Thread 150160876

gws v norf
dees v dogs
iggs v crom

very unsporting to make me wait til sunday evening to see MY iggs get their weekly hiding

SHALL petition the afl that next year all iggs games are on thursday nights to get them out of the way before the weekend begins

Crom desu
See you after church, my friends

Can I just walk into a random church on a Sunday morn or will I get weird looks because I’m the new guy

Pretty funny
https://youtu.be/zJJkkq5O_w4?si=qv883N6qjYY1RyBQ

>>150162207
what do you think you spacky dipshit

Uh oh grumpy bum alert

>>150162207
good place to look for a gf fella
crom be with you x

>>150160876 (OP)
>gws v norf
read that as gsw (gun shot wound) vs norf
what am I liek lmo

>>150162561
my bum about to be grumpy as im taking a dockies

My bum is happy it's getting played with.

Apparently there was a neo nazi march through the streets of Melbourne yesterday morning

Any of you lads go?

>>150163015
...yh..cosplay/mlp week fella

>>150163051
oh no no no

>>150163015
Hello Mr Asio :^)

no but steven mayo

>>150162597
Not really. Churches are mostly filled by old people only or the odd young married couple.

Very slim chances of finding a young single woman. If youre in Adelaide i know of one particular church you could possibly find a young woman but they will likely be too devout for you if youre mostly a normie.

>>150163097
meant to type ...yhnh
hihi

realised is many of you have girlfriends and wives and that I'm not actually in company of other reclusive virgin spergs as I first thought. you're all normies, i'm not a poser, i'm the real deal

>>150155703
I guess all those office workers who work in the city who earn more than you are losers because it's more convenient for them to take the bus in the morning to work

>>150163174
I'm semi normie. My problem when I was at school was I was too much of a dork for the cool kids and too self conscious and sport loving to be part of the nerds. So I occupied a weird space where I never really fit in anywhere as I am a bit of a nerd but I love sport .
But yeah by the time I got to uni I was able to get girls and currently have a girlfriend

You can always look to improve yourself

tradie obsessed with being cuckolded by office workers just woke up lads

>>150163174
Don't worry I'm also a pure anime watching virgin, approaching late 20s

The /afl/ - /f1/ crossover

>>150163359
remember when wogs would get their knickers in a knot when the foreign soccer wogs came here and took pics with footy jumpers or hats

don't reckon f1 boomers are that precious

Easiest $1500 I’ll ever make

>>150163483
While it would be hilarious if 18th beat 1st, crows will realistically win by 80 odd points if not more.

>>150163483
no tex no camrys. liam ryan finna run riot without any racism to keep him down
you fucked up boy

>>150162207
People at churches are very friendly and non-judgemental desu
Pride IS a sin after all

>>150163174
Don't let my normie status fool you, my gf is very much a sperg too.

>>150163528
>no tex no camrys
It's not 2023 anymore mate. Fogarty, Thilthorpe and Rankine are all now at the peak of their powers. Trust me, they've belted my porties quite a few times now.
I recommend watching a movie or some 06 highlights.

nick daicos holy kek

>>150163174
I'm too normie for spergtown but I'm too spergie for normtown

>>150162207
as long as you don't look like you will shoot the place up they will love seeing a new person

>another shit day of footy
*yawn*

I am ugly
I am stupid
I am unloved
I am unworthy

ive seen enough
no team is worthy of winning the flag this year

beetle sex

>>150163174
Don't worry, lad. I was one of you 4 years ago. Times change.

>>150164060
More of a fraud year than the covid cup.

I like the sit in the sun and pretend that me absorbing sunlight is like me eating it for vitamin D. After 5 minutes in the sun I say ‘mmm delicious!’ and then go back inside

>>150164099
Yep, crisp.

Have you ripper legends enjoyed the antepenultimate round of the 2025 home and away season thus far?

>>150164120
not but steven may today

>>150164099
Based Bruce

>>150163015
Pathetic legs and too many pot bellies for me.

wogs and celts were literally considered more subhuman than africans by the anglos back in the day and yet now they pretend they are a unified race with the anglos
very sad behaviour frankly, i would rather 100 pajeets to one anglo

>>150164513
>the only one without a mask is a turk
LMFAO

I think if myself as subhuman because it’s comforting to think I shouldn’t ever bother trying

>>150164513
why are they so brown and wog looking

>>150164513
>all brown
HOWLING

>/afl/ so racist even neo nazis arent white enough
top kek

>>150162996
Ummm?? Pics??? Don’t fucking tease me

>>150164799
oi thats hectic cuz lets ogggg

>>150164513
Bit late for Mardi Gras innit?

