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>>150191614 (OP)
First for Gustavo Cerati

Videojogos

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/esporte/2025/08/morre-kunishige-kamamoto-considerado-o-maior-atacante-do-futebol-japones.shtml

RIP Tsubasa's grandpa.

Debian or Opensuse Leap, copalibbros?

Hoje joga o Coringão

>>150191652
Bazzite/Fedora

>>150191662
I don't like fedora. Gnome sucks.

>>150191652
arch dumbass

Anime and fuck Abel Lixeirra
>>150191551
i still have a Zé Roberto laying around somewhere in my garden

Meu Criciwoman é gigante

>>150191675
Use KDE then. Being serious I like Debian with a light weight desktop like LXQT or XFCE.

>>150191688
Owning blacks is not allowed anymore

>patetico mineiro actually bought Reiner
lmao these retards are speedrunning towards bankruptcy

Rindo igual uma puta

allbo is winning.

yiyos

o medo de perder o controle Brasil - Lisboa tráfico de cocaína fez a arbitragem dar a vitória pro Palmeiras ontem

>>150191675
you can install kde, or xfce or whatever WM on fedora. The WM doesn't belong to a particular distribution. Only specialized distros have fixed wms , like those distros for old hardware.

that being said lesbian is better.

patronbros...

>>150191792
Saw a guy with yiyos shirt Saturday btw

Just tuned into Criciúma x Athletico-PR. What should I expect for the second half?

reminder

>>150191844
virada

>>150191853
It needed to be said

>>150191857
Hopefully. I like Criciúma better than Athletico.

>>150191901
Nobody likes Athletico-PR

>>150191905
Correct
And no club is more respected than picrelated

>>150191940
H-Hulk's car?

>>150191950
Mushulk's car

Boca hasnt won a match in six months and they are still 2 points away from qualification

>>150191853
>slander has been legalized

>>150192022
It would only be slander if said child is, in fact, not autistic.

It looks like a money laundering scheme how these clubs sell and buy players for millions and the only thing that increases is their debt
Clubs practically never pay taxes and just operate on a loss forever

>>150192064
ISSO
É
CORINTHIANS

Algume tem uma stream do corinthians?

>>150192110
sim alguém tem

>>150192146
Duvido

>>150192048
>defamation has been legalized

>>150192160
futemax. toys

CRICIWOMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET

>>150192064
We should allow clubs to print their own money

Gory scenes in Santa Catarina right now. I'm loving it.

>>150192022
>>150192172
there should be literally nothing wrong with calling autists out for their bullshit

>>150192172
Defamation is the umbrella term
Slander = Public statements
Libel = Print
You need to brush up on your early 2000's Spider Man films.

>>150192181
Their kit is really nice.

>>150192209
so does their women

>>150192242
she looks like a tranny

>>150192207
Well in brazil and argentina it is different.
In argentina a lie is calumnia (art. 109).
A true statement that doesnt concern public affairs is injuria (art. 110).
The punishment is a fine from 1500 weights until 20.000 weights.

>>150192242
pic unrelated I guess

Criciúma scored

>>150192250
that's the best part

I am a retarded chud from buenos aires and this is my art:

>>150192242
I'm so lonely

>>150191857
Bravo

arerê
O Athletico vai jogar a Série C

>>150192209
>>150192242
I'm moving to Criciwoman in two weeks

Have you guys ever thought abour how a team that a team that never left serie d could theoretically win o mundial

fuck a.nal

>>150192311
Dont go bro, they hate us there

when Petraglia dies Athletico dies with him
grim state of paranaense football
our only hope now is Operario

>>150192323
Not really but I've thought a lot about teams in Série B or C potentially winning the Libertadores.

>>150192325
You will regret this

>>150192339
but redditiba is currently viceleader

>>150192346
This.
The smell stays for days.

>>150192257
In Bolvia >we have calumnias e injurias too, basically the same thing, the only distinction is the medium. Difamación still the umbrella term.

>>150192339
Paraná Clube shall rise again

>>150192346
I've been doing this for years and nothing has happened to me, just take care of yourself.

>>150192371
as a lifelong Paranáfag i have no hopes for it anymore after the club got some investment and was about to be SAF'd and the old cartolas tried to stay in complete control of the club and the deals fell through
it's better to let the old dog rest in peace

>>150192365
Come on, anon. You've been following football for long enough to know what happens next year.

>>150192367
Look at 286 and 287. 286 says that 282 and 283 arent punishable if the affirmation is true. But 287 doesnt make this exception. So a true affirmation like autism diagnosis can make the 287 punishable.
Of course not if you say "messi is autistic"
But if you say "messi is autistic and therefore he isnt a human being"

>>150192390
Those who laugh last, laugh the highest
You shall soon regret this tomfoolery

>>150192397
What if I am a Bangu twister salty about 1985

Patético-PR
Petráglia Futebol Clube
O Menor do Paraná
Clubeco de caipiras
Doentes Mentais - PR

>>150192475
your skin is of dark complexion

It's the Aussie fag using a VPN trying to rangeban argies from /sp/

TIGRE!!!!
>>150192394
As a carioca who hasn't watched a Paraná Clube game in years but has sympathy for the club I have the most absolute faith in the tricolor's rebirth.

We need to save bangu and portuguesa

>>150192485
>As a carioca
im sorry bro but that's adding insult to injury
let my club die in peace

Paraná's anthem is too good for the club to die
Probably the best club anthem made after the 1980s

>>150192436
>286 and 287
Entirely different thing. Each art. establishes a "tipo" or "tipificación" that is by itself another crime (contravención/delito), however, the standard required to prove all these applies in the exact same way, if a statement is factual it cannot be defamation.

