Thread 150133195

Happy Birthday Crosby edition.
/hoc/vious: >>150119582

>>150133195 (OP)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

bud + 1 = xrb

Hey Kyle, you pussy named motherfucker. And you, Tyler.

>>150133195 (OP)
To another year of mediocrity!

>>150133191
She's a great girl.

>>150133195 (OP)
what a handsome bachelor

>>150133239
He’ll marry and reproduce soon

>>150133195 (OP)
Based

There is nothing wrong with Jamiroquai

>>150133333
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>>150133333
>>150133333

>>150133345
>xrb coming to his rapist's defense
it's hard to be more budbroken than this

Thinking of starting a /hoc/ yahoo fantasy league

>>150133333
There's a webm I saw on /wsg/ that showed people sliding down an icy hill with Jamiroquai playing which I found quite funny

>>150130939
>not re-signing burns
>bad
do hockey media people even follow hockey?

>>150133404
Clearly written by a retarded Kraken fan

>>150133418
you can just say "a kraken fan" and we can do the math

>>150133424
Not so sure about that

>>150133224
2true

>>150133345
raped

>In 1974, the NHL added 2 new franchises: the Washington Capitals and the Kansas City Scouts. (this came on the heels of the NBA seeing the Royals moving from Cincinnati to Kansas City/Omaha to become the KC-Omaha Kings for 3 seasons) This was the closest Nebraska ever came to having an NHL team. After only 2 seasons, the Scouts moved to Colorado to become the Rockies before eventually relocating to New Jersey as the Devils.

Gary hates the great plains. Gary you could have saved them from the fentanyl epidemic.

>>150133404
They think trading away a liability on defense is bad, they clearly don’t

>>150133360
NAME AND JAV CODE NOW

>>150133333
Checked and based

>>150133490
Relax kid

>>150133314
Why are you obsessed with Jamiroquai now

>>150133486
thoughts on your victory over xrb?

>>150133496
Because his set at Woodstock '99 was dope

Aika, pppd 488

>>150133378
If you start one, I’ll join it

I would sell my brand new leopard skin pillbox hat to cuddle gary

hockey when?

>>150133531
well, you must tell me, baby, how your head feels under somethin' like that

Seina arisa

Let's talk 1993 fellas.

>Favourite album of 1993?
>Song?
>Movie?
>Sports event?
>World event?

I wish my nhl 06 on gamecube disc wasnt all scratched up

Why is bud obsessed with 1 now

Let's talk vpns first retard

we should all message crosby "bud1" on instagram haha that would be so silly anonymous is legion *holds up spork*

>>150133567
in utero, penny royalty, tombstone, that guy who threw a puck into the net at a Rangers game
and Waco, I guess

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

just had my last viva puff

>>150133567
>>150133603
>>150133610
thoughts on losing to bud, mitch and lil' 'rito?

Yep time to shut it down doe the night.

>>150133626
reminds me of trb

Canadians cuddle up in grandpas lap and listen to him tell the tale of a Canadian team winning a cup

>>150133626
reminds me of trb too

>>150133646
reminds me of trb cuddling up in bud's lap

trb on japanese vpn: bud did not 1 fuck noel! haha
trb on japanese vpn 10 minutes later: Why do you not believing I am Japanese.

>>150133682
trb will never have a 1 of his own

>>150133611
>>150133497
>>150133619
>>150133644
>>150133650
>>150133658
>>150133682
LE BUD TRB LOL SO FUNNY

>>150133567
There's definitely, definitely, definitely no logic
To human behaviour
But yet so, yet so irresistible
And me and my fear cannot

who the fuck are these people you schizos? talk about hockey you nerds

>>150133702
bud1
mitch1
'rito1

>>150133702
slowly the bubblin' began

>>150133721
Unrelated Reddit garbage

>>150133746
Just like my Islanders

Now that the dust has settled, why did she do it?

>>150133702
It's funny but whenever I post Mitch's driver's license I get banned. Candyass board.

bud1208 mitch53 and burrito10002 continues

>>150133711
n e 1 wanna talk about my flames!?!

