>Lap:
#8053

>Countdown to Heineken Dutch GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>150126886

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NIG: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News:
/f1/ is eating ice cream

Max Furstappen :3

amx

edd

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>150141150

>Summer break #2 next

>>150141150
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=YOZR-ymKvU6Ooc9D

Charles Leclerc

>>150141131 (OP)
>/f1/ is eating ice cream
I'm not, it's bad for you

549.75 bongs until next race

>>150141165
He should measure his cock next hehe ;)

Official /f1/ weekend anthem brown edition, colorized 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b-BASNVdI

Which F1 corner does pic rel remind you of?

>>150141148
Uhhhhh yes the mint dark chocolate chip thanks

Take hold of fate, western man

>>150141131 (OP)
>>150141148
afternoon

What does /f1/ think of pilots talking with their racing engineers?

>>150141169
JUNGLE FEVER
OOWA OOWA
MUST BREEEEEEEEEEEED

>>150141169

What's stopping you from selling your house and moving to a 3rd world shithole to live like a king?

>>150141206
Stop being so goddam American, America.

>>150141148
Do you have pistachio

>>150141200
Bring back team principal - race control radio chatter

Some "news" that motorsport brought into this world over the last couple of days:
>Ralf Schumacher "could absolutely see" Lewis Hamilton retire amid Ferrari struggles
>Lewis Hamilton’s Ferrari start “not the fairytale we were hoping for” says Jamie Chadwick
>Lewis Hamilton's Ferrari struggles "painful to observe" says Martin Brundle
>Lewis Hamilton: "Don't count me out"
>Lewis Hamilton’s age “a hurdle” in current F1 struggles, says Anthony Davidson

>>150141173
New saudi track

>>150141214
>What's stopping you from selling your house
Not owning a house.

>>150141148
>truffle flavour
Stop.

>>150141215
No.

>>150141222
>Ralf Schumacher "could absolutely see" Lewis Hamilton retire amid Ferrari struggles
Well, that seals it: Hamilton is not going to retire anytime soon.

>>150141085
>the twink driver, i have a crush for, who earns 34 million per year, is only staying at Ferrari because of emotions and feelings. Others would hire him immediately, but they know they have no chance against his altruistic values. We are in his sixth year of failure, but he wont give up because of his convictions
i will correct myself: Worse than r/lewishamilton

>>150141200
>>150141221
we should have proximity chat

heh my boy lulu... he just needs a little bit more time... that Ferrari WDC is just around the corner...

>>150141215
>American
United Statesian

>>150141243
Statisticians don't have a union, anon.

>>150141229

>>150141240
MAIKEL I ZENT YOU AN EEMAYEL MIT DER DIAGRAM

>>150141241
What if Ferrari doubled his pay, would that improve his dedication to them?

>>150141224
they overdosed on ChatGPT 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmKMMeRIvu0

>gabi: “maybe he doesn’t show this to the cameras so people don’t see how great of a person he is, how good of a heart he has for young people and how much he’s willing to help.”
borto love amx

Who keeps asking Ralf Schumacher for his opinion anyway? I've never fucking asked him.

>>150141267
Me

>>150141248
Sadly…

>>150141248
https://www.amstat.org/

>>150141267
i know

I do not respect the opinions of gays and women.

>>150141268
based

>>150141268
Ask someone else please.

>>150141229
what an odd thing to delete, not even nsfw
>>150141234
why torture yourself then, you're like the hamilton finn who keeps coming here insisting on stuff /f1/ doesn't agree with and then complains how awful it is to post here

>>150141273
What about gay women?
Is that like double negation?

After one anon here commentated that he found the amount of driver coaching Lando received was in his words "Disgusting" I actually looked into how much each driver talks with their engineers across a race distance.
Norris is pretty below average in terms of amount of communication he has with his engineer, bottom 6 I would say.
Piastri tends to speak with his engineer for two minutes more on average across races for example.
I noted that Verstappen tends to say the least to his race engineers and the biggest talker, by a mile, is Carlos Sainz.
How do you manage to get almost 30 minutes of chatter to your engineer in fucking Monaco.

