Thread 150094451

First for Finland

>>150094478
he looks cool

There are heemsters using manual toothbrush

>>150094547
Unironically me. I don't see the need to upgrade. I brush my teeth meticulously for like 2 minutes

>>150094555
its night and day

Minge finna give me sloppy toppy after lunch today

>>150094572
>t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ZTiLfXXHo

its up

>>150094580
Why even reply to him. He's been shitposting for years. We all know he's fat and disgusting and unloved

I may be disgusting and unloved but I'm not fat and I am begrudgingly heeming minge this afternoon
>>150094580
Ion geddit b

Tom Aspinall, The Wichita Lineman

Now that he can't use Jones as an excuse where's our active heavyweight champion

Seen Malykhin around doing more and staying active all while defending I'm just saying

There's a solid chance that Gane 49-46's Aspinall. There's even a chance he lands the heel hook.

>>150094612
I'm new to the sport and will use this post to inform my inaugural bets.

>>150094619
You want to make a whole card parlay piecing together whatever bulgaria posts and sneed's picks which are always right

Is tatsuro taira asian

And they say that a ciryl could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: "Ciryl Gane"
Eins von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt
Ciryl Gane

>>150094612
And there's a 100% chance that Ciryl will not hand fight if he gets caught in a guillotine.

Take my base away,
I'll take your fucking face away.

>>150094641
nah pacific islander

>>150094641
Asian as shit b

I lived long enough to see DJ become a tard wrangler.

>>150094698
The tardee has become the tarder

>fight starts
>tomala rushes in for quick knockout
>get countered and wobbled by GODne
>GODne double legs him to the cage
>tomala gets guillotined to unconsciousness
there are levels to this game, and tomala is going through find it out the hard way.

>>150094750
this would save mixed martial arts

>>150094698
He was wrangling 'tards on the 'gon too b.

>>150094750
>fight starts
>tom blitzes in with 1-2
>gane circles out of his way
>tom rushes in with another 1-2
>gane ducks and counters with a standing reverse hammerfist
>tom shoots a desperate doubleleg
>gane easily stuffs it
>tom realizes hes out of moves and taps out because he cares about his health and doesnt want to get brutally heemed
>"aaand neeeeeeeew!"

Ciryl Gane, The Year of the Cat

What's new, Ciryl Gane? Whoa, whoa. What's new, Ciryl Gane? Whoa, whoa.

the UFCs mismanagement has caused my extreme hatred of the fighters, theres too many on the roster we cannot follow them

Kek ariel helwani getting kicked down a flight of stairs

UFC could learn from F1

there are too many fighters in the ufc, serious contract realignments need to occur company wide

>>150095266
Agreed, HW is overcrowded

THEY NEED TO GO BACK TO BELLATOR

Sup pussy?

why don't fighters sleem more
it's been proven to work

Claressa Shields

a big dumb ugly subhuman negress sheboon

>>150095436
Care to extrapolate?

>>150095479
I feel my original post was fairly concise.

Luke Thomas is a STUPID BITCH who's losing his entire networth out from under his dumb retarded faggot ass immedietly after he spent his whole entire adult life working on paying off a shitty car and mortgage in central DC, LMAO! Trump is slashing all those useless bushit government jobs left right and center which created that housing bubble to begin with dummy, your 1/4 acre of dense residental land isnt worth shit buddey are you fucking stupid for real???? BAHAHAHAHA!!
*inhale*

Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!! Eat shit you useful idiot welfare queen wannabe jarhead neo-liberal desk jockey brainrotted beta numale cuckold faggot broke reddit-bitch!! Enjoy all those niggers you love so much moving into your once over-priced suburban high tax retail and crime infested shithole you absolute fucking clown of a human!!!

Luke Thomas keeps saying "I have fwiends who lost their government job they've had for 2 decades why is Trump so evil :("

Lmao. Funny how nothing has changed, almost like they were useless waste of money lifetime bureaucrat shit stains who needed to be removed from the taxpayer's yolk 20 years ago you god forsaken DUNCE.

You don't even need to be crazy to schizopost anymore because AI can generate an unlimited amount of drivel with one click

"The UFC has been overtly steering into favoring their target demographic for the past few years now. If you aren't part of that group it's very very clear how they feel about you. We will have to wait and see how this choice plays out for them..."

