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>I'm only talking about my QB, no need to mention other QBs in retaliation
โข 2nd most playoff wins of all time
โข 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time
โข Most TDs per game in NFL history
โข Most Yards per game in NFL history
โข Highest win rate of all time
>>150100541>2nd 2ndand the last 3 get beat
I can't wait anymore. I need football
>waste the only great quarterback your club will ever have
Jared Allen split his sack doing his trademark pants celebration.
Even with Josh Simmons I'm still worried about the oline. The starting LT and LG will have 0 games worth of professional experience under their belt. They won't be ready for the Lions, Eagles, Ravens, etc...
>>150100541>2nd highest passer rating in NFL playoff history
>bradysknee never talks about his QB or team and instead post /pol/bait
>kiwi never talks about his Ravens and instead writes gay fanfiction about Bo Nix
>Temujin never talks about his poverty franchise Raiders and is ashamed of his >black QB
>The Steelers Jannu anon rarely mentions his team and instead post anime slop
>Bears/Vikings fans only write fan fiction about their team.
>Eagles fans were hiding before Saquon joined their team
>The Canadian anon only makes "what-if" post about Allen being drafted to the Chiefs
>Italian anon just post random era-adjusted fake stats
I'm the only one who talks about my Chiefs team.
>>150100611Carson Palmer was great too. They also made a Super Bowl with Ken Anderson and Boomer Esiason, both of them were MVPs.
>>150100666oh ok let me just edit it
*of the past 10 years
>>150100666Yeah that guy hasn't watched football for very long
>>150100661Sample size is too small. If Caleb goes on a deep playoff run and averages a 110 passer rating we're not going to pretend he has the best passer rating of all time. You need a bare minimum of 5 post seasons and preferably games where you make a deep run.
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>>150100665Because talking about your team 24/7 is gay as fuck. I can talk Ravens but who wants to hear me write up big spiels about how great Lamar Jackson has been statistically and the depth of our current roster? Talking about the mid level teams and trying to find diamonds in the rough with underrated players/draft prospects is far better discussion
>>150100702you are an absolute retard, go back to watching soccer or whatever you faggots do in the UK
>>150100691/sp/ has always been a relatively good board at defending /pol/ invaders. Also, it seems like the /pol/ invasion has died down on most boards. Used to be every thread was talking about it during the pandemic.
>>150100709nah that's you
>>150100702>I can talk Ravens but who wants to hear me write up big spiels about how great Lamar Jackson has been statistically and the depth of our current roster?You posted yesterday about how your Ravens had the best team. Most of us read that and rolled our eyes. Even if that was true until they get past the Bills/Chiefs nobody cares how well they do in the regular.
This mutt nutrider bitches about webms yet spams his gay charts in EVERY FUCKING THREAD
>>150100681tbf i was just repeating something a youtuber said to see what everyone had to say
>>150100726That's exactly my point. Everyone knows the Ravens have a great team who need to get over the hump against the Bills and Chiefs in the playoffs. There's nothing else to talk about with them unless some crazy injury happens in training camp. Teams like the Broncos, Seahawks, Colts etc are far more interesting with big free agents additions and the potential to elevate above their current spot in the NFL pecking order
>>150100733Iโm a Steelers fan and I firmly believe Khan and Tomlin have destroyed the teamโs future for the next 5 years over these big-name players (that peaked 6 years ago). Steelers wonโt have a salary cap or draft picks to replace the starting roster. Ramsey is washed, Slay is washed, DK is the most overrated receiver in football and is basically the new Odell. Rodgers should be in a retirement home and the offensive line is yet again another disappointment.
10-7, first round exits. AGAIN.
>>150100702I like talking about my team to put fear in the hearts of other fans.
I want them to feel hopeless and get so mindbroken all they can do is post chinese cartoon girls like what we did to the Steelers fan
>>150100733. My Chiefs broke his ass.
>>150100780damn
there really is two chiefs autists
at last, i truly see
Travee Hunty kinda cute ngl
>>150100817There's only one Chiefs fan. The webm
>>150100731 spammer pretends to be a Chiefs fan and argues with himself.
i haven't fed his spam in months so whoever is talking to him is fake.
>>150100763Khan makes the right draft picks (on paper) but his trades and FA moves always seem to baffle
>>150100836Travis Kelce is my favorite NFL player.
WHAT THE FUCK VEACH. I ONLY HAVE THREE ALL PROS PROTECTING ME. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO. IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC. ONLY THREE ALL PROS. ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN
>>150100836i think the lack of football and spending every offseason here has finally made me insane
>>150100836Uh oh.
