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>>150102393 (OP)
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PHI: Kyle Schwarber went 3-for-5 with two home runs and six RBI against the Orioles on Monday
HOU: Jeremy Peña went 2-for-4 with an RBI on Monday, leading the Astros to an 8-2 victory over the Marlins
CHC: Michael Soroka was removed from Monday’s start against the Reds with right shoulder discomfort
DET: Wenceel Perez went 1-for-2 with a walk and a solo home run against the Twins on Monday
CIN: Nick Lodolo was removed from Monday’s start against the Cubs with a left index finger blister
NYY: Austin Slater was removed from Monday’s series opener against the Rangers with left hamstring tightness
CWS: White Sox activated 1B Tim Elko from the 10-day injured list; optioned him to Triple-A Charlotte
SD: Padres manager Mike Shildt told reporters Michael King (shoulder) could potentially make his next start in the majors

Royals!

schwarmvp

Bo!

Schwarber

'stros

girl's with vagina's

>>150102393 (OP)
Mets

>>150102393 (OP)
Guards!

no...No...NO!

>>150102426
whats with the power salute?

>mest

KEK MEST

My Jints :(

jfc Baty

lolmets

The Cleveland Indians

Wife said Wednesday comes back Wednesday so get ready for creeps posting that thing Latina

Cubyals?

>>150102393 (OP)
>cleans out his locker and leaves the clubhouse without speaking to any teammates
>throws his angels water bottle in the trash
keku

at least we don't live in cleveland

baty holy fuck lmao

LET'S GO DOGGERS

>>150102393 (OP)
cursed image

Judgy dumper

>>150102458
what a classless player

>>150102461
cleveland isn't nearly as bad as people want you to think

poodres lol

>>150102423
MLB's current Hit leader. And to think people wanted him traded this year.

>>150102472
Fuck off we’re full

LOL MESTBORICUAS

NICE TRADE ACQUISITION!

>>150102458
Shouldn't he be in prison for tax fraud?

>>150102478
>shit leader

>>150102482
Why would he go to prison? Not paying taxes makes you smart, the president says so

Retarded Mike Sarbaugh fucked this game up
>>150102480
>scoreboard watching
ishiggydiggy my niggy

why are balks even a thing?
why cant I fake out the runner as much as I want?
seems weird to allow hidden ball tricks but not balks

T J
J

>>150102461
>New York
kek

>>150102498
That would be dumb, people would get picked off all the time

>>150102498
it would ruin the pace of play you faggot
kys

cedric mullins walk off coming up

I sent Marte's mom a text last night lol

>>150102498
there wouldnt be stolen bases, for example, without balks being called on pitcher fuckery

>>150102498
the hidden ball trick is cheap as fuck and whoever tries that should get a 100mph ball to the noggin

>>150102508
the most important city in the world, seethe harder

hard to win a game with only 2 hits imo

>>150102518
nah it’s kino cause it’s so rare

>>150102498
That would mean players would have to wait until the pitcher lets go of the ball to start stealing, which means literally zero people could steal a base anymore.

>Sears' Poodres debut
>Already getting destroyed in the 1st

>>150102509
just dont lead off so far?
>>150102510
aren't they restricted to three attempts at a pick off already?

lmao royals

>>150102525
>that hand
what in the FUCK

>>150102519
Enjoy your next commie mayor and hope you can defend yourself with just a wooden spatula, sewer rat.

>>150102393 (OP)

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

Mets what are you doing

Abreu and Wong just said fuck you to the ump

>Poodre Prellar's trade deadline acquisitions

>>150102532
Fuck my life

BREWGODS

Sneks

Is starting pitching the Padres weakness now?

>>150102546
that's wong

>>150102530
I don’t think you understand balks at all. Imagine if a pitcher just repeatedly started pitching, but then stopped mid motion. It’d be retarded and ruin the game.

>>150102536
Imagine getting fisted by her.

>>150102537
>he thinks nyc is dangerous
oh, precious child.

>poodres about to get buttfucked and the vtumor avatarfagging poodrepaco isn't here for me to mock
Pussy. But that's par for the course

>>150102520
My brewgods won a game today with only 3 hits

Wife won’t fuck me, any ideas?
My team is losing so I’ve given up on baseball for the night

metsbuddies....

