St Kilda vs North Melbourne
Geelong vs Port Adelaide
Fremantle vs Carlton
No nicknames.
shant be watching any of these games ta
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>>150070594 (OP)Bombers not gonna win a final again this year.
The curse of Bombers not winning a final since JHawk flashed her perfect arse moves into its 22nd year!
>>150071910Needs to be spoken about more. Give me some Kingy analysis on this.
dead community, dead sport
logan morris will kick 100 some time in his career and behind jezza is the 2nd best goalkicker in the comp
>>150071910nice anon….10/10
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being so depressed I can’t be bothered eating is how I’m going to lose these last 10kg
the mcg belongs to will ashcroft
Canberra should have a team
storm was something hey perthbros
>>150073202>gas stationabsolutely cringe
Eating is the only thing which makes life bearable
i hated ginnivan until he flipped off crom dickheads and ignored the dickhead reporter at adelaide airport, now i don't mind him
>>150069840god i wish prime alexis knapp rode me iykwim haha
>>150074157if it was me having sex it would be 3 shit pump iykwim haha
>>150074243haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
micky head and the hrt dosage
chunky steak pie and a spinach cheese roll for brekky
GENZ SKIRT AND A SNEAKY MICK
GENZ SKIRT AND A SNEAKY MICK
>>150074444checked and confirmed mickhead is a tranny
Could go a pie and coke desu
tiggs paying $3.80 against shit kilda at the G seems like good value
wonder how many hours of passionate sex "gen z boss and mini" girl has clocked up
Morning fellas. How was church?
>>150074067Why did that song get me up and about
https://www.bunnings.com.au/lawn-solutions-australia-1m-sir-walter-dna-certified-buffalo-turf_p0028916?store=7363&gad_campaignid=21880734209
where is this kept in store i never find it
Why do I always feel exhausted after I shower to the point that I need to sit down for 30 minutes to recover
>>150074624Crisp morbidly obese cunt.
>>150074622Didn't even know they sold turf at bunnings. Must be all dead as fuck.
>>150074622secret tradie only section champ
>>150074558based on the stats it's likely quite low if any.
>>150074622outdoor garden section, usually near the gate
>>150074558Not as many as new frank green and a sneaky link
thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SPiSYVLFCM8
Far too many Slavs played last night for my comfort.
Daicos
Daicos
Markov
Mihocek
Lipinski
Starcevich
Must be the most ever in an AFL game.
>>150074746it's Markyiv, chud
>>150074704Itty bitty titties and a bob loves BWC. Typical yellow beast.
>>150074558yjk it was with wise sexy older millenial men like myself
>>150074710nah cuh
https://youtu.be/Eh52ggT_mU0 realy sunday vibez
Gen z boss girl has more money than anyone in this thread
>>150074746we out here, ti peder
>>150074793And 5’3 with an attitude is tradwife material
>micksperg in his garage drunk at 4am
https://youtu.be/XyCKVCGEmrM
Thinking a chicken parmé for lunch
>>150074746>Far too many Slavs played last night for my comfort.Bizarre racist post, what exactly is your issue with Slavs?
>>150075001Calm down mate, I've got dashcams and a doorbell camera recording
>>150075045Good for you champ, you didn't anwser my question
Typical Slav, always seething.
>make moronic racist post
>get asked why you made such a post
>you're seething xd xd
Merely pretending, the anon
love you lads, you're my only friends
>>150074666based scg groundsman
why don't geelong have any sudanese players? they racist or something?
>>150075156*groundsperson
>>150075001everyone on this site is a race obsessed weirdo thanks to pol
>>150075135based micksperg
how many /afl/ posters can you identify?
>>150075199i don't want to talk about it
>>150075199fuck read posters as players
>>150075001what exactly is your issue with racism?
However bad things are it will only be worse later so try to enjoy it
If youse blokes like beef jerky I highly recommend this stuff
So sick of you idiots. Wish this place remained hacked
>>150075325what if i dont
can tell just by looking at her that secret product and a trench relishes a good pounding
>>150075334eat a carrot or something i dunno
>>150075325Jerky is too expensive for what it is. That shit probably costs $10.
>>150070594 (OP)Logan Morris or Nate Caddy, /alf/?
Woke up feeling tired and with a fucking headache. How badly did I sleep?
>>150075378before he kicked that goal over his head in brisbane i couldn't have told you who nate caddy was, he is still way too inconsistent and nowhere near as good as logan morris. i don't know why everyone is making a big deal over caddy frankly, maybe because he's one of the only positive aspects for the dons at the moment.
IF Caddy played for brisbane...
THEN he would have twice the amount of goals that Morris has
The people responsible for "Australian hip hop" and the those who willfully listen to it should be put to the sword.
never even seen or heard of logan morris before last night, the universe probably just materialized him last night to fuck around with my head. same with players like thilthorpe etc
>>150075480meant I Am Australian
>>150075510This tbqhwyl. How's this random cunt kicked 5 goals a game for a month? Where did he even come from?
>>150071910post her perfect bum m8
logan morris is on a better goal trajectory than lance franklin btw
how hot was that little number kath had on last night
it really accentuated her perky tits
Just flogged the old knoberino.
>pies get embarrassed
>piespergs pretend they dont watch every game of footy as coping mechanism
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>>150075653Yep, this is it.
How many for Jezza today?
>>1500757633
he isnt getting 100 lol
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>sausage in bread!
Any dumb, fat, gay, ugly, worthless, poor, friendless, balding, acne ridden, pindicked, phimosis having, weak chinned, shut in, manlet, porn addicted, chronic masturbating, video game playing, alcoholic, virgin, anime watching, gambling addicted, embarrassing spastic NEETs in?
