Thread 150139933

Sky six chads superiority gathering

>newcastle united STILL looking for a striker
>ManCHUDster united winning the treble
>todd boehly masterclass
>liverpool are buying the league
>Arsenal top 4 race form UNLEASHED

manure are now in the bottom 6 club

ManCHADster United Football Club

>snubbed by pedro
>snubbed by sesko
>snubbed by cunha
>snubbed by ekitike
>snubbed by delap
>snubbed by kudus
>snubbed by mbeumo
>snubbed by trafford
Holy fuck I didn’t know it was this bad
I’m in tears lmao

>>150139975
Snubbed by Huijsen too

Reiterrating my question for any Bauern customers that have been paying attention, what happened to gnabry being actually good? Injured? Lazy? He was meant to be Germany's best player a couple of years ago, fucking Muller was still getting starts this year, in spite of being horrendous for at least 3 years now...

>>150139975
Jackson soon also

>>150139975
Quality lineups are being assembled comprised exclusively of players who have rejected the land of sand

>>150139933 (OP)
>spurtz are in the GOD SIX club
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>60£/month to watch EPL.
>26£/month to watch Serie A + La Liga + Danish league.
Sorry bro’s, I’m priced out another season. Will be watching the danes and meds.

>>150140068
More deserving than Arsenal

>>150140071
>£40 a year for a good IPTV app on my firestick to watch every match in every league

Skill issue

:^)

>>150139975
How is Wissa looking? His name was thrown in the ring a while back but nothing seems to have happened.

13th for manure placement this season

>>150140024
vgh... west brom legend serge gnabry

>Arthur Masuaku to Sunderland, here we go! Deal agreed with the left back.

>Exclusive details: he’s signing a two year deal at #SAFC with medical completed today.
West Ham legend

reflecting on how liverpool have spent 3bn quid to win 1 league title in 30 years

>>150140163
What happened to calling him Omoridon?? Stop changing the fucking names jesus, it’s hard enough keeping track of ngubus as is

>>150140218
I know this is rage bait but I will bite since 2000 liverpool have one
>2 premier leagues
>2 fa cups
>4 league cups
>2 champions leagues
>1 europa leagues
>3 super cups
I wont include rhe 2019 club world cup, but a bit of a weird statement to make brother

>>150140237
nah it's 1 league title funny init i didn't even account for the littlewoods juice

There's already a thread

>>150140247
Yes. It’s this one.

if you ever want to see scousers boil just mention how they outspent man united by like x10 in the 90s and won fuck all

hello where are the transfers

>>150139607
>>150139716
>>150139948
and then...
>>150139933 (OP)
>>150139855
its rough....

Shearer and other Geordies getting a big reality check this summer

surely bournemouth are in trouble this season selling both centrebacks

>>150140270
believe the masses have decided to go with my superior GOD 6 thread though....
still upsetting however, i saw it coming but still fell for it, such is the case for many things in life.

>>150140305
lately there is a trend of making a new and not linking it which honestly im not too fond of its just inconsiderate
albeit that thread came 10 minutes before yours and you should be checking before making a new
so really both of you are at fault, if anything we need a 3rd thread done right

>>150140232
It's the same stuff with Amad Traore to Amad Diallo, just african thingy

>>150140314
Hi, autist from the other thread here. I too am *not* fond of new threads not being linked. I end up in the old talking to myself before seeing it hit the bump limit 3 hours earlier and I've missed all of the banter in the new thread.

>>150140314
thought i checked honestly, maybe i checked a bit too early? cuz the new 4chan system makes u wait ages before making a new thread....
HOWEVER i believe not linking the new thread is a cardinal sin that shan't be tolerated, we either take action to correct this destructive habit or it will keep growing within this gentlemen gathering.

yikes

come on richard where is the isak bid

Not reading that, yank. Keep it on reddit where you belong.

won't be reading that literal novel

I'm not compelled to read that honestly

>>150140302
what does that expression convey?

What is it with UK flags and an inability (disguised as unwillingness) to read? I guess you and your bin dipping brothers up north are not as different as you think...

>>150140396
dresden

Okay who's cucking them this time?

>>150140396
can't read, simple as

>>150140071
>10$ (7.50£) a month for every EPL match
>10$ (7.50£) a month for every UCL ECL and Seria -A match

>>150140403
Tottenham

Table prediction

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Villa
6. United
7. Brighton
8. Newcastle
9. Spurs
10. Palace
11. Nottingham
12. Everton
13. West Ham
14. Bournemouth
15. Fulham
16. Wolves
17. Leeds
18. Brentford
19. Burnley
20. Sunderland

>>150140403
he looks like a charicature

ornstein has really fallen off

REMINDER: Cunha is on last year's books, Mbeumo is in £16m instalments

>>150140434
>Cunha is on last year's books

the amortisation is the same regardless

>>150140071
>>150140409
you guys should join these arabic discord live footy servers, they basically have no delay if ur internet is good and the commentary is top.
also
>leeching off your brother-in law 10$ 4k bein subscription which covers EPL+UCL

bournemouth are fucked
they have no defence now

wild the prices these proper dogshit players like ekitike and sesko are going for
15 goals in the poopsliga is worth close to 100m? kane at the same age was getting 25 per season in england, what was he worth 250m?

>>150140483
We are in a striker/forward drought, all forwards and strikers will be 60m+ now

>Vitesse has definitively lost its professional license. A preliminary injunction in the court in Utrecht has not changed this. As a result, the second oldest professional club in the Netherlands will disappear from professional football.
Chelsea loan farm management kills another club

Has Poocastle had the most humiliating window in history?

>CHELSEA AND GARNACHO HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT
[FABRIZIO ROMANO]

>>150140099
Their parent club (Al-Nassr) seems to tries to hijack the deal for themself.

>>150140527
They won't dissapear, will they. There'll be a clognog equivalent of AFC Vitesse soon enough, and if they make it back up the leagues everyone will treat them as the same club.

