Thread 150206430

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BREAKING NEWS:

Cubs suck lmao.

it's up!

>making nu early for attention
cringe

'stros

>>150206451
>Ohtani betts
I'm sure he does

nobody cares paco

>>150206430 (OP)
Angels

retard

KEK

>>150206430 (OP)
>ambushed by a muncy thread
FUCKING KEK

>>150206459
I'm sure one of these days someone will laugh at it!

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Yeah throw the bat pout and shake your head
FUCKING SOURPUSS
STOP BEING A SOURPUSS

>>150206459
KEK

Varland looking like a good trade

let's talk about the Mets

I'm witnessing a murder in milwaukee

>>150206486
ugly

>>150206484
and 5 years of control to top it off. Just needs to stay healthy

>>150206430 (OP)
wall injuries are kino, shows you the risk that guys who make plays have to take

>>150206486
damn i love women bros

>>150206486
How can black women even compete?

>>150206459
Kekini!

>>150206488
all first round exits >>150206486
>>150206457

taking a big shit before the angels

>Padres tie or take the lead in the standings this series
>Padgers series kino this weekend
>Dodgers have to spend 4 games in Coors Field before having to hit at Petco again immediately afterwards
yep, I'm thinking Chadres are running away with the division

Go boston

>>150206499
We love black women around here bud

>>150206505
but enough about the doyers

Welcome to the VarSHOW

>>150206430 (OP)
kek, those are gta4 RAGE physics

what causes doyerpacos to crave attention?

RBI walk

Re-sign this man.

Cubs lost that trade lmao absolutely fleeced.

>>150206486
Wrong video sorry

MY JAYSIES :)

>>150206528
no one cares poodrepaco

>>150206499
easily

France starting to heat up

>>150206532
im that white

He's now unleashed

Cubs are fucking garbage

I guess it checks that France feels right at home in Canada

>>150206532
see
>>150206495

making the call
>strikeoutani
>dookie butts
>freddie :)
>teo is shit

>>150206532
Mmm

>>150206544
Being that white in Australia must suck. Skin cancer rates are crazy for you guys.

Philthies kek

mariners won that game btw

Today...I'm an angel

>>150206551
I don't get it

gonna need a screenshot of that bauer card pull

>>150206564
just never go outside

dodgertradedeadlineacquisitionbros...

>>150206544
Are you also a girl with a big butt?

>>150206528
stupid babies need the most attention

GKR opening baseball cards this is so comfy

>>150206528
midget complex. average hispanic is only 5'6

>>150206581
you just can't make it up anymore man

ITFDB

>>150206591
I'm 182cm tho and probably taller than you

>>150206581
>what two weeks in the doyer pitching lab does does to your arm

Keith with the Bauie card kek

>>150206600
>cm

walktani

So it happened again…

>>150206528
World Champions deserve praise

>>150206567
This is from a reliable source familiar with the matter: the mariners won that ballgame.

>>150206590
>GKR
?

>>150206607
classic youtube thumbnail. keith could get millions doing pack openings and the like.

>>150206598
Thanks! wish you could see text but this has much potential

>debut a rookie pitcher against 3 MVPs
based retarded angels organization. he's definitely in his own head

Mariners are actually gonna win AL West for once.. our dynasty is OVER
it's so over

>>150206620
Yeah the camera man fucked up and never got it in focus

Yeah Mederos sucks.

will ICE be arresting the angels pitcher during the game? the guy literally floated into america from cuba on a door.

How we feeling Metsbros..

>>150206583
I do have a big butt but its mainly due to anterior pelvic tilt

>>150206610
STANTONIAN PISS MISSILES ARE OCTOBER READY

walk off freddie

>>150206624
Anderson got injured, it's not like they wanted to put him here.

>>150206630
this is just not ever a situation you debut a pitcher in bro lmao. this is the equivalent of tossing someone in a pool of lava

>>150206624
it's called a crucible you idiot. you either got that dawg in you or you don't. no reason to baby anyone, they're all adult athletes. you wanna be a major leaguer? go pitch in the major leagues.

fweddie

>>150206575
I don’t get it

>>150206644
>low t humor

>>150206600
>bragging about being under 6'
KEKINI

>>150206633
So did Tony Montana and everyone sucks him off

>>150206638
How big do you think it is? He’a Dominican so it's gotta be impressive… right?

what's with the anaels cameras?

