bengals are playing starters against THE superbowl champion iggles, starts in 30 minutes
football is BACK
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Mahomes > Brady
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating
Hurts finner boutta suffer a season ending bussy tear
No way the D has improved enough this year, if any. Bengies missing playoffs again or if they do manage to squeak in they'll be a WC exit. Our window has closed firmly.
>>150133894still mindbroken from the public humiliation I see
>>150133906I'm excited to see some of the young Eagles secondary players going against Burrow, Chase, and Higgins. They'll probably get owned but at least they'll get real reps.
streaming the games http://discord.gg/cleanitupjanny
sw: spearchucker
>>150133894please go back to the general, this is a comfy thread
>>150133900>he thinks hurts is playing a single pre-season snap
>>150134170>>150133900I retract my statement. it seems sirianni wants to have starters this time around
McKINO TIME
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Ring me when kickoff actually happens
Jakorian Bennett suited up. We'll see if he plays though.
>>150134344Kickoff just happened
>>150134406why did they get fully dressed just not to play
>>150134406ojomo's not injured, right?
>>150134467Get into the rhythm of game day and how they warm up I guess.
ross tucker is comfy
>>150134479he's essentially a rotational starter already. he's taking milton's spot.
>>150134467merchandising obligations
>>150134479Nope, not injured. He's a key piece of the D-line this year, basically a starter.
I love me a good run up the middle
I've seen enough sign Gilmore.
Syd Brown is so intense lol 100% all the time
tanner mckee would be a starter on like 12 teams btw
chase is absolutely killing these backup CBs lol, but at least they're getting good reps
>>150134502Wait and see what Bennett can do though
>>150134502cowboy i'm afraid
>>150134530At least they know it can't get any worse lol
take off CJGJ nnumber bro
>>150134542Gabe Hall, the guy that supposedly made Booker tradeable
Gotta keep him out of the endzone, man
>>150134554well the bengals look good lol
>>150134558just disgusting
that's my bengals =) fuck up them 3rd stringers
This color commentator sounds retarded
Tanner Hudson is kino
i know it's chase but i'm pretty sure adoree jackson is cooked
Bengals offense looks like a well oiled machine. Burrow gearing up to throw for 5,000 yards, 50 TDs, and still missing the playoffs.
I liked the pressure they got on Burrow on that one 3rd down, but Chase made Jackson look like a fool lol oh well
The NFL shit has already started Again.
Any ideal city for the person who hates American football, hates the Kansas City Chiefs, and hates the entire NFL in general?
are the bengals defensive starters in?
>Anus Smith starting
Just cut him, please
awwwwwww shit it's MCKINO TIME
I'm thinking that trade with the Raiders may have been the smart move
ELITE, I'M CONVERTING TO MORMONISM
>>150134648Do the Bengals have defensive starters?
ah there's that defense. I was right, season's over already.
>>150134648no, he's holding out
>>150134669I hate the city of Chicago (but it has more to do with the NHL)
>>150134682genuinely made me laugh
>>150134686Understandable, have a nice day
>>150134675The best thing Chip Kelly ever did for this organization
TUSH
>PUSH
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TUSH
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TUSH
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>>150134720that's the most happy I ever seen Jalen
>bungles 1st already getting ripped up by iggles 2s and 3s
burrowheads....this is not a good sign
just got here, what i miss?
>mckee slinging it
>three straight running plays
patullo im not sure about this. very brian johnson of you
great drive but I demand that they let tanner sling that shit more
you could tell the offensive line didn't get the same push without the starters lol, but McKee is so tall it made up for the difference.
but I really liked the playcalling from Patullo, it was smooth. RPOs, inside zone runs, 2nd level passes. Looked solid.
WTF, McKee has pretty good mechanics
>>150134743>>150134745just wished they let mckee throw a goal-line fade to dotson
my dad's already saying he's better than hurts
>>150134738>Burrow and the Bengals offense had a smooth looking drive, Chase BTFO the Eagles 2nd/3rd string CBs>Tanner McKee was accurate, Shipley with a big run, tush push on 4th and goal from the 17-7 bawl game
>>150134686What would moot think
>>150134754I can very much see him being a starter somewhere eventually and I'm going to be very sad to see him go but frankly from what I've seen from him so far he deserves it
>>150134761many people are saying this
>>150134738Bengals starters drove easily on the Eagles backups.
