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>>150135107Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/3q-ANcLOmdw?si=gB3ZBJyQLIkp0pkj
>>150180329 (OP)Goated finals. Go rockets.
>>150180329 (OP)>hakeem sweeps Shaq>Shaq himself admits that Hakeem made him feel โbeyond uselessโ this finals >Shaq said Hakeem is the only center her felt was better than him 1v1Respect Hakeem.
>>150180367>>150180415Does Jordanโs Bulls beat Hakeemโs Rockets in โ94 and โ95? Bulls donโt have Rodman yet, Bulls never employed a center that wasnโt behind role player tier.
>>150180415Hakeem is considered top 10 for a reason.
slam dunks are crude and unsportsmanlike
>hurr i'm so tall i can just drop the ball in the net
disgusting
>girl at my work had to wait 15 minutes for someone talk enough to reach the handle on the cardboard compactor
Felt bad doing it for her, life must be tough for short people
>>150180967Manlets just need to stop having kids
>>150180329 (OP)Remember it took Shaq 4 seasons in LA before finally winning a ring
>>150181420Most stars nowadays would not have waited that long
>>150181549Seriously, Durant would NEVER.
>>150181549and there would have been 4 coaching changes
>>150181790Yea and this. Crazy how much the game has changed.
>>150181637Durant was a very different person before 2012
GOAT of this generation on da far left of dat pic rite there
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>>150181420>it's shaq fault his generational teammate couldnt play like shaq at his age.
My GOAT of this generation with the japanese delinquent pose
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Celtics waive end of bench, Forward, Miles Norris
I think it's happening Celtic frens. My Celties gonna get Ben Simmons and shock everyone when they get a ring this year.
>>150182564>cherrypicking
>>150182564Kobe got drafted when he was 18. Shaq got drafted when he was 20. All you had to do was look it up before posting something like that but you didn't because your hate boner for Kobe is too strong to let you think. Now you look like a retard.
Also the Lakers had already multiple All-Star guards when Kobe got drafted so they wouldn't even let him start the first couple of years. You know, the years Shaq was getting swept non stop
>>150182843cook that leaf alexandros
Kevin Wayne Durant has tweeted 33 times in the last 16 hours.
Of these 33 tweets 33 were in defense of his career choices, legacy and personality.
What is the /nba/ scholars' verdict?
>>150182843sent straight to the shores of Larnaca with that bum
>>150182956https://youtu.be/HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>150182970rare KD win. that we talk is lame shit especially when talking to a damn player.
>>150182970that french line was nasty tho
>>150182843ayyy Mr. Christoforou don't you have a video to make?
What went wrong with Deandre Ayton? I've compared his first 4 seasons to Garnett's first 4 seasons. As one can observe, these stats are very close - yet Garnett was already a 3 time All-star. And Ayton, is, well, a free agent joining the Lakers this season. Either one of these players are extremely overrated, or the other is extremely underrated. Someone with a high bball IQ please elaborate.
>>150183169kg was a goat level talent with a near autistic level of hunger for greatness. deandre was a solid but not special number 1 pick who doesnt really care at all
>>15018316917/9 in the 90s is not the same as 17/9 in 2025
rank 2006 kobe, 2003 duncan, 2025 jokic, 2004 kg and 2001 shaq
>>150183223Shaq
Duncan
Jokic
KG
Kobe
>>150183223shaq duncan jokic kobe kg
>>150182843COCKED SO HARD THEY CALLED HIM ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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Dinner.
>>150183223Jokic
>gapShaq
Duncan
>power gapwhatever else
it's not even close
>>150183259Mealanon you gotta do better
>>150183169KG played much much harder on defense than Ayton even dreamed of
>>150183308we will NEVER return to this era of life
>>15018044994 they do because they still had Grant, 95 they lose to Orlando because Orlando had Grant
LOOK AT THIS SHIT DUDE. LOOOOOK at the mfers Curry had to play with in the 2023 semifinals against the Lakers. And people talk like the Lakers are dysfunctional. NO THE WARRIORS ARE A POVERTY FRANCHISE IN KINGS CLOTHING. Literal DOGWATER. I dont know if Klay was injured or what, but people were hyping him up before the playoffs if you remember, acting like still having Klay was "help".
HE TOOK 19 SHOTS AND MADE FUCKING 3. I have never seen anything so bad. And this is the same team as the 2022 championship that people act like was a "good" team. Unironically Curry has ONE more good player through the 2020s, even close to Deangelo Russel or Dennis Schroder, or dare I fucking say, Austing FUCKING REAVES like Lebron. And he WINS atleast 2 championships by now.
Go look at that 2023 series stats and see how astonishingly Curry dominates Lebron. Even in assists which people pretend like Lebron is a so much better playmaker. (Ill admit the turnovers were a problem though)
>>150180720>dunks are crude and unsportsmanlike This but unironically. Or rather, the hoop was set at the height it was for a reason. They didnโt take into account a bunch of giga lanklets coming along who could use it like a kids hoop. Seriously, next time you are at a house with kids use their kiddie basketball hoop and see how stupid it is if you took it seriously. Thatโs how basketball is for 7 ft guys. They should raise the hoop by a foot or ban 7 ft guys from playing. Or just kill them all I dunno someone else can find the solution
>>150183371>Draymond with that Quintuple single
Hold on a sec. This Miami Heat team looks kinda fucking stacked against the Bucks. Why do people act like Jokic just went up against a bum 8th seed? This obviously wasnt a real 8 seed. Im looking at these series and this dude Jimmy dropped 56 on Giannis???? What the fuck was he on in that stretch in the early 2020s.
What the fuck happened in the finals too? How did he get swept if he dominated Giannis so much? Sure I could understand somebody thinking Jokic is better than Giannis, but Giannis has the waaay better supporting cast, and even that aside. Its not like Jokic is SOOO far ahead of Giannis, especially factoring in defense.
