>Tottenham are interested in signing Real Madrid and Brazil winger Rodrygo, 24, as a replacement for their South Korean forward Son Heung-min, 33. (AS - in Spanish), external

Manchester United are ready to match Newcastle's opening offer for RB Leipzig and Slovenia striker Benjamin Sesko, 22. (Sky Sports Germany), external

>Newcastle are also eyeing a move for Paris St-Germain and Portugal striker Goncalo Ramos, 24, if a deal for Sesko falls through. (Daily Mail), external

Inter Milan are interested in signing former Manchester United and England striker Mason Greenwood, 23, from French club Marseille. (Corriere Dello Sport - in Italian), external

>Paris St-Germain and Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 26, is interested in joining Manchester United. (Teamtalk), external

German side RB Leipzig enquired about English winger Tyrique George, 19, during talks with Chelsea over a move for Dutch midfielder Xavi Simons, 22. (Fabrizio Romano), external

>Saudi Arabian club Al-Hilal are targeting Liverpool and Uruguay forward Darwin Nunez, 26. (Athletic - subscription required), external

Manchester United and Brazil winger Antony, 25, is not interested in a move to Saudi Arabia and wants to join Real Betis, where he was on loan last season. (Sport - in Spanish), external

>Manchester United and Argentina winger Alejandro Garnacho, 21, has given 'total priority' to Chelsea and is waiting for talks to begin over a move. (Fabrizio Romano)

Liverpool is shit lol

Remember Geordie Bastard saying Isak didn't even want to leave a few weeks back.

Cowardly little Jock will probably deny it now, and is still afraid to confront sc*users (censored it as the name causes him to flee in tweeted from the thread). This is why when people say United they think of Manchester not Newcastle. A pathetic, weak, cowardly people with no culture

>>150091023
Still won infinite more trophies than arteta

>>150091023
Yeah we fumbled the striker situation and we desperately need a centre back. Honestly this window has been borderline disastrous for us, fuck knows what they're doing. Losing Diaz and Jota without replacements is going to kill us.

>>150091157
I remember him, he said he was a qpr neutral at first but I cleverly saw behind the ruse

hope boris johnson takes over from richard masters

>>150091157
geordie (scotch) bastard*

Reminder that geordies are so detached from england that they go on big days out to Edinburgh rather than London or Manchester

MUHAMMAD MOUNT

>Blocks your path

>>150091554

>>150091572

>Gary Neville sit down interview with Daniel Levy

Could not imagine wanting to see something less in my entire life

https://x.com/PolymarketFC/status/1952136666606362964?t=2suL3B9rGThO6bDLTjYBLQ&s=19

KEK

>>150091724
kwab might still get a /mug/ then

>>150091724
Altaylorswift Bayindir's finest goalkeeping moment

>>150091724
What in the actual fuck does the Manchester United "Captain" think he's doing there?

>>150091724
kek why were bruno and ndiaye getting so heated in a friendly

>>150091754
breasts

>>150091811
>>150091811
>>150091811

UNITED ARE BACK!

Mbeumo vs Everton.

0 goals
0 assists
1 baby bump reveal

>>150091724
what the fuck was he trying to do

>>150091845
lad is a /mug/ poster

Does anyone have a webm of the Casemiro slide?

>2-2
Sorry I heard here manu are title contenders, yet they look the same as last season
What changed?

>>150091863
>i heard
the only "people" you heard this from are anonymous frog posters
they will be lucky to get top half

>>150091837
Based. UNITED are champions and ABUsissies are seething.

How many will gyokeres score against united?

>>150091863
Signed £130m of forwards that are 003 and 001 against weak opposition

Fair to say Liverpool are in a relegation battle this season...

>>150091902
B-but HOW?! We just spent £500M in a single window, la'...

>>150091863
bigger wage bill
fewer cleaners and dinner ladies

>>150091902
Lol wtf. Theyre actually wank. I thought you was joking.

>>150091902
>>150091910
>1 minute 1 second

>>150091936
Frfr. Its crazy how everyone fucking hates Liverpool.

>>150091902
Good post.

>>150091902
Even funnier when Konate and Isa go to Madrid on a free next season.

Liverpool and United are both going to accomplish nothing this season. For Liverpool this means 3rd and for Man U 10th.

>>150091957
dave can you relax please

>>150091757
because bruno is a little scumbag who lunged at him from behind off the ball

>>150091963
Sorry if the facts hurt your feelings, VPN Yank.

>>150091962
10th is an accomplishment for Utd though

>>150091985
i'm born and bred murrica dave, not everyone who calls you out for being a schizophrenic loser is on a vpn

>>150091962
Liverpool will be lucky to stay up. They suck.

>>150091997
>I'm born inbred

We know, VPN Yank.

>>150092010
clever riposte dave! you're so great at this. can't wait to watch another 6 hours of you spamming about your BBC fetish and kloppo and the gang

18th October, 2025 - 15:00

LIVERPOOL 0 UNITED 3

>70 million great British pounds

Mbeumo bros we eating good(and often)

>>150092031
>tf
>tp

Nufcbros we lost Luuk de Jong's sweepstakes

>>150092056
i accept your concession. hope the mcdonalds wifi treats you well tonight.

If it wasn't already immediately obvious that Liversissies are deranged, this is the actual pic.