>>150133754
Nobody mentioned the islanders

>>150133746
reminds me of trb's posts

>>150133783
Noel didn't mention your room either KWAB

>>150133567
Pearl Jam - Vs
Insides - Darling Effect
Naked
Canadiens winning Stanley Cup
Waco Siege

>>150133777
checked

>>150133769
it's more funny that you're shorter than mitch

>>150133787
Nobody mentioned that either but you felt the need to make it about it

>>150133777
I don't think the Flames are a very good hockey team, at least in regards to other NHL teams.

>>150133810
thoughts on jamiroquai skipping long island on their tour so you can't get tickets to see them?

when the boy began to bubble: the story of trb
a documentary presented by the national hockey league

>>150133611
It looks like thats bud winning letting trb know he is and the gay oilers in 7 , I think American education standards being what they are is why you aren't clocking it

Calgary trading away Zary and Wolf for nothing would be hilarious because their ownership is addicted to mediocrity

business idea: hocumentary on the events of 04/17/2022 narrated by jay kay

>>150133817
Ok retard any other team 20 million below the cap finish as high as they did huh retard

Come here Rajesh, listen to grandpa for a minute. You see 'twas a chilly evening in 1993...

>>150133837
This picture just ruined 'smoking is cool'

About to watch preseason football

>>150133830
>trb seething so hard he can't write
kek boy b'bubblin'

BURRITO GIRLS
WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE
DAISY DUKES
BIKINIS ON TOP

raidies play toknight :)

>>150133314
KEK

>>150133875
You should watch that blonde Asians javs

>>150133898
go raidies go steelies

>>150133896
We bubblin non stop

We're posting gay slop

his name's lil 'rito and he's here to say
that bud1 and trb is gay

lil 'rito is small but he has serious attitude so don't mess with him

>>150133950
*puts my hands from the side to side*

*puts my bud from the 1 to 1*

>>150133923
Brb calling ICE

*lil 'rito busts a move and starts breakdancing*
go whiteboy go whiteboy go!

>>150133837
why's he so pissed?

Ya i dont think im going to start a /hoc/ fantasy league

>>150134021
oh that's a cold ass 'rito

Jurassic Park came out in 1993. Pete Sampras won his first Wimbledon, Manchester United the first Premier League season oh and Canada won the Stanley Cup for the last time. Since then, any Canadian efforts to win another cup have been squashed. You might say that "our game" is "our" no more, "our" referring to Canada.

didn’t ask

Vpntard is a loser

shut the fuck up

>>150134075
worked
>>150134083
worked

>>150134061
fun fact: 1993 was 29 years before that fateful easter evening

my wife in 1993

Imagine trading away one of the best American players ever for a soft Quebec faggot lmao

>>150134090
his mom probably imagined a successful life ahead of April 17 22

i went marner in my diaper in 1993

They’re playing pink pony club at the ravens game

trb taking yet another beating

*crip walks through /hoc/*

>>150134150
kwab

We do not give a FUCK about football in this thread stop posting about it

>>150134160
mmmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him

>they're playing homo music at the homo convention
wow

gaaary, gaaary, staaaaand by meeee
ooooh, staaand by me

>>150134182
hoc is a stampeders general

Based go nik lewis

Thinking of watching some BC Lions this afternoon.

Regina 'Ritos

>>150134293
now this would be a team worth rooting for

Vancouver 1994
Calgary 2004
Edmonton 2006
Ottawa 2007
Vancouver 2011
Montreal 2021
Edmonton 2024
Edmonton 2025

If I was a betting man I'd for sure bet big on at least one of these teams winning. I mean what are the chances they're all gonna suck ass in the finals?

>>150134421
calgree won

>xhe's still angry
>at a burrito

What year did Gary become commissioner of the league?

>>150134498
1992

Thinking about making a sandwich

Was that '93 Habs team just 100% Patrick Roy in the playoffs? I get that guys like Bellows, Damphousse and Desjardins are probably underrated 30 years later because everyone only remembers the superstars, but sheesh

>Using the Bayesian model, the probability that no Canadian team has won a Stanley Cup since 1993 is 0.0000037 or roughly 1 in 300,000. That is roughly the same odds as flipping a fair coin and getting heads 18 times in a row.

