England lose the Tendulkar-Anderson 2-2

YFO

for once, I don’t want to rub it in fellas
woakes showed great heart and shubman showed what the spirit of criccy is

>INDIANS TAKING OVER SKY SPORTS
HAHAAHAH TAKE THAT FARAGE

>>150095583 (OP)
we are the spurs of countries

>didn't win when Bumrah was playing
jej

TEST CRICKET IS DEAD
I want to see everyone here tomorrow for the start of the Hundred
And don't you dare think you can skip the Women's game at the start!

in all seriousness, 2-2 is probably a fair reflection of a well contested series

we were robbed at seeing them get to bowl at the cripple

>>150095603
didn't they win with the help of a brave australian man?

damn, we actually won kwaboty again

>be playing the sport where literally the only rule is 'home team always wins'
>fail to win at home
how'd they do it

atkinson trying to cross bat at yorker the cunt

>lose 2-2
fuck off you dogshitskinned retarded cunt "lose" "drawn" fuck off retard cunt

>>150095615

>>150095615
this tbqdesu

>>150095617
just shows why australia win all the time, they can even win trophies with spurs. strongmind on another level

Are they doing a boundary count back?

>2-2
>lose
actual idiot OP is a fucking septic fucking septic

FUCK OIFF YOU CUYNT

Anyone have a picture of the Overton DRS """"review""""?

A draw after 25 days of cricket is dumb, we need a tiebreaker of sorts.

>>150095613
who is this bird

>Siraj: I always believe that I can win the game from any point
What an unlikable selfish faggot

>>150095623
>>150095627
they just bring him out and make him face an over at least

india retain the trophy
after throwing balls at our players
and insulting them on the walk back from being out
we went out with a whimper

logging out of the thread lads. shall NOT be here for the 100 as I simply will not be watching it.

>KL Rahul: We weren't given a chance but we've fought in every game and get 2-2, might be a draw, but for Indian Test cricket, this will rank right at the top and this is where change begins. Indian Test team will win a lot many things and more series.
Bollywood slopmind is just as bad as the Marvel disease

>>150095633
who holds the trophy retard?
>>150095641
I've been on team siraj is a gigantic cunt for years
he's the guy who accused the crowd of racism despite not speaking english to eb able to even tell what they're saying

>>150095641
indian spinners are treated as if they are president of the world combined with the biggest celebrity on the planet
its not surprising they all have giant egos

Why are these monkey cunts walking around celebrating? You fucking drew the series and lost the last two series’s you played? Dumb bhencods

england tailenders can't even bowl so why the fuck are they there if they can't bat either

>>150095636
TIMELESS TEST
>day one: washed out
>day two: washed out
>day three: washed out
>day four: 3 overs played
>day five: washed out
>day six: washed out
>day seven: rest day
>day eight: match abandoned

>Be 2-1 up going into the final test
>Lose the series

now i do not feel happiness
i feel sadness

Fucking cowardly hinpoos only come out the woodwork when they fucking win like a woodlouse or some pest
>>150095651
>who holds
its its first time and its drawn

Proper Humiliation ritual for lelgland these last 2 tests.

>>150095638
that's the former england player mason crane

I hate India so much it's unreal

>>150095654
retained the trophy tbqhfam

>>150095653
I don't think he's a spinner but I'll double check.

>>150095601
†only applies to this thread

>>150095664
You lot only post when you win, it would be better if you never did

>>150095664
we're used to it
we all expect it
we dont even feel anything anymore
maybe its a self fulfilling prophecy

>monkeys draw series
>walk around like they won 5-0
Delusional holy fuck

Is that one of the best series of all time?

>>150095613
fraiser crane

>>150095666
India confirmed a nation of God.

Oh, I'm sorry, did england lose the series?

the series trophy remains with England, doesn't it?

>>150095634
Don't they normally zoom in on the impact location of the wickets? Seemed to cut away quickly...

>>150095644
state of englel ibnit

Not enough grass on the wickets this series wickets pretty flat, both teams bowling pretty lame, a lot of brain dead moments

Harry Brook you fucking retard HAHAHAHHA

this might sound like sour grapes because we embarrassed ourselves again, but this is the first ever unlikeable india team
theyre all egomaniacs, angry all the time, petulant spoilt brats and dont shut up
they didnt used to be like this

>Jeets taking victory lap right at the heart of London
>Stadium is mostly jeets anyway
It has never been more over for Angloids lmao.
Where is the laugh at Englel cricket thread bros? We fuckin won. A total Jeet victory.

>>150095641
If you're an elite bowler it's a good attitude to have. A good ball = wicket. You can bowl 6 of those in a row = 6 wickets per over.
Assuming the bowler down the other end doesn't lose to match during his over, you can get the 4 other wickets in your next four balls.

tl;dr - A batting innings should only last 3 overs if you're good enough.

>>150095648
>Weren't given a chance
Against a lower-ranked England team missing most of their best fast bowlers for most of the series, that loses their spinner and captain halfway through the series and has play with 10 men for this test.

Why are they acting like they are anything but incredibly lucky not to have lost 4-1?

How good's cricket?

>>150095690
The only unlikeable era was when Kohli played.