>>150141173
Tamburello corner

Boring ass mid corner but people just can't stop talking about it

>>150141229
Did you misread "Koffie" as "truffle"

>>150141253
>>150141277
Jannie tranny seethes at me on the motorsports thread and snitched resulting in a warn. All I said was that HITLER WAS IMPRESSED BY VW AND RESPECTED HENRY FORD YOU FAGGOT JANNIES, YOU CANNOT SUPPRESS THE TRUTH.

>>150141286
>How do you manage to get almost 30 minutes of chatter to your engineer in fucking Monaco
it's just so boring for the drivers as well

>>150141294
looking good bro

>>150141309
thanks

>>150141240
biz idea: all drivers and team are on the same radio channel with mics open at all times and they have to wear thongs

>>150141302
Imagine if Volkswagen was still sold in the US after Dieselgate. Man the swaztikar seethe would be funny.

>>150141316

>>150141321
no it wouldn’t because innocent people will have to deal with a bunch of clueless sociopathic zoomers ruining their shit

>>150141313
No problem

>>150141270
Not a union.

>>150141307
Yeah but every race his radio chatter is around 25 minutes, while Norris averages 11 minutes and Max often gets under 10 minutes.

>>150141351
Yeah it’s not. (It’s also a cult but you didn’t hear it from me.)

>>150141277
Not everybody here is a raging homosexual.

>>150141267
Michael doesn't ever give his opinion on anything, so Ralf is generally considered the next best thing available. At least he has name recognition.

Be honest lads, does pic rel makes you seethe?

>>150141375
not when you realize that they could have had the perfect season and won every single race, if it wouldn't have been for multiple driver errors summing up

>>150141267
We never asked for homosexuality but you greek faggots created it anyway

>>150141394
AMX - Chuck would have 14 poles 14 wins and at least 12 1-2 finishes in that mclel

By the end of the season, McLaren will take all of Ferrari's records.

Cheese. Mmmmm. I love cheeese. Yum yum yum…

>>150141511
very good post

For me it's pepper jack.

>>150141511
real cheese or kraft singles

>>150141555
stop calling me jack

>woman
>white
>racing in India
Im so sorry for her
https://x.com/feeder_series/status/1953718025435120080

>>150141511

>>150141148
I'm craving some Butter Pecan right now god damn.

>>150141602
surely you can't be serious

>>150141691
I am Shirley and don't call me serious

>>150141591
Farm made Wisconsin cheese
#supportyourlocalfarmer

migu

>>150141781
But I'm not from Wisconsin

could someone please explain this?
i dont under

stand

>>150141840
Jos has achieved nothing, Max has a fancy, expensive jet

>>150141840
where the women glow and men plunder

>>150141803

gimi

>>150141840
>No one
>Not big chungus
>Not even Keanu Reaves
>Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

>>150142182
She should come holiday in my pants

>>150142182
Most /f1/ anons are yellow fever sufferers so they’ll get nothing from this webm

>>150142296
I just like women in general. Well, the cute ones, that is.

>>150142296
umm /f1/ is a jungle fever general anon

>>150142296
I get nothing from this webm as a booba enjoyer.

>>150142005
like this?

>>150142325
That's literally AI.
Also not how you spell "bitch".

>>150142296
We’ve all moved onto Latinx gril I believe

>>150142355
The Moner pipeline is operating at full efficiency.

>>150142182
tennis Sophia is hotter than driver Sophia

>>150142336
Quit your beaching

not gonna lie sometimes hamilton looks like a fun dude to hang out with

>>150142382
Not when he's hosting a cookout

>>150142382

>>150142325
yes.
me and finnanon in the background btw

>>150142465
>steel wool head

>>150142493
if you don't find that attractive you have the big homosex

>>150142465
Name?

>>150142534
have you ever been close to a nig like that? Brazil's full of them. That hair is bizarre and smells like shit.

>>150142375
According to /tv/ she’s hit the Latina chubby phase and is now fatter than the fat Alpine f1 car from a few years ago

>>150142577
>Brazil: loads of different ethnicities and skin colours
>Argentina: basically all white
Explain?

Just a reminder
>>146971447

>>150142575
Briana Smith, brianaans on IG

>>150142534
>nose ring

>>150141375
Nyck de Vries you are 2027 world champion WORLD CHAMPION

>>150141832
Neither am I

>>150142589
She didn't look chubby at all at the Superman premiere and that was like a month ago.

