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>>150090511 (OP)
27

Lol

go Phillies!

>>150090554
Free Ippei

omg based based based

Michael Jackson was still alive in the same year the Jinkies last won the world series

>angels don't sell at the deadline
>get swept at home by the white sox
thank god we still have kenley for 2 more months! 3rd place in the west is still within striking distance! (do not copy this to the other nu)

>>150090511 (OP)
only 7 of these came in the last 50 years. you're slowing down

Michael Jackson was never alive

holy shit we won a game :O

late but gg Mets. gl with the rest of the season.

NETOOOOOOOO

>>150090585
city looks like literal trash all around it

fitting

>>150090854
>flyover cope

thomson better keep sanchez in and not go to the meme closer just because he's a meme

im so gay and hispanic no one will notice im a mets fan

SCHWARSURANCE

Montas genuinely only got paid because he was with Milwaukee last season and beat the Mets in game 160. Career wise he’s mid, and his agent deserves a raise for fooling yet another team

I hope to god the Mets trade for a pitcher in this offseason. It’s paramount.

schwarbies

How are the brewers cheating?

sanchez should've finished this game but ESPN probably demanded le meme entrance

>>150092961
They raped the other team before the the game

Reminder: whatever the Mariners do well, does not apply to the Yankees. Woo got swept, Castillo got swept, julio got belt to ass, Cal went 0-12, and couldn't throw any of them out.

>>150092965
thank you manfred!

Why are the brewers allowed to cheat?

>>150092965
why would a TV network have a say in that

>>150092985
Manfred made the call to alleviate the rating hit from the slurpway assuck

>102 fastball
>98 splinker
damn

wtf sosa
but he's out anyway lol

>MLB game over in 2 hours
the pitch clock was a mistake

god this ump is fucking awful

>103
ok, I kneel dombrowski
fun series tigers

>103mph
we are so back

This Duran guy is pretty good.

>throwing a combined Maddux
BASED

>tigers
more like kitties lol

I've always hated this wannabe mookie betts

yeah Duran is actually fucking ridiculous. 103 looked casual for him

>>150093069
What team is that?

>>150093077
team go fuck yourself

>>150093076
It does, it looks effortless. He seems to have good command too and the splinker is fucking awesome. Skenes' is wild and it's my new favorite pitch.

SWEET CAROLINE
BA BA BA
fuck you yankees

>>150093069
Holy rent free

The second half implosion prediction was correct. Fuck you, Gleyber Torres. Count should've played 3 B. What a diva.

>The White Sox have released right-hander Noah Syndergaard today.

>Syndergaard signed a minor league deal with Chicago in late June, which marked his first contract with any team since he was released by the Guardians in August 2023. Despite some interest from teams during the 2023-24 offseason, Syndergaard ended up not pitching anywhere in 2024, so the Sox started him off with some rookie ball outings just to get acclimated back to game action before reporting to Triple-A Charlotte. Syndergaard had a 2.93 ERA over his 15 1/3 frames of Rookie League work, but then was hit hard for a 10.13 ERA over two outings and eight innings at the Triple-A level. The ugly numbers in Charlotte included only two strikeouts, and five homers allowed.

This makes me a little sad cause he was fun to watch before injuries ruined everything.

All these stupid fucking teams picking up guys like Shane Bieber as if we haven't owned his ass since blacks were still slaves.

>>150093140
that last big wasn't necessary

>>150093140
that last bit wasn't necessary

>>150093140
Wtf is your problem

>>150093155
neither was the emancipation proclamation

>>150093157
Josh fucking Naylor isn't going to save your season. We own his stinkin azz.

mariners btw

>>150093187
Sorry to hear

I've always hated this fat mulatto faggot. I hope Houston doesn't destroy them so he can get eliminated by us AGAIN. FUCK THIS FAT FAGGOT

>>150093181
>>150093210
Be nice.

HE NEVER RECOVERED FROM THIS HHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Woulda rather had Duran than Miller desu o well

saw a person in this today, a short brown chicano. a common occurrence. the chicano cubs if you will.

>Marlins 7.5 games behind and on a hot streak
>Phillies and Mets locked in a race for the most expensive mediocre offense award
Realistically could we see an upset this September or is this just wishful thinking.

>>150093244
chipacos kek

we want a pitcher not a belly itcher!

Me too

Saw a shirt like this at the ballpark except it was black and probably early 00s because it had Junction Jack for the Astros instead of Orbit and all the mascots looked pissed off lol. Wish I got a picture but dood was aggressively walking to his seat

>>150093247
Faggit Lindor and that fat greedy 30-year-old told Dominican missing the ploffs is good for mlb

I propose an agreement

>>150093244
>chicago
Those are boricuas

>>150093252
they're a very brown fanbase

>>150093298
i dont speak mexican paco
wtf is that
i only know chicano from shitposting on /int/ and /sp/

>>150093273
oh you are havin a seethe huh?