Get it from someone else

>>150102568
You’re in too deep fren

LOL MEST

>>150102498
>why cant I fake out the runner as much as I want?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuoHllgmLo0

>>150102525
Wait... I don't remember Yankee Stadium have fireworks before. When they win a playoff game it's all people from the upper seats throwing confetti and shit

>>150102570
make a tinder profile of her and see how many matches she would get

>mest

fucking brutal mets bros

>>150102562
> oh, precious child.
You have to go back

>>150102562
Nah, only Citifield and Queens
t. Had to fight off a pack of Venezuelans trying to get inside the stadium

Cock tease of an ending. GG Indian savages.

>POODRES

FAGGets kek!

>mestboricuas

>>150102583
lol that’s a good way to get dumped

Pesty Mesty kek

muncybros we are so back

>doyerpacos cant stop talking about the Padres
kek

poodres kek

>Why yes, Im the KEK MEST spammer
>How could you tell?

the YANKEES SUCK birds are chirping at Fenway again when the team are trying to comeback from the abominal series sweep by Marlins

wuh oh

The official rules PDF on MLB’s website is 192 pages long WTF

Sears drenched af, not too bad to keep it a 1 run lead. Love his punchout. Now get some runs, you bum.

Fuck it, we on base.

KEK FAGSBY

how do you just miss first base like that lmao

>cusb

>>150102626
Covert to word and shrink the font size

Jays missed Varsho so much, wouldn't want anybody else roaming CF for this team.

>>150102525
fat tattooed pig with fake yellow hair and orange skin
yikes

>>150102640
Monkey Batts transition needs to be studied

You can't slug 'em all GOAT…

>>150102640
would!

>entire team is a slush fund for livarpool
>12 games over .500 anyways
APOLOGIZE

stupid retarded Rags
you can't do anything right

why are all these slopshit girls depicted in beach gear near completely unswimmable bodies of water?

>>150102667
my brother in christ get a life

I don't think I've ever seen anyone who wasn't making a turn for second miss first base before. What a weird base running blunder by the Cubes.

>>150102676
The AI and the subhumans using it have never actually been to a beach

>>150102682
you gotta wonder whats wrong with the brains of dudes who get ooga booga over such a unnatural ass

>>150102676
I don’t even think the slopfag is verbal, he just generates and posts image after image in stoic, debilitatingly autistic silence.

>>150102689
They’re usually steroid mutants themselves that also get plastic surgery.

>>150102689
they're lardos also

>>150102698 would unironically be a better hooker lay than >>150102682

Where's Poodrepaco Mococo?

Jankeewhore poster is gonna be 10 times worse than the AI sloppee one. These aren't real women in those pics

>>150102704
What’s hooker lay, precious? What’s hooker lay?

A caller into Philly radio said tonight's game is the first time a team hit a solo, 2 run, 3 run, and grand slam in that order in the same game.
Nerds? Is that true?

>>150102697
those guys with the spray on beards that look like they were drawn on?

Weave does it all. Middle relief, set up, closing. Great development from Matt Blake & Co.

>>150102719
damn, who's the dude on the left? he's hot!

Imagine being named after a department store chain that has only a few stores around

>>150102682
>fat
dropped
>>150102698
>dyed hair
>tattoos
dropped

kek poodres

PRRRTTTTTTT

How do you miss first base?

>>150102724
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

that funky muncy

>>150102728
>>150102729
rent fucking free

Sneks

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150102682
Ok that has to be stinky

strikeoutani

>strikeoutani

oh tranny 3rd in majors in being struck out

they don't know real ass

poodres kek

BASES LOADED IN ARIZONA

kek there's like 10 people giving dookie a standing ovation

>swinging at that
Really bad

W E W

This Poodre pitcher fucking sucks. Get him out of there.

the cubs are so gay bros. pca is retarded

>>150102746
that's just fat

poopoopeepeecacapoodres lmao

dookiesisters.... our standing ovation......

>>150102735

AAAAIEEEEEEEE POODRESISTERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>150102762
>doyerNPCs posting the same memes over and over again

Can't Ohtani go back to using the shorter bat? He was raking with it, why does he keep making it longer when it clearly translates to higher K rate

whats the point...