>>150092065
>mentioning mcdonalds out of nowhere

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

>>150092071
nice shop kek

>>150092095
support your local

About to go make a jam sandwich

>>150092071
That’s just before it popped out of his waistband with an elastic twang

>>150092084
yer fat

>>150092102
same to you my friend

>>150092122
>>150092123
Same 2 u my frend

>>150092110
Hey Cole

>>150092123
>>150092136
we don't sign our posts here

>>150092145
Sign your mouth with my balls

>>150092031
The only one talking about a bbc fetish is you brother, need I remind you, the american porn company vixen created both blxcked and blxcked raw, very weird country you have

>>150092172
>need I remind you
no. no you did not

I saw the women win the euros on BBC was good tea bee H

>>150092110
I just made a chorizo sandwich in a ciabatta.

>>150092071
bigger belly than me lmao

Here we GOOO

>>150092172
you seem to have a lot of knowledge of BBC pornographic companies. very telling.

West Ham and Bournemouth are both worse than last season but easily slapped this Everton team.

>>150092262
Corrr

Mbuemo to McDonald’s here we go

>>150092276
Probably a liverpool fan

>>150092312
It's mbeumo

*wins a trophy*

Can see why the ABUs are upset

>>150092110
What jam did you go with m8? Hope it tasted good

>>150092343
Strawberry :)

>>150092262
Post the handshake one?
>>150092346
Patrician choice, a classic masterpiece

>>150092335
Played like shit and still dominated the game today. Everton's 1st goal was offside and the 2nd was an own goal.

>>150092351
Was tasty

>>150092386
Happy to hear it.
>>150092371
I know that’s your opinion but I’m going to have to disagree

>>150092371
Yeah but they hit the post and scored another goal that Beto was needlessly offside for.

>>150092404
As was i :)

>>150092351
Don't have the handshake one

>>150092413
So they didn't score and were offside? That's not bad luck, it's a skill issue.

>>150092371
are we mentioning the phantom penalty?

>>150092429
Glad you are happy we are at Everton’s level. This team will never be good again.

https://x.com/utdcynical/status/1952138636029198372?t=23Ifq4iRd5gJ0aYHZoUhwA&s=19

This whole scene is just comical.

>>150092424
Is that the gay gooners v the kop outs?

>rigging a preseason game against Neverton
lmao

When is the next big INDY BOMBER post?

>>150092652
he just said you a bitch

Fulham are the only Premier League team with a perfect record in preseason. They should get a trophy for that

anyone selling shit player?

I'm going to... United

>>150092832
ur in Bournemouth now Petrovic

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I miss son already

>>150092832
If you joined already you'd have a trophy :D

70 years until Newcastles next

>>150092975
NEWCASTLE UNITED, MUAHAHAHAHHA

>>150093018
>>150092975
>>150092832
Gottem

>>150093065
I'm gonna say the N word

>>150093093
Do it you won’t

>>150092929
fucking kek

Is Cunha injured? Signed 2 months ago and we haven't seen him since

>>150092929
GOATarim

*destroys your knee*

Just did a pistol squat

i bet sanshow is wanking himself to death atm

>Spurs are in the Champions League
completely forgot about this.
It feels like theyre being humoured to be in the CL. Like when a child sees their Dad work on a laptop and they say "I want to work too!" so they get their fisher price laptop and play pretend. Seeing Spurs in the CL reminds me of that.

>>150094058
Yeah but Eintracht Frankfurt/Athletic Bilbao who were battered by Spuds/United are also in the CL

>>150094058
Thomas Frank is a good manager so I could see them getting into the last 16 even though their squad is shit.

that's incredibly cheap damn, dude's still 28yo

>>150092774
When will this pathetic lard just STOP buying every black player in sight? It's comical at this point.

how is this Utd trophy any worse than the CWC trophy chelsea got

both pre-season memes

Can’t wait for the EPL to return lads

Been watching some ManU vids on YouTube and MY GOD. That club is fucked harder than I could ever imagone. Šeško would be absolutely retarded to go there.

>>150094518
we pretend last season never happened

>>150094520
Not talking about lasr season. I know all that. Just general mismanagement. Bum players being paid premium money to sit around. Owners stealing from the club and putting it in debt. Old Trafford falling down on people's heads. It's depressing.

>>150094523
>It's depressing
I disagree

Starting to think this really is Sesko

>>150094532
You're being silly haha...

>>150094532
was thinking about Jurac Kucka but he's a slovak

>>150094534
Sign for Newcastle please Benji then the reds can get Isak, ta x

>>150094540
Isak is going to be my.. I meant his, Benjamin's, striking partner, ya dirty scouser

Some dumb post circulating says that ManU have won the PL every year that a new GTA game has been released. What do you make of this?

>>150094550
That can't be right, we haven't had a new GTA in ages and Man Utd are the biggest team in the world!

>>150092929
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>150094548
Wow that's not very professional Benjamin. Maybe you belong at Manchester United.

>>150094599
Please buy me, I'll be a good lad...

>>150094585
>Neverton

*appears in your path*

>>150094694
I'm not familar with this person

>>150094694
*scores a couple of tap ins in April and makes the world Cup squad*

>>150094585
Bruno questioning his life decisions

>>150094723
In your path?

Isak has reported for training

>>150094843
Shock horror, still going to pool

>>150094843
Liversissies.. it's over

>>150090963 (OP)
People thinking Højlund is our biggest issue and that Šeško or Watkins will fix us.. I genuinely cannot understand you. We have 0 top 4 level midfielders in the squad. None. I don't think Casemiro, Ugarte or Kobbie even start for a Top 6 team. And we don't have a single competent goalkeeper. How will you score goals or win games if you get beaten in midfield by low table physical teams and midtable technical teams. Let alone the big dogs. You really think a striker magically solves this? Did you see what happened to City without Rodri?

