kick-off in 2 bongs and 48 bings
The Seattle Sounds FC would crush both of these shit teams.
10pm kick off is so comfy, needs to be a regular thing
>>150087647>FCI accept your surrender
Does it count as a /mug/ if itโs in the pre season?
>>150088298if ManU play then it's /mug/. simple as.
Going to the petrol station, anyone need anything? And what is everyone up to before the match, Im playing Abiotic Factor
>Mercedes-Benz Stadium
>Atlanta, Georgia
>USA
Disgusting
>>150088433it's only a name
Mercedes didn't build it
>>150088418I'll take two packets of crisps and a loan deal for Sesko please lad
>>150088324united looking pretty good in the pre-season so far...
>>150088864dont fit my narrative so i call bullshit
[Post blocked for violating the Online Safety act. Please verify your government issued ID to view.]
Tests
md5: 5cf42036f0b9d5cb72b796f479c9312e
๐
>>150088298>pre season>>150088418I am rewatching vinland
>only on Peacock
won't be watching
>>1500888644-0 Moyes masterclass coming up
>tfw can only watch 30 mins max
maguire hattrick incoming
is United having its training camp in sweltering Atlanta too?
Reminder that Utd inexplicably put out a brief before this game that they wanted to sell their only striker for peanuts. Holjund is going to score at least 3 goals, it just remains to be seen into which net.
Yanited: Bayindir - Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw - Amad, Ugarte, Mainoo, Dalot - Fernandes, Cunha - Mbeumo
Man United win the summer series no matter what because Bournemouth lost to Everton lmaoooo
laugh at the streamless virgin above me haha
>>150089260>Bournemouth lost to Evertonu wot?
wouldn't manure lose to wet spam if they go 3 goals behind
>>150089287**Bournemouth lost to west ham
>>150089262ah ok i found it, but they play in 23 gmt1? :(
>>150089379is it too late for you? I'm not a wagie and my sleep schedule is degenerate so I'll watch it
t. gmt+2 gigavirgin
>>150089482I'm on vacation, i'll probably have it open while i practice guitar or do something more important
Give me a stream you homos, not missing this /mug/
yes I take my guitar on vacation with me why do you ask?
>ITT retards asking for a stream hours before kick off
pl summer season is kino. why aren't all the clubs involved in it? it would make way more money than their shitty individual random friendly tours every season
>>150089644shall I wait until hours after it ends Dr Rockefeller?
>>150089228Mbongo up front?
whats he upto?
notahoneypot died because of people sharing the link
I ain't sharing another stream ever again
>>150089657nope
teams playing in Asia receive more money from their regional sponsors than from summer series games
This is why United also had their Asian games before preseason
how many today for BIG ZERK?
>>150089739what about american sponsors? if asian sponsors are so lucrative, why not hold summer series games in asia?
>>15008979590 minutes on the bench
>>150089761thank you, this one doesn't even try to rape my computer
>>150089812Enjoy the old /sp/ tier chat too
don't these players have to jerk off every night in the hotel while on tour? These tours feel like torture
>>150089761Legend, thanks. I was starting to think I'd have to watch along with (((Goldbridge)))
>>150089884i think they're prohibited to jerk off before games
>>150089897>>150089946>not wanting to watch the goldbridge watchalongwhy hate fun?
>>150089761thanks unc usanon fr fr
>>150089761>sky sportlol wtf is this of brand shit?
>>150089803Well, i haven't see them epl players do custom ads for american audience while I've watched custom ads for chinese and saudi tv
>>150090011the idea is to get more american audience tho
>>150090011well yeah hold it where it makes more financial sense. but a pl branded friendly competition that has all 20 teams in it would generate way more buzz. have 5 groups of 4 played in different places all over the world ever preseason
>>150089905and how would they know if the player jerked off the night before? penis inspection day?
>>150090044they could just send a woman in.
women can sense when youve recently had a wank
>Sancho has been there 4 years
>Antony has been there 3 years
>>150090038It actually sounds like a good idea
>>150089714i assumed its a false9 meme with bruno in the middle
>>150090123he got a juicy bum (not gay)
>>150090123looks out of shape already
>>150090083no they cannot lmao
>>150090146enjoy the game dave
>>150089761this website runs a little too well. I'll be reporting it
at least shaw is looking fit
>>150089089Youโd know all about pea cocks wouldnโt you
>>150090221lol. we kinda have that already with the global tours
>>150090101yeah clubs joining together makes thing much bigger
Altay still parrying into nomans land
>>150090208he's cute and funha
>>150090167why is almost everyone black
>>150090254personally I blame france
>>150090083really?
i cant win
can everton realistically save themselves again this season?