Super bullpen or something

Get Sears some cold Porcari sweat and water, looks like he's gonna pass out from heat exhaustion :(

>Camill Doval on the bump
Cashman Defenders about to get vindicated

>>150102762
>>150102735

PRRRRRRRRT

>Doval warming
and the loss streak continues

kek poodres

Tucker doesn't want to go to the IL because he thinks it'll affect his next contract
does he not understand that if he keeps playing like this it'll affect his contract??
just go to the IL, he's obviously not right. GOD

stinky poodres kek

>>150102786
Post the link faggot

we got too cocky dodgerbros...

Does /mlb/ think Greg Maddux would have been dominant in this area of flame throwers?

You thought the Yankees season was over but it's only begun tonight and when Judge returns? You're all fucked. Especially you Red Suxx

>ASSnow

>>150102799
please try going for a swim there and report back to us

My berds

>>150102801
>Greg Maddux
who?

>texass
>rags

Camilos wild ride poster on suicide watch

Matt Blake truthers won

Cashman won the deadline

>>150102802
>oh the Yanks won? (checks score)
>2 innings left, barely protecting a 1 run lead
kek

Beating the rags is like winning the World Series for Boone and yankeeluigis

>>150102818
>David Bochy
>mindFUCKED by Boone
Lol. Lmao even.

>DOYERPACOS
KEK

doyerpacos kek

>Bednar warming
Yankee mega bullpen loading…

Cashman won the deadline.

>>150102801
Anyone who relied on any pitch that wasn’t just “throw ball fast” would be especially dominant. Modern pitching is complete ass compared to the 1990s.

>>150102811
Based doggie doo lifelong

>>150102817
>he thinks the redneck rags can touch based weaver

Just get ready for the cowgirls to go 0-17

cope on em, poodres!

Why is Glaslow such a highly touted pitcher when he’s giving up HRs to the >redbirds?

kek machimpo

>Monkey Machimpo

kek machimpo

this is it for the doyers. they have already lost the game. even a 1 run lead is too much for them to come back. ohtranny and dookie have been completely exposed.

kek machimpo

max muncy is fat

Matt Blake’s biggest achievement. (jk: weave deserves credit too)

>>150102858
This but unironically

>>150102860
Did you miss posting this?

Ump was right

>>150102861
Its time to extend the dream weaver

that funky muncy

that walky muncy

atobttr

Reds!

gg cusb

>cubs vs reds has a capacity crowd bottom 9 on a Monday night
Cubs have the best fans tbqh

gg reds im off to end my own life

Nice we on board. Sucks Xander was up.

Yup. They ALL bounced back.

Cashman won the deadline.

Stankeedoo faggot on suicide watch

>Tommy Edman out rest of the season
Uh oh.

>>150102858
>poodrepedos actually believe this
lol

Ah, so Conforto is up to bat.

>>150102884
>the best fans
none of them can name two players from the 2016 team

>>150102894
we call him clutchforto now

Oops! All strikes!

Stankedoo faggot absolutely silent

>>150102897
really

>>150102900
Is this dude like 280lbs or what

>>150102897
i still call him cumfarto

>RAGS
>REST OF MLB

Top fucking kek. Time for Judge to solidify his 2025 AL MVP, Stanton to be ALCS MVP again

>>150102896
I’m not a cubs fan and I can name half that team

My cubs are frauds

>>150102912
my point exactly

This can't be happening to me!!!
gg reds vgh

>>150102897
his plate discipline reminds me of Muncy some

Is /mob/ ready to admit that Cashman won the deadline and that Matt Blake is the best pitching coach to ever grace America’s pastime?

Redlegs win! Eat shit Cubes!

>Sears still on the mound

The brewers never lose I’ve never seen anything like it

kek scuba

poodres kek

>>150102919
yes /mob/ is ready to admit it

Sneks

poopoocacadoodoopeepeepoodres kek

PRRRRRRRRRRT

>Well yes, we believe /mlb/ cheated. We knew we won the deadline back then. We had the best team out there.

Well might as well eat some inning, Sears. Surprised Preller didn't get Langelier at the trade deadline.

>>150102905
Just wait until he puts the 2025 World Series ring on

>>150102896
Hilarious cope. But that’s fine, do what you have to do. Be a lying sack of shit, that’s your prerogative.

The San Diego caca doo doo wee wee poo poo

>>150102939
if you think your average cub fan is half as knowledgeable as your average cards fan you're fucking delusional

Bo!

