port Adelaide are joke club same a freo

>>150078297
They're good for a laugh, keep em I say.

>Young out with a groin
You just know he'll miss the reason of the season.

first to 100 point margin normally wins

honestly there’s no reason why geelong won’t beat essendon by 200 next week and jezza won’t kick 15

>>150078302
/r/thatwonthappen

>>150078299
i don't know that nor do i know who that is

>>150078286
discussing politics/religion in my senpai is fairly open by most standards. i've said openly racist stuff to my mum and dad and had them both agree with me but in the same convo backtrack on something then casually drop
>pope whatsisname's fault for not backing the jews
it's always a guessing game with them.
>>150078291
yellow angry, from an iphone so idk how many shades of angry face is there?

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>150078302
>Letting your twin brother style on you

>>150078315
imagine if he gets his own twin sacked

>>150078320
Essendon people know their team was injury fucked this year. Instead of being angry they just laugh.

>>150078326
we showed some good signs early in the year and got some games into some kids. And will get a pretty good draft hand with Melbourne’s first pick as well . I’m optimistic.

reckon he's shouting kebabs/HSP/AB's for the lads?

>>150070594 (OP)
>Bagpipe ear rape after a goal
No faster way to kill the atmosphere

Might racially abuse zak butters

>>150078340
>Had Jezza 7+
>Got 6
He did it to spite me

the more legs you have the chance exponentiality grows for the bookie

>>150078340
dang... unlucky

>>150078347
Thanks for the inside scoop mate.

>>150078347
True but butters 25+ is usually safe as houses

>>150078340
How much would that have paid out if Butters did his job?

kek got the dumb punters seething
>ITS ALWAYS ONE FUGGIN LEG THAT GETS ME XDDD

wish I chose fremantle when I was younger instead of west coast

Yous blokes gonna finna watch The 65th TV Week Logie Awards hosted by Sam Pang tonight?

>>150078372
No

you win some you lose more. Think of what you’re really gambling with. Think of what you could be buying instead.

the peeo dickers

>>150078371
based masochist

>gambling is… Le bad!!!
fuck off to reddit

Serong cost me my supercoach final, 10 fucking points near half time, dogging it more than butters

>>150078378
Yeah I'll think on that.

>>150078065
defeatist mindset

Haven't spoken a single word all day

Shout to Shai Boltan - you're a shit bald cunt who cut and run whilst being overrated

Fremantle dead.

the anchor is cursed, it pulls freo to the bottom of the ladder, always has

>Belts the missus in frustration
Based docker fan

>>150078395
WELCOME


Do you feel like you have a superpower when you walk amongst society like I do?

fred will beat bane so they will make finals anyway

>>150078401
Based Jason dunstall

>Play your gf against the Pies
>Get exhausted and belted after
Yep, that's what the Pies do to ya. Rent free

>>150078402
I feel the opposite; like an unwanted alien. Sometimes I marvel at how naturally normies socialise with each other

>>150078415
so true

>>150078415
Everyone plays their gf against the pies. that’s the burden of being Collingwood

>>150078416
I'll tell you the worst thing as a man with experience.

Anyone you may or who may come into your life will dump you instantly when they realise

A. Your family isn't normal or you have none
B. Your friends are just discord usernames and 4chan posts.

(unless your rich)

actually last week was the derby

>>150078372
Nah, I'm scheduled to be shot in the kneecaps that night.

>>150078415
that was 2 weeks ago Pieflog

>>150078385
I'm gonna win all my finals but Butters cost me cracking 3000.

>>150078431
Oh dear.

I would love to curbstomp the fuck out of a few of you cunts. I’m a fucking dangerous, I’m a wanted man in 3 states, don’t fucking push me.

>>150078415
Have the Pies played their gf against the Pies over the last month?

>>150078431
based degenerate gambler

>>150078427
Is having no family really such a big red flag?

how’d you like your skull to get caved in, fuckhead?

>>150078441
you're not wanted by anyone mate stop lying

>>150078340
Retard easily parted with his money.