UnitedCHADS I have a good feeling about this game and, whatโs more, the season ahead.
>>150090274They will be fine this year. Bournemouth, Brentford, Wolves and West Ham are the regulars at risk now.
>>150090280Congrats on the upcoming 13th place finish
our players are kinda short
>>150090254England worships blacks
>>150090312Ah how I envy such a simplistic mind
i thought Man Utd were back. this can't be happening
>>150090328Is Arteta the only manager whoโs heightmaxxing his squad?
This United team is really quite solid on paper but they were/are absolutely terrible
What gives?
>>150090328sesko's tall, if you get him
>>150090357>team is really quite solid>only 3 white players
penandes let's gooooooooooo
>>150090368we definetly should get tall target man-like striker
Refballing in preseason. For shame
is it just me or has bruno suddenly become better looking?
united are roiding now btw
in that really obvious way that real madrid and bayern do
never seen them do that before, could be interesting
>>150090415nah they're just training better physically and going to the gym. amorim is making change
>>150090428Post webms lad
>>150090429it's both, lad
It's not a surprise modern gladiators are mostly black
>>150090429yes
which is possible for them now because they are roiding
please baby jesus on this sunday give me a /mug/ to enjoy amen
>>150090415classic upcycle
why didn't he keep the ball
mbeumo looks like a count olaf disguise
based wee Amad. I keep saying it, but I watched this cunt flop at Rangers (with glee) and thought he would never make it at United
diving little mug what is that haircut the spotty cat
>>150090515Heโs all ass and cock
>>150090461mug is over m8
Another season of /mug/ inbound
United should've had 3 pens by now
brentford have /mug/ged us off, lads
>no cooling break
wtf, the players will die
its pronounced um-boo-wemo
anyone who says it differently is suspicious
Bruno continues being the only competent United player
>>150089024>picrelThey're going to win nuffin again, aren't they
>>150090558stadium has air coon
Mbeumo and Big Zirk are going to be enemies in the canteen
>>150090526maybe in the dimension the portal in bermuda brings you to
mbuemo looks like he ate casemiro
>>150090515Why do people keep misspelling Mbeumo's name like that?
>>150090583had a hearty chuckle at this post
>>150089761is this down now?
>>150090583funny because casemiro famously ate fred
so if i was mbuemo i'd be watching my back
>>150090562>em-beu-mohe just missed it twice
everton has no chance
theres one website i have that never gets linked here and works perfectly without lag every time when the others fail
game is definitely being played at a higher intensity than the other pre-season games. think the aircon stadium does help.
not even watching but this is dire from United. i'm on the verge of tearing my eyes out here
>>150090083That's only when they can sniff it lingering in the air or on the end of ypur unclean bellend, you cum sweaty pig boy
>crowd actually like the players
two weeks for them to get called wanker in the stadium
>>150090638Arsenal - Spurs was pretty aggressive
>>150090562>it's pronounced umum no sweetie
Amad is manure's best player. No doubt about it.
ermpoomo and Poonha not too good so far.
>>150090671I meant Man U's other preseason games. I haven't watched any other team's games.
>>150090646so you are watching
>mbeumo has an accomplished penis
uhh what the heck?
>>150090687no, i'm not. i'm gonna scoop my eyes out with a spoon. i'm on the verge of tears not watching this
kek
md5: ce2fcb999931fdf109d9baaf983c7a0f
๐
How many times are Neverton going to slip on this turf?
>>150090702ah the tango
my favourite
>>150090704>just break your site like that other anon broke ppvshant be doing that
hol up that stadium does look kinda nice (minus the screens)
>>150090702>picrel >Rubbing cocks and choking
Mbeumo's first touch is very nice
>>150090702brazilians when its a friendly
var
md5: 74d04c24ec9552bb4cd971bc55da38fa
๐
>>150090702choking is actually legal in football, not many people know this
Well, Everton was dangerous
/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/
>ugarte
maaaan, you don't do that there
>>150090768preparing to post in your mug
>doubled down on turning the entire team negro
itโs gonna blow up spectacularly in their face yet again
>>150090715then why bring it up?
he looks a little bit worried
The shitty defense from last season is still garbage, I see.
>>150090804Iโm gonna blow up spectacularly in your motherโs face
>>150090815as a lesson to stream linkers
why is this game so late?
going to bed. im too tired and old(31) to watch a match this late
>>150090835being played somewhere foreign i think
just here for the /mug/ myself so not too sure of the details
>>150090835the last one was like 4 hours from now
i was watching with like 3 other people on espee
>>150090844I'm 30, wtf is with people thinking they are old lately.