Yikes, you'd have to be pretty fucking retarded to achieve that.

>>150134591
thoughts on losing to breakfast?

>>150134591
thoughts on losing solo combat versus 'rito?

my electric bill this month is too high :(
I can't wait for the summer to be over

>>150134710
this is what the average Finn will look like in 2025 and it's beautiful

>>150134710
Too much salmiakki and reindeer meat

>>150134710
I wanna sauna with him

>>150133837
rauchen sollte verboten sein

>>150134710
idiot!!!

>>150134710
i must kill you tomorrow

sometimes I feel
like I don't have to Marner
sometimes I feel like my only fren
is the city I live in
the city of copey
lonely as I am
together bud1

I finally started playing saints row 4 last night, it's fuckin fun. I'm just some blonde bimbo skank with super powers now. Cant wait to get back to it.

sneeding angrily

>>150133626
nah crosby has just been practicing semen retention for the last 25+ years which is why he's been so successful. getting a wife could cause him to break his streak

F

>>150134892
Holding loads in your ass doesn’t count as semen retention youngblood

>>150134944
trb is very troubled by this news

>playing as a women
grim

I'm a woman

I haven't played an EA NHL game in years
do they still let you create a player?
and do they let you do it for female players?
and can you use the options to actually make them cute?

>>150135059
nah most of the 150 faces are pre made mystery meat people but you may find one of them who is cute

male btw

>>150135142
sad

>>150135142
I wonder if the /hoc/ pwhl player was important enough for them to scan her real face

How come the NHL never understands the importance of ownership and why a salary cap is fucking retarded?

>>150133837
A true pro. Really takes care of his body and lungs.

>>150133626
he's too autistic for sex

>>150135237
they're jlmi

>>150134892
based

>>150135034
/hoc/ is a boys only high school

>>150135248
jlmi

>>150135255
That explains nothing

>>150135282
just like our bud (you) when asked about his (your) thoughts on his (your) victory over trb

explosive liquid marners

bored and horny

loved this set

>>150133923
based!

>>150135201
yeah they scanned most of them in, Hilary Knight is a near 1-1 likeness

>>150135305
You just said an ocean of words that explained nothing

>>150136155
Yeah what is your obsession with jamiroquai? This is weird

Jay kay is what the first year of school is up here

i'm the only one here
*unzips*

gets lonely being right

>>150136343
must be lonely on the short bus

>>150135834
well his workouts probably burn triple the calories of both of those so it's fine

Why did the hurricanes extend a rookie who was playing 4th line minutes to a top 6 winger contract?

finna go to mcdick's. anyone want anything?

the olympics are just six months away, bros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhBV5YenbQM

>>150136403
to be taken back to a time when i'd go buy a big mac meal and 3 mcchickens for 10 dollars

>>150136417
once they have this baby in stock again we'll be heading home

>>150136407
can't wait to see Kayla Tutino play for Italy

for shame gary, for shame!

>>150136451
That's the pizza roll company

i could go for a pizza roll

I too wouldn't mind a tumble with a cute italia lass

>>150136155
KEK

got a dollar back in my change with that where's George tracker bullshit
shant participate desu

>>150136644
thought it was wally?

>>150136653
nah that's when you a Canadian quarter and torch it with your lighter and hurl it a french canadian stripper

>>150136660
we like the word companion

>>150136644
guess what else you got
[hint: 04/17/22]

>>150136672
my bad
>>150136673
I've been drinking $9 vodka pardon my saar

>>150136681
shouldn't you be saving your limited income?

>>150136694
oh it's not limited it's entirely out I'm out nigga

>>150136407
I can’t wait for February

>>150136706
same

Thank god tomorrow is Friday

>>150136761
oh yeah shit. monday was a holiday, it's thrown me off all week.