>The Melbourne Vixens have been crowned Super Netball champions after beating the heavily favoured West Coast Fever 59-58 in a gripping grand final
WAbros we can’t stop losing
>>150075807literally the opposite of all these things
>>150075807I’m not a manlet and I don’t watch anime
why does no one sell outdoor shelving
betting kangaroos
st kilda celebrated like they won the gf last week
why is this game 1:40pm and not 1:10pm
why does the afl keep doing random shit
>>150075843The Kangas just love fucking their draft position with meaningless “character building” late season wins
>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant chuckling
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Need my dick touched before first crack or I’m gonna fucking do something I’ll regret
>>150075807I'm a porn-addicted shut in but none of the applies apply.
>>1500759253
he isnt getting 100 lol
>>150075853laura kane must of been on her period when she made this weeks fixture lol
>>150075918>you got a licence to park there mate?
>>150075918kek mogged
they really think you need a trade license to shop there
>>150075982lol yeah fucking women aye mate, fucking hate them cunts
When do you think Clarkson lost his love for the game?
>>150076006getting punished for saying cocksucker
>>150075653Inaccurate the JHawk had a great arse
I'd be alarmed if I were a Pies customer. Brisbane had some outs that were important than were made out to be. They shit the bed in Victoria routinely too. Out in the prelims after winning a close semi I think.
For me? Bane vs Cats granny.
Can’t believe Kelli ruined absolute kino last week, we need an edit with the radio call
>>150076095if you mean the saints dees game, just watch the ch 7 feed
>>150076073JHawk losing her skirt for the pre game entertainment …perfection
>>150076144Hawks won't make the 8.
it would be fun to give the pregame rev up speech to your teammates desu
>>150076173>g-g-g-g-go out there and w-w-w-w-w-win>gets belted by 100
hawkins is one of the few actually good boundary riders
Fucking hate players with two last names
>>150075925i'm thinking 9
teammates will start to feed it off to him in these last few games since they're not going to drop them anyway
>>150076073the prelim last year would have made a good granny
>>150076262Jennifer? Nice arse on that one
Might have a slice of olive bread with butter
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>hawkins shills out in force
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>>150076272I agree, Aliir Aliir must leave
Is Bane's youth better than Norf's?
>W. Ashcroft, Fletcher, Wilmot, Lohmann, Morris, L. Ashcroft, Marshall, Smith
vs
>Sheezel, Wardlaw, Curtis, McKercher, O'Sullivan, Duursma, Hardeman, Konstanty
>>150076272It's representative of the breakdown of marriage in this country and I hate it.
>>150076387Yes, by a comfortable margin in my humble.
>>150076272Dawson Simpson and Jackson Nelson both bothered me. Surnames for first names. Unless they have two gay dads?
been pissing down in Perth, gonna be absolute shitfest at Sloptus today
>>150076430I think that might help make it a contest. It wouldn't have been close otherwise.
i wouldnt fuck jen hawkins with another faggots dick
when are north going to bite the bullet and realise they need to drop logue and daniel and play yong players no matter how shit they are
>>150076473I agree they should be playing and developing someone else in the small defender role over Daniel although they traded pick 25 for him last year (lol) so I guess they figure they're getting their money's worth. I don't think they have anyone else to play over Logue. They've barely drafted any tall defenders and don't even really have forwards they could swing back. Even with all those first round picks their drafting has been pretty poor desu.
>>150076539>They've barely drafted any tall defenders and don't even really have forwards they could swing back.whitlock, even if he's still undersized he should be playing either forward or back to get the experience
but otherwise i agree
>>150075918based tradie demoralising psyop agent
>>150076455Gay as fuck if you wouldn’t fuck the sexiest woman in history
>>150073899yerp
>>150076430turf has actually been good this year and the weather is clearing up i think so it'll be a bit sloppy but not crazy
players like serong love the slop anyway, he's been going very well whenever it's been super wet
was that Barlow as NORF staff?
>>150076606Yeah, he's been a coach there for years.
how about those pies last night lol
I absolutely love that taint that fat birds have on their inner thighs
>>150076629smack a bloke near the head behind the play, fox just showed the replay
>>150076648yeah just saw it
Reminder: st kilda were atrocious for three quarters last week
Griffith Logue needs a fucking haircut
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there is nothing I am so passionate about that I would feel the need to protest
imagine yaz has this game on and the tele watching her brother with harley
and then harley gets bored and starts pounding her whilst the game is on in the background haha
>>150076819Why the fuck would I imagine that
I have wanganeen milera fatigue already
>>150076839didnt know who this cunt was 6 weeks ago kek
some spud strings a good month of footy together and then the are suddenly worth 2m a year
same thing happened with tdk last year
lads, mitchito just posted
>>150076861The fuck did you call me?
>>150076839i'd rather hear about him than naicos or sam darcy for the 1000000th time this year
>>150076871I doesn’t matter who it is, as soon as a player gets a bit of hype around them commentators act like they’ve just seen god whenever they get near the ball, gives me the shits
Don't forget to Dremel off your toenails and big toe calluses for Sunday lads
>>150076902I have tinea that has now gotten into a couple of nails and it is a motherfucker to get rid of
>>150076927vile; kill yourself
>>150076797What if the team you barrack for announced that they were moving interstate?
Would you object?
>>150076843didnt he break his hand or some shit, why are they even trying to play him in the first place in a game they have no hope of winning
im going to cheer for north today, for nor particular reason. i like the mascot maybe
>>150075807Not dumb
A bit overweight but have more muscle than most, so it's more strongfat than fat
Not gay
Quite handsome
Have 9k in savings
Have 9k in savings
No friends but don't want them
Not balding
Cured my acne a couple years ago with tretinoin
6.5 inches
Don't have phimosis
Have a decent jaw, better than most actually
I enjoy being shut in
Short king, not 'manlet'
Not porn addicted
Only masturbate maybe once every other day
Didn't play video games for almost a decade, started playing them again because I'm not insecure about my manhood / masculinity
Used to be an alcoholic, maybe drink a few times a year
Not a virgin, only sort of had one gf though
Anime is for losers
Was maybe addicted to slots for two months a couple years ago, am no longer cooked though and once again understand that it's for brainlets
Have a job I enjoy
Sorry champ
>>150076941mate afl could fold and I wouldn't care it's terrible now lol
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>strongfat
Anti tradie sperg is a sad little man
mason wood is a handsome man
Half time lads, let’s get up and move out bodies!
https://youtu.be/OiC1rgCPmUQ?si=IdZ0NLR7W0GOxhXA
>>150076973go line up while i browse plants lmao
ohnonono he's done him again
>>150076987how many times do yo uget pegged a night by your gay boyfriend
>6.5 inches
>Don't have phimosis
Proof? xD oWo
apparently collingwood have only beaten the worst team of all time in the past month, rest have been losses
can't stop beating it to birds in louboutins
>2025
>Not having phimosis
>>150076941no but steven interstate
>Dangerfield leading them out with a girl who has a Norf jumper
Not liking these omens.