Your 2025 World Series Champs, the Milwaukee Brewers!

Why is Sears drenched like he just ran a marathon?

>doggie doo fans watch the poodres
>poodres fans watch the doggie doos
How long before they psyop themselves into switching sides?

Is it weird that the Reds were the first professional baseball team and had literally every word to chose from....and they chose Reds?

Bellinger? That was me
RyMac? All me.
Amed Rosario? Indeed.
Doval? Yup, you guessed it.
Bednar? Mhm, yes.

>>150102955
poodres are false flagging as doyerchads making fun of them because they crave attention. pathetic.

FIRE PRELLAR!

Yeah I'm thinking he won the deadline.

Sneks win this easily, get fucked poodres

Nobody fell for that DH LARPing as a third baseman right?

>>150102968
>yfw there are people on /sp/ RIGHT NOW that think the yankees don't have the 2025 world series already won

>>150102954
It's 107 Degrees in Arizona right now. Bro needs some fucking Gatorade.

>>150102956

"we" didn't. the first franchise (unrelated to the current franchise) was called the Cincinnati Base Ball Club. the current team, founded in 1881, stole the "red stockings" nickname from a different team that played between the two. newspapers started calling us the "reds" to differentiate us from the boston team who also went by "red stockings"

Jays are crushing it

Not sure if there are many Snekfrens tonight or they are Doyerpacos masquerading to dunk on the Poodrepacos

doyerpacos really do be caring more about the Chadres than their own team kek

>>150102979
>naturally

>>150102981
What a shame!

>>150102955
and they both watch the mets

>>150102952
For Bob

>joc pederson
ok we lose just end it now

>thin at SP
>trade for one skrub SP
>leaves the game after 2 innings with shoulder discomfort in his first start after the deadline
You can only kek & LeL

>>150102986
I'm just trying to watch Padres baseball.

Cashman won the deadline you filthy N-

ITS HAPPENING!

Some teams gonna offer Bo a gorillion dollars and he won't be a Blue Jay anymore after this season ;_;

muh rockies

Stankeedoo 'em!

>rags walk it off
STANKEES KWAB

tie game bitches

KYS for giving up a home run to fucking Joc Peterson

Stankeedoo em!!!!!!!

Just give the dallass texass rednecks some hope but always fail just like the cowgirls

WHAAAT THE FUUUUUCK

27 FUCKING RINGS

Yankees saw Devin Williams throw the Brewers' season away and said 'yeah, I want some of that'.

>>150103041
>>150103043
cope and seethe

>>150102956
The Reds were not the first professional baseball team. That is a myth.

STINKEES KEK

THE BULLPEN HAD 13 up 13 down BEFORE DEVIN NIGGERIAMS

Kek stankeedoos

>>150103047
27. Count em

>>150103013
who?

>>150103060
cub's

HOLY FUCKING KEK
HOW DID THE YANKEES BLEW THAT SHDJFJDKDORLGLTLH

>black relievers

>implying the yankees aren't just gonna hit everything for a homer in the 10th

There's a reason New York is alpha as fuck and you can't be us

If it's not Doval then it's fucking Williams too

it feels unfair to bitch about the Reds getting lucky tonight with back to back oopsie daisy check swing hits when it was obvious after one pitch that Lodolo was obviously going to shove it up the Cubs ass tonight

OH SHIT WE DOIN THE STANKEEDOO PLOP AGAIN TN???

pretty sure assnow is doing this shit on purpose to piss me off

kek poodres

A proposal. Combine the Yankees and Mets. Maybe then they can win a division.

27 rings. How many do the poverty rags have? Just one

>>150103088
Hit us wit dat Stankeedoo plop!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Please to tell, why you think your GM is worse than Brian Cashman. Because I doubt it.

poodrebros...

PRRRRRRRRRRT

>WAAAAAH WAAAAAH MY WANKEES WON 1 RING IN THE 21ST CENTURY WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU SHIT TEAMS WAAAAAAAH

Devin is a middle reliever larping as a closer. Boone knows this.

KEK POODRES

uh oh stinky poodres

Does he dislike blacks?

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

>>150103098
how many in the past two decades?

kikuchi sounds like a dirty made up word

Do the stankeedoo!