>>150136744
hoping my body and organs give up for lack of alcohol and nicotine like amy winehouse

>>150136781
I haven’t had a day off since the 4th of July. I need to survive

huomenta

raidies getting btfo per usual :)

>>150136997
Didn’t ask (:

>>150137003
oh we ask here bro kwab

>>150136997
ICE is calling btw

>>150137020
why yes, i will take ice in my coke zero cherry tyvmb

>>150137033
Not that you dumb raiders fan

>>150137070
kwab you're upset

before you ask: yes!, I!, am!, a!, #flameschad!!!, ;338=====D

Imagine living in las vegas lol

>>150137195
no one goes there anymore kek

Coyotes live in deserts

>>150134582
>goy is presented with a statistical implausible set of events and concludes tampering isn't occurring
Wow you really are cattle

>>150137195
their stadium is like a beyblade thus cool

>>150134582
KWAB

gotta love the gare bear ya just gotta

>>150137352
Reddit comment

>>150134582
I stand with Gary. Canadian teams are run by retards

>>150137355
we don't narrate our posts here

raidies came back and tied the game :)

no OT in preseason :(

could've had a walkoff win but the seahawks blocked the field goal !

>>150137516
CMTSU KEK

>>150137509
>>150137516
>>150137531
Must be bored you fat retard

uh oh somebody's cranky about jamiroquai not visiting stink peninsula on their tour LOL

>>150137619
worked

i hate leon draisaitl

>>150137714
I just watched the NHL's series recap video for the finals where I watched him lose

just took a runny marner

>>150137750
we don't call those that here now

>>150137753
yes we do, copesworth von copington

>>150137759
'fraid not

i'm talking a mammoth marner damn near got stuck in the u bend

>>150137781
a what

>Gary starts a team in Vegas
>no one goes there anymore
Another Gary L

who was gary growing the game™ to in vegas? nobody is interested in boomer slot machines when you can just gamble on your phone. this is a massive embarrassment to the league yet again.

>>150137826
copey amd his ilk

>>150137826
to me :)

thats the thing that is always swept under the rug with the golden troons, is that gary knew they wouldnt have any fans from day 1, his entire plan was to rely on tourists going to the slot machines because he knew full well none of the locals had ever even seen an ice rink before, let alone knew how to skate or passed a puck back and forth with their father on a nearby outdoor rink.

just took a really copey marner

>>150137689
You work a job? Because you’re obsessed over a tweet that isn’t even close to being hockey related

>>150138012
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150138012
remember when you worked at the carnival at the buccaneer ride and complained about having to lift the children into their seats kek

bud = beloved by /hoc/
copey = endured like an inoperable tumor

>>150138152
cope they're a package deal you're stuck with both forever

There's fucking 3 racoons swimming in my god damned pool

>>150138198
kek please take a picture

>>150138080
Anon I’m the healthcare grifter

>>150138256
0%

>>150138211
I tried to but it was way too dark the flash got their eyes tho

>>150138211
Whoops

the darkest hours of the night

Mich Marner is interchangeable with shit

>>150138791
anon you just posted a tautology

Morning marner was truly appalling

>>150133567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rHcNxvVb8

happy bud1209 mitch54 and burrito10003!

Huomenta

wordle in 4
perfect on connections

think randy knows lochmere lake means lake lake lake?

Thank god it’s Friday

i have a choice to make tonight
chicken caesar wrap or pizza

saw the rabbit again this morning
he's so chill

>>150140263
Go for pidser

why did Vegas throw 12M to a player who ghosts in the playoffs?

i treated this morning like a game 7

Morning Marner stank something fierce

>>150140293
What color was he?

Johnny Gaudreau would've been alive if he signed with the Devils

>>150140495
snowshoe hare

Thank Gary it’s Friday

>>150140523
or with the flames

>>150140549
I’m so thankful waging is nearly over

dobes is a model now btw

>>150140712
Why are Finns so incredibly uncharismatic?

occasionally someone will say something just very silly

>>150138256
>>150138381
next time you try to impersonate me: health care is two words.

t. health care grifter

https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/barbie-womens-hockey-pwhl-tim-hortons/

Ladies,

we don't bully my dear bro copey here im afraid

It's all just part of growing the game, isn't that right, Gary?

india does have a massive poopulation

>>150140751
>>150140764
They should take a page out of the WNBA's book and have people throw dildos on the ice instead

>>150140773
we already grew the game.
now we need to enhance the game in certain markets and shrink the game in others.