I really hate that faghit Verlander

all people who speak mexican are mexican btw
same brown papists

>>150093301
Puerto Rican in the states

Birthrates

Lmao Astros got filtered by a geriatric CC Sabathia never forget

Tigs really picked up Morton. Can't wait to FUCK HIS ASS up in the ALDS. Flahirty too

>>150093310
Tanaka (father of Bryan Woo) mindFUCKED Altuve

Sorry bros I've been really upset lately. Just kinda having an episode. 28 soon.

Jameo’s velocity topped out at 92mph today in AAA

We want a batter not a broken ladder

Chadres Buckbroken Metties jetties. It's the truth. Also Chadres :) Excited to See Sears tomorrow.

>>150093364
Who's that?

>>150093369
Wdym?

>>150093372
Please stop bullying the Mets. You both got scammed by the Orioles.

>>150093395
Jameson Taillon he’s a cubs starting pitcher that’s been out with an injury for about a month

>>150093372
Thought we were friends but ok, if that’s how you wanna play it…

>>150093412
Padre fags are getting too cocky with all their new deadline adds.

>>150093372
Your team will shit the best in the playoffs just like us. Even though we suck, you're still the poodres

>>150093372
Your team will shit the bed in the playoffs just like us. Even though we suck, you're still the poodres

>>150093434
>>150093440
>TWO POSTS?!?!

>>150093395
Its better to have depth then have no depth, Orioles ain't gonna do shit with that farm. I expect them to sell by the time they call them

>>150093412
Sorry metties jetties, tough love. Still love you metties jetties :3

>>150093404
Seems like an SP5 scrub.

>>150093440
Sheesh, pipe down mestboricua. Padres at least had them on the ropes…i doubt the great tragedy of ‘24 (scoreless innings) can happen again with all those bats they added.

>>150093454
Don’t be fooled 2hu, if you are the real 2hu, lots of shady dealings and seedy happening rights now. I’m starting an inquiry
>>150093441

>>150093472
Wow, surely they both performed well and contributed to that win.

>>150093454
The poodres fucking suck. That's really all there is to it. Cease and poo darshit will get lit up like christmas trees in october. Will it be by the Mets? No, but it's inevitable.

>>150093431
We swept you with our trash lineup before we got new guns. Just saying!

>>150093491
They have Pivetta and Nasty Nestor two guys with post-season experience. Also Cease and Darvish are aces in their own right.

We need the based and blessed inspector now more than ever. Something’s not right…

>>150093500
Yeah postseason experience getting mindfucked by freddie freeman

>>150093472
Shohei Ohtani has a .364 batting average with 8 hits, 2 homers, 6 RBIs and 9 runs scored in 6 games in the NLCS in his career

going on a short vacation. reminder from me to love baseball.

>>150093500
And having to deal with Mason Miller, Jason Adam and Morejon, Jeremiah Estrada who almost had a immaculate inning. I'd say maybe the two weaksest link in our bullpen is Yuki Matsui and maybe, maybe Wandy Peralta. But he has been good for us, Suarez sometimes scares me too. Would rather have him be a bullpen and then Mason Miller as our real closer.....

>>150093488
>>150093517

>>150093136
More like Noah Knigga

>>150093520
where you going

>>150093510
Sample size + im not dying in that hill

>>150093517
Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see the rest of the playoff stats.

>>150093517
>>150093525
Ohtranny sucks

We want a Yankee not a Stinkee Stankee!

Kekini!

cope on 'em, poodre!

We want the bombers! Not the Reddit jommers!

I just spoke to 2hu and Mestkoreaboo.

The Dodgers are not advancing past the NLDS. No way in hell. It's confirmed.

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150093304
Who doesn't? Even Kate can't stand him.

the yankees don't even stank like doo though haha...

>>150093551
Where are the philthieniggas at in all this?

>>150093551
Has cubspie weighed in?

>>150093571
Do a Flip!

>>150093551
Will Jomboy issue a breakdown?

>>150093586
You now remember that pirates fan
You know the one

>>150093491
King and Pivetta thobeit and a nice BP

>>150093594
>This breakdown brought to you by 4chan.org/sp/

I would honestly lose my shit.

Has the vtumor avatarfag came back since i got him banned?

>>150093605
We need to get a Recker comment on the weekly dumb that much I do know

Remember to keep it Mariners related.

>>150093616
She was posting earlier, she talks about baseball just like me, why would she be banned, mococo is such a lovely Padres cheerleader poster :3

>>150093640
hes ban evading and he is an ugly chicano like you tranime nigger

>>150093635
Easy work. Miller should be back soon and that is exciting.

doyerpacos literally cannot stop thinking about the Chadres kek

>>150093657
I'm looking forward to it and hoping for a big comeback. It'd be great if he comes back and does well through the final push into the postseason here.