I really like Šeško but really? the £70m, 13 Bundesliga goal Striker is your solution to having 0 quality in midfield? Bruno barely works there. He tries but He's being wasted there and he can't keep up with the more physical players. He's not a tempo setter for a team trying to keep the ball. He's always go go go. That's his strength. We saw some nice transitions and build up from him this Pre-season but the second it gets cagey he can't keep up.

I like Mbeumo a lot, I'm happy he's here, but did we really have to spend all that money to force Bruno out of position and hear Amorim complain about the team lacking height after 1 half of him playing? I'm not saying it's his fault. But I saw us trying to use him as a target man for Bayindir a couple of times and.. Bruh..

Would that money not have been better invested on someone like Baleba or Agoumè who'd completely transform our team in and out of possession without shoehorning our best player (Bruno) out of position?

Now we're chasing strikers when we still get bullied by half decent teams, our midfielders can't win duels, can't make passes, can't carry the ball, can't win headers... We literally went and spent all that money and somehow downgraded from McFred.

>Liverpool have officially announced the signing of Will Wright from Salford City

#ARSNUB

>>150094888
Then there's Onana and Bayindir. Completely unreliable clowns who will absolutely lose us hard fought games in the blink of an eye because they're simply not good enough and have multiple mistakes in them every single game.

This is not an overreaction from a Pre-season friendly. I've literally said it from the beginning of this window and I'll keep saying it. A goalkeeper and a midfielder are much higher priority signings than a striker. I hope Amorim and the higher ups see this before it's too late. Imagine that Ugarte performance against Arsenal or Chelsea or Liverpool. We'd be humiliated. Kobbie is not ready I'm sorry. He doesn't fit a 2 man midfield, and he hasn't progressed his game since his first season. Casemiro is halfway into the retirement home. Ugarte was a huge mistake and I'll never forget INEOS financing PSG's move for Neves by helping them offload him for the exact weaknesses we're now all complaining about. It really makes no sense that so many fans and people at the club, decision makers themselves are still prioritising a striker. I genuinely feel this is the crossroad that might make or break Amorim's United tenure. Not fixing the midfield issue and goalkeeper issue this season might get him sacked before he gets to it.

Forcing Bruno to Saudi would have maybe been for the best.

>>150094888
based redcafe poster

>>150094894
No need for racism mark

aaaaarsenal aaaaarsenal aaaaaarsenal

>>150094843
the players have the day off today so he is surely just there for talks

>>150094694
Agree. The crazy thing is United already had A LOT of options for the 2x 10 positions with Bruno, Amad, Mainoo, garnacho, Mount and Zirkzee. why sign 2 more when your CM, striker, and goalie are championship tier

>>150094916
trophy dodgers

what do you lads reckon then CL patch + font or nah

>>150095189
or not get a patch
idk what people usually get i've literally never noticed
also is the authentic better than the replica considering my needs? (slobbing about)

>Fulham legend Aboubakar Kamara and Everton cult hero Andros Townsend have signed for Kanchanaburi Power F.C

Here We Go - I have officially has signed a red bull cannette from the local shop for an estimated £1.25 fee paid up front

>>150095189
Premier patch

>>150095410
FLEECED

>you have to earn the right to train with us
but he's said he wants to leave, he doesn't want to train with you eddie so what now

>>150095670
its pr work lad, 'we had to sell him hes unwilling to train, fractured the dressing room'

I would also want to leave if it meant I wouldnt have to live in poocastle

todd does it again

>>150094920
Talks like
>"What the fuck are you playing at"

>>150095783
great signing for Burnley

>>150095783
Too old for ol' Todd to keep around

>tyler dibling to everton for 35m
>nyr 100m to United

>>150095884
>nyr Brighton valuing Ferguson at £100m
Could have cashed in and conned someone (probably United)

>Antony has rejected offers from Saudi, Italy, and Germany. He made it clear to United's management that he only wants Betis. He has direct contact with Betis officials who encourage him to continue this strategy. Betis will wait until the end to try to secure another loan with no obligation
such a retarded move if true

>>150095783
He can't keep getting away with it

>>150095600
can't get that without the premier league font and i don't think the black looks good on a kit that is otherwise maroon and gold
compared to the colour of the arsenal font it's shit. prefer the actual font though

>>150095926
He was good for betis no?

>>150095969
yeah but manure are holding all the cards here. Also, world cup year

Are forest the most unlikeable fanbase in the country?

>david luiz to cyprus league for no reason at all, contracted till he's 40yo

>>150095991
Arsenal exist

>manure are holding all the cards
>either he gets the move he wants or they'll have to continue paying him £250,000 great british pounds every week for the next 2 years

Wirtz is the same age as Bellingham but has none of the achievements

>>150095991
Not unless Scousers have started supporting them

Why did I think Arne's tricky reds kicked off at 2? What am I supposed to do for the next 4 hours?

>>150096034
>Bellingham
>achievements
Wirtz won the Bundesliga at least

so which one is the real time

>>150096061
2 games. 1 is infront of fans 1 is behind closed doors.

>>150096056
Bellingham won the Champion's League

>>150096065
Wirtz won motm for a tap in in the Suzuki Honda friendly tournament so...

>>150096068
He was also Bundesliga player of the year in the season he went unbeaten.

>>150096075
Bit sad he's given up league titles and CLs for a bigger pay packet at Liverpool then

>>150096086
You do realise Liverpool won the league 3 months ago right?