>>150164634
>>150164697
>>150164766
Whiter than you faggot

>>150164899
I never said I was white, champ.

>>150164877
Boak and Fyfe didn't get the memo

blue v and smiths cheese and onion for lunch
thoughts?

>>150164899
I'm aboriginal. Get out of my country.

>>150164947
Could go the blue v, but the cheese and onion are garbage.

>>150164959
Never was. Never will be.

>>150164962
name a better flavour champ

>>150164977
Don't make me welcome you. I know how much that makes you seethe.

>>150164993
Salt and vinegar, barbecue, original, sour cream and chives.

My body looks almost identical to current Tomahawk

My favourite posts are where fatcunts claim to have the body of an elite athlete.

>>150165046
Same except I’m 15 years younger and have never achieved anything

>>150165028
original is good but cheese and onion is better than those
samboys bbq though, yummo

>>150165046
Unit

joel selwood should follow the example of his brothers
cheating scum

>>150165046
imagine the plapping sounds when he fucks his piggy missus

not sure if i should get a massage or prozzie today

>>150165237
prozzie

>>150165237
Save your money and have a wank

>>150162207
No, they'll be glad to meet you and treat you well

>>150165237
Why not both?

>>150164513
>fresh temporary tattoo of obvious WN insignia
SLOPPY JOB ASIO

THE top 8

>>150165343
could not think of a more boring finals series

>>150165343
>Bane
Kwab

>>150165358
Yep crows are going to walk to one of the easiest flags in recent memory.

>>150163483
putting 75k on the crows mate?

>>150165409
>cunts beating geelong at the g (or kardinia)
come on now

>>150165490
Last 2 times Geelong have played a team in the top 8 they have lost.

the games dont look very good today

>>150165576
Dees/Dogs could be good if Melbourne have that post-coach performance bump and decide to turn up

you guys excited for the big game at Corroboree Group Oval this arvo

going to watch my iggs get gaped today :|
early trip to the casino on the cards

every game of footy should be held at the MCG

>>150165698
Sounds like some type of coon ground.

I don’t deserve to eat, I don’t deserve anything

>>150165731
what do you play at the casino?

>>150165760
with my arsehole

>>150165760
blackjack mostly

>another hour until the first shit game
Just get it over and done with.

i want the game to start so i can jump into bed and fall asleep

WOAH OH OH
COCK IN MY ARSE

>>150165843
>Cut government spending? No! Tax more!
>75+ lavish first-class flights a year for every politician btw

Nick Daicos is on the Sam Hyde show lads

>>150165885
Australia is very socialist in a lot of ways so reducing government spending isn't great because so many jobs are essentially paid for or subsidized by the government

Melbourne will beat the Dogs and give them 2021 PTSD

>>150165927
not my problem. those people should get real jobs.

>>150165924
Based, what is the Sam Hyde show

>>150165962
Yeah bro, I'll just start my own business and see how that goes, I'm sure I won't be bankrupted by (((regulations))) and (((multinationals)))

Go kangas

>>150165976
I meant Sam Newman iykwim haha

>>150165927
There's a difference between a socialist economy and wasteful spending. How much did Albo spend on the Voice? How much is he throwing at PNG for a rugby team? This money could have gone to improving infrastructure

>>150165992
there's always going to be wasteful spending in government it's just the way it is
I don't know about the PNG rugby team but stuff like that falls under economic soft power and it does have a purpose

>>150165978
yeah not working for government adult daycare is hard actually

Why did Sam Newman have Blair Cotrell on his pod and only to disagree with everything he said

Paying taxes so that blacks can throw a ball around instead machetying tourists

>>150166011
Be that as it may, my point is that there is excessive wasteful spending in government, and the first call of measure should be them to reduce wasteful government spending, not increase tax and harm the peoples' wellbeing when they're already doing it tough.

Blowjobs are overrated imo, barely feel anything, just nice because it’s demeaning to women

>>150166090
applied for a foreskin yet mate

>>150166090
blowjob ability varies GREATLY between women

>>150166090
Most aren't good at sucking. Get one from a bloke and you'll see heaven.

Nothing beats a beej with just the right amount of tooth contact

Why is it called a blowjob

>>150166114
that right amount being zero

>>150166061
yes the government shouldn't waste so much money but it's just the nature of governments to do so. regardless the tax system should be balanced away from income tax and more towards taxing wealth. It's crazy how young people are starting their financial journey with very little money and are just getting totally hammered with income tax. It's like you get punished for actually being productive and protected for playing it safe.

>>150166114
Best CollegeHumor girl

>>150166090
Reckon you might want to upgrade from a doll.