>>150090817He should still be ashamed for letting Spuds win their first trophy in years.
>>150090856fetishising youth is a sign of the last days of empire
>half time manager interviews
game is all the way gone
>>150090882they're going to do halftime locker room interviews with players in the prem this season
>>150090856The internet warps all kinds of perceptions about oneself and others.
>That tiktoker/instagrammer is younger than me, therefore I am super old and jaded.
>>150090873is that something from The Decline of the West? Anyways 31 isn't old lol
>>150090848I'm just realizing footy is back
>>150090830A wild nigger appears
>>150090924GRENADE GET DOWN
>is this your team final form?
>amorin: nope
>>150090936Have a beaver.
>>150090940How well have the last 12 years of turning the team blacker and blacker worked out for yanited?
Where is the soogs poster?
The Everton goal was miles offside kek
>>150091058always think sharks just need a cuddle
there there big guy its alright
>>150091053sry m8, this is capibara carpincho enjoyers thread
Are they just like giant guinea pigs?
>>150091071I fucking knew it was a brit spamming this donkey eeyore bitch all over the site
>>150091106damn that high speed surfing at the end
>>150091071Pretty average, cute tho
This sw*de (somalian) is absolutely seething for some reason wtf
>mbeumo off already
well worth the money
>>150091106did he survive??
>>150091156>>150091199He's 30 pounds overweight
I predict victory for Manchester United Football Club
>>150091238that's just what he looks
>see this thread
>check the score
the more things change....
the more they stay the same....
>>150091268That's a cute cat, I'm saving that cat. You WILL be seeing this cat reposted
>>150091177That's a cute xochitl, I'm saving that xochitl. You WILL be seeing this xochitl reposted
>>150091334Alright calm down paedo
how the fuck wasn't that a handball...?
>>150091341>she's only 19, you sick fuck!!!
>>150091347new rule, hand on the floor doesn't count
>>150091361that is what i asked for, who is that semen connoisseur
>>150091347>back towithout VAR refs are even more blind than before
Heaven, Maguire Mount(?)
>>150091374that seems extremely exploitable
commentator getting in trouble for saying the ref cam makes him feel travel sick lmfao
We never play good on astro
>camera on the ear
wew what the fuck i just noticed
i thought it would be on the chest like the police
Well Maguire is still our strongest attacking presence
UnitedCHADS weโve done it again
>manure delusion off the charts already
>>150091462nobody is playing at their best
>>150091477even worse that hes standing out
>>150091429somehow america got it wrong
Garry more like filthy nigger get him the hell out of here
Still dont get why Everton paid 10mil for Aznou, he has quite literally shown nothing at Bayern
Is Dominic Calvert Lewin shit now
mount
md5: 72ca165a3604d505cc41003276076179
๐
evertoon just got MOUNTED
mount redemption arc confirmed
lovely touch and finish that
I was about to shit talk Mount wearing the No. 7 shirt so bad...
He still doesn't deserve the shirt though
Mason Mount
Made that count
fucking hell if mount starts existing this well be an exciting season
Alright thats just asking to get fucked
If mount has a redemption arc then surely Nunez does as well?
That's definitely a goal to give up
what the fuck was that lmao
Lmao wtf was that? Bruno being responsible for both goals by getting disposessed quite easily
If this was mid season in the prem Bruno would get a red for that. Fuck is he doing
ahahahAHHAHSAHHSHHSHSHSHSHAHDUGDG JESUS SAVE M JHAHAHAAJAJV
>>150091645it was Ugarte for the first goal. Bruno did fall asleep at the back post tho
that was an entertaining few minutes kek
Mykolenko has been great, not the first time he anticipated Brunos pass to Dalot
de ligt going off injured
>hojlund kicking the post
bring on the zoomers fr fr
>>150091749Not going to the medical staff. He'll be fine.
>>150091755nearly everyone on the pitch is a zoomer
Hojlund losing his mind kek
>>150091767>>150091752garnacho made a gypsy curse on him so no one will ever square it
This is Hojlund getting competitive now that he thinks sesko is coming btw
>>150091794still doesn't arrive at the near post when bruno crosses lmfao bruno seething
>>150091794thats like the 4th time ive seen him do that i think
he was always hungry for passes - i think its just like this
>>150091788 guy says
30mil plus tip and lets move on
Well at least we got a trophy
not quite the /mug/ that was hoped for but still a humiliating game for the worst fanbase on /sp/
what an own goal lmao
>>150091827Did Liverpool concede an own goal today?
>>150091866teammates want him gone clearly with the amounts of time they refuse to square it to him in the last year
>325 comments for a pre-season match
abus in the mud
>>150091951United are massive.