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>>150098943

what boludao team is the gayest?

*schlopp* *schlopp* *schlopp* *schlopp*

we're here

>checks matches for today

reporting for fake news
enjoy your ban OP

>>150106427
it was settled the other day by the king of faggots
>>>/wsg/5941101

I wish I could take all the pain and shield all criticism off Neymar and Bolsonaro

>>150106552
you can

Repeat after me
>vasco is the biggest club in rio
>flamengo was created by globo
>fluminense skipped the série c
>black lives matter
>love is love
>trans women are women
>the favela resists
>fascists must die
We might lose in the pitch. But chuds are always losing at life.

>your club is gay
>no YOUR club is gay
>yours is gayer!
shut up already

>>150106596
gay olympics are very important in brazil

>>150106626
kek

>>150106577
>supporting the team created by their colonizers
KWAB

>>150106577
What about botafogo though?

>>150106644
Nice point, sista!!

Niggas talking about Vasco, fluminense, Bambis, meanwhile the real gay club skips by discreetly...

>>150106651
It'd be a better place if the alt kids fucked off somewhere else. Nações Unidas also make it very inconvenient to get to the beach. 6/10 falls short in comparison to its neighbours.

O brasileiro é um ser conflitante e propenso a viadagem
schizo estava certo, o caminho é se mudar pra Bolívia

>>150106679
They won't be going anywhere, sadly, were gonna have to endure the farani/voluntários menace until the end of the days

>team is named Vasco da Gama
>literally named after a portuguese hero
>fan base used to be 99% portugueses and portugueses zainichis
>literally a Order of Christ Cross as their crest
>muh we fight racism now we're gay and trans
i will never understand that

I see them evil niggas destroying beauty because they can't create

>>150106726
>fanbase was 99% portuguese
yeah, maybe a week after foundation
>we fight racism
I'm not sure if you're aware but that's a brazilian club and their stadium is literally in a favela, it's a marketing stunt they adopted but cmon, the racism thing is the only remarkable thing about vasco in the last 15 years

it's just beans

>>150106726
Everyone fights gay stuff, why do you act this retarded? Regarding race, yes, the club was responsible for blacks getting into football and remo

>>150106748
>Implying the racism thing is remarkable in any way

>>150106781
it draws black favelados to them because they share the same struggle or something
tbf supporting vasco is about as bad as being black irl

vontade de botar uma gordinha na chapa

NOOOOOOOOOO

>>150106851
Vasco has always been popular in the subúrbio and the favelas. They never had issues penetrating into these demographics. The BLM trannyfaggot marketing is made to pander to adult twitteiros.
You know what makes it harder for them to draw new fans? Kids are growing up seeing Flamengo win trophies every year while Vasco is always on the verge of relegation. After spending a year going to class and seeing all the mulambinhos make fun of him, his options are virar a casaca, shoot up the school or endure it like an early Christian martyr.

>>150106927
who the fuck thought that was a good idea

>>150106927
no fucking that could have ended well, the last jump was way too big, that teacher is an imbecile

>>150106979
pe teachers are fucking assholes 99% of the time

>>150106994
and no I'm not saying this because I was a gordinho that failed the test de Cooper

Hear the story of the billionaire with no money

O BECHLER FOI CIRÚRGICO

welcome dele alli to penadoy

esta saliendo el sol

>>150106397 (OP)
Arboleda

CRISE NO SAO PAULO

>>150107084
Luciano >>>>>> rai/muller/ceni

>>150106851
Utterly retarded, black favelados twist for many clubs, mostly flamengo

>>150107075
empieza a rezar

isso aqui é loucura
mais um paulistinha e vai ter nego falando que o calebe é melhor que o muller kkkkkkk

>>150106927
Is she okay?
>let me publish a video of my injured kid on tik-tik

>>150107013
Textor blew away all of his fortune in festinhas and piranhas. Some people here know what I'm talking about. It's an open secret in Zona Oeste that John Textor has an affinity for the gandaia. People all over the country know about the times he went to Vitrinni or was seen drinking at Olegário, but most people don't know how deep this whole thing really goes. Textor is supposedly a married man, but he was never seen with his wife in Rio. The only women you'll ever see him around are carioca chicks he picks up at bars and clubs. And I'll let you know that he doesn't even go after the pretty ones. Preta gordinha, oxigenada com tatuagem, piranha com cara de tilápia, if you knew about Textor's taste you'd assume he has some kind of fetish for trashy women. Before the sun rises, you'll see him walk out escorted by three or more girls into a black Hyundai Palisade (he probably has a chauffeur). I've heard mixed rumours about where exactly he takes them, but the most common version is that he stays in a mansion in Joá that is rented in someone else's name. Either way, he takes them to his house where he has long orgies with Barra sluts and plenty of cocaine. Notice how different he looks from when he bought Botafogo? Yeah, it's not Ozempic.
That could be your typical billionaire in Rio life if not for a very sensitive detail: Textor loves spoiling his slags. And I don't mean treating them with dinner at Gabbiano. From what we know, Textor likes giving his girls cars, vacations, luxury clothes and jewelry, paying their bills, doing all kinds of stuff a gold digger couldn't even dream of. And mind you he does it for girls he sleeps once with. He gets attached and starts spoiling them asking nothing in exchange. It has been said that he even gave girls money to buy flats in not so cheap areas of the city.