>2nd best record in baseball
>wildcard team

Please be nice to my wife 2hu.

>>150093679
I think swapping out Logan Evans for him will be just enough a switch up that teams will be stymied. Then put Evans in the bullpen in place of Legumina and our pitching will be devastating.

>>150093693
Pretty much my thoughts exactly. Unfortunately I don't think Evans or Hancock have the makings of a major league starter, maybe as a #5 guy on a bottom 3rd team idk, but they were both guys I could see being usable in the pen, especially with the M's pitching program. Evans in particular I can see being kinda scary if they get him there... Evans->Brash->Munoz could be kinda nasty.

Is it worth, spending sports brand base on this?

>>150093728
NUUU BAWWWWRAAAANCE

>>150093728
Speak English.

>>150093728
I personally love New Balance shoes. Trail runners are the perfect combination of lightweight and plenty of cushioning and traction.
For all other sports apparel, Nike has the best quality. Never shrinks, fits well, feels soft and durable.

>>150093710
I think Hancock and Evans could definitely be middle rotation guys, they're basically rookies and have a lot of development left. I think this rotation is almost too stacked for them, especially once Cade gets here late 26 or early 27. Jurrangalo will be getting much closer by then as well.

One specific poster ruined this entire genny.

>>150093798
Ryback?

>>150093190
Sup numbnuts, ready to miss the playoffs?

>>150093806
The cook?!

>>150093798
Dingle McCringleberry?

>>150093806
Don’t know their name just the specific way they type and what they talk about constantly.

>>150093798
MARINERS!

>>150093798
The OP

>>150093798
Tee hee ;)

>>150093798
27 rings

>>150093798
So who is it anon?

>>150093818
Yay! Memeiners finger pointing cunt.

>>150093814
my bad

>>150093798
My bad

my good

Yankees are trash by the way.
Good night :)

I can't wait until manGOD imposes starting pitcher inning/pitch requirements so we can stop with this bullpen nonsense. It's even worse in the playoffs, every inning you get a new pitcher, sometimes two an innings. It's not baseball. You need to reign in these ivy league fucks that want to make the game boring and anti kino

>>150093693
>>150093710
I just want him gone bros I hate him so much. Like at least Vargas got his shit together and Bazardo is somehow a high leverage guy but beanman is a bad seed!

cubgers won those games

>>150093884
i know this is bait but why would you remove like 50% of the strategy in the game of baseball?

>>150093892
post turner shaking his nutz kek

>>150093912
love that ginga

>>150093899
because I've heard stories of the ancientfag days of guys like Randy Johnson and Roger Clemens throwing 250 IP in a season and throwing double digit CG and I would like to see that with my own eyes

>>150093844
Hey.
>>150093892
>>150093912
Mariners legend Justin Turner.

>>150093927
those guys were outliers, the guys who lasted. lots of guys back in the day were "wasted" throwing inning after inning, they knew a lot less than we do now.

SAY NO TO FAGGOTS AND FAGGOTRY

>>150093925
some cubs fans had to eat crow today, they wanted him dfa'd because he doesn't get a hit literally every time he plays but he's still good at hitting lefties which is what he was brought here to do.
I may be insane but if the Cubs needed someone to hit a sac fly or get a hit late or just genuinely put together a good at bat late in games he would either be my first or second choice

>>150093927
>>150093933
how was roger clemens a steroid cheat but randy was clean?

>>150093935
The lady doth protest too much, methinks....

Veeery Goood, Mariners.

>>150093947
Randy is a genetic freak, I would like the answer to this as well.
If I had to guess he probably just has larger stronger tendons

>>150093941
yeah he's a good veteran presence. he's not going to be a top producer or anything but he's filling the aging veteran role well imo.
>>150093947
randy was a demon sent here to throw baseballs. i think his intimidation factor alone helped him a bit.

>>150093933
The health stuff I understand but it's kinda funny that it took people as long as it did to figure out most pitchers are substantially less effective third time through the order. I would have never figured that out

dodgers won on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150093798
sorry...

I hope other teams start copying the mets broadcast I really enjoy the clips I've seen

I feel like the Yankees aren't winning the World Series this year and Boone and Cashman are both going to keep their jobs somehow

>>150093967
I am convinced Ohtani can hit dingers at-will. He always has a smug look on his face like he knows what's coming every time.

go Braves!

>>150094009
Yo wtf you ruined this place you M#%$& F?@&$

>>150093884
Yeah man universal DH take the BP decisions out of the game. Hey how about no bench? Let's just have the managers submit the starting lineups and we'll declare a winner based on 1000 simulations

>>150093798
That one's on me.

>>150094099
>aww, the wittle starting pitcher's arm has a boo boo, better take him out in the fourth inning and get him a juice box

It's the participation trophy generation. They're soft candy asses. I was watching Skenes the other day and they took him out at 78 pitches even though he was cruising. Manfred needs to make a rule so starting pitchers actually, you know, PITCH.