>>150140579
REMINDER:
>Arsenal fans said Sesko would score a hatrick in the United vs Arsenal game

thought brexit jim said manure were bankrupt

>>150140604
Know your place anon, don't you dare question a billionaire, they are your god.

>>150140604
Sirjim is a savvy businessman, they don't want to be acting like Woodward any more

>>150140604
>going to run out of money by christmas if they don't sack loads of staff
>spend £300m next transfer window

>>150140071
it's so easy to find HQ streams these days, a lot easier than it used to be
they might be a little behind sometimes but who cares

>>150140412
terrible gimmick, no one cares about your preseason predictions

>>150140616
just did the maths on my phone and if he sacked 20,000 tea ladies it's possible

>>150140527
What did they do?

>>150140616
>>going to run out of money by christmas if they don't sack loads of staff
>they do in fact cut loads of staff
>they don't run out of money
woah

>>150140641
they pulled the rug to use Strasbourg instead, theyre also going to kill Strasbourg

>>150140604
marks like you are why he's a billionaire

>>150140339
>I end up in the old talking to myself before seeing it hit the bump limit 3 hours earlier and I've missed all of the banter in the new thread.

>>150140604
yeah thats what all the customers told me, they said he definitely wasn't lying

>>150140527
>Vitesse has definitively lost its professional license
well that was fast

>>150140454
while I appreciate the thought I'd rather spend the few bucks for the sky commentary. The Arab comm is funny in bursts, but watching a whole match in a language you can't understand gets old fast.

I can see Jim making himself manager mid season

>>150140138
They don't have europe and Mbuemo and Cunha are good buys, would be shocking if they didn't at least get 7th.

>>150140454
>join these arabic discord live footy servers
not sure what's worse; having to visit my firestick guy who talks too much and expects me to be glad he put porn on my 'stick, or being radicalized by 'rists in the 'cord

Does amorim get like a complete reset going into this season where he's allowed to fail and lose without being under pressure, or will he carry last season's malcontent into this one?

Iirc he didn't really want to take over mid-season because he believes in needing a preseason so he could just kinda fuck around

>>150140649
>use Strasbourg
As in both Strasbourg and Vitesse are owned by the same group and they dumped Vitesse to focus on Strasbourg more?

>>150140706
I dont think the board takes last season into consideration with Amorim
He played with Ten Hags very dysfunctional squad; reckon they'll get him the type of players he wants for his system and cleaning up after Ten Hag, and then start "judging" him

all these Baleba videos going up when he isn't moving this season

>>150140604
SIKE

>CL straight knockout, all games on freeview
vassup or ich don't think so?

>>150140842
Would be a far more interesting competition but I need you to PLEASE think of the sponsors

>>150140847
sponsors get further reach if the games are free, thoughbeit

>Record-breaking start to new #LFC kit deal with Adidas.
Home kit has outstripped sales of last year’s launch by over 700% with orders from 150 countries so far.
Florian Wirtz number one best seller for name and number printed on shirts so far.

>>150140726
>cleaning up after Ten Hag
and who's Ten Hag been cleaning up after? a decade of nothing but shit decisions from the board. Was he personally in charge of paying £80m for antony when he was worth £20m? Buying lazy shitters like sancho, extending rashfords contract making both of those shitters completely unflushable? you could put some random abu from /sp/ in there they would've done a better job than the likes of woodfuck and murtough.
ETH got sacked end of october last year being 6 points within top 4, if Amorim is in a similar or worse position by then he ought to be getting fired especially as he's not coming off from winning two cups and finishing top 4 once, but off of having the worst league finish since colour TV was introduced

>increase the PL to 24 teams but each team only plays 36 teams a season
good idea or nay?

>>150140949
leagues should only be 16 teams

>>150140963
why though?

>>150140183
>Xhaka
>Masuaku
What year is it

>>150140949
>each team only plays 36 teams
how do they manage that? actually though, what would the rule for non games be? who's not playing whom away and such

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QARYI20y51M

Does Sir Jim get any credit for this? Do people see the link between sacking staff and improvements in other areas?

>>150140458
I know last year's relative equality couldn't last forever but it really does seem like them and Brentford have just given up. Same for Burnley, get promoted with a record-breaking defence, let your centre back go on a free and sell your keeper, mental.

>>150141001
you do it like the CL. 6 pots of 4 and every team plays 6 games against teams from each pot

>>150141006
next youll tell me we shouldnt run coal mines at a loss to keep poortherners in a job

>>150141015
That sounds like an incredibly awful idea.

>>150141017
kek, I now realise that meme has been updated from run coal mines at a loss to keep poortherners in a job to run Man Utd at a loss to keep poortherners in a job

>The Premier League will no longer take part in the Rainbow Laces campaign after ending its partnership with LGBTQ+ charity Stonewall.
>The charity and the Premier League began working together in 2017 to "help further promote LGBT+ equality in football".
>As first reported by the Daily Telegraph,, external the Premier League now plans to launch its own inclusion campaign to coincide with LGBTQ+ History Month in February.
>Sources have told BBC Sport that the Premier League is continuing to work with clubs to reinforce the message that discrimination will not be tolerated and that existing education resources remain available.
Muslims outrank gays in current year

pay up chelshit
if a knob like jackson is worth £50, garnacho ought to be at least £70

>>150141030
it's good because it reduces the gap between the PL and other leagues and also because it gives clubs more stability and allows them to build new stadiums without worrying

>>150140990
30 games, nice even number

Just kick some of the irrelevant 14 out of the league. Less stress on players and they dont suck up money

>>150141032
muslim men are notorious for being gay

>>150141046
One of them is world champion and it's not garnacho

God Six have absolutely HUMBLED Sandcastle this summer and made an example out of them to remind the others of their place in the food chain

Are you going to pronounce it Shesko or are you just going to say it like it's English

>>150141046
Still mental how good a goal that was

>>150141087
tesco simple as
tescos also acceptable

>>150141087
shiska ben

>>150141032
i dont care for muslims or gays

>Sesko, Cunha and Mbeumo = Top 4
>If we can add Baleba and Donna = PL title challenge
>Forget about 2028. We are going for Mission 21 next season!
Remember this in October when they're telling you Amorim is performing miracles dragging this squad to 9th

>>150141087
it's pronounced Shitsko

>>150141079
lmao
your "world champion" will never score a goal like that in his life

>>150141087
i'm just gonna take it in the ass. for I am a Man Utd fan

>>150141087
SEXO

>>150140604
He's full of shit

>>150141087
Fraudko

>>150141087
I'm going to honour the anon who called him seskoffender

>>150141087
Sæsko

>>150140403
From the looks of him I'd say Chester Zoo

spent most of my life rooting against tom brady, today is no different. Up the VPNs!