>*slaps anon’s pussy*

>>150142698
Holy shit, that's Edd-levels of fat.

Feel like getting drunk and passing out

>>150142698
could be chubbier

>>150142739
Leave it to me.

Is there an F1 version of this?

>>150142719
I have a dick, faggot. And there’s no girls here.

>>150142603
1. The Spanish colonisers had no real intention of working the land or developing livestock farming in Argentina, which is why they did not settle the area extensively. Spain's mindset was purely extractive.
2. To this day, Argentina is still considered sparsely populated in relation to its vast size.
3. When the waves of European immigration arrived, they quickly settled large parts of the territory, and the native indigenous communities became a minority.
4. Through various wars, these minorities became even more marginalised.
5. Due to various economic crises, many descendants of Europeans returned to the Old Continent, and today the country has seen a significant increase in immigration from neighbouring countries.

>>150142698

>>150142790
>Dale Jr.
>good
lmao no, delete the whole list

>>150142790
>NOT ABLE TIER
Harsh.

>>150142802
Call me a pendejo in Spanish please.

>>150142826
that's mexican, we don't speak mexican around here

>>150142943
>tytytrytryhb
Is that her name?

>>150142959
Yes. It's a family name

>>150142943
Oh right. Argentines speak Portuguese. Brazilians speak Romanian and Mexicans speak Arabic.

>>150142382
t. pierre gasly on his 3rd trip to turkey

>>150142995
heh

>>150141375
I didn't realise even Stella is a manlet

too much ice cream
just shat my pants

>>150142984
It's true tho. They'll just call you pelotudo.

>>150143086
are you sitting in your poop right now this moment?

>>150141840
Holy fuck I snorted

>>150142984
but you agree that there are different accents and different words for the same thing. Personally, I don’t really understand chileans when they speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOsmG-sufNc

(just move the slider back and forth quickly)

Do you share your F1 passion with your lady friend?

>>150142603
Argentinia was popular with germans after WW2 for some reason

Do you guys think Lewis is driving like shit because the paranoia of the Diddy List being released is weighing him down metally?

>>150141131 (OP)
Lardclerc is going the way of the Fat Lion

>>150143155
>>150143204
nobody is answering

>>150143172
>surnames chosen:
>Wagner
Can't get the Nibelungentreue out of the nazi.

>>150143155
2025 looksmatch

>>150143300
How autistic is it that I know which Senna quote that is even though I speak not a single word of Portoguess?

>>150143378
joke's on you that's not portuguese

>>150143388
Then that's even worse.

What are some F1 related things you did you wouldn't admit in public?
>rooted for Hamilton over Vettel in 2017 and 2018

>>150143446
I watch F1

>>150143368
he might be 25 and she 19, which would make it even

>>150143446
>rooted for Hamilton over Alonso in 2007

Jesus Christ

>>150143481

>>150143481

>>150142182
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150143378
it's the only thing senna ever said, so zero autism required

narb a shit

does anyone here actually have autism

>>150143460
Didn't everyone?
Rookie beats the established (arrogant, somewhat overrated) driver. It's a great story. And no one knew that Hamilton would be way worse in the long run while Alonso would low-key redeem himself.

>>150141169
luv me sum blacc kweenz

You know what, continue posting black women.

>>150143606
>somewhat overrated
Shitkönnen and Shitmacher lost to Alonso in faster cars, bro

>>150143155
I don't have any friends, especially lady friends.

>>150143638
>in faster cars
You don't actually believe that, do you?
The Renault was the better package.

>>150143481
>35

>>150143670
Alonso destroyed Kimi as teammates harder than he beat Massa even.

>>150143481

>>150143481
same energy

>.KICK THAT NIGGER OFF THE TEAM

>>150141159
sophia??

>>150143716
And when was that? 2014, when Kimi didn't really care about wins anymore, after a reg-change, and with Alonso on a high from four seasons with his team fighting for the championship (albeit unsuccessfully). That's eight years after the point we were talking about (Hamilton joining the sport) and already right in the middle of Alonso's "redemption arc".