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picrel is craig mcrae in a press conference
>Cats making marriage proposals (accepted)
Port about to get mating pressed.
>>150075925poortfag reporting in
12
>average aussue commercial
>retarded disabled gay retard on a diet
Anybody got a list of all the homegrown /afl/ memes so that I can use them to fit in better?
>>150077098aussie commercials only do annoying DEI shit because of your shitty country seppo, shut up and fuck off
>>150077090Please sauce me up bro
>>150077098>Average American commercial>Talk to your doctor about X drug, may cause leaky anus, heart burn, brain damage.>Average Bong commercial>Tired of being blocked up? Try Y drug for smooth bowel movements.I'll take our retards, thanks.
>>150077098https;//streamable.com/nr0dt
>>150077101no but steven may
I hate kikuyu like you wouldn't believe
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>>150077126>https;//streamable.com/nr0dtshe is a CUTE
>>150077122>>150077106cope and seethe. back to your voluntary concentration camps you kike lovers
can't wait to see butters at kardinia wearing hoops
yep the ad's looking great all we need now is an extreme close up of the ugliest woman of colour you can find's face to finish it off
>>150077098>average burger commercial>it's le smart negro man educating a dumb white man on why he needs Product™ to compete in today's high-powered world
>>150077173rather finish on a hsgf's face iykwim haha
>>150077173did a video ad for my brand last year and the feedback from the legal team was that the cast wasn't diverse kek (only whites)
>>150077186/r/ThatHappened
>>150077186Was that legal feedback or just noticing?
>anons watching ads again
>>150077210>replying to yourself to validate your fantasy
>>150077210they suggested we use a more ethnically diverse cast to better represent modern Australia
>it's not happening
>but if it is it's just incidental
>but if it's deliberate then that's a good thing
Wish I had a girl best friend
>>150077241fuck up commie poof
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>>150077241I will never move to /bant/
this not 15 shit is out of control these days
zak butters has the perfect case study in travis boak as to why not to stay at port
he will turn into a poof that never wins a flag
>>150077292THIS
if shes willing its ok
>>150077293>Boak turned down Geelong to stay at Port>Butters is being courted by St. KildaSlight difference between the two.
>>150077221Am I supposed to switch off the tv during quarter time breaks?
worried sick
might file a missing persons report
has anyone seen nick daicos?
This is actually a pretty good game.
>he doesn't use an adblocker
the age of consent for sex and the age of consent for tranny hormones should be the same number
>>150077320>Last seen during the third quarter against the Lions at the MCG
>>150077325Get a life mate
How many posts do you think you've made in /afl/?
sick of young players who can't kick on their opposite foot, they get paid hundreds of thousands it should be expected
>>150077320AFL anti-social service line will take you call.
If you see something, say something
>>150077331Somewhere between 10 and 10,000.
>>150077331Rough estimate is 73,000
>>150077332>ELITE on main leg, rubbish on off leg>Good on main leg, decent on off legWhich player would you draft?
>>150077331at least 3k for a single type of post alone. Probably 25k+
>>150077333whatever the specific number may be, if someone believes they should be different numbers then they clearly have malicious ulterior motives
back from the pub, you can commence posting now.
>>150077344based iykwim haha poster
>>150077342ceterus parabus the elite kick but i still don't think decent on the opposite is too much to ask
>>150077173based every insurance company
>>150077342the good/decent. After a year in the system teams learn how to position against great kicks to put them on their wrong side
>>150077331A couple of thousand.
Only started posting in /afl/ a few years ago when my team came good. Was otherwise a super casual viewer.
>>150077365Patently false.
>>150077331Been here since 2014, this is my first post
>>150077076he's such a sore loser
remember when he said they would have won some game if it were at the mcg
also, scored a free pushie to work on/use for parts and a MOS 2xCD still shrinkwrapped. love it when students move out.
*turns you inside out and kicks on my preferred foot*
>>150077320Yeah he’s writing his speech for when he wins the brownlow you fuckhead idiot cunt, think you’re a big man? A real tough guy? Haha Nick would fucking trash you any time, any day cunt, you little fucking weasel. Guarantee you’re a fucking idiot tradie faggot, would love to slap your fucking head cunt but you’re too fucking scared little faggot ass cunt, Nick is the best in the game, he would fucking massacre you and then piss on your soul
>>150077360>ceterus parabus>Using latin to try and sound smart>Misspell both wordskek
>>150077386i'll turn your insides out you twink poof
>>150077076>We've won one of our last>We haven't lost 3 of our last four, I'd say we've won one game and we've had three learning experiencesSome serious cope.
>headband status: back in place
>>150077360>>150077365I recall hearing/reading somewhere a while ago that in training camps and such they get the players to focus on their main leg to get real good at that.
The players are probably a bit older at that stage though and already somewhat set in their way. If you were training your kid up from like 4 years old, you'd focus on both legs.
>>150077391thanks for the correction cunt
>>150077412have sex incel
>>150077398Do women like this sort of body hair or is it more of a gay thing?
Was shaping up to be a good game but seems like Norf just can't keep it competitive. Aside from the game where Lions were sleepwalking down in Tassie I don't think they've had a single strong fourth quarter this year.