A big Shipley run and a handful of easy McKino completions to Dotson set up a tush push TD.
>>150134761McKee is a great backup and has been getting better every year.
Ravens are running tush pushes now
So long as Mckee doesn't go to like the giants, cowboys, or commies, next, I'm gonna be following his career. mark my words, he is a starter somewhere
>>150134761tell your dad his crippling alcoholism is tearing the family apart
dont forget thats super bowl champion tanner mckee
>>150134754We like to joke around but he legitimately could start on several teams at least.
>>150134760We got Dotson here
>>150134763Nothing changes my opinion of the shithole that is Chicago.
the bend don't break doesn't work when you can't cover well lol. backups aren't good against the run either
Joe Burrow is actually playing? Kinda based tbdesu
Trotter Jr's got a big booty lol
>>150134815the bengals starting offense is all starting. they look good to be fair
>rugby play and constant spearing
no wonder homosexuals love the incoming refpigeon (((dynasty)))
>>150134830Are they playing against 2nd and 3rd stringers
JFC ringo
get Bennett in there already
jesus christ ringo
>>150134844yes, but it's still sharp
JFC Ringo and Jackson suck
alright get the starters off the field
Chase is just too fucking good bros
>>150134848>>150134850Cool I like joe burrow heโs hot and cool
>refs actually call niggles for hands to the face
>immediately get gaped by joey
>>150134846I really want Ringo to be good but it really looks like he's struggling
he's young but there's only so much rope to give
At least Ringo is only 23 years old but.....
Ringo please. What round was he drafted again? People were saying he looked better
Thank god the birds traded for that corner
>>150134861genuinely might be the 2nd best ever bengal already
Bengies offense is white hot.
Now, lets see that defense...
>>150134865y r u gae?
>>150134869but to be fair to him, he's legitimately going up against the #1 or #2 WR in the league depending on who you ask. Between him and JJ, then AJ is #3.
where's that raiders DB? ringo and jackson look shit
No excuses for Ringo and Jackson, but the rest of the defense was like 4th stringers for that drive.
>>150134880Who says Iโm gae
>>1501348724th. Howie likes getting solid players in the 4th so it'd be a disappointment if he can't at least be a backup ffs.
holy shit Wilson actually made a good catch for once
and McKee taking advantage of Wilson's massive stature
Johnny Wilson finally made a contested catch!
>>150133906They wont even get in. Ravens winning AFC North
WC teams will be chargers, chiefs and dolphins
JOHNNY WILSON WORKED ON HIS HANDS
Bungles "defense" in midseason form already
Darius Cooper is a good sleeper pick to make the roster. He and Elijah Cooks have been balling in camp.
I fuckin hope they finally cut Anus Smith.
>bungles """""defense"""""
>these are the Bengals defensive starters
I feel so bad for you guys
Tanner McKee should be ranked in the top 32 QBs. He's better than a few starters in the league.
isn't oren burks on the bengals? where he at?
I genuinely believe McKee is a starter somewhere. He's looked good in every single game I've seen him.
Mckee is legitimately elite bro
It's actually criminal that he isn't starting somewhere. We are wasting him.
>>150134951He was a captain for this game
>>150134943did they pay Hendrickson yet?
>>150134943backup CBs and edge rushers aren't playing but yeah its not looking great
>>150134957He secured the division for the Eagles last year. He played a part in the owl run.
patullo should run a dual quarterback offense
Myles Murphy is such a bust, goddamn
What channel is this game on?
