Thread 150080991

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>Countdown to Go Bowling at The Hungaroring
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
203

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
214 (213 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 266 (+25)
NOR: 250 (+18)
VER: 185 (+12)
RUS: 157 (+10)
LEC: 139 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 516 (+43)
Ferrari: 248 (+21)
Mercedes: 220 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 192 (+12)
Williams Mercedes: 62 (+8)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 752.52 (+91.91)
LAW: 733.79 (+16.60)
HAM: 732.71 (+42.13)

>News:
Official /f1/ Race MEGATHREAD™, no new threads until page 9 or image limit.

gimi

gimi

anime cunny

nervous

Formula 1 is about to change forever.

Dubs and Hamilton wins

rain in gimi

take a big sniff for good luck

amx

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
CHECK EM

fuck anime

gimi

death to bongs

stroll podium today

digits and both mclaren get absolutely destroyed by turn 1

imagine if goblando hits both PS3 and chuck....

CAM ON OSCA SCORE SOME FACKIN WINS

>>150081040
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150081012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLb8JB9XuM

edd

1min left of leclerc p1 ;_;

Formula 1 :)

amx

slurp inc

RAIN IN 5x6

gimi?

>>150081042
imagine the smell

RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG

thank god im not a bong

>rain in 30
fuck off

Let's go lads.

getting it in early
>le chuck

max p4 by t3

>>150081076
>Posting the ugly sister

>>150081068
>>150081076
her sister is hotter

>>150081085
so true

>>150081076
what a fucking slut, i love women

>>150081058
trips and stroll wins

Cute

>>150081076
Take my soul Alexandra

>they're trying to rain blueball us again
reminder that nothing will happen

>Norizz
>Lap 1
name a more iconic duo

>>150081089
not so fast

>p5
hahahah faggot

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOBLANDO

>pooris
lmao

cute ferrari autist

NO RIZZ

>norris
sigh

Bort p6

>>150081086
They mean red flag in 30.

NORIZZ DED

get fucked kwando

THE FUCKIN GOBLIN HAHAHAHAHA

>NO CRASH
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR{

>no rizz kwab'd again
you just love to see it

LAND O

classic norris

KWABDO

Yuki P1 incoming

MUSEOOOO

VAMOS ALONSO

kwab lmao

>Noris
LMAOOOOO

GOBLANDO NOWINS

where's the driver order?

>ALO P4
>BORT P6

norris KWAB

MAGIC ALONSO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NORRIS KWAB

why is he so fucking bad

KWAB

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

KWAB KWAB KWAB

another masterclass start by the goblin
lmao

alonso alive

Quick.
What are your race predictions?

KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEK KWAB

What is Piastri's WDC really worth when your only rival is the worlds biggest bottler?

MUSEO

>>150081101
what did I tell you

>>150081145
Probably broken again

>Lando
>Norris
>Era

KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL

NANO SALIDA

LAND OF NO RIZZ

>>150081126
Help me Papaya!

and here comes the bort

>LAW ahead of VER
kwab hahahahaha

>Lando
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

George and Chuck dabbing on the Mclel shitters

>>150081162
BLACK FLAG ON LEWIS BECAUSE HE IS B- [POST REMOVED BY THE FIA]

>Horris
lmao

kek, based emma gimiläinen shitting on norris on his absolute dumpsterfire starts "textbook example on what not to do on this track, lap 1

>car 1 second a lap faster
>blunders once again

kwab

Lando is dogshit

Liam should have brake checked Max

Norizz should think about switching to endurance racing, where the start and first lap are not important as long as you stay away from crashes.

>P14
>P14
HAHAHAHAHA

>NIG P14
buck broken by hung aryan GP

+1 for clean part -1 for dirty
except norris who fucked it

HE IS STILL THE BEST STARTER, NEXT SEASON HE WILL TAKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP ALONSOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALONSOOOO

this track is so skinny

>lulu
>P14

Dead
e
a
d

Bull
u
l
l

how many places did landork lose in the first lap?