>>150183408giannis was trash that series (the only game the bucks won he didnt even play), choked his ass off so hard but he made some speech about failure and people forgave their golden boy. jimmy was on demon time that series but he got hurt vs the knicks. you could see him get worse as the series went on. had the heat won the finals (it wasnt a blowout finals) bam wouldve won fmvp
>>150183396To be fair he had. ONE single lucky game literally the game prior where he dropped 20, but the entire time while reading that stat sheet I was telling myself "You cannot be relying on Draymon dropping 20 while Klay, is taking 20 fucking shots and dropping 10, its just not realistic" and I was right
>>150183425>giannis was trash that series (the only game the bucks won he didnt even play), choked his ass off so hard but he made some speech about failure and people forgave their golden boy.So are we finally done making eexcusesabout Giannis doesnt have help. Giannis is the greatest player this generation, Giannis' stats arent empty and he is totally a decent player because he averages more assists than curry? Or is there something Im missing? Because Im watching old podcasts and hearing these dudes hype Giannis like crazy in 2022 after Curry won, saying that hes still the best player even though curry won, and that the bucks will definitely win in 2023 and that the bucks would have smoked the warriors in the finals (To be fair I could believe it with how dogshit that team is but thats not the point)
>>150183408Janice got hurt in the first quarter of that game, missed the next two, and then shit it up when he tried to come back. Bucks were letting Jimmy go 1 on 1 against Jrue.
>>150183425>>150183499why does the jeet love curry so much if he never watches games?
>>150183499>Bucks were letting Jimmy go 1 on 1 against Jrue.I thought Jrue was the best perimeter ever? Heard somebody tell me Jrue would have cooked Curry if they faced the bucks in 2022 or 23, guess Jimmy is just THAT good. I just want to hear people admit that they have no coherent evaluation skills.
>>150183494only normies still make excuses for giannis. he has won one playoff series since his title and that was against an injured bulls team that wouldnt have made the playoffs if it was injured the whole season. he lost 2022, choked 2023, lost 2024 and now 2025.
shoutout dimitris giannakopolous the og chud schizo
>>150183518>only normies still make excuses for giannis. Kek dudes like skap would start dropping advanced statistics on you if you called him a normie for his weird defense of Giannis but his uber criticalness of Curry
>>150183371>Unironically Curry has ONE more good player through the 2020s, even close to Deangelo Russel or Dennis Schroder, or dare I fucking say, Austing FUCKING REAVES like Lebron. And he WINS atleast 2 championships by now.he did and he let drayboon punch the sonic rings out of him
>>150183751had me for exactly 10 seconds
Fun fact: David Stern admitted to Shaq that if the refs called every single foul on him during a game, that game would be over 4 hours long.
>>150180449They had absolutely no one who could even think about slowing down Hakeem. Hakeem might unironically have averaged like 40+ in those series
>>150182956If he could just accept that Curry will always be a level above him he'd be all right. But he wants to be on the same level and it's not possible because everything he did in Golden State just added to Curry's legacy as much as his own and their careers apart aren't on the same level.
If he really cared about legacy he shouldn't have gone to someone else's team that was already a winner without him. You don't gain respect by playing on easy mode
>>150183169KG is a 15x all star though and and 9x all defense and all NBA
>>150182956I like him as a player, but he is definitely a sore loser outside of the court.
I tried playing like harden at the rec center and got asked to leave
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If fighting was just a part of the game like hockey, who would be the best fighters? I got Sir Charles, Big Ben Wallace, Steven Adams and Zaza Pachulia in my top 10.
>>150184445dont know but chris paul would have been executed almost immediately
>>150184445My little brother goes to school with zazas son. I went to school with him as well, I was a senior when he was a freshman.
https://youtu.be/fCbVEdKmVuE?t=10m43s
Why do peopke act like the warriors only "became a system" with Kerr coming in? I have a dozen reasons I dont like the narrative. But just look at this snippet. This is the exact same ball movement they were known for when they became final contenders in 2015 and beyond. And this was with Mark Jackson.
I dont know what it is. But these dudes would have been playing this way whether Kerr was there or not.
I think the only major difference Kerr brought to the team, is that Curry started taking way less midrange shots and more 3s. If you watched Steph play before 2015, he'd just pull up for a long 2 a fuck ton. Arguably what lost him the spurs series.
>>150184700Greek anon cooked you. Go home.
https://youtu.be/fCbVEdKmVuE?t=21m57s
So Crazy. I'm just imagining how fun it must have been to watch your random 6th seed team that had never had any success in the playoffs, pull of such spectacular plays like this. Getting to see Curry live when he still hasnt even made a allstar team and it feels like youre watching a future superstar must have been a feeling like no other.
>>150184705>Ameritard brain proving the stat that 70% of North America is below average IQ in thinking that every Canadian here is the sameI hope I dont have to explain to you who that 30% represents.
Steph Curry is not that interesting, I'm sorry. We done with nepo babies like him.
>>150184774One line and I got you fuming kek. Please do type more more essays.
>>150184774Greek anon cooked you.
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
LAC
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How deep in the playoffs do you guys think the old folks home will get to?
just took a massive shit and it splashed everywhere omg
>Under 16 EuroBasket
>Great Britian
>4/5 starters are black
What a shame
>>150187040The U20s was worse, one British guy in the entire squad, the rest were black or slav immigrants
>>150187070Very sad. Need to start doing what they do and what that group in the US are doing and just create your own private neighborhood for whites. Saw some Chinese Taipei basketball team early this morning, and they had 3 black starters and 1 white guy. I thought Taiwan wasn't like that.
>>150187102>Need to start doing what they do and what that group in the US are doing and just create your own private neighborhood for whitesYou mean that 'Return to the Land' thing? There's no way our government would allow that, I doubt America's will either
> I thought Taiwan wasn't like that.Tbf I think they just give citizenship to anyone decent at basketball to represent them
>>150187152>You mean that 'Return to the Land' thing? There's no way our government would allow that, I doubt America's will eitherYeah, that thing. It's technically legal, but I assume at some point they'll get challenged in court, knowing someone with rich backers can just bleed them dry with litigation. If they somehow do pull it off, it sets a great precedent for others to follow.