>>150093798
Show mercy I beg you

>it's the 5th inning, take him out already
>his xBaconFIP- is trending in the wrong direction, get him out now
>his curveball only broke 2.4 centimeters there, take him out and give him orange slices.

>>150094120
this, but unironically

>>150093798
please… no more

>>150093798
sorry sir

>>150093798
let me smoke your cock

>>150093798
sorry

>>150093798
it ain’t even me

>>150093798
You’re talking about Pipey, we all know it

>>150093798
Give pipey a chance ya just gotta

>>150093798
Pipe his azz boh

>>150093935
Good one small fry. Alpha males do whatever we want

>>150093798
You don’t really mean it, do ya?

I just caught myself doing the umpire out signal for base runners when I saw my dog doing something odd. I think I'm interpreting it as some sort of power move subconsciously... god... to hold that much power

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>150094223
"alpha" (((male)))

stankeedooem!

that double steal by mookie and ohtani today was pretty cool desu

BrewCrew has the best record. Had to double check

>>150093798
Orcposter?

Some post has been deleted..... Doyer jannies redemption arc?

Start spreading my ass
I’m gaping today

>>150094298
>Orcposter
Bring him to me

>>150094300
hating jannie trannies is >>>/sp/ cultcha don’t give these cocksuckas an inch

Test

>>150094378
Watching you like a hawk anon, take ‘er easy Jenny is slow tn.

>>150093998
Good work if you can get it. Consistently have one of the highest payrolls in the league, lose every year anyway through total institutional ineptitude, and keep your job anyway because Yankee management and fans are forever living in the past.

look down

now you look up

thats right

your cock just got smoked

>>150094703
Ah geez not again

gm

Fuck his azz boh

>>150094703
Erm this doesn’t look like official 4chan spacing.

Less than 50 games remain in the season

>>150095316
thank god

>>150095366
Based offs eason is coming bros

>>150095390
I can haz stovie? :)

anyone else not gonna watch the postseason? im just not watching it is all. i know. I KNOW. im just not gonna watch

>>150095404
See you in the gamethreads shitpostie o7

>>150095414
oh i'll be in the threads. just not watching is all

Interesting framing of his shirt's text....

doyers

Has there ever been a Jomboy breakdown of Recker?

>>150095483
The Recka zz tho chronicles

>>150094880
It's 4am

>>150095667
Sure is

>>150095751
Actually you're allowed to turn the coffee on.

>>150095432
come with me if you want a brazilian butt lift

>>150094880
mornin'

max muncy

>>150095907
Why this unc look like lord of the rings tho

what will be the doyerpacos excuse when they get BTFO tonight?

>>150096000
Checked

one specific poster is going to save this entire genny
gm

my jaysies :)

>Alek Manoah comes back at the end of the year and blows the blue jays post season hopes
no it couldn’t possibly… could it?

Jersey needs a baseball team

>>150095432
Come with me if you want to Jizz

>>150096200
doubt it. recker mindfucked manoah.

>>150096226
That’s my point it’d be so funny it’s been like 2 years since he’s pitched in mlb

baseball? what’s the point

It’s tomato season Pepefrens. I ate like three whole heirloom tomatoes yesterday making tomato sammiches on tasty Portuguese bread.

>>150096399
to score more runs than your opponent
ex. jays scored 11 runs. the yankees scored 9 runs. therefore, the jays defeated new york 9-11

>>150093635
Yeah I got you

Yankees OWN Hogan Shitbert and Dirty Yates

OWN

>>150096429
Oy vey

He fuckin PWN3D you mate

w00t!

they should have scrapped the all star break this year so my jankees could keep winning. fucking bullshit.

more like the poo york stinkees lol

>>150096463
We’ll sweep a team this week and forget Miami ever happened

>>150096205
but they have 3 tho desu

That's how you end a piece of shit nigga’s career

>Jays home run leader George Springer suffered a concussion on July 28 when he was hit in the head by a Kade Strowd fastball in the ninth inning of an 11-4 loss in Baltimore. He took batting practice Friday and Saturday, and the Jays hope to activate him during a three-game road series against the Colorado Rockies that begins Monday night.
be afraid

>>150096505
Bird on bird violence

>>150096415
My dad likes to slice a tomato up and put some cottage cheese on top with some salt and pepper.

/mlb/ should thank Kade Strowd for almost murdering that Astros cheater and ending his career indefinitely.

>the last DH free major league in the world, Japan's Central League, is introducing the designated hitter starting in the 2027 season
Unironically the end of an era. Understandable but still kinda sad.

Oh shit we finna gonna take em out 2 teh lol game??

>>150096533
As we pass the baton to the plugged ass era

Rolling to see how many more games the Yankees lose in a row.