>HAM down two places

Reckon a mutual contract termination and retirement at the end season?

>14th
100

I need the Russian anon from the last thread to tell me more about the Botez sister who did something with shock collars??

>started 12th
>now 14th
kek

CAM ON MAX

colapinto is so shit

>>150081204
>Alex Albon's partner
>partner

lmao

cmon bortoleto!

>needed drs to overtake an aston shartin
Goblando is truly dogshit

>>150081234
scroll up

BORT

>>150081238
TAKE MY GENES SYDNEY

cheatlaren still finishes 1 & 2

>russell
no thanks

AMX AMX AMX

remember max verstappen?

>>150081212
he just needs more time bro

AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX

MAXWASHED VERCRAPPEN IN DEADBULL ARGPEE21

AMD AMX

>asston shartins ded
jej

what is lance doing?

>>150081204
>>150081244
would put babies in her/10

why would ferrari pit hamilton on hards when everyone knows mediums can do 2/3 the race distance without losing pace????

AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX

>>150081272
>her
heh

>lec-pia-rus
eh this is ok

>>150081238
she supports Alonso because she's racist just like him

>Brazilian cope
>"ham just shat the bed because he's on hards"

AMX

>>150081244
bogged as fuck

CHUCK, JORGI, MAX
LFG

grandpa train

>>150081265
lol

why is cola p18? he lost all the work he did yesterday

bortoleto the minister of defence

can he do it or will it happen again

>>150081178
Are those real?

>>150081293
Thats a man

abortoletobros..

bort cheated...

>>150081307
lmao

Chuck!

bort...

>>150081274
You are not prepared to understand the genius of the Ferrari strategists.

>BORT
JUST

BORTBROSSSSSS....

>>150081304
let's stay calm

>>150081300(Me)
meant for no one

fia rigging bort

Is yuki the most obvious case of team sabotage in f1 history? Outside of crash gate I suppose.

>It's like the 7th time this season the team replaced stuff on his car for no reason, forcing him to start from pitlane
>The car is intentionally kept weak and shitty so the team has more money for Max's car
>he gets zero help or strats during the race
>all the spokepeople at RB keep not so subtly attacking him

>>150081274
they still need to use both compounds anyway. Ferrari hope he will be faster on meejums later

>>150081284
She's a Ford fangirl so she'll be supporting Max next year.

norizz and the monkey exposed

SHARLS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

IN SAUDI LAST SEASON LANDO JUMPED THE START AND WASNT PENALIZED, BORT IS SAVED

Alba :)

>>150081306
>mfw 0.250 slower third sector.

>fom thinking ham is interesting
kankerbr*tten

>fastest lap after fastest lap
they've put him on a 3 stop, haven't they?

>Bearman in 10th
COME ON HADJAR

>>150081328
vibe...

what's going on here

>Chuck getting away from PS3
Is he wrecking his tyres? How is he managing this?

>>150081328
Goddamit anon, making me cry over Vibe midrace.

race start replays are fucking gay and should only be played later when nothing is happening

>>150081353
Fraud cam

>>150081040
Imagine being an LMP2 seat and having that sitting on your for a 2-3 hour stint

>>150081307
IT'S OVER

>>150081353
breakening for the buck

something is crawling on me

>>150081231
Won't even make to the end. 100 million well spent.

Sauber cheaters, I blame wheatly

Kick is hacking the lights

did sauber do a 1999 european grand prix thing?

>>150081317
Liking minors is illegal.

>>150081353
Suicide cam

saubers developed autostart cheat system
downside: it does not work properly

>>150081353
he's too busy thinking about who should replace him to race, please understand

CHUCK CAN DO IT

right?

>>150081360
anon...

The shantytown of Sauber.

Fia rigging

>>150081309
Nu uh

l'eclair bros.... we're eating good

owwies the gravel

>The gravel men
fagjar is kill

AAAAAAAA THE GRAVEL

>>150080991 (OP)
is there a bigger bottler than norris on lap 1?

hadjar broken fingers

>>150081353
talent

>>150081337
She's got so much rear end!