>Tbf I think they just give citizenship to anyone decent at basketball to represent themThat's possible, kinda like in the Olympics, where all the table tennis teams from any country are all East Asian looking.
>>150187040Thats the only way they can have a team, anglos can't hoop
>>150187190You Indians really out yourself every time. You people need to learn the art of subtlety.
>>150187182Yeah, I hope they somehow survive the lawfare, there isn't a chance over here though. I'm sceptical about any alternative society type thing, they'll Waco you if you threaten to build any real independence from the state
>>150187211>indians out of nowhere No need to get upset Lil bro. There isnt a single good anglo basketball player. All the good white ones are German, slavs, Spaniards, or Italians. I guess Australians too but the only decent ones to come out of there are all mixed
>>150187241>doesn't deny being IndianYou people really are very low IQ
>>150187190>Be this brown anon >Constantly seethe and say something hateful or demeaning about white people>Don't have the cognitive ability to understand that your insecurities are showing
If I was Indian I would literally just make a much money as I possibly can off of stupid American corporations screwing over their own citizens, smile and nod when they go on their tirades about being superior kek Then use it to make India a superpower and laugh when China surpasses the Western world
>another brown anon post with a massive inferiority complex
Is this still a basketball thread?
>>150187522>another newfag not quoting the post hes replying to deny someone a (You) because he thinks thats an "own" or something kek
The desperation smells bro.
Anyways, about basketball: I think Italy is a dark horse to win the euro FIBA championship this year
>>150187612newshitter kek
>>150187211>>150187292>>150187357>>150187522>I just wanna talk about hoops!!!yeah thats why you started this shit? fuck you
KD got a point. Feels like the OKC organization betrayed him.
it seems my poetic art of mingling has upset some people
>>150187522>>150187357I literally specified anglos, not white people. You took it as an attack because you have BAWB inferiority syndrome. Many such cases.
>>150187764>I literally specified anglos, not white people.Oh, I see. So Anglo-Saxons, which is a sociological term which is often used to describe white Protestant Americans of English, or more broadly British, descent who are generally part of the white dominant culture, and who belong to Protestant denominations,... are no longer classified as white, according to (you). Well I just wish I could just pick your little feeble mind for hours brown bro
>>150187693I can't decide which player is more beta. KD, Curry or LeBron
>>150187861Look at this Chat GPT ahh response lmao. Do you even know what the word "part" means, or are you just inherently disingenuous? The fragility is insane lmao.
This thread is embarrassing, you faggots cannot exist without trying to become โcharactersโ in these threads like somebody cares or youโre humorous or some shit meanwhile itโs the same three discord trannies arguing amongst themselves. The same inane shit every thread
Well at least we have Reaves, Giddey, and Flagg
>>150188155Andrew Bogut, Steven Adams, my nigga from down under Kyrie...
>>150188145Yo anon, I'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years.
Fuck Chris Paul.
>>150188185Kyrie the Anglo
>>150188145bro its been like that for years idk why you're just complaining now
KD crashing out on twitter again
>>150188191one of the most satisfying games to watch. Rondo spit in his face then proceeds to punch him.
Look at Rondo man, so inspirational
Markkanenbros... we're going nuclear again
>>150188210He's doing that thing where you keep telling people how little you care
this is what being an oldhead w/o a wife and kids does to a mfer. You need a castle with subjects, Kings
>>150188230As I've said before, it's just too bad Rondo doesn't know how to throw a punch and didn't knock him the fuck out, causing brain damage when Paul's head hit the floor.
Like nigga step into that shit.
>>150188234Lauri is a beast. What would happen if Golden State picked him up this year?
>>150187249Its pretty crazy how nobody thinks pooper can be an MVP caliber player, just another Andrei Kirilenko or Scotty Pippen at best. My guess is he'll be white Tatum.
>>150182701Simmons would help the Celtics since they need more depth at center.
>>150188279Feels like that contract kind of killed his career, obviously worth it for him, but it's a shame that we might not see good Markkanen on a good team
>>150188282Generally people who know nothing about him, they just chuck him in that overhyped Wiggins, Simmons, Ayton box (despite the fact that he's unambiguously a level above any of those as a prospect). I think he'll be a sort of halfway point between Giannis and Tatum as a player
>>150182701Heโd look good in Celtic green but I think heโs done
>>150183371Yep, cold hard truth: Steph curry is the greatest player of all time and most impactful player in the history of basketball whoโs been screwed over by emotionally unstable teammates, remedial coaching, bargain bin rosters and the NBA intentionally getting in his way because he refused to sign with Nike (the goddess of victory)
Steph Curry with a proper career FTA for a player of his caliber would be the NBAโs all time leading scorer by a huge margin- Steph averages 4.3 (FOUR POINT THREE) FTs a game in his career- for context LeBron James - 7.5, Michael Jordan - 8.3
We all know thereโs no way Michael Jordan got fouled more than LeBron or Steph, but he was the first โNikeโ superstar so vwalah
The lion doesn't pass to his teammates
>>150188330Simmons isn't a center. He can't defend the paint nor contest the rim worth shit. Been that way his whole career even before the injuries. Just another one of the many disappointing things about him
>>150183408That team was elite and should have won the championship the year prior but Herro and Oladipo got hurt and Max Strusโ line (((magically))) was out of bounds during a momentum shifting three, next year they replaced the dead offense of pj Tucker with Kevin Love and had a lot off injuries but got healthy right before the playoffs started- Jimmy Butler got hurt against the Knicks in the semifinals then keep retreading the injury all the way through, they would have legitimately won the finals if Josh Hart didnโt snap his ankle in half
>>150188341Yeah nigga really does have a terrible whistle. Gets absolutely demolished under the basket multiple times per game with no call.