>>150096533
It’s pretty sad honestly. Pitchers having to bat was sovl. Why didn’t pitchers just try to get good at hitting too? If it was up to me I’d remove the DH from the AL and NL.

Shieeeet nigga

Mococo poster is originally a Doyerpaco.

>key player goes down
>seasons over
Jaykees when?

Take me out to teh lawl gaem

>>150096529
Based pops. I don’t like cottage cheese, I put mayo or evoo and some kosher salt. Literally one of the most underrated sandwiches.

ARE YOU KIDDING??????
its FUCKING OVER FOR MY YANKEES
27… it was gonna be 28…

Philthies kek

>Concussions disrupt the brain's structural and functional integrity, leading to physical deficits critical to baseball performance. Impact to the head can impair coordination, reaction time, balance, and visuospatial processing, all of which are essential for hitting, fielding, and pitching.

>Studies on sport-related concussions demonstrate slowed information processing, impaired oculomotor function, and variability in gait and coordination under divided attention. Damage to vestibular networks can hinder dynamic balance, while disruptions in the brain's visual pathways affect pitch tracking and ball contact quality.

>Concussed players exhibited lower pre-event hard contact rates and higher soft contact rates compared to controls (P < 0.01 and P = 0.02, respectively), suggesting lingering deficits in coordination and bat speed prior to injury

get pwn3d BITCH

Good morning bluecubiners nation.

>>150096556
The problem is we've reached a level of player development that pitchers are essentially specialized fairly early into a distinct species of player. It was one thing to bat when guys were throwing 80 mph but now they gotta throw 100, and hitters have to be able to hit that 100. Don't want your already increasingly fragile arms getting tired having to hit or getting beaned by the other guy.

>>150096681
everyone point and laugh at this guy who thinks concussions are real. walk it off and get back out there

>>150096709
Shut up faggot.
>watching japball
I laff every tiem

>>150096630
You got sissified by a fish dog. A fucking fish.

>>150096731
shut up jankee fag

>>150096707
gm

>>150096744
Nah,

>Jays suck, lemme watch Hokkaido 9 innings
laffable, embarrassing, fair weather

>>150096743
Hottest team in baybawl. + the bounce back is coming when we sweep either of texASS teams

>>150096429
To what end?
>to win the World Series
There’s a new one each year; seems rather meaningless. Nothing is really affected, nothing is changed.

cashman.. you were supposed to win the deadline for us..

>BASE-BALL, yeah
>what is it good for?
>Absolutely Nothing

>>150094703
I got semenslurp'd...

>>150096205
You have the Somerset Patriots.

>>150094108
It's load management because the meta depreciated the value of soft contact. In the playoffs I frankly do not give a shit, have 9 guys throw an inning each if you have to. The Skenes example is lame but also Pittsburgh is buried in the standings and no reason to stress your only draw and potential generational arm/trade chip.

>>150096533
NOOOOOOOOO
Pitchers may suck as hitters but it brought a ton of great small ball.. bunts, hit and runs, etc. And when a pitcher smashed a double/HR it felt incredible. I don't even care that these guys suck as hitters just teach them how to run/slide so they wouldn't get injured on the basepaths. Fuck the DH if you can't field you pinch hit fat fuck.

>>150096518
>>150096523
SOVL

>>150096709
Literally just bunt. Put speedy contact guys or solid OBP guys with no pop in the 7/8 spot and manufacture some runs. So much of the finesse/strategy of the game is dying because of muh homers and muh Ks.

>>150096709
This. If pitchers hit today they’d all be leaving the bat on their shoulder and taking the K

Who is your favorite team and why is it the Seattle Mariners?

>>150096910
Patkees mentioned

>>150096093
yw

>Game 2 of the ALCS
>Tigers start Jack Flaherty
>Against the Yankees

bluecubiners

>>150093798
the racist angels anon got banned

gm seasnek nation

>>150097122
I promise you chikaner will be back, he's been doing this for years.

Advanced sign stealing by Groosham mindFUCKED Muñoz

https://youtu.be/5BpRJYVxzgo?si=BT93sbzL2MyC8foI

>>150097138
GM sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya

Stupid Poodres, give back Mococo to the Dodgers.

Fun times to be had at Camp Steinbrenner...

>>150097187
we’re <5 years away from dodgers stadium putting AI sex bots on the jumbotron in between innings. kino kino kino

What a nice lead, surely the memes won that ballgame?

Swimming in it lol

Ms nation gon give it to ya

>>150097201
did she... punish the raynkees fish because of the marlin's humiliation :O

kek yabks

This shit was pure soul and kino
What went wrong with the rest of these special event games?