>>150095686
Yeah, they sweep around and show it from behind. A bit suss.

>>150095691
london declared a designated shitting city in celebration

probably would improve it anyway

>>150095682
post skin colour you dirty brown rat
>>150095668
nobody gives a fuck about some meme trophy which changes every 5 minutes designed to try and give it an ashes equivalence.

except jeets like you you subhuman monkey

What an incredible series

>>150095686
the director cut to the indians celebrating because it's more interesting

>>150095697
I don't want to talk about it.

>>150095703
>we cant even beat subhuman monkeys
where do we go from here?

BAZ OUT

>>150095703
settle gretel

>>150095686
Biggest bullshit umpires call I’ve ever seen they didn’t even show it fully

respect to india
they wanted it more
sure its a meme trophy but they retained it
this is the same old england. only stokes has any heart and he has no brain
team is just full of soul-less heartless boring bottlers like root

England need to practice catching. 2023 Ashes and this series both drawn 2-2 because they dropped catches. 4-0 and 4-1 thrown away.

Great series but england are getting stuffed in ausland let’s be honest

England needs an English coach, let Baz go and coach CPL and PSL teams.

>>150095641
Strong mind mentality. Siraj is a fan of ronaldo.

>>150095674
Must be sad knowing that we usually win. Anyway it's a time for celebration, the series is over, none of this affects any of us personally.

Sky Sports' Nasser Hussain:

"It would have been a travesty had England won the series 3-1.

"India deserve to make to 2-2 for the amount of good cricket they have played in this series.

"The final scoreline was well and truly deserved by India, and it was very fitting for Siraj to get the final wicket."

WTF why are all our ex players cucks??

>>150095715
It's the problem with tarqs. No hardship, no struggle, no resilience, no spine.

>>150095704
>n incredible series
>The BBC Commentator says for the 500 time this hour in the hope you might actually believe it

>>150095705
more interesting than a ball that is clearly barely grazing the wickets? a potentially massive talking point that the media could've got a lot of miles out of?

>>150095715
t. Basedcuck

hit racism for 6

>>150095686
Reminder, two razor-thin "Umpires Calls" saved India from being 22-3 at Edgbaston. They've had the luck so much this summer.

>>150095726
our whole team is pecho frio. pessi is smiling down from heaven watching that choke job

>>150095739
>luck
Yes, that's it.

>>150095727
>we usually win

>>150095731
NTA but this is it
they may wear pads but in their heads theyre all bard
imagine it got to crunch time and you had to send our bard. that is what youre going to get every time

>>150095715
k
accepted

>>150095690
kohli was a very unlikeable character on the field. but it is true in the age of social media and almost all zoomer cricketers in the nation are cloutchasers of varying degrees. we have a habit of mistaking aggression and showmanship for passion
only the ones from humble backgrounds like jaiswal are tolerable.

>>150095699
based unfortunately the kohlipropganda in the nation has reached epidemic proportions. the only solution is to terminate kohlistans to protect the rest of us

>>150095702
>already taken over by Chuslims already
Thanks. You can keep it.

>>150095727
>usually win
India have lost 2, drawn one and only won two. and lost the two prior series. Indian flags never post unless they are on top, hardly any yesterday when it looked like it might be chased down. The exact same story every time india play, only come out when it looks like or have won ,and will scuttle off if they do lose.

Chris Woakes’ acts should not be celebrated, he probably risked a couple of years of his life not just his entire career.

OH WOW IS THAT CLOSE GAME? HOG GOOD IS LE TEST CRICKET. NO OTHER SPORT OCCASIONALLY HAS CLOSE GAMES. FANS OF OTHER SPORTS WOULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND. TEST CRICKET HEY

I was a little bit nervous about the Ashes after the first test
Think we wash them now

>>150095728
Fucking hell. England lose by 6 runs 10v11. Just scraping by a team down a man and missing key players to injury is so pathetic they deserved to lose.

kek he hit the TSUUUUUUU on us after he bowled him

its so over for bazball

>>150095648
>Indian Test team will win a lot many things and more series.
Full on delusion

india
i kneel...

>>150095755
You right champ?

Seething BBL fan just blowed in lads

>>150095715
Jeet hands typed this lmao. No Angloid cunt would ever give credits.

>>150095733
yes. the replay is irrelevant after the decision is made.

>>150095752
You do realise that we have defeated your lot for 4 series in a row now and had a 12 year streak before that blowout against New Zealand. Also the other 2 formats where we hold 2 titles and a runners up in the third tournament.

>>150095728
because nasser was an indian long before he became "english"
of course his true loyalties and allegiances will show from time to time

England giving a thriller once again.
I kneel bazball

>>150095755
cool post bro

cannot remember if i took my pills or not

the fact is this era of english cricket is over
all our bowlers are already falling apart. stokes, archer, wood are all glass men, every good player outside of brook are in their 30s

india is a young team and have a future
stokes

>>150095781
Could you at least pretend to not sound retarded when you impersonate a Bong?

What do brits call redheads? As a slur I mean.