CAM ON CHUCK YOU CAN DO IT

HadjarKWABBED

>>150081393
underrated

owie my hand
boo hoo, that's why bearman is dabbing on me

>I took all the gravel.
>The gravel man.

What did ASAC Hadjar mean by this?

will had still be able jork it?

>>150081403
it was hadjar U FUCKNIG JUGFEQG BJIG JGB JGNIBJ G NJG JK

Absoloute state of that alpine

chugg legrugg

/biz/ idea: Halo for the hands

>>150081375
>wheatly
more like CHEATatly

all jokes aside I wonder if Hadjar is in pain, flying gravel is nuts

the new fov for the top camera looks really nice.

3 laps of racing
67 laps of drs train

>>150081382
yes, but can Ferrari?

drs train from alonso until p18(tsunoda is a disgrace to the "sport")

NO FURTHER INVESTIGATION

>>150081430
he's wearing gloves bro, it's pure cope for why his start was shit

Mark My Words

>>150081428
>Max starts assaulting other drivers mid race

>>150081413
>I took all the gravel
well he should put it back

>>150081430
Gravel flying at that speed can fuck you up

>>150081417
>What did ASAC Hadjar mean by this?

SAVED

>>150081430
if he took a fast gravel piece on his hand, must be hurting like hell

>>150081421
>Bono? Am I in the right channel? There's gravel in my hands. There is gravel in my tyres, my tyres are gone. Bono! Where are you!

>>150081428
Doesn't cover enough hand. Need to bring these bad boys back.

Have we decided which Botez sister is the hot one?

SIKTH mentioned

alonso podium after the tranny gooner takes one mclel out

Hadjar is such a gay sissy faggot.
I think he might be the gayest driver of all time.

>>150081450
>Nafri stealing shit
What else is new?

LMAO Hulk will be P5 after the pit stops

He should try not being such a poof.

>Museo DRS train up to P19
kek

HULbros just 62 fastest laps to go

huge stone

>>150081467
Alexandra 100%

>that love gust of gravel
>MY HAAAANDS AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pussy.

>charles drinking the fast juice
Dare we hope tifosibros?

>Leclerc zooming
>Hamilton stuck in P14
Hamilton is getting lapped by his teammate today

actually never mind my previous comment, that was pretty big stone that hit him

jesus, alonso is 1 sec slower, newey needs to improve his saving

>>150081468
How is it possible for a native speaker not to say that correctly?

>>150081483
fucking grim
i cringed irl

Current F1 is too unsafe, time to put windshields like in Indy!

>>150081483
we need mini-halo to protect their hands

you lil bitches would be crying

Save us, chosen chucky

Borto must be careful not to cook his tires

>>150081465
Doesn't cover enough body, we need this instead

What's the next part of Allonso's masterplan?

>hulk penal
fuck off

>5th to 19th DRS train
F1 related because modern F1 cars are fat.

Alonso ruining the fucking race again, the top 4 will get a free fucking pit stop soon

>>150081491
I always believe in Chucky.

>>150081467
The younger one is hotter

>>150081491
much like most wins last year, I won't start believing until there's 3 laps to go

The printer is in the lead

>12 car DRS train
SLURP

2 + secs
lo lmao kkkkkkkk

Who will be the first to spin out?

ENERGY TO BORT

>>150081491
I never stop hoping

SIKTH
>SIKTH
SIKTH
>SIKTH
marblemouths

>>150081506
crashing the DRS train
with no survivors

Which one of the midfielders is going to pit early and just do a long 2nd stint?

wtf i was sure chuck would lose p1 in turn 1 but hes actually pulling away

Do they just put Tsunoda in the pit lane after his shit qualy to give him a get out for the race because he's a shitter?

