Thread 150087597

kick-off in 2 bongs and 48 bings

The Seattle Sounds FC would crush both of these shit teams.

Any streams?

10pm kick off is so comfy, needs to be a regular thing

>>150087647
>FC
I accept your surrender

>>150087781
i agree

Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

Does it count as a /mug/ if it’s in the pre season?

>>150088298
if ManU play then it's /mug/. simple as.

Going to the petrol station, anyone need anything? And what is everyone up to before the match, Im playing Abiotic Factor

>Mercedes-Benz Stadium
>Atlanta, Georgia
>USA
Disgusting

>>150088433
it's only a name
Mercedes didn't build it

>>150088418
I'll take two packets of crisps and a loan deal for Sesko please lad

>>150088324
united looking pretty good in the pre-season so far...

>>150088864
dont fit my narrative so i call bullshit

Shit teams

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Stream anyone?

>>150088298
>pre season
>>150088418
I am rewatching vinland

mememouth

>only on Peacock
won't be watching

>>150088864
4-0 Moyes masterclass coming up

/mug/. home.

maguire hattrick incoming

is United having its training camp in sweltering Atlanta too?

Reminder that Utd inexplicably put out a brief before this game that they wanted to sell their only striker for peanuts. Holjund is going to score at least 3 goals, it just remains to be seen into which net.

Yanited: Bayindir - Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw - Amad, Ugarte, Mainoo, Dalot - Fernandes, Cunha - Mbeumo

stream pls :(

Man United win the summer series no matter what because Bournemouth lost to Everton lmaoooo

laugh at the streamless virgin above me haha

>>150089260
>Bournemouth lost to Everton
u wot?
wouldn't manure lose to wet spam if they go 3 goals behind

>>150089287
**Bournemouth lost to west ham

>>150089262
ah ok i found it, but they play in 23 gmt1? :(

>>150089379
is it too late for you? I'm not a wagie and my sleep schedule is degenerate so I'll watch it
t. gmt+2 gigavirgin

>>150089482
I'm on vacation, i'll probably have it open while i practice guitar or do something more important

Give me a stream you homos, not missing this /mug/

>>150089564
ask chatgpt

yes I take my guitar on vacation with me why do you ask?

>>150089564
It's on sky

pl summer season is kino. why aren't all the clubs involved in it? it would make way more money than their shitty individual random friendly tours every season

>>150089644
shall I wait until hours after it ends Dr Rockefeller?

>>150089228
Mbongo up front?
whats he upto?

notahoneypot died because of people sharing the link
I ain't sharing another stream ever again

>>150089657
nope
teams playing in Asia receive more money from their regional sponsors than from summer series games
This is why United also had their Asian games before preseason

>>150089564
ppv.to

how many today for BIG ZERK?

>>150089739
what about american sponsors? if asian sponsors are so lucrative, why not hold summer series games in asia?

>>150089795
90 minutes on the bench

>>150089761
thank you, this one doesn't even try to rape my computer

>>150089812
Enjoy the old /sp/ tier chat too

SEX

WITH

M E N

don't these players have to jerk off every night in the hotel while on tour? These tours feel like torture

>>150089761
Legend, thanks. I was starting to think I'd have to watch along with (((Goldbridge)))

>>150089884
i think they're prohibited to jerk off before games

>>150089897
Look, here he is now >>150089835

>>150089897
>>150089946
>not wanting to watch the goldbridge watchalong
why hate fun?

>>150089761
thanks unc usanon fr fr

>>150089761
>sky sport
lol wtf is this of brand shit?

>>150089803
Well, i haven't see them epl players do custom ads for american audience while I've watched custom ads for chinese and saudi tv

>>150090011
the idea is to get more american audience tho

>>150090011
well yeah hold it where it makes more financial sense. but a pl branded friendly competition that has all 20 teams in it would generate way more buzz. have 5 groups of 4 played in different places all over the world ever preseason

>>150089905
and how would they know if the player jerked off the night before? penis inspection day?

>>150090044
they could just send a woman in.
women can sense when youve recently had a wank

>Sancho has been there 4 years
>Antony has been there 3 years

>>150090038
It actually sounds like a good idea

mbeumo first game

>>150089714
i assumed its a false9 meme with bruno in the middle

>>150090123
he got a juicy bum (not gay)

>>150090123
looks out of shape already

>>150090083
no they cannot lmao

>>150090146
enjoy the game dave

>>150089761
this website runs a little too well. I'll be reporting it

>>150089761
based

is cunha good?

>>150090038
WORLD LEAGUE

at least shaw is looking fit

>>150089089
You’d know all about pea cocks wouldn’t you

good build up

>>150090221
lol. we kinda have that already with the global tours

>>150090101
yeah clubs joining together makes thing much bigger

Altay still parrying into nomans land

>>150090208
he's cute and funha

>>150090167
why is almost everyone black

>>150090254
personally I blame france

>>150090083
really?
i cant win

can everton realistically save themselves again this season?

UnitedCHADS I have a good feeling about this game and, what’s more, the season ahead.

>>150090274
They will be fine this year. Bournemouth, Brentford, Wolves and West Ham are the regulars at risk now.