Textor is a compulsive spender and something in Rio broke him for good. Maybe it was the drugs, maybe the excesses in a more general sense.

I hate niggers.

Brasil é hospício

>>150107181
This is bullshit but I believe it

>>150107188
kwab back to the favela she goes

>>150107181
But what really matters is that the guy really needs to get some help before he burns his fortune away taking random whores he meets at Olegário to visit Crete. If nobody does anything, he's going to ruin not just Lyon and Botafogo, but his own life too.

>>150107188
I wish my mom had taken my pic with my first computer

>>150107075
Que es sin duda mi dios
Pero no estoy apto
Para aprender, hoy de su sabiduría

>>150107212
I will take a pic of you today anon

>>150107181
yeah, bro
the American billionaire got poor paying for 5 dollar caipirinhas
he was probably doing some shady shit like 777 aka didnt have as much money as he said so, inflated revenue numbers, this kind of stuff

>>150107228
Now I'm old, ugly, and have a unaesthetic modern computer

being a billionaire doesn't mean you have 1b hanging around in your banking account ready to do a pix

Geez dude, I only asked you for 1 real to buy some yerba

>>150107252
my dad when I ask if we can get mortadela paladini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKdZ1YwhwrE

>>150107274
Do you think yerba grows from the ground?

>>150107252
Me when my friends want to go out to a club instead of la plazita.

>>150107352
Plazita mogs. Clubs tend to be generally miserable experiences. Sitting at club lounges is like going to bars except they're shit and you pay more for a smaller variety of drinks. The music is always intolerable too.

>>150107013
KKKKKKKKKK welcome back mr augusto montenegro

>>150107352
>>150107371
???

>>150107383
they're saying they like the zoo

>>150107188
i am whiter than her and passed as black
>parda com acesso a computador in the 00s
shes rich, get fucked lmao

>>150107043
flamerdo dodged a bullet there

>penarol really signed cortes
holy kwab, he is so fucking shit its unreal and had the same amount of marketing of palacios who ended up in bocunny jrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzOBPFUdzoE&pp=ygUVZ29sIHJlcXVlbmEgY29sbyBjb2xv

>>150107383
>he doesn't go watch the yacares with his friends

>>150107383
>t. Club goer

>>150107414
That's an euphemism?

>>150107422
no anon not everything has to be a double entendre

>>150106927
woman moment

>

>>150107383
>he doesn't hunt alligators with los pibes on saturdays
lmfaooo what a loser

>>150107432
>a double entendre
This nigga eating two dicks.

>>150107438
>>150107457

>>150107449
wanna make it three?

>>150107393
She just got into med school at the age of 31 and was coming all the way from Belo Horizonte to Niterói to attend UFF (probably the best school she could get into). I know med students tend to come in later than the rest, but "later" usually means early 20s. She gives away every sign of being a prole.

>>150107479
yes

>>150107414
There is a plaza that has a lagoon filled with yacares and it's the best thing you can visit if you ever come here.

>>150107229
>>150107252
Textor IS a billionaire though, but everything he's doing with botafogo, eagle, Lyon, etc, is not using his own money. His family has been billionaire for centuries. Hint: his family is not the Textor family

>>150107535
How easy is it to jump into the lagoon?

lagooning

>>150107535
Are you an illegal immigrant being detained by ICE?

WHERE ARE THE BEANS
WHERE ARE THE BEANS
KUKELME SWINDLED THEM
CHICHO SIESTA ATE THEM
CASCINI STOLE THEM
CHELO WASTED THEM
CRISTIAN KUKELME FINGERED THEM
WHERE ARE THE BEANS
I SEE THE SEPTIMA IN THE SKY
UNREACHABLE AS
UNREACHABLE ARE MY BEANS

Lagos are shit, the sea is the real thing
Siempre Tiburon y pulpo
Nunca yacare

you guys can come watch blue lagoon. but keep your hands out of you're pants

>>150107543
Very easy, not the smartest thing to do

>>150107557
pretty baby is better, more funnie

You can all come to my party, but don't bring any more friends

just bean it and lago it out, faggot

>>150107569
How about a primo?

>>150107584
Only primas

Câde estão meus beans
Câde tão leila
O lago? Não arrumo
O hexa? Sumiu
Câde flamengo? Na pica
Câde Neymar ?

>>150107569
can I bring my step-son? my wife said she wanted to go to a party with her friends or something
vamos cuguloso btw

>>150107598
>Câde Neymar ?
banheirão

I’m not a poet
I’m a /copalib/er
Mu biggest pride is
I was never peruANO and believer

>>150107612
you will never be Acción Poética Bolivia, give up

>>150107617
But I’m bostero

Que feo es ser poeta y boliviano

Que feo es ser poetero

Morreram dois poeteros e um boliviano

i just sawed in the news that colombia is going to get some land back that was previously stolen by peru
this means war
pick ur side copalib

Hey listen up
CLAYPOLE PLAY AGAINST DEFENSORES CAMBACERES
I repeat
CLAYPOLE PLAY AGAINST DEFENSORES CAMBACERES

Where's my Christian gf?