How come cloud seeding happens in the most radical left areas of Australia?

>CollegeHumor
kek go to bed grandpa

>>150166111
>>150166110
Seems like it, I’ve had to face fuck the majority of girls to cum

Lick a dick there aint any I won't pick

>girls
fuck off and die nonce

>>150166171
>>150166171

https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY
used to literally jerk it to that glimpse of her sexy pale soft white feet

Homosexuality is for high IQ people.

>>150166171
It’s the cute girl from the office wow
https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY

>>150166114
no but steven tooth decay

>>150165978
Bro thinks he's going to enter the private sector and start a business competing with multinationals. Mate you'll be pressure washing driveways or cleaning gutters or some shit.
Public sector spergs live in fantasy land lmaoo.

you can teach women to suck right
helps if you have a aesthetic suckable cock thoughbeit

Industries who are welfare parasites on the taxpayers dollar:

-farmers
-tradies
-firies

>>150166222
I saw on TikTok that starting a pressure washing business is like printing money

>>150166250
Crispola. Fuck farmers.

I cock mog all of you

>>150166252
Kek, you just exposed that cunt as getting his ideas of small business from tiktok trends
NPC behaviour, he's probably a tradie

why do commies ALWAYS go after farmers?

>>150166267
Doesn't matter if you never use it.

Courageous
Stronger
Faster

>>150166265
Based, i miss Cracked ranking lists

>>150166296
means of production

Imagine crying for handouts after your crops don't grow in a fucking desert.

>>150166267
mine is 7in and very handsome

People love to shit on farmers until shelf shortages start.

Laura Kane needs to go

>give me more gibs and benefits and handouts i want to buy another new fuckoff huge american style pickup ute this year while i fang off all the best meat i produce to asia for megabucks while i overcharge australians for shitty leftover scrap cuts wahhh
nah they can go suck lemons

>fuzzy wuzzy peeague money
>economic soft power
>has purpose
it's quite literally pork barrelling for marginal NSW coconut seats. the purpose is EXCLUSIVELY to get them reelected. if they were at all serious about CHYNA influencing the region PNG/Solomons/etc would've been taken back as a protectorates.

Why did Kane fuck to get where she is

Without farmers this country would be nothing

Women don't belong in footy or parliament

>finished all the fridge beers last night
Nooooooo

>>150166402
Based alco CHAD

>>150166296
because farming makes one independent from the state

>drinking on a worknight
No wonder this countries economy is in the gutter

>if we just give all these countries filled with people that absolutely fucking despise us and want to take us to the cleaners for the "crimes of the British Empire and Colonialism" (civilising them) absolutely obscene amounts of money they'll be our friends
>what do you mean they're still joining the neo-great east asia coprosperity sphere they were supposed to be influenced by us!!!
economic soft power is about as dead as the meme of strat bombing alone being capable of winning wars against peer opponents.

If I wasn’t meant to drink why would they put footy on

>>150166436
then why are they dependent on it?

*steals your job and fucks you bitch then makes her wear a hijab*

Bro really thinks the next step after his public sector HR gig is pulling some Macquarie or Wesfarmer competitor out of his ass

or the idea that economic sanctions are a meaningful threat

>>150166387
>implying this country was nothing because our hecking proud first nations custodians didn't have farms and never developed irrigation
bit racist mate

Ever have a quiet little chuckle to yourself as you send out a ripper of a post?

>>150166487
the self-proclaimed highly papered experts got us into this predicament, surely listening to them will get us out of it. status quo uber alles!

Depressed lads

the virgin farm vs the chad hunter-gatherer

>housemate gets in shower
>starts blasting LA faggot podcast
Ffs

>>150166515
Nah but I sometimes re read my post like 20 times out excitement when I make a good one

>>150163015
kek

>>150166515
no
hahaha
no but
you won't believe this
no but steven
no seriously
NO BUT STEVEN MAY

>>150166538
Imagine if you ran in and snapped a pic of him washing his cock and ass haha and then posted it on here haha

Can somebody give me a Straffo update? Just for old times sake

Any Sunday ticket bros in?

Footy?

Getting take away for dinner tonight, thinking gyg or maybe a burger

gyg dont make burgers spastic

>>150166601
I had 3 double cheeseburgers and the loaded gravy fries from Hungry Jacks last night. Would recommend though it's more of a snack.

>>150166607
Holy fuck you’re dumb

a burrito is just a type of burger if you think about it

Has anyone done one of those online training things centrelink makes you do for neetbux?

kek just looked at my wife and said
>babe i feel like a burrito
>what kind?
>yours haha

americans call burgers sandwiches

>>150166637
Only chicken burgers, beef burgers are called hamburgers or cheeseburgers (we’ve been over this)

>>150166632
yeah it made me a tradie

>>150166637
Americans are fucking idiots.