>>150096061
>>150096063
1 game for the people, 1 game for any opposition managers interested in buying surplus Liverpool players at reasonable prices

>>150091541
Edinburgh is objectively a better city than both London and Manchester

>TV companies pandering to the irrelevant 14
Sickening

Arne slot is pushing out Allison guys

>£90m for Nunez
There's levels to this game

>>150096237
>Anri slotishvili
Based

>>150096263
Anri Okita rather.

Hughes and Edwards could sell sand to a camel

>>150096247
reasonable

>>150096099
Won**

>>150096349
What's the ABL cope for this one? I can't keep up. I know the last one was MUH COVID despite being 25 points ahead at one point.

>>150096195
Shows that Man United is the biggest club. They played way less games than Liverpool and Arsenal but still got shown 28 times.

Why is there no loan/sale-buzz for Bergvall from Tottenham? He went from first choice for Ange in his last months to being 6 choice for frank, surely some championship team could use him?

>>150096355
Liverpool factually only winning in the years every other team was severely weakened

>>150096356
they all played 38 games retard

Remember that Liverpool are doping cheaters too. Herr Kloppo claimed all of his players were asthmatic so they could recieve performance enhancers.

norwich away kit for the new season LEAKED
don't know if i'm happy about it or not. i suppose it's still fairly unique and dark green is actually my favourite colour. i'm just not that keen on the pattern. but, it's still very career modeable i'd say and combined with their excellent, simple home kit they will surely be my first choice championship career mode club in the upcoming fifa (barring of course a shock like blackburn rovers' incredibly nice dark green third kit being included in the game, which is rare for the championship).

>>150096370
Small club mentality. Man United is just bigger.

>>150096367
OK fair enough, is the league sufficiently strong this year or will this be another asterisk season, in your opinion?

>>150096384
Transfer Window hasn't ended yet

>>150096374
>Remember that Liverpool are doping cheaters too.
Pretty sure that's Man U m8

>>150096357
in the 10 maddison and deki but both are injured
in the 6 bentancur and palhinha
in the 8 bergvall and sarr
then gray who is behind the rest, and bissouma who is on his way out
dunno where you get the idea he is 6th choice from he is either 1st or 2nd

Lets not pretend every single club isn’t pumping their players full of steroids

>>150096378
norwich will never be cool because it sounds too much like porridge

>>150096367
There is nothing wrong with that. You need to get 80+ points and hope that Man City is having an off season and you are likely to be the Premier league winner. If one of those things doesn't happen then you lose.

>>150096405
sounds a bit like courage too though

>>150096405
they're also non-league and nobody cares about non-league

>told both clubs he only wants to play for them
kek this fucker knows how desperate they both are and wants to milk them dry

>>150096431
He's going to finish this transfer window looking like a real cunt, lol

>22 of Liverpoo's 35 man squad is deemed "asthmatic"

STAY HUMBLE EH xD

>>150096411
So liverpool accept theyre not the best team and can only win when the actual best team is having a bad season.

Mo Salah is on PEDs btw. He maintains muscle mass and a single digit bodyfat percentage year round.

Anyone who knows what theyre talking about knows hes a drug cheat.

>>150096443
Mersey air innit?

>>150096443
Proper dirty cheating cunta aren't they

>>150096458
I posted him on /fit/ and everyone universally said he was 100% on PEDs. Too lean and muscular for the amount of cardio he does.

>>150096449
I would say that applies to every team in the Premier league except Man City. Also don't forget that the PL title is awarded the best team that season (which Liverpool obviously was last season). Would they have beaten a normal season Man City? No way.

>>150096500
Must be true then

I get the feeling Newcastle will get me because Man United are too broke, lol

>>150096431
why do you think Berta noped Arsenal out of this circus as soon as he took over lol

>>150096458
NOOOO LA HE JUST HAS NATURAL PED GUT LA EVERYONE IS ON PEDS ANYWAY LA REMEMBER ILLSBRUH LA

>>150096378
>folded arms over a kit reveal
just shit body language as well

>>150094888
No one in that midfield could get in at Newcastle or Villa either.

>>150096500
>Too lean and muscular for the amount of cardio he does
>Too lean
>amount of cardio

>>150096551
Newcastle already bought a goalkeeper Jan

>>150096580
100 % he is just doing what the photographer tells him to do

EXCL: Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall to Everton, here we go! Permanent deal agreed with Chelsea and player side.

Understand fee is worth £25m fixed plus add-ons up to £28/29m total package.

KDH, Ugochukwu and Chukwuemeka are all leaving Chelsea on permanent deal.

>>150096668
How much did chelsea buy him for

>>150096674
>On 2 July 2024, Dewsbury-Hall joined club Chelsea for a reported fee of £30 million.

>>150096604
>and muscular
Learn to read you faggot brained retard Liverpool customer.

Have any of the most expensive strikers signed in the Premier league been worth it? Excluding Isak and the players who haven’t been around for a full season it doesn’t look like it.

>>150096613
>nah imma do dis
don't think so sven

>>150096458
>>150096500
NOOOOOO LAAAAAAA THIS CANT BE TRUE!!!!

>>150096686
auba was pretty good value

>>150096685
>too lean
>cardio
not surprised a room dweller such as yourself didn't understand this concept

>>150096686
I'm hoping Solanke has a resurgence under Frank. The guy became invisible under Ange. Was a shadow of his Bournemouth self.

>>150096686
obama was good for arse tbf and I'm an ABU but lukaku was decent for utd when mou got them second in the league then moved to inter for not much less than they bought him for

>>150096431
Maybe he actually said he only wants to sign for United and both clubs took that to mean themselves.

>>150096686
Auba was definitely worth it imo. He was banging in goals every other game until his last season, wasn't he?