>>150206609
cringe

What is this camerawork? Freeman flies out and they just stuck on Mederos' face the whole time instead of showing the play

>>150206661
He’s Irish

don't reply to astromiguel

>>150206664
teo :)

Teo!

>>150206644
>high T poster

TEO

teo

Teoscar ribby!

>>150206670
>>150206664

>>150206650
see
>>150206646

Do or Die game for the dodgers. The dads are breathing on their necks

>no shrieking lady
we're losing today...

>muncy dp
grim

I hate doyerfags so much

damn nice play

>>150206486
as a mets fan i like them more like this

do not reply to chikaner (aka doyerpedo)

>>150206682
Ok, that makes sense then. I thought he was special.

>>150206655
>seething because not everyone likes your coomer webm

Dodgers need to be broken up.
For the good of the game, Manfred

SIGH!!!

>Call stands
Thanks umpies

babby's first jam. he's good to go.

>>150206687
we own you

Nice one Nolan

shadowell!

>>150206644
I want to fuck that boiled egg

>>150206689
literally no ass

alright the brewers are cheating

Blue Jays are on their best run since Bautista was alive.

>>150206706
source?

>150206689
Throw yourself under a bus.

is the techincal difficulty the cameraman having a seizure every second?

>>150206706
That storyline isn't to be revealed until the time is right.

Tim Hill got that dawg in ‘em

>>150206713
Let’s take it easy on bugspie

>>150206711
it was revealed to me in a dream

>>150206689
You’re scared of real women. We get it you low test mick

>>150206718
Yeah...after they win the World Series...

>>150206687
based

>>150206718
I await your video with grace, Jomboy

IM NEVER WATCHING BASEBALL AGAIN *spits*
gg jays cya tmrw

>>150206723
Why

zach neto simultaneously looks old and young as fuck

>>150206729
slampigs arent real women.

>>150206701
according to her onlyfans, it's $500 for an hour, $700 MSOG and only $400 if you're confirmed black

sigh, gg jays... i just want to end it...

I hope you will all be tuning in to watch the thriller of The Tampa Bay Rays of Tampa (formerly of St. Petersburg) at the Las Vegas (formerly Oakland) Athletics of Sacramento.

>>150206746
most punchable face in baseball!

Gay Barves

gg cubbies

Yes. We are going to win. Alright.

Metsies :)

KWAB cubes

GG Cubes

BLEH
what’s teh point…
gg jasy

METS WIN

jays w :)

>>150206748
This >>150206486 is a slampig according to you

I dislike steve as a broadcaster.

>>150206755
sometimes the athletics have a womeme commentating on their games so i cant watch them.

>>150206729
Nah i don't like asian women but he's right, she's fat

>23-11 against the NL
Jays should ask the Nationals if they want to swap divisions

>>150206773
the other half of the time, it's an australian

>jints fielding fucks up and lets manny on
>bogey double
>BALK to score Manny
lol what a start

hey guys, can we please keep the discussion dodgers related - thanks

>>150206768
been a while

Pete Alonso is a big time sluggah

do not reply to chikanerpedo, irregardless what vpn he's using

>150206789
>irregardless
trying too hard for yous

what are your honest thoughts on this?

>>150206789
>irregardless

>>150206781
crikey!

trader joe's calzone time

doyers kwab

>>150206798
that the Jays-Brew WS will draw fewer viewers than the 2020 and 2023 world series combined

uh cubbie bros I thought we won the division in May

>>150206798
first round exit

kek doyers

>>150206798
Let's go for 100

Attaboy Ward

let's go boston let's go!

Let’s go ahead and give that Zeile of approval to Pete

don't let the dodgers losing to a cross city rival distract from the fact that pooston is currently getting BTFO

>>150206798
cringe

KINO SOVL

New Yorkies getting right with double blow outs.

>>150206803
>trader Joe's calzone
I'm sure it tastes fine but this looks dreadful. I like Rosatis calzones. Sausage and onion for me.

>doggie doos
KEK!

MONCADA!
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD

>>150206773
the problem isn't that she is a woman, it's that she sounds like an enthusiastic 12 year old, don't think she ever did minor league work, just got promoted from sideline reporter

the doyers fucking suck

>>150206815
but Boston is winning...

its okay cubbies, you can still laugh at the cardinals getting shut out by the rockies.