Y'all niggas watching RPM substitute, or nah?

>>150143655

>>150143822
does he screams nono words and calls stroll retarded for half the video?

>>150143481

>>150143481

>>150143481

>>150143563
I'm genuinely acoustic (aspie), as is Lewis Hamilton (F1 pilot, influencer, dog dietician, self-flagellator).

>>150143797
Edd's property

>>150143978
>I'm genuinely acoustic
That's nothing. I'm a capella.

gimi

past a certain age, an F1-watcher without a family can be a bad thing

Vroom vroom.

>>150144019
Personally, I'm a tight small body enthusiast, so for me it's Andrea.
Nevertheless, a man must appreciate some good bunda.

>>150144064
>for me it's Andrea.
Based

>>150144019
TAKE MY SOUL ALEXANDRA

>>150144019
The younger sister is hotter.

I need a quadroon GF to watch F1 with

>>150144083
How much to steal this look?

>>150144170
You can tell she's got the vacuum suction.

>>150144053
Anyone craving some Winnie Blues?

>>150143172
So many Alémans come from there.

>>150143830
:D

What's the point of watching the rest of the season?

>>150144320
Memes

>>150142335
kek

WDC if cheating mclaren didn't exist this year/once they get stripped of their title at the end of the year
JORJ earning that merc contract

>>150144320
I'm checked out so it's to make time go by faster before the inevitable end

>>150144341
>do nothing
>wdc

>>150143481
that's someone's grandmother

>>150141243
>United States residents are called “Americans”
>Netherlands residents are called “Dutch” except in their language

Demonyms are funny

>>150142603
>argentina
>white
they're just as brown as brown US states like california
their canon white person is a shitalian, not a white germanic/nord/anglo.

>>150141243
>United Statesian

gimi

uh ohh le floodsharts arrived

>>150144383
that map is bulshit unless you can sauce who collected the data and what year. that goes to all language/ethnicity maps posted on 4chins

>>150144170
Skin-cancer welsh discusta-bitch

>>150144411
>senooooor we are very white here in the southern cone

>>150144424
um yes?

>>150144383
How dare you

>>150144448
this but it's even browner because of all your bolivians

>100% pure hitler approved med bvlls ese

>>150144390
>United Satans

>>150144443
Italians aren't even white to begin with, how could a country made up of shitalians + indios be white?

>>150144382
>Demonyms
I think my favourite name for a demon is "Asmodeus". But I've always had a soft spot for "Lilith" as well.

don’t bully the argie. he’s cool

>>150144496
For me it's Mephistopheles.

>>150144496
What about Baphomet?

>>150144517
>Mephistopheles
Would be nice if people could actually agree on what that's supposed to mean though.
I think the "not a friend to Faust" etymology is the most popular one, ironically followed on the foot by the opposing "a friend to Faust".

>>150144492
well world population review actually lists sources on their maps and it says 15% of italian population has blonde hair in 2025, but it shows no data outside europe

f1 because gimi was a blonde ferrari driver

>>150144537
Boring. And too overused in pop-culture.
I'll give you Mammon or Beelzebub for their vivid imagery though.

>>150144448
I prefer Gordo Alaska

>>150144537
Baphomet belonged to Jesus Christ before Lucifer stole her. Satan is a real jerk.

>>150144575
satan sounds like a real cheeky cunt and no mistake

>>150144543
we've learned from /int/ that meds think light brown is blonde.

>>150144606
that's probably how it's listed in stats as well

My last hobby just stopped being fun. What the fuck do I do now? Don't tell me the world is my oyster, I don't eat sea "food". F1.

Medshitters still have the nicest beaches


Somewhat

>>150144478
who said anything about that?

>>150144669
no YOU shut up!

gimi

>>150144669
>muh beach
brown hands banged this post out

>>150144699
explain your flag RIGHT NOW

Gay Dead Muppet Gangbang

have a james wharton

the argie is better than the average argie so i feel a little bad but when someone behind a white flag says argentina is white the record must be corrected to hold to our vargian principles as a flagboard, especially as argies are likely to vpn to the UK given their butthurt over the falklands.

gimi

>>150143481
https://youtu.be/TZ827lkktYs?si=n044EqpYBYMhuhOk

>>150144792
ok but how many WDC does poland have

>>150144766

>>150144699
O-…oranger than y-you… m-mudslime!!!