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel

>>150097255
No, Raynkees until they stop paying rent, but in my opinion, it's one of the more easygoing AL East rivalries. On to the rags. 28 within the next 100 years.

anyone else put potato chip in their sandwiches?

doylers

>>150097024
They almost always beat my Fisher Cats

>>150097329
Whomst'ves ever wins; we win

It's Monday and Marcus Strowman is still a free agent.

We need to start hurling dildos at MLB games.

>>150097377
Honestly, I'm terrified.

>>150097431
My M's have no trouble dismantling ace starters but good lord is that Tetas bullpen nasty. Coulombe embarrassed the lineup, Curvelo also a problem.
Ah well but you have Judge back today right?

>>150097406
PFMP

>>150097406
It used to be totally normal to throw shit, and lots of it, on the field when the hell did that stop?

>>150096990
they’re just the best!

>>150097335
I put some kettle cooked sour cream and onion chips on scrambled eggs and it was really good. chips on tuna or chicken salad is also delicious.

>>150097462
>>150097462
>>150097462
Bros it finally happened

Remember when Boone said Luis Gil would be lik a "trade deadline add"

>>150097486
was the mink man there?

>>150097486
Wow, both former new york giants have met for the first time.

>>150097335
>>150097478
I put them on potato salad sandwiches because I am not afraid of carbohydrates.

>>150097486
kek

>>150097465
Yes, but I think he's DHing.

The M's seethe started early today huh? You guys realize they don't play today right?

>>150097143
>>150097122
Angels anon was innocent.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077607

kek
lmao even

>>150097601
This is not a significant problem other than bumping Stanton off DH right?
>>150097645
They have a bad couple weeks and the sky is falling haha.

What are the chances that the Yankees miss the playoffs and Girardi fired?

>>150097650
they wont miss the playoffs, but they will get heemed during by a lower winning team

Is the 27 Yankees titles equal to the 24 Canadiens titles?

>>150097648
I think I'd rather have Judge in that spot. Don't want to risk Stanton getting hurt.

>>150097616
Bless the ebony posting angelsGOD!!

>>150097673
>does 27 = 24
lemme get back 2 u

>>150097673
not familiar with hockey, did the canadiens buy up all of the best players and leave their competitors with only 1 or 2 good players each in order to win those titles?

>>150097406
this except pocket pussies instead

>>150090585
little tokyo my beloved

sneaky baybaw thread on /ck/
>>>/ck/21510737

>>150097874
Youcanputitonthescwarbbbb..yes!

Come home to Chavez Ravine where you belong Moco-chan.

Rangers about to hilariously pull a 2010 ALCS over the Yankees this week. Praying for the continuous freefall.

the mad lads finally did it

my dad has a collection of reproduced Cleveland Browns AAFC/NFL Championship rings (eight rings from 1948-1964) and I never thought much of it. But I think of him every time I see Yanks, or Yank trolls, post "27".

Is the team that sad that you have to resort to ancient glory?

>>150098120
We Wuz Kangs n sheeit

>>150098120
I'm convinced that social media is a huge part of the reason why no New York team has won a championship since 2009. Most players today are mental midgets who can't handle the pressure of playing in that town and it shows up in the fact that no mercs go to play in New York.

Just got my tickets

>>150098151
Kino giveaway choice against the Dads, will definitely be lots of fights

>>150098151
This counts as ICE appreciation too btw.

I’m done with the Yankees and baseball in general now. It’s the Jets year this year.

>>150098225
ALL OF NY SUCKS

>>150098151
>law enforcement appreciation
such autistic wording.

>>150098200
And IRS agents.

While you were all seething at my 27-time World Series champions (28 soon) I was finishing my bio assignment.

I saw Raffy Taffy do it his way against the Hilltop Hobos yesterday. How's the NL enjoying Rafael Devers?

I've always hated Nathan Eovaldi.

>>150098151
Looks like I'll be coming back for another hat.

>>150098391
Looks worse than Instagram shop slop. Go on Etsy and get a custom for 1/3 of the price.

>>150098321
Also just finished my bio assignment (huge stinky shit)

>>150098225
>Jest
Yanktriots won that handegg game

god, i wish bauer was on the dodgers last year. imagine him and garret cole just start fighting in the world series

>No Singles policy on Dodgers Second Date Night theme ticket
I am going to throw a firecracker at Ohtani

Is Ohtani Christian? Signs point to "yes".

>>150098151
based... BASED!!!

>>150098303
Pay your taxes.
>>150098336
Shoku Kluxklantani.... so what they say about based and redpilled LA is true...

>>150098543
Thanks for Fermin bro enjoy Kolek and Berger

ban test

What happens when an unstoppable doggiedoo ‘em meets an immovable stankeedoo ‘em?

>>150098225
>fields already hurt
kek new york sucks

>>150098575
mooooooods

jays

leaf 'em jays!

dodge 'em, dodgers. dodge a WS win

Dead thread dead sport. Football mogs

>>150098872
Football is gayer than basketball
t. Cbing chong

>>150098872
Football is too black for me nowadays with all the black QBs the league is trying to force and the shitty rap half time shows in recent times. It's unwatchable.