>yeah just a zinger sandwich please
mental.

>>150166651
I'm 26

>>150166632
heaps been on cenno for 20 odd years never done a day of work for the dole in my life what do you want to know

>>150166678
Based Joshie

I think I'm starting to develop the same chronic fatigue that my mother had which made her give me ice cream for breakfast

chinks next door have fired up the karaoke again

>>150166687
Have you tried exercising, going outside and not eating dogshit?

Hungry jacks have the best burgers because their patties are flame grilled. McDonald’s etc barely have any taste

>>150166710
I can't do that, I have chronic fatigue

>>150166678
What do the training things entail? Is it like an online zoom meeting where you share things?

>>150166708
>RONERYYY, I AM SO RONERYYY

>>150166716
Fair enough

>>150166538
>podcast in the shower
why the fuck do people need to blast their brains with content literally every waking hour these days

>>150166725
what would those undies smell like after the game

lynchy had chronic fatigue and it didn't stop him being extremely elite and muscular

>>150166725
think eleni should have nike pros not blokes shorts

>>150166632
yeah mate. pray you get someone who's been in the system long enough to be completely jaded otherwise they can be a real pain the arse. and by that i mean sitting on zoom/teams for 5 hours a day for 2 weeks straight pretending to pay attention.

>Corroboree Group Oval
?

>>150166729
this bloke rawdogs his showers woah #SigmaLife

SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY

>>150166720
Mostly multiple choice questions, extremely easy. I imagine its a useless certificate 3 in business administration or something else.
I used to have to login and they'd check your hours, would fly through the questions in 10 minutes then leave it logged on for 6 hours while I went surfing.
They stopped hassling me years ago because my case worker asked me via email for my login details to help another neet which is illegal. She got promoted to manager and after hassling me about work for the dole one day I showed her the email she sent and said you'll lose your job if I show this to cenno. That was about 5 years ago and they dont even bother with my appointments anymore

Why are patty cripps and the bont playing mario kart with andy lee

>>150166790
Holy based

>>150166790
/r/ThatHappened

Perfect day for footy in Melbourne town

>>150166790
lmao based

>>150166797
Winner gets a fraudulent Brownlow

>>150166790
king shit

I want to die

>>150166790
the king of bludgers

>>150166790
and then all the sudos and the jeet seccy clapped and chaired me out the door

>>150166790
/r/thathappened

>>150166807
>she

my case worker checks all my boxes if i worship her sexy feet for an hour a month

>>150166790
>lying on the internet
The only part of this story that's true is that you're on cenno.

Wouldn’t it be hard to buy a house or car or go on a nice holiday if you just live off the dole all your life?

>fred won yesterday because poozee just let pearce mark it for some reason
lol

>>150166790
Kek fucking based

>>150166764
I thought I read the hours wrong, that is insane. What the fuck is there to even talk about for that long?

i worked my last job over a decade ago. there are so many ways to keep getting payments without getting hassled. i used to sign up for tafe, show my enrolment to cenno and then cancel tafe and get a refund. atm i'm doing the self employment assistance grift.

>>150166877
no but steven holiday

>>150166877
not if you used your dole to buy btc from 2014 onwards

>>150166881
maybe hobbling around on one leg wasn't a smart idea aye

>>150166870
Its true mate. Even scammed a wetty from them when I was a fresh neet cause I told em I had a job lined up at a surf school.
Kept the wetty, worked cash at the surf school was like 500 buck wetty at the time too, ripcurl ebomb.
They're dumb as fuck dude its easy to get out of all that shit but I hit gold when she asked for my login credentials for the course

this is boring

why do so many players not wear mouthguards these days
are they really prioritising showing off their teeth instead of trying to protect them from getting broken

>>150166904
don't remember this being in year 10 english

>>150166917
Higher rates of autism

I'm employed, so don't need to scam the system for a paltry $350 a week.

>>150166924
same

>>150166924
no but steven impregnate

>>150163913
>as long as you don't look like you will shoot the place up they will love seeing a new person
That's incredibly rare here mate

and then i blackmailed my centrelink case worker for sex and we fell and love

it's not scamming if the system underpays you while flooding your nation with jeetjeets

>>150166887
can't even remember. think it was basic bitch 'how to write a resume' type shit. had this really attentive woman who seemed to really care about trying to make a difference. she did everything absolutely by the rules which meant everyone needed to webcam on and she'd stop "work" every 15 minutes or so to go around the group and get people to discuss shit. was absolute torture. the last few days we had some other bloke who basically did a 5 minute roll call to start and end the day and that was it.

will the dees do the sacked coach bounce and ruin the dogs' season?