Tucker 0-3
Seiya 0-5
pca 0-4


4 hits, all singles. 10 LOB

wow

>>150206798
Glad to have you join us Blue Jay friends

kek doyerpacos

>>150206819
Broke ass team

anyone else notice that the dodgers mostly lose when ohtani homers and win when he doesn't?

LET'S FUCKING GO!

whatever

BREGMAN!

Why do my dodgers suck

Adell adds on!

>>150206855
I SEE THE HIDDEN MICKEY!

>>150206850
it's simply not working in los angeles
shoulda signed with the jays but oh well

Hey doyerpacos thanks for keeping the nl west seat warm for us!

>>150206819
kino

>>150206863
who is seth?

I for one am eagerly awaiting that Rays and A's match up tonight. Big stakes and implications on the line.

>>150206866
unfortunately your trophy case is still cold

>>150206855
these rings have gotten tacky as hell

how does that Chadre ass taste, doyerpacos?

>>150206798
Canadian. Doesn’t count.

>>150206862
based
I still point out hidden mickeys to my misso irl, what a genius marketing idea from Disney

>>150206863
Old AL East vibes let's fucking go

>>150206863
regular season champs! hang the banners!

>>150206851
today's the day!

He's one of those former players that’s on tv because he’s overly enthusiastic. But when he’s giving actual “analysis” he constantly contradicts himself and will be unemployed in 2-3 years.

kek Pham dropped it

>Blow Gays and Sewers not losing 70 games instead is like winning a world series for both insufferable fanbases
FIRST. ROUND. EXITS. and CHEATERS.

Well that’s game. Dubin is a mediocre pitcher and is just coming off the IL. Why we would pitch him when Okert was doing fine is beyond me. Sick managerial job Sleepy Joe. Fuck you.

>>150206879
kek

>>150206897
They won the only game that mattered

when was the last time Canada was relevant on sports?

>>150206892
Can't exit in the first round when you're on a bye through them

doyers sausage girl poster requesting permission from Padrechads to switch allegiances

i'm done with these losers!

DAAAAAA YANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIN

sweep tomorrow is necessary

Mederos is going to cut through this lineup like he cuts hair

27 rings, soon to be 28

so fucking tired of looking at confortos face. give him his $17M to fuck off and never be seen again. faggot should never wear dodger blue again

>>150206903
4 nations

>>150206844
Why did they fail in 1985?

>>150206907
Sausage girl.....don't desert us...

CALEB DURBIN YARD SHOT

>>150206903
They won a NBA title few years back and are the best international hockey nation. Soccer is improving.

>>150206907
Based sausage girl.

>>150206903
b2b oilers stanley cup loses

>>150206907
She can't keep getting away with this

Metsbros, are we back?

Ah, so Conforto struck out.

>>150206915
>poodrepedos living vicariously through other teams all season
lol you can't make this shit up

>>150206908
beating a dumpster fire twins team doesn't count

>>150206939
ironic :^)

>>150206908
It's the Twins

Will /mlb/ be watching?

>>150206950
'Nuff said!

>>150206907
not saying yes, but not saying no either . we'll think about it.

>angels sweep into padres sweep
when will things get better for the doyers?

So was it murph behind it all along?

>>150206955
next week when they play 4 games in culorado

conforto getting paid 17 mil a year to hit <0.200 and have negative WAR
gotta respect the fleece to be honest

Conforto is the ONLY qualified hitter in the MLB with a <.200 avg. This faggot should be embarrassed he's at .188. He's had plenty enough chances to get right, he needs to be DFA'd now.

>>150206921
how about in serious competitions?

RUSHING

>>150206893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs

YOOOOOOO

rushie :)

>>150206923
Blew a 3-1 lead to the Royals in the 1985 ALCS

MR. RAGER

rushing does something finally

DALTON RUSHING TIES IT

>>150206941
>>150206947
They’re on fire.

>>150206950
Manoah, Bieber, Bassitt. Seems good, just need some middle relief.

CRUSHING

Dalton Rushings first real home run against a non-position player. :) He is a debut rookie tho, but still nice

POODREPACOS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

Come on Mederos stop throwing it down the middle

>>150206971
Not surprised. Toronto is used to that sort of thing.