Uhh...record profits trillion dollar broadcasting deals and personal connections to the president of the United States alongside a partnership with Rihad Season funding their total takeover all of boxing promotion also?

>>150095569
>mortgage in central DC
There's zero reason to live in DC unless you work in DC

Yeah the UFC may be turning record profits stocks are through the roof and they are getting purpose written legislation passed allowing their extremely lucrative partnership with Turki Al-Sheikh allowing them to completely conquer yet another sport BUT surely there will be huge backlash from the Biden and Hillary voter subsect of combat sports enthusiasts. I'm afraid a Blue Wave is coming bros...

hey man nice shot

haven’t you got better things to do than have a schizo episode about luke thomas on 4chan

>>150095569
Luke Thomas is a bad person.

Who the fuck is Luke Thomas

Noooo stop discussing combat sports here why are you doing this to me??

Luke Rockhold Tom Aspinall

>>150095839
Ligma Balls.

>>150095436
guru already debunked this

>>150095893
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150095901
reminder I dominated jdm in psa rugby and could have been an elite heemer had I felt like it

>>150095881
Good post. *osculates you*

>>150095908
How about you stop impersonating me?

crazy how aldo got robbed in his last two fights

We've already established that Luke Thomas eats shit for sexual gratification

>>150095919
Why don't you impersonate me?

>>150095813
The sport is dead

Yeah, hey-yeah
I want to travel south this year
Ah, whoa-whoa
Won't prevent safe passage here

tick tock dana

>>150095813
>turkey a la sheep
yeah I'm sure that's not a Jewish asset

Why do they kill all the best musicians? is money that dear to them?
RIP Kurt
RIP Quorthon
RIP Layne
RIP Dimebag Daryl

>the aussie is chinese
pottery

When is the next even half good ufc

>>150094643
>>150094612
>>150094750
>>150094889
Many are saying this

>UFC is dead
>Ari Emmanuel
>ONEchads we eatin good!
>Dana White is a woman beater

Hey 'caco you missed a few

>>150096019
Drinkus The khamzat fight. DIrnkjus plessing. Plessing vs Chim

>>150096038
Card looks pretty good unironically thanks sveribro

just took a q10, my dads dad took these all the time and lived to 105

>>150096009
He is>>150095962

I’m not

>>150094451 (OP)
>No known w-ACK!!!!!

it won't end well

Impression of Tom Aspinal getting pissed on Twitter because people keep taking pictures of his retarded son?

I respect my retarded son I'd love to fight him

>>150094575
Man I wish I had a 40 something year old mexican bud to make silly videos with

Sergie Pavlovich? He's a great fighter,
I would love to fight him.

Me son? He's a retarded boy,
I would love for a diagnosis.

autism isn't even real

Victory or Extinction.

Based Dr Now simply never misses.

>>150096009
name one thing wrong with being chinese

When nick stands Infront of you with his guard high he is actually setting a trap. As soon as you initiate a sequence feeling you can fit a significant punch around his guard he is already circling and creating an angle for his response. It's a sophisticated trap he uses effectively but not exclusively. The true elusive nature of nick is how he can make it look like ,and to both the fighter and audience, he is in danger when really he is calmly setting up an attack of his own. Nick isn't like McGregor with a pull and shoot defence and counter like style. He has a more sophisticated in the pocket luring method that gives him a multitude of counter options other than a swift straight lead hand shot or power counter. Punches in bunches was always his style but his defense is actually to be respected. He got hit a lot in his MMA career but to prove my point re watch him and st Pierre fight. He willingly and routinely gave up top position in the grappling exchanges. A choice no other fighter would have ever chosen to do against George Pierre back then. He did so though and clearly so. A routine from his baiting style that was born from world class defense. Give his back or take ground position but because he was setting a trap. In the Pierre fight he wasn't able to pull it off. Was out smarted there. But when you think he is a punching bag watch his feet, circling and angle creating. All times off the opponents sequence. All in search of the big response

Somebody post the sneed don't make me tap the sign IC 1-7 Racial Code chart Chinese meme varient. You know the one.

>>150094451 (OP)
No known weaknesses

>>150096224
How can he miss those fat ass Americans he examines?