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you post threads with detrimental comments about american sports or cristiano ronaldo every day

>>150192497
But not America
Fuck them for what they did to Olaria

>>150192436
>>150192504
>all this fancy language
is easy, if they decide is "antisemitic" you go to jail, and get cancelled.

>>150192394
>the old cartolas tried to stay in complete control of the club and the deals fell through
god I hate cartola monkeys and their greed so much, whoever invented that "saf CEO" role need to be hanged

>>150192467
Then I guess you have a lot to be salty about in that year.

>>150192520
Change antisemitic for general "discriminatory" against the hecking good indierinos

the best thing that could happen at this point is that old idea of fusing Coritiba, Athletico and Paraná Clube

>>150192504
286 doesnt mention excepcion de verdad for the crime.of the 287
A true statement can be an ofdense. This is applicable in many countries.
Revealing someone is gay or a cuck can be a crime but the punishment is light

>>150192497
No.
>>150192519
We need to save America.
Also Santinha, Paraná, Chumérica-MG and Guarani.

>>150192538
What there's to gain by merging with Paraná? They already lost all of their assets

>>150192538
Ok but give it a new name to make it look like a fresh idea
What represents paraná

Patético-PR nunca deveria ter saído da série B

>>150192539
>286 doesnt mention excepcion de verdad for the crime.of the 287
It doesn't need to explicitly differentiate from each other that's the point, standard applies for all possible conducts typified in that Chapter. Not all law is textual.

Fora Dorival

>>150192562
the gralha azul and pine trees
i think this is a good logo for the new club

Criciúma and CAP giving us the best game of the year so far. FUCK Brasileirão Série A, I am now a Segundona aficionado.

>>150192576
Wait, is that supposed to be a fucking araucária? I always thought it was just some stadium lights.

>>150192603
>is that supposed to be a fucking araucária?
yeah

>>150192546
>América-MG
Horrible taste
Call me when they get more than 10 thousand people in their stadium

guys guys lemme tell a joke
>atletico-PR

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150192576
I can save this club but you gain two bulls on your crest

>>150192569
Criminal law is extremely textual. And we share the same tradition. What i am.telling you is the same in brazil and in bolivia

>>150192624
Aflético*

>>150192625
As a Red Bull Bragantino fan from Paraná I fully support this

yeah, athletico-PR did it again keeeeek

What were they thinking with buying a team from a city with 100k people
Like it isn't even top 20 in its own state let alone in Brazil.

>>150192612
They have nice colours and I think Minas would greatly benefit from having one more strong club.

pactobros...

Patético-PR

>CAP fez o pacto
>contratou o Cuca
>foi rebaixado
>contratou um treinador cujo sobrenome é "Hellman"
>chamou um padre pra benzer o estádio

>>150192671
being a club from a small town they didn't piss off too many people, and it was traditional enough to get a good foothold to bring their brand up

>>150192680
That club is Athletic-MG

Augusto Melo suffered a coup from right wing fanatics

cade o paranaense schizou, pra explicar como a senpaiília malucelli acabou com o futebol do paraná

>figueirense and abc both in the relegation zone of la C
>fucking floresta in the top 8
Also Itabaiana just lost an incredible chance but they're still winning.

>>150192708
As a carioca that never went there I can tell you that S. J. del Rey is rightfully ours

>>150192712
i dont see how this is relevant here but yes the malucellis destroyed paranaense football and anyone who isnt a dumb faggot knows this

>>150192671
>100k people
It's actually 140k and that's a decent market. Salzburg has 150k. Bragantino was a cheap purchase, has the monopoly of football in the city (as far as local clubs go), quickly climbed to the top of the best non-European league and gives them access to the Brazilian market and Brazilian talent.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>coxafag cumming with other people's dicks
classic

>>150192708
I have alvinegro fatigue. Botafogo is fine, Atlético is already pushing it. Then the parananeses show up with Operário, and you want me to care about another one?

américa-mg and petráglia FC both in la C

I wish the lord would take me

>>150192732
Salzburg is the fourth biggest city in Austria and the biggest city in its region. Bragança Paulista is smaller than its imediate neighbour Atibaia
Braganchino still has low attendance numbers and almost no sporting success

>>150192762
soon, hold two or three more decades

>>150192732
>best non european league
The saudi league
They are being paid (i suppose) to.excursionate europe and they will be paid to play supercup in kong kong

>>150192751
We need more blue and yellow teams

>>150192632
Irrelevant in practice. The material reality is that I can say whatever the fuck I want about you and I would face no repercussions ever as long as I tell the truth and can prove it, and you are semi-publicly know, public servant or not.
https://www.infobae.com/america/america-latina/2025/01/27/evo-morales-pidio-disculpas-publicas-a-un-ministro-de-bolivia-para-evitar-por-un-juicio-por-difamacion/
Check an actual case study.

>>150192764
Anon they bought the club for R$45mi, invested an additional R$100mi and put them in the Libertadores. Palmeiras spent that money just for Vitor Nhoque. Last year they had more revenue than Cruzeiro and roughly as much as Santos and Vasco.

>>150192797
Were you thinking about Sampaio Corrêa-RJ perhaps

>>150192800
Yes. If you say you are sorry then you arent punishable.

>>150192797
tabajara fc

>>150192818
Congratulations on reading the headline and nothing else, Serpico.

>>150192815
I was thinking of Boca Juniors, but that works too

>>150192820
could you remind me again, when was the last time your team was relevant?
the last time you fought for anything other than promotion from serie B?