>>150206961
Montas is getting paid the same amount of money to have a 6+ ERA

>>150206907
sausage girl poster here....ummm let's put this request on hold for the time being

>>150206960
colonrado*

doublewalktani

walktani x2

>>150206995
>>150206996
cringe

>>150206907
There's something on here called "Padger's". Why don't you give that a try?

>someone shouting "Free Ippei"
KEK

When is Shohei getting deported?

>>150207008
that's just like me

>>150206987
1985 was the year the LCS went from a best of 5 to a Best of 7. They really choked under the new format

>>150207008
wtf why did he rip the dog's leg?

>>150206936
these games are usually followed by offensive ineptitude, check back after tomorrow's game

>>150207019
bookies came looking for a gambling debt and he threw him under the bus

>Pie Rats
Jesus Christ

>>150207014
>deporting a property mogul

>>150207008
literally me

>>150207028
Packers 14
Steelers 0

>>150207034
gay psyop

>>150207026
what a disgusting act!

>>150207014
when he pops for roids
no way a jap hits dingers naturally like that

>>150207008
cute!

>>150207048
ironic doyerpedo

>sheehan
Everytime I see this guys name I think of the retard kid from Jimmy Neutron

>>150207034
He is the golden boy. With the perfect life.

>Brewers up so much they put their second string catcher at pitcher
>0.00 ERA
LOL PIRATES

nice clean inning Sheehan

>>150207057
I knew someone with that last name. She was indian though

>>150207057
think he just had undiagnosed ADHD tbqh

Remember when game threads were made and /mlb/ wasn't just a SoCal chatroom? I remember.

>iglesias home run
Padres magic is getting stronger

>>150207102
no one is stopping you from making threads

>>150207102
pepperidge farm remembers

>>150207102
yeah, it's called earlier this morning faggot

>>150207102
it's a mariners chatroom bub

>>150207102
makes game threads then fag

Many people are saying Ohtani is a deadbeat dad.

Give it to me straight guys: is it really gay to wear another man’s jersey?

>>150207136
if you're wearing a non-dodgers jersey then yes.

>>150207136
Like literally his jersey? Like he just took it off and you put it on? That's very gay.

>>150207136
no, but why would you wear another man's clothes

>>150207134
are you officially a wage slave now are still trying to make moves?

Just give the Dodgers their back to back ring and end this season already. We already know where this is going.

>>150207143
Men think it's sexy when girls wear their clothes, like if it's a hoodie or something and it's too big on her.
I imagine that gay men probably feel the same but idk

>>150207142
>>150207143
I mean you’re a fan of a team, you buy a shirt or jersey with the number and name of the player on the back

i think ohtani's new scandal is a good thing because it makes things clearer at least

>>150207134
When his wife gave birth they called up some reclamation project expecting Ohtani to take some time off but he only took a single day off and went 0-5 when he returned. He should have taken time to be with his kid.

>>150207150
let's just say I'm gonna be a lot more gay this time tomorrow

>>150207160
Why would that be gay. Many people buy jerseys

>>150207172
is that even possible?

>>150207160
No, that's fine.

>>150207134
>>150207167
he checked out when he realized it was a girl, can't raise the next generation ace

>>150207167
His wife doesn't want him to be around the kid too much

WARDYBOY GIVES THE HALOS THE LEAD
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KEK DOYERPACOS

WE COMIN'

Based wardo

>>150206798
smokes let's go

>>150207136
Wearing jerseys is for children. As an adult you are allowed to wear shirts in the team's colors (collared or at least polo) and clothing with the team's insignia/color scheme. Your team store has everything you need to not look like a manchild at the ball game.

>>150207201
before the trade deadline people talked about trading him, why???

>>150207204
what's it like having to say the same thing year after year?

kek doyerpacos

>>150207217
Adults should only wear their team's cap
should be worn with a 3 piece suit and well maintained chelsea boots

>so quiet at oracle park, all you can hear is ray's grunts when he pitches
kino

>>150206798
as a cubs fan *gunshot* *thud*

>10-0
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>150207211
I live here and my girlfriend looks like this

Drop Jack Flaherty into a volcano from a helicopter

>>150207228
Because the Angels probably would have gotten something good for him.
He's a good bat, he's 2nd in the AL in RBIs behind only Cal Raleigh.