>>150098872
asian baddies dgaf about apecollide

>>150098899
Lmao mexicans are so fragile

>>150098902
>random kpop group paid to perform in a ballpark
>omg they like baseball they are just like me
lmao

the only Cal R. Were allowed to watch in this house is Cal Ripken
Oh boy! I hate Cal Raleigh!

Btw Iron is on the MLB Network.

>>150098902
Based Ching Chongs picking the correct California team.

>>150099009
I think dey bannin avatarfagging

>>150098935
THEY DO
t. KPOP HATER

The Red Sox are the first team to clinch the wildcard this year.

A new report has been released. When the Red Sox have a man at second base, their odds of winning jump to 100%.

>>150099062
The baubau padre guy?

NESN says the Yankees have 27 championships but the Red Sox will be the first to go on a deci-nonuple world title streak to tie and beat the record.

>>150099130
unless there's something I'm not seeing that's what it looks like. I pretended to be houspie once (avatarfagging with that anime girl) and I got banned instantaneously

doyerjannie mindFUCKED anaelsfag and poodrepaco

>>150099159
extremely based

>>150099169
grim

I got a one day ban for trolling. wtf is that even? half the posts in any given thread are troll posts.

I expected the Yanks to be a bottom-five team in the pennant race. How are they still second only behind Detroit? Baseball HAS to be fixed…right? Is it the AL? I need answers.

>>150099169
hey i like angels

Based jannies banning these polfags

I'm glad they banned the black girl coomspammer. That has no place in sports

>>150099223
yeah, for all of a week or what not until they go back to ignoring shit for a month plus.

thinkin bout bassball again

>>150099223
pol libfags*

>>150099297
3 more hours.... why does mr. manfred deny us our medicine?

I like watching the dodgers

>>150099309
magnets..

>>150099169
the anaelsfag got banned for posting webms of black female asses, he wasn't the /pol/shitter

>>150099309
It's Monday. Go outside.

>>150099349
I'm outside right now.

>>150099355
Racist POS. Not cool!

>wind blowing in again
What’s the point of any of this?

my humble demon won the deadline

Thoughts on the new fit?

>>150099621
Do flyovers really?

>>150099621
Yanktriots won that ballgame

>>150099621
based Kenosha chad

Why'd it have to be the Phillies and Astros the getting all the loot from the Twins firesale? The Phillies basically got Duran for free

>SIGNED: The Yankees have signed veteran RHP Kenta Maeda to a minor league contract.

>Maeda posted a 7.88 ERA in 7 games with Detroit this season.
Yankees just signed the next Ohtani.

>>150099833
No, we got back Masahiro Tanaka.

>>150099833
Ay dis kids gonna be da next Tanaka

>>150099842
His stuff seems consistently good. https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/kenta-maeda-628317

I wonder what the surgeons gonna do with him.

>>150099833
A veteran righty could actually anchor the rotation and provide some better coverage than Schlitt/Warren.

can the brewers piss off the those cheating bastards I’m sick of those sons of bitches

Brewers are scumfucks and they suck dick!

Its leaked!

>>150099833
WE NEED HIM BACK

-DODGERS

>>150100012
Snooze ya loose. Stroman still need a job tho.

dodgers are gonna get swept by the shartinals kek

>>150099939
>infinity symbol for ERA
Literal Whos

>>150100011
>yankeelytic slop lineup
I see the Yankees are already losing!

>>150100011
>still not judge
oh yeah it's more over than you can possibly imagine

>>150100106
>peoplewhodidnothingwrong.jpg

>>150100106
Where's Ohtani? Who's the umpire?

>>150100134
on the screen, Pat Hoberg

>>150100106
Prime Boston trolley dodgers fantasy lineup just dropped. Shoeless Joe Jackson in the outfield!

that funky muncy

>>150100011
Is Judge really going to need Timmy Toms surgery?

CJ Abrams moves like a glitch in the Matrix while Lindor’s reputation ages like milk. One’s rewriting the shortstop manual, the other’s still riding the Jeter cosplay tour bus. #NLshortstop #CJAscension

>>150090511 (OP)
I thought those were 27 brains on cte

that smelly paco

Everybody at the stadium always talkin’ ‘bout some “CJ Abrams ain’t like that, CJ Abrams can’t hang with Lindor,” bro SHUT THE HELL UP. You don’t KNOW CJ like that. My boy glides like he’s late to a heist. CJ been out here erasing leads, snatching bases, rewriting Statcast algorithms—and y’all still talking like Lindor invented shortstop? Miss me with that nostalgia juice. Y’all ain’t seen CJ flip momentum with a bunt that breaks time. The dude’s so fast his shadow gotta catch up in the 8th inning. He been cooking NL rotations since Lindor was still living off Tribe highlights. Every time he robs a double in the gap, a Mets fan loses one memory of the ’86 team. If I catch another clown sweet-talking Lindor like CJ ain’t the problem—I’m printing out your FanGraphs password and revoking it. Y’all don’t want that WAR smoke.