>>150192811
And last year they were out of Liberta and achieved nothing
And they're behind Mirassol this year
If you want to just have a club to buy young players and sell them you could simply leave them in série B or C like Tombense

>>150192820
it's 12º now

>>150192820
Holy shit, they were winning 2-0 lmao
Fuck aflético
Lmao 4-2

Corinthians no modo nhaca. Pode jogar até as 9 da manha que não vai sair nada dai.

So não cai porque Vasco e Grêmio conseguem ser piores.

>>150192840
eu gosto aqui papai

>>150192796
>saudi league
Nonsense. The Saudi League makes less money than D-tier European leagues like the Eliteserien and the 3. Liga. Not to mention the entry barriers are higher as Saudi Arabia are still figuring out the whole selling clubs to foreign investors thing.
It's not because the sovereign fund of Saudi Arabia bought Cristiano Ronaldo that the camel's league is relevant or even financially viable.

g-guys

>>150192862
why did he do it?

I'd prefer if Criciuma got promoted instead of Novorizontino. Let's have Goiás, Coritiba, Chapecoense and Criciúma in série A

>>150192871
Pode levar, Uruguai. Não fará falta.

>>150192776
>he thinks I'll make it through two decades
lol, 5 years tops

Can you imagine Avaí, Chapecoense, Criciúma and Joinville in série A in the same year?

>homosexual coritiba faggot saving videos of men's bare asses
that's the best you can get after the Malucellis raped your team's anus for years lmao

Can you imagine Figueirense in série D?
That's a reality you could see next year

>>150192871
Urubros can have it, than Santa Catarina and Paraná can finally deportate all these pasteleiros gaúcho migrants. Just be careful, Uruguay, with with all the debts and of this bankrupt failed state

>>150192913
I dislike Figueirense and wish them all the worst

>>150192910
bro it's not my fault you keep showing it on TV. just keep your pants on, it's not that hard

>>150192871
Não sabia que Montevideu ficava a beira-mar

>>150192931
You are a horrible person and lover of flavorless teams like Avaí probably

Congratulations Coxa for winning the Athletico lost to someone else trophy

There's a team from Balneário Camboriú playing in Série D. Now that's horrible

>>150192843
Bragantino finished 6th twice since promotion and reached the Sudamericana final. That's decent for a team that hadn't been relevant since the early 1990s.
>leave them in série b or c
Série A is more profitable, allows for qualification to continental cups and is more attractive for prospective players.

Itabaiana won
They have nice attendance numbers. It's a shame that one or probably two out of ABC, Figueira, Itabaiana and Maringá will get relegated. Even Anápolis is a nice team.
Série C should have 24 clubs

>>150192979
as far as I now they won the last atletiba
in fact coxa won more atletibas than athletico

este ano cairão:
sport, juventude, vitória e grêmio.

>>150192982
Better than generic São Paulo countryside team #19928

>>150192989
Série C is a containment zone for literal nobody clubs and it should stay that way

>>150192853
Mas o Grêmio não cai

>>150193001
Replace Sport for Vasco

>>150192939
it happened in 2015 retarded

And now there's a meltdown in Florianópolis
The last time that happened the city got a new name

>>150192989
Itabaiana shall remain

>>150192982
They'll climb to Série A in no time. There isn't a single player in Brazil whose dream isn't to live in a tacky high-rise in a city full of blonde prostitutes.

>>150192871
>Increases macumba power by 6666% in Jurassic Park

>>150192987
They're acceptable results but not really that remarkable compared to Red Bull's success in Europe.
Limiting the team to a small city stifles their opportunities for growth

>>150193016
no we don't

>>150193016
>figueirense tomou o empate
Caralho

>>150193021
Florianópolis serves for something

>>150193013
>>150193001
Impossible for sport not to descend
It's sport youth Vasco +1, probably vitória

>>150193005
We have around fourty literal nobody clubs that are too shit for série B but out of respect for their dedicated fans should not be in the hell that is série D
What do we do
>>150193018
I hope so
I like onions, my friends call me onions boy

>>150193040
For bogfaced fake blondes?

>>150193030
You will never be a real pólis Desterro

tirem florianópolis de suas bocas sudestinas sujas.
era muito melhor quando vocês não lembravam que a gente existia. agora a cidade ta um lixo.

>>150193079
Fault the colonos

>>150193053
We keep them in the hell cycle of state championships and série D access until they're not too awful to take a série C spot and then stay there for the next 20 years
It's probably better for those clubs because série D is more watched than serie C and those big state championship campaigns for D access gives them more viewership

Soon CBF will create série E and we will have even more mediocre teams

>>150193029
That's true. But we have to consider domestic leagues in Germany and especially Austria are smaller ponds than the Brasileirão. Winning the Austrian Bundesliga is like buying Treze or Botafogo-PB and winning the Rapadurão. They're also older projects than Bragantino.
You might remember they once tried founding a club called Red Bull Brasil based in Campinas. They invested some money in infrastructure, marketing, talent, but the club went nowhere so they shut it down and tried a different approach.
Bragantino won't dominate Brazilian football in any time. But it's an enterprise with decent ROI that's helping Red Bull expand their evil empire into South America.

>>150193040
RAPAZ
she's ready to take my coxa seed

>>150193104
That sounds too cruel
It's better to create a new division below la D (reducing la D to 20 teams) and create an even bigger gap between the actually profitable divisions and the majority of teams in Brazil

>>150193113
Samir's plan must be to expand Série D from 64 to 96 teams where the 32 who qualify to round of 32 qualify to next season of Série D.

Carpinichadbros

>>150193040
You can't even begin to compare the two. Florianópolis is moderately degenerate. Nothing we're unfamiliar with in coastal Brazil. Florianópolis is like relacionamento aberto. Balneário is puta que diz que trabalha como modelo was a city.