>>150140792
All things come to those who wait, inevitably

>>150140764
Scary place

>>150140534
Cute :3

connections sucked, fake word for wordle, games gone

didn't ask

What if we kissed at the PWHL Barbie Tim Horton's

can't stop shivering bro's is it aids

>>150140764
cute

>>150141008
want
scratch that!
NEED

>>150141008
are these the Labubus i hear so much about

>>150141008
how inclusive

tim horton's barbies triggered the albertan chud
jen so pathetic

oh boy another season where Carolina breezes past another joke of a metro division only to get destroyed by Florida again. I love this playoff format so much!

Our Sennies :)

>>150141311
:))))

Our Frost :D

womens hockey fags out

>>150141352
imagine ignoring the word "kick" o_O

>>150133333
jamiroquai playoffs anthem 2026

>>150141181
thoughts on your loss to bud?

I was a timbit as a 4 year old.
:)

john cena is on smackdown tonight which is in montréal, pq, "canada"

>>150141280
there's literally nothing wrong with this lineup

>>150141461
based we love John here

>>150141505
>Miller/Walker 2nd D pair

>>150141461
Canada is bizarro world

>>150141576
jokes on them
i got no shame

>>150141576
my Chinese wife says otherwise spooks

Should dildos be thrown on the ice at pwhl lady hockey games?

>>150141649
only if you had the decency to load them with batteries

>>150141576
I was walking once and some lady tried to hand me a rose. I stoped and lifted my hand automatically as if to grab it but I never actually touched it. Me and this lady stared at eachother for like 3 seconds before I decided to keep walking. I wonder what she was up to.

Pettershit says he is getting revenge on JT Miller this upcoming season

go flames go knights go islanders go raidies go steelies go copey go stephen go hal

>>150140712
based

>>150141688
This man has overdosed on memes, he needs to be put down.

>>150141773
cope tranny

>>150141819
repeat this in english

>>150141688
stop giving it attention

>>150141649
not green. make them white or something, make em blend in

pic unrelated

>>150141898
No. Give it ALL the attention.

go stamps too

dreamt about eating my ex gfs pussy last night ;_;

>>150140621
The only scenario where Johnny didn't die is if he stayed with the Flames. You should all take this as a lesson to never betray those who love you.
Karma will come back at you.

>>150141986
meridethbros....karma is coming for us

>>150141996
Nobody in Calgary likes Meredith, shes fine.

>>150141998
no wonder johnny left, calgarians wouldnt accept his wife

>>150141986
true we loved mr hockey

who is mrs hockey?
jen?

>>150142079
lady byng

>>150142014
She was competition what can you say.

This was the battle for Johnnys heart

>>150142079
I heard Gary wants women out of hockey

>>150142099
kwab
calgary never stood a chance against pussy

>>150142104
He wants men out of women’s hockey

finna grow meredith's game

>>150141505
Except their bottom 3 centers suck ass
>>150141280
>Nikishin on the 3rd pair
Rod the fucking moron will definitely do this and the Hurricunts won't win shit.

>>150141986
HURR DURR MAKE IT ABOUT THE FLAMES

>>150142166
oh xhe bubblin'

>>150142131
he aint the commissioner of the PWHL is he. Always sticking noses where they dont belong

Karma is made up hindu bullshit, only retards think it’s real

hindus go to Hell kwab

>>150141662
I once went to the asian grocery store and a chinese woman approached me in the parking lot and started talking to me in chinese (I look 0% asian and don't speak chinese)
she had a bag in her hands that she was emphatically pointing towards and saying something chinese. I looked in the bag and it looked like she had groceries in it. I still to this day have no idea what she wanted from me.

>>150141974
gross dude people make peepee in there

>>150142216
probably telling you to grab a bar of soap or deodorant

>>150142189
I’m calling the karma police on you

>>150142238
iirc it was filled with random vegetables

>>150142250
what was so random about them? did you perhaps mean an assortment of vegetables?

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

>janny in the thread
I'm out

>>150142166
lmao calm down bud
your getting your fat all worked up

>>150142189
polarity, rhythm, and cause & effect prove karma to be real

>>150142271
if I buy carrots it's usually a prepackaged bag. same thing with potatoes or onions. if I buy peppers I usually pick them out of the bin and put them it the little bags by the scale and twist tie them up. she instead had one bag with random vegetables mixed together.