>>150096250
Miss them? He hardly knew em.

ironic
the same place I'm making figures at?
that there's the same land they used to hang niggas at

I miss the "Uhh, you are chinese" poster, I hope he is doing alright.

Is fight fairy a whore how does she pay for traveling

You know? I think Toms a bit retarded too I seen him hitting that power cube thing with the back of his hand and the instructor had to correct him and he looked confused as to why he didn't hit the highest score, Toms a bit based.

Yeah I'm a jacked transcendentalist whattup?

>>150096276
youtube dorra

>>150096276
I dunno but I told her how greasy her hair looked on stream one day and she massively crashed out about that fact. Why wouldn't she simply use shampoo before streaming?

>>150096301
shampoo and conditioner is very expensive in Canada that's why I went bald

This time I reckon Im gonna try trapping and executing this alligator myself.

>>150096301
Which stream and timestamp so I can laugh honestly she’s kinda autistic and not in a buzzwordy way she’s easy to one guy.

> buzzwordy way she’s easy to one guy.
don't make me "SAAR" you motherfucker

Are cold showers actually good for recovery or is it a rib?

>>150096331
No don’t Saar me fairy hates Indians I can’t have that

>>150096336
they won't help you recover from being a spastic gay retard no

Just landed in /heem/, went to Finland for some BOP

twerp

Mateusz "Gamer" Gamrot

>>150096455
What games though?

ilia topuria? the pop star?

>>150096420
Speakin from experience huh kek

>>150096488
The Witcher, age of empires

>/box/
>actual discussion
>intellectually stimulating
>real fans who understand the game
>/heem/
>shiposts only
>no stimulation (except prostates)
>gay retards who don't understand their own native languages let alone the intracacies of their preferred sport

>>150096320
I heard all c*nadians go bald because they only eat syrup and cum instead of the snails and cum their french genetics require.

>>150096535
boxing is a science like chemistry or physics
mma is a thinly veiled legal loophole to fight in a cage

>>150096544
I'm Scottish allegedly

>>150096524
Yeah, those are dork games for nerds.

>>150096535
>dude the other guy hit the dude with a pillowfist and then they hugged for 15 minutes while the ref separated them

he's right you know

>>150096574
Tomala fans are not going to enjoy this I fear.

>>150096574
What does schaub think of brazzas and khabib

>>150096573
>how can they finger each other's bums without fingerless gloves???
This might surprise you but homoeroticism isn't a part of boxing unlike mmgay

Pillowtap is not real fighting I'm afraid

>>150096609
Then why do they spend more time hugging them fighting? There's a higher finish rate in MMA I fear.

>>150096555
>Trips of truth
mma sisters... it's over

>>150096555
Science is gay and fighting is cool

>>150096632
>There's a higher finish rate in MMA I fear.
Oh I'm sure they're great at finishing guys LMAO

The former lineal pillowpoof champ went life and death with one of the shittest MMA champs ever.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Joe, and I hate every single one of you.

>>150096621
>>150096632
Very afraid I am

>>150096660
Wait, are you seriously implying that MMA is gay? Not cool

They call it the sweet science because it's zesty playa

>>150096662
Tiny weenie Joe Pyfer. The two inch bomber

>>150096666
kek

>>150096535
/box/ has some of the worst schizos on 4chan posting

Fury Won.

>>150096695
Factual post

Satan quads of truth I fear

>>150096695
whomst?

>>150096574
I could see him moving up to the shittest divisions after Zatdaddy shows him levels

>>150096574
Dricus is not even that good. What does he even have? He's not the best striker or the best grappler in his division.

He's a Jacked South African boy deal with it!

Got my trap set for the Alligator. Also just doing some regular fishing as well, will keep you all posted.

>>150096706
Du piglet has the greasiest bacon bussy in MMA

>>150096706
>He's not the best striker or the best grappler in his division.
he's the best FIGHTER

>>150096715
>Tariq Nasneed

Jdm would rape gsp I'm seeing a 10-8

On August 16th 2025 they're gonna be saying, "Oh no look what he did to him, look what he did to that poor little Khamzat Chimaev why did they let Dricus Du Plessis do that to him? Dricus hurt Khamzat so badly, lord have mercy!"

>>150096225
*names well over a hundred*

which one of you gays posted this >>>/his/17892829

>>150096712
Keep us posted b

Dricus Daddyplessis will ass rape Bumzat so badly that he will contract HIV AIDS from how badly he ass raped him.