Remember when Craque Neto said Mateus Babi was the next Ronaldo

>>150193141
The ideal solution is to do away with estaduais completely and make Série D a regional division but who the fuck in CBF wants to do that

way too many green flags, good bye

>>150193079
Welcome to the eixo, it's only going to get worse

>dvd era of movies had a lot of action movies with A list actors beating the shit out of everyone
>streaming era of movies is a bunch of twinks looking sad and feeling depressed
what the fuck happened

I was reading comments on youtube videos of catarinense TV news when the last census additional data came out. Many were complaining about immigrants but it sounded almost like a parody of actual anti immigrant sentiment in Europe
>>150193114
I do remember the Campinas experiment. But you must admit that they're getting lots of money from Champions League participations from both of their germanic teams.
Still, that doesn't change the fact that they chose a small city for their project. I am certain that will severely limit their possibilities of growth. It might get a reasonable ROI for the Brazilian context but nowhere near as justifiable for the international scene.
Still Red Bull burns a lot of money on smaller events so I guess it's fine for them. I just feel like the money could've been better spent.

>>150193192
Unemployed zoomers and women.

>>150193079
Not with that attitude, anon. Floripa é o sudeste do sul. You have far more in common with Rio and São Paulo than with the rest of your state these days. The sooner you come to terms with it, the better.

>>150193114
>evil
As far as big corpos go Red Bull is probably one of the most benign ones

Lo de Limache es magistral

>>150193142
According to ASA president that's one option and the other is creating série E and leaving la D with 20 teams
But he also mentioned that both could be combined which is what I really hope for
Realistically speaking the fourth division should have at least fourty teams because of the sheer size of the country but that's likely not economically feasible
>>150193171
That wouldn't work unless you make série D a semiamateur division
Thousands of teams would die overnight if they had no chance to play against capital teams

Paraná and Santa Catarina are with counted days until collapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDyhIdssLQ

>>150193255
Thank fuck, then maybe all the nordestinos will leave

athleticobros... I don't think fighting the coxas shall get us out of this one now...

>>150193271
Nordestinos have more experience with droughts

>>150193255
it is so over, sulbros

>>150193286
based outfit

Corinthians lost but I really don't feel like mocking them

>>150193290
>28 trillion disaster
that's a lot of money

Embarrassing from Nenê really

>>150193234
Multi-club ownership groups are the antichrist.
>>150193255
I don't know what this genre is called but I really hate it.

Seleção da copa, foda-se

>0 talento geracional

Talvez por causa disso a gente finalmente será campeão

Corimbas

>>150193286
macaco

>>150193474
se isso ai ganhar o hexa, eu posto um video gritando
EU TRIKASCHIZO CHUPO PINTO DE PALMEIRENSE COM AIDS durante 20 dias seguidos

Zulbedia should come back to trikas

>>150193488
you lost Lampião

>>150193498
Olha, muito provável viu, já que desde 2006 talento geracional não resolveu porra nenhuma

2006 tinha Ronaldo Fenômeno, Ronaldinho atual melhor do mundo, Kaka, Adriano...
E simplesmente levaram uma comida de cu do Zidane

Ronaldinho grande total de 0 gols na copa toda

>>150193474
>vinicius
>rodrygo
We're never winning with these faggots. The rest of the team is alright even though I don't really like Marquinhos. Halal Madrid faggots have always been the cancer of Brazil, since Roberto "chuta forte" Carlos, also known as Roberto "não marca" Carlos, Roberto "bicicleta na área" Carlos, Roberto "mais um gol da França" Carlos and Roberto "ajeitando o meião" Carlos.
If Ronaldo had already transferred to Real by the time of the World Cup, we wouldn't have made it to the semi-finals.

>>150193555
There are no wingers better than them lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZaLW0S8Lu0

Chile bro i need an webm, of this

san pablo loses tommorrow

>>150193574
Martinelli and some Brasileirão shitter. Or just play in a 4-4-2. I sincerely don't care about how good they are. Halal Madrid players are cursed and they'll doom us again. Roberto Carlos, Marcelo, Casemiro, Éder Militão, Vinicius Júnior, Rodrygo, Endrick. We're talking about multi-generational pecho frioing.

>>150192825
No, i am serious. it is called retratação.

>>150193215
>Their evil empire
>t. Monster stockholder

>>150193666
Show me where in my post I used these words you bastard

>>150193018
Abençõe

>>150193474
Se isso aí chegar na final eu compro uma camisa do Flamerda, visto e saio na rua
Ainda escrevi Vini malvadeza na parte do nome
>t. Vascaino

>>150192939
your team would get eliminated by one of those in the next years sudamericana

>>150193692
It's evidently a localized survival of the Galician-Portuguese form

>>150193474
Who is augusto

>>150193538
>E simplesmente levaram uma comida de cu do Zidane
porque o Roberto Carlos e Cafu eram obrigados a jogar por causa de patrocinio
Se tivesse Cicinho ou Gilberto teriamos ganho em 2006 ou 2010

>>150193710
Galeguin dos ói azu

>>150193680
I apologize profusely, the guy you quoted said "evil empire"

>>150193731
Keep them both. Take ronaldo out.

2002 o Brasil só pegou moleza
pegou um timeco africano nas oitavas, nas quartas o lixo da Turquia e quase perdeu e na semi final a inglaterra que só ganhou porque aquele goleiro deles era o Sidão de cabelo cumprido

Atlético gaúcho bros...

>>150193753
Adultização do Baea

Sao Paulo is going to win tomorrow

>>150193782
>Seaman
>Sidão

>>150193782
Belgium is in africa?
England was in..oooohh i see what you are doing

>>150193795
Is that nikocado???!!