>>150134973beautiful ball placement no homo
>>150134964no but it sounds like it's happening
>>150134943burrow needs to get the fuck out of cincy, its never going to change
>>150134964What do you think
Fucking catch the ball, Grant
damn nice try, should've gone for it because why not. at least elliot looked sharp
Get indianapolis on the phone and tell them this one's better than wentz, it'll only cost them tyler warren
>healthy Jake Elliot
Based
>>150135008Burrow is going to be this generations Marino. He'll never leave the Bengals and therefore never win a ring despite being an amazing talent
>>150135013i think jake needs the reps. the SB was great, but we need him back consistently on that level all season
>>150135029no lies detected
>>150135018>indianapolisRichardson is already injured lmao, they're running Daniel Jones. Those bums being starters over McKee is criminal
The NFL Network NFL+ "commercial break in progress" screen is fucking horrific this year.
Last year was bad with a bad music loop, but now its just loud canned crowd noise. Its louder than the broadcast.
Its fucking terrible
>>150135029based Joe "Dr. Deletus" Burrow
>>150135028Everyone has been saying he was struggling because he was playing through an injury, and now he's fully healthy
i've seen enough from mckee tbqhwyf lets give the syracuse kid some reps
>>150135042just wait until E!SPN puts its spin on it
>>150135053McCord is good too, he's going to impress at some point
>>150135048Didn't his wife say that as well
the eagles backups are getting slaughtered on RPOs from Burrow
>>150135054I fear for how bad Redzone is going to be.
PLEASE tell me everything is going to be ok
Photographer behind Lane is a UNIT
>>150135085Is there anyone on that team that isn't a complete fag?
>>150135089bigger tits than the cheerleaders
>>150135091>seething over a guy eating an ice cream sandwich
Is Joe Bussy staying out all night?
>>150135103>uncrustable>ice cream sandwhich
Ok it's one thing to get beat by Ja'Marr Chase but c'mon now
>>150135117if he keeps taking sacks like that maybe not
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>>150135120a chilled uncrustable sounds pretty good right now
campbell wtf you had that
Browning being downgraded to Semi Automatic
eagles are cursed with defensive butter hands
>>150135158>>150135148quinyon had shit hands too. maybe its just an eagles rookie thing
>>150135168dejean missed a few easy layups too
note to self: need better jihaad jokes for this year
campbell looks good hes been everywhere
>>150135182simply post an explosion every time he does something
>>150135168Quinyon was mostly just unlucky desu
>>150135195based i like this
I love that KcKino trusts himself to put the ball where only his receiver can catch it. He's not afraid to throw the fucking ball.
I might actually go back to the Colts-Ravens game. This Bengals defense is cooked
Burrow and Chase are actually playing? Lmao
>>150135219They played the 1st quarter
Tanner McKee is a 6โ7โ quarterback out of Stanford. Why arenโt you more like him?
>>150135214pickett was the opposite
Shipley is looking like he earned that 2nd string spot, looking at Dillon
>>150135226I went to Miami
Nice punt. It feels great not having a shit punter anymore.
>>150135226I was born with a bad Achilles tendon
>>150135226I didnt eat my veggies
>Bengals starters in
>easy beat Eagles 2nd/3rd string
>...
>Colts starters in
>QB dead
>look terrible
>losing to Ravens 2nd/3rd
>>150135267who did Clots choose as their starter?
>>150135245siposs cost us that game almost as much as gannon
>>150135275Richardson, who got injured in under 10 minutes. Now he's out
>>150135275Richardson, who a few plays into the game got sacked by an unblocked rusher and fucked up his finger
>>150135275They said theyโre starting Richardson this week, and Jones the next
Looks like itโs just gonna be all Jones now, rip in piece meme ARich
UFL d-tackle making plays, nice
>the best CB so far tonight is Eli Ricks
grim lol
>Syd Brown hurt
Fugg. Sign Justin Simmons please.
>>150135226My application to Stanford was denied. I'm not 6'7 and I also never applied to Stanford.
Eagles injured!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
>>150135318Pick Six Ricks is kind of good though.