>>150107671
You made up those names.

>>150107665
Fuentes and Serna are Colombian

>>150107665
Você abraça o Peru ou vira de costas pro Peru?

>>150107699
Ooooh did I?
>>150107665
Peru should be annexed to Colombia. I need more peruanas here

>>150107707
dont know, i just read headlines and never open the links, if anything i blame whatever group of people i dont like

>>150107689

>>150107689
kej

You're right: you're just black and ashamed of it.

>>150107807
That girl certainly is ashamed of not being black

Well, at this rate, any peruano will be a colombian for the wrong reasons

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

BOCA''S MUMMY IS DOING A INTERVIEW AS WE SPEAK

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

>>150107665
I hate peruvians after years of interacting with them on Dota 2 so I will side with Culombia

>>150107689
Kekerinho hohoho
>am always jealous of their perfect teeths, mine are already fucking rotten

>>150107853
looks like you character of dark souls 1 when you wake up in the prison in the first stage

>>150107853
If russo raises his arm Jesus will pull him up

I don’t feel like listening to miguelo lie to me

>>150107853
this is painful to watch, he can't even talk

>>150107706
So you're siding with Peru?

If I win the lottery today, I'll buy a small club in Argentina and invite you guys to train with me

>>150107960
I’m in, but I don’t play as a wingback anymore

>>150106465
More betting

>>150107967
You can play as enganche

>>150107983
I have a good zurda, and can make great assists. I’m in

>>150107960
i don't think you can buy clubs in here, unless you mean non-affiliated ones

>>150107960
why not just buy a train then?

>>150107960
I call dibs on zaga

>>150107998
I can buy anything with 100mi

>>150107853

>>150108026
you can't buy a dinosaur

So that was it? Botafogo is dying again?

>>150107960
I'm a pontinha burro. 100% transpiração, 0% inspiração. I'm Canobbio without the Shrek prince look.

>>150108026
cluhs aren't allowed to be corporations owned by 1 person if they want to affiliate to AFA here so you wouldn't be able to play in boludao

Wwyd

>>150108077
pee
then flush and close the lid

>>150108077
cook it and make cuzcuz paulista

>>150108046
He’a right brazilianon. You just have to win the election promising a brazilian management model, and then steal all the money.

>>150108046
>>150108135
They'll be forced to accept us

>>150108077
Good evening sir, do you have a little time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Poseidon

>>150108077
Put my dick in it

which hex girl was your favorite?

>>150108037
Can you impersonate Serna a couple of times? He's the quintessential pontinha burro
>>150108036
Botafogo will become braganchino

>>150108034

>>150108256
what did they do to her? she looks bonairense now

>>150108256
ela vota peronismo

>>150108282
la decada ganada happened to her

>>150108256
Reminds me of that rasin twister, but uglier

>>150108256
noise ring theory strikes again

>>150108326
nose*

>>150107853

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150108082
kek gotem

>>150108522
Al ahly bros

>>150108496

Mas repecto con un ganador de libertadores de america por favor

>>150108575
Him?

>>150108496
>>150108522
I wish that was Podrinho desu
Tbf that is probably his future, but with a lot more botox

>>150108566
my friend never wants to play killing floor with me

>>150108496
>>150108522

>>150108631
it's not for everybody i guess. I'm back to playing kf2 again after many years without.

>>150108648
I actually bought that and didn't play a minute

>>150108595
is that a sapo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Im once again here asking why when someone wins la libertadores they say they "conquistou a america" instead of "libertou a america"

>>150108739
liberating america is the same as conquering it from the previous conquerors

>be Men’s National Team player
>get pussy whipped by a basic almost 40 year old
How does this even happen to any adult male, much less someone with such high social status?

>>150108651
The most fun I've ever had with it was during early access with my friends. It doesn't the feel the same as KF1, but their attention to detail, complexity of enemies, weapons and types of damage are great. I didn't like all the neon that came later, or the poison crawlers, e-dars, or newer bosses like King Fleshpound or the Abomination (a boss Bloat). But it's still fun.

>>150108739
We're collectively retarded here in sudacaland, we call it libertadores to spite our Iberian forefathers, but what do we call the best player/goal scorer of the competition?
We should get over this ass pain we have over monarchies as soon as possible

>>150108767
As a matter of fact, this just show how Brazil is merely a minuscule detail when it comes to CONMEBOL and naming conventions. The conselho hispanohablante decided to call it libertadores and we went along with it, despite our completely distinct historical trajectory

>>150108767
it's your ancestors' fault that brazil stopped being an based enlightened monarchy because you were too lazy to beat up the odd 100 republicans that insisted "ALL MONARCHIES LE BAD" even though brazil had a great monarch at the time

if you like monarchies so much, go to arabia or qatar.

>>150108755
When im liberate it: based, rightful, saving da people from evil
When you liberate it: colonizer, evil, probably a pedophile

>>150108835
There were a lot more than 100, niggerpublicans, sadly. The emperor was to blame as well

>>150108739
La América is already libertated. We need to conquer it again.