>>150141177
underrated post

>>150141379
add him to list

Reminder that Liverpool are the champions.

>>150140882
Liverpool FC’s 10-year adidas partnership breaks records with massive home and away kit sales, up 700% from last year, spanning 150 countries. Online sales dominate at 80%, and Anfield’s store sees its busiest week. The Alice in Wonderland-themed launch video, featuring stars like Virgil van Dijk and legends like Sir Kenny Dalglish, racked up 40M+ views, with 17M engagements and 423M impressions, leading the 2025-26 Premier League kit launches. The high-tech, heritage-inspired kits offer sleeve options, with Florian Wirtz and Diogo Jota topping shirt prints, Jota’s profits funding LFC Foundation’s grassroots program.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU4VKUgQrs8

Reminder that Brentford were only Cunha and a worse Timo Werner away from winning the league last year

>>150141496
oi dont forget arry up front in the 90th minute

>>150139965
Chanchester United

>>150141284
Still haven't got over them removing the monorail. The fucking state of it.

>>150141601
I hear those things are awfully loud

>>150141496
Timo Werner enjoyers will inherit the earth

Ahead of the third test event/friendly v Roma tomorrow, disabled Everton supporters who have a blue badge are still waiting for information on where they can park close to Hill Dickinson Stadium.

Liverpool City Council are yet to clearly state which streets will allow parking

>>150141630
I was actually talking about Wissa

I love /trans/ lads

>>150141628
good post

>>150141677
are those girls with dicks or boys with pussies
>>150141726
>duped into wearing girls' clothes
>start doing it constantly
>now take dick on camera for money
grim

>>150141726
Proof that sissy hypno isn't fake news

>>150141743
she doesn't "take dick on cam"

>>150141841
>she

Vastly underestimated the financial impact of sacking tea ladies, they must've been making bank

>>150141871
they were on 175k per week +benefits +perks

>>150141857
what's that supposed to mean?

>>150141111
Checked and true

>>150141654
Incredible how poorly thought out that stadium is.

Years of planning, and you can't park within 1.5 miles and it's a 30 minute walk (for adult) from the train station

everyone apart from Liverpool,Arsenal,City and Chelsea are having god awful windows, what gives ?

>>150142049
Big boys are throwing their weight around and the rest are stuck with scraps

>>150142049
No one is allowed to compete because of PSR which is why Jews brought it in in the first place. Jews hate competition and love money.

>>150142082
no need for the racism
#kickitout

Wissa to Newcastle happening

>>150142049
>United and Spurs
>god awful windows

>>150142095
>Only rated 79
Chopped

>>150142105
spurs window is god awful
t. yid

>>150142105
agreed, landed a boss manager and losing Son and Madison is addition by subtraction

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!

Cunha
>£62.5M
- 180k/week

Mbeumo
>£65M
+6m
- 150k/week

Sesko
>£66.3M
+7.4m
- 160k/week

Baleba
>£90M
+10m
- 120k/week

Donnarumma
>£26M
- 200k/week

>>150142105
United’s midfield is absolute dross and their defense is questionable too especially with Onana between the posts.
Spurs, now you are just trolling.

>>150142147
>Those wages
HOWLING

>>150142105
Has Spurs even signed anyone other than Frank?

>>150142157
A broke bitch like you wouldn't understand :)

>>150142169
that's rich coming from the likes of you dave (pun very much intended)

>>150142147
Just pissed myself

>>150142169
But you're looking like a broke bitch by not posting the proper wages

>>150142187
You forgot to turn your VPN off

>>150142049
Financial rules have everyone outside of the 6 in a headlock. Spurs are having just as shit of a window as Newcastle but more quietly.
I like what Aston Villa, Everton and Forest have done though.

>>150142206
only VPN I've got is a Very Big Penis

>>150142193
All confirmed, (you) fat pussy!

>>150142223
>All confirmed (by the pro-Jim) media!

>>150142147
Donnarumma is trying to leave PSG because they ONLY offered him 250k

>>150142221
Canadians are asian so thats a lie

>>150142223
we don't sign our posts here

>>150142236
Hes leaving because they've just bought a new #1 keeper. Chevalier.

>can't play the bf6 beta
jover.

>>150142218
>but more quietly
the gibbs-white thing wasnt exactly quiet but there is less autism than you get from liversissies with regards to newcastle so i get the point

>>150142257
Who they bought because Donnarumma wanted more than 250k a week

>>150142269
I'm waiting until it comes to ps3

>>150142236
>>150142279
He only gets £220k/week @PSG

2 second Google search to find that out.

>>150142293
1 year left on the current deal and he’s refusing to sign without a raise

>>150142236
Yeah but he'll play for United for £100kpw because we're FUCKING United!

>>150142283
can't blame ya, the ps5 been really underwhelming.

>>150142320
I thought Isak was fucking United

>>150141654
Surely they did not call a stadium Dick in son, in the year 2025?

>>150142316
So he goes to Man United for 250k/week.

He gets to be #1 keeper for the next 6 years and gets a 30k/week raise. Which probably increases further with UCL football.

>>150142364
foreigners wouldnt get it

>>150141871
My aunt was a dinner lady at Man United, she was on 100 grand a week

>>150142105
Spurs have had a poor window compared to what they needed. They've got Kudus and Palinha on loan and all their key players are out injured. It's not enough. If this is their full window then it's awful. I agree with you United's window has not been poor, they've done the minimum.