>>150135326why does he have to play like a fucking retard man
>rigging preseason games
Replace these refs with ChatGPT already
>>150135326man he has potential but he's just too fucking reckless for how fragile he is
>>150135342refs gotta get those practice reps in too
sydney brown concussing himself again? mf has zero impulse control
>>150135339I want to like him but the drop off was noticeable last season when he was in even vs Isiah Rodgers
Patullo is getting a bit pass happy, but it's 2nd/3rd string so it's hard to know what he wants to do with the starters
>>150135372fuck it, let McKino sling that shit
So running up to someone and slapping their arms out of the way 3 seconds before the ball reaches them is no longer pass interference? Or did the refs get a call from FanDuel
what a great play, great pass great catch
Johnny Wilson stock UP
Darius Cooper stock UP
Cut Anus Smith please
Cooper has looked great tonight, ESP said to look out for him
>>150135379is he playing the whole game or are the other QBs getting some action?
>>150135403no clue, we will see after the half
who are the talking heads on the eagles broadcast? the one guy sounds like that guy that did those profanity-laced voice overs of highlights.
Did anyone get a clip of that little dance Jalen did one the sideline talking to Johnny Wilson?
>>150135403I'm going to assume McCord gets at least a quarter.
>>150135408Scott Graham and Ross Tucker.
>>150135389is this what he meant?
>bengals timeoutsgay
>>150135428AJ Dillion could be huge as a backup, if he can take some bruising runs away from Saquon, Saquon can stay fresh without being used so damn much.
>>150135429ah ok, i was thinking of bob menery anyways
>>150135402How tall is that receiver?
AJ Dillon is good desu they have a great RB room. Even both UDFAs look pretty good.
McKee is better than at least 5 starting QBs in the league. At least.
>>150135462temu mike evans
and he takes snaps under center? fuck me dude
>>150135474considering I am currently watching their backups winning against starters, I'm gonna say no
why is jalen hurts the starter again?
>>150135469he has a SB ring
>>150135469I think at least 10
>>150135485it's the Bengals defence let's not get carried away
wtf why did the defender stop rushing towards the QB?
>>150135485The Eagles will ALWAYS have a competent back up just in case.
>>150135400Ainias Smith touchdown, dickhead kek
>>150135485Because he's a top-5 QB in the NFL
>>150135503teams dont want their qb getting injured, whoever hit burrow earlier got benched for it
hey guys, you know how people were memeing about how the Bengals were going to need to score 45 every game to win?
I'm starting to think that's not a meme
Fuck that would have been a pick six for pick six ricks
fuckin a vic can you teach these guys to catch
>>150135505He still sucks shut up shut up
remember when people thought jake browning was good
FUCK he was so close to taking that all the way
>>150135505>>150135539Ok I'm sorry that was a great return. More wiggle than he showed all of last season.
>>150135525they did absolutely nothing to improve their defense in the draft, spent all their money on higgins and chase, and are now in a big contract dispute with hendrickson
theyre basically going to be in the same position the lions were at the end of last season in week 1: a super powered offense with absolute zero defense
will make for some kino shootouts though
>>150135539BIG RETURN DICKHEAD
MCKINO
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fellas I'm gonna be honest, I think this McKee squad is capable of getting a winning record if they played the regular season
Ok I've seen enough, Darius Cooper is making the roster
WTFFFF hes the second coming of big dick nick
yeah, this backup could win the owl if squirts goes down
>>150135572the McKee-Dotson-Wilson-Cooper connection is looking MINT
>>150135573Fuggg, he was looking great in camp
>>150135572For sure. its the howie way
Bro, McKee even PLAYS like the good version of Foles wtf
>>150135572It would be cool to see what he could do with the starters
>>150135590helps when (((he))) has kid stuff blackmail material on the rest of the league's GMs. such is (((their))) way
who doing the half time show?
>>150135493>>150135496Tanner McKino is better than
>Tua>Justin Fields >Russell Wilson>Drake Maye>Cam Ward>Anthony Richardson>Trevor Lawrence>Justin Herbert>Geno Smith>JJ McCarthy>Caleb Williams >Michael Penix>Tyler Shough>Bryce Young>Kyler Murray>Brock Purdy>Sam Darnold >Dak Prescott Am I missing any?