>>150077372Based brisbane bandwagoner
bet travis loved the feeling of that
boak copped it in the ass lads
>noo don't kick it up my bum, that would be so gay haha :p
>>150077433my gf loves chest hair but rekon this is too much
>montage of 2000 Essendon team footage with Zero 7's In The Waiting Line playing throughout
need
Ban goal songs. Thank you.
What's Joe Daniher's business? I remember Lachie Neale saying he has business interests outside of footy and doesn't need the money, hence why he was willing to walk away from almost $1 million for another year, but I have no idea what it actually is. Did he invest in bitcoin early or something?
>>150077474Trad wife social media.
>>150077474it's still early
>>150077474medical weed. owns 40% of Alternaleaf
I could fucking tear you all apart but I won’t because I’m a lovely person
>>150077500you're a cunt and also I could heem you effortlessly
>>150077500>I could fucking tear you all apartperhaps
>because I’m a lovely persondoubt
>>150077167cry more seppo subhuman
I'm not interested in fighting any of you fellas.
>>150077500Based and lovely pilled
>>150077509bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>150077500could barely tear open a Doritos packet you dozey cunt
cant believe my poorties are actually still in it at the end of q1, doubt it will last long but with how shit they were against the crom im surprised
>>150077534I don't need to because I can just ask my gf to do that
>boak is out
it's about time he stopped hiding his authentic self
>Larkey going down to the rooms
>Wardlaw now has foot issues
Comeback was good while it lasted.
gotta know when to hold em
pissin down again perthchads, small hail here
>>150077601>/#/>>>/sp/nrl works.Testing.
>>>/sp/\#nrl>>>/sp/\#\/nrl\/
Perfectly clear day in Melbourne :)
Norf's skills simply aren't up to snuff. No idea how many times this year I've seen a scoring chain breakdown due to terrible fumbles or missing a simple pass.
Love how North's away jumper is the same colours as their home
>>150077621He paid for a ticket to the footy, he should be allowed to take the ball home. Just boomer things.
imagine north got a 666 free kick haha
>>150077631he was given the ball by an afl employee. why shouldn't he get to keep it?
Lads surely not two weeks in a row haha
Exciting finish but Norf just can't get it done.
>>150077641>be given vagina by hsgf>go to jail
Must be tough working... under Clarko
paul curtis fucking his team twice in the last 5 minutes with some soccer bullshit
>>150077631>>150077641THE MEDICAL ADVICE TO NOT REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING THE BALL. WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC. STAY SAFE STAY APART.
>>150077684crisp ball toucher
kick the ball to cameron lads
we NEED a centurion
>>150077678>>150077687I don't really get this meme. Ling is great value on the ABC radio. Him and Malthouse are great on Friday.
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>>150077704oh muh fucking gawd dammmmmmmm gilly
>>150077704I recognise Gianna Michaels tits but fuck you for making me find what scene this is actually from only to disappoint me.
Butters is going to kill my chance of a monster score. Fuck you, Mullin.
has jezza been presented with the keys to the city (of geelong) yet?
Missed a lot of footy today lads, just got back to the city been looking after me skitsophrenic mummy, most of the ladies stop talking to me when I mentioned her. Dating apps been running dry since I turned 40 guys, time to cycle steroids? Sainters providing a bit of late season civic pride I could only dream of for my rabble
>>150077738>MullinIs he the best tagger going around? He's just so athletic.
https://aussierul.es/index.php
Only for based fwens
>ynr the israel lobby forcing a regime change because k rudd expelled the israeli ambassador after mossad agents used forged australian passports in an assassination plot, and replaced him with the incredibly pro-israel gillard who cucked our feminists by being the first female pm without winning a single election a woman has still never been elected pm by the people
>>150077817Probably Dunkley although I guess in fairness he's more of a defensive midfielder that can lockdown an opponent rather than a traditional tagger that only focuses only on shutting their opponent out of the game.
>>150077843It's Gianna Michaels' fucking two nogs while her cuck boyfriend watches.
>i think about jews all day
>>150077856Just stop behaving badly, jews. That is all it will take for people to stop talking about you. Just stop it.
>>150077855Girl = Sydney/Melbourne
Boyfriend = Aussies
Nog1 = Chinese
Nog2 = Indian
>>150077822invite please? norfies2025@hotmail.com
>>150077869Disturbingly accurate.
more of a hotmale.com person iykwim haha
>>150077834Hello there friend, you have clearly made a mistake and made a post on the wrong board. This /sp/ - sports, the board you're looking for is /pol/ - politically incorrect.
Always happy to help out a new poster find their way :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V4vT04TeY
*be's having any sort of opinion or thought*
>why are you so obsessed you spend all day thinking about it
grim that so many still resort to this
really wish jack reiwoldt would have just retired and completely fucked off from the tv screen, irritating unlikable redhead cunt
Shut up mate. Seriously. Just shut up.
>>150077886It's true though.
Some of you are obsessed with jews and its fucking weird
>>150077879How do I find this
*be's thinking about fucking my anus later*
>why are you so obsessed you spend all day thinking about it
grim that so many still resort to this
>>150077886>posting politics on /sp/There is an ENTIRE board dedicated to politics
julia Gillard is a touchy subject ok? Like the Voice to Parliament. Please just cut it out.
>>150077901Yeah but you guys are my friends and I want to talk to you
>>150077894just playing a bit of internet tennis with our asio friends mate nothing wrong with some harmless fun
>>150077917Literally and unironically same here
Doing a wet sloppy iggs
>>150077911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eln_Rxc6TI
i'm a dumb drunken worthless piece of shit
>>150077935Crisp Willie Rioli
>>150077896>seremello folder
>>150077943incorrect. I'm slim, white and poor.
>>150077894also didn't say anything about jews just israel and their lobbyist
I hope you aren't conflating criticism of israel with antisemitism that's highly antisemitic mate
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>Shannon Neale can now mark
That's the next 10 years sorted.