>>150095771
i thought hussein was a muslim name

>>150095742
>saved by umpires call
>saved by drops
>no wood, no atkinson for 4/5
>Eng lose Bashir and Stokes mid series, replacements contribute literally zero.
>Eng lose opening bowler first innings of the decider, have to play 10v11
How is that not a crazy amount of good luck?

>all these curry posts
Only show up when they win and shit talk tale old as time

>>150095766
of course england has been declared has greater india ever since ourboi rishi captured it for us

>>150095787
To call someone Ir*sh is enough.

>>150095778
its mikover for us...

>>150095770
How fucking dumb are you? The last two series in England have been drawn you cretin. That’s not a a “win” for India, or a “defeat”.

>>150095770
Holy delusional

>>150095787
'you fucking ginge'

we had a ginger guy with a quiff at school and called him the ginge minge with a fucked up fringe

>>150095788
he was born in chennai. unfortunately india has very many muslims. i am sure in an india vs pakistan match nasser will be supporting his ummah.
but i have no doubt in my mind he identifies more with india than englel

just not cricket

>>150095799
We retained the 2021/22 series since we won the series in India earlier that year, similar to what happened this time around.

>>150095809
>england legend
>we arent even in his top 2 teams
thats what we get for bringing in all these welsh, irish, pakistani, indian, south african players desu

>Brook England POTS
??????
Gambhir on the piss?

>>150095755
This lmao. Cucket fans are so conceited. They legitimately believe this kind of edge-of-your-seat stuff is exclusive to this sport. Literally just watch the French Open final from a couple of months ago ffs.

>>150095819
I don't like soccer

Man of the series should always go to the batsman that made the most runs

>>150095819
I don't like golf

>>150095824
OH NO

Lmao this fucking Indian team was getting umpballed all series, they are dogshit lmao

>>150095819
I don't like cricket

>>150095814
careful or the coppers will send you to bemarsh for racism

>>150095831
Lmao (lmao)

>>150095817
shite decision
should have been gill or stokes

If Shubman can't get the POTS after what he did this series, he never will.

>each team gets a player of the series

>>150095811
No one in England cares about whatever the tinpot that changes name every 5 minutes that they think gives “special meaning”.

besides that doesn’t make it a series win.

>>150095791
you guys won 5-5 tosses on tosswinslol pitches calm down

Is there an audio stream of English talkback radio that takes irate calls of cricket fans?

>>150095805
I also forgot to mention how we hadn't lost a bgt in 10 years up until last year lmao.

Just 79 days until the next cricket match

>>150095817
Trolling only make two centuries and 2 half centuries plus 5 dogshit ones.

When did Cricinfo become so unbearable? It's rampant pro-India bias is always showing, and right now they're acting like India won the series.

People are calling it the greatest test of 21st century, when it's a scraped victory against an injury-hit side playing 10 men vs 11. Delusional.

>>150095841
surely the player of the last series should retain the trophy?

>>150095836
im sure our english lad rich snacks was rooting for us to do it

Proud to win against a 1 armed woakes? Embarrassing from the indians but what do we expect. No class what so ever. Story firmly belongs to England.

>>150095770
3-0 at home to pee pooland

>no bowlers
>bethell flops
>umpire call on overton
>woakes dead
>13 fucking wides by tongue

too much JUST moments , ffs. My only happiness is that i know the ashes is coming home and it's going to be great

>>150095854
nah it goes to boundary count

>>150095835
OH NO

>>150095848
>white washed by poo peeland

england would have won if they had nick daicos

>>150095809
Hussein doesn't practice Islam, he drinks alcohol. He said his dad let him choose whether to follow Islam or not.

>>150095856
quintessentially british chap

>>150095838
>Gill
He was India's POTS

>>150095852
>the greatest test of 21st century
LMAO
Indian delusion knows no bounds

How was England meant to win without woakes that fucked them

The English selection is bizarre, really. Calling up Dawson who's averaging 40 with the ball this year. Calling up Overton, who has barely played for Surrey. Calling up Bethell, who has played even less.

The injury replaces contributed almost literally nothing. Dawson took no wickets in 50 overs at OT. Overton took 2 wickets and bagged a pair. Bethell got 2 single figure scores. Dawson even dropped Jaiswal early in the second innings as a sub.

A total fuck up of team selection.

>>150095873
true and real

>>150095873
no, but steven may iykwim haha

>>150095874
and do you believe his obvious lies. he has to say that. he can't come out and openly say that he doesn't support england and would sell you'll out faster than ephialtes

When will jeets swallow their pride and admit that they're a better team without Bumrash.

>>150095852
recency bias, goldfish brain etc

>>150095852
Early 2010s I think. The Ambani family which owns Reliance negotiated a deal with ESPN I think.

bro thought he'd have his leach moment :skull:

>listening to Nasser Hussain

>>150095860
>>150095867
We avenged that loss in the champions trophy final.