>>150144807
it's a curious thing, the actually white argies who recognize that soccer is a brown sport and that more White People Points can be scored in motorsports. The brown masses of your country and continent must weigh upon you greatly.

>>150144820
not my problem

For me, it's the graham central station

>>150144792
colapinto looks like chuck's ugly brother though

>>150144820
>soccer
You are not british

>>150144857
For me it's indubitably tarte tatin

>>150144792
>vargian principles
like never having a job?

For me it’s… it’s…….
…


I just don’t want to live.

>>150144904
Fo me it's this post right here.

>>150144873
yeah? obviously there are some "white" (where white means southern european) argies but they're a small minority and statistically they're just as brown as brown US states like california when we correct for whiteness being a function of distance from the epicenter of whiteness (next post)

>>150144888
For me it's this cupcake

>>150144923
the epicenter lies around Helgoland/Hålilönj/Helgoland

>>150144888
trips of deliciousness

>>150144931
that's the /his/ version, here's /int/

>>150144931
>Helgoland/Hålilönj/Helgoland
Helgoland was twice. We'll have to subtract that.

>>150144927

>>150144904
Go back to the sim Charlie

>>150142325
>>150143635

how is edd so fuckin fat?

I DONT CARE, /INT/ /BANT/ /POL/ WHERE EVER THE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS CAME FROM

I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT MUH VROOMS

That being said, Shartmilton is still utter shit.

>>150144942
here is the /f1/ version

>>150145008
less whining, more vrooms

>>150145008
just talk then, nobody is holding you down

>>150145008
Love mushrooms, for me it's morilles

>>150144982
>I made at least 13 of those Eddits

>>150145008
>Shartmilton is utter shit
>wins wdc 2007
So yeah
So yea
So ye
So y
So
S
Sh
Shi
Shit

>>150145009
kek

>>150145008
>over 22 days until the next race
>season is already over
what do you want to talk about

>>150144982
Snedd

>>150145030
thank you for your servicedd

>>150145050
How Cadillac + Ferrari will be the worst thing to happen next season

>>150145073
I also did the centre and right Eddits in that pic too.

how long til f1 gets some proper blacks

>>150145030
>Edd if he a Black Sabbath member

>>150145082
Why? They'll just ignore the 107% rule like they always did.

>he will die without you ever seeing him again and before Ferrari win a title again

ever think about how jews are only good at sport-adjacent sports like motorsports, e-sports and chess?

>>150145092
Until F1 interest grows in Africa (excluding South Africa)

>>150145106
oh and baseball
i realized that while i was writing up this shitpost

>>150145087
based

>>150145104
We used to live in a pure society when Marlboro was still a sponsor and midriff exposing women. Fuck (((Liberty Media))).

>>150145169
God I just wanna hhhnnnggggggunfffff~

>>150145180
Tempted to play F1 06 all of a sudden. Unsure why though

>>150145180
They took this from you

>>150145132
>conflict happening in front of greggs
Very British indeed.

>>150145180
TUMMY
TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY
TUUUUUMMMMYYYYYYYYYY

>>150145132

>>150145202
kek funny you finn

>>150145202
kek

>>150145180
She was 20 in this picture you pedo

>>150145219
Cor, call me Jimmy Savile then

>>150145202
me with the blue jacket on

>>150145228
Left or right?

>>150145234
yes

>>150145238

>>150145219
20 out of 10

>>150145243
mmm yeah

How many years does Edd have left? Any meal might be his last straw

>>150145305
He doesn't eat straws

>>150145202
TUMMY
TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY
TUUUUUMMMMYYYYYYYYYY

>federica masolin is preggers
wtf how did I miss this?
I feel like a real slowpoke, which could also be said about the father

>>150145322
I can't imagine any man wouldn't quickpoke her, maybe 2, 3 seconds?

>>150145305
if he dies, then it's because you weren't there for him when he neededd you

>>150145305
last two digits of my post decide how many years edd has left
>>150145313
kek

>>150145433
Another 33 years of Edd

The last 9 digits of my post determine how many tifosi will kill themselves because Ferrari is gonna Ferrari

>>150145433
Last 3 digits of my post is his weight in Kg when he dies

do you think that when Edd dies, the race will put out a tribute to him?