You KNOW Mullin is going to tag him. You KNOW last time Butters was held to 20. You KNOW that Port are even more injured and their season is over.
>Hurr, lets bet on Butters getting even MORE possessions

>>150078441
bell st maccas 10 minutes cunt

>>150078456
Sick of fucking Irish faggots and black shit skinned cunts. as they say an Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out.

>>150078447
>Why is anon estranged from his family
Really gets the noggin ticking over to ICK.

>>150078427
>with experience
>terrible grammar

Nooo I don’t want to stay in Ireland and play for the glory of my county I want to move to Australia and steal a wage!!!’ Fucking pathetic

NEW
>>150060311
>>150060311
>>150060311

>>150078463
Nah they're all dead

>>150078473
I’ll cave your fucking face in faggot

>>150078474
>He says they're all dead. Maybe he's lying and hiding something...

I’ll stab any cunt that tries to fucking start me. I’ve got connections, I’m fucking dangerous.

What's for dinner?

>>150078485
the connections: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyCKVCGEmrM

>>150078493
My foot through your fucking jaw faggot

and respected by our foes

>>150078499
Post foot

>>150078497
coonvict is that you?

>>150078493
Acamprosate, Prazosin, Vitamin B and a glass of Metamucil

Here we go here we go Camry crows

Bawling my fucking eyes out...how did things get like this...why am I even still here...

>>150078520
I can end your life if you want cunt
… just say the word

>>150078520
Name 3 things that would improve your life.

this ultra aggressive poster is so based

You faggots would literally piss yourself if you ran into me on the street. Bet you’ve never been in a scrap in your life.

>>150078527
Which word?
>>150078530
A wife, a mistress and a mansion

>>150078520
based Longmuir

>>150078553
you're an odd fellow

>>150078568
The guy in the middle is missing his little hat.

>>150078568
whoa....

>>150078568
based Uncle Rupert with the trvke

>>150078568
why is the foreigner here though

Freo at 2.60 is free money

>>150078568
>Guy in the middle
Adopted yank nobody gives a shit about
>Guy on the left
Uber sarr who sends AUD offshore and drives up housing prices

This cartoon had the opposite effect to what was intended desu

>>150078568
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150078580
housing prices

stab dog cunts, slit their throats, bash their skulls

Well /alf/, should I cut my losses? Fred is looking pretty shit.

>>150078600
ride it home

>>150078600
You'll literally win

>>150078568

Hello there friend, you have clearly made a mistake and made a post on the wrong board. This /sp/ - sports, the board you're looking for is /pol/ - politically incorrect.

Always happy to help out a new poster find their way :)

>>150078600
can you buy me maccas if you win

Why are the roads always so busy now? Traffic used to die down at night and now it's busy all the time.

gonna get a GF by the end of the year and youse cunts cannot stop me

>>150078626
immigrants

micksperg has been neutered, are you all happy?

>>150078635
>micksperg has been neutered, are you all happy?
Yes, yes, I am, hopefully he got permanently banned

Fucking hate gook cunts

>>150078635
did xir finally get the chop

>>150078647
Global rule 3, champ

>>150078653
How about I cave your fucking skull in retard

fremantle has cox down back

>>150078663
Lmao what are you gonna fucking do mate? Probably never been in a real fight, fuckin wanker

Yeah freo are winning this

>>150078663
Mad racist is mad lol

$20 for a haircut is fair
$25 maximum

>>150078674
Fucking lol. If only you knew who are talking to mate. If you knew who I am, you would be pissing your pants.

go to bed you dumb cunt tradie

Port bros.......

>dumb cunt
>tradie
you repeted yourself kek

>>150078694
did port really waste an entire year to farwell him kek

union POWER
union POWER
union POWER

>>150078705
you reckon they'd be doing any better with carr?

>>150078681
shut the fuck up arseholee

Are Fremantle, dare I say, back?

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Tradies smell
Cant build an egg
Their Ranger tanen away

>>150078713
probably not but at least he could have started putting plans in place and learning himself

BOLTON YOU FUCKING SHITHOUSE

>>150078705
Yes

>>150078694
>>150078705
>>150078713
Based Ken is shielding Carr from all the public blame. Carr has been coaching this year and Ken is copping the heat to protect him.