>>150095899
yeah im sure they're losing sleep over that one

>>150095886
we have no depth
the next generation of bowlers have completed failed
the new bats are good but far too low iq (duckett pope brook) brook being the worst for just gifting wickets because he gets bored

>>150095899
>different format
>one game
>discount World Cup

can't sleep lads,
what's new in the world of cricket

>>150095899
only one champions trophy, mate

Drawn test series should be decided by a bowl off

>>150095918
Captain Cuck

>>150095923
brainrot

>>150095918
my cappie :)

>>150095918
i was at modi stadium for the final and i have never witnessed such a sad atmosphere ever in my life.
the whole stadium could forsee us losing the final. the last 60 minutes were like watching an entire medium sized town commit harakiri en masse

I know we're all disappointed right now, but when the dust settles in a few days, we'll realise that we were honestly lucky not to lose this series 4-1.

>>150095921
the last place batsman i.e. best bowlers vs each other right? woakes vs krishna

>>150095886
This. Should have picked the Hartley over Dawson, either the other Overton or Cook instead of Overton, and will Jacks over Bethell, who knows the Oval and has at least scored a FC hundred.

we actually lost from 301/3
wild
indias tail completely exposed us this test

>>150095852
it's gone to the shitters yes. Horrible drop in quality aswell ,lots of typos and useless meme Indian writers. The shitty Indians don't proof read their articles too much. Some old timers are still fairly unbiased but are now incentivised to make outrageous headliners Indian style.

Brainrotted shorts reels T20 watching ''''''people''''' can't appreciate test cricket.

I hope Bethell realises he absolutely blew England’s chance of winning that! His wicket turned the tide back in India’s favour

Seeya for the Ashes cunts

>>150095935
we should have actually won 4-1
ran out of ideas after 0/2 at old trafford and a monumental choke just now
complete story loss, the utter state of it

I would love to see that shitskinned muzdog jeet siraj and his gay faded beard and undercut get hit by a truck, oh my god i would LOVE to see it

>>150095964
me too

That series has got me absolutely hyped for the100

>>150095886
Dawson did take a wicket at Old Trafford and a lot of people made drops not just him, although the narrative by the “bazball” party is just about him failing.

Besides the championship is terrible for spinners atm with either April and early May pitches and then the kookaburra ball and then September pitches. But his economy is still 2.5, and who else were they going to pick?

Overton was a bizarre selection, they seem to be doing everything to avoid Matt Potts and Sam Cook. Woakes shouldn’t have been playing this game, shouldn’t have played all matches this series. That is bizarre.

I’ve said it before like a broken record but one of the major failings of Stokes-McCullum is the selection policy, unwavering loyalty to undeserving players, using injured or players in need of a rest, complete “your dead to me” to some, no attempt to rotate, not attempt at balances within the side, trying and then multiple use of kids with barely any experience in a “sink or swim, then mould them” exercise.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150095918
Cope. We won the only relevant whiteball trophy whilst also eliminating Australia in doing so.

Absolutely buzzing for spirit vs invincibles tomorrow lads

>>150095979
>not attempt at balances within the side, trying and then multiple use of kids with barely any experience in a “sink or swim, then mould them” exercise.
what is the logic here honestly
we obviously (and rightly) dont care about the test world cup considering our overrates and attacking mentality, so why the fuck do they not seem to care about losing tests. what else is there other than winning the actual tests, what are they "training" these people for if it's just more tests for them to lose lmao

>>150095874
i knew his dad. he was a massive alkie lmao he died in his early 60s of a stroke. also chain smoked like 3 packs a day

>>150095993
its all for the ashes mate, they say it all the time

>>150096002
we/they did the same last ashes though
i dont want to say we threw the series as that sounds too arrogant but we made very strange tactical decisions many times

Mad how Robinson averages 23 yet doesn't get picked over perma-crocks or just simply shit players

who was the coach before baz?

>>150096008
him, potts or cook, literally any of them would have been better than overbum. Idk what their obsession his with giving him tests now and again on zero merit

>>150095728
Nasser Hussain was born in Madras lol He's Arcot Nawab royalty.

>>150096015
Thorpe and it drove him to suicide

livid

Now, that the poo has settled, what was the cause of Englel's chokejob?

>>150096015
Chris Silverwood, now coaching Essex in >our worst season for a decade.

>>150096008
Robinson/Cook/Potts would have been highly effective on this wicket, especially Robinson.

>>150096008
he said a no-no to Khawaja so he's a no-no.

should just make decent pitches instead of being pajeets and trying to curate dead non competitive wickets hoping for a poolapse
best moment of the entire series was stokes having a cry
you cunts are getting slaughtered in australia lol

I don't think they're going to let chuddie /pol/binson play again though

Lmfao imagine not getting 35 runs with 3 wickets to go minimum. You guys are so fucking bad.

No more actual cricket with 2 actual teams until India v South Africa in November

>>150096060
CumGOD and Lyon would have chased that down in 5 overs

I think they have to go back to Robinson, who else really swings the ball other than Woakes?

Also interesting end to this article on Potts from three years ago as its still true
https://cricviz.com/the-emergence-of-matthew-potts/
Despite the bounce that he gets that is often commentated on - and which you'd think might be useful for down under - he has had no reappearance in the side.

Nice match, lads.

>>150096122
>subhuman

>>150096122
Who is he and why are you specifically posting him?

Reckon even Bard could have knocked off those last few runs

MUSLIM POWER


LETS GO SIRAJ


ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!