>Hey this guy is running around all day, how is he staying so lean?
kek that's what a previous anon was on about it's still giving me a chuckle

>>150096686
mad how we have to pretend Pep is penny pinching because his expensive striker was bought 6 months ago

>>150096686
>havertz makes the list twice
just needs another try somewhere else I'm thinking a £60m move to man u would unlock him

>>150096700
Came in January, 2.5 good seasons, 1.5 bad seasons, forced his way out for free. He was elite until he signed da ting though.

>>150096580
it's a leak so it's probably the only image they got from whatever source

>>150096686
At the very least I think we can all agree the success rate is atrocious

>>150096751
>forced his way out for free

lol, they bombed him out you cretin

>>150096686
nunez was worth it, 2 decent seasons then a bit part role last season before selling him for £90m to saudi and making a profit

>[Dharmesh Sheth]Man Utd expected to make formal Sesko offer
it's over

>>150096791
I’ve seen 55+ addons, where are you getting 90m?

>>150096791
There is no way anyone buys him for £90m. A good deal would be half that price.

>>150096801
>>150096806
Liverpool ITK

>>150096686
Ekitike is €95M

>>150096814
kys

>>150096876
brilliant post, well thought out, should be proud of yourself, having a great afternoon no doubt

>>150096814
Fake news!

I don't think I've seen a club get rejected more than Liverpool have in my lifetime. This window has been a catastrophe for them, completely abysmal. Trent, jota, diaz etc wanting out (or dying). They have no pull either. Zubimendi basically told them to fuck off, isak has no interest in them and so on. Probably the worst window of any of the "big 6".

>>150096948
They've had to resort to paying WAY more than any other club is willing for mid bundes players :(

Its looking like Man United might actually get Donnarumma...

>>150096897
Suck my dick vpn nigger

Yeah it is over liverpool is going under, no money, no good players, it is really telling when ekitike is your best player :(((

the first lot of reds

>>150097170
fascinating keep us updated on who is having a kick around at the local park or whatever

>>150097179
Athletic Club:
13- Padilla
2- Gorosabel
24- Prados
4- De Luis
15- I. Lekue
30- Rego
6- Vesga
33- Nico Serrano
20- Unai G.
7- Berenguer
12- Guruzeta

>>150097108
we don't sign our posts here

>>150097211
make a match thread no one cares

>>150097170
ABLs are going to be raging when we sell Lucky, Laffey and the other 5 dwarfs to Brentford for 30 million a pop in a few years

>Always remember Coutinho's transfer being £109m
>Apparently it was always £142m
>Darwin was Liverpool's most expensive buy of all time (pre-Wirtz and Ekitike) at £85m
>Apparently it was always £64m
Why is it like this with Liverpool but never anyone else? Is lying in their DNA?

>>150097170
Arne playing 4d chess by telling the board we have no defenders

>>150097108
Absolutely based, cancer leaf is in tears over this

dave spamming the transfer thread 16 hours a day but has somehow never heard of add-ons

>>150097240
It's going to be grim viewing looking at this ABL mental illness descend to new levels of degeneration this season

>>150097240
Darwin was €75m+25m and is confirmed to have achieved the addons. What you are experiencing is people quoting the full value of some deals like Coutinho, while quoting the minimum or partial value of other deals, even if the other payments have now been made like Nunez.

>>150097225
>Laffey
https://youtu.be/luEyPmNhcuQ?feature=shared&utm_source=MTQxZ Did he get hired to drive the team bus?

>>150097170
This is one shit liverpool team lmao
Who the fuck is woodman

>>150097315
He's better than Onana

>>150097315
It's me. I have a massive wood

Our Abs on the LFC youtube x

>>150097358
Only one?

Is say abs is a massive WOULD!

>>150097327
Who isnt?

>>150097396
Bayindir

i love /trans/ lads

x

>>150097279
>Darwin was €75m+25m and is confirmed to have achieved the addons.

not true, was well reported he didnt get any starts towards the end of the season because he as about to activate an add on

>>150097430
Benfica made the clauses public at the time of signing. It’s easy to find them.
>10 apps £4.3m
>60 apps £8.5m
>Team performance £8.5m
No point in arguing this, it won’t change the accounts.

>Watford FC diversity officer screamed 'Go back to your country, you bloody Indians' as she brawled with railway staff

where are the TRANSferes?

>>150097484
seems like you would have given a link to these easy to find add ons that you decided to type out yourself instead

>>150097498
Basado

seriously
Not even ratcliff with united

>>150097424
look at this size of this cow (complimentary)

stream?

>>150097515
Would be based but she's not even from here herself

>>150091670
He pulls an Elon right infront of him.

You'll Never Speed Alone la x

>>150097542
what does pulling an Elon mean in your country?

>>150091670
I watched the Overlap video and it was just Neville incoherently ranting at Levy who was obviously thinking "oh my god this guys a retard"

>>150097547
It means getting your willy out

damn this is a pure pool b-team

Ok Rio you need to stop this

Ngumoha is an absolute superstar

Dowman could never

>>150097547

go on ngubu

LA REVOLUCION
ABLs in the mud

>>150097570

It will be 40-0 at this rate

so this is when your front three can pass the ball between each other

Can't believe Liverpool only spent £60m and got even better

>liverpool fans celebrating a pre season friendly

Sad cunts

>>150097625
we don't sign our posts here

>>150097625
they are genuinely battling manure for cringiest fanbase
even leafy >>150097629 is going mask off as a customer

>>150097646
just trying to uphold some standards and civility in here

>Man United fans obsessing over Liverpool losing a pre-season friendly
Really sad cunts

>>150097658
we dont sign our posts here

>No goals for 10 minutes
#Slotout

Liverpool look devastating in the transition

Ngumoah looks a star

COME ON BILBO BAGGINS

>look up this rio kid
>lelsea sold him last year
>probably for pennies
KWAB

>>150097679
Devastatingly shit

When is Jota playing?

