Thread 150130338

You can tell they're incels because men who know, would know to throw a Magic Wand.

>>150130338 (OP)
That child? Barron Trump.

>>150130338 (OP)
but why theyre all green tho?

this reeks of market-tested controversy. similar to the sydney sweeney jeans bullshit. the WNBA is probably somewhere behind this because it gets people talking and will continue to draw attention to the league

>>150130378
who knows...

they arrested one of our own

>>150130477
that's a woman

>>150130477
should have thrown a banana

>>150130477
>Trenton Hooker
Imagine being a boy but named after your mom

>>150130338 (OP)
Luckily it hit a child instead of one of Americas brave athletes

>>150130417
Imagine being in that meeting:
>I got it. Throw dildos on the court.
>Dildos on the court?
>Yes, dildos on the court.

>>150130477
>be American
>buy dildo
>it accidentaly slips off your hand
>go to jail
Land of the free.

>>150130477
A stranger thing

>>150130338 (OP)
Why is the wnba trying to stop everything that gives them attention?

>>150130417
this! otherwise they would be generic dildos of different colors and not specifically green ones

>>150130477
dios mio

>>150130625
not exactly what you would call commie this is similar to aek fc fans waving the republic srpska flag when playing against velez mostar, and since this is cyprus its more like ruski dick sucking

>>150130666
Judging by the fact that the one person arrested for it is 18 and looks like the Stranger Things kid became a competitive eater, I'd say this reeks of Locked Discord Incels.
It's probably all going on in some locked Discord full of incels who decided to be the Green Dildo Game Gang.

>>150130477
cmon Kaden

>>150130338 (OP)
what kind of a sick fuck takes a child to see this shit

>>150130417
This. It reminds me of the Jusse Smollet thing where they want to pin it on a certain demographic but are forgetting the fact that those people wouldn't even be there.

Like, I think the WNBA is a fucking joke. If you ask me, they should just fold the league if these spoiled bitches go one strike. I shit on it every time it comes up. But you know what I'm not going to do? Pay for a fucking ticket and a sex toy just to troll the players by throwing shit on the court. I don't give enough of a fuck to actually waste time or money or risk being arrested for this stupid shit. So who is? They want to blame the "chuds" and "incels" but those people aren't going anywhere near a WNBA game, especially not if they have to spend money on it. They no doubt have contempt for the players but in an apathetic, remote sort of way. This is either an inside job or some guy who's a demented superfan trying to convey his interest.

>>150130378
Because that's what the WNBA bulk purchased on AliExpress.

>>150130378
you just know..

>>150130338 (OP)
I rolled 4 at casting Magic Missile ahh moment

>>150130551
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150130378
So they're easily spotted.

>>150130338 (OP)
is the joke that theyre all lesbians or what
dont really get it

i was thinking why arent leftists treating this in a more serious manner, and making people kneel for sexism or other insane shit they usually do

but i think its because the wnba is being relevant for 5 seconds, and dildos are sexual so its another form of degeneracy, so they're actually ok with it

reminder this is to cover up the israeli genocide of gaza, they recently moved to fully occupy it

>>150130338 (OP)
Bros my cousin says he knows someone that's friends with a guy that has a ton of green dildos we could be in for a long summer supposedly there are boxes
I don't think he's even the wnba guy this guy just has green dildos

>>150130477
What could the charges possibly be?
>you are accused of battery with a sexual toy
>you are accused of misogyny

>>150131743
Well this is a lot funnier so I don't mind it

>>150130417
No, it's just brain rot social media driven idiots that desperately want to become viral. I want this to stop, they need to get in a sexual offender registry

>>150131743
Good. Hopefully when they're done cleaning up I will never hear about palis again

>>150130477
>suspect

>>150131743
>israeli genocide of gaza
no such thing

>>150130625
This. The WNBA is finally interesting

>>150130625
the dyke cabal that is the players association cares more about their offseason 3v3 league than the wnba

Haha what if they stopped the game and started using it one by one haha

>>150130378
It is a bit suspicious, isn't it? Four identical neon green dildos?

>>150130477
What race is that thing

>>150132676
we call them zonies where i'm from.