WELL DONE ISLAM ALHAMDULILLAH


FREE PALESTINE

I think the reality is both Ahmed or Hartley will just get the merciless S&S treatment (slogged and sledged) if they play down under, and it goes without saying for Bashit. No other really practical pick other than than Dawson, but I think they'll go Bashir or no spinner for the first test.

>>150096100
what the hell is going on in bollywood movies

HINDU POWER


LETS GO MODI


KING KOHLI NUMBER ONE

PRAISE ISRAEL!!!!

FUCK PALESTINE

>>150096032

>>150096460
bbbBBBAASED
/thread
/cricket

?

ENGLELs WTC chances don't look brossss
>Ashes next 0-5
While India marches on to take on windies at home

umm..
lads ..how are we going to deal with the fallout and the impending Ashes BTFO
did Thorpey see the future me.lads???

>>150095993
The selection has been shitty for ages. Picking Anderson even though he was too old to bowl in the second innings even if they had given him more time to rest. Moeen Ali brought out of retirement because he was Stokes’ mate

still fuming at how brainless england are at cricket

umm..lads¿??

>>150096060
shubman even allowed Atkinson to take singles and protect Woakes
we could of just taken singles innit

>>150096607
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM

I can’t imagine what kind of Indian one has to be for the Australian visa to be actually denied. Prob a lowest of the low tuberculosis ridden 90 yo slam dweller, and even then you might get in. The type of Indians we have at work, who brag about getting to Australia on points, would not be accepted in any other country under any circumstances like ever

Wish they’d scheduled a hundred game for tonight, i simply can’t wait until tomorrow

>>150096635
https://youtu.be/c2GFGsFdURU

Now that the month-long snoozefest of a series is finally over, it's time for some REAL cricket.

>>150096782
x

https://youtu.be/QYsp6fUyhaw?si=oSQxbbXXenF52SYe

>>150096827

I heard Zachy applied for an e-visa to visit Australia and they denied him and he had to make an appointment to the Australian embassy and do an interview. They must have found some shady stuff in his background

>>150096890
we're just simply full mate can't take anymore 3rd worlders in

https://youtu.be/QYsp6fUyhaw?si=Ne5mxdOXy-ilVJrY

Can't wait for our pointless brainletbash series against South Africa in September after a month of no cricket

It really annoys me they don't do proper series anymore where the tourists would play a test series AND an ODI series, instead of all this separate white ball series. Imagine if the drama was kept going with the ODIs or if they'd played the ODIs, they got heated and then the early tests were more ill-tempered.

For me, it’s the first class games against county sides. Cook scoring a double hundred in 2005. England in the 90s getting heemed by some Shield 2nd XI.
https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/england-tour-of-australia-1998-99-61732/australian-xi-vs-england-xi-442645/full-scorecard

They should just do away with all white ball internationals and eliminate 50 over cricket as a format. Keep test cricket and domestic bash for the brainlets

50 over WC still has a lot of prestige
keep tests and 50 overs international and relegate memebash to leagues and domestic only

>Lindus need a Musalman BVLL to bail them out
Embarrassing tbqhwyfam. You'll never see a kafir winning a match for us Pakchads. And the best part is that these Lindutva chuds have to pretend to be happy about this, when you know deep down they're seething their tits off. Even the captain is a sardar lmao.

Narrative status: LOST

very strong smell of poo all of a sudden

another dogshit gimmick is it

Bollywood biopic wen¿
Skysports doco wen¿

As an Englishman,I applaud shubmans gesture of allowing a single to protect Woakes
That is the spirit of criccy that is not being discussed more ngl

umm ..yh.. anyone else LIVID that are Stokest bloody phoned it in while he expected Woakesy to go out and bat one-handed ¿.?

brb
https://youtu.be/VuPNkhW7edk

alrigh' lads

Listened on the radio earlier and have watched the highlights.
• Jamie Smith has no foot-work at all, I feel like this isn’t the first time I’ve noticed this, why the fuck is he rated as a batsman?
•Why can none of the England team play Yorkers?
•Nice of them to give the POTS to the mentally disabled kid.

Over-all the less said the better. But now I’ve calmed down from earlier I feel like saying that India probably deserved the to win that test, and England didn’t really deserve to win the series as much as it pains to say.

Reckon Smiths bigger issue is /weakmind/. Footwork irrelevant when the situation was clearly too much for him. Like Bambi on ice when he needed to be gritting it out.

test

>next test match is in fucking October
Grim. Might join the office fantasy football league to pass the time.