>>150135594he crushed the cowcucks last year
Kek the Philly news break is just stories of people being shot and a new phenomenon theyโre calling โcontagious shootingโ hahahaha
If Hurts goes down and McKee gets a run where he does this kinda stuff, some team is gonna Brock Osweiler him when he hits free agency.
I think we are all know very aware that the next Tom.Brady is on the Eagles
I thought you guys were joking about McKee good lord
>>150135605And that's why philly fans live in the suburbs
like Flacco and Palmer had a baby, more snaps under center por favore Don Patullo
>>150135607That team is the Raiders btw
>>150135611That'll make up for Howie drafting scrubs this year
>>150135618>priced out of fish town
>>150135618I grew up in Roxborough so people in the suburbs think I'm trash and people from the city think I'm from the suburbs
>>150135624I believe in Jihad
>>150135605>new phenomenonThat's not a new phenomenon or anything specific to Philly. It just means people firing in confusion to protect themselves when they hear other gunfire.
>>150135627I remember growing up everyone from fish town was white trash polacks but they all sold their houses from like 700k back in 2019
maybe they're hiding mukuba like they were doing with baun in the preseason last year
>>150135615He's genuinely a good QB. Good arm, accurate, see the field well, smart with the ball, and runs the offense basically seamlessly.
>>150135639Thatโs just the way the news man described it, which is funny
>>150135624>drafting scrubs this yearLike who?
>>150135645No, it's comparable to DeJean. He's hurt and probably won't play for a bit because Vic is stubborn and doesn't trust guys he hasn't seen play. Hopefully he works out like DeJean and ends up elite once he's in.
>>150135639>this is perfectly normal behavior.Please, China, when you nuke us, hit filthydelphia first.
>>150135663No one saids it's normal or good, but it's not, like, a Philly thing.
>McCord has a higher Madden rating than McKee
Fugg, should McCord be the starter right now?
>>150135676hinton just eats shemar stewart
>>150135683I like Hinton, he might be another great Stout success story eventually. The Texas kid is going to take a lot more time and work than him though.
>McKee back out
I'd just let him rest desu, he unironically can't get hurt
>>150135710who else they got?
>>150135621or the Saints if they miss out on Nussmeier
>McKino still in
Nice, but is it necessary?
>>150135713syracuse QB broke a lot of old records from when they used to be good
>>150135713Kyle McCord has some juice
pretty sure the xheagles only had 10 dudes on the field on that play...
>>150135713Kyle McCord and Dorian Thomson-Robinson
>>150135732>Dorian Thomson-Robinsonkek, they better pray it doesn't come to this
>>150135726just bungles things
>>150135735fuck that faggot bitch brees and his shit-stained faggot face.
>>150135683>>150135695Ah damn, Hinton just gave up a sack
>>150135737I think they're going to alternate between DTR and McCord as the practice squad QB depending on who they play that week lol
>if they play a running QB, DTR is practice squad>if they play a passing QB, McCord is practice squad
>>150135726And gained 10 yard lel
stream is sponsored by janney?
>>150135753definitely solid depth, he's been great tonight
kek another great catch
jake is still cooked nooooooo
>>150135753More than a guy, he might be a dude
Patullo can call a great game for a passing QB, I hope he would mix in more runs with Jalen due to him being able to freeze defenders. Maybe with two or three QB runs per game at most.
>>150135809more snaps under center would be nice
Why kick it? Elliott doesn't need practice hitting chip shots. I'd rather see the offense get to practice close redzone.
>>150135816he just kicked a shitty kick, let him get a tap-in and feel good. you an eagles fan of 2 years or something? retard.
It's been great seeing McKee, but he really shouldn't go back out there.
Not watching the game. How's Campbell doing? Oh and how are Shemar Stewart and Demetrius Knight doing?
>>150135825He'll be fine, I'm not worried about that miss. His mind is not that fragile. Preseason is valuable practice for the offense, I hate to see teams waste it.
>>150135097nipple pertruding. disgusting
>>150135841Campbell was all over the place, almost had a pick off a tipped pass. I think he mostly played LB.