>>150166950
Because they go and work. You gonna get a job at the servo?

Wouldn’t mind going to Canberra to watch a game

>>150166960
yeah they work and send all the money out of the country

Reckon GWS shit the bed here.

why are americans so confrontational? seems every conversation they enter they want to argue and fight about something no matter how trivial

>>150166968
At least they offer a service.

>>150166968
and so do i (straight to russian girls on fansly)

Do soccer players break their legs often kicking other players shins accidentally?

>>150166911
Wetty brah sick wetty aye brah shackas check out the surf brah she’s pumpin aye 5ft off shore aye haha yeah just sleepin in a van traveling aus aye so unique haha yeah brah got me wetty

>>150166981
which is what? taking entry level positions away from white teens?

>>150166960
I'd fucking love a comfy servo night shift job where I get to stand around doing very little, occasionally putting up the "back in five minutes" sign so I can moonlight on uberjeets for a second income and prattling to cunts on bt earpieces for late rates. Funnily enough though all of those jobs are impossible to get if you're not an Indian.

>>150166981
Mate most of the browns imported have been thrown into bullshit government jobs getting paid a bag to do nothing. Rest of are scamming ndis or anything else they can.
Stay seething you brain dead dog and keep them tax dollars coming in that cenno isn't going to pay for itself

>>150167003
>>150166998
I'm sure you've tried applying.

>>150166985
not often, but it happens, mostly in light fractures

>>150167010
You got a citation for that? Don't reckon you've left the house in months.

>>150167011
How do you think I know what the job entails and that you can't get one if you're not an Indian SPASTIC FUCKHEAD

>>150166989
keep seething wagie, should be paddling out tomorrow the same time youre sitting in traffic or watching a train carriage full of browns filling the air with their monke language

>>150166981
Got some peer reviewed sources for that claim?

Wish I had some twisties

>>150167025
Did they tell you that?
>this weird fat smelly cunt picked his arse at the interview, gonna clamber over myself to give him a job

>i'm a useless leech whose death would be a net positive for society
>therefore i'm better than you
?

>wagies are furiously defending pajeets
interesting times

Need some life hacks to lower my appetite

>>150167043
Source?
>it came to me in a dream

Old mate doesn't have any counter arguments. The power of the brainlet neet.

>>150167061
don't eat for like 5-7 days unironically
otherwise focus on bulk but low calorie foods like huge ass salads with lean protein

>>150166924
the greeks are far too sophisticated to teach to high school plebs

got him projecting lads

Got him on a string, lads.

wagies just seething because they sacrifice the majority of their lives making some other cunt rich and cope by telling themselves 'i am helping le society'
KEK

Is Callum Brown?

>>150167061
>>150167078
>ynr hitler said this in mein kampf

>>150167059
>defending a hostile force that your own government is openly replacing you with
They're mindbroken. They don't actually care about good labour either, they will brag about how they got an extra minute or two at lunch or played solitaire for 20 minutes.

>>150167116
no but cock black

Keep kidding yourself that you're living a happy life masturbating all day, while posting with your "friends", while still living in your parents house.

footy?

masturbating feels good

the bank owns your house. lol

>be me
>full time job
>36
>live with parents
Yep I'm thnking I am based and fit outside your normie mould

>>150167129
>living in your parents house.
no shame in this when the housing market's beyond fucked desu

>>150167142
this desu, but it's the predictable norf blowout

>>150167142
>gas raping north
not much to talk about

>>150166976
hate the way they always say "i appreciate that"
>Y'aLl ApPrEcIaTe DAT
>'ppreciate thart
>yeah y'all 'ppeciate dert

>>150167155
no one says this

>>150167147
Feel like this starts getting less based past the age of 30

why do wagies always get angry at neets

>>150167034
You’re a fucking deadshit mate, even tradies are more fucking useful than you, you honestly should kill yourself

did nothing all weekend and now have work tomorrow. make it stop

I think both sides have fair arguments

i'm a neet dole bludger but would happily live with no welfare state if that meant thirdies and browns were kicked out for good

>>150167171
sound like you've got anger issues mate. come for a surf one day probably chill you out a bit

>>150167150
wish women knee how to give good blowouts iykwim haha

>>150167189
oh also no women in the workforce outside of traditional feminine positions like secretaries or nurses

>>150167158
no but steven say

I enjoy the pregame shit talking on the radio more than I enjoy the actual game. Is there something wrong with me?