>group of teams get to the top in the era when teams could spend whatever they want
>sign massive commercial deals due to being at the top
>make rules that say you're only allowed to spend money if you have massive commercial deals
This can't be the optimal system Shirley.

>>150142415
rest in peace

>>150142453
Mental what FFP was marketed as and what it really is. Reminds me of what VAR was marketed as compared to what it really is.

>>150141046
>score 1 goal
>disappeared since then

>>150142453
why can't Poocastle get a massive commercial deal now that they've reached the heady heights of 5th place?

>>150142105
United has a great attack
But their midfield is shit
And Onana is still their keeper
Unless something magically happens the comical errors last season will repeat this season.

>>150142510
Why should a club's marketing department have such a big influence on their football team?

>>150142540
Why should Poocastle get a free pass when other teams have earned their status through success on the football pitch?

>>150142510
They are estimated to have made about £320m in 24/25 and Villa have made about £370m. Those 2 are closing in on Spurs £530m. The next biggest teams are just over £200m and most are close to £150m.
These numbers are all estimates but I think the more current data is worth losing some accuracy for.

>>150142576
Its not just Newcastle though is it, the league is full of owners that would be happy to spend to try to get to the next level but aren't allowed.

Chelsea and Man City didn't earn their spending limits, and if it was related to on pitch performance Man United would have to spend like the 15th place team that they are.

>>150142539
Baleba and Donnarumma fix all of that

>>150142634
Another 1000 lunch ladies sacked

change to a franchise model
get rid of relegation from the premier league
salary cap
salary floor
fixed ur sport thank me later

>>150142644
Doesn't work when more than 1 country plays your sport

Everybody would just leave for other countries without the cap

>>150142634
>Donnarumma
I assume this store is a Canadian exclusive, otherwise you'd all be having a field day!

>>150142576
“Earned” you mean by having rich owners before the rules came in?

To be honest I don’t see how people can say “You want to buy the league” when people ask to be allowed to spend as much as (not more than) another team that already has a more expensive squad. Not even a geordie, the logic is flawed.

>>150142662
yeah once all the foreigners are gone, get rid of everything i just said and go back to normal and english football is saved. only british and irish lads playing, no foreign pre-madonnas
also change the names of the leagues back to first division second etc

>>150142662
Only English players who are exiled from the country forever if they leave the prem

1. Liverpool
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Man Utd
6. Villa
7. Spurs
8. Newcastle
9. Forest
10. Brighton
11. Fulham
12. Everton
13. Palace
14. West Ham
15. Sunderland
16. Wolves
17. Bournemouth
18. Brentford
19. Leeds
20. Burnley

Top Scorer - Haaland
Flop of the Season - Ekitike

>>150142694
>change the names of the leagues back to first division second etc
everything else was shit but i agree with this

>>150142713
no one's interested, frankly the ego to think others care about your preseason predictions is sickening

>>150142725
yours getting leaked is no reason to lash out at others

>>150142453
Imagine if Emma Raducanu was gifted massive sporting advantage just because Evian and Porsche gave her a load of money. Hang on I'm starting to like this system.

BAAACK to the old house....

>>150142725
YOU are brown

>>150142713
can't be the flop of the season if u win the league man

The Wharton signing might be in danger need FSG to move on this.

>>150142453
Last year was A New Hope
This year is The Empire Strikes Back

>>150142761
we don't sign our posts here

It’s only a friendly and all that but Estevao is looking great

>>150142767
What if he only scores 3 and assist 2?

>>150142013
its next door to a sewage plant lmao

theyre going to hate it by this time next year

>>150142776
>Give us your player on the cheap or we'll stop trying
What is this negotiation tactic called

>>150142630
>>150142668
>>150142630
Chelsea and Man City still had to perform on the pitch consistently for a number years to raise the revenue and status of the clubs to what it is now.
Liverpool and Spurs have grown their revenues by not overspending and making good business decisions.
Poocastle could do either of these things but they're looking for a quick fix. They seriously think finishing in the top 6 makes them a big six club.

>>150142397
>So he goes to Man United for 250k/week

can you read lad?

>"how the hell can they afford those players? He said theyre bro-"
>SORRY CANT HEAR YOU IM BUSY SPENDING MONEY ON BALEBA AND DONNARUMMA

Estevao first goal for Chelsea
He’s going to be elite in his first season

>>150142836
>Chelsea and Man City still had to perform on the pitch consistently for a number years to raise the revenue and status of the clubs to what it is now.
And they were able to do that because they could outspend everyone. Which Newcastle aren't allowed to do.

115 charges status? whatever happened there

>>150142836
Its a lot easier to perform consistently on the pitch when you're allowed to spend more than everyone else, and good business decisions should have very little to do with what is supposed to be a sporting competition. Its silly that Man United's ability to sign contracts with south east asian snack partners translates more to sporting success than Brentford's scouting team.

>>150142883
and that's a good thing

>>150142907
But it's not silly if Newcastle are allowed to buy on pitch success just because they're owned by an oil state with a net worth that dwarfs everyone else? You retards really want a situation where 1-2 PL clubs can buy whoever they want and offer Saudi league wages lol

>>150142962
No, I want to see 8 top clubs all throwing money around like Scrooge McDuck so that we get the best players into the PL

>Cunha
>Mbuemo
>Sesko
>Baleba
>Donnarumma
all well and good but youve still got Maguire starting

>>150142970
>throwing money around like Scrooge McDuck
he was rather frugal as a recall

>>150142900
Turns out legal teams are just as important as marketing teams in this wonderful sport we have

>>150142836
The more I read about the finances of the almost “Big” clubs the more I notice Aston Villa hosting concerts, building fan zone venues, improving local transport infrastructure, massive merchandise ranges and I think why does it seem like the Saudis aren’t doing ANY OF THIS SHIT. It’s like they thought they’d get all of the same “legit” sponsorship deals as City and then haven’t bothered to do it.

>>150142883
Yes. Majority of the clubs voted for it to prevent another Chelsea from happening. City had to circumvent the rules to illegally pump money into their club.