>poodres suddenly slumping too
yup red sox going for another 10 win streak after sweeping them this weekend. good riddance of bogaerts

>>150103132
It sounds like kimchi

>10th inning pitcher Jake Bird
Good…goood…high iq vindication game by Matt Blake. Devin humiliation ritual.

27

>POODRES

>>150103132
Wait until you find out about Kikuchi disease

poodrepedos..

>>150103133
Stankeedoo 'em!

digits and bird blows the save

freddie :)

We have two outs to get a sac fly

FREDDIE :)

freddie :3

Stay mad doyerpacos, Chadres still won the trade deadline.

freddie :)

Freddie :)

Freddie :)

>dodgers don’t have a hit yet
yams must not be on the hill cause no one in LA is watching kek

fweddie :3

Okie nice Ferminator. Makes up the messy Sears inning haha

>>150103166
based retard

overrated :)

>>150103166
lol @ this retard

>>150103160
>trade away future superstar ss for a reliever
nice win

>>150103166

>>150103131
>only 1 world series
>texass

thats what you repuglikkkans get

Who will stop us?

>walking volpe
ngmi

Freddie :D

>Austin Wells
Don't care, pinch hit this faggot before he gidp

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150103186
stankeedoo 'em!!

sit the fuck down yankee faggots

>>150103156
ugly, you can keep that one

>>150103186
LOL

Give your energy to the rags!

>>150103180
how many yankee rings in your lifetime, faggot?

stinkees KEK

4D CHESS RANGERS INNING
HERE COMES THE WALKOFF

>you now remember RoTY-3 Austin Wells

>>150103186

The Bleacher Creatures so just refuse to do the Roll Call in the next home game as a protest for how shit the team is. They don't deserve any support.

AARON JUDGE X RAYS CAME BACK

Soroka to IL

>>150103198
\o/

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150103198
Hockey season isn't here yet.

>>150103199
5. More than your entire redneck beta franchise

>Semen
automatic out

JANKEES LOSE STATUS?

>>150103208
The roll call is gay as fuck so maybe they’ll manage to eek out a win. eke!

>>150103206
Buddy Guy just turned 89 five days ago and released a new single I heard on the radio on my way home today.

>>150103074
>doubleplaykees

Time to get some Gelato.

>>150103220
LMAOOOO YOU'RE OLD AS FUCK BRO AHAHAHA WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SITE

>Jake Bird
Yankees is now a bird team.

Inside the park home runs are counted as a HR in the players stats, but what about “little league home runs” which are inside the park home runs caused by fielding/throwing errors and other defensive blunders?

Gg Rags. We always lose game 1…and the series…

>>150103230
yummy

>>150103228
Based blues guitar appreciator

>>150103232
I was born in 1996

>>150102769
exactly

>>150103234
Depends on scorer but most are doubles or triples + error allowing runner to advance

>>150103238
i pieced that together, grampa. don't you have a bingo game to wake up for?

He still won the deadline

To the 11th inning we go!
Singles and Yanks win

>>150103255
Retard hahahahahahaha

DA JANKEES ARE SCARED!

>>150103228
>>150103237

Dansby still gets to creampie his hot ass wife. welcome to my twisted world

>>150103255
Oh no no no

>>150103260

when was the last time the skankees had an ace?

>>150103255
Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150103253
he sure as hell didn't win the hairline

>>150103252
Your generation doesn't know how to talk to women. RIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

stankeedoo 'em!!!
stankeedoo 'em!!!
stankeedoo 'em!!!

27 rings

DAAAAA JANKEEEEEES LOOOOOOSE!

GEORGE IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150103269
whatever you gotta tell yourself, old timer

>>150103255
THIS POST RIGHT HERE
STANKEEDOO EMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

>>150103255
Yankees are officially cursed

>>150103271
SMOKE EM!

>>150103255
Kek

That’s a rags win!

>yankeelytics cancer
Oh my. Get in the showers boys. Unacceptable.

>>150103255
kek

>>150103280
Your generation is too beta to TALK to women let alone buy a house

>>150103270
>>150103272
>>150103275
>>150103278
>>150103279
>>150103282
>>150103283
>>150103285
>>150103289
27! Count em you fucking peasants!

>stankeedoo em

>Mockies

>>150103298
you can't even afford rent, which is why you live above your parents' garage in hoboken

go Sneks

>>150103301
Just what the Jays needed

>>150103300
REDEEM THE STANKEEDOO PLOP!!!!