>>150108755
When i liberate it: based, rightful, saving da people from evil slave owners
When you liberate it: colonizer, evil, probably a pedophile

>>150108845
This is the kind of spirit that named the competition as copalib

>>150108767
This is a valid critic if you are talking about hispano countries, we were independent as a monarchy and then as a republic, so king is not only refering to iberians

>>150108767
>our Iberian forefathers
talk for youself invader.

>>150108845
i'm just shitposting bro but imagine a world were brasiu was a monarchy
we would have a cluh called real rio or something that wins 1billion trophies
>>150108851
well in a way since he was also astroturfed into believing it was what "his people" wanted (it wasn't) so he let it happen

I like the empire because of hype moments and aura but i dont say it because i dont want to be associated to the most retarded people in this country (monarquista teenagers)

>>150108873
Yet we call it libertadores
>>150108875
Holy shit, an indiolombiano

>>150108875
t. sebastián toledo

>>150108894
>indiolombiano
is there any other kind?

Ithe only options were libertadores da america or bolivarianos da america

>>150108884
We have one royal club already

>>150108910
yeah and we have real pilar, it's not the same thing

>>150108894
Its a good name because it works in spanish and portuguese

>>150108902
lambedores da américa

>>150108899
I thought that congolombianos were the most prevalent

>>150108739
>>150108852
>>150108767
>>150108755
its mad that you spics named your soccer championship about europeans, they truly did rape you mongrels into existence

>>150108767
>thou shall not have an identity

>>150108910
You will never BELIEVE which club is the one that could legally be called "real" btw

>>150108895
dont you know people were forced to take spanish names? Philippines chinos have spanish names, is a way to erase history.

>>150108931
being vira-lata isn't an identity

>>150108915
No, our royal club actually is linked to royalty

>>150108739
Show me one episode of someone relevant saying conquistou a america

>>150108941
What would a indio name look like
>>150108943
You are projecting
>>150108947
Go marathon the simpsons right now

>>150108946
well, which club is it?

>>150108943
So sucking portuguese dick is being a proud anti vira lata?

>>150108937
I know it bro
The one and only
The greatest
>>150108930
>Soccer
What devilry is this?

>>150108884
Imagine all the enanos venezuelanos we could buy.

>>150108941
>nooo soi 0.5% índio, joder a los europeos mi pueblo se ha genocizado!!!

>>150108953
Vasco

Conquistou a (taça libertadores da) america!

why is there always a canadian or some other anglo flag lurking trying to get a gotcha out of us lol

>>150108953
It's a massive club
Giant even
>>150108956
That's a petty say of looking at history, just like saying "gib us our gold back"

You cant say libertou because it sounds gay like "liberou o toba"
Not to mention that famous fred mercury clip

>>150108969
The "real" title was guaranteed by the portuguese crown btw
>>150108979
Chikaner

>>150108979
it's a local /sp/ chi-schizo on a vpn, ignore him

>>150108980
Not as say as sucking portuguese and spanish dick

LIBEREI O CU DA AMERICA
VAI FAZER OQUE AGORA PLAYBOY?????

>Você sabia que o Vasco é um clube contemplado por uma honraria da realeza de Portugal e que poderia, se assim quisesse, acrescentar a palavra "real" antes do nome e a coroa portuguesa sobre o seu escudo?
>>150108988
Of course it had to come from a king

>>150108956
you're 70% portuguese dude, unless you're black in which case you're only 60% and probably ashamed of it

Libertadores is a good name, or do you really want our top club competition to be "Champions League de America" like the rest of continental club competitions in the world

>>150108996
>t. Ubiratan kopenawa
How much did you pay for your Hilux?

You can acknowledge the importance of Portugal and Spain to the formation of our continent while still celebrating our political emancipation. You can understand we grew to have our own separate cultures and identities without being mad at that one time in 1786 when the Spanish crown raised taxes in your province by 5% and appointed an incompetent administrator.

>>150109012
conmechampions

>>150109007
Genes are irrelevant in Brazil
Im 70% portuguese as much as im 30 Congolese and 10% Latvian
>b-b-but your conta doesnt make sens-
KILL YOURSELF!!

>>150109012
I'm pretty sure the consejo here in copalib could come up with a better name in a couple of threads

>>150109012
Good point. Libertadores is the only proper name that references the culture of the region it represents. The rest of the continental competitions have unremarkable plastic names.

>>150109034
dá a patinha

>>150109040
It would be ass and you me and the naked guy besides you know this

>>150108967
thanks chatgtp.
>>150108951
IDK there wasn't a single native languaje. Lautaro is pretty common in the cone south.

>>150109063
Do you know from which povo your family came from?

>>150109023
they raped you into existence dog

>>150109056
>Ass
Hulk's? I trust in our collective potential, we can come up with some nice memes

Chikaner makes it obvious to everyone of his presence even behind a new VPN award of the week

>Genes are irrelevant in Brazil

>>150109076
there was rape everywhere in the world, yet only south america has a vira-lata complex, I blame communist jews

>responding chikaner
We used to beat people with stones for this

Copa Libertadores is a great name, what's with all the zoomer revisionism?

>O meio campista Nathan, revelado nas categorias de base do Athletico e conhecido pelo apelido de “pescador”, foi um dos alvos da fúria de Nestor Hein, ex-diretor jurídico do Grêmio.