>>150167220
nah the radio bants is good

>>150167220
I’m just waiting for fireball

>>150167171
>even tradies are more fucking useful than you
fuck do you mean even
do you know who builds houses
no shit tradies are useful
you should take your own advice and kys you fucking esl

>>150167220
OHHH NO BILL YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>>150167171
BOILING

Got him pulling on my cock, lads.

The time is coming where I am going to have to get kayo isnt it, the masters this year not being on free was pretty fucked. Middle of the night comfy northern hemisphere sports would be pretty good though, its not like I can sleep half the time anyway.

Feel like some wagie is about to heem his wife after that dire exchange, acquire a new hemmorhoid at the very least

Why do you guys always argue

>oh my gawd move!
>*goy news blaring through their car radio speakers*
>what're u doing!
>*pulls into goyslop dispenser drive-thru*
>hurry the fuck up!
>*chows down goy feed*
>GET OFF THE WOAD!

wouldnt mind jerkin a bloke off once just to see how it feels as it pulses and squirms, throbbing as semen shoots out

>>150167289
only two full rounds of footy left.
kayo are so cheap that they send text messages around offering $2 off per month for six months.

>>150167319
do not

i wonder what its like to be anal creampied

neets sure do seem to lash out for people who are supposedly so confident in their lifestyle

BEEP BEEP BEE HOONK
*and in other news the dow jon-*
new message missed call
BEEP BEEP BLOODY BASTERD HOOOOOONK
TICK TICK TICK TICK
TRAIN ON PLATFORM 6 LEAV-
CHONG CHING BONG SAAAAR BLOODY
TRAIN LEAVING PLATFORM
TICK TICK TICK

>>150167319
if i wanted an echo chamber i would go to reddit

>>150167319
because the US DoD literally psyopped this place to make people do that, then let bots loose here

>>150167360
did not

neet here. good sleeping weather, might go for a midday wake up tomoz or even a cheeky one oclocker
still haven't got all the battlefield 6 rewards for week one, all nighter looms

my igg a shit

>>150167376
based confused kiwi chicken

>>150166515
Every post

>>150167376
fuck off

>battlefield 6 rewards for week one
zoomers were a mistake
bf hasn't been good since 2142
especially after they brought in that battlelog bs with bf3

>>150167417
nah its good aye

i never game but i do watch rust lets plays for some reason

i sure hope melb wb is better than this drubbing
melb winning would be hilarious

>>150167421
applied for 128 player lan yet mate

epl is on channel 9 next saturday, that is so sick.

>going through dating profiles
>see bios complaining about men
Do women have any idea how unattractive that is

>>150167431
im having fun. why does that upset you so much?

>>150167424
bet you dont even know what legacy was, fucking zoomers

>>150167442
applied for paying for content that should be in the base game for free yet mate

>>150167440
stop browsing the women seeking women page then ya silly cunt

>>150167448
im 40

>>150167452
the beta is free

>>150167455
I'm not

>>150167448
legacy is voice chat before bf 2042 iykwim haha

>>150167440
doesn't really matter when there's infinite amount of thirsty retards

>>150167467
this unfortunately

I've always been too shy to talk on voice chat in online games

i know my worth

Can’t believe I’ll be 30 next year it’s so fucking over isn’t it

i never played online games because i didnt want to buy xbox live gold

>>150167471
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>150167459
>he still thinks ea will tell dice to not do the same shit they've done for ages
put me in the screencap

>greene is almost 32
wtf
how many more years does he have left

>>150167477
You missed out senpai 360 days were peak

>>150167479
just dont buy it and enjoy cs1.6 with the third world

>>150167459
also
>the beta is free
so brave and no shit
of course it's fucking free
you wouldn't pay to test a game would you
fucking retard

>>150167490
you sure sound upset over a game youre not even going to play

>>150167489
cs2 is free retard
or lan other good shit

i dont play games anymore

I guess I'll get battlefield 6. Its sad that COD is dead

>>150167501
Cs2 has paid skins

I only play games from ps2 and before. almost infinite good games and replayability

can't really be arsed making lunch but guess i should

>>150167477
Based lad missing prime gaming experience of his life

why is it no matter what topic
that one sperg lashes out over it

>>150167520
and free

>>150167511
has been since mw2
only good part of waw was zombies
otherwise it was just cod4 but set in ww2
>>150167515
which have no impact on gameplay

>>150167477
>he never had a pc
anon, i...

>>150167528
no different to the other prime experiences i missed out on

Life is much better when you stop playing these multiplayer shooters. So many old games which defined what gaming is are available for free today

I've never liked pc gaming

This is the best day of my entire life

shut up you sad fuck
>waaaaaah my mum gave me icecream for breakfast

>>150167531
Do you think the cosmetics you will be able to buy on bf6 help you win?