>>150188341>We all know thereโs no way Michael Jordan got fouled more than LeBron or Steph, but he was the first โNikeโ superstar so vwalahWell...I dont know about that, especially putting Lebron Alongside Steph in that "ethical hooper" category...but I definitely agree broadly...
I just want to watch Reggie Bullock shoot a corner three one last time... that's all
>>150180329 (OP)This brings back a lot of memories, what a time to be alive.
>>150183169He stopped giving a shit as soon as he got paid. Fully guaranteed contracts are the devil
>>150189206>contracts are the devilBring back slavery to save to NBA?
>>150188341>Steph curry is the greatest player of all time and most impactful player in the history of basketball
>>150189283he literally changed the way the game was played. Him, and him alone, changed the way the game is played today.
>>150189320basketball was already trending that way, Curry just blew the lid off of it. Even then you could argue Morey was the one who really pushed it forward by essentially defining what all the non-stars should look like. That said Wilt is still the biggest game changing force in the history of the sport
>>150189320You mean him, Dantoni, Kerr, Nash, Klay, and Harden. Hes on the face of the memechuck
>>150189320No one knew 3 > 2 until Curry showed them the way
This is what zoomers actually believe
Things are getting spicy.
>>15018941254 from treball is odee shooting hangpulls
KD the Jon Jones of basketball
>>150189809That would explain why he isn't married
You meal posters need to level up. Let me help you. This is a Detroit style deep dish with
>chicken
>bacon
>red onions
Doused in
>crushed red pepper
>spicy sriracha honey
If you haven't tried it, you need to
>>150189920Looks like Pizza. Gimme
>>150189574I wonder what his son Nick Kerr has to say about this
>>150189920one day i will take pictures of my meatloaf and taters and all of you will kneel to me
>>150190131Uradi to sada, ogromna svrako.
>>150190148kek
didnt make it today, next time though
>>150190164steph bron duncan
>>150190183Cekacu, ogromna svrako. Na ruskom, svraka takode znaci kreten. Samo se sallim sa tobom, brate :)
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>>150190241i will remember this my russian brate
>>150190164Shaq
Curry
Magic
Legit unbeatable
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Meal.
>>150190299>meal anon heard niggas talking shit and pulled up
>>150190164MJ Steph Duncan.
Dont even know how any other answer is correct.
Defense is covered at the Rim and The Perimeter. And both MJ and Steph are broken enough at the rim and Perimeter to never lose offensively. And Steph covers playmaking already. You dont need a Magic level "passing" once you have defense as good as MJ and Duncan. Steph offballing, handles, and pull up already create more than enough space for literally everyone, and steph can dime passes anyway.
>>150190391brons slashing and finishing are better than mjs. plus hes bigger and stronger.
>>150190164Magic
Steph
Jordan
Put Zaza Pachulia and old Nic Batum at the 4/5 and they threepeat regardless
>>150190164MJ, Larry and Kobe for maximum dawg. Every team would shit their pants if they had to face these 3
>>150190299>>150190317*poverty kekking sounds*
>>150190585Kobe would brick too much
>>150190616No he wouldn't because they wouldn't triple team him with Jordan and Bird on the court
LeMickeybro can you do your thing with pic related?
>>150188279nothing, dude is a tank commander
>>150190391Steph is a mediocre playmaker. MJ is probably better than him at that.
>>150190745You're a subhuman retard
Lakers post Bron gonna be scary
>>150191176I know Lakers fan, aka beans, are delusional, but god damn
>>150191176Would never happen. David Stern would put on some pants to go outside and stop this from happening.
If MPJ worked for the press he's be Michael Reporter Jr
>>150191176Lakers will find a way to fuck it up
>>150191176lakers fans need to be collectively executed
>>150191195yeah no way they get Luka that would be insane
>>150191176My Lakies going younger and getting Flagg next.
>>150191176Even the espn reporters are delusional too kwab
>>150191176will the lakers have the first 6 man starting lineup in history?
>>150191494It's almost as if the NBA career mode is programmed like this:
if highly_scouted_prospect(drafted <= top.ten);
then start_career; //with poverty franchise
play best_basketball(of.career); //with mediocre franchise
perhaps win_ring();
finish career(retire.already); //with the Lakers
If MPJ wanted to make shitting in porta potties in the summer heat cool he's be MyCool Porterpotty Jr
if MPJ was a faggot he'd have ur name
>>150191793>I really really really like women
>>150191801He's got Will Smith - Pretty Girls on his playlist
>>150191793he must've picked up all of ben simmons brooklyn contacts
>Lakers opting to keep Gabe Vincent and Jarred Vanderbilt
>>150191793And don't forget his other younger brother, Coban Porter, was sentenced to six years in prison for a fatal DUI crash that killed someone
>>150191956Vando is goated and they'll need his defense
>>150191960Gambling, sex, and alcohol trifecta sibling
>>150192184One of those 3 is healthy. Can you guess which one comrades?
>>150192184I donโt do anything of these things.
>>150192238It must be gambling
>>150192238It must be rape
>>150192202Just spoke with Nessa on the phone. Dont worry I'll take good care her. Rest easy lil bro.
>>150192238It must be alcohol with Lebron's mom
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Dinner.
>>150193026I kinda feel bad for you
>>150193026Damn. Maybe commit a crime and let yourself get caught so you can go to prison and finally eat something better than this
>>150193696why don't homeless people do this?
>>150194177I know u thirsty for that shit
>>150189277Well there's fat fuck Embiid and our friend Kawhi who played 40 games last season,
So I'd say yes, gun to head answer I would give you,
>>150194851Wow. No wonder hes never won a chip
LeBron and Ash Ketchum have many similarities
>Fatherless
>Their mothers bore them at a very young age
>Have more crucial losses than wins
>different skillset/team every season
>>150194979There was an entire book written and released just to criticize MJ called "The Jordan Rules," and when he was 25, the same age when Lebron made the Decision, MJ was in a worse situation, having won fewer games and not gotten nearly as far into the playoffs as the Cavs had, with his second best scorer being Sam Vincent at 13 ppg. Lebron left, MJ re-signed with the Bulls for 8 years.