MCLEL ALREADY TRYING TO SABOTAGE PS3 LOL

i have an HP printer and it fucking sucks by the way
never again

>>150081506
top 4 pit, red flag, and then a drs train with all the grid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FERRARI BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150081467
Andrea and it's not close.

Rain status?

>>150081535
copy
we are checking

cmon bortoleto

>>150081462
>it must be the gravel

It's fucking over

>>150081522
>irrelevant, time-wasting question
>lust provoking image
it's so tiresome

>>150081522
Gals aren't human anon.

Don't fucking do this you red cunts

>>150081491
heh....

>>150081440
Sue no duh is really good duh. God grows different humans for different things, and names them for their aptitude. Altho most human souls r controlled by the tumultuous fury of an eternal hellfirestorm. Teh storm has authority over all the formula 1 racers n exercises his ingenuity n craftsmanship to produce…. What is, if I may. A truly breathtaking artform. I m brout to tears at his skill n ingenuity for making a breathtaking n inguining artform. The craftsmanship tat went into each robot soul was incredible to witness for myself. Thank u sky demon lord.

NOOOOOO
THE RETURN OF EXPLODING FERRARI

cutfags mentioned

>>150081446
that's not going to prevent a mass of gravel from hurting you at the relative speeds.

IT'S OVER

Hungaroring's layout is so boring.

I designed a new track for Hungary.

Thoughts?

What is Hulk's penalty?

POSICION PARA FERNANDO????

MCLEL PIT WALL: YOU NEED TO PASS CAR IN FRONT TO PASS THEM

>>150081540
maybe wet

>>150081547
NO CHARLES
SELF HARM IS NEVER THE ANSWER

>>150081535
copy we are pri- pratsgsduisg

>>150081522
man, I really need to creampie some young dumb hoe

>what's going on with these cunts
>cuts? what cuts?

>>150081550
its tourist day after all

OH NO NO LEKEKS ENGINE ABOUT TO DIE

They’re both F1 related btw.

I love femboys

Oh you thought it would be different this time?

semen slurping sport

Hey guys it turns out Lando doesn't suck he was just being cautious not to run into his team mate. Sky has amazing insight.

>What's going on with these cunts?
Good question, Chuck. Puzzling how the overpowered McLaren can't get past you.

KWAB

>>150081467
Alexandra and its not even close
>thicker
>sexier
>freakier
>taller
>voice isnt annoying

>>150081569
+5 s

Just came to say I'm glad I tuned in for another absolute SLURPER. Holy shit fuck this "sport"

>we need to get past Russell
Yeah obviously you dumb fuck. It's a race, the point is to get past the guy in front of you.

What happened here?

>>150081584
That's a woman.

>>150081568
Looks like a snake that ate a trumpet
>Tööt :DD

>>150081569
jump start

>>150081547
>Charles we talked about this already, you did it yourself on your arms

>its a tyre change decides the race winner episode because people cannot overtake
every fucking week

oh no

>>150081590
is he confused about NARB being his team mate then?

>>150081598
old man, bad back
please understand

kek nowins wont pass bin russel
HAHAHAA

>>150081584
we all know that's a woman it has tits now you're not fooling anyone faggot

>>150081560
They just confused him with Hulk, because Brazil is white.

alobros why this again

>>150081535
I threw mine on the local trash pile recently.
>need HP account and wifi to scan something
never again

Holy FUCK this is boring

>>150081560
The jannies reported the wrong Sabeur

>>150081599
it's a tire management "sport"

>>150081598
GP2 engine.

>>150081483
I can't see it lol

>>150081593
I’m still waiting for you to tell me more about this shock collar inchident

>>150081598
Asston.

>hul
???

>>150081598
racism

lol it's another HULK P18 to P6

>>150081598
Aston quali pace was a scam

>>150081593
ugly profile also fat genes

Rain status?

>>150081583
what the hell are they wearing?

>>150081593
She doesn't look like this anymore, she's skinny

Digitals and Nor+Rus crash

>>150081535
Brother laser printer is the only one you should own. HP's consumer division might as well be called: "Fuck you very much."
It's honestly fitting that they're Ferrari's title sponsor.