Dodgers never do shit against Sonny Gray

Yankees will have to suffer two curses in 85 years from now:
>New Yankee Stadium Curse
>Game 4 Goblinos Curse

Based Korean Rag with the jack

Mental health break time? Yes.

2 Rings. Two electric and inspiring World Series wins. BACK TO BACK. Won with a thunderous walk off home run that nobody will ever forget. Who needs a bunch of rusty old rings and a pocket watch? They literally had to rig a strike and change the rules of the game to stop us.

TOUCH EM ALL JOE. You'll never hit a bigger home run in your life, and nobody has EVER COME CLOSE!

>>150103302
I actually live in Jersey City. I make more money in a day than you do a year

>>150103209
He's got that (hot) dog in him

>>150103237
>>150103228
>>150103260
>Buddy Guy
outlived all his contemporaries except Willie Nelson.

>>150103322
JERSEY CITY LMAOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP AHAHAHA

Can I haz Sears dad?!

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!

>>150102393 (OP)
does pigroach think that when he strikes out it counts for his pitching stats?

>>150103324
RAWWWWWWWWK AND ROLLLL AINT NOISE POLLUTION RAWWWWWWWWK AND ROLL IT'LL NEVER DIEEEEEEEEEE

Even Ty Grance with a hit LMFAO

>>150103320
2025 is a dud. How's ‘26 with Kyle Tucker and Bellinger lookin?

baboone destroyed the jankees

Yankees sub is now a sub for candles

>>150103321
Holy fucking based

>>150103340
No Heiny hit unfortunately, it coulda been 11 Blue Jays with a hit tonight.

all those replies lmao

>>150103329
You wish you could afford it pleb. Shave your pubebeard and maybe you can make legit money

A STANTONIAN B-ACK!

I apologize for shitting on you earlier Glasnow

Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150103356
Ali Sanchez should pitch the 9th

>>150103321
You mean they had to rig a strike to stop Montreal

>>150103359
yeah i wish i could afford all the pollution and population density of a real borough with none of the culture lmaoooo

24(Twenty Four) hits

Oh nevermind, Straw makes it 11 Jays with a hit

Well here's a little dance that we like to do
get on your feet and join in too
one step to the left another to the right
hands on your hips and hold them tight
bring it all back now that's all you gotta do
and now you know how to do the stankeedoo

24 hits easy

>Kenta Maeda
Yankees should had take Chad Green instead.

>>150103366
he gives up solo home runs. that's his thing

>>150103358
nah that's just KutterisKing non stop spamming

>>150103381
all the 3 ball counts were getting to me

>>150103358
Let me guess, retards calling for Boone to be fired because Devin Williams sucks and was buckbroken by Pete Alonso?

It's time…

Only a geriatric Don Mattingly can save us from Baboone.

>>150103368
seconded

>>150103369
Yeah well I like the Expos too so yeah, they pulled out all the stops to keep Canada from winning another WS. No wonder there's rumors of another strike/lockout after this year. God forbid the Jays win. Manfred won't be happy.

Ohtani has some shit ass taste in music

>>150103371
I guarantee we pay for your shit red state

Enjoy your floods

>>150103395
That Jamie Moyer smoke

>>150103383
I hate that faggot. I hate all those stan accounts.

>>150103398
he's feelin good tho

chasetani

Hi I’m Aaron Boone and this is Jackass!

>>150103405
and that's why he thinks he can hit shit like that

Jays in 30 going to be lit

Now everybody do the Stankeedoo plop!
*plop plop stomp*
*plop plop stomp*
Now everybody do the Stankeedoo plop!
*plop plop stomp*
*plop plop stomp*

>>150103402
That one at least isn't a stan account so much as a Yankees hate account and he does a good job

>>150103399
>floods
you don't even understand basic geography and you can't hack it in the city despite being almost 30. i actually feel bad for you man

good call blue

dookie UMPED

>>150103418
my rockies setting new records every day :)

>pitcher throws underhand and the ball just rolls 40 feet on the ground
>STEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE
>what you gonna do about it vegan bitch boy?
umpgods win again

>dookie butts

cocksucker calls a strike on a pitch 5 inches lower than the pitch he called a ball on Glasnow

>>150103238
based 96er
zillennials rise up!