On the bright side England now know where they need to improve before they sail to Australia for the ashes series

Need to improve:
>top order batting
>middle order batting
>seam bowling
>spin bowling
>captaincy
>team section
>selection at the toss

getting me workout in di lads
shame about the criccy innit, the better team won anyway ngl x

>>150100607
x

i have some thoughts
>bumrah has been exposed as a fraud. India wins more without him and he averages 40+ bowling at top 7 batspersons
>Atkinson has good fight in him. couldn't really ever see him getting the team across the line because he couldn't get bat on ball, but he fought hard.
>tongue may be the most erratic bowler to grace the test arena since Harmisons 1st ball wide
>India were outplayed all series and dont really deserve a drawn series. England lost that final test, but India didnt win it
>handshakegate shows the england team are weak minded, likely to be mentally dominated by the young bull konstas
>Australia win 4-1

*farts*

>>150094756

*farts*

>>150101528
kkekKkkk

>>150101533
thought: if you fart you no longer have that fart

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM7kj7wSEUM/

>>150101708
hmmmmmmmmmm....
*farts*

Winners:
>Crawley - three 50s and an average of 32 secures his spot at the ashes
>Jadeja - fourth top runscorer for either team. needed to score some runs since he did fuck all with the ball
>Stokes - England's best bowler
>Archer - probably an argument for him being the best bowler in the world when he can string more than 2 tests together
>Smith - mental midget in the final innings but secured a spot in the team for the next decade
>Gill - top runscorer and captained to a series draw. definitely some weird captaincy decisions throughout but they came away with the cup
>Atkinson - 8 wickets in the test, couldn't hit a beachball in the final innings but he bowled well
>Root - going to overtake Sachin lol

Losers:
>Tongue - he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right
>Woakes - shit all series, tried to save face by batting with one arm but theres no hiding from the fact hes shit
>Bethell - I wanted to see him do well but he couldn't muster a double digit score in two innings
>Bashir & Dawson - not sure england has ever had a good spinner and these two were shit
>Bumrah - exposed as a fraud. stats dont lie and India wins more without him
>Kamboj - fuck this guy was shit, id be surprised if he ever plays again
>English Broadcasting - got india'fied, Indian commentators are all shit and no one wants to hear them

I don't mean to have go annat but that last pommy batter was never going to score many wiv is and in his jumper.

Surely England did not lose chasing 35 runs with 4 wickets in hand?

>>150103862
no but steven pace iykwim haha

Now that the dust has settled, why did Indian top order fail?
Sai Sudarshan, Karun Nair, Yashasvi Jaiswal must answer for their poor performance.

>>150103995
jaiswal had some mental demons
others i don't really care to think about
thought jural actually looked quite solid with the bat

>English Broadcasting - got india'fied, Indian commentators are all shit and no one wants to hear them
dinesh karthik is pretty good desu

still can't believe england lost the series after at one point being in a position where they weren't losing the series

safe!!!!!

>>150104051
Wonder how many Indians they'll shove into the ashes coverage this summer

Feels weird to have a test series without spinners making any impact.

>>150102217
I'd put my man Akashdeep in winners for fucking with Duckett and scoring a daddy double 25.

>>150104247
Isa and Shashtri are shoe-ins

>>150104366
Isas career is over for her primate comment
she's a tennis pundit now

>>150102217
Washington Sundar

>>150104423
yeah fair, he probably sneaks in despite his statpadded century

>>150104247
Broad is in
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM2A452hKRS/

ill statpad u u cheeky lil cunt

Less than 6 hours till proper cricket is back

>>150104402
She was on TMS for pretty much the whole series

PVO (peewee vermin out)

ill statpad you, u cheeky rascal

Australia will never lose another match

Just use a lighter and you'll never lose a match

>>150095755
kek so true
every england series thats a bit close gets brownnosed so hard by our media
or even worse when Crawley hit the first ball 4 in the ashes and they went on about it for a month. test cricket is in a really dire place as only 3 teams play it seriously now so they're trying to hype every tiny thing

I don’t know. You always pocket me lighter

>>150095852
it's an indian site
has been since around 2006 I think and all the jeet writers are terrible even if you disregard the bias
was a good site before that

I remember when cricinfo had to remove the comments because every time it was pajeets seething over some nonsense or another. They once had an article about the greatest left arm bowlers, think it was when Ryan Sidebottom was in his pomp. And there were 1000+ comments seething that Tendulkar wasn’t considered one of the great left arm bowlers

>>150096197
this but unironically lmao
imagine your most famous test win ever being won by a Muslim (and they're still celebrating it kek). have bindia ever won anything important without a based Muslim in the team? hurts your narrative a bit doesn't it lads

>>150095899
genuinely forgot this even happened mate
I had to look it up to make sure it was actually NZ-IND

Imagine a full strength India combining with a full strength Pakistan

Welsh blood Indian heart

I dont understand cricket:(

the perfect unathletic genetic combination doesn't exis-

>rig the pitches
>rig the balls
>rig the coin toss
>rig the boundary rope for muh bazball lmao
>bribe the umps
>fiddle the DRS
>relentlessly timewaste
>sledge
>cry about getting sledged back
>still can't win
Karma.

Yesterday was a terrible advert for the game, just pure bash bing wahoo cricket swinging for the fences, no thought whatsoever

Advice for Jamie 'brainrot' Smith, consider leaving a good length delivery outside off yeah.

Ben Duckett exposed the 'leave' for the dumb boomer '''shot''' it is. wastes everyone's time
>both bowler and batsman waste concentration / energy
>no entertainment value for spectators

>>150105458
kek it's so bad now

Is India's legacy in danger after failing to beat a relevant side in years?

reminder the Southern Hemisphere is up 3-0 in World Test Championships compared to the dire Northern Hemisphere. Or as I like to call it; the poofy homosqueer

Englel are simply feeble without Welsh blood.