>Em entrevista ao jornalista Filipe Gamba, o ex-dirigente fez fortes críticas ao técnico Renato Gaúcho, atualmente no Fluminense, e diversos jogadores que passaram pelo Tricolor. Apesar disso, ressaltou que não havia intenção ruim do comandante.

>“Não estou dizendo que há má-fé nisso, mas é como contratar o Nathan Pescador, outro jogador absolutamente inútil”, disparou.

>Hein apontou que Renato Gaúcho foi o responsável pela montagem do elenco do rebaixamento do Grêmio em 2021. Após a queda, o então diretor jurídico do clube colocou o cargo à disposição do então presidente Romildo Bozan.

>“O Renato é um homem que precisa ser sumariamente controlado. Ele é um homem sem freio. Gastamos R$ 600 milhões comprando m… e ele recusou o [Jonathan] Calleri, do São Paulo, para contratar o [Diego] Churín. Ele, na minha frente: ‘Não quero o Calleri, quero o Churín’”, disse.

>O ex-dirigente gremista ainda citou outro dois jogadores que passaram pelo futebol brasileiro: o lateral-esquerdo Diogo Barbosa, atualmente no Fortaleza e que teve passagem no Coritiba, e o ex-meia Éverton, revelado pelo Paraná Clube e com passagens por Flamengo e São Paulo.

>“Para mim, não tem condições de indicar jogador. E o Romildo deu carta branca. O time que caiu em 2021 foi formado por ele. O Luciano foi trocado por quem? Everton. Para o Diogo Barbosa, que nem jogador de futebol é, pagamos R$ 10 milhões”, completou.

>>150109071
Several
look the thing is (they) want everyone to identify as "vira-lata" or criollo like >>150109007 or >>150109034 because a mutt is just another wageslave with diluted history.

>>150109124
they want to sell it to MLS.

>>150109133
>Several
what a funny name, never heard of this tribe, sr. Sebastián

>>150109124
the name screams mongrel complex

>>150107853
when you start wearing your cap like that it's time to go home, and spend the rest of your days with your loved ones

>noooooo you cant just wear a cool touca yoy found 24/7 im going insane or something like that
This is how you sound

>>150109133
nigger you're colombian

do zoomers really think liberating america was about sticking it to the europeans instead of a bunch of military men telling the king to fuck off?

>>150109141
>>150109124
It is arguably a great name for all but one country

>>150109185
holy revisionist cope

>>150109012
Yeah nobody even thinks of independence the name just sounds good

>>150109185
Pray tell me, who was the king?

Who alerted the chikaner monkey? We were having a nice civilized conversation until the filth came in by the door

>>150109023
Based

>>150109205

All the good anime were made before the 90's. You don't need to watch new stuff

>>150109222
Holy based
My knees are bending on their own

>>150109215
>alerted
he monitors the thread 24/7

>>150109205
You never played Fallout New Vegas?

Animemanga suffered from the issue that Miyazaki warned about being too insular, they dont get inspired by other medias and real life, now it only inspires itself, like a snake eating its own tail eternally

This is the only time i will ever talk about japanese cartoons in this general

Hora do banheirão

>>150109222
>chuck berry best imitator

>>150109222
By his own words, there is only one king, Jesus Christ

>my favorite team? why Neymar Gordo of course!

What makes you think Jesus would be a monarch

>>150109289
>Icardi's most clinical finish

God is brazilian and Brazil is not a monarchy

>>150109305
>God is brazilian
that explains a lot in this gay ass world

>>150109155
Go fuck yourself chikaner.
Why do you care about our dicks so much? They are brown, they are uncircuncized and they are bigger than yours. There is no mistery on that

>>150109114
This board would be better off if that was true.
>>150109124
Noooo it should be Copa Equipos Mas Fuertes de Sudamerica we can't reference oue shared history aaaaaaa I'm going mad

>it feels like forever since boca last lost a match
I need my dopamine rush

>>150109398
5 more days

>2025
>they still don't know what Nelson Rodrigues was really talking about to when he defined the complexo de vira-latas

>>150109398
Palacios news on Sunday was like an extra loss to me.
Each day in which Riquelme is still the president is a loss for them.

>>150109407
Words have any meaning i want them to have

>Freedom Fighters Cup
Sounds good to me.

Sorry chud, you are getting libertated, whether you like it or not

Es el mas grande porque siempre esta en la Boca de todos.

g-guys i just found out about 2018

>>150109569
What's FRZMKZ?

>>150109577
The name of the doctor

>Chikaner now resorting to a fucking leaf VPN

Copa Libertadores de América actually foreshadows Universidad Católica interrupting Brazilian hegemony with a heroic triumph in 2037. "Finally! Finally la América is liberated from Brazilian tyranny!"
People celebrate all over the streets of Santiago, Buenos Aires, Lima, Bogotá, Montevideo and the rest of the cities of the continent. A second independence for all. This is it. Universidad Católica are the real libertadores de América.

Liberated from brazilian what

>>150109289
>mi psicologo: no te asustes, icardi peruano no existe
>icardi peruano:
like si lloraste

Speaking of Libertadores, tomorrow, my cunt celebrates 200 years of when some masonic criollos killed a bunch of other criollos and sp*ni*rds and sent their bitch ass back through the pond. Say something nice for Bolivar's favourite daughter, Bolevea

>>150109945
Congrats candyflag country

>>150109945
Bolivia is the best bolivian country of all time

>>150109964
>Bolivia is the best bolivian country of all time
We are a close second.