Man United put SEVEN past this Bilbao team btw AND it wasn't a friendly.

>>150097688
He wasn't sold, he was 15 in Chelsea academy and liverpool offered him a contract once he turned 16.

Chelsea got so assblasted that liverpool scouts are still banned from their youth games

Doak is far better than Ngubu but of course no one will realise it

>paying tribute to Jota at the 20m mark
CRINGE LMAO

>>150097701
Didn't he get mogged by Dexter?

>>150097696
oh yeah I forgot you can't buy under 16s
even bigger KWAB then

Insane that we sold Diaz for £95m when Doak and Ngumoha are both better than him

>>150097705
don't know who that is. Ngubu will burn bright and then become arrogant and won't put in the graft. Doak will work and work and get the job done.

>>150097693
And won a trophy?

>>150097696
Ngumoah said he grew up idolising salah, makes me feel very old

I like to say I'm young at heart heh

>>150097732
We don't sign our posts here

>>150097688
U18s can only sign maximum 2 year deals so this kind of thing happens all the time. It’s why the Dowman hype is stupid, you usually want them to keep a low profile.

>>150097771
Don't worry city will offer his dad a scouting job and give them a free house and car

>>150097777
and a consultancy role worth 10m a year woth Abu Dhabi goat herding plc.

>>150097713
Wut? Bayern paid 75mil€

>>150097792
>listening to Falkenberg

Geordie bastard hiding under the covers as liverpool customers flood the thread

Terrified to confront them

>>150097792
Scousers have convinced themselves that if people believe a fake number then the books update

>>150097796
Who is Falkenberg?

Agree with Abigail Rudkin, that Rio looks like some player

DOAKKKKKK

>ABLs

>>150097792
Diaz cost £105m, keep up m8

I've always supported the Doakmeister

Legitimately insane how Liverpool spent £45m and are now unbeatable

>omg they are obsessed
>bully us haha they must be so mad
*literally no one watching*
>they are seeeething
>hahaha they will never got over this moment
*complete silence*
>its so over for everyone bus us
>whip me harder i need abuse
the indian pretending to be a scouser craves the oppression

another £5m onto Doak's loan fee

Liverpool are SCARY

>nunez 5'
make that a cool hundred milly saudis

>Scoring 3 with a front 3 of Doak, Ngumoha and Nunez
ABLs should genuinely consider suicide. This era is NOT going to be good for them.

>Spend only £35m
>Become the best side to ever exist
How do Liverpool do it lads?

I called it, Darwin redemption arc incoming

>All this cope because they couldn’t get Isak

>couldn't get Isak

>grav(n't)bench
>soBOSSlai
>wlingz
so mcallister is B team now

what is this humiliation ritual?

did you ever think about the term goal
your goal is to score a goal
my goal for next season? goals
goal of goal
goal
just something for the posters of /trans/ to contemplate

>>150098052

>>150098063
George Carlin everybody

>>150098052
playing a behind closed doors game afterwards, Liverpool have done it a few times iirc

>losing on xG
State of liverpoo

Another £15m on the Eliiot price tag

liverpool fans love their new english prospect so much they want to sell him at the earliest convenience

>>150098116
Doak is Scotch

>>150097891
I mean Doak is scottish salah, what is wrong with him
Doak will be a starter in a few years

>>150098116
Harvey Elliott has been at Liverpool longer than captain Poono Penanades and vice-captain Slabby Maguire have been at Man United

>Kone-Doherty
>Stevenson
>Danns
>Pilling
Imagine the seethe when we selling them for £105m

post yfw Klopp squeezes more out of Sesko than Eintracht out of Ekitike
Pool were smart about Hugo, it never became a bidding war

imagine the seethe when a corporation sells an asset to another corporation muahahaha

>>150097704
this is gonna happen all season. he wasn't even a good player who the fuck cares. people die every day. absolute woke nonsense!

Thanks for the memories Arne, but it's time to go

it's ogre, liverpool are finished

>bring on a defender named Lucky
>misfortune befalls his teammates

>>150097658
Cancer leaf has played his hand as an out and out Liverpool customer by not replying to this post with his usual epic catchphrase

Bilbo Baggins FC did not allow themselves to be intimidated by the hostile atmosphere of the Anfield Library

>>150098249
We don't sign our posts here

LMAO

>>150098279
Your mums signed my balls last night.
Sneed.

>>150098287
You do realize this liverpool team is shite on paper, the only good ones are doak, robbo and rio

>>150098294
Rude and unnecessary that mate, apologise this instant.

>>150098249
someone beat me to it, believe me I was pissed

>>150098287
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK. THEY MUST BE GETTING ABSOLUTELY KILLED RIGHT NOW. What is it 5 or 6-0 to Bilbao?

Now that shit is over we can get to the main event.. battering Athletic Bilbao

>playing again
for what purpose

>>150098355
More players to play.

FOUR ONE??? AHAHAHAHHAHA YOU TRAGIC CUNTS.

15TH PLACE MAN UNITED DID THESE WANKERS 7-1 IN A EUROPEAN GAME

Doak goat
Remember liverpool have never won a trophy without a scottish player in the squad

>>150098361
>15TH PLACE MAN UNITED
kek forgot about this. the biggest humiliation in football history.