>>150145456
/sp/ will get a sticky

No hate towards Vasseur, but I don't think Ferrari will succeed under his leadership. He's not a bad TP, but he's also not what Ferrari needs

>>150145451
>not even a world record

Eddie Cheever looks like a butch lesbian

the lads

>>150145616
lad on right is dangerously underweight. swap his water for pepsi *please*

hop in loser

>>150145635
where we going, Gregg's closed a this hour

>>150145644
Factories run 24/7, nothing like a Greggs heist to spice up the weekend

>>150145635
surely edd is heavier than the car?

>>150145666
I'm heavier than my bicycle

>>150145644
Maxx Greggstappen

>>150145733
Medd Veddstapedd

Edward pronounced edd

If my last post number is an odd number, I die of natural causes on September 1, 2027.

>>150145687
i'd be pretty concerned if you weren't

>>150145776
God damn it.

>>150145776
Rekt

>>150145776
digits and it will be unnatural causes

>>150145777
I weigh 56% of my motorcycledd.

>>150145776
buying a policy on you rn

gimi

Ruins your sport

are you ready for russtappen 2026
the fujos will go wild (the gays will still insist on boring vanilla verclerc though)

Edd is probably a gamer

Speaking of gaymes. I feel like playin Postal 2. Later bitches.

>>150146164
have fun anon :)

>>150146192
Thanks anon :)

>>150142790
I miss the halal strim so much its unreal

>>150146329
yerrow man in yerrow car

wow… racist… just wow…

>>150146472
rights out and array we go

VER used to be VES. The
>red bull giVES YOU WINgs
thing was very elegant. Thoughts?

>>150146736
>tfw 1990 was actually 1990 ago

>>150146722
used to wank my dick to her a lot. big sad how she bogged herself

>>150146763
Have you seen her alien body though? Its sexy as fuck

my wife beats me

gimi

I'm having one of these bad boys. What do you guys think Tsunoderu sama is drinking right now?

>>150146776
sexier in the purple outfit she wore for that disney film

>>150146763
Just for you
>>>/b/938199912

>>150146722
>>150146763
>>150146776
>>150146964
y'all coomers need over 300 hours of therapy

I JERK OFF EVERY DAY
I JERK OFF EVERY NIGHT
I JERK OFF AT WORK
I JERK OFF IN TRAFFIC
I JERK OFF IN MY CHEVROLET
I JERK OFF AT THE THOUGHT OF JERKING OFF

>>150143481
Is that the Titan that ate Eren's mom?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-08/jennifer-mui-len-chin-daughters-boyfriend-stabbing-verdict/105630752

This will be Kelly one day

>>150147519
I doubt that.
Max seems like the kind of guy that would just leave one day, so he can be with his true love. The car he drove off in.

>>150147545
>The car he drove off in.
Max isn’t that gay.

>>150147576
He named his 2023 car Rocky and says all his cars are male. From his perspective he gets inside men on a regular basis and enjoys it.

>>150147751
Good LORD!

>>150147804
He rides them hard for hours, requiring scores of men to supply him with fresh rubbers.

>>150147857
Also he had sex with his girlfriend. How fucking gay can a man get.

>>150143481
>white woman in negril, jamaica
ok im like 93.4% sure she got dicked down

>>150144341
V.II Snail, V.I Freud, V.IV Rusty.

>>150148032
well yeah, but was it her boyfriend

>>150148131

>>150148176
he got blacked too!

>>150148223

what are you listening /f1/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCv-dSWCYac

>>150148176
as a dude from south florida, women take solo trips to jamaica for sex; kinda like how balding 40 year olds go to thailand to fuck barely legal girls

>>150148267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tITiKEaclQ
F1 related because of 2:05

>>150148267
>>150141163

https://youtu.be/wl9aeq1adUA?si=uGz2Nz1T7gZRfM4A
Staying at a Hilton and logged into YouTube on their TV to get hit with their YT page where they have a series of ASMR videos with Lando Norris. It's bizarre.

now what

>>150142603

>>150144904

I haven't seen a single Jamaican flag in what it feels like 2 days.