>>150142962
At no point have I said I want that. All I've said is the current system is bad. Here are a selection of possible systems which would be an improvement:

>everyone has the same budget
>non-sport related income doesn't count for PSR purposes
>american style parity enforcing mechanism applied to spending limits
>everyone is allowed one transfer window where they can go mental
>everyone can spend whatever they want

>>150142970
Won't happen. You'll get 2 at best and the PL will look like Lel Liga in less than a decade. All because you couldn't bear to listen to Poocastle fans crying

>>150142900
>>150142987
who cares
we all know it. All the money in the world. dozen trophies and no one cares

>>150142962
>You retards really want a situation where 1-2 PL clubs can buy whoever they want and offer Saudi league wages
Everyone said that when Roman bought Chelsea. Then they said it again when the Sheikh bought City. Neither happened.
See the real problem is you can only have a 25 man squad. Considering there's more than 25 good players in the world it means one club can't harbour every good player because good players aren't content with being left out no matter how good their wages are. As you're seeing at Chelsea right now and most of them aren't even good players, they've just been left out and aren't happy about it.
Now give me your retarded cope like you always do.

>>150143020
>The more I read about the finances of the almost “Big” clubs the more I notice Aston Villa hosting concerts, building fan zone venues, improving local transport infrastructure, massive merchandise ranges
And look what it has brought them. Absolutely fuck all.

Their problem isn't even PSR in this window. It's that nobody wants to play for Poocastle, not even their own players

>>150143067
Anthony Elanga does

>this Paddy constantly melting down over Newcastle
Always hilarious watching him seethe

>>150142976
>Cunha
dressing room cancer, never got 20 goals in a season and he's 26
>Mbuemo
one season wonder
>Sesko
blundesshart fraud many such cases
>Baleba
he's decent
>Donnarumma
ridiculously overrated

>>150143077
Sean Longstaff doesn't

>>150142453
i believe these "rules" are voted by the entire premier league, so not just a specific "group" of teams.
if other teams didn't want this system, they could have just voted against it?

>>150143105
He didn't have a choice in the matter and that was obvious last season.

>>150143080
foreign customers do my nut in had to filter him

This Estevao kid looks legit

>>150143118
He regularly produces some of the most nonsense takes in this general.

>nukeassle
OH NO NO NO

>>150143131
he just wanted to know if there was an angle he was missing regarding compression shorts, a blunder certainly but nothing unforgivable

Spee is NOT handling Man United's ascendancy well...

>>150143116
For the half of the league more concerned with relegation its still an advantage because promoted clubs' spending limits are somewhere around 33-66% of the team that finished 17th the previous season, depending on how many of the last 3 seasons they spent in the Championship. Its not only clubs trying to break in the CL places that are effected by these rules.

>>150143126
Tyrique doesn't lookd bad.
He actually looks better than maduecan't and sanchlingz
Palmer is playing naked and Newcastle is mentally fuuucked

first championship match innit? >>150142586

why can't newcastle sign any players when they're in the champions league?

>>150143117
They sold him because he was running down his contract m8, he couldn't wait to get out of there.

>>150143065
The venue will be done this winter and the government have given the area a £2.4B budget for improvements to the train network. It takes time to do most of these things but they increase revenue in the long run. The club are now making as much revenue as 21/22 season Arsenal. It’s a marathon not a sprint and Newcastle aren’t even running because their owners are focused on their league and World Cup.

>>150143182
You forget that plastics have no concept of clubs outside of the Slop Six.

>>150143189
You haven't got the first clue what you're on about. Longstaff was only a squad player and it was blatantly obvious to everyone. He'll get far more first team minutes at White Shite FC.

>>150143183
they're putting their shit together

>>150143186
Couldn't offer £400kpw like your Liverpools or your ManUs

>>150143116
Owners that are content to float and take out cash like Palace or West Ham will always vote against so they don’t need to waste money investing to stay safe and keep collecting.

Are Chelsea good? I still can't say for sure

>>150143232
Man Utd havent offered above 200k/week since brexit jim took over. especially to foruners

>>150143253
they seem to be selling all their players right now

>>150143253
They did beat PSG

>>150143215
So you're saying they forced out a loyal Prem proven squad player and now they desperately need squad players in midfield and defence and have spent the entire window chasing forward players but can't sign any of them?
Lol they're fucking clueless. Who is running things over there?

>>150143253
They brought in nice options but I don’t think the ceiling really increased that much.

>>150143253
depends if the bald fraud can unlock garnacho

>>150143253
Idk Leverkusen lost 5:1 against Flamengos U21 so Im surprised Chelsea only lead 1:0

Reminder that the spastic paddy seethes about Newcastle constantly because Protestants go on stage dos there. This is not a joke he admitted to this unprompted

>>150143308
mad how they still care about all that
only way i know if someones a catholic is if they tell me what school they went to and then i never think about it again

reminder Mbuemo, Cunha and Sesko did 79 goals and assists combined last season

>>150143331
Based! Can't wait to see them struggle to break into the top half next season!

>>150143342
very unlikely they do the same in this Man Utd team but Im sure they can help the team provide more than the ....*checks notes*.... 44 goals in the league last season

>>150143308
That wasn't even me you mong, I'm too far removed from prods down here to care. Anyway, back to Poocastle being a shit irrelevant club who nobody wants to play for..

>>150143331
>did

>>150143328
There’s also loads of Catholics in Newcastle anyway which makes it even more mental

APOLOGISE

>>150143362
Please don’t try to walk it back now it’s deeply pathetic. And why are you spending every day of your life posting about a shit irrelevant club?

>>150143366
Ah so you're mad because shitizen called you a prod

>>150143396
who wouldn't be?

>>150143364
would achieved suit you better? I'll remember for next time

>>150143409
I like recorded there

>>150143377
they finally found him then?

Poocastle getting battered by Espanyol right now but don't talk about it whatever you do

>>150139933 (OP)
I’m a Tottenham fan and we will struggle to finish top half. Our transfer window is appalling

>>150143253
they just lost collwill
>Colwill set to miss most of season after surgery

>>150143431
Trust the plan

>>150143396
No just pointing out that your seething is even more mentally deranged than people assumed.