>>150096759
10-4 my good IC1 buddy, copy that

who has the most lockable ear?

>Jdm would rape gsp I'm seeing a 10-8
What did he mean by this?

Something bit through my fishing line. Gonna try again.

>>150096712
hope it eats you

>>150096810
GOD I wish that were me (the guy who built the patio, so I could earn an honest living for once in my life)

>>150096787
RatHomer in the back

Zumslut is fucked

you know sweden throws shit at the wall all day but that one make me kek

>>150096706
He gots heart

This is my setup btw

Word is D-Rod is looking for Schaub since he keeps slandering Dana's practices and religion

nigga blogpostin

>>150096574
pantoja is the only one who could ever get 3 titles.

sybau nigga

Peahead sucks good riddance

>>150096276
in Europe it’s cheap to travel between countries. Train tickets are like €20 often

In Europe you're also 10x more likely to get robbed and stabbed no thanks

Can't even take my gun to Europe, no thanks.

>>150096874
There’s significantly more crime in the US than Europe

If I wanted to bum a fag I'll just head down to the laugh factory in LA

>>150096899
More crime in a country 100x the size of my shit hold!?!??!??

>>150096909
Per capita

This cheap 6lb monofilament line is way too old, lost another hook. Alligator trap remains deployed and operational.

>>150096276
men are paying her pimp to blow loads in her coohie

>>150096276
johnny eblen

>>150096919
Just throw some dynamite in the water like a man pussy are you even from Florida poofter

Been getting bites but can't land, switching to rooster tail for triple hook connected directly to my bobber via barrel-swivel. For top water particularly turtles.

Post Arman dislocating his neck trying to impress Nina dude gives ofajor micro Peter vibes

>>150096907
Damn B, when you performing at The Mothership?

>>150096931
Rawdogging an escort is crazy work

>>150096977
she gets tested regularly

https://youtu.be/26lZHllfEnY?si=8cE4CFPZDHvxWTrg
>charity sityadong
why have i never heard this before. ONE in absolute shambles.

>>150096999
Yeah and portapotties get sanitized regularly I still wouldn't want to eat in one playa

>>150097008
fightfairy is more akin to a high class executive washroom if you know what im saying

>>150096977
we've all done it, son

>>150096977
I have a friend who ate one out.

>>150097006
i'd still watch a "doomed" promotion over apexslop any day

>>150097017
We haven’t

>>150097039
We have.

>>150097066
real african champion that catches real african fish in real african waters

>>150097039
you haven't cos youre a poofta

>>150097081
>poofta
case closed, that wonk nosed paki can't recover from this one

>>150097081
I’m married. Enjoy your AIDS

>>150097081
Bodied that freak

>"are you a smart fella or a fart smella"
Merab asked trump

Yes SIR

>>150097148
Carp ?

>>150097148
Get the earl and old Colman

>>150097103
>I’m married
to a man, poof

sorcerers and hawaiians don't get heemed

>>150097147
>listen kid, stuff this turkey blindfolded and you get the 12/12k contract

>>150097148
wow

Warrants mentioning that my ass is quite itchy

finna heem canadians for polluting my sky

Holy.

>>150097280
whats his name

>>150097285
OOOOHHHH LOMOVOKVOKOV VS TUVHVOHVHVUHVUVOV

>>150097291
I call my flaps din thomas because they're always hanging around and won't shut up

>>150097166
It's a young Bass, there are bigger Largemouth Bass I released a few into this creek from my pond a few years back but this could be another local species of bass I think they don't get much bigger than that one.
>>150097173
Crank dat

>>150097295
i should get around to doing an AI heem intro

This big turtle I just caught thought that dog food was deli shoes

>>150097305
Watch out sneedmeister those things sometimes eat human flesh best you heem it now

>>150097318
They all bite but these aren't shit compared to Alligator Snapping Turtles those things live here and they never stop growing their whole life and they live 200+ years. They're absolutely badass.