I wish i was a smart computer nerd

>>150167530
sorry you have to have paid physical copies even though we haven't published them on obsolete media in 20 years or have .gamesball plus gold live

Dying for a big arch

who shit in your cornflakes this morning

>>150167551
>implying dice won't charge yiu for bf6 or maps after they did it for so long

I played quake against bots on the family pc. but the first online game I played was runescape, like a lot of people im guessing.

he likes the game
you dont
shut the fuck up and move on cunts

>>150167535
i was never allowed to put games on the pc because it would slow it down and give it virus

>>150167568
They're not and have already explicitly stated they won't charge for any game altering content like maps, modes and weapons
I know youre trying to sound like le ebin old school gamer but you sound like some jaded mid 30 year old pretending hes been gaming since Atari 2600

>>150167417
Battlefield 1 was actually decent though. Good times

>>150167464
No more voice chat without ID come december lad,

>>150167477
I want to go back to PC gaming, but I am indifferent about going back to windows. Fuck, this is tuff.

>>150167526
I just went up the shops and got some potato cakes, pretty good ngl.

>>150167612
but i'm not a bong
surely it's fine if i don't say the hecking bad n word
>>150167617
applied for proton yet mate

>>150167556
Going to the video shop and hiring pc games and then going to some dodgy site and finding a nocd crack online so you could keep playing them after you returned them was my youth.

>>150167622
meant potato scallops

>>150167628
proton, protonmail?

>>150167638
kek

>>150167638
didn't know jayden nguyen played for fred

>>150167632
based and samepilled but i just dled them from limewire cos i'm a fucking reckless cunt or had access to cds iykwim hahq

I used to do a 140klm round trip to the uni to download vidya from a computer lab they left unlocked and didnt need a student id to use. It was a t1 connection and most homes only had 56k then.
Would take a heap of zip disks and zip drive with me on the bus and haul em home after a day of downloading from mirc
Ended up setting up an ftp server on the uni computer because id get file errors sometimes and just login from home
Didn't even go to uni lel

>>150167638
bit racist towards bailey banfield

>>150167642
that shit that lets you run win games on linux better than wine

>>150167659
dam son you must be old

Kayo not working for dogs v dees

>>150167674
lucky you then

>>150167669
pushing 50

>>150167638
>chinks
bit racist towards that swans fan
they just played it's too soon

>>150167683
respect brother

>>150167669
>you must be ancient if you used 56k
applied for a licence yet mate

>>150167674
https://area51hd.shop/sport7/watch/melbourne-demons-western-bulldogs-aug-10?id=melbourne-demons-western-bulldogs-aug-10&stream=4

Seriously why aren’t they showing the match, I deserve a refund

it has genuinely been months since i was keen to watch a game of afl footy

>fred struggle against depleted poort
>fall over the line at the last minute
>go from being out of the top 8 to being "top 4 contenders"
Kek
Will be out in straight sets

Just burped kek, tasted yummy too

>>150167710
decades for me

>>150167721
they won't even make finals let alone top 4

>>150167612
that is affected by the under 16s social media ban?

>>150167710
>tradie iq blokes on stupid money kicking a ball doesn't interest you
congratulations, you're on the path enlightenment

Darling and Parker literally carry us kek

>>150167763
>tradie iq
>football players finish highschool, private ones at that

>>150167770
big strong shoulders on darling you'd hope he'd be good at carrying a coffin

>>150167732
my last burp tasted of the beer and durrys i punched last night

i wonder if darling ever thinks why did i get vaxxed for this

>tradies are dumb xd
What an absolutely moronic position, the work tradies do requires substantial intelligence. Not to mention the greater complexity of running a business

>>150167758
>ynr bongs can't into social media without verifying id but can into porn

It’s all about confidence baby

where did the culley guy come from
why cant the eaglels find good young players like this

>>150167806
it will be us in december.

>>150167825
>bongs

anyone know any good australian history books?

>>150167845
Guns, germs, and steel.

>australia
>history

fuck darcy loves crying for a free doesn't he

>>150167854
>and garry lyon
wait what

https://x.com/WestCoastEagles/status/1954316765133168807
>farewell day
fuck i wish. still two cunting games left after today

>>150167845
Deadly, unna?

Debian 13 launched
Will youse be switching

>>150167845
started "the fatal shore" while back. really dense and too boring for me but pretty interesting and a few funny things involving abos

fuck off mick you idiot

>>australia
>>history

>>150167871
of all the games they choose the one against the top team kek?