LeBron is not a man he wasnโt raised by one to be one
>>150194979>Google will tell you Anthony McClelland is Lebrons biological father. However Anthony was 5'6 and looked nothing like Lebron.Wait what, is this real?
>>150188230>State Farm? Nah, with Allstate you can get these hands.
Kuminga has been an insufficient bvll for Ayesha. We need the Kings to bite.
Is cam johnson actually a good replacement for bicurious Mike?
>>150195723Heard he has durability issues but tbf there wasn't really an incentive to play him on the nets
>>150195741more durable than MPJ
>>150195888he's actually not
>[US Weekly] Ayesha Howard is seeking things besides child support to agree to sole custody of her daughter with Anthony Edwards. $500k one-time payment, public apology on all his social media, $55k annually for life
josh harris, sell the team.
>>150196552she's acting like she deserves alimony on top of child support for just being a ho who doesn't use birth control. what is this one time payment bullshit? i don't even like Edwards but damn.
>>150196552It's gotta be cheaper to hire an assassin.
zesty
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best back court? if you know what i mean ;p
>>150190164Jordan, Bird, Duncan
lebron wont let doncic win mvp
>>150194851him and westbrook were horrible together
ranking harden teammates
1. Durant
2. Kawhi
3. CP
4. Embiid
5. Kyrie
6. Westbrook
7. Dwight
8. PG
9. Ibaka
10. Maxey
>>150197027Jokekโs winning MVP
>>150197273im honestly curious if the nba allows the thunder to run roughshod all over the league again. otherwise it has to be Giannis, SGA, Luka, or the Jokeker. who else could it even be?
>>150191793This nigga reminding everyone that athletes are stupid af
>>150197344they get smarter with age, but most retire in their 30s lmao yeah they dumb
>>150194357Nice dog, dawg
>>150194851Surprised he ranked kyrie given he ruined his free ring with the nets
>>150197052That was a fun rockets team thoughever
>>150197322I expect the Thunder to still be dominant, but the novelty of it to have worn off, so their record will factor less into the discussion than it did last year. Thereโs a solid chance the Nuggets will be the 2nd seed anyway, so itโll be more down to Jokic vs Shaiโs stats explicitly (Jokicโs will be better again). I donโt see it with Luka, doubt heโll put up better numbers than Jokic with LeBron around, and the Lakers will likely be worse. Giannis is in the interesting position of almost certainly being bad, but that potentially being used in his favour (โhe dragged these BUMS to the 6th seedโ, etc). And yeah, I donโt see anyone else really having a chance, potentially Ant if Minnesota are good.
>>150197384i dont find any fault in this commentary. good post.
>>150197388Thank you anon
>>150197384>Thereโs a solid chance the Nuggets will be the 2nd seed anywayThe Lakers, Clippers, and Rockets all got better than they did. They'll probably be 4 again.
>>150197447>all got better than they did.all got better more than they did*
>>150197447I mean the Nuggets, Clippers, Rockets, Lakers, and TWolves could feasibly be in any order and it not be that shocking. I definitely donโt think the Lakersโ offseason was better though.
>>150197447The only that got better was the Rockets. Nothing has changed for both LA Chokers.
>>150197563Imagine being a team that routinely chokes in the post season, and thinking Chris Paul is the answer LMAO he's the step we need! LOL
>>150196552>$55k annually for lifeYeah, she's definitely a gold digger. She tried to put on a "loving mom" impression at first with all that "I wanna keep da baby because I love her" But when Ant decided to pay a lump sum to her, she couldn't hide her true face anymore lmao. She just wants to keep leeching on him forever. When a retard meets a cunning whore, that's what happens.
>>15019834955k is borderline minimum wage. Pretty reasonable number
>>150198481But then why does she think she's entitled to someone giving her 55k every month for her entire life just because she has his baby? It's got nothing to do with the baby. And you have to include the fact that she wants child support and 500k one time payment.
So in total she's getting 500k + child support for 18 years + 55k per month until she dies
>>150198481why is he obligated to pay her for life, considering the fact that child support is for 18 years. Why would he pay her shit after that?
>>150198572Annually means per year btw
>>150198481If you take out CEO salaries its like $42K average.
>>150198577Yeah, exactly. That 55k is a separate money from the child support. It's not for the kid, it's for her just because he licked her vagina once.
Asian CHADS are taking over the NBA, and thereโs nothing BABBs or BAWBs can do about it
>>150198583Yeah, it was a typo
>>150198597>The two asian players play in Memphis
>>150198609Yuta blazed the trail
Literally no one gives a shit about FTA kekaroo
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HOLY SHIT
SGA dick pics just got LEAKED
>EuroBasket U16
>Team France
>all 5 starters are black
I'm not surprised one bit.
>Team Estonia
>all 5 starters are white
BASED Estonia
My Pacers gonna get their lick back in the season opener
>>150197563>Ayton instead of TJH>Lopez, Beal, and CP3You're crazy.
BAWBs while never forgive him
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uhhh pacerbros... why is our supreme leader spending the offseason talking to trannies on obscure podcasts?
I'm looking at the Afrogames and these are some really black looking negroes. Like niggas unironically done be looking like the Corsican flag.
>Wyc Grousbeck out
Hahahahaha equity bros strike again.
Why is shooting so hard in 2k now?
MVP candidates ranked
1 luka-perfect story and a laker
2 sga-came off a chip but not very popular and it will be hard to beat 68 games
3 jokic-jokic
>gap
4 wemby-hype is there and its possible
5 giannis-great but has done nothing the last 4 years and his star is fading
6 durant-possible if the rockets go for 60 wins and he averaged 30 with his usual godtier efficiency
>huge gap
7 embiid-half dead
8 everyone else-not good enough
>>150201763curgoat is gonna win
>>150201863Most valuable pensioner?