>>150142603
Brazil is deceptively close to africa and argentina is farther away.
90% of melanin in the new world was transported on sailing ships, and those can only go a finite distance economically.

proooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>150149491
You wait three weeks, and maybe get to watch the McLarens shit on everyone while Hamilton cries about the fact that he sucks and verstappen cries about the fact that the car that is designed around him sucks.

alonso unironically got shit on by ocon

ded to mclel

THIS IS SO

INCREDIBLY

FRUSTRATING.

WE'VE LOST ALL

COMPETITIVENESS.

YOU JUST HAVE TO

LISTEN TO ME, I

WOULD HAVE

FOUND A

DIFFERENT WAY OF

MANAGING THOSE

ISSUES

NOW IT'S JUST

UNDRIVEABLE.

UNDRIVEABLE. IT'S

A MIRACLE IF WE

FINISH ON THE

PODIUM

>>150150113
press F7

>>150150183
no, i don't think i will

newey is pure shit bro

>>150149818
maybe he's dead

>>150144669
It's spelled "bitches".

Death by being smothered by a bba. One can only dream

>>150149818

He's fine:
>>150148278

pic rel any fun?

>>150150829
(you)

>>150150884
it's fine for a singleplayer go-jump-lambos-off-sand dunes type of game
i basically just play it for the 2-3 hours a week it takes to avoid FOMO on getting the weekly battlepass content
the "story" is shit and has blacks and gays
the OG horizon is still the best

>>150150629
mashallah

>>150150922
Wish that were me

>>150150113
why does he suffer so much

please help me add to this list

>>150151080

>>150151080
yeah i know there's been a lot more despair out of chuck but i've only recently started to organize my files and realized there's a distinct lack of monegasque misery in there

Why is there no African GP?

>>150151180
have you seen what africans do when they're gifted with infrastructure?

>>150151180
melbourne is the defacto sudanese grand prix

>>150151180
sad thing to say, but i would be embarassed to go out with a big titty GF

>>150151224
Yeah, people would probably think you're gay or something

>>150151224
What the hell? Why? Big tits are magnificent.

>>150151224
are you just too much of a bitch to keep her from getting groped by algerians?

>>150151245
i know how we are when we see a big rack, you'd be all droling over her

>>150151251
>algerians

they are as tall as your mexicans, no one is afraid of them

>>150151272
SO unafraid you let them in to la france by the millions!

>>150151256
French people are really really gay.

Just dropped my favourite mug and they don't sell it anymore
Races for this feel?

>>150151293
>dating woman is gay in america

at this point texas is just the world biggest closet, go out of it already

>>150151297
texas is actually new new dehli saar

>>150151297

>>150151297
>I can't date a big boob woman because it makes me think of other dudes getting boners over her
Very gay thought process.

>>150151296
sorry m9

>>150151306
>aaron

did his two dads stutter when asked his name ?

>>150151296
have you tried not being a butterfingers?
>>150151306
he's best known for his time on the team widely known as the fudgepackers

>>150151324
>I can't date
> i would be embarassed

two different things

>>150151304
cant imagine indians with a texan accent

>>150151335
they don't get a texas accent, they either get a generic american accent from tv or just keep barking at each other in your inscrutable animal language
i think we should execute the lot but i'm not in charge
circuit of the americas 2017

>>150151296
>Just dropped my favourite mug and they don't sell it anymore
China 2005. Also that's a bummer

>>150151348
>i think we should execute the lot but i'm not in charge
I PUT YOU IN CHARGE
ALSO, I'M COMING OVER

>>150151335
There's this Chinese guy, I'm sure there must be Indians too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8L87akI5s

>>150151365
i'd love to put you in charge, bruce, but >our political system doesn't really allow for ethnic cleansing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf1hKtrA9lg

Do you like Edd's driving music?

>>150151080
There was an unlimited amount of chucks in despair back during 2022 and early 2023 when his title bid was still fresh.