>>150100183
Amputation

What did you just say about CJ Abrams, you stat-blind clown? I’ll have you know he leads the NL in chaos energy, and he’s personally been involved in hundreds of base-stealing operations against top-tier arms. He’s trained in predictive fielding algorithms and is the deadliest weapon on cleats in the entire National League. You are nothing to him but just another fielder flinching in his rearview. He will dismantle your Lindor takes with a level of precision and momentum-shifting terror that hasn’t been seen since Deion played both sports. As we speak, he’s probably teleporting into scoring position while your WAR model crashes trying to explain it. If you think you can just drop “Lindor > Abrams” in a thread and walk away? Think again. The second you hit send, every stolen base Abrams ever logged gets beamed into your stat history and your credibility vanishes into a puddle of nostalgia tears. He’s got seven hundred ways to turn a routine grounder into a soul theft, and that’s just using sprint speed and vibes. Next time, hold your tongue—or prepare to drown in CJ’s highlight reel, one absurd stat at a time.

Abrams is good but he fucking sucks at SS

>>150100183
No, but I hate that he will DH the rest of the season. We’re dead in the water without Stanton’s bat. Hopefully they can figure it out. Also, its safe to say we're not hitting that .607 Win%.

>>150100011
is this lineup built for the world series?

>>150100011
I should watch Raw instead, but I won't.

I can't wait for baseball to start so I can have it on while I grind KH1

Fuckers in the genny telling me, always in mlb
"CJ ain't 'bout this, CJ ain't 'bout that"
My boy a SS on fucking Rumble Ponies and them
He, he, they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
Shut the fuck up
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about
"CJ ain't no hitter
CJ ain't this
CJ a fake"
Shut the fuck up
Y'all don't watch that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with spider tack
Shootin' at manfred and shit
Nigga been top of the lineup since fuckin' I don't know when
Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about CJ
I'm fucking beatin' they ass
I'm not fucking playin' no more
Y'all know them niggas roll with Lil Recker and them

>>150100307
>>150100289

>>150100289
>that zoom in on the dumper
tasteful

>>150100364
Kek

>>150100364
I look like this and I say this

>>150100324
Did you go to Summerslam at Metlife?

>>150100011
Surely not even the Yanks could lose against the anemic looking Rags... right?

>your “””ace’s””” names rhyme with Fausman
Grim

Houston knows what they do

https://youtu.be/iWIZ9TUvDfA?si=rXG1_nU3tqUtcwIS

>NPB's Central League, which was the last league in the world that had pitchers hit, has officially announced that they will adopt the Designated Hitter in 2027.
Pitchers will never hit again

>>150100394
No, I did not.

>>150098561
>Pay your taxes.
Fund a genocide. Fund two. Fund your own replacement. The Catholic Church is tax-exempt. Scientology is tax-exempt. Elon Musk’s companies are funded with taxpayer money. Bill Gates’ companies are funded with taxpayer money. You expect me to fund them? You want me to fund Peter Thiel’s American citizen database?

Pay my taxes!? You might as well be telling to fund absolute evil.

>>150100427
>HOUSTONSISSIES...THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US...

>>150100433
Trash.

>>150100439
You will pay for Israel's national healthcare and you will like it

>>150100439
>Fund a genocide.
wtf, when did they start spending money on things I voted for

If ‘22 Batting Title Jeff McNielf is considered Prime Jeff McNiel, who's Prime Francisco Lindor?

>>150100504
His 2018 season is by far his best. Maybe 2023?

>>150100504
McNeil *

>>150100504
McNeil isn't honestly that good, I don't think he's hit his prime yet. He's kind of overall consistent though.

Kenta Maeda will surely save the Yankees.

>>150100208
You muat be thinking of the posters itt

today, we all root for da feesh

For /nu/ we can go here >>150076198 for 9 posts and then go here >>150090513 for 23 posts

tigies

I don’t want them to but I have a feeling the cubs are going to get raped tonight

>>150100789
An astute observation anon

HARPER!

Oviedo is dogshit 31 pitches already and its top of the first

>>150100798
Reds are playing well and they has a hard throwing lefty on the bump. Only advantage is the wind is blowin in

>>150100708
sensible

WHERE IS NU AT

NU BALANCE

BY OHTANI

500

500

>>150100875
>>150100708

You guys are so dog shit at baking and I don't want to do it

nu in a few

>>150100962
It’s literally because of the Dodger fans lol. Muncyspammer making threads early and doyerjanny nuking old threads

nu

>>150100999
>>150100999
>>150100999

nu