>>150105854
Macquarie Island, Australian antarctic territory
15 minutes, champ

late with this...

ONE DAY /CUP/
opening round of the 2025 edition

>Group A

Durham v Sussex
https://youtu.be/hzFXp4YsAEs

Lancashire v Northamptonshire
https://youtu.be/eq086AjJcFo

Yorkshire v Warwickshire
https://youtu.be/T24fnYKmy7Y

>Group B

Glamorgan v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/i2v-80FyS3E

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/QDxfG682fVA

Nottinghamshire v Essex
https://youtu.be/0WB371m3zuc

Honestly exposed England and Bazball this test did. India bat for 2 days to scrape a fucking draw but >we can't manage 70 runs with like 7 wickets in hand. Show's the state Englands test side is in. Entire team should fuck off to franchise cricket. Would be fuming if I was the coach.

>>150105854
Englel might actually win something if they threatened their players with exile to Oz if they lose muh Ashes, just like their criminal ancestors before them.

>>150105779
>comparing the energy levels of a full delievery from a 90mph seamer to a batsman simply standing there watching it go by
T20 brain damage

>>150105779
>swipe
>miss the ball
>swipe
>miss the ball
>swipe
>nick the ball
>caught in slips

mad how I can't name one passable welsh cricketer
was thinking Simon Jones but he probably played decently in 2 tests of his career then was thinking Geraint Jones but remembered he's from PNG

>>150106237
>white genocide is just a conspiracy theory, shariah law will never come to anglo n-ACK!

>>150106270
welsh fire have never had a welsh captain because they're an unathletic people
steve smith going to be their captain now. also bairGOAT was the first, just to make certain man seethe

Mad how unathletic Welsh people are

I am 6 foot 1 and 132 kilos and I have abs

>bald
every. single. time.

hi, is this the criccy general or the strongman champions league¿??

>>150106270
Dean ‘we should bomb their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity’ Jones

>>150106383
nick off fatguts

Spirit currently 40 for 2 after 29 balls

prefer getting bowled tbqh
most kino, absolute and decisive
tabla x

>get given not out
>Hit 6 next ball
This phenomenon needs to be studied

Spirit declared and lost by an innings several years ago actually haha

>>150106272
Even funnier is the Army leaked the database of Afghans working for them so now they have to give citizenship to another 100k terrorists because daddy USA told them to. Coming your way too btw

it's up dilads
https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaCricket/s/dzYVLHO54L

>>150106551
just like nam innit lad

>>150106418
GOTTEM
O
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E

Getting out bad-pad to a spinner going against the turn to forward short leg is the most invigorating dismissal in the sport of cricket.

weird flex but k

My favourite way to get a wicket was a caught and bowled after my left arm pie was slower and looped a bit more and had a bit of back spin and the batsperson scooped it up like he was offering me catching practice. Could only do it on astroturf thoughbeit

The Deep-Duckett Trophy

>>150106737

Remember when Zak Crawley hit that 4.

10 year central contract.

Remember when Ollie Pope inside-edged a 4 just past his stumps?

Vice captain.

>>150106737
>>150106746
noice
>>150106747
keKkkkk MANY such cases in ECB
tall batter thoughbeit
>>150106845
KeKKKKKKK
SAD¡

remember when Stokesy cheated NZ outta a well deserved ODI WC final?¿??
EL CAPITANÉ, soon to be knighted, the poster boy for the Anglo-Saxon ideal!!!

>>150106993
convinced that baz got them back by installing the bazball mind virus, crippling generations of English cricketeers

50 bings

how much do hundie players get paid anyway

about a hundie i reckon or a hundie virgins if they're from donedon or brum iykwim haha

>>150107618
KABOOM
A
B
O
O
M

>>150107570
About a hundredth of an IPL contract lmao

>>150107636
ooof
heard Ambani is getting in to the action this year

>Warner and Williamson in the same team
kino. where else could that happen? this is why we watch the hundred. only a matter of time before it replaces t20 too

Think Essex might have lost here

Shall celebrate the 5th test win, but not the series draw. Twas a golden chance to beat those mercenary toffs. Entertaining, dramatic series leaves both sides with more questions than answers

Shall be watching grainy Youtube clips of Matthew Hayden and Adam Gilchrist making 100's in 240p instead of the great Satan that is the Hundred.

padel is more reddit than bouldering

If I was a pro cricketer I would play the Blundred just for the money but I'm not so shalln't be watching. When I was channel flicking during the chases ad breaks it just seemed to be Vaughan and Finn talking bullshit as per usual.

bouldering is peak reddit but can't really call zachy reddit because he's so bad at it lol

>forgot donedred was gonna start until 20 minutes in
>promptly forgot for another 20 minutes
>game's already 25% over(s bowled)
FUCKING
J U S T
U
S
T

>>150108127
>the chases ad
gotta makena new ch4 account sometime me

Thinking of taking up pickle ball. Reckon it’s a good way to pick up lonely women in some sort of physical shape. Can probably play it at the Everyone Active center near Perivale.
Somebody post the pasta with all the team descriptions before I piss myself. It’s my main contribution to /cric/ culture
>>150107908
Is that the Bopman? The Bopster? Ravi B?