Alright, nap time...
Back in an hour.
Wake me up if aomething happens.

>>150081598
alo 1 stop, and the car is a bit slower

>>150081603
lel

i told you, this track is the worst one

why do AMX choose to stay with deadbull?

hop into the merc i beg you

>>150081593
Uglier in the face which is the most important part

Alright I'll close the tabs and open the stream later

>Norris couldn't overtake Ruslel
KWAB

FORZA FERRARI

FORZA IL PREDESTINATO

FORZA ITALIAAAAAAAAA

>>150081622
nigga
>>150081068

>>150081630
>5s penalty

Es ist vorbei

Ferarri's pit crew is better than McLarens if they go in at the same time
PS3 should undercut

>>150081644
he does it for the lulz

I sleep

This track is such a piece of shit, please rain at least

>>150081467
Alex

>>150081593
>>150081622
>>150081637
stfu and fuck off to /s/ or some shit

alonso being a better teammate to chuck right now than hamilton KEK

NORRIS AND RUSSELL DNF COLLISION INCOMING INSALLAH

ALONSO TRAIN

>>150081647
his father told him

>nor losing to rus
he cooked his tyres

Uhhh bros you told me monaco was the only shit circuit where you could do this

>>150081644
>the risk of collision due to blue faggotry increases
One man's journey to save a shitty race

>>150081641
they took over samsung's printer division a while ago and the older samsung models were so much better than the rebranded HP printers like holy shit, it must have been on purpose

Alonsobros we're saved

>>150081667
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Why hasn't Norris passed Russell? Did he not understand what his engineer said?

slurp

digits for literally anything interesting to happen I fucking beg

God bless Alonso and his wheelchair.

>>150081630
Hülkengoth has a 5 min penalty

we've survived 20% of the race already chuckers

>>150081647
he's trying to get ACO to remove BOP from WEC, as long as there is BOP in WEC, he might as well stay in f1

>>150081068
>>150081657
Tyvm

>keeps smiling after the shocks
Explain?

Ban gravel trap.
Very dangerous.

>stroll in DRS of kekstappen
:DDDD

>>150081686
Code?

>>150081644
Lol that guys lapped at so many pussies. He also probably sucks the poo out of her asshole even if her sphincter is tight as FUCK he will lap at it and suck the poo until it is released from its clutches.

think I am done with f1 bros until the race where oscar wins the title, then its over

>>150081667
Are you a FOB in Finland if u don't mind me asking?

>>150081644
He can do whatever he wants at this point

>>150081675
alonso is the best defender in f1 history

>all the italian fucks have to do is pit one lap after piastri
There's no way they fuck that up, right?

>>150081667
god i hope so, two of the most insufferable drivers on track

>>150081695
Also, install window screen to the halo hoop

>>150081687
k that settles it, im gonna bake a cake, see you in September

>

>>150081694
some people shock themselves for sexual pleasure anon...
you have to be 18 to post here

What's everyone drinking rn?

>>150081647
because the whole shit with Horner was Horner was wanting to develop a car with other drivers in mind
Verstappen want the entire team focused purely for him
Verstappen now has a bespoke team that is completely his

>>150081641
>>150081677
HP printers are shit and their proprietary "helper" software keeps IT help deskers gainfully employed

>>150081641
>>150081535

my ferrari brain bought a LaserJet Pro

what must I expect besides unorthodox printing strategies and general underdelivery?

someone kill russell (in the race...)

>>150081667
rolling

c'mon Aston num 14. Scor sam fackin points

>>150081703
Insha'allah bismillah allahu akbar Norris sucks my cock

>>150081702
>one of the most kino races of the season
>I am done with f1

>>150081686
would slurp/10
f1 related cuz the race is slurping even more than i would

>>150081686
you can go just watch porn you know

>>150081706
conceivable, perhaps...