>>150143409
reminder Mbuemo, Cunha and Sesko recorded a combined 79 goals and assists last season, a far cry from their 28 this season

for you

>>150143431
You have the same excuse every year

I've seen enough, Ipswich will do a Luton.

>>150143431
think a couple of signings still happen just not before psg

>>150143425
>battered
It’s 1-1 lad try to contain your seething

>>150143444
wait a minute you added on that last part that is speculation

>>150143443
Unfortunately we don't sign our posts here, so you're going to have to work harder to try and discern individual posters with the same flag.

>>150143452
Tom Brady's boys are coming for em

>>150143377
One hundred thousand pounds every week. Luxury player.

>>150143464
Yeah it’s must’ve been that other Irish nonce who posts exactly like you. The extreme cope from you is getting embarrassing now

>>150143457
Espanyol making Poocastle look like Pamplona

>>150143431
Are you circumcised?

uncutishvili

ten slag cannot catch a break!

>>150140604
>Sir Jim's gloomy comments about Manchester United's financial situation only reflected his personal opinion and were not legally binding in any way
See, he doesn't even need lawyers for this shit, and he has many

Guardiola shaking in his boots

>>150139933 (OP)
>liverpool are buying the league
It's only fair that they're allowed to do it. Mr ash tray has to be remembered. It's moral compensation.

>>150143631
>best player
>target
yeah, because none of them would sign

so what you guys are saying is, the premier league basically made up of:
-the slop six
-the clubs trying to get into the slop six
-the clubs trying maintain a buffer zone between the slop top and the relegation bottom
-the clubs fighting relegation

and the slop six made rules to keep them inside the slop six while keeping everyone outside the slop six?
and this system appears to be working since everyone wants to be in the PL so why bother even changing it?

>>150143647
shut up

>>150143649
They already voted to get rid of PSR and adopt SCR. When it comes to actually following through with making the changes it hasn’t happened yet. Poocastle fans are whining to make them hurry up.

Man United win the window if they get Baleba and Donnarumma.

>>150143621
>SLOWER!
>MORE SIDEWAYS!
>COME ON, COME ON
>OKAY NOW BACKWARDS, PASS IT BACKWARDS

thinking of fantasising about newcastle fans fuming their summer isnt going well

>>150143704
and what's stopping you?

Newcastle must be playing team b right?

Chelsea could realistically be fun to watch this season with the attacking talent at their disposal

>>150143719
I dunno
send me a picture of your eyes. I wanna check something

>>150143694
Baleba would be perfect for Yahnited because he would continue the trend of Yahnited signing players with shit attitudes who will cause drama in the camp. Cunha is another contender for someone who will throw the toys outta the pram.

Espanyol striker has the i fuck blonde tourists in Barcelona look

>>150143770
looks like tommy fury

>>150142776
Translation: Bullying Brighton isn’t going well, bullying Palace set to commence

>>150143645
Well...they're trying too but they actually look worse despite spending £500m

>>150143770
>cat calling :|
>cat calling from med chad :O

>>150143801
Was trentjeet hard to replace?

>>150143810
We replaced him with a LB who is somehow even more of a defensive liability than TAA

>>150143752
What? Baleba is a career professional. Where did you get this attitude thing from?

>>150143818
>LB

How will Palace spend the Eze, Wharton, Mateta and Guehi money on deadline day? £230m~ there.

>>150143649
What is in the self interest of the 14 clubs needed to pass a rule is not neccessarily in the best interests of the sport as a whole.

>>150143838
dont think wharton or mateta go
maybe not even eze

>>150143851
Wharton will go to Man United next summer when Casemiro's contract ends

>>150143851
Wharton and Branthwaite for me are the two players who everybody says are moving to a big club every window and they never do

>>150143851
If Wharton or Eze go I can see Glasner walking like he did at his last 2 jobs.

Only Man United and Liverpool are BIG clubs

>>150143878
in india yeah probably

the second chelsea goal was really well worked

what's fifa kit autist's gripe with this?

>>150143890
HH sponsor (racist)

>>150143888
>some piece of shit 4 yr old paki kid shitting in the street knows about man utd
you have no idea
how far does one have to go to have NOT heard of them?

>>150143818
>We
>LB

>>150141046
>The greatest goal you'll ever score
>Do another niggas celebration
KWAB

The Sunderland manager is some donnie called Regis Le Bris

>>150143818
>defensive liability
Not a problem if he helps with goal scoring enough.

>>150143961
>le bris
someone check on his best mate's wife right now

>>150143951
it's a shit celebration too like when a wrestler has a finisher thats a leg drop or ddt

>>150143983
>>150143951
ignorant slaves

>>150144008
Was just about to post this. Deal looking like a loan deal with obligation to buy for €40M.

>>150142147
WE ARE BACK

kwab

Liverpool bought Nunez for
> £74.5M
Liverpool sold Nunez for
> £45.8M

>>150143818
true ball knowers know that they got pingpong to bounce back and forth between RB and RW

Fuck yeah, Jackson is leaving.

Predictions on value?

>>150144098
if anyone pays the 80 they want you know its dodgy

>>150144098
£40m-60m

>>150144105
>"Arsenal are believed to have bid £85m plus extras"

>newcastle
top kek

Man United dont have a training ground or training kit sponsor yet. They can still bring more money in.

>>150142976
And that’s a good thing

Thank you to Ronaldo for making the owners upgrade the training facilities. Forever my GOAT.

>>150144136
Not necessary if PSR doesn't apply

>>150144166
I forgot Man United was based. Only peasants adhere to PSR.

>>150143890
Nigga heil hitler

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday

>>150144098
£48m+add-ons

>>150144268
How the fuck did both of them tank that many hits? Assumed it was fake punches but nope, they got their shit fucked up

>>150144098
£55m, think that’s why Newcastle pretended to look at Samu and RKM today

>>150144268
Can someone explain this zoomer meme to me?