>>150108144
way better than you

>>150107908

just so you know, fellas, we're being discussed in spoo currently. watch out x

>>150108612
won't be true after I train for 10 days
don't have weak welsh genetics you see ol toothpicky

peak delusion fatty

performative male (derogatory)

ol bingo wings always so full of shit

Oasis = Test cricket

Your favourite band = The Hundred

that Tawanda is sOoo hot rn. reckon he will get the call for the Ashes, fellas?

For me it's the 1 (one) 100 (hundred).

>The Hundred
>Five Guys
all you need

>301-3

>>150109311
>bingo wings
it's called being able to do 2 bicep curls you poof

ol bingo wings not happy with his nickname

>playing padel or pickleball
Weak English genes incapable of playing real sport

The hundred is shit and if you’re enjoying it you suck and should be ashamed of yourself

The Donedred's Donedon Spirit

>>150105877
ONE DAY /CUP/ Highlights of the first day of the 2025 edition:
round up: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cglnx9dl0ylo

>Group A

Durham 310/7. (50.0) v Sussex 259. (46.3)
>RESULT: Durham win by 51 runs.
https://youtu.be/ank18uwhlhk

Lancashire v Northamptonshire
>NO RESULT: Match abandoned

Yorkshire 140/5. (32.5) v Warwickshire 137. (36.3)
>RESULT: Yorks win by 5 wickets.
https://youtu.be/eyyCJJAf3No

>Group B

Glamorgan 252. (39.5) v Hampshire 324/6. (50.0)
>RESULT: Hants win by 72 runs.
https://youtu.be/7pAwkvILepQ

Gloucestershire 341/8. (50.0) v Derbyshire 282. (45.5)
>RESULT: Gloucs win by 59 runs.
https://youtu.be/OxwapLI2Lao

Nottinghamshire 283/9. (46.0) v Essex 234. (41.1)
>RESULT: Notts win by 51 runs (DLS Method)
https://youtu.be/cn_coW8589o

>Englel
Hate Myself And Want To Die

>India
LIVE FOREVER

>when the boring test cricket is over and you can start watching The Hundred

>>150107908
not very flattering

>>150108627
you just KNOW

>>150110908
noice

>>150111420
queef QUEEF haha

>>150111816
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>150108918

I MISS SHANE WARNE!

>>150105854
TRUKE

wtf are we supposed to watch for the next few months

The Hundred

>>150114957
who directed it? not sure ive seen it

Boxing day cricket at Zachy's

>>150114951
baseball
still enough time to catch the back third of the season, then playoffs
no jeets shitting up the place either

>>150115055
/mlb/ has their own scourge of v-trannies
arguably worse than the jeets who only pop in to post twice when they win a test

>>150115055
Go Doyers!

>>150115109
PFMA

>>150115171
baseball fren x

>bin off frauderson for wokes
>wokes dies
Will the fraud make a comeback?

>>150115176
I see you x

>>150115178
It's Ollie Robinson's time

Shall be watching the Originals take on the Brave live on Iplayer tonight.
My father in law in visiting from Calcutta and watching cricket together is a good way to bond across the racial divide

any proper cricket on in the foreseeable?

>>150115880
new zealand vs zimbabwe 2nd test

He said proper cricket

Is Bumrah on fraudwatch now?

>>150108044
>Adam Gilchrist
Might as well watch the Hundred at that point

always was desu
never seen him trouble a top batsman. can't recall one (1) spell against Smith or Root or someone good from this era where he's been dominating them

TRINILALOO
R
I
N
I.L
A
L

pavement is just guided by voices but shit

gbv is like the mountain goats but actually shit

>>150116150
†the clean

>>150115628
More chance of Smokey Robinson

>>150116109
Still the undisputed GOAT of this era

lot of dead weight in the 10 commandments, could be assimilated into the 3 lines or less paradigm

don't lie, steal & murder
show respect for the past

sure thing champ
*bangs neighbour's wife* iykwim haha

don't champ me mate.

you're not my mate cunt

now hug

That files under don't steal mate

GOTTEM and propertypilled

>implying women are property
biy misogynistic champs
do better sweatys x

damn, he's doing the ironic leftie midweek insincere, but also cynical take. how entertaining. NOT!

i know you are you said you but what am i

GOTTEM
O
N
E

IT'S A LONG WAY
FOR A SHOT
FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL IYKWIM HAHA

the hundred's on lads. nobody watching?

nobody has ever watched the donedred

Sam Curran’s absurd slower slower ball last night was good. Look forward to him deploying it in the IPL. They should get him back in the test team.

McCoys vs Pom-bear

Who wins?

Space Raiders and a bottle of cherry panda pop

They should call the hundred "the C" because C is the Roman numeral for 100

looks like the hundred and five guys shill is in

>>150116109
definitely overrated so maybe

>>150118997
Chundred

>going from a test series classic to this dogshit the next day
Just have a seven test India series

>every ball is an event
lads, don't 'ate me, but think the concept behind the hundie isn't bad ngl
just wish they had better players representing this gimmick tbqh

Should have the t20 finals start at the conclusion of the summer test series, as a palette cleanser