>>150109945
Our most famous neighbourhood's name is a celebration of our friendship. Viva Bolivia.
Happy 200th!

>>150109970
Bunch of bolitas are heading for Paraguay these days so you might have stiff competition soon
>>150109985
>Our most famous neighbourhood's name is a celebration of our friendship
That's very nice of you! Over here Av. Brazil is a big ass avenida filled with contraband (usually from Brazil) electrodomesticos and sometimes mattresses and shit. Everyone is very fond of the very reasonable prices.

>>150110024
kek based
In Rio the contraband central is Uruguaiana, sadly

>>150110024
How much do the beans go for in Av. Braziu?

>>150110056
Unironically, like 10-15% less than market price.

>>150110024
What for? Any chance they get filtered by the hot summer?

>>150110108
Well, some are leaving because the government is giga desperate for dollars and the corporate class is simply fucking off the country with them, and were better than the semi-tax-haven next door. Also just plain old coke money laundering, the usual.
>Any chance they get filtered by the hot summer?
Not a one. Niggas here drink tereré already so >we are practically assimilated. And collas adapted to the heat decades ago post Guerra del Chaco when they literally died of heatstroke in their encampments.

>>150109726
You reminded me that I saw just yesterday 2 malignos walking by the beach, one was a UwU twister the other a simiocolino, copalib told me they hated each other
>>150109945
You can't suffer in Bolivia

work is over
time to goon

>>150110156
Will never understand the emigrate mindset, would rather donwgrade my lifestyle to chickens and potatoes than travel 6 million km only to earn 4 dollars more

>>150106397 (OP)
>Brazilian Champion of 1987.
>Didn't play against a single of the 12 big clubs.

How?

>>150110320
The 12 sisters chickened out

>>150110276
These are all middle to upper middle, upper class people, with dollars to move and/or businesses to admin. More like gentrification.

>12 big clubs
twisters of Atlético, Vasco, Botafogo, Grêmio, Fluminense, and Inter unironically believe this lmao

>>150110425
>gentrification
Bitchmade niggas love that word. Just what I noticed

We already had this discussion

A brazilian walks into a bar

A bar walks into a brazilian

>>150110436
call it whatever bro, is foreigners with dollars willing and able to drive up real state and other prices, not like I give a fuck since these fags are leaving us and burdening you.

>>150109945
kino. sad our independence was lame

You can't say Atlético Mineiro or Grêmio and Flameiras are on the same discussion, sorry
It's time to talk about the COLOSSAIS
Flamengo, Palmeiras, Corinthians and Cruzeiro

why are normies so obsessed with water some guy laughed at me for saying 1L of water is enough
4 glasses
One before sleep
One waking up
One before almuerzo
One somewhere in the afternoon

It is amazing how chikaner always makes an effort to say he is not.chikaner
Fuck you chikaner i was seeing yout baits in the catalog

Anyone wanna be famous? They're looking for cast members

>>150110525

>>150110520
>did you just say something different than whatever I saw in a short video while I was scrolling? HA!
One liter is enough if you are not exercising that day and it's not summer.

>>150110520
>One before sleep
You already failed big time.

>Noooooooo dont say whatever I am doing is wrong! I want to be wrong!

>>150110520
show us your pee color

>>150110600
I drank like 300 ml before almuerzo and had 2 cups of coffee 2 hours ago, just passed and it's pretty clear, really light yellowish

>>150110600
not him but I can show you mine if you want

>>150110600
Sure, for "research"
Right?

i just ate alto sanguche after a long day and it felt orgasmic

Alisson is literally this generations Kaka but he suffers the never ending persecution of Gaúchos from axis media

>>150110600
I can ship a sample to you for a symbolic fee

>>150110426
You're right, Vasco is royal and gigantic

>>150110426
who would be the big 12 of argenchina
>boca river independiente rasin san lorenzo
then
>estudiantes, velez, furacao
>argenchinos?
jesus christ 12 is too much

>>150110642
>0 defenses in two world cups

Hector, can you stop browsing 4chan for a second and finish that job I gave you last week?

'member when people were considering replacing Bostafogo at big 12 with Phathethicoh Paranaense after they won 2x sudakino?

>>150110642
>irrelevant in brasil
>NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT MY 20 TRILLION CLEEN SHEEETS

>>150109131
criticam o renato e contratam um monte de bagre que ninguém nunca ouviu falar mas que na cabeça deles é bom pq falam castellano

Athleticos copa do brasil, brasileiro and sudakinos were organic unlike all of Botafogos relevant title which were moneyball or refball (95)

i need a gf from Merlo

>>150110697
>people
you mean the mummy petraglia?

>>150110713
o renato faz a mesma coisa eles só são brasileiros

>>150110678
independiente
boca
river
estudiantes dlp
velez sarsfield
racing
san lorenzo
argentinos
lanus
huracan
newell's
rosario central

>>150110697
No one was doing that, at least no one rational

lmao

>>150110771
And Platense

I bet he posts in copalib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTyjpoBUQvc

>>150110774
>cristaldo, pavon, aravena e monsalve e arezo
>€17mi
110 milhões em bagres, nem o casares consegue isso.