>>150077953My Wife Quincy Dodd
>>150077935I am neither of those things but friendless, wifeless and kidless at 40
>>150077961>criticism of israel with antisemitismIt is though.
Israel is a Jewish state. When you criticise Israel youre criticising the Jewish people and collective Jewish political autonomy.
It's why so many Jews feel attacked and uncomfortable with even soft criticism of Israel because it feels like a broad attack on all Jews
lads how do i get in shape in three weeks?
>>150077986Exercise bike. 200km day.
missus desperate to go to the upcoming ed sheeran concert at optus, crazy how I'm much more handsome than him and my missus loves me yet I know she'd cuck me in an instant if ed wanted to fuck her
>>150078001My misso is like this except for Taylor Swift
>>150077985>C:\Users\mark\Pictures\serenamello
>>150078016>tfw no rave slut 'rena gf
You ARE voting for socks mogul and Premiership Captain Trent Cotchin to win Dancing with the stars on 7 & 7plus tonight at 7:30pm, right lads?
>>150078023>4 guys, 2 womenIs Trent in the fag couple?
>>150078023No, I'm voting for the dude in the red dress.
>>150078023>flashing her vagFor what purpose?
>>150078001Not sure why you'd tolerate a partner like this.
>>150078038you know the answer is always Attention.
>>150078038TO OWN TEH JEWS!!! MAGA
For me? Sliding a sneaky finger up my shitter when wiping.
>>150078041You really think 95% of women at an Ed Sheeran concert wouldn't cheat on their man if Ed Sheeran wanted to fuck them? lol
>>150078051No. I said I'm not sure why someone would tolerate it.
>>150078051>Short ugly gingerIt's a matter of respect. If it was George Clooney or similar, then yeah, you'd accept that. But a ranga?
>>150077986You can't.
Test or 1000 cals a day
>>150078055Because this is how women are naturally, you have to tolerate it
>Supercoach captain: Zac Butters
>>150078023Who's the girl on the left next to Micallef?
>>150078071Terrible choice.
>>150078075which one is micallef?
>>150078067You do not. Very grim mindset.
Been edging this turd for 20 minutes.
>>150078075>>150078038one of these
Brittany Hockley, Trent Cotchin, Michael Usher, Kyle Shilling, Felicity Ward, and Shaun Micallef have made it to the Grand Finale.
a still from dancing with the stars 2025
>>150078080The old guy on the far left.
>Port wanting to kick Hinkley
>Hinkley deciding to leave the club in the condition he found it
kek
not sure i'm liking 4chun on firefox. keep getting
>please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed
when I already have. it was easier on chrome.
>>150078096>Brittany HockleyGoogle says that's who she is. Apparently she was on the Bachelor and that was enough for some radio station to offer her a contract.
Why the fuck aren’t the cats just kicking it to Jezza every time they go inside 50. There’s fuck all else to be interested about in this game
nba
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>>150078109Either fix your umatrix/ublock/noscript filters to allow cloudflare, or up 4chan-x if it's an old version.
Have the Frockers picked this week as their 'contender plays terribly' week?
>it’s another fred piss away finals episode
Crisp
Pity about that kick after that run but Clark has become elite this year.
Reminder that, just like his worthless team, flat track Zak simply beats up on bottom 8 teams
Anyone got the results to Summerslam?
wish i was bottoming an 8 tonight iykwim haha
>>150078135Is that why he's going to the Bulldogs?
>>150078135he has no help, his team has nothing to play for, and many of their best players are injured, plus he is being tagged. it's not his fault
>>150078138non hodgkin's lymphoma
Fremantle are a joke fucking club that are allergic to playing finals. They’ll do everything they can to avoid it. Fucking purple faggots
>>150078154They're down by 2 goals in the first quarter, god you people are dramatic
>>150078154Bloos playing really well but they've started well in plenty of games this year only to collapse in the second half. Getting three goal lead before the slog comes will help though.
Cattos reliving the 07 GF
3 goal lead is decent in the wet. Fred can't go fast in these conditions either
Make that a four goal lead before the slog. Might be like 8 goals in these conditions.
>don the anchor
>play like this
this has got vintage Fred written all over it
Cameron is gonna hit 100 during the finals and it’s gonna be an absolute shithow
Freo are trash right now. They have only been able to move the ball through frees.
>>150078229He needs 26?
Essendon, Sydney and Richmond to go.
Will be pretty close.
Adelaide stuck by their bald coach for 7 years and they’ll probably win the flag this year. Just goes to show sacking the coach is not always the best option.
>>150078243Port could learn a thing or two from Adelaide about how to get rid of a coach.
>>150078243>they’ll probably win the flag this year.Doubt it.
fuck I knew Young got hurt in that tackle. Based Ninthmantle incoming
>>150078229some coach is finna seethe about losing momentum
Who will play more games over their career: Will Day or Hayden Young?
Teams are going to go Hawthorn vs Fev on Cameron. 100 won't happen.
>>150078243das rite, stabbing him to death is the ONLY considerate option.
>tick tock ken
>>150078256The cats probably need to make the granny while also losing their qualifying final for it to happen. Unless he can fill his boots against Essendon
>Fremantle are in form, going to play finals
They're going to miss the 8 aren't they?
>mum texts me to say how she marched across the bridge for palestine
>asked her why she's a nazi
>3 angry face emoji in reply
Fucking tired, lads. Need a nap.
>>150078279most civil online discussion
>>150078279The real angry ones or the mildly angry ones?
>>150078279/r/thathappened
Port Adelaide are joke club same a freo
>>150078297They're good for a laugh, keep em I say.
>Young out with a groin
You just know he'll miss the reason of the season.
first to 100 point margin normally wins
honestly there’s no reason why geelong won’t beat essendon by 200 next week and jezza won’t kick 15
>>150078302/r/thatwonthappen
>>150078299i don't know that nor do i know who that is
>>150078286discussing politics/religion in my senpai is fairly open by most standards. i've said openly racist stuff to my mum and dad and had them both agree with me but in the same convo backtrack on something then casually drop
>pope whatsisname's fault for not backing the jewsit's always a guessing game with them.