Ion trust anything born more than 50km from where I'm sitting, even then there are limits and least of all some turtle

brap

>>150097331
I cast into the pond from my back porch, turtle bro couldn't be more local hombre

thats cool and all, but post that shit to /out/ b or i'll heem you

Somebody post "The Name of This Video is "Holly Holm Is Fuckable.mp4"

For the love of God post it hnng

>>150097339
Oh but for a little taste
>>150097340
Stay safe bro turtles come across as a bit helwani to me

holm is based alone just for ending to rousey meme

Thought about splashing out on a bbw peruvian mengheemer but I shan't.

He's got the air fryer out again

>>150097357
Who's the samoan daner

>>150097364
that's my partner Ryan

>>150097364
for someone terminally online you dont know shit b

if you could which fighter would you permaheem?

>>150097369
There are four of us b
>>150097380
Permaheem... hmmm...

>>150097380
The black one

>>150096621
OOH

>>150097383
Me whenever I see a heem breh IRL

>>150097390
kek youve got me twice today you swedish cunt

>>150097380
Jiri, Gane, Chandler in that order because Chandler will suffer worse left to his own devices and Gane is haplessly ignorant. Jiri deserves death the most for being so fucking cringe.

>>150097386
aka the entire population of sámiland

>>150097380
Arman

>>150097285
>mma uncensored
Fake

>>150097416
Kill yourself retardo!

>>150097420
Arman is based I hope he wasted all that slop

It must be so sad to have no friends to share this type of shit with

>>150097339
>Granny panties

jiri got rid of that stupid hair thing which was his true source of weakness. champ shit again soon.

>>150097364
It's the admin from the aspinallcords partner Ryan

>>150097420
In n out is the most overrated restaurant in this country

>>150097454
I showed Conor Mcgregor's dick to my partner Ryan.

Jiri will display levels against that white negro cult member

Jolie Porier is a thoroughbred

It's a brawl of skill and passion!

>_>... Id better pull guard

>>150097471
so frickin WHOLESOME B

>>150097285
>Artem Lobov?... says he was a former UFC fighter? If Tukhugov beats him, that's another win for PFL. Our roster's street cred should grow from this, correct? Isn't that how the street cred system operates in the fight game?
>Yes sir.
>BOOK IT

If I ever rock my opponent on the feet you already know first thing Imma do is shoot for the single leg and push them into the cage forcing a grappling exchange. Boom, that shit is cash babyo

Talmbout Big Dick Energy doostin? Dicey dicey b...

don't jinx Jiri

I'm seeing activity on my gator line, but Imma let that go for now make sure whatever's gnawing on that pork chop bone has got plenty of time to swallow the hook(s) completely know what I'm saying?

Nigger

>>150097471
Yeah BDE he's got that Big Diamond Energy. Let's go! I love seeing gay shit like this and responding with more gay shit. Fuck ing hope he has genetic predisposition to severe CTE symptoms and kills himself. Yeah

he is a humeng trash!

I don’t like it when Sweden gets mean.

Your wholesome family made my day bro. Yeah seeing your wholesome family made my day. Cool family bro. You're a fighter but you have a sweet side. You're so great with your daughter Dustin Poiirier.

GSP likes freaking dinosaurs bro. He's a fighter but with a nerdy side. Video of Dustin Poirier beating the fuck out of his wife surfaces online

Sweden, come on, you're better than this

>>150097626
We're getting better every damn day. Working on ourselves, growing, evolving as people

>>150097639
wellcome to hyperborea

It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish. Dustin Poirier started as a lowlife rat wigger scumbag and he will die as one. The truth will always win

ey man i never got dat title but i got ma beautiful daughta.... ey man it sucks but ahhh shit man... FUCK!
Dustin smashes the mirror and screams, exits the bathroom in a rage
A child can be heard crying
end scene

Ive been gone for an few days, what have I missed senpai

>>150097653
neil magny is the unequivocal welterweight goat now

everyone hates me for a good reason (i dont know what it is)

>>150097653
its nothing but crap

>>150097502
high iq move good intelligence
people frown on it but there's evidence to show that running backwards while rocked is more destabilising than taking another blow to the head

Check him.

this doo getting heemed first official ufc fight

>>150097674
I like you

Used an Old Rod from Pokemon, built it myself just now works pretty good.

Dustin poirier has a loving family while swedistani cucks are watching their women getting creampied by Makwans

>>150097706
isnt that the kickboxer guy that declined the contract?

>>150097718
Is this nigga Reggie Leydoux?