>>150135841campbell and knight look impactful, haven't seen stewart jump out the screen exactly
>>150135841Jihaad Campbell was around the ball, though didn't make and flash plays. Also he dropped a diving interception.
Stewart has been invisible afaik. I haven't been looking for Knight so I don't know.
>>150135872Eagles #95?
That's Ty Robinson. I agree, he's looked great. He had a lot of experience in college and was expected to be ready to go as a rookie. He'll probably be used in something similar to Ojomo's 2024 role.
ok with DTR in I want Patullo calling Jalen-like plays
>DTR over McCord
That's dumb
>>150135896howie loves his bbc qbs
>>150135896I didn't realize they have DTR as QB3 in the depth chart.
Punt coverage not looking great t.bh
>>150135889yeah good point
>>150135913it was just a 3 and out but it looked like the same plays as McKee.
>black qb comes in
>bungles start winning
kek
Just got back from getting my ass blown out at the gay club. How are my berds doin?
Fugg, catch the ball, man
>>150135918cardinals play on saturday, mate
heh... bros... that's, uh, heh, that's why they play... DEFENSE
this nfl+ screen saver with the crowd screaming shit is stupid. ffs just play some elevator music and leave it alone
>>150135957you mean you don't like listening to the forsaken damned souls of hell screaming twice as loud as the game volume?
>>150135918ravens gamethread is over here
>>150133881
DTR has a better arm than I remember. He can put some juice on the ball.
>>150135987DTR has one speed on his passes lol all of them are bullets
Not the RBs fault, good for him. A fumble in a preseason game would be a big problem for a RB.
enough outta dtr give me mccord
No bullshit McKee would be the instant QB1 on at least 5 teams
>>150135957Better than that shit ass dubstep cancer music theyโve had the past 5 years.
>>150136069honestly, it's not.
>>150136060i was going to say there are several teams that should be contacting the iggles for a trade right now
>>150136072OH SHIT HE DID SOMETHING EVEN COOLER ON THE NEXT PLAY
why are there so many blacks in the philly crowd?
Btw Gabe Hall has had a great game. I see why they felt comfortable trading away Booker.
>>150136091preseason are the only tickets they could afford
>browning
Shit, at least he has a fucking hot thot to go home and fuck. He's got that over squirts
>>150136094That cb we got is gonna be a steal I can feel it
>>150136091A lot of kids too
>burrow starts
>2 touchdowns
>leaves
>bengals die
he's the only thing keeping the team together
>>150136116Hopefully. They really need him to be startable.
If he can be Isaiah Rodgers-level this defense will not miss a beat.
>>150136099jus cause it's true, don't mean it should be said outloud you racist ass snow demon
dtr overthrew johnny wilson
that's two bad penalties on the bengals special teams
Long snapper sold it lol nice
those were some QTs did anyone save that?
>>150136128join us for the next game, should be a good one
Danny Ainge just called to see if Tanner wants to play for the Jazz
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we're one field goal away form getting the same score as last year's game
>Shipley
>Dillon
>Montrell Johnson
>Shunderrick Powell
>Keilan Robinson
All these guys are good lol what a stacked RB room
>>150136172The raiders will not be involved in anything "good" lol
>Eagles Autism Foundation
They know we're watching
>>150136191pete carroll coaching the raiders sounds like a dirty combination
Oh fugg that looked like a concussion hit
>penn state
>state penn
Wait a second...
>Kyle McCord is in
Alright, nice, lets see him sling it
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Looked like a miscommunication with the receiver turning the wrong way on the hook.
Damn that sucks for mccord
What happened, I had to drop a chalupa
>>150136319miscommunication and threw a weird pick
The Bengals are just a cursed team. It's that simple. I cannot explain how this happened but that is the reality and here we are.
>>150136346nah this is just the reality setting in from not paying anyone until they were too expensive, then actually going ahead and paying them all after they became too expensive
it's gonna be a rough season
ringo's just there for the vibes
Posting because I work security here and hope to go home soon
>>150136468fuck off rent-a-cop
>>150136440just like the beatles
>>150136468right on rent-a-KING
well that was fun, gg bengals your offense looked great
GGs good luck with your defense