Schizo Alert
>>150100847>he is so mindbroken by Mahomes that he has TERABYTES of webms and images of him saved on his hard driveBuncos fans are absolutely ravaged by mahomes
>>150100763>>150100843Khan is a disaster. You should never hire GMs who never came up as scouts. As for his draft classes since taking over for Kevin Colbert we haven't seen shit from any of them. Mason McCormick in the 2024 class was a nice hit in the 4th round but none of the others have proven shit
>>150100763Its literally over. The AFC north has fallen
>>150100763>DK is the most overrated receiver in football and is basically the new OdellDK Metcalf didn't even play a full season yet had more yards than any Chiefs player
>>150100891>he thinks im a buncos fanlmfao i would never be a fan of that bum thats 1-8 against teams above .500
no team can win a superbowl without a quarterback
my steelies can play well this year, but i know realistically its impossible to win the owl unless you have a franchise/top 10 guy
unless rodgers pulls an mvp year out of his ass
>>150100847Chiefscord ain't gonna like this one!
>>150100981Rodgers is still elite. When you're older you just need a strong oline. He should have went to another team.
Iโm confused since so many teams have changed cities
Which is the current team for the Mexican American man?
its time for Travis Kelce to man up and punch Drumpf in the face
>>150101131Choose between the Chargers, Rams, and Raiders ese. If you're a thug just go Raiders.
>>150101146You finally said something based for once
>>150101146Trump got LT to protect him. LT will fuck that limp wristed faggot up.
>>150100895I'm just saying the picks he makes make sense, as opposed to his offseason moves
Though I feel he may be trying too hard to fill team needs rather than just take BPA
>>150101131do you year jorts with tank tops? raiders
You have a edgar haircut? 49ers
you could pass as a white in a good day?chargers
>>150101176>>150101149lol itโs not for me
I just recall back in the day the raiders or cowboys were the quintessential Mexican teams
Donโt know if it has changed
>>150101167Good luck faggot Travis got super powers from astrazeneca vacine
>>150101200>I just recall back in the day the raiders or cowboys were the quintessential Mexican teamsBut you're posting with an american flag. You should become a Cowboys fan.
>>150101233Who is this whore?
>>150101233dayum
>>150101200Ngl i love how the cowboys are the laughingstock
The boomer memes with cowboys fans are hilarious
Can you guys post some cowboys memes
>>150101286>sack pickscott
>Browns are signing QB Tyler โSnoopโ Huntley, who spent part of last season with Cleveland.
lol
>>150100763DK is overrated sure but it's unfair to compare him to a guy whose entire career was defined by a single catch in a game he didn't even win
>>150101224Lawrence Taylor has been smoking crack since the 80s. He's the ultimate crackhead and unstoppable.
>>150100758what do you find interesting about the colts
>>150101200The Steelers and Niners are popular with spics too
>Ennis Rakestraw out for some time with shoulder injury
Aww ffs
>>150100665>bradysknee never talks about his QB or team and instead post /pol/baitYou're an idiot and your love for a con artist friend of Jeff has blinded you.
Rasm boutta finna win da owl
>>150101318I guarantee you they'll keep all four, start all four (in that order) and go 5-12.
>>150100691Does that message apply to all politics or just the stuff you dont like?
>>150100477 (OP)Why is the NFL media glazing The North Carolina and South Carolina โCarolina Panthersโ of Charlotte, North Carolina (formerly Clemson, South Carolina) >Weโre only going 8-9, but everything in my Carolina media bubble says >weโre big storyline of pheonix resurgence
>>150101463Honestly, top tier latin genetics are insane
>>150101371>con artist friend of jeffBut I dont love you stupid pedo tripfag
>>150101472What about questioning the fake student athlete council featuring an actual sex offender and NOT Saquon despite the rapist Trump lying and saying Saquon was part of it?
>>150100665>>Eagles fans were hiding before Saquon joined their teammy ass
I talk about my Eagles plenty
not my fault you butt your sore ass in when I do
>>150101468And Gabriel or Sanders will have an initial meme game followed by 2-3 lolcow games with a combined 20.7 QB rating
>>150101505I mean isnt this post grounds for
>>150100691Or is it cause pedosknee is a cocksucking ball gargling mod sock puppet
>>150100711>/pol/ invasion has died down on most boardsunfortunately it's worse, they integrated
vidya and the internet is currently undergoing sweeping censorships that Jack Thompson would have wet dreams about
the threads are filled with puritan moralfags saying that actually it's a good thing credit card payment processors have the power to censor media
>>150101574Low. Quality. Bait.
>>150101581>the threads are filled with puritan moralfags saying that actually it's a good thing credit card payment processors have the power to censor mediaI mean nobody is saying this at all but okay.
Herbertโs offensive line is still ass
>>150101523Nah you fags were quiet for most of the 20s until mid season of last year when it was clear Saquon was a difference maker.
>>150101581>>the threads are filled with puritan moralfags saying that actually it's a good thing credit card payment processors have the power to censor mediaI'm saying this
>Ravens are stacked
>Lions are stacked
>Vikings are stacked
>Eagles are stacked
Why is the Chiefs GM so shitty?