>>150193753
I wonder what she sounds like when she says titia

I wonder what you sound like when you say porra na cueca nenhuma hein

>>150193835
This guy is everywhere now
He keeps mocking tv shows

>>150193844
Almost vocarroo'd it to show i am
not afraid, then saw everybody around me and lost courage

>>150193782
Reminder Brazil lost to Norway in 1998

Repórter: Gol do Babi, assistência do Nenê. Em menos de um minuto em campo. Foi o dedo do treinador ou estrela de vocês??

Nenê: La ele, tem dedo de ninguém não.

>>150193731
Zidane era meia, o que laterais tem haver com ele?

Gilberto Silva, Kaka, Juninho e Zé Roberto que falharam e não fecharam o meio de campo contra ele, deixaram ele fazer o que quiser.

>>150193709
my team won't qualify for an international cup next year

>>150193927
You are half right. You know EXACTALLY what roberto carlos did.

Libertadores call the winners

>>150194032
Rive plate
San pablo
Palmeiras
Ldu
Racing
Velez
Cerro

No one is talking about Paysandu and Vila Nova

>>150193998
Yeah but I do believe the Zidane cross came from a midfield foul

I'm not saying that Roberto Carlos isn't a mercenary, but if Zidane didn't destroy the Brazilian midfield, Brazil would've have more chance at winning.

Frens, is faggotry actually based?

>>150193927
>those lineups

when did football get so shitty?

>>150194096
fuck off nick

mel gibson just shot 17 bullets with a revolver without reloading even once, how the fuck did he do it???

>>150194140
he's just that good

>>150194169
my mom looked like this 40 years ago

>>150194096
Yes

>>150194185
did she look like this 50 years ago though?

>>150194110
When player individual talent had to give way for tactical system
Min maxing
As if football is a big numbers system

>>150194140
He was part of ball fondlers casting. Toto Belmonte’s favorite movie

>>150193927
>4 ballon d’ors
>the best two wingbacks in history
>lost because someone tied his shoes

>There is a sports agency named Bahia Internacional
https://www.transfermarkt.com/bahia-internacional/beraterfirma/berater/1033

>>150194241
People used to say the same back then. "The 70s and 80s was when hability triumphed! Then came the 90s"
But pelé used tonsay the 1970 brazil was all about tactics and 1958 brazil had more craques
It is like that woody allen movie

>>150194521
I need sauce for these allegations
@grok

>>150193474
Esse catado não sai nem da fase de grupos

>boca hasnt won a match since april 19th
>general goes berserk
hmmmm

>La última victoria oficial de Boca Juniors fue el 19 de abril de 2025, cuando venció a Estudiantes de La Plata (el marcador fue informado como 2‑0 o 2‑1 según distintas fuentes)

>Desde entonces, el equipo acumula una racha de 12 partidos sin ganar, que se extiende hasta hoy, 11 de agosto de 2025, siendo la peor sequía sin triunfos en la historia del club
>En cuanto a los días transcurridos:
>Desde el 19 de abril de 2025 hasta hoy, 11 de agosto de 2025, han pasado exactamente 114 días .
>Resumen:
>Última victoria oficial: 19 de abril de 2025 vs. Estudiantes.
>Días sin ganar: 114 días (hasta el 11 de agosto de 2025).
>Partidos sin ganar: 12 partidos.

>¿Querés que te cuente más sobre esos partidos o la situación actual del equipo?

Oh yes, I am a supporter of RedBull Boca Jrs.

>Entiendo totalmente tu bronca. Doce partidos sin ganar para un club como Boca no es cualquier cosa. Es frustrante ver al equipo sin rumbo, sin fútbol, sin respuestas. Como hincha, uno banca siempre, pero también duele — y mucho — ver que no se juega a nada, que no se reacciona, y que la camiseta parece pesarle a varios.

>Ya no es solo perder o empatar... es esa sensación de que no hay reacción. Y lo peor es que parece que ni los jugadores ni el cuerpo técnico entienden la urgencia.

>Si querés, te puedo contar cómo está la situación en el club (dirigencia, DT, posibles cambios) o lo que se dice del plantel. ¿Querés que revisemos eso?

>>150194516
Oh no nobody would want that

>spanish posts
uh oh

People thinking that fuchibola in XX century didn’t have tactics is. Fucking retard. I could also cherrypick clips and make look today’s bums like fucking clowns.

>>150194809
>memes in spanish >:/
>memes in spanish (images) :O

>>150194810
Literally all boomer head coaches would talk about was jugadas de laboratorio back in the day
do zoomies even practice this anymore?

>>150194740
April 19th is the day of indigenous peoples

>>150194810
>I could also cherrypick clips and make look today’s bums like fucking clowns
Just show them any clip of cavani.

>opened a few messi threads on /int/
>chikaner is now spamming /bra/ general

>>150195196
Kek

>>150194998
Kek Hahahahaha
>>150194855
Zoomies have two-digit iq, fake depression and short attention span. I just dismiss any of opinion coming from them

actually the peak of football started a few months ago when I got interested in it and before then it was all farmers league tier tactics

River plate is kinda based

Riber gay eat transvegan sushi

>>150195633
>>150195633
based

Holy shit, my amazing post is trapped in a nations-cucked-by-the-english fucking sandwich fuckers. Can we get rid of them already? Nothing of value ever came from those lands

>>150195796
>trapped in a nations-cucked-by-the-english fucking sandwich fuckers
sounds like the start of a cheap porno

>>150196112
Lol

Not gonna lie fellas, feeling pretty miserable right now.

>>150196955
what's up big fella?

>>150196955
Chin up my friend, you are not mexicano

Good morning.
I am black and ashamed of it, but it's okay to confess it because the vagabundos are asleep right now.