>>150201763The bucks are so bad that this is probably the best chance for Giannis to do a carry job and get his 3rd; he and Luka have to most narrative energy. Jokic's usage and MPG will go down now with Valanciunas, and I think Shai will be deferring more to Chet and Jdub like he did earlier last season before Chet went down and he went into carry mode.
>>150201763>no Jaylen Brown
>>150201885curgod recently said he's "not even close" to retirement
>>150201912Curry (and draymond) being the only player of his generation to get the fabled full hand of rings would be kino
Leave him out of the MVP discussions at your own peril....
>>1502019675 ring curry (3 busdriver rings, 2 extremely near equal to durant) would start some VERY uncomfortable discussions regarding lebrons goat status. how can we call bron top 2 all time when curry won more in 6 years less played?
>>150202006i hope this guy never goes for the pretentious zoomer aesthetic (pedo mustache + mullet). i hate that look and i could write a 10 page essay on what i hate about it
>>150202024Has that taken root in italia
>>150202088slightly but most zoomers go for the e boy or broccoli aesthetic (80% of them will be norwood 4 by age 30)
>>150202095I think the american zoomer trend is e boy mop which buzelis has/had. Says a lot about flagg that he doesn't play these silly games
>>150180329 (OP)How can people put Shaq over Hakeem when Hakeem cooked the fuck out of him?
Shaq was a Kobe/Wade babby, plain and simple. Without a dynamic two way guard that can shoot in the clutch, Shaw is hopeless.
>>150202273Shaq outplayed Hakeem by a lot. Hakeem just had a much better team.
>>150202273because people actually watched the series and even if they didn't they understand year 3 shaq isn't prime shaq
>>150202009Lebron isnt even top 10, but Curry with 5 is definitely top 10, maybe even Top 5. Not top 2 fucking lmao and I love Curry.
What he would be is unarguably the greatest player of his generation, the final nail in the coffin of LeBronโs imaginary โlegacyโ.
>>150202273Shaq averages 28-12-6 that series, he definitely wasnt cooked.
>>150202297>Shaq outplayed Hakeem Sure, and thats why he got swept. Guy couldnt even win a single game. Where exactly did he outplay Hakeem? Because his face in the OP looks like hes saying โput me out of my fucking miseryโ.
>>150202303Doesnt change that he got cooked and Shaq is a Kobe/Dwade babby
>[Players Choice] Quinn Cook: โKevin (Durant) wanted Steph to get that Finals MVP the next year so bad... Game 3 we were struggling, Steph was struggling, and Kevin just, like, accidentally walked into 40... He wasn't even as aggressive, and he just accidentally got the Finals MVP back-to-back.โ
>>150202339He got some numbers but compared to Hakeem, he was outscored and outplayed, and thats why he not only lost but was swept. He knew he was outmatched, Hakeem had too many moves to defend for a guys whose entire game was predicated on dominance.
The thing is, if it were anyone else he was playing against he may have fared better, but I see the Hakeem/Shaq matchup as skill outcompeting strength and โdominanceโ.
>>150202494Shaq was in his 3rd year then against a prime Hakeem.When people talk about his dominance, they talk about the threepeat. Even then, the games were close and came down to shit like Nick Anderson missing 4 consequetive free throws to the end the game.
>>150202561Damn the East has always been garbage
>>150202561bro you're talking to a guy who didn't actually watch the series and can only think in narratives. He doesn't know who Nick Anderson is or how in general the rocket role players kicked the shit out of the magic role players
>>150202494Hakeem shot like 40% from the field bro.
>>150202476>Struggling in big gamesVintage Curry
>>150202650curry fixed that
Predict his averages next season
>>15020268621/5/5 before a career ending injury shortly after allstar break
>>150202686is he or luka playing point
>>150202561>missing 4 free throws in a rowDamn, that sounds a lot like Shaq
>>150199656Uh thats a trans?...not looking good for women because I swear ive seen women who look like that
>>150202009>5 ring curry (3 busdriver rings, 2 extremely near equal to durant)Shut the fuck up and kill yourself retard
This is not okay. Do better.
>>150202918hol up...let him cook
>>150202593Yeah, all Shaq had was Anfernee Hardaway averaging 25.5 points on 50/40/90 splits and a total of 5 players averaging double digit contributions.
Meanwhile Hakeem had Clyde averaging 21 pts on 45/15/78 splits and 4 players averaging double digit contributions.
Shaq was outplayed. Ill agree he was young but he got schooled and thats why he was swept. He speaks with reverence regarding Hakeemโs skill. Youre in here acting like I should care about a nobody missing some free fucking throws - Shaq was the one who couldnt make a fuckin free throw. If only Shaq had just stopped eating and making bad rap music he could have learned to shoot free throws and not had to ride Kobe and D Wadeโs coattails.
>>150202872aaaaaaaaaaa you mad mad kek
>>150202856Honestly I have no idea, just looks like a tranny to me. I'll watch a bit and see if the voice confirms it
>>150202918these are 100% reasonable demands. if i make 40 million a year my wife better not be a leech
>>150202942Yeah I dont know wtf people were talking about in "Shaq had a worse team". Are they retarded? Did they not see how they destroyed the bulls. MJ only played 10 games or what, thats besides the point.
Shaq was averaging the same or similar numbers he did during his 3peat during his 3rd year, so AGAIN. Theres no excuse, its not like he didnt have veteran leaders to guide him anyway.
>>150202918Ive been putting the pieces together and MPJ is a faggot
Evidence:
>he did some gay podcast where he talked about how โsome guysโ are out there banging trannies in order to get it off his chest>recently did some gay shit talking about how hes โfar from godโ when it comes to women (because he likes fucking trannies)>seem to recall a video where hes massaging another teammates shoulders (Aaron Gordon I think?) but this just looked really weird, it reminds me of how I massage my wifes shoulders, like you can tell he was enjoying it too muchIf this guy just came out as gay I bet he would be better on the court. His mind is clouded with thoughts of trannies cumming in his ass and he feels guilty so he sucks, but as soon as hes open about sucking (sucking off trannies, that is) then his mind will be clear and he will get better on the court.