>>150078291yellow angry, from an iphone so idk how many shades of angry face is there?
>>150078302>Letting your twin brother style on you
>>150078315imagine if he gets his own twin sacked
>>150078320Essendon people know their team was injury fucked this year. Instead of being angry they just laugh.
>>150078326we showed some good signs early in the year and got some games into some kids. And will get a pretty good draft hand with Melbourne’s first pick as well . I’m optimistic.
reckon he's shouting kebabs/HSP/AB's for the lads?
>>150070594 (OP)>Bagpipe ear rape after a goalNo faster way to kill the atmosphere
Might racially abuse zak butters
>>150078340>Had Jezza 7+>Got 6He did it to spite me
the more legs you have the chance exponentiality grows for the bookie
>>150078340dang... unlucky
>>150078347Thanks for the inside scoop mate.
>>150078347True but butters 25+ is usually safe as houses
>>150078340How much would that have paid out if Butters did his job?
kek got the dumb punters seething
>ITS ALWAYS ONE FUGGIN LEG THAT GETS ME XDDD
wish I chose fremantle when I was younger instead of west coast
Yous blokes gonna finna watch The 65th TV Week Logie Awards hosted by Sam Pang tonight?
you win some you lose more. Think of what you’re really gambling with. Think of what you could be buying instead.
>>150078371based masochist
>gambling is… Le bad!!!
fuck off to reddit
Serong cost me my supercoach final, 10 fucking points near half time, dogging it more than butters
>>150078378Yeah I'll think on that.
>>150078065defeatist mindset
Haven't spoken a single word all day
Shout to Shai Boltan - you're a shit bald cunt who cut and run whilst being overrated
the anchor is cursed, it pulls freo to the bottom of the ladder, always has
>Belts the missus in frustration
Based docker fan
>>150078395WELCOME
Do you feel like you have a superpower when you walk amongst society like I do?
fred will beat bane so they will make finals anyway
>>150078401Based Jason dunstall
>Play your gf against the Pies
>Get exhausted and belted after
Yep, that's what the Pies do to ya. Rent free
>>150078402I feel the opposite; like an unwanted alien. Sometimes I marvel at how naturally normies socialise with each other
>>150078415Everyone plays their gf against the pies. that’s the burden of being Collingwood
>>150078416I'll tell you the worst thing as a man with experience.
Anyone you may or who may come into your life will dump you instantly when they realise
A. Your family isn't normal or you have none
B. Your friends are just discord usernames and 4chan posts.
(unless your rich)
actually last week was the derby
>>150078372Nah, I'm scheduled to be shot in the kneecaps that night.
>>150078415that was 2 weeks ago Pieflog
>>150078385I'm gonna win all my finals but Butters cost me cracking 3000.
I would love to curbstomp the fuck out of a few of you cunts. I’m a fucking dangerous, I’m a wanted man in 3 states, don’t fucking push me.
>>150078415Have the Pies played their gf against the Pies over the last month?
>>150078431based degenerate gambler
>>150078427Is having no family really such a big red flag?
how’d you like your skull to get caved in, fuckhead?
>>150078441you're not wanted by anyone mate stop lying
>>150078340Retard easily parted with his money.
You KNOW Mullin is going to tag him. You KNOW last time Butters was held to 20. You KNOW that Port are even more injured and their season is over.
>Hurr, lets bet on Butters getting even MORE possessions
>>150078441bell st maccas 10 minutes cunt
>>150078456Sick of fucking Irish faggots and black shit skinned cunts. as they say an Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out.
>>150078447>Why is anon estranged from his familyReally gets the noggin ticking over to ICK.
>>150078427>with experience>terrible grammar
Nooo I don’t want to stay in Ireland and play for the glory of my county I want to move to Australia and steal a wage!!!’ Fucking pathetic
>>150078463Nah they're all dead
>>150078473I’ll cave your fucking face in faggot
>>150078474>He says they're all dead. Maybe he's lying and hiding something...
I’ll stab any cunt that tries to fucking start me. I’ve got connections, I’m fucking dangerous.
>>150078485the connections: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyCKVCGEmrM
>>150078493My foot through your fucking jaw faggot
and respected by our foes
>>150078497coonvict is that you?
>>150078493Acamprosate, Prazosin, Vitamin B and a glass of Metamucil
Here we go here we go Camry crows
Bawling my fucking eyes out...how did things get like this...why am I even still here...
>>150078520I can end your life if you want cunt
… just say the word
>>150078520Name 3 things that would improve your life.
this ultra aggressive poster is so based
You faggots would literally piss yourself if you ran into me on the street. Bet you’ve never been in a scrap in your life.
>>150078527Which word?
>>150078530A wife, a mistress and a mansion
>>150078520based Longmuir
https://youtu.be/RrF6wG8olL0
>>150078553you're an odd fellow
>>150078568The guy in the middle is missing his little hat.
>>150078568based Uncle Rupert with the trvke
>>150078568why is the foreigner here though
Freo at 2.60 is free money
>>150078568>Guy in the middle Adopted yank nobody gives a shit about
>Guy on the left Uber sarr who sends AUD offshore and drives up housing prices
This cartoon had the opposite effect to what was intended desu
>>150078568FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
>>150078580housing prices
stab dog cunts, slit their throats, bash their skulls
Well /alf/, should I cut my losses? Fred is looking pretty shit.
>>150078600You'll literally win
>>150078568Hello there friend, you have clearly made a mistake and made a post on the wrong board. This /sp/ - sports, the board you're looking for is /pol/ - politically incorrect.
Always happy to help out a new poster find their way :)
>>150078600can you buy me maccas if you win
Why are the roads always so busy now? Traffic used to die down at night and now it's busy all the time.
gonna get a GF by the end of the year and youse cunts cannot stop me
micksperg has been neutered, are you all happy?