>>150101638It's funny as we accelerate toward full authoritarianism where now money isn't money.
Gay
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>>150101682I keep saying the Chiefs are propped up by Kelce, Mahomes, and Reid. Their roster really isn't that good.
>>150101682This team loses division to the Broncos.
Im a pedo who wont get banned because I gag on mod cock daily
Is it just me or should every American citizen that doesn't believe all American citizens deserve equal rights be beaten unconscious
Also, who will have the worst record this season?
>>150101682I forgot that Memeshew is the Queefs backup.
>>150101631nigger we went to the superbowl in '22, our second year we had a new coach and QB as the official starter but I guess we don't spam the general as much as you do so it doesn't count or something
get the fuck out of here
>>150101731many such cases
>>150101631They're so full of shit. They wanted their coach fired in October.
1. Lamar
2. Allen
3. Burrow
4. Mahomes
5. Hurts
6. Mayfield
7. Goff
8. Daniels
9. Stafford
10. Love
>>150101676Because I'm gay
>>1501017741. Allen
2. Mahomes
3. Burrow
4. Lamar
5. Hurts
6. Stafford
7. Daniels
8. Goff
9. Mayfield
10. Stroud
>>150101796Good list. But also grim how shit the modern QB are.
>>150101777Based. Take that bitch's knees out. If my team's gonna lose anyways, they might as well hurt a few of the best players on the other team to make the season worth watching.
>>150101743fuck you I was on the wop train from DAY 1
I believed in him when everyone else was asking what he even does
win superbowls, that's what he does
>the browns signed ANOTHER quarterback
>>150101735I just remembered that the Eagles cucked Carson Wentz out of a 2nd bench ring
>>150101887maybe he could've gotten a starter ring if he didn't let an ACL tear utterly mindbreak him
Kenny Pickett WILL win the starting job, and then get benched week 5.
>>150101887Guy has to be loaded, I don't know why he doesn't retire before he gets injured again
>>150101909No one knows or cares about what you keep posting.
>>150101861I'm an Eagles fan and I think Hurts is a good QB and deserves to be #5, definitely top 10, but in the 2010s he'd be a bottom 15 QB.
>thread spends more time talking about tripfag drama than actually talking about football
Yeah these threads are in terminal decline.
>>150101938yeah, it sucks
>>150101932you can't genuinely believe this.
>>150101938just 3 more days and we can talk about preseason games
gotta make it 3 more days
just 3 more days
>>150100541>worst single half in NFL playoff history
>>150101774>>150101796Nice regular season rankings.
Now make one that includes the playoffs.
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718
>>150101970I'll be playing the Battlefield 6ยฎ Early Access Beta
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>>150101963Well, in no order
>Brady>Peyton Manning>Brees>Rivers>Rodgers >Roethlisberger >Luck>Newton>Wilson>Smith>Vick>Eli Manning >RG3>Foles >FlaccoHe clearly wouldn't be top 10 and it's arguable if he'd be 10-15. Just being honest desu.
>>150102005Let's include the superbowl
>>150101473It's kinda funny how the Panthers have been so bad for so long that not being a bottom 5 team for once (still bottom 10) and *almost* winning some games against big name opponents is the most hope they've seen in years.
>>150101988Show me what another QB's stats looked like in their 5th super bowl at that age. Oh wait, they weren't good enough to make it to them. Sad
>>150102019>>Smith>>Vick>>Eli Manning>>RG3>>Foles>>FlaccoYou can't be serious
>>150102019>Smith>Vick>Eli Manning >RG3>Foles >Flaccohe's better than all of them
lions are already in midseason form
>>150100541I don't even need to mention Brady to burst your bubble, Mahomesfag
>>150102052>>150102053Peak Flacco was kino, and Vick would be better than Hurts ffs. I was just listing QBs desu. He'd probably settle in that like 12-15 range but he could easily be out of the top 15.
>Mike Evans
>Chris Godwin
>Emeka Egbuka
leagues fucked. I hope Eagles realize that their defense isn't containing the Buccs
>>150102074Vick was the first dual threat QB
>>150102075is that even a top 5 trio?
>>150102087Evans and Godwin was the best duo, so yes
>>150102074Peak Flacco showed up for one postseason and Vick wasn't better than Hurts. I get the idea, obviously today's top 5 isn't as strong as it was a decade ago when the greatest QBs of the sport were playing but let's at least be reasonable about it.
>>150102075thinking about the iggles?
>>150102087off the top of my head, no order
>Eagles>Bengals>Vikings>Dolphins?>Lions?They could be top 5 desu
>>150102079Vick was fucking awesome, he was so much fun to watch
Is mahomes a confirmed cuck and not just a pretend one? I need to know before I pick a team to root for this season.
>>150101912He got paid $3.3M last year to ride the bench
>>150102124brother, seek help and gain media literacy, this is now a news aggregate