Every club that goes 10 years without a title should lose the grande status and need at least 3 titles in 5 years to regain the status
Supercopas and estaduais don't count, recopas do

>>150110774
Suárez was the best brasileirão CF since Jonas

>>150110803
trikasbros...

>>150110792
platense is more of a mid-size team, like vitoria but they are actually decent in the modern era

>>150110792
thats our chapecoense
>November 26 2026

tbf renato already left, does it matter? he was part of the team that got relegated despite jumping the boat but his history is written as a player and coach
nostalgia will make people forget about this as long as he doesn't coach them again

>>150110814
I'm not a gremista but I don't think I would be able to really hate Renight if I were one

>>150110804
Grêmio was awful away from home and even worse when Suárez didn't play
Suárez carried renato in that campaign with a good coach they could've memed a Brasileirão title

>>150110841
Suarez only performed like that because he watched renight's tapes though, you can't write that off

Was Renato better than Edmundo?

>>150110678
Boca
River
Racing
Independiente
San Lorenzo
Huracán
Central
Newell's
Vélez
Estudiantes
Talleres
Belgrano

Bebeto > Renato
Edmundo > Renato
Muller > Renato
Careca > Renato
Donizete = Renato
Evair < Renato
factos

>>150110923
>Talleres
>Belgrano
you are trolling me
you just want me to say you are wrong

>>150110914
Nah, 97 Edmundo was bola de ouro tier

>>150110943
Córdoba is bigger than Rosario

>>150110929
renight bros...

>>150110955
and he played the second match against Palmeiras even after getting a red card at first one at Brasileirão final

>>150110965
talleres and belgrano aren't cordoba, they are clubs, and as clubs they are minuscule
that was an exaggeration, they are just mid

Why does it need to be 12?
Cant you enjoy a long album?
A song that goes for longer than 3 minutes?

>>150110998
what would be the big 20 of brazilian football (exclude the big 12 because we already know them)

>>150110998
>Why does it need to be 12?
I say this to my local priest all the time

grandes are those who won mundiales, so there's 6.

>>150110998
12 hours.
12 starsigns
12 months
12 fingers in out hands
12 apostles
12 works of hercules

Etc

Wow
This is crazy

>>150111028
Chelsea will never be big anon, give up

>>150111030
this is why I voted for him

15 is big enough

>>150111030
The kids look happier than me.

>>150111056
Mine is 16.5 but kinda thin.

sovl?

>>150111087

>>150111087
Que paso agora con piquerez?

>>150111006
Athletico paranaense
Coritiba
Sport
Bahia
Vitoria
Sampaio correa
Ceara
Fortaleza
Nautico
CRB
ABC
Santa Cruz
Bragantino

>>150111107
I think they are implying he was soft during the derby

Cabeça quente meu pau nos seus dente

>>150108894
Pedro I is a Libertador, he was even features in one of the intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAQQSsHJYg

>>150111112
remove some nordestinos e put Guarani, Criciwoman and Juventude.

>>150111087
>faca nos dentes
Palmeirasbros we're so back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASzfyimJmno

Okay, but who are the big 32?
and the big 100?
the big 256?
the big 32-bit integer, 2147483647?

>>150111125
Cabeça quente
Bolso Narrow presidente

>>150111165
Placar once published "the 200 biggest teams in brazil"

Big 1
Big 999999
Big -1
Big [None]
Big %$&$&
Big(Big(Big(Big(Big(Big...

Purple

>>150111198
>Big(Big(Big(Big(Big(Big...
someone has been learning lisp

>>150111130
>independence proclaimed by the prince and heir to the throne of Portugal
>all because he didn't want to move from Rio de Janeiro to Lisbon

My dingaling
My dingaling
I want you to play with my dingaling

>>150111238
can't get more based than that

>>150111198
(Big Shot)

>>150111238
Is lisboa that bad?

>>150111056
*old

what are we even doing here? there are no games tonight

Made some former turkish/arab/whatever now paraguayan bread, want some?

>>150111272
probably not but I mean who would want to leave this place

>>150111296
what are you going to eat this with?

>>150111294
What about the videogames?

>>150111296
that's just a torta asada

>>150111308
no good, I have a playstation 5

The definitive top 15 without order:

São Paulo
Santos
Palmeiras
Corinthians

Flamengo
Fluminense
Vasco
Botafogo

Atético-MG
Cruzeiro

Internacional
Grêmio

Athletico-PR
Bahia
Sport

>>150111296
what's the recipe?

>>150111313
HOW THE FUCK you look at a flat bread and think it's a pie??????????? That's Paraguayan Soup-tier insanity

>>150111303
It looked more like this back in his era

>>150111317
poor soul and money

>>150111306
Put some chese and ham, roll, oven again. Alternatively, just use it for breakfast with some coffee milk
>>150111324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71n9ZZNn6BI

>>150111346
wow, even better, no modernist blocks in sight

>>150111362
All luso architecture is white blocks nigga, modern brazilian architecture is just blocks made of different materials

>>150111341
a torta asada is a type of flat bread anon it has nothing to do with pie

Name a sport that your team is good aside from fuchibol if you are such a big fan

>>150111341
>brazilian when spanish names don't make sense

>>150111396
true, I can't even see the difference

Sabor a mi - Luis Miguel

>>150111438
so true bestie

>>150111437
my team is only good at sports that aren't futebol

>>150111454
EC Pinheiros fan?