Normally I’d get angry at that ump but dookie would’ve just popped out

No Fucking No! GiantsBros! We were up 4-1! How did we Fucking lose!? I had to go do some stuff and turned off the game it was Fucking over with Verlander having pitched a gem and you are telling me we Fucking blew this!?

Fucking how!? BULLSHIT!

>>150103367
Do the stankeedoo!

>>150103434
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>>150103440

ABS when???

Kill Boone. Behead Boone. Roundhouse kick Boone into the concrete. Slam dunk Boone into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Boone. Defecate in Boone's food. Stir fry Boone in a wok. Launch Boone into the sun. Toss Boone into active volcanoes. Twist Boone's head off. Feed Boone to piranhas. Curbstomp Boone. Judo throw Boone into a wood chipper. Karate chop Boone in half. Pee in Boone's gas tank. Crush Boone in a trash compactor. Trap Boone in quicksand. Liquefy Boone in a vat of acid. Eat Boone. Dissect Boone. Exterminate Boone in the gas chamber. Stomp Boone's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Boone in the oven. Lobotomize Boone. Mandatory abortions for Boone's female relatives. Grind Boone fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Boone in goulash grease. Vaporize Boone with a ray gun. Kick old Boone down the stairs. Feed Boone to alligators. Slice Boone with a katana. Strap Boone to an artillery shell. Use Boone as tank lubricant. Strangle Boone. Draft Boone. Rape Boone. Throw Boone into the sun. Human centipede Boone's family for energy. Report Boone to the IRS. Van Boone. Drop Boone down a volcano. Defecate in Boone's nostrils.

>>150103423
You live in texass and don't believe in science

Soooo
when do the yankees fire boone?

Ohtani has 7 strikeouts in 12 ABs (15 PAs) to start off August

>>150103471
>don't believe in science
??? is this how narrow minded you truly are? no wonder you can't afford a place in manhattan

GG Rox, that was slugfest

>>150103464
Extend Boone!

>>150103478
literally swings at everything

>>150103481
You’re being trolled dummy

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>>150103487
nu

>>150103479
I could afford a place in Manhattan but it's nicer to walk to work in Jersey. Enjoy your car payment tariffs. Do you regret your vote yet redneck?

Yumbo Yack secured, thank you based glasnow
if only the offense could do anything

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>150103491
>he doesn't even WORK in the city
my guy...

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>>150103464
It's not boone's fault. The yankees have to keep the daego Volpe in play, otherwise every single greaseball WOP in NY would start rooting for the mets

BROS DON'T DO THIS TO ME. BOTH THREADS LOOK ATTRACTIVE

>>150103489
>>150103501
damn posted right at the same time, anyways ignore the doyerfag nu

>>150103509
I work in Jersey City you dumb hillbilly. At least I work and don't need food stamps like the rest of you red state hypocrites. God hates you.

>>150103524
>I work in Jersey City
yeah we heard you already, we know you're poor

>>150103255
uhhh, anon?

finish the danged thread bozos!

500

>>150103574
FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

>>150103574
gracias

>>150103536
>Per capita income 36K
>Median income 62K
>Poor

No wonder Texass is so retarded at math

>>150103601
one dependent per earner seems low

>>150103601
>5K a month
>poor

come on mate

>>150103601
you only make 62,000? jesus christ no wonder you're so bitter, gramps

>>150103622
>5K a month
>bad

I pay for your red state welfare

>>150103626
bro if i make more than you and i live in texas, that is absolutely "bad" what are you talking about

>>150103639
>making 62K a year at the age of 28
>bad

No wonder you people think your lone 2023 ring that no one watched on TV is a higher amount than 27

>>150103652
alright well i did feel good about this but now i just feel sorry for you. hope your job search goes well man

>>150103664
Enjoy missing the playoffs and the cowturds going 0-17

>>150103671
enjoy hopefully moving out of your parent's place. praying for you, friend

>>150103677
My rent is higher than your paycheck

>>150103699
your rent is $7200? in jersey city???

>>150103464
Jomboy and Jake have some interesting questions loaded for Boone today. I can't believe im saying this, but I can't wait for them to roast Boone on Banter with Boone. I hate him. Fuck Boone. He's so pribelaged to have nearly $300 M roster year after year year and he does nothing with it. It should've been Don Mattingly. If Mattingly wasn't stuck on the Blue Jays he would've got 28 and 29 already.