>>150078635>micksperg has been neutered, are you all happy?Yes, yes, I am, hopefully he got permanently banned
>>150078635did xir finally get the chop
>>150078647Global rule 3, champ
>>150078653How about I cave your fucking skull in retard
fremantle has cox down back
>>150078663Lmao what are you gonna fucking do mate? Probably never been in a real fight, fuckin wanker
Yeah freo are winning this
>>150078663Mad racist is mad lol
$20 for a haircut is fair
$25 maximum
>>150078674Fucking lol. If only you knew who are talking to mate. If you knew who I am, you would be pissing your pants.
go to bed you dumb cunt tradie
>dumb cunt
>tradie
you repeted yourself kek
>>150078694did port really waste an entire year to farwell him kek
union POWER
union POWER
union POWER
>>150078705you reckon they'd be doing any better with carr?
>>150078681shut the fuck up arseholee
Are Fremantle, dare I say, back?
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Tradies smell
Cant build an egg
Their Ranger tanen away
>>150078713probably not but at least he could have started putting plans in place and learning himself
BOLTON YOU FUCKING SHITHOUSE
>>150078694>>150078705>>150078713Based Ken is shielding Carr from all the public blame. Carr has been coaching this year and Ken is copping the heat to protect him.
Talk to me like I’m one of your mates and I’ll bury your teeth in your throat
I carry rage like other people carry phones. It’s always in my hand. Fully charged. Ready to use.
>>150078739you're not my mate cunt
Lads, did I miss anon's review of his glass dildo?
I need something to watch
plz blues @$8
save my weekend cunts
You open your mouth at me in public, I’m breaking your fucking jaw on instinct. I don’t ask questions. I react. Try me
Funny how ken hinkley has earned millions of dollars by doing nothing for the last 12 years
>>150078753Was good but cleaning is difficult. It was clear initially but now it looks kinda cloudy. Probably better off getting one that is tinted to start with.
v2
Jingle bells, Tradies smell;
Misso ran away;
Fagmobile lost a wheel -- and
Tradie hides he's gay
>>150078766who u going after lad
>>150078766just put the fries in the bag mate
despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
Tradie vans, full of cans,
Parked up on the street,
Started work at 10am,
And knocked off by 3!
Smoko time, they form a line,
For pies and energy drinks,
Wearing shorts in winter cold—
What would your mother think?!
Oh—
Tool belt's gone, left it home,
Blamed the apprentice, mate!
Dropped his drill from off the roof,
Now the job runs late—HEY!
Hi-vis bright, what a sight,
Thinks he’s on The Block,
Tells the client "no more work"—
'Cause footy's on the box!
Tradie's ute, tradie's ute,
Tools all in a heap,
Bottles clank, the radio’s cranked,
He’s late and half asleep!
Oh, tradie’s boots, tradie’s boots,
Muddy on the floor,
Quotes sky-high, he’ll have a try,
But leaves you wanting more!
Tradie yells, job site smells,
Crane's stuck in the mud,
Steel cap boots on smoko break,
All covered up in crud!
CFMEU, in high-vis blue,
Marchin’ down the street,
Shut the site by half past two—
Still claim a full week's sheet!
Oh—
Union strong, nothings wrong,
Unless ya miss your dues,
Johnny's late, blame the state,
And whinge about the news—HEY!
Barbie’s on, Esky's full,
They’re knockin’ off again,
Four-day week, and double rates—
"Just part of bein’ men!"
>>150078792You’d be picking your teeth up from the fucking gravel if I ever ran into you irl
And then I’d send my mates around to finish the job
>>150078803Fuck you faggot, you don't scare me
They’ll strike if lunch is cold,
Pay review? "That's overdue!"
And the grout ain’t even rolled.
Foreman’s gone, labour’s on
TikTok while on the clock,
Tools down quick when the rep pulls in
With pies and union talk.
Oh—
Hilux loud, wrapped in shrouds,
Pulls up with a grin,
"Everyone off, we’re walkin’ out—
The boss looked mean again!"
Ladders bent, scaffold's lent,
The sparky’s had a beer,
"She'll be right" and "that'll do"—
Then vanish for a year!
>>150078808You should be scared fuckhead. I am fucking dangerous.
sorry m8, can't hear your faggy poetry over my seadoo
Oh—
Tradie tales, union scales,
And nothing’s built on time,
If the boss starts asking questions—
They’re "breachin’ site guidelines!"
Kangas hop, deadlines drop,
The site’s a bloody zoo,
But they’ll still say with a straight face—
“We built this joint for you!”
>>150078814>I am fucking dangerousTo what? A box of Tim Tams?
Fucking cackling at the thought of one of you noodle armed cunts running into my irl
>>150078772Thanks mate. Will keep this in mind for next time I'm in the market for a dildo.
if you ran your mouth about tradies to some of my mates irl you’d be drinking through a straw for a month
none of you's lost would talk shit if my gf was here
Anon buys,
A new toy,
From the internet—
Click and ship,
Discreetly zipped,
No regrets just yet!
Plug it in,
Lights will spin,
What a joyful day!
Solo time,
Is feelin' fine,
In every kind of way—HEY!
I'm giggling at the thought of you fantasizing about ever leaving the house
>>150078826They'd pash his teeth out?
Wonder if Voss’s autistic hsgf is at the game tonight
>>150078830>fantasizingFOY
Two AFL anons,
Meet at Bell St Maccas,
One wears Crocs, the other's socks,
They're talkin’ footy smackers.
Grabbing Big Macs fast,
Their takes are loud and strong,
Arguin’ if Freo's trash
Or if the Dees belong!
Ohhh—
Scarf guy yells,
Trade news smells,
Mods have gone away,
Posting memes and secret schemes,
'Til the break of day—HEY!
Scarf guy yells,
Hot chips fell,
Sauce upon his phone,
Bell Street tales from burger trails,
In footy banter tone!
Pounding my puss,
What a crazy night,
Sliding and grinding,
Feeling just right!