>>150097706
you didn't hear?

>>150097726
REGGIE LEDOUX DID THIS?!

>>150097726
Who the fuck is that?

Soon.

>>150097489
Recognize a real Donn when you see one

I should be working right now but I really don't want to

>>150097734
Some character from an show made for women

Arman is right

>>150097763
I’ve never met a woman who enjoyed that show

>>150097763
Learn to speak English you dirty unwashed cow poop eating shitskin.

Eric Nicksick

Dominick Reyes vs Carlos Ulberg. When legend meets myth

>>150097729
no i did not
was he zleemed already?

Fucking freak

>>150097781
we don't sign our posts here.

>>150097780
Turn off your monitor. Respectfully.

FACT: Jiří Procházka has defeated every black person he has ever faced in professional mixed martial arts competition.

>>150097814
Alex P

FACT: Tom Asspinall has a retarded son

>heems 1000 people
>heems the UK
>heems the internet
>heems the Onlyjews
GOATESS

Send khabib 2-3 years bonnie blue and forget

FACT: darren motherfriggin till folks

>>150097814
ya seethe?

the brownoids are confused

Jamahal Hill was never good.

>>150097828
You weren't supposed to post this, you ruined it

Setting another gator line just to be sure.

>>150097849
Jiri KO'd this guy btw

for frod-ACK!

Curtis Blaydes' BBC in Tommy Reddit's retarded kids anus.

>>150097870
Brutal, BRUTAL tko on the 42 year old however JiRoevWade will always be his BBC sissy I fear

>>150097886
What's this?

>>150097893
Thats Sneed, baby

monitor monitor on my table
whomst's the fairest one ITT?

>>150097898
That is not me

You guys said Pakibong will go away after the new UK censorship laws, you lied

>>150097892
Yeah it was pretty brutal Lawal almost died after the loss

>>150097898
Her name is double dip doggy dick dirty diaper drew

>>150097911
Literally nobody said that and everybody said he would keep posting on VPNs

>>150097911
Rumour has it he face scanned Sadiq Khan to get let back on the cord

Gane is going to rape this piggy...

Damn this guy is really handsome, he is like an actual Adonis.

Oh wait *turns on monitor*

Tonybros... Saltdaddy might actually fucking kill Tony this time... my bussy is quivering and my clitty cage is reaching its limit...

Joe Rogan, 1990

on this episode of dragonball z, for a bit of amusement fernand will be training gane right. what will this mean for tomala harrispinall? find out on the next episode of dragonball z!

FACT: JiRoevWade presented for his Modaddy to deliver a double dip Muzdaddy bushido bacon bussy busting

>>150097702
Nice catch, mein bruder. I always wanted to get into fishing.

>>150097937
Factual post.

>>150097954
You are by far the worst poster here. Permaheem yourself.

>>150097959
*mein xister
We don’t miss gender on the K-1cord

movie

thad jean is not my lover
hes just a guy that fights in the ufc
that kid is not my son

just how shit is united kingdom

>>150097974
Who is magomedov?? HIS NAME IS ABUS

>>150097974
pyfer is dogshit but abus is still getting zeemed

>>150097945
Crazy that this guy went on to become one of the most influential people in the world. I wonder if there's anyone in the UFC sphere right now who we're watching that will change the course of history.

>>150097984
Horrid. I'd have left a long time ago if not for my family.

>>150097974
Busdaddy!

its so pathetic to the point it becomes sad

>>150097974
>He ordered Kino?

>>150097908
Sorry

>>150098019
But enough about yo clitty

>>150098025
lmao got that guy good

>>150098025
Bodied that AGPiglet!

just remembered strickland beating the fuck out of abus

>>150097974
>2 bums
pyfer is the bigger bum tho so he will lose

29-1
Khabitch killed fazza and ran away

>>150097959
I wouldn't even bother except that my own backyard happens to be extremely good for sport fishing. So it's alright, but fishing is usually kinda shit tbπ

>>150098050
You remember it wrong

>>150098085
I think you'd be surprised.

Who tf is ryan

>>150097974
Pyferbros....ITS TIME TO ASSEND

People forget man, Sean Strickland beat the absolute fucking piss out of Abus Magomedov.