>>150131587
based dildo expert

>>150131801
>I will never hear about palis again
The goal is not to wipe them off completely, it's to ship them to Europe, they will be your problem

>>150130378
The womenz get more upset when its not black like they are used to

>>150132702
Is it because they look like they were born in a nuclear exclusion zone or something

>>150132676
Spanish

is this the new chicken jockey

>>150133051
yeah, it's also a play on the word "Arizona", which is where you find these hideous mutants. ESPN stopped using 4K cameras for NBA broadcasts after people complained how fucking hideous the Phoenix crowd looked on their television

>>150130338 (OP)
This was the flight 93 of dildos

>>150133129
tip zizzle

>>150130338 (OP)
The zoomers doing this shit don’t realize they could end up on the sex offender registry next to pedos and hardened rapists for throwing a dildo lmao.

>>150133074
no, i think this is the new planking

>>150130477
American Goblinus

>>150132609
Are they all the same length?

>>150130551
kek

Anyone with a brain understands that any type of drama related to the WNBA is artificial and manufactured. Before 2022, the league was never in the news, never. No there's a new story every 3 months. It's a PR campaign and they don't care if it shines a positive or negative light, they just want the light. It's probably working since the number of queers, the target audience, is forever increasing.

>>150130477
>kaden lopez

>>150132944
>they will be your problem
What do you mean problem? Europeans enthusiastically bend over and spread their assholes willingly for every brown third world refuse.

the ultimate goal has to be a footlong+ dildo, get it to land on the suction cup and the staff has to spend 20 minutes pulling it off the floor

>>150134362
it should also shoot out fake cum when it lands on the floor

>>150130551
it's not 2000 any more where the people in those meetings are actual boomers. the people in those meetings now are gen x and older millenial, they would legitimately be comfortable with that.

>>150130360

In this economy?

>>150130378
DAILY DOSE

>>150130477
DIOS MIO

>>150130477
Peak american

>>150133129
you beat me to it

>>150132676
56%

>>150130338 (OP)
They need to normalize this, maybe have little green dildo giveaways that fans can throw on the court after a win.

Gonna throw an octopus onto an WNBA court tomorrow.
Don't narc me out, fags.

>>150137887
Replace the arms with dildos.

>>150137655
>There have been six known incidents of neon green sex toys being thrown at WNBA games since July 29, per USA Today.
>The latest incident came during the Sparks' home win over the Indiana Fever on Tuesday night. Late in the first half, after Kelsey Plum of Los Angeles shot a free throw, a sex toy was tossed onto the court landing near the feet of Fever guard Sophie Cunningham.

Damn. USA Today says there had been 6 even before the latest one.

>>150130338 (OP)
>>150130477
So what's the deal with this anyway? Are they trying to be funny?

>>150137655
>"We didn't do this because like we dislike women's sports or, like, some of the narratives that are trending right now are ridiculous," he said. "Creating disruption at games is like, it happens in every single sport, right? We've seen it in the NFL, we've seen it in hockey, you know ... fans doing random things to more or less create attention.
>"This is empowering to every (expletive) crypto community to start thinking outside the box," one person said on the livestream reviewed by The Athletic. "Get creative and (expletive) do something that makes people actually laugh.
This just raises more questions than it answers.
Why do these cryptofags think and act like ten year olds?

>>150130378
Some shitcoin literally called green dildo took credit for doing it, to advertise their rugpull.

>>150130477
Prototypical wnba enjoyer

>>150130417
It's related to people holding $DILDO coin, who are trying to pump it via incidents that go viral. No, I'm not joking.

>>150133115
Damn that's sad, then again nba crowds are expected to look like mongs

>>150134639
>boomers
They had free love pot party's and wive swapping was normal for higher earners, why would they be uncomfortable with a dildos?

>>150130378
shrekmaxxing

>>150133115
>>150138571
kek

>>150138571
Unfortunately AZ is known for having some of the ugliest girls in America :^( Can't go a block without seeing a group of ogres like pic related.

>>150130477
>Kaden Lopez

>>150130477
dios mio...

>>150138078
>Why do these cryptofags think and act like ten year olds?
Because they never matured past 10.
Their dads wanted to play video games with them and this is the result. Something worse than a single mother raised child. An adult that can only meme

>>150141084
there’s a certain lack of self awareness in this post

>>150130477
And one of the retards doing it looks exactly as he is.

>It was cryptofags
This explains the dildos being small

Wait, it all makes sense now since a green dildo means a green candle on the charts

>>150141191
But why would a crypto faggot admit he's running a PnD scheme?

mandatory dildo searches at stadiums

>>150130477
what the fuck do you even charge him for? disturbing public peace? misogyny? public indecency?

>>150145006
>poopy dildos flying towards the players soon

>>150145080
>welcome to the wnba match, now drop them drawls and bend the fuck over

>>150134730
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