Lips are locked tight,
Heartbeat’s a thrill,
Dancing and romancing,
Can’t get my fill—HEY!
Pounding my puss,
All the way,
Oh what fun it is to feel,
That heat every day!
fuck off with your ai slop poems you maggot
>>150078854AFL smells, footy yells,
Crowds are yelling loud,
Players flop, and fans just mock,
On the MCG crowd!
Mark’s a dud, goal’s a dud,
Ump’s lost all control,
The siren sounds, the footy’s done,
But nobody’s got soul!
Ohhh—
AFL smells,
Players yell,
Fans boo all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see
A footy fight today!
apparently the logies are tonight lmao
>>150078600you better not have cashed out SPASTIC
AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!
Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!
Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!
FREE PALESTINE FREE FREE PALESTINE
*waves abo flag*
never met a tradie that listened to triple j
did you mean triple m?
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Bloos are a pack of losers.
The cricket is starting so I’m switching over to the cricket.
I find the cricket more interesting than the footy these days.
another predictable round of footy
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>>150078867the tradiejak started because some guy was at a place where they only listened to MMM and it was ruining his life not being allowed to put on JJJ apparently
>>150078881No cricket on in winter, mate.
Carlton are masters at undoing hard work.
>AI automatically assumes tradies are retarded with no prodding
LMAO
Why is KFC the only fast food slop that is reasonably priced anymore?
>>150078910Chicken is cheap and plentiful.
Beef is not.
god i wish rc was here to give his take on this one
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the meetup is happening.
Can someone tell me who wins the logies awards tonight
These last few minutes could shape the 8.
>>150078923whoever takes carrie bickmore home and sticks their penis in her vagina
>>150078923Why would anyone care?
>>150078910>Chicken is cheap and plentiful. meant indians
>Beef is not.meant holy and must not be eaten
why do boongs look so fat and unfit
>>150078931I'm kind of interested because I have no idea what's on tv these days
>>150078928based carrie bickmore’s sexually confused son
>>150078923They lost all credibility when Larry Emdur won the Gold Logie. He's boring and impersonal as fuck and has ruined The Chase, not fit to shine Andrew O'Keefe's shoes. I swore off the Logies after that.
Fuck freo and their faggot fucking fans. Fuck tame impala, fuck silent alarm. Joke of a club.
>The year is 2030 and Skynet initiated Judgment Day
>Converts all tradies to biomass
>An underground trade resistance sends The Tradienator back in time to kill Sarah Connor
>The Tradienator gets beat up by a moped rider
>say the word poof
>OMG NO YOU CAN'T!!!!
>support a country that actively beheads gays
>YASSSS GO QUUEN!
why are they like this
>>150078949This is literally exactly what Silent Alarm would post.
*goes to town on my pussy*
>>150078945Yea I'd love to kick that faggot in the head. Hate how he always turns to the contestant when asking the question
>>150078952We can't control what other countries do but we can control what our people do
>saad is committed to the cause
what, islam?
>>150078960True but he would have made it 5 paragraphs
>>150078963then why do crimes happen?
>>150078960Silent Alarm is a Bloc Party album, and its really good.
>>150078969Criminals get punished. Just like people who say homophobic slurs
>The surname Emdur is of Jewish origin, specifically Ashkenazi, and is believed to be of Yiddish origin
>>150078978>we can control what our people dobut then why do people commit crimes?
VOSS is ELITE! essendon are a JOKE
>they finish with a flurry
uhhh, HJbros why is freo promoting maccas?
>>150078864Are the Palestinians the indigenous people of that area?
>>150078920can't wait to see James Blunt
did freo change their song back
we’re the pride of west australia
we’re the mighty freo docks
we’re courageous stronger faster
And we all have massive cocks
>>150078996somewhat antisemetic to propose something contrary to something something
Kath looks like she’s down to pound tonight
and respected by our foes
>>150079003retro jumper retro song
we’re the pride of west australia
we’re the mighty wa bears
we’re courageous stronger faster
And we all have massive cocks
>>150079012And jews have big nose
god i wish rc was here to give his take on this one
I inherited a Beirut apartment from my grandfather earlier this year. My expectation was that the apartment would be worth somewhere between $150K and $200K USD. To my astonishment it was valued at around $1.5 million USD as it's apparently located in a sought-after suburb called Zeytounah bay with beach views. The real estate agent we spoke to has advised the area is popular with Gulf Arab investors and would sell quickly at the right price.
Now my question is if the property was sold for $1.4 Million which is over two million AUD, how do you transfer that amount of money to Australia without triggering alarms? Does the Australian government tax you on a property you sold overseas? what is the best way to transfer this money with minimal fees?
remember when gazey showed that woman taking a shit on bounce a few weeks back
Wonder if Luke Jackson will go home and fuck his milf groomer gf tonight
kaths hair is blowing everywhere
what a slut
>>150079027she is fucking gagging for it
>>150079022Cash in a briefcase
>>150079011reckon she'd know her way around a strapon
reminder that gary sweet got his knob slobbered by prime brooke satchwell at the '98 logies
https://feeld.co/ask-feeld/how-to/feeld-guide-to-bottoming-for-all-genders
>>150079030wow thats insane!
bet you cant wait to tell the boys at school tomorrow
>>150079030Looking good mate
>>150079041t. Sportsbet exec
How do i stop being a scared little anxious bitch
GET FUCKED TRICKERS
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>1 loss all season
>loses 1st final to 4th place
LMAOOOOO
>>150079022normally when you post redditslop, it has some kind of relevance. got confused with /nrl/ sweaty?
obviously the correct answer is to utiilise the hawala network, or go to Cyprus, Poland or England and establish a HSBC bank account.
>>150079041I'm not allowed near schools mate
>>150079046Just be drunk all the time
>he scored under 2900 this week
>>150079059Was this you in another league?
I got raped
why is dani laidley on the logies?
>>150079085The most exciting time of the week, time to start fresh tomorrow!