>>150203101>If this guy just came out as gay I bet he would be better on the court.absolutely not the vast majority of nba players are conservative muslims and christians and i mean proper conservaties. they hate gay people (subconsciously) treat them worse, aka less touches less chemistry.
>>150203216Itโs not the 90s anymore nigga, the league is full of zesty lightskins
>>150203216I did wonder if he got traded away because he's gay and his teammates didn't like him but then they got Cam Johnson for him so probably not.
>>150202918what if she brings HER COCK to the table?????
>>150202830Shaq didnt miss when they mattered
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>>150203471dont let the haters get to you mealbro
bulls seriously about to fumble giddey
>>150203554there's no market or money out there. He better take that 10 mil a year. Jerry has been jewing people before Giddey was even born and he's not gonna stop now
>>150202973>>150202856I watched the video,
Heard "its" voice, its a troon for sure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTkNAb3Bvd0
>>150203554>fumble>giddeygiddey is just a white scam thomas, there's a reason why the thunder immediately improved after he left
like did none of you retards see his play in performance
>>150203811not sure what the point of deadlifting 30 pounds is
>>150203793i saw him put up a 25 point triple double on good efficiency for a nice stretch of last season
>>150203811Rate my KING's form.
>>150203981and again how'd those triple doubles work for him in the play in
>>150203807yoo this looks fire where you getting this at?
>>150203793Not really. Cam is more of a scorer and Giddy more of a playmaker who can make shots when hes not the focal point of the defense
>>150203811I legit thought this shit was AI lmao
>>150189920>>150203807original poverty meal anon, where you at?
>>150182307The refs were handing out free points to them worse than I've seen in any NBA game. Serbia got robbed and nobody denies it.
>>150204305da goat, da king...is kneeling so da peasants know dat even da king is humble enough to kneel...
>>150204150I'm pullin' up
>>150203554Nobody cares he sucks on a good team and sucks shit in the playoffs
>>150204582people are calling him a lot of shit, except wrong
Giddey is just Australian Luka but is a pedo instead of fat. You will never win with him as your franchise player
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>>150185796Ralistically, they only need the whole team to be healthy for the playoffs. Having two of Kawhi/Beard/CP3/Simmons/Zubac/Beal with Brook Lopez and Collins is enough for the regular season
Name one other player that can shoot like this
>>150204813Love how Luka got traded but this loser didn't
I thought queso on my hot dogs would be a good idea just fuck my fucking life. And my celtics should be good with Jaylen Brown, White and the reigning 6th Man of the Year but everyone kinda knows
>>150204813Why does Zion refuse to drop the rachetness?
>>150205078>when they order their wieners extra zesty
>>150205129I just don't think he gives a fuck, he made his millions.
It's just clear as day to me he will never be an all star caliber player, he will be forgotten and out of the league fast because he doesn't even want to be great despite having everything needed to be just that. Fat, lazy, entitled, no work ethic. He's just coasting along with his millions doing the bare minimum and doesn't seem to give a fuck about winning.
Maybe he just hates being on a poverty franchise like the Pels too and just wants them to trade him before he gives a fuck, idk. But it's clear he doesn't have the personality of the other all star level players in the league.
Fucking Lebron is 40 and in better shape than him, it's just sad.
>>150205078dis how wypipo season dey hot dogs? ayo somebody come get your mans
>>150205078not so thinly veiled miami heat fan post
>>150204813Cant even tell is he fat or not in this pic
>>150205222Zion is definitely all star caliber he just misses too many games. He was in serious mvp talks for some periods. Hes just a lazy bum. If he had kobes discipline he would be top 5 in the league.
If it comes out I'm gay none of my career accolades will matter....
>>150205547You have no career accolades, Gaytum.
>>150203807Damn, not even my cheat meal is as good as this
>>150205222The Pels definitely shoulders some blame. They got no culture there, nothing ambitious going on. Ingram would rather try his lucky with the craptors than stay.
>>150205078>inceltic made homosexual looking foodWhy am I not surprised?
>>150205832Ingram just wanted the legal weed
Welp, got rejected by the 2nd uni. I think I'm not gonna get the last one anyways.
Guess I'll just stick to my loser life for now :')
>>150206944MJ didnt win a ring until he was 27 king
>>150206956I'm already 29 T^T
You know, I actually wanted to study in Aus but then after inquiring one of those overseas education consultants here, they said it's highly competitive even among the locals, and then I gave up.
>>150204947The whole team was healthy last year, how'd that turn out
>>150189320Daryl Morrey changed the game. Steph just took his analytics and made it real. Too bad Daryl can't build teams because all he looks at is numbers.
>>150207006Fast food cook used to be on our skilled visa list
Find a jeet employer to sponsor you
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>>150205078If you want cheesy hot dogs just wedge a few doritos into the bun. Adds a nice crunch, too
>>150207101Thank you for the idea. I wonder how good bbq doritos would be
>>150207077>Fast food cook used to be on our skilled visa listFucking crazy man, sometimes the world doesn't just feel unfair, but senselessly so, stupidly so.
>>150207077I thought you guys are having too many immigrants right now?
>>150207230Massive amounts of our young and skilled people are leaving to Australia so we have record levels of low skilled migration to fix it every year
>>150206944damn bro i know u have some made up beef with my flag but i hope you got accepted australia is pretty cool if not all the best
29 is still young if you are debt free
>>150207450>gotget
im high sry bros
also i got my masters at that age and there were lots of older people than me
>>150207376Oof it's always like this with developed countries isn't it? Young people leave, government takes in immigrants from developing countries to fill in vacancies
>>150207450I actually forgot what beef lol, but thanks mate. I'm actually applying to my local universities, I gave up on the australia one cause it's too competitive
>>150206944Based. Stay in your country instead of leeching unto other nations.