>>150144300
Because they are both holding onto each other all of the energy is coming from the arm. When you throw a normal punch you use your hips and legs to generate power but they can’t do that here.

Arsenal playing tomorrow. Bilbao at home.
how many is Gyokeres going to score? dont say zero thats mean. last digit is his total, check em!

>>150144268
the king

>>150144268
DARLING HOLD MY HAND

>>150144405
-1

>>150144333
Jet2 holiday ads = upbeat music with idyllic
holiday visuals

First got used to show people having terrible holiday/leisure experiences, evolved to just anyone having a hellish time. Hopefully the ad execs are panicking right now and they'll have to rebrand and we won't see that ad every fucking ad break.

>>150144425
You're joking, they couldn't have dreamt of this much publicity. It's the most successful ad campaign they've ever had.

>>150144420
are you suggesting Arsenal's most hyped up signing in 10 years is a flop?

>>150144425
not that anon but is that the meme? the only times I saw it was on videos of ICE getting to work in burgerland which I thought was very funny.

>>150144437
You said last digit
I'm innocent

>>150144433
Nah, it gets out of control, starts appearing on videos you really don't want associated with it and your brand becomes toxic.

It's only a matter of time before we start getting vids of bullies ganging up on a victim so they can post it with this meme.

IN YOUR FACE ZULU WANKERS

>>150144449
The "tourists" in those vids are about to have a bad time.

yeah that was how i took it
didn't know it started with non-immigration ones but i guess that makes more sense

>>150144488
All the City news coming out is just agents and clubs trying to link City to their players to raise prices or get other buying clubs jealous. They're not buying anyone else. Grealish is prob going Everton, unless Levy wants to swoop in.

>>150144506
What did they do (aside from wank)

>>150144488
>Paqueta
Oh yeah, what's happening with him now? Is he off the hook?

>>150144615
Unfortunately for him no, he still plays for West Ham

>>150144588
conceded a late penalty for a dogshit handball decision and chimped out about it

>>150144624
what a shame

>>150144624
>Rod-knee

>>150144638
chimp out was pretty funny

>>150144689
red vs blue? how cliche

>>150144641
I will finish what you started, hermano
>*gets benched*

>Isak rejects Newcastle AGAIN
Alright lads it’s giving me the ick now

>>150144689
black person would have caused that I bet

>>150144627
Very good, anon. Very good.

>>150144689
lol useless steward

He won

>[Fabrizio Romano] Rodri has suffered injury setback and will be out at least until mid September.

>Guardiola: “Rodri is getting better but had a big injury against Al Hilal. He's trained better, we hope after international break is when he will be really fit”, says via @spbajko

>>150145194
liversissies will be salivating

>>150145194
21 here we come

it's over

honestly if rodri was smart he'd keep getting injured, it'd secure his legacy

>When asked about his future at the club Glasner said “Marc and me, we have the same fate. You’ll have to ask Marc. It will be his decision”. When asked about the clubs remaining transfer activity affecting his decision he said “ We will see.”
Chance of Palace nuclear meltdown: 20%

>>150145367
>Sells your defence

>>150145426
asking this honestly, at a club like crystal palace who iirc had never won a major trophy, how long does that FA cup goodwill last
like obviously it wouldn't last long if they got relegated 3 years in a row going forward but let's say they are mid to lower table the next couple years, get relegated, maybe get promoted back up, yo-yo, etc. how long does the FA cup goodwill last
i guess the same could be asked about leicester with their rapid decline, i'm just curious what the supporters think in a general sense

>>150145426
kek is this real the manager having a strop over guehi?

>>150145447
PL survival is everything, especially for a little club like Palace. If they go down they may never come back up.

>>150145449
Can’t imagine he’s very happy about losing Olise and now maybe Eze either. Maybe it’s Austrian banter, maybe he’s warning Parish because of the all the clubs circling, hard to tell.

>>150145494
>the all the
Brain skipping

>>150145477
yeah that's fair, i guess i was more wondering about how long the supporters would be okay with being shit (let's say barely surviving year after year) because hey we won the FA cup remember that?
obviously at a big club that is used to winning the memory/patience is much shorter, but at palace that trophy has got to last a while i would think in the goodwill bank

Can't see how anyone but Manchester United wins the Premier League this season, lads.

They're making league proven signings, improving their facilities, and last season showed how important they are to Sky Sports subscriptions. So not only does Manchester United have the means but also the backing of the powers that be.

>>150145568
There are no expectations of a trophy at Palace

>>150145590
yeah i know, that's not what i was asking though. i was saying how long would supporters of a club like palace put up with shit (shit can mean different things, i'm saying maybe like basement dweller PL barely surviving the team isn't improving but they're barely hanging on, maybe one relegation and a promotion right back up) because they won a major trophy which was like an impossible thought to them i'm sure

>>150145621
They’ve been in that situation for 12 years and didn’t seem upset about it. The taste of success might make things worse if they explode. Hard to tell.

>I asked Eddie Howe if Alexander Isak could play at Aston Villa in PL opener...
>"I want Alex to be playing today. I want him training tomorrow. We would love the player to be with us, let me make that absolutely clear. There is no part of me that does not want that outcome. But I don't see the current situation changing before Aston Villa" - Craig Hope

>>150145683
yeah you're right. i'm guessing that they'd be smart enough to know that last season was a one in a million thing and just enjoy it and accept that it probably won't happen again
which is kinda sad if you think about it, that most clubs nowadays really have no realistic shot of major trophies without either luck or massive investment, but that's just the way the system works i suppose. better to be a supporter of your local club and mire in mediocrity forever than bandwagon a winner though (i say that about english people specifically, not us foreign bandwagoners we know who we are)

>>150143951
It was a bit cringe I agree, but have you ever tried scoring a worldie in sunday league or something? I volleyed one in once from a cross coming in from behind, sort of RVP-esque and was so concentrated in the moment - it didn't hit me until I was on the way home realising what I've done, especially when there's no replay of anything and barely any reaction either besides a single random bloke going "oooaaah"

>>150144689
>its literally him

>>150145872
based final boss

>>150145872
This guy is a Geordie, wonder what he thinks of the snubs

>>150145734
>massive investment
Sky stopped that from being allowed.