>>150090280
Congrats on the upcoming 13th place finish

our players are kinda short

>>150090254
England worships blacks

Amorim has to go

>>150090312
Ah how I envy such a simplistic mind

i thought Man Utd were back. this can't be happening

>>150090328
Is Arteta the only manager who’s heightmaxxing his squad?

This United team is really quite solid on paper but they were/are absolutely terrible
What gives?

almost everton bros...

>>150090328
sesko's tall, if you get him

>>150090357
>team is really quite solid
>only 3 white players

benulty

P E N A L

penandes let's gooooooooooo

>>150090368
we definetly should get tall target man-like striker

KWAB
goal

another mental polack

benuuuldi

We are inevitable

Refballing in preseason. For shame

is it just me or has bruno suddenly become better looking?

united are roiding now btw
in that really obvious way that real madrid and bayern do
never seen them do that before, could be interesting

>>150090411
he has tan

pickford needs a haircut

back to basics

>>150090415
nah they're just training better physically and going to the gym. amorim is making change

>>150090428
Post webms lad

built up from the black

>>150090429
it's both, lad

It's not a surprise modern gladiators are mostly black

>>150090429
yes
which is possible for them now because they are roiding

please baby jesus on this sunday give me a /mug/ to enjoy amen

>>150090415
classic upcycle

why didn't he keep the ball

mbeumo looks like a count olaf disguise

based wee Amad. I keep saying it, but I watched this cunt flop at Rangers (with glee) and thought he would never make it at United

>>150090429
>>150090460
post examples

mbuemo has no torso lol

diving little mug what is that haircut the spotty cat

>>150090515
He’s all ass and cock

>>150090461

mug is over m8

Another season of /mug/ inbound

United should've had 3 pens by now

They doing tardcam now

brentford have /mug/ged us off, lads

>no cooling break
wtf, the players will die

its pronounced um-boo-wemo
anyone who says it differently is suspicious

Bruno continues being the only competent United player

>>150089024
>picrel
They're going to win nuffin again, aren't they

>>150090558
stadium has air coon

>>150090562
m-boo-mo

Mbeumo and Big Zirk are going to be enemies in the canteen

>>150090526
maybe in the dimension the portal in bermuda brings you to

mbuemo looks like he ate casemiro

>>150090515
Why do people keep misspelling Mbeumo's name like that?

>>150090583
had a hearty chuckle at this post

>>150089761
is this down now?

>>150090583
funny because casemiro famously ate fred
so if i was mbuemo i'd be watching my back

>>150090562
>em-beu-mo
he just missed it twice
everton has no chance

>>150090605
Yeah

theres one website i have that never gets linked here and works perfectly without lag every time when the others fail

game is definitely being played at a higher intensity than the other pre-season games. think the aircon stadium does help.

not even watching but this is dire from United. i'm on the verge of tearing my eyes out here

>>150090083
That's only when they can sniff it lingering in the air or on the end of ypur unclean bellend, you cum sweaty pig boy

>crowd actually like the players
two weeks for them to get called wanker in the stadium

>>150090632
well enjoy :(

>>150090638
Arsenal - Spurs was pretty aggressive

>>150090562
>it's pronounced um
um no sweetie

everton is not bad desu

Amad is manure's best player. No doubt about it.
ermpoomo and Poonha not too good so far.

>>150090671
I meant Man U's other preseason games. I haven't watched any other team's games.

>>150090646
so you are watching

>mbeumo has an accomplished penis
uhh what the heck?

>>150090687
no, i'm not. i'm gonna scoop my eyes out with a spoon. i'm on the verge of tears not watching this

>>150090632
link?

How many times are Neverton going to slip on this turf?

>>150090702
ah the tango
my favourite

>>150090704
>just break your site like that other anon broke ppv
shant be doing that

hol up that stadium does look kinda nice (minus the screens)

>>150090702
>picrel
>Rubbing cocks and choking

Mbeumo's first touch is very nice

he has a shiny head

>>150090702
brazilians when its a friendly

KWAB

>>150090702
choking is actually legal in football, not many people know this

im preparing my mug

Well, Everton was dangerous

/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

v-var sissys?

>ugarte
maaaan, you don't do that there

>>150090768
preparing to post in your mug

>doubled down on turning the entire team negro
it’s gonna blow up spectacularly in their face yet again

>>150090715
then why bring it up?

he looks a little bit worried

The shitty defense from last season is still garbage, I see.

>>150090804
I’m gonna blow up spectacularly in your mother’s face

>>150090815
as a lesson to stream linkers

why is this game so late?

going to bed. im too tired and old(31) to watch a match this late

>>150090835
being played somewhere foreign i think
just here for the /mug/ myself so not too sure of the details

>>150090835

the last one was like 4 hours from now

i was watching with like 3 other people on espee

>>150090844
I'm 30, wtf is with people thinking they are old lately.

>>150090817
He should still be ashamed for letting Spuds win their first trophy in years.

>>150090856
fetishising youth is a sign of the last days of empire

>half time manager interviews
game is all the way gone

Slags now

>>150090882
they're going to do halftime locker room interviews with players in the prem this season

>>150090856
The internet warps all kinds of perceptions about oneself and others.
>That tiktoker/instagrammer is younger than me, therefore I am super old and jaded.