>>150097715
In the TV show Dexter, a guy named Doakes gets blown up.

>>150098361
>>150098372
Ikr how are liverpool even worse than THAT

>>150098361
i remember it well. that was last season when we won the europa wasnt it?

what I like about doak is that his name is immune to slandering or ridicule, which is something I see far too often around here

>>150098376
>mamardashitti
>endocarditis
>kosharte
>KEKez
>Auschwirtz
>Szoblowjob
>Salad
>Gakpoo
>KEKitike
>Pingpong
>Gravenbench

>>150098386
Mate....Hate to break it to you....But we actually didn't win the Europa last season...

>>150098376
>numerical order
>but only after the goalkeeper
what the fuck? how is this shit getting more and more retarded?

>>150098402
did we lose to some big team in the final?

>>150098390
>Croak

>>150098402
mate, seriously? well...this is embarrassing. but we lost to a really good team right? someone that is a true high flyer with european pedigree?

>>150098341
Shut your fucking hole you faggot customer foreign cunt, I’m a chad btw.

>>150098361
Actually that was 2 games, one of them against 10 men

>>150098401
Kek why are they all so memeable

>>150098412
>>150098414
mates....this is getting nearly embarrassing....we actually lost to tottenham hotspur...yeah, seriously. TOTTENHAM.

>>150098361
Lol you've rattled them. Gonna be replying to himself for the next few hours now.

>Antony rejects offers from Italy, Germany and Saudi Arabia. Only wants Betis. The player is prepared to wait and secure a loan with no obligation.

can you faglords calm down

>>150098416
I'm not foreign you're foreign

>>150098427
Mate...That's incredible....But at least we finished in the CL places right? I mean, last season there was 5 places up for grabs...We MUST have finished in one of those positions yeah?

>>150098406
its been like that for literal years

>>150098447
mate....this is almost becoming uncomfortable....man u actually isnt in the cl this season...they actually finished considerably lower than that

starting to question the authenticity of this supposed 'Man United fan', asking an awful lot of questions

>>150098442
We don’t sign our posts here you stinking foreign cunt. Go and watch your Canadian foootball league.

>>150098465
when my beloved alouettes kickoff I will (I won't)

>>150098439
Stupid boy

>>150098459
Mate...Considerably lower? Gosh. Judging by your tonality, that doesn't seem good. Where are we? We're not as lowly and pitiful as the Europa League Conference are we?

>>150098089
who do you support big man

>>150098439
oh no no no warchest bros... our 40m......

>>150098475
mate...hate to break it to you....man u aren't even in the ecl....yeah, seriously

>>150098439
Saudi offered £50m…

>>150098474
we don't sign our posts here

>>150098497
Mate....This is turning into an absolute travesty....We DID finish in the top half though? SURELY we finished in a position with one digit?

>>150098511
mate....

>>150098481
Yanited la

>>150098520
Mate, we didn't even finish TOP HALF? Golly....Where did we finish then? 11th? 12th?

I hate Man POO, as much as the next liverpool supporter, BUT can we keep in mind arsenal have not won a trophy in over 1550+ days

>>150098472
we already know you’re a pathetic customer faggot who watches a foreign league. even worse you try to engage in banter with other customers

>>150098542
mate...im really becoming distressed with this line of questioning...

>>150098524
based. I'm coming to Tbilisi soon let's get a pint and watch the boys

>>150098557
Mate....Where did we finish????

How DID Utd get away with finishing 15th, losing a cup final to SPURS of all clubs and still get bantered less than Arse? Is it because they're too shit to even banter?

Like that last season they had is the worst of any top 6 club in ages

>>150098437
Can tell hes scouse because these are jobless behaviours.

>>150098569
mate....you finished FIFTEENTH....

>>150098559
Sure thing. Hit me up i'll show you around if I'm in town

https://t.me/tug_ra

>>150098588
Probably because ManU has still won trophies in their banter era while Arsenal prime has won nothing lmao

>>150098600
Mate....This is....Wow...But...We at least won a trophy right? I mean you've informed we that we didn't win the Euorpa...But we DID we a domestic cup, right?

>>150098632
They have been bantered for so long that it stopped being funny. I remember the laughs we had when they hired Mourinho. That is such a long time ago and they are still becoming worse every single season.

>>150098401
>endocarditis

>>150098588
Manchester United are a respectable, well respected, and HIGHLY respected football club here on /sp/.

>>150098640
mate...

>>150098640
At least your goal difference couldn’t have been as bad as last time

>>150098588
No one cares anymore and the media will defend them regardless. It was like when you had big money flops. They were memed to heck and back and slated in the media. Then United signed so many of them that it just became expected for players to flop if they moved for a lot of money.

>>150090963 (OP)
It’s about to be a boring season innit

>>150098588
Did they get away with it? Sesko is going to snub them and the 2 shitters they bought for £130m were from sides that will be going down.

>>150098770
Three horse title race between City, Chelsea and Pool

Liverpool wins LA SEPTIMA this year and the 21th, fuck mílan and fuck united Liverpool is king

>>150098784
>Chelsea and Pool
lmao

Liverpool playing against shit foreign teams instead of Premier League opposition.

Slot is getting sacked this year.

>>150098376
what's the United line-up?

>>150098828
Does reek of fear from the dutch

Dorgu finna be SCARY this season

>>150098828
He has credit in the bank from the title though
>>150098862
Racist post that

>>150098674
Mate...So we finished below 12th? WOW...But I guess the Glazers haven't spent any money have they.....Bloody parasites...

time for the 8pm game! (aberdeen vs hearts)

>>150098869
>He has credit in the bank from the title though
Even FSG know it was a weak season.