>>150142271
In this household we say mélange

I wanna see Landeskog take on Robocop jr

>>150142366
go back

>>150142416
karma keeps me here cause ur a faggot and deserve to be bullied

Tkachuk for Huberdeau, Weegar and a 2026 1st lmao

I got coupons for Wendy’s in the mail, so I might go

>>150142476
John Chayka owns a Wendy's

>>150142166
Dont mind if I do

Sam Bennett for a 2nd lmao

>>150142501
overall?

>>150142435
oh I'm no queer

>>150142189
actually karma is the accumulation of earthliness, attachment to this illusionary realm if you will, and not a scorecard about whether you are good or not. Caring about a scorecard tracking your good points and bad points is itself a good way to never escape the cycle of reincarnation and trap yourself in this realm. Karma is not a thing, because none of this is actually real. Do you understand? I doubt it, you are coming back as a cockroach kraken fan no doubt.

>>150142542
He called you a faggot, you queer, are you deaf as well as gay and deranged?

>>150142189
its part of the buddhist cycle of reincarnation.

Gary is cute

>150142595
>ゲイリーはかわいい

>>150142372
I stand corrected

>>150142551
Wow, I had an insight.
The lack of attachment to this realm is why Indians behave the way they do. It's all starting to make sense now.

>>150142610
The Mammoth haven't even played a season yet

>>150142372
>>150142619
it dawns on me now given this new information that she might have been trying to sell you her own vegetables from her garden

>>150142610
morgan rielly has been a >laff for 12 years?
poor bastard

had to look up Jamiroquaanza to remember what it was
god it fucking sucks lol
music for millennial labubu americans

Should I get drunk tonight?

>awaken
>miss ice hockey bitterly
>go to /hoc/ in a daily lapse of judgement
>get a bunch of half-baked existentialism thrown in one's face
>debark

>>150142664
Absolutely

>>150142650
I'm half labubu

>>150142664
do 200 pushups first

>>150142664
no

bud won
mitch won
burrito won
trb lost + limited income

>>150142551
a shitskin made this post

>>150142482
I didn’t know that

>>150142676
I'm going to do squats first :)

>>150142703
gross

>>150142676
I can't do any pushups right now because I gave myself a broken collarbone on my bicycle last month!

>>150142619
>>150142638
this whole time I thought she wanted donations of additional vegetables. that makes a lot more sense.

im a numale millennial who only listens to numale music and ive never heard of jamalraqueer. its genx boomer faggot music.

*squats*

*stands up*

* purges *

*marner slips out*

*does 1 pushup and then starts shit posting on /hoc/ again*

*cracks open another beer*

im a white jew chad btw

>>150142801
ok zach

Is Jim Hortons good?

>>150142801
yeah nah

Here, I made the NHL more interesting

>30 teams
>1v8 playoffs
>7-8 seeds have a best of 3 round robin from the 7-10 teams
>no salary cap, salary floor only w/Luxury tax
>AHL gets subsidized, 4th line goons get told to fuck off
>AHL becomes a proper prospect development league
>RFA status is changed, no more offer sheets
>rookie contracts changed to 5 years w/Arbitration eligibility after 2 seasons
>draft shortened to 5 rounds
>ESPN cut off, back to NBC/TNT
>relocate Nashville/Carolina to Milwaukee and Quebec
>Draft lottery abolished, worst record gets first overall.

>>150142908
how did that make it more interesting?

>>150142933
no one makes any money and the league folds

When you take a snus and then a minute later sneeze it out? Yeah...

>>150142933
we can finally watch meaningful ahl games like we all wanted.

>>150142933
no salary cap=more moves, which also means the offseason doesn't die after July 5th anymore, and we actually have a reason to play out the regular season.

>>150142801
I’m also Jewish but a virgin

go rangers!