YANITED YANITED YANITED

>>150090873

is that something from The Decline of the West? Anyways 31 isn't old lol

>>150090848
I'm just realizing footy is back

>>150090888
>Slags now

>>150090830
A wild nigger appears

no slags, just capybara

>>150090924
GRENADE GET DOWN

>is this your team final form?
>amorin: nope

>>150090936
Enjoyable

Man United look decent

>>150090936
Have a beaver.

>>150090940
How well have the last 12 years of turning the team blacker and blacker worked out for yanited?

We are so fucking back

Where is the soogs poster?

The Everton goal was miles offside kek

>>150091013
We never left

post slags

>>150091053
>post slags

>>150091058
always think sharks just need a cuddle
there there big guy its alright

>>150091053
sry m8, this is capibara carpincho enjoyers thread

Are they just like giant guinea pigs?

>>150091071
I fucking knew it was a brit spamming this donkey eeyore bitch all over the site

>>150091106
damn that high speed surfing at the end

>>150091071
Pretty average, cute tho

This sw*de (somalian) is absolutely seething for some reason wtf

>mbeumo off already
well worth the money

m bumb boy off already

ugarte lad...

>>150091106
did he survive??

>>150091156
>>150091199
He's 30 pounds overweight

>>150091225
no refunds

Ugarte having a stinker

I predict victory for Manchester United Football Club

>>150091238
that's just what he looks

>see this thread
>check the score
the more things change....
the more they stay the same....

>>150091268
That's a cute cat, I'm saving that cat. You WILL be seeing this cat reposted

>>150091177
That's a cute xochitl, I'm saving that xochitl. You WILL be seeing this xochitl reposted

>>150091334
Alright calm down paedo

how the fuck wasn't that a handball...?

no benulty??

>>150091341
>she's only 19, you sick fuck!!!

UnitedCHADS we will win

>>150091347
new rule, hand on the floor doesn't count

>>150091361
that is what i asked for, who is that semen connoisseur

>>150091347
>back to
without VAR refs are even more blind than before
Heaven, Maguire Mount(?)

>>150091374
that seems extremely exploitable

>>150091390
for sure

commentator getting in trouble for saying the ref cam makes him feel travel sick lmfao

We never play good on astro

>camera on the ear

wew what the fuck i just noticed

i thought it would be on the chest like the police

Well Maguire is still our strongest attacking presence

UnitedCHADS we’ve done it again

omg ugarte stinks

>>150091462
nobody is playing at their best

Game needs rasmus

>>150091477
even worse that hes standing out

>>150091429
somehow america got it wrong

Garry more like filthy nigger get him the hell out of here

Still dont get why Everton paid 10mil for Aznou, he has quite literally shown nothing at Bayern

/mug/ canceled

YES

apologize

Is Dominic Calvert Lewin shit now

evertoon just got MOUNTED

mount redemption arc confirmed

mount unlocked

lovely touch and finish that

I was about to shit talk Mount wearing the No. 7 shirt so bad...

He still doesn't deserve the shirt though

Mason Mount
Made that count

fucking hell if mount starts existing this well be an exciting season

Mount Evereston

release rasmus

nice finish, Amad

lol

rofl

/mug/ ? Back on the menu

Alright thats just asking to get fucked

If mount has a redemption arc then surely Nunez does as well?

That's definitely a goal to give up

what the fuck was that lmao

lmao

Lmao wtf was that? Bruno being responsible for both goals by getting disposessed quite easily

If this was mid season in the prem Bruno would get a red for that. Fuck is he doing

ahahahAHHAHSAHHSHHSHSHSHSHAHDUGDG JESUS SAVE M JHAHAHAAJAJV

>>150091645
it was Ugarte for the first goal. Bruno did fall asleep at the back post tho

that was an entertaining few minutes kek

Mykolenko has been great, not the first time he anticipated Brunos pass to Dalot

top kek, slabhead

de ligt going off injured

bring on the zoomers fr fr

>>150091749
Not going to the medical staff. He'll be fine.

>>150091755
nearly everyone on the pitch is a zoomer

Hojlund losing his mind kek

>>150091767
>>150091752
garnacho made a gypsy curse on him so no one will ever square it

This is Hojlund getting competitive now that he thinks sesko is coming btw

>>150091794
still doesn't arrive at the near post when bruno crosses lmfao bruno seething

>>150091794

thats like the 4th time ive seen him do that i think

he was always hungry for passes - i think its just like this >>150091788 guy says

30mil plus tip and lets move on

Well at least we got a trophy

>>150091811
>>150091811
>>150091811


AFTERPARTY

not quite the /mug/ that was hoped for but still a humiliating game for the worst fanbase on /sp/
what an own goal lmao

>>150091827
Did Liverpool concede an own goal today?

>>150091752
>>150091767
>>150091788

>>150091866
teammates want him gone clearly with the amounts of time they refuse to square it to him in the last year

>325 comments for a pre-season match
abus in the mud

>>150091951
United are massive.