>>150193927
Gilberto Silv em má fase, Juninho pernambucano nunca soube marcar e Zé Roberto era lateral improvisado de volante

It's clear: you're just black and ashamed of it.

Nuclear assault on buenos aires to get rid of the blue flag menace

IT'S AND UGLY PLANET, IT'S A BUG PLANET!!!!!!!

>Tales Mágico
>Vitinho
>Memphis
>Yuri Alberto
>Garro
se esse time nao ficar entre os 3 primeiros do brasileirao eu mudo meu nome para Mateus Babi

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>150197948
Pode mudar já

Guess the manager

Good morning what's the drama in Boca today

>>150195633
BASED
>>150195645
NIGGER

omg you're so qt baby whos daddys little offroad car? that's you jimmy *--*

>>150198141
Gordiola

Btw chape is ascensing

>Chape at série A in the 10 year anniversary of the crash
please, no
niggas will never shut up about it

How do you feel knowing there are evangelicals in /copalib/?

>>150198395
Crashing this league with no survivors

É o mais tradicional. Não tem jeito.

>>150198405
Men or women

bom chia copalib

>>150198423
What about nordösten pokal

Estou com medo de o São Paulo levar uma sapatada histórica hoje

I need her

>>150198525
t

>>150198525
ela tem tatuagem + siliconagem

what are some good brands of erva machi, gauchobros?

I wont go to work until the temperature rises to an acceptable number

Libertadores is back

there's no acceptable temperature to work
working is unacceptable
we were crafted to observe asses and birds

>>150198631
based

nombre del pibe?
Diogeninho

Any chance of Athletico getting relegated to serie C?

>>150191614 (OP)
what if i decide to buy a car that looks like a capybara?

>>150198652
carpybara

Morning carpinlads

>>150196955
At least you're not a chicano

>>150198631
>be hunter gatherer
>wake up with the sun and chill
>tummy rumbles so you go out with your bros to bonk something in the head or exaustion hunt a deer or something
>come back a few hours later with meat
>tribe is impressed with you and your bros
>eat some meat and chill for the rest of the day. Work? No such concept. You get food, you bonk rival tribes in the head, you eat, you chill.
>fuck your prime fertile age teen wife because there's no prude laws and moral issues, in fact there's no concept of "teen". If it bleeds, it breeds.
>sun going down, feel sleepy from all the sunlight exposure and exercise
>no teams calls, no 1:1 calls with boss, no weeklies or dailies to "touch base", no HR, no fluorescent lights, no mold infested AC, no seed oil slop, no traffic commute, no bills
Oh yeah we are so advanced

>>150198652
>>150198664
>buying chevrolet

Penarol x Racing is the best match of the bunch

>>150198798
A. Nal vs Botafogo
Libertad v Palmeiras
Velez v Racing
Cerro v Inter

Botafogo v Palmeiras
Inter v Racing

Botafogo v Inter

Botafogo :(

>>150198857
>Binter

the quintessential paulista trambiqueiro look

>>150198857
BASED PREDICTION

>>150198893
Tax evasion is based and redpilled

>>150198788
>not buying a car with "Senpaiília 1 or Senpaiília 2" as your powertrain

>>150198798
Sao Paulo vs BTFOgo
RiBerr vs Palmeme
Beleshhh vs Penadoy
Cerro vs Binter

>>150198918
At least is better than a Renault

>Deyverson, sobre goleada sofrida pelo Fortaleza: ‘Não é desculpa ter um jogador um a menos, porque joguei uma final contra o Botafogo e eles foram campeões assim’

This will haunt patetico-mg shitters forever

How much does it usually cost to replace a shattered phone screen?

>>150198969
just get a new phone bro, it's not worth it

>>150198798
Penadoy or rasin have this in the bag

>>150198980
Sorry. Not yet. We need to tie with the argentinians. This is the year

>>150198798
Palmeiras will have to sweat blood to proceed

>>150198974
This phoné is not even 1 year old, and phones are too expensive in Brazil right now

>>150199014
that sucks but changing the screen will probably cost you over half the price of a new one

>>150198969
It depends if it's just the glass or the touch screen too. It can cost as much as a new phone

>>150198986
Botafogo will win la segunda for the despair of fluministas and vascaenses

>>150199022
I believe its just the glass.

>>150199020
If its too expensive I'll just keep using it broken for another year or more. I refuse to change phones in less than two years (unless its stolen like last year lol)

Busco respuestas y encuentro preguntas
Nadie contesta porque cuesta separarse de una mala junta
Y no hay contradicción, dije que me equivocaría
Y como me equivoqué tuve razón

Perdón, si mi mente queda en blanco, veo todo negro
Escucho el himno a la alegría y me deprimo, no me alegro
Como mi socio cuando dijo a su mujer preñada
"El ocio no me deja tiempo para nada"
Y, con esa vil coartada, se desembarazó de la embarazada

>>150199059
If you can change it yourself, you can get it for quite cheap on ML

Here is the difference between flamengo and other teams

1- if scaloni leaves argentina, their winning era is over
2- if crefisa leaves palmeiras, their winning era is over
3- if anyone leaves flamemgo, their winning era continues
4- if hamas gives the hostages back the war is over by tomorrow

>>150199073
I fucking hate the lyrics of these guys

>>150199024
Both of us have bigger things to worry about than Botafogo.

>>150199087
i wonder where will scaloni go when he inevitable leaves the NT over some minor retarded loss

>>150199090
Why tho? Until Porfiado they were pretty good

>>150199099
To Boca, ofc

>>150198304
Lloralo, I’m black and not ashamed of it

>>150199099
Sevilla. Maybe inter milan.

I perform like lionel. Messi, scaloni, sanchez, you name it.

