>Trump is a based cunnylover

Could he be any more of /ourguy/? No. No, he could not.

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant chuckling

Ahem...

I'm bullying nexus-moddersmaxxing

I don't need karate when I've got pro-wrestling, and I study twice a week on Mondays and Fridays