Talk to me like I’m one of your mates and I’ll bury your teeth in your throat

>>150078739
fuck off mate

>>150078653
Fag

I carry rage like other people carry phones. It’s always in my hand. Fully charged. Ready to use.

>>150078739
you're not my mate cunt

Lads, did I miss anon's review of his glass dildo?

>>150078747
Based Begbie.

I need something to watch

plz blues @$8

save my weekend cunts

You open your mouth at me in public, I’m breaking your fucking jaw on instinct. I don’t ask questions. I react. Try me

Funny how ken hinkley has earned millions of dollars by doing nothing for the last 12 years

>>150078753
Was good but cleaning is difficult. It was clear initially but now it looks kinda cloudy. Probably better off getting one that is tinted to start with.

v2

Jingle bells, Tradies smell;
Misso ran away;
Fagmobile lost a wheel -- and
Tradie hides he's gay

>>150078766
who u going after lad

>>150078766
just put the fries in the bag mate

F R E O
R
E
O

despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage

Tradie vans, full of cans,
Parked up on the street,
Started work at 10am,
And knocked off by 3!

Smoko time, they form a line,
For pies and energy drinks,
Wearing shorts in winter cold—
What would your mother think?!

Oh—
Tool belt's gone, left it home,
Blamed the apprentice, mate!
Dropped his drill from off the roof,
Now the job runs late—HEY!

Hi-vis bright, what a sight,
Thinks he’s on The Block,
Tells the client "no more work"—
'Cause footy's on the box!

Tradie's ute, tradie's ute,
Tools all in a heap,
Bottles clank, the radio’s cranked,
He’s late and half asleep!

Oh, tradie’s boots, tradie’s boots,
Muddy on the floor,
Quotes sky-high, he’ll have a try,
But leaves you wanting more!

Tradie yells, job site smells,
Crane's stuck in the mud,
Steel cap boots on smoko break,
All covered up in crud!

CFMEU, in high-vis blue,
Marchin’ down the street,
Shut the site by half past two—
Still claim a full week's sheet!

Oh—
Union strong, nothings wrong,
Unless ya miss your dues,
Johnny's late, blame the state,
And whinge about the news—HEY!

Barbie’s on, Esky's full,
They’re knockin’ off again,
Four-day week, and double rates—
"Just part of bein’ men!"

>>150078792
You’d be picking your teeth up from the fucking gravel if I ever ran into you irl
And then I’d send my mates around to finish the job

>>150078803
Fuck you faggot, you don't scare me

They’ll strike if lunch is cold,
Pay review? "That's overdue!"
And the grout ain’t even rolled.

Foreman’s gone, labour’s on
TikTok while on the clock,
Tools down quick when the rep pulls in
With pies and union talk.

Oh—
Hilux loud, wrapped in shrouds,
Pulls up with a grin,
"Everyone off, we’re walkin’ out—
The boss looked mean again!"

Ladders bent, scaffold's lent,
The sparky’s had a beer,
"She'll be right" and "that'll do"—
Then vanish for a year!

>>150078808
You should be scared fuckhead. I am fucking dangerous.

sorry m8, can't hear your faggy poetry over my seadoo

Oh—
Tradie tales, union scales,
And nothing’s built on time,
If the boss starts asking questions—
They’re "breachin’ site guidelines!"

Kangas hop, deadlines drop,
The site’s a bloody zoo,
But they’ll still say with a straight face—
“We built this joint for you!”

>>150078814
>I am fucking dangerous
To what? A box of Tim Tams?

Fucking cackling at the thought of one of you noodle armed cunts running into my irl

>>150078772
Thanks mate. Will keep this in mind for next time I'm in the market for a dildo.

if you ran your mouth about tradies to some of my mates irl you’d be drinking through a straw for a month

none of you's lost would talk shit if my gf was here

Anon buys,
A new toy,
From the internet—
Click and ship,
Discreetly zipped,
No regrets just yet!

Plug it in,
Lights will spin,
What a joyful day!
Solo time,
Is feelin' fine,
In every kind of way—HEY!

I'm giggling at the thought of you fantasizing about ever leaving the house

>>150078826
They'd pash his teeth out?

Wonder if Voss’s autistic hsgf is at the game tonight

cant stop gambling

>>150078830
>fantasizing
FOY