Scabobi will inevitably come to Colombia. They already wanted him and talked to him before queiroz was signed

>>150199099
Inter miami

i am the messi of losing and being a failure if i say so myself

>>150199132
Make no mistake: everyone in copalib was specifically chosen to be here.

Any game worth watching today, bros?

>>150199132
At least you have us

>>150199150
Rosin vs Penadoy just for the murderball

>>150199150
huracan vs once caldas today

y'all sleping, sorteio Copa do Brasil just happened, two classicos alert

>>150199024
We already have 2, I couldn't careless

>>150199173
What? No you don't

When I first heard of america mineiro I laughed so hard because I thought it was a joke.

>>150199180
Yes we do

>>150199182
it is a joke

>>150199184
No you don't

>>150199180
Why would either give a shit? Botafogo has the least títulos by far

Vasco vai comer o cu do botafogo

>>150199192
Keep coping

I want a Venezuelan gf

>>150199204
Vasco é fregues do Botafogo em mata-mata

>>150199216
The size of that culo. Imagine the smell

>>150199216
Me too, they’re so hot it’s unreal
>>150199188
I genuinely believed it was a made up name for someone who misheard Atletico mineiro

>>150199204
>Botafogo: 106 vitória(s), 496 gol(s)
>Vasco da Gama: 163 vitória(s), 568 gol(s)
>Empates: 107
Is there a biggest freguesia in clássicos in fuchibola history?

>>150199231
Vasco is so irrelevant these days that it needs to brag about how many goals they scored

>>150199231
now lets look at mata-mata

>>150199231
Huracan - San Lorenzo is pretty grim

>>150199231
>>150199266
I think cholo cholo - la uwu is pretty uneven too

>>150198969
it's probably just the película
i remember i had a 1k phone i had to pay 250 for a new screen (actual screen)
keep in mind they'll open your phone and there's a chance it'll never work properly again, in my case they left some visible glue out and the new screen broke again at the first fall (regular screen fell several times)
make sure to go to a realiable shop for this

>>150199170
>Dorikek and Fraudnato with a free spot at semis

vaskek dont cry because it's over
smile because it happened

>>150199231
>Atlético MG: 213 vitórias, 749 gols
>América MG: 107 vitórias, 524 gols
>Empates: 111

>>150199216
SEXO

>>150199266
>Huracán: 48 vitórias
>San Lorenzo: 87 vitórias
>Empates: 55

>>150199256
all of these prestigious Botafogo victories at Taça Rio and Taça Guanabara! how could I forget

>>150199291
>110W for Culo*2, 64W for U
wow that is extremely grim

>>150199291
Colo-Colo: 93 vitórias
U. de Chile: 50 vitórias
Empates: 59

>>150199256
Lmao
I'm still amazed at how botafofo has such a shitty # of cariocas despite their "seleção of the 60s"
>>150199266
It is grim
>>150199344
That's unfair, america is nowhere near the size of galo

>>150199392
>empates is second
lol

>>150199398
A clássico is a clássico, size doesn't matter, Torino is still Juventus' rival

>>150199392
Holy shit, they have more empates than uwu victories

Talking about clasicos, who es Beleshhhh clasico?

>>150199398
a clasico is a clasico, even when the difference in success is embarrassing, like Huracan vs San Lorenzo, EDLP vs G&E and Velez vs Ferro

>>150199376
oh so all the prestigious victories by vasco that count for nothing count, but the ones in mata-mata doesn't? lol

>>150199420
Ferro (eternally relegated) or Chicagon (eternally relegated even more)
some people say it's san lorenzo to make fun of them

>>150199420
see >>150199427
one day, ferro will return, i know it in my heart

3 points > """"""taça"""""" Guanabara

Athletico-PR 115 vitória(s), 461 gol(s)
Coritiba 138 vitória(s), 511 gol(s)
Empates 106

>>150199408
Went to take a look out of curiosity, it's lopsided as fuck, as is expected. However, Torino has the biggest goleada 8-0

>>150199445
cope

>>150199452
that's reasonably leveled.

>>150199427
You better not be dissing Buracán in front of me

>>150199428
Because these taça Rio victories surely counted for a lot lol
Also Cariocão was pontos corridos for a lot of its history. Most BotaVasco matches were in this context, and if you want to please refer to the historial

insólito

>>150199468
This is copelib
>Flaunting mata-matas
>Still has the least titles

>>150199408
>>150199427
But in América Mineiro's case the problem is that they don't even have supporters to make it a clássico

Would you take this? It's not much but it's honest work

>>150199452
>>150199492
I thought these two were a lot closer, like at most a 8W difference

Grêmio: 119 vitória(s), 384 gol(s)
Juventude: 36 vitória(s), 199 gol(s)
Empates: 51

Internacional: 125 vitória(s), 415 gol(s)
Juventude: 41 vitória(s), 192 gol(s)
Empates: 48

interesting, inter has an advantage on 1 victory lead over grêmio when the matter is bullying juve

Guarani vs Bragantchino is very event too bad they won't meet ever again

>Corinthians got the easiest draw
Ah well

>>150199535
>NOOOOOOOOOO this random dice game cannot benefit Corinthians ever
>what it doesnt matter they got palmeiras last round

>>150199501
Small hands so yeah. She's still fairly trim, holds her figure. Face aint so great.

>>150199492
https://youtu.be/rwu_-GDcCpU

>>150199501
I probably see a woman like her everyday, probably twice
Ubiquitous face. Body? Not so much

>>150199535
Corinthians lost to Juventude yesterday

My favorite edition after perro fresco

>>150199599
I thought your favourite edition was hulk's car

>>150199599
we haven't had a perro fresco in months

God made regular wife to support you and work wifes to please you

I'm going to install yubero jeletrico today

>>150199617
Me on the right

>>150199605
I hate hulk
>>150199606
It’s a good day for one

>>150199641
>I hate hulk
why?