>>150146576
yeah that is true i suppose. well not the sky part of your post but the overall disallowing of financial doping aka man city or chelsea
remember when saudis took over newcastle and everyone was like oh they'll be city status winning the PL every year within 2-3 seasons? bad luck geordies, you were like 10 years late to the state-owned takeover

>>150144077
In reality Nunez is a 15M striker

>>150146908
That's probably what they did get for him, but the media will always defend Liverpool because of the conspiracy against to hold them back.

>>150141087
cheshko

Sesko = Shesh-Co

Mbeumo = Em-BOOM-Oh

Cunha = Coon-Yah

Nice to see theyre righting a wrong in how Ten Fraud kicked De Gea out the club unceremoniously (for a far worse keeper).
Please ignore how if INEOS were involved in renewing his contract they'd do the exact same thing and try to kick out high wage players

>>150151004
>pro IRA livertranny

any word on how he died lads

>>150151041
tragically died through terminal disease being a Palestinian

>Onana, Hojlund, Malacia, Antony, Garnacho and Sancho
They want to sell all these players this summer and it's August already. They are FUCKED

>>150151126
they'll keep Onana and Hojlund who are still part of the team and not excluded. Garnacho and Antony are in process of going. Malacia and Sancho are going to the reserves. You'd think they'd find a move being a World Cup season and the thought of missing out another tournament sounds horrible, but Sancho thinks earning 350k/week is better than trying to play

>>150151126
Chelsea is going to bail their ass for Garnacho sadly

>>150151154
Sancho's position in England is fucking stacked. He isn't getting a position even unless he puts on a world class season.

>>150151154
If they get Donna they don't need Onana and Hojlund's surplus when they have Sesko.

>>150151166
fair enough, might as well keep riding the gravy train until it ends. I guarantee Dortmund will sign him on a free next season

>>150151041
He used to terrorize jewish defenders
Rip

so why is Donnarumma going relatively cheap (24m and currently on 250k/week) and why are no other clubs going for him? Wasnt City after a keeper?

>>150151220
How much are you going to pay him?

>>150151232
>you
same wage as the janny

>>150151220
no club wants to pay £250k/week to a keeper that's higher than all the big money premier league signings so far have been paid

>>150151243
Then you won't get fucked by SCR

>>150151248
yeah but he has long arms. they should make the nets bigger just for him

Why is this Isak transfer so drawn out

>>150151359
Newcastle is not selling unless they have a striker lined up first.

>>150151220
not good enough with his feet for city, not many other clubs that could take on his wages in need of a #1

>>150151041
>implying you actually care

>>150151041
I think he died by BOMBA

>>150151220
I don't even think he wants to leave now. He's probably waiting until next year to get big signing bonus and Courtois contract with Madrid expires next year too.

>Community Shield taken off free-to-air TV and is exclusively on TNT Sports
ITV are fucked now

>>150151041
and they said jews don't control the media
anyway go Sancho

>>150141046
chelshit here, i think garnacho will actually be good for us, he's had shit managers and a shit team behind him, he'll be a great impact sub and if we get him for under 40m i think thats a great deal

>this guy enters the negotiations room
How do you react /trans/?

>>150151499
didn't even realise it was on ITV. it's not a really competition, kek

>>150151981
Order some Greggs for the lad

>wasn’t called Dave even once yesterday
need up my game. Not rattling scousemong enough

tictac idea: antony as central midfielder

>>150151499
It used to be on sky sports so what’s the issue.
Europa should be on itv4 we lost too much when that went

Are the rumors of Hakimi to Prison fc true?

>>150152067
What is it with ten hag players and getting investigated?

>>150151981
Hes actually made his nephew the chief negotiator

>>150152040
Are mags

>idiotic simps compare the Chloe Kelly penalty to Maguire penalty
nowhere near the same. Imagine being the first to take a penalty in a final for England who hadn’t been in a final for decades. And you smash it in top corner

Kelly is absolutely right when she says “what pressure?”

>>150152189
>united has fallen so low they now believe Maguire is good

why aren't Man Utd in for Diogo Costa? is he shit?

Anybody find it crazy that True Geordie got legit outed as a cuck with a BBC fetish who likes to get pegged and people still take his opinions seriously?

>>150152215
We can't get rid of banana

>>150152206
lmaoing at >you’re ball knowledge

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bayer-04-leverkusen/transfers/verein/15 poor ten hag look how many players who left

>>150151981
I turn 360° and walk away.

>>150152226
he'll leave on its own if United bring in a new GK but he knows United will have to bring a new CM first so it's likely his competition will still be the turk and 40yo Heaton

>>150152206
Liversimp reveals himself again

>>150152265
>>150152231

>>150151962
Manure have been using him as impact sub. Reason he wanted out is because he cried that he should be starting in europa league final instead of being an impact sub.

>>150152215
His release clause is 75mil while the GK that won CL price is 30~40mil. I'm no rocket scientist but I know which GK I would go for.

>>150152266
>>150152231

>remember these videos from 5 years ago
lol

big 'arry is actually good but he's been a lot more injury prone compared to his first few seasons with United

>>150152273
>>150152265
>he thinks a couple of clips taken out of context will convince those who know

>>150152266
>>150152231
>>150152291

>>150139855
>>150139855
let's recycle this

>>150152250
>he'll leave on its own if United bring in a new GK
You say that but what if he doesn't?
Do you know how many more tea ladies sir jim would have to sacrifice?

>>150152280
>His release clause is 75mil
so? do you think it's necessary for clubs to pay a release clause to get a player?

>>150152250
>will have to bring a new CM
not really, especially when Donnarumma and Costa are more available than Baleba or Wharton

how good is he?
Leicester fans seem to think they've been fleeced

>>150141046
>tf
Jackson is much better than that shitter

>>150152295
Lmao he's laughably bad