Ayesha Howard is seeking things besides child support to agree to sole custody of her daughter with Anthony Edwards, per @usweekly
โ $500k one-time payment
โ Public apology on all his social media
โ $55k annually for life
>>150207530>with developed countries isn't it?yes, to ensure nobody else can come up through hard work and effort of their own citizenry. snatch the best and brightest for their own.
>>150207572wild what not using birth control can achieve
>>150207376>>150207530>>150207684Peak capitalism. Force women into the workforce so they don't have kids, then when the population goes down import millions of immigrants who ruin the white cities and white nations cultures. Don't hire your actual citizens because they desire too much money an hour so you hire immigrants because they'll accept anything. It's a win-win. Jews get to save money on payroll and white countries get ruined.
Imagine getting mad because someone from another country with less access to technology, resources, and everything that comes with growing up in the third world is, in spite of that, more qualified for a job than someone who has the access to all the aforementioned
its like in the NBA when black americans get all mad that euros and africans who began playing basketball later in their life or as a second sport are better than them
>>150208007how could I forget that shit crusted jeet fingers were the best candidate for fast food workers
>>150208007Spoken like a true third worlder. You will never be more qualified than a white American or white European. At most you're most qualified than a black woman. Congrats.
If you were really more qualified then stay in your country and make it great.
Just throw the entire thread away
>>150208007And yes people from alleged first world countries should be mad when the younger generation are told they don't want to work when they're being passed up on jobs so some central Americans can be given their jobs at minimum wage. Microsoft lays off 10k American workers to take advantage of H1B visa workers. Who supports this other than the third worlders like you who are the only ones who benefit from this while American youth realize they will never be able to afford a home?
>>150208097Spoken like a true ignorant
It happens everywhere just see the fortune 500 CEOs
People just happen to not want to stay in their countries but thats not the original point
Im just saying imagine getting mad because someone with less resources and technology does better than someone who does
And please make it sports related or NBA
Its just like black americans getting upset at euros
Are you black by any chance Tranqueavious?
>>150208157youre mad at minimum wage laws or something? thats a you problem anyways
if they can make ends meet with low income why cant others as well? their expenses are literally the same
>>150208067fast food should only be for teenagers and college students tbqhwyd maybe seniors as well
>>150207558The reason I want to study overseas is because they have better education and more advanced knowledge in the field i want to study in. I just want that accreditation and knowledge, that's all. Of course, I'll gladly contribute back to the country if they so desire.
>>150207825Billionnaires are so retarded when you think about it. If no one has money to spend, then who's gonna keep the economy running? And if everybody dies of starvation, who's gonna maintain the infrastructure? They never thought about that.
>>150208202seniors don't need to be eating that junk
>>150208181>Im just saying imagine getting mad because someone with less resources and technology does better than someone who doesThis rarely actually happens. When does it happen? Are the rape gangs in Europe doing better than the average European man? The Indian h1B recipient surely isn't better than the American tech worker. The average Mexican laborer from Mexico isn't better than the white American tradesman. And no I dont care for Euros taking over basketball, because they're doing it based on their pure talent, not because a CEO or business owner doesn't want to pay Americans fair waged.
>>150205009because nobody wants the fatass
would you give up pieces for a dude who's gonna get hurt after doing one flashy dunk?
>>150208260embitchbros...they laughing at us again
>>150208202>youre mad at minimum wage laws or something?No, I'm mad at artifical price increases from Blackrock and other companies that have monopolies over the products we all need or apartments. Minimum wage wouldn't be so bad if things could be afforded.
>if they can make ends meet with low income why cant others as well?I've seen apartments where they're are at least 5 or 6 Mexicans living in a single one room apartment. Americans dont want to live like that. We want our own houses with a nice yard and have families. We can't afford a house when you're outbid by a real estate empire that doesn't re-sell the houses. These companies will buy everything, make it rent only, raise the price (artificially because there's no organic demand) while wages dont go up.
Fuck Gayson Gaytum by the way. The Celtics are fucking garbage and thwir 2024 run was pure *.
>>150208286then you should redirect your hate at them not at the immigrants
just like american basketball youth should blame the AAU and all those shit programs instead of blaming euros and africans
>>150208431There's no basketball on, jeetboy. Yet the talk of tranime and posting the same "meals" everyday is fine? Oh of course the discourse currently happening is making you uncomfortable considering you're a pajeet piece of trash yourself. Trash ass general. This is easily one of the most dead offseasons in recent memory. What is it one thread lasts a week at least now? Is this what happens when the discord all commits a mass suicide after the Celtics downfall so no more spam?
>>150208431this is strictly about basketball sir
if you fail to see the similarities between the sport and life then why even watch the sport
>>150208492True I can hate the people causing these issues while also wanting all immigrants to be sent back immediately and the border locked to any form of immigration. If only. Fuck the Blazers btw. Trash organization.
>>150207067Larden dropped in the playoffs,
I will say that Clippers roster wise are better than the Lakers, just poorly coached, at the Clippers went seven games with the playoff Nuggets and took a series lead at one point
The Lakers got fucked at every corner by the Timberwolves and looked outgunned with JJ needed to play Luka and Bron for 40 mins
I for one stand with cam thomas
>>150183751fuck that almost had me
>t. retard
I like the meal anons. It gives the thread some flavor
da fuq are these fake ass stats? somebody explain https://x.com/MVPSGA/status/1955390234142662916?t=6ohcNSwmXjEdej3PmsSodw&s=19
>>150209759It's pretty self explanatory
>>150209791XLNC is overrated
is he gonna be nice or what next year?
https://youtu.be/C8SrsyrAIDo?t=36
>>150210117>the entire familyman is ravenous
>>150209899he let down last year but team was ass so hard to blame him i suppose