>>150167845
black emu jk it's fantasy

>>150167902
probably expecting an exodus at half time when >we are 14 goals down and having the send off is a way to guilt trip the crowd to stay a little bit longer

>>150167758
Xbox saying yes
https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/07/28/xbox-age-verification-uk/

Love how they always accidentally say dailey bail

>>150167892
>really dense and too boring for me
based tradie

you blokes seen that video of the bloke working on a e scooter and the battery blows up and turns into a fireball but nobody is talking about that because his whole bum is hanging out of his tradie jocks and work pants throughout the video?

The seagull flock is growing in number

shocking kick

i'm a worthless fucking dickhead, an embarassing fat neet faggot

>>150167985
Cool vid, wonder how it exploded

suns going down
weekend went quick
clocks ticking
another week of work looms large

AARK AARK AARK AARK

this neet has been going on all day kek

I made you think about work for most of the arvo, on your day off, kek

Jokes on you I enjoy my job

>>150167845
Fuck, forgot the name. There is a good one about political corruption in Aus, hopefully someone knows the one im talking about.

>>150168004
it's a lithium battery. that's just what they do

>>150168004
looks like he was fucking with it
probably trade educated

mfw crom

>Very mature young man. There's not a person that's not impressed by his attitude. There's also no one that works harder on his game.
>He's under the armpit of 'Crippa' (Patrick Cripps) and (Sam) Walsh and (Adam) Cerra and he doesn't leave them alone because he's just developed that appetite to be curious.
>- Michael Voss on 'Scoops'.
Beyond based praise for the master.

>>150168063
SOUL

>anti-tradie spergout on thursday
>anti-travel spergout yesterday
>neet spergout today
what're we thinking tomorrow? camping?

>>150168067
Calling in sick tomorrow. Hopefully suns out again so I can feel better

imagine voluntarily sleeping on rocks, shitting in holes, and eating canned dog food just so you can tell people you "connected with nature" for 48 hours before crawling back to your airconditioned house like the soft cunt you actually are

>>150167622
>>150167637
In GeeliWeeli we call that a Gary Ablett Jr

any funny tradie dashcam vids

If bam margera quit the booze I can too

That fart smelled like literal shit.

>>150168095
@6:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMqUd-4Wqw&t=375s

>remember I'm meant to be getting money back from having paid off hecs debt because of that indexation thing a year ago
>check ato
>gained credit which then immediately turned into debit for some reason
cool guess i have to call ato now fuck me

PICKETTY

>Dogs not completely skiing on the Dees
Shows that the demons are a good team just having a down year.

Reminder that if the dogs lose this they are NOT making finals

i don't know anything about my hecs debt and i don't want to know
2 years at uni, failed, no degree, never had a proper job only ever worked for cash

DEES DEES DEES DEES DEES

Carn the dees

no no no, you were meant to beat Collingwood, not the bulldogs.

dogs v west coast 2023 vibes this

pickett looking deadly down there, looking very dangerous

dees will win this one, really disappointed in the doggies never beating a proper top tier side. i'm not a dogs customer by any means and there's probably five or so sides i'd say i prefer but i enjoy watching them play and i've been happy to see them do well, but they have shit the bed against every top side and now the dees. they genuinely have a good enough list to get another flag, bevo just can't get them up against big opponents.

gunna make a sunday night alf for neets

UP THE DEES

>>150168192
no ice cream for breakfast?

>Round 24 is going to be great, so many teams fighting for a finals spot
> . . .
>They're all dead rubbers now
zzzz

>>150168190
dogs seem to have conned everyone into thinking they're good despite beating 1 (one) top 8 side and that's gws twice lmao
they smash shit sides by 100 and then just collapse in important games against low sides, reminder they did this in 2023 vs iggs
i like bevo but idk why they reisgned him so early, should've waited until the end of the season

>>150168212
dogs could still win
if they do i hope they beat pies that would be apex kek

Why has culley been sitting in the reserves all year?

tfw no crows gf who will let me sniff her asshole

>>150168218
yeah he actually looks alright
its weird sometimes late in the season you have these decent players pop up

>>150168234
Based Hanson drummer.

my swans

Petty

Here come the dees

*commits anti-social behaviour*

why did the dogs sub off a key defender kek

do people want a new or nah

>>150168263
yeah, still a match to go after the dees dogs match

>>150168263
whats a or nah?

anora is an academy award winning movie

>>150168263
Probably time to pack it in and make this the last /afl/.

>>150168263
yes please. no work tomorrow

>>150168270
ill pack your arse in with my dick

your wish is my command
new
>>150168273
>>150168273
>>150168273

I can’t believe Howes kicked that