>+3.1
How the fuck is Leclerc still winning time? C-can he actually do this?

>>150081721
components failing prematurely

not even botheering watching this gay shit

>Race is so boring there's barely even any coomposting
grim

>>150081724
jodi!!!!

liam has to do a one stop
the only time he ever gets points is when he does a one stop

>>150081716
Wotah.

>lap 15
>already 11 second gap to the fifth place
modern formula 1 is a joke
and i don't know why i am watching this

>>150081728
What is fucking kino about this tyre management race?

>>150081728
>zero overtakes
>le kino
but driver i like wins and driver i don't like doesn't win therefore kino for me grug

>>150081721
ink shilling. lots of ink shilling. not that you won't need it. the goddam cartridges dry out if you don't use them constantly.

>>150081731
let him post

>>150081716
kek

>>150081750
>kwabstappen

>>150081736
just dropped to 2.7 after you posted that

Norizz is so fucking bad.

Get in here /pit/ bros!

>>150081703
R A R E
A
R
E

F L A G
L
A
G

>>150081736
ground effect is pure trash
fire all FIA fags in charge of car spec

bring on the new regs
i don't want to watch this anymore

>>150081716
I love Jewish women so much

>>150081751
Early 2000s were the same with Ferrari you fucking tourist. Formula 1 always had dominant teams with dominant cars.

>>150081728
>all overtakes happened on lap1
>1 stop expected
>no overtakes expected till the end

>>150081765
>ground effect is pure trash
AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT

>kwabapinto
kek i fucking hate how people from my country overrate any shitter these days

>lando please drive better
>NO!

>>150081760
Damn Piastri's younger sister really is a slut

LANDO PLEASEEEEEEEE USE CORRECT RACING LANE OK BABY?

>>150081760
holy motherfucking cum

>>150081755
why did you buy an inkjet in this day and age?

>>150081716
Slurping the semen

>>150081687
I took a shart at the fart center last evening after I was done staring at girls at the fartmall. It just feels good to shart in a mart and some faggot has to wipe my shit up off the floor and the walls. I sharted into my hand and whipped it at the mirrors and the ceiling even, some black dude walked in and was like “awwww shyyyt nigga can I eat some poo out of your wyte ass?”. I obliged because I hate niggers and this guy LOVED to touch my ass with his eager mouth. Most of the poo in my ass ended up getting into his hot gfs vagina when they had got bbc sex.

>>150081771
but back then people died. now its just the tyres.

>>150081777
TOTO WOLFFFFF

at least monaco has troll strats
this is just boring

>>150081778
How will your media react when he gets replaced by Bottas over the summer break?

>i need more coaching
>pls drive the car for me

it's over for leshit

>ps3 was just cruising and saving tires
it's over

>>150081716
pint of local beer

>>150081781
lando was right, the only passing point is t1

>>150081789
brundle moggs the fuck out of that canadian guy idk what his name is

el museo with its mindgames

>McLel was sandbagging
Oh no..

>>150081760
>tattoos
ruined

Norris is such a useless fucking weakmind shitter. I hate the cunt and it makes me mad how useless he is.

business idea: everyone starts the season with 200,000 points, and lose points every second their racing takes (DNFs DQs are -10,000)

Alonso is now faster than the leaders

Boring.
Post more Botez webms and accompany it with a post informing us of your favourite Jordan Grand Prix driver

>be lando's engineer
>constantly witness how much of a carbabby shitter he is
>try to carefully guide him into the right direction by telling him the corners where he is not driving optimally
>lando starts bitching about how some other corners are the actual problems
>look at the data, they are not
such is the life of working with a fraud

so this is the pinnacle of motorsport

hungarians, explain yourselves
why is the race so shit

Physically impossible to overtake

>>150081814
Just ps3

Mklel will shit the stop. makr me.

>>150081785
it was the cheapest. and i hardly ever need it. mostly for printing return labels.