>>150111454
Vamos paulistano y pinheiros btw

a man ahead of his time

>>150111437
my team is a FUTEBOL CLUBE, they don't play other sports, those are for sissies

POR QUE TE TATUATIS?

For the sake of beans

>>150111437
Slut fingering

My team won mundial in 2 different sports

>>150111437
Futsal...

bocabros... there's a way

My team has blonde volleyball girls.

>>150111437
>>150111564
I can't see your team here

>>150111028
Name them

>>150111437
we are decent at roller hockey

>>150111303
I live near this area unironically

>>150111437
Real clube de REGATAS Vasco da Gama

>>150111569
remember when afleticanos tried to build wood arquibancadas to play copalib final in curitiba and afleticanos tried to cheer up the pedreiros kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48q_e-Bm3YM&t=3s&pp=2AEDkAIB

get on my level

>>150111818
conmebol should've let them

I bet 300 euros that after being eliminated tomorrow, Vasco will post about Resposta Historica and anti-racism on Xtitter

>>150111984
are you really willing to bet? I'll remind you if nothing happens tomorrow at 23:59

>>150111984
>after being eliminated tomorrow
nah, if that happens copalib will be filled with hinchada chimpout webms

Very popular opinion: mastantuono was sold after he scored the goal against Boca. Had he not scored that free kick,!he would cost 20 million

Faveladinhos de merda

t. seething vascaido

why would a vascaido insult his own kind

>>150111984
I bet my house on it since the game is Thursday, you retarded faggot

How come mauro betting isnt in betting ads

>>150112222
>checked
4 numbers 2 = quatros vezes a segundona, vasco bros...

>>150112254
He's an upstanding citizen with encyclopedic knowledge about fulbo
He also doesn't need to bet on anything because, as a palmeirense Twister, he knows palmeiras will rig the games anyway

>>150112270
That means Vasco is not being relegated actually, great news indeed

https://old.reddit.com/r/palmeiras/comments/1mikebi/se_o_palmeiras_se_classificar_amanh%C3%A3_o_abel_vai/

>>150112290
But his name

>>150112335
O Abel vai embora, ele não aguenta mais o Palmeiras

>>150112374
Nothing another raise can't fix.
What, did you think the mundial prize money was going to used to sign new players?

>>150112320
why did he do it?

Ruiva do caps is fucking back!!!!!
This time in america
Football btw

>>150112459
Apostinhas

Vitoria

should i start playing league of legends
i have no interest in the game i just wanna fuck some league egirls

>>150112646
if you like to take it up the ass

Just fuck some /copalib/er while you watch carrozza

>>150112459
Such is the nature of every Florminence twister

>>150112653
He's a green flag, of course he does.

>>150112737
my flag is actually white and red

>>150112752
i love poland

>>150112752
Como é magnífico ser colorado

Tembetary lost btw

>>150112635
Many females here are named vitoria because of football fanatic fathers

>dating...
:/
>updating...
:O

Wtf! Boca juniors did lose today! I am happy again

This thread is boring right now with your reds and blacks.

>>150112752
Its coming home or something to that effect

>>150112335
i hate palmeirenses

>Play 4v4 team game
>One player starts playing retarded
>Call him out
>Starts team killing me
>Say that he is proving my point by doing so
>Proceeds to ragequit
>Still win because other team decided to team kill as well earlier in the game

thats crazy

>>150113372
interesting, but how is this related to south american football?

>>150113402
he's literally talking about a b nacional match

>>150113402
reminds me of the matches were one team gets a red card and the other does so because their teammate was a retard

>>150113372
>>>/int/

its actually /v/

>>150113473
>/v/
>video games

Angela Baron is a lesbian… FUCK are all these footballers scissor lovers?

Flamengo bought an airplane
The aerobu

>>150113576
Hello? We are discussing important topics here

Today is Bay Day

Target: Retrô

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

didnt ask

clubs i like: vitoria
clubs i don't like: others

Clubs I like: Boca
Clubs I don’t like: vitoria

not liking vitoria should be a bannable offense

faca no podrinho schizo has gone too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi1A1MAoTzk

>>150113676
:)
>>150113684
:(
>>150113827
:)
>>150113633
:(

>>150113839
I always liked that anon
God bless him

new mouth just dropped

>>150114042
>when she takes off her clothes and reveals a huge tatuagem

>>150114082
>>150114042
This board is utterly and completely deranged

kek

>>150114112
you aren't helping by posting this

>>150114042
This kills the gremio twister

If we reach 500 now nobody will create the new thread. Lets close it for.today

>>150114291
Lyancobros...

>>150114305

>>150114112
what team was this?

>ay que exposa zente
Endrick has to be the gayest zoomer out of the bunch, our selecinha will be wearing pink in 2030

>>150114173
here you go

>>150114502
>>150114502
>>150114502

500