>>150199607
why the fuck did he make coworkers?

>>150199484
well, from these they have the smallest difference in success if that makes you feel any better
ferro vs velez is pretty bad since ferro is stuck on primera nacional, and EDLP vs gimnasia is honestly worse even though gimnasia is still on the first division because gimnasia had less real success than ferro historically and EDLP is the third strongest team in the league altogether

>>150199641
Too cold currently for perro fresco
>>150199653
>Gimnasia had less real success than ferro
Now that I didn't know, who is going to revive Ferro?

>talking to woman
>she has a particularity I like
>but she has a complex about it
Do non-insecure women even exist?

>>150199677
No

the particularity is a penis btw

>San Pablo wants Igor Rabello
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

São Paulo is an extremely lookist club
They hire and rate their players based on looks
Luciano is their best player but they'll never admit it
Calleri is a fraud but celebrated

>>150199677
No. Speaking of insecure women, have you guys ever tried to look lustfully at gordas saludables with cute faces that are clearly below your level in the street? They blush and drop their spaghetti, it's hilarious

Igor Rabello was elected 3rd most handsome player of Basuleirão 2023

>>150199719
>tried to look lustfully
How do you do this?

>>150199748
Gaze at them, piercingly, straight into their eyes, sometimes lingering at their tits

i never hold eye contact witu anyone
i simply stare at the wall behind them

>staring at gordas
I'm not starving

I called a guy a "nonce" when I was trying to call him a "dunce".
Should I rectify my mistake or double down and start pretending he's a pedophile?

>>150199797
It was merely an example
Try it on nerdy looking girls (non-fat version)

>>150199797
I used to have all Garfield comics, 90% of Asterix and a big book with all Mafaldas..........
After moving apartments 4-5 times I don't even know how I still have my limbs glued to my body
I miss my Asterix collection, even dou I downloaded it in PDF ;-;

>>150199811
how did he took it?
Don't rectify, at worst, gaslight him pretending you did say dunce but he heard nonce, then accuse him of slipping freudian style

>>150199216
God fucking damnit

>>150199874
I want to get the Asterix and Tintin collections

>>150199879
he's just confused lol

>>150199947
Maybe you've revealed he's a paedo

Has our local prophet spoken about tonight's results?

>>150199648
Useless player who only knows how to kick the ball from long distance, one of the main reasons of 2014 debacle and everyone ganged up on fred. Give me 5 minutes and he won’t play anymore

the absolute state of Copa du Braziu

>>150200015
Bet everything on red card for hinestroza.

>>150200251
>one of the main reasons of 2014 debacle
David Luiz, Marcelo and Dante

>>150200281
I would say double pivot and hulk.

>>150200255
>chokers choke
>"lol lmao look at copa do Brasil full of shitters"
This says more about the ones that fell out than the ones still standing

>>150200281
>>150200287
Retired Julio Chester playing in fucking Canada and still being on the starters

>>150200301
It's the palmolengo mafia
Terrible posters, rivaled only by the CHI-man himself

The culombian is right insofar as Fred was literally the least culpable player

>bro, fatass hulki was not part of the problem
>literally hulki when brazil was completely dominating chile
https://youtu.be/lEUOhVxXzPw

R8 my almuerzo lads

>>150200428
Why is the manioc out of the plate?

>>150200428
Lacks protein

>>150200436
Mandioca

>>150200428
What’s that white cream of the plate below the meat

>>150200436
>>150200443
I misread you bro, sorry

because is just a side for the meal

>>150200455
Polenta

>>150200455
Polenta maybe

>>150200428
Now this is something I can call sopa paraguaia

>>150200460
Cool. Beef with polenta is great

Caralho o Fluminense contratou um ANÃO.
O cara tem 1,60m

>>150200471
>>150200476
Is it common to combine polenta and yuca? It sounds like a horrible combination.

>>150200485
Parceria dos anões com o Soteldo

Yuca is mandioca in Colombia btw

>>150200494
>>150200484
Polenta with carne and mandioca is a pretty common plate here and is delicious

>>150200494
>It sounds like a horrible combination.
you could say it sounds yucky

>>150200485
He WILL score a header against Bahia and bahianon WILL seethe

Let me guess: you need more?

talking about food, have some sopa paraguaya just baked

>>150200530

>>150200563
I need a coat to hang in that coat hanger, what's the point otherwise?

>>150200579
You can look at it before going to sleep

>>150198879
where is greBBBio (soon to be greBBBBio)?

>>150200563
nice cell

>>150200655
It's a hotel room in São Paulo

>>150200659
renting your service bathroom on airbnb doesn't make it a hotel

>>150200563
>comfy spacious studio apartment for rent in Sao Paulo, great location, near subway station, building with no doorman, parking, running water or windows. Only R$15,000 a month + IPTU and condominio

>>150200428
>white polenta
Looks pretty good.

>Oliveira nasceu em Nova Olímpia, no interior do Paraná, numa senpaiília de dez irmãos.3 hours ago
Saiba quem é Sidney Oliveira, dono da Ultrafarma, preso em ...
O Globo
https://oglobo.globo.com › noticia › 2025/08/12 › saib

eu sempre falo e sempre falei: o caipira é uma desgraça
Augusto Melo, Sidney Oliveira, Joesley Batista...

>>150198879
>1/4 chance of becoming tetrarebaixado
>watching libertadores from his couch
>posting on 4chan

>>150198525
>her

>>150199790
this nigga is in prison

>>150200563
it's good that it comes with a bar you use to hang yourself