Rempe is the Swedish word for butt

>>150142967
>no salary cap = players wont be fishing and golfing for all of july
retard

>>150143009
hey jack

how does edmonton convince good players to stay but my flames cannot :(

>>150143064
they dont lowball them

>>150143076
They better not lowball Wolf

>>150143076
my flames offered gaudreau more than columbus did

>>150143109
it still wasnt enough to silence his wife

>>150143034
Thats a good thing.
>>150143064
Edmonton has McDavid, Calgary has the pedophile

bc place looks cool as fuck

>>150143235
On google maps again?

>>150143269
i'm looking at it irl. it's right beside the water, nucks arena, and sky train

how many cups they got there in Hongcouver

>>150143407
Idk but stanley park is pretty cool

Everywhere I go, all I hear about is the Flames upcoming dynasty

WHATS MY DRUG OF CHOICE
WELL WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

>>150143518
*taps nose*

>Original 6 team reverting back to expansion-level gimmicks
Grim

>>150143526
You can't have both a hockeytown and a state of hockey imo

>>150143526
its their 100th anniversary

>>150143487
do you buy heroin there

>>150143530
state of hockey is more like state of the union

>>150143526
>original 6
Why won’t the NHL let this shit die? Nobody gives a fuck about the O6 teams anymore unless you’re a “hockey historian” who cares about Leclark DesFagguette who scored against WW2 veterans and plumbers in the 50’s

>>150143487
>stan lee park
that an asian pal of yours?

>>150143532
>100th anniversary
>So let's plaster a gimmick from the 90s over our logo

>>150143577
DesFagguette scored over 60 goals in the 46-47 season. You're a soulless American cuck

somebodies jealous

>>150143603
yes, the team has that kind of history to draw from

>>150143526
>first season ever is 1926-1927
>100 anniversary year is 2025-2026
retard math

>>150143664
>History to draw from
>It's a gimmick they named themselves during the Clinton Administration

>>150143675
yes, you made it clear you dont think 30 years ago matters

>>150143577
So much this.

The Original 12 has always been a better moniker.

>>150143577
True only history from 2019 on counts

I call her merideath, rip #13

MY team won today, can you say the same?

>>150143809
No pekka :(

>>150143809
My team last played in feb and won a gold medal

>>150143809
my jaysies dont play for a few more hours

>>150143809
my bud won every day since 04/17/2022 including today

https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/a/QMLxyP/nhl-elias-pettersson-trott-pa-fragor-om-tocchets-utspel

EP40 "I CBA talking about last season"

>>150143809
our radies tied

The Columbus Blue Jackets

>>150144014
2true

Gary Bruce Bettman

Is jewish

and that's great!

have yet to take a nicolas roy all day

>>150144301
Whats that

>>150144371
they used to be called marners but he's elite now

>>150144441
Ohhhhhh
We still call those marners

>>150144459
nah bro not anymore

>>150144371
a big wet shit I presume

>>150144474
thats called a marner

>>150143809
my team did not lose today

>>150144050
Why does he never take any accountability?
Always everyone else's fault and never 11.6's.

i took a vile marner that projectiled all over the seat

smackchads it's our night

>>150144479
Well, in that case, I have a morning marner every day after I drink an astounding amount of coffee
and I'll be sure to remember this bit of parlance for later on, pard

>>150144500
Not sure. He does admit it was the worst year of his career but beyond that he refuses to elaborate. Part of the recovering process?

>>150144050
Why cant he collective bargaining agreement to talk about last season

>>150144515
ill be wearing my denim bret the hitman hart jacket

>>150144594
you going bud?

Could the next thread be flames themed please?

might get a breakfast burrito cause of the memes about 'rito

>>150144726
I want this on a t-shirt, I'll hang it up next to my Jen shirt

when i was 14 my doctor told me i should go to a phycologist. looking back i probably should have gone. rip. listen to your doctors frens.

>>150144749
you need a doctor to tell you you're gay?

>>150144749
trb listened to his doctor and now he's an impotent drug addict

I had the same physio as my Flames :) His office was full of Canada and Flames posters :)

>>150144785
Sorry to hear that

flames? yeah they rule

>>150144811
Him me and my flames are going on a dynasty
:)

>>150144905
funny seeing all the doubters slowly becoming believers. flames=rule

>>150140751
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Where is it?

>>150145027
no one said it could be flames themed. not my problem

>>150145107
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