>>150098085
One strike landed this entire webm lmao

Pisslam's title 'defenses' are such a joke lol

Justice for buday

>>150098146
Islam is easily the most over rated fighter of all time but JDM is LITERALLY a contender series bum striker with no ground game. Ali Abdelaziz really cooked with this matchup eh boyo?

>>150098114
strickchad undefeated against brazzas

Slamdaddy has started training camp.

makachev and poireir both flushed each other

>>150098175
Zatdaddy gaped ShotaSean many times sadly

>>150098175
Strickbeast was never raped by his family or anybody else. All of Strickbeast's domestic abuse trauma was PHYSICAL of nature and not SEXUAL. Important to remember that.

>>150098195
But Sean was bricked up the whole time

>>150098204
@Grok is this true?

>>150098190
>>150098195
literally the same poster

Something happens and I'm heem over heels, I never find out, until I'm heem over heeeeeeellss

>>150098190
No proof of strickland being raped

Strickbacon got oinked I fear. His little pink piglet got pulled into pork.

funny enough that the brazza meme was ended by mitchell of all people

>>150098236
People forget man, bacon bussy Bryanna stretched out Clitia Topiglet

>>150094451 (OP)
ABUS. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED HOMIE. YOU AIN'T FELT THIS PHILLY STEEL

>>150098115
Alright Finn, what have you been up to? Hope your new career is going well

>>150098259
Dana just doesn't fucking miss banger alert

>>150098236
wow he beat Johnathan Martinez's cocksleeve? the brazza reign is over

strickchamp heems them both

>>150097471
Terrible lettering. Far too small and ill-placed. How about you plan it a touch better next time, dear? Show you care.

>>150097945
This is how you act when you tell vulgar jokes to redit cazzies like you you have to have a soft demeneor so no one gets insulted sit the fuck down lil bro you don't know ball

>>150098259
Abus better not act like Bob Sapp again. Too many of my guys are just flopping these days.
Still haven't gotten over my mate Nikita

I could heem you

Nah youd get weemed

>>150098259
>PHILLY STEEL
Pyfer is from jersey not philly

I'd hit you with a brick from behind

>>150098266
What? Yes everything is tip top

What ever happened to Cedric Doumbe?

>>150098286
Krylov has been laid waste to much like Donetsk, I tremble to convey.

How can there be three of you? That goes against all odds, there shouldn't even be one of you.

Be quiet

if abus was good he would have been throttled by strickland and he also wouldnt be fighting bums like joe pyfer

>>150098306
That's rude, you don't start a reply with "what"

Can you do me a favour?

>>150098309
career died from a toe heem in pfl thanks to based marc GODdard

>>150098312
fields. now.

Real peachy
>>150098312
There are at least 4 and mma is fairly popular again what with all the brazzas

>>150098297
Check your sources goof
https://www.ufc.com/news/joe-pyfer-no-role-model-ufc-287

>>150098310
Shut it

>>150098327
Pyfer was born and raised in jersey unlike Sean Brady, Abus is not fighting pure philly talent.

>>150098319
Depends on the favor there are no free rides here

>>150098325
Nonsense, it's popular worldwide, why would that account for a disproportionate amount of Finlands

>>150098331
that's like you saying you're a pussy cuz you lived in a vagina for 9 months

>>150098337
Oh don't worry, didn't intend for it to be free. Do you have a crypto wallet?

>>150098297
philly is jersey

1-1 with king mo or 1-1 with curtis blaydes which is worse

just another day in the office for doo

>>150098356
What colour is the Jersey, I won't know if I'm interested until I know

>>150098343
4 is not so much
>>150098354
What is it you want done

What's your favorite MMA quote?

>>150098374
mm yogart..

>>150097974
Good fight. Thanks Dana!

>>150098374
I really do think before Hitler got on meth, he was a guy I’d go fishing with

>>150098259
War Abus

Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground.

>>150098398
Two hits. Me hitting this pipe and then your daughter.

>>150098374
Im going to fuck...fight Chuck

>>150098368
I haven't had any in a while, I met finally met up with your cousin today but she only wanted to grind so no luck there either.

Will you sell me one of your sex tapes for £10?

Eighteen hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground and me hitting you with sixteen follow-up hammerfists.

>>150098428
>my cousin
Topi?!