>>150098921
based. however Aberdeen doing the PSG kick off was cringe.

>The match is paused in the 20th minute as Liverpool fans stand to applaud Diogo Jota
my god, this is gonna get milked for 3 seasons

>>150098784
Why didnt you say arsenal, arteta has it this year, the team is the best in the league, especially with gyorkes

SALAAAAAHHHHHH

We are 1005 winning the quad

based and salad-pilled

so gakpo didn't pass to wirtz but
eketitke did pass to salah
mmm

Great assist from our guy Ekitike. Money well spent

Liverpool literally has 2 teams in one both top tier and people complain about the market, they just wanted some fun and use the Money we didn't use in years

>>150099057
>we

Ekitike assist :)

>we

>>150099065
me and he

I love Liverpool

why didn't liverpool use the money on isak instead of wirtz?

>>150099032
kek

>no Alisson
>no Van Dijk
>no Bradley
>no MacAllister
>no Rio

this is basically Liverpool's B team

>>150099084
Because we dont need isak? And the midfield needed a top class player

>>150099093
>the midfield needed a top class player
why did you sign wirtz then?

You guys said Ekitike was a waste of money, but he looks like pure talent
No wonder they didnt want poocastle to have him

Glad the Liverpool fans itt are happy with what they have. Would have expected a couple of meltdowns over the Isak snubbing.

>>150097424
>>150097530
Don’t even think she’s hot but I want to milk her

Can these faggots just get a room? They're both making fuck me eyes at each other while telling the world that they want nobody else, yet they're both refusing to make a move unless the other does first. It's gay as fuck.

>>150099138
I just think they told them give us isak or we take ekitike, and Liverpool went for ekitike why would they also get isak? We good, it was just to Flex money

cam on aberdeen, you can do it

>>150099305
that disallowed Shanklin goal was a beauty

>EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle are tonight pushing hard to agree deal with RB Leipzig for Benjamin Sesko after encouragement today he wants to join - Craig Hope

>>150099370
;)

Mark Goldbridge just shit his pants live on stream

>>150099370
Isak being announced for Liverpool tomorrow then

>>150099389
>>150099411
Klopp put you up to this, didn't he? Fair play but frankly any club that doesn't sign you has dodged a bullet.

>>150099389
Also your tattoos and haircut are stupid, and you smell. So there.

He’s shit anyway, we always wanted Mateta

>>150099370
>after encouragement today he wants to joi
just like he had with arsenal, but it's not up to him and he's never been the problem. it's the agent and club who are being bitches. i will tell you in advance that this transfer won't happen.

>>150099432
Klopp? Never heard of him :)

>>150099370
>It is not known what the Slovenian’s camp have communicated to Manchester United, who are also in the race to sign the 22-year-old, and sources have stressed that all outcomes are still possible.
Cheers for this absolute bombshell, Craig

>spend 500m on exotic foreign imports
>season will succeed or fail on the back of a 16-year old

>No bid
>Player says he wants to sign for club who has bid
Starting to think he’s not going to Yanited

Geordie slags are built for BSC

>>150099504
Just a bizarre transfer saga. Better for everyone to have not gotten involved at all after Arsenal said wtf is this shit and went for Gyokeres instead. I really think this is a Klopp troll op.

GAKKERS
>Liverpool have spent £13.5m and got even better

not fan of this foreign flag larps as a player from his country gimmick
aint he in germany or something anyway doesnt make sense

this lad is absolutely seething Sesko snubbed his shit club lmao

Now Chiesa was a shit transfer

>>150099546
yes he's in germany but he's using a vpn (he says it's for his Netflix)

encouragement

>>150099568
Isak agent is at Anfield btw

>>150099568
probably wrote 'hope' originally but changed it when he realized 'that's me bloody name!'

>>150099575

>>150099563
A VPN nonce like you would know all about that.

>Goldbridge just talking about getting drunk now
Kek

>pool

>Salah dragging Liverpool to a draw against Real Betis B
Not looking good for us next season las

>>150099606
kek very epic
now what is goldbridge doing?

>>150099598
buddy you're so off base I couldn't even spell vpn

>>150099635
Still talking about getting drunk and how he got others drunk (it's safe and legal fun)

GAKKERZZZZZZ
>Liverpool have spent £8.63m and literally became invincible

>>150099657
kek very epic
now what is goldbridge doing?

reminder that it took Manchester United 8 days to score 7 goals against Bilbao

so gakpo watched Rio's match and decided to score whatever it takes

>>150099666
Nice try Satan but I'm telling you nothing.

>Will Wright making his debut

>Arselol
>The Ass of Shitey Poo

>Cackpoo
Nice OG

will wright on the pitch reminding arseanal of the SNUB

>>150099686
Liverpool next season have the best forward in the league and maybe europe if they seal isak

>>150099703
He scored twice for Liverpool though. Insane that he cost £12.3m

Gackpo cost £1m mate, bargain bin deal from hughes

BENULDYYYY :DDDD

>>150099637
don’t start pulling out the fake canadian shit now vpn nonce it’s incredibly transparent

>salad

good guy Mo doesn't want to embarrass the guests

>>150099755
Legend. Worth every penny of the £26k he makes a week

make a new thread so we can properly discus liverpool's net expenditure(profit).

Every time I see Salah take a penalty he misses.

>>150099526
Big Surrey Cock yes they are

>>150099791
>>150099791
>>150099791

Wholesome new thread :)

cant enjoy banter about liversissies because 90% of it comes from manure customers *spits*

>>150096458
Penaldo too