>told what the fastest line is
ahahahahahaha kek
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

30 laps until leaders pit

>>150081795
the fuck is this

fat bono my tires are gone

it all comes tumbling down

2.3s

>>150081817
why don't we just add up all their race times?

>Tsu ahead of Ver
Max is washed

jesus that was fast

how fast was Piastri in the pit lane just then

It's going to be a slurper isn't it?

PLEASE PIT THIS LAP FERRARI

LEFT
LEFT
STRAIGHT
BRAKE
RIGHT
t. lando's corner coach

Anyone got that RBR pitwoman?

WTF WAS THAT STOP???????? so quick

>coming out behind alonso
sabotage

ALO, DONT WASTE TIME WITH OSCAR

>Piastri comes out ahead of Walltoleto
Thank god

>mclarens eating the mediums
hmmm

I'm glad I watch the Spanish broadcast and get an Alonso lovefest instead of a Norris one

>>150081850
yes

>letting themselves get undercut like that
Ferrari..

GAMES???
>GAMES???
GAMES???
>GAMES???

>>150081724
Heart skipped a beat cause my ex fiancee was a blue eyed blonde with even bigger tits that LOVED sending me selfies like the one in the pic u posted
I miss her companionship. I need a new gf

Behead Ross Brawn

>>150081771
>>150081791
back then testing was constant and upgrades were near constant. it was like the fucking space race with the tobacco money. a car that was a dog at one race could be a challenger at the next. or even worse. we've had practically decades at this point where what they show up with at the first race is pretty much what we'll see all year.

>>150081866
trust the plan you germanfag.

Ferarri must go to Plan G

ANOTHER 2.0

>>150081842
need to account for dnfs,dqs and driver changes

>>150081845
>>150081848
onboard footage is delayed by over a second
so every time they cut from onboard to track cams, you are teleported in time

rain?

please ferrari don't fuck this up

>mclel forgot that you need to not pit behind a slow running car on this track
happens to the best strategists

surprisingly ferrari did their job right

>>150081795
sensible-chuckle-eliciting video

>2,0
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE

leshit locked up?

>>150081644
>alonso, we can hire you back like in 2015 only if you give your boys a free pitstop during this race for the undercut, remember, i am a big fan of you

Ferrari clutched it out, I don't believe it

>>150081864

yeah but you have to hear spanish

>another botched pitstop for PS3

Just a coincidence

Slurper. I'd rather be doing pic related

PLEASE ASTON, A DECENT STOP
>>150081892
they are great at the stops this season

>>150081873
parc ferme was a mistake.

THE ALO TRAIN STRIKES AGAIN

VER 16

>>150081901
almost every race hmmmmmmm

Say whatever you want about Ferrari but their stops are fucking clean

>>150081870
I’ll be your gf

>>150081821
Kek this sounds like what a female F1 driver would be like
>Landa, how do the tires feel?
>Idk
>How do you think they feel?
>Landa please, the data says...
>Well why don't you just marry the data then?!

>>150081883
dnf are +2h

>>150081901
>botched
It was literally a 2.0

>>150081795
she's cute and this is kinda funny.

PS3 HAS NO GAMES
NO GAMES

ASTONS PLEACE DONT FUCK UP

>>150081796
they won't care, as they always do, and instead will talk about the most stupid and uninteresting gossip they can get, like wanda nara cucking icardi, or wanda nara cucking l-gante(don't google this thing), or wanda nara cucking her own kids
that, or they'll keep talking about kwablapinto until he gets 20 consecutive 20th places and kills himself, anyway it's over for us

poonoda

LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC LEC

>all those retards itt. thinking that Ferrari did it right
lmao, you will have a bad surprise

BASED ALONSLOW

What the fuck? Hulkenberg just drove straight past Tsunoda

APOLOGIZE

most of people here just hate f1 lmao
boring if someone doesnt crash every lap, just go watch demolition racing u fucking adhd zoomers

Why does zak hat oscar?

>Museo just let Chuck pass
like pottery

>>150081872
lmao