>>150151492
of course i have that one compilation, but i'm just a fool who hasn't been saving enough of his sadness and i'd like to record more of the misery

>>150151508
la lumiere... s'est eteinte

>>150151508

>>150151433
>massive jiggling blob

>>150151080
do you take webms?

morning lads

>>150151565
does the pope shit in the woods?

>>150151578
'morgen vriend

>>150151578
>>150151589

>>150151597
post the one with a gimi in it

>>150151597
>>150151589
bonjour enjoy your coffee
need someone to make it a perfect mug with the pepe

>>150151579
The Dude was over a decade younger in The Big Lebowski than Sonny Hayes in F1®

>>150151640
i'm going to kill formula one

gimi??

What would race control do in this scenario?

I've been around and let me tell you, one thing I know for sure, having been around the block once or twice, let me tell you, I know a thing or two about a thing or two, and take it from me when I say, boy, I've seen a few things in my time

>>150151907
+10s penalty for yuki

532.6 bongs until next race

>>150151947
power bottom

truthfully I am not a big fan of brown nippled people

>>150151998
Do you inspect the nipples of everyone you meet and then treat them based on the color?

>>150151180
>>150151245
African GT!

>>150151998
Personally, I enjoy every flavor of titty.

>>150152007
How else are you supposed to know if that person is trustworthy?

>>150152053
Smell test.

>>150152046
enjoy your herpes, bro

>>150152053
I was just making sure you weren't being tricked by secret dark nipple havers

>>150152066
What's that I've never heard of it
I always just check their nipples and then give them some milk product to see if they are not lactose intolerant.

>>150152069
He's more likely to get hpv

>>150152079
Just sniff them. If they smell like foreign cooking you can't trust them. Actually I think a better way is just looking at their shoes. Never trust anyone wearing slip-ons.

>>150152097
>Just sniff them.
Great idea, but sadly most people won't let you get that close to their provate parts.

>>150152124
Almost like they have something to hide...

F1 Academy driver Alba Hurup Larsen is a client of an agency called Mutual Friends, that is owned by Lia Porcelli and Erica Barstein, who met in New York City.

No anti-semitic replies, please.

>>150152216
Citizen of what?

>>150152216
Deez Nuts

>>150152216
Spandex!

>>150152240
>>150152244
Very difficult to post here with one hand plz understand.

how are you coping with the summer break?

>>150152308
Enjoying it. Dreading its end though.

>>150152216
>born in 2008
what the freak.. that makes her..

>>150142790
yes, and alonso is not in the alonso tier

>>150152302
Pathetic

>>150152334
Not fair. He uses his nose to type.

>>150152216
>>150152244
>>150152302
>>150152375
Cute elf.

>>150152375
>Not fair. He uses using the sword master's insults, I see.
How appropriate. You type like a cow.

How long has it been since Yuki last had a good fucking

>>150152216
you knew that she is some cumbucket for f1 pedos and they will push her everywhere
but one thing, half a year ago, that one day, it was the only time when she was looking good
she is so ugly, she is so ugly looking boy

>>150152454
Ugly is going too far, but yeah she looked good at that event and not as good before or since

I don't care what color woman is. If they have nice body and boobs I will lust over it.

>>150152454
>it was the only time when she was looking good
yeah, it was so weird, she looked great in the f1 75 gala thing, but outside of that... i mean, yeah she cute but miles away from the first impression i had of her

>>150151080
>when the oc you made makes the list
neat

>>150152476
nah, black girls can have a great body, but their faces is a huge turn off for me

>>150152481
Well done bro, you've made it to the top

>boob cap
I see, so he's signalling it was the milf milkers that hypnotised him. Understandable.

>>150152454
>pedos
Pretty sure she's at least half a decade too old for pedos.

>>150152494
Well I include face to great body but our ancestors figured that problem with bag over head.

>>150152551
The Prescriptivist of Prenzlau

>>150152541
Her shitty fake tits cannot be called milf milkers, you fucking pleb.

>>150152610
Also she wasn't even a mother when she began grooming him

>>150152541
are the milkers in the room with us right now?

gimi

I miss him so much it’s unreal

new thread?

>>150152774
Nah.

>>150152827
understandable

new

>>150152916
>>150152916
>>150152916
>>150152916

>>150145004
i love curly girls so fucking much i don't know what to do

i suffer

shit sport