>>150098431
Hoyl fuck...the maths check out Ive been permaweemed

what the fuck is wrong with purple toby

>>150098449
He said he's horny and wants to see BFC in action seems perfectly reasonable to me I'm just setting up a crypto wallet

>>150098462
>>150098449
Can you please stop dirty talking each other?

Conor has became the creepy old guy at the bar

is Mad Men a show for heemers?

>>150098443
Kek no man, the quarter Finnish woman. There really must be multiple Finns, or you've just got a bad memory

Clozaphile will do anything to get he BBC dick daddy off!

>>150098484
>quarter Finnish
No such thing exists

>>150098462
It's not about you ya goof

>>150098486
Only Jon Jones though

1 hit, me hitting on your grandmother

>>150098495
Course it does dad is Swedish, mum is half Finnish, half Estonian

We are not fractions
>>150098504
Except you you somali

I know it's hard to believe no other races will mate with you guys haha

too many non ic1s post here

>>150098507
Well this mix although impure can make for excellent minge

>>150098513
>Omg Stacy this guy has old man breath and smells like potatoes where's Ilia Topuria at

>>150098505
Ooh nice, who is this Brit. Looks like is have some competition in the pervert Olympics

Clozapozzed prefers Nigerians

another ant walked inside my ear

>>150098537
Messico seems dire

>>150098537
Walked hahah

I can probably take up to 15 Mexicans before they swarm my legs and take me down

>>150098536
Mo pbuh preferred getting bummed by big pozzed men in his bussy I lament

Just had some Polish Sausage, THAT put me in a good mood, yum. Should've taken a photo for you all before

bruh got them mexican ear ants

>>150097580
>>150097620
>>150097608
Lay off the corpse reviver pal

>>150098560
You like your Evropean sausage don't you toby

So my post to about her packing her Bags as we speak to come and see me as a taunt was wasted

>>150098374
i know he said he's gonna show me who i am... and i can't wait to show him. he has no idea who i am.

RIP joe rogan

>>150098571
I honestly have no idea what your talmbout

About to walk down to Greggs and get a pint of Stella and a sausage roll hope the qt pajeeta is working lads

>>150098566
Well I think it is European. Never heard of a famous yummy Polynesian Sausage

>>150098577
dude i don't fucking know what any of that shit is you dick

>>150098546
crawled whatever

>>150098576
I thought I was getting under your skin, it obviously wasn't you. What a waste

Shambles

>>150098587
Not criticising you, I just found it funny, I liked it. Never heard an insects movement described as walking.

But what's interesting is evidently you know the correct term, but didn't use it. Hmm interesting

>>150098592
So what is it you're looking for precisely I can only film with a phone

>>150098374
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v5o-hIU5hL0?feature=share

>>150098592
Sort your fucking life out mate

Bodied some jacked Taiwanese boy in the YouTube comments this morning

>>150098601
my brain picked walked unconsciously, just an esl moment

>>150098613
Esl my balls across your forehead yeah

>>150098603
Anything that isn't a shitty quality 6 seconds clip

Nigger

RAPE

>>150098613
I see. If anyone takes the piss out of you here

>>150098623
For a tenner you can watch me hit a munter from the back
>>150098626
Toby is itt now italobro

>>150098634
-remember you speak 2 languages

>>150098634
Why not one of the attractive bints? Also how are you going to get the video to me?

>>150098612
Elbabornate

>>150098635
Nigger

>>150098648
>>150098635
Damn, I replied to myself, I'm having trouble with simple commenting today, mexico, scusa to you too

>>150098626
*thunderous, howling mad applause, women begin to flash there tits and men start flogging themselves*

Kayla Harrison roundhouse kicking my testes

Now I forgot to capitalise the M. Sorry to all those concerned

>>150098648
Ten pounds Tobes come on, you want to see me heem a White queen that's 100

>>150098374
i threw a hand saniziter bottle at his fod or ding dong of a ting

Mick Gregor Parkin
Thank you

>>150098652
Yes indeed the same he wants to see some White meng preferably Finnish, understandable of course

Cumming on Kayla Harrison's abs

>>150098669
Not a flipping queen, just the average slag like the ones you've showed in the past (in a very stingy fashion)

>>150098694
>>150098694
>>150098694

>>150098688
A tenner come on I can heem my meng on camera for you and doa jojua tribute for that