>>150207236
nervous doyerpaco fingers typed this

Brewers-Red Sox World Series. You heard it here first folks

>>150206965
it's objectively the highest skill level matchup in all pro NA sports outside maybe USA vs Japan WBC

>baseball broadcast cuts away to the commentator
>hes eating a hotdog
sovl

doyerpacos seething kek

I'm parked outside the game
This is why our stands always look empty
Overweight doyerblacks barely hobbling to the game mid 4th inning buy up all dem seats with them programs
Sorry I'm drunk

Get it done Jints

>>150207266
It's gonna be Dodgers - Mariners

>>150207252
They were thinking of selling, but they won a few games before the deadline and Arte got deluded again.

>>150207272
I thought he sounded like ur mum for a minute

>>150207217
i just find it emasculating to wear a jersey with another man's name on it.

>>150207278
dodgers ain't even making the postseason at the rate they've been going since the ASB

>>150207276
anyone ever fucked a really really fat chick?
whats it like?

>>150207276
contemplate the aroma

>>150207278
Nobody wants to see two Barry Bondses spamming home runs all day. Yeah I'm talking about Roidtani and Roidleigh

classic conforto

>>150207279
Yeah i know, i am an Angel fan. Some insiders said they got plenty of offers for Ward and Jansen and Perry wanted to sell but Arte wouldn't let him.
It's why I don't really blame Perry for this team's misfortunes, he's really handcuffed by his boss being a fucking retard.

>>150206634
We haven't had a good day in quite a while. We deserve one happy night.

>>150207297
Everyone would love to see that

>>150207297
speak for yourself

>>150207305
I don't want that. I think it's hilarious that the Mariners are the only team to have never played in the World Series.

>>150207297
nobody and i mean nobody goes to the ballpark to see a faggy pitching duel and hang some giant K's from the outfield walls due to the soul crushing boredom. they want to see some dingers.

Of course he GiDP
POS Cumfartshit always does the last thing you want him to do.
Unbelievable stuff

>>150207314
Don't games where Tarik Skubal pitches always have better attendance compared to the games where he doesn't? People still love elite pitching.

>>150207322
No, the attendance stays the same

>>150207301
Arte only has gotten worse over time; he can't stop getting in the way. I say this because Rod Carew loved the Angels and is sad that Trout will never get a ring.

>>150207313
2001 was the closest for them to win the pennant but threw it to the Yankees because of what? NINE ELEVEN. Thank god for the Diamondbacks tho.

cope on em!

New tigerbros…

doyerpacos real quiet

>>150207339
wat

poodrepedos awfully loud for 2nd place

>ahem here's why chocking a 9 game division lead is actually a good thing...
Holy fucking cope by the Dodger broadcast.

DEUS VULT! THE POPE VILLS IT!

kek doyers

>>150207347
they lost the lead for entertainment purposes

>>150207314
I literally care more about good starters going deep with lots of Ks and clutch closers shutting out teams than I do some DH ape swinging a club as hard as he can eight times in a row and on the ninth he manages to make contact and its front page news on ESPN and the Walkoff home run wins the series and the crowd of Neanderthals splits the park in half hooting and hollering

TEODOSIO
STAY HOT MY MAN

>>150207346
KEK DOYERPACO

Based teddy

>it's now 12-0
what cheating does to a mf. poor assblows.

what happened to those beaners that were bragging about their all star line up welcoming a young rookie pitcher to the big leagues? awfully quiet now.

>>150207339
Most Doyerbros are real kino enjoyers so they're probably busy watching Alien Earth

kek doyerpacos suck ballsacks

Absolute dogshit ump behind the plate in the Dbacks and Rangers game my goodness.

>>150207330
Yeah that Rod Carew shit is really sad. He's outright said he refuses to visit the stadium until Arte is no longer the owner.
Arte just shits all over this team's history.

>>150207362
>pajeet

>be panamapaco
>seethe
Just another day on /mlb:

>>150207353
we can have both, a low scoring game where the starting pitchers go 7 innings and end result is like 3-2 with a few solo shots from the sluggers.

poodrepaco vtubor not posting tonight?

>>150207355
poodrepedos celebrating being in 2nd lol

>>150207367
Imagine that on the 2023 world series

KETEL MARTE BLAST

what the hell was that jake?

Conforto need to be cut as soon as he gets into the dugout. Heyward got cut last for way, way less than this atrocity

doyerpacos seething hard kek

>astros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9UgC6fSII

>>150207375
you summoned her

Imagine getting shut out by the pebbles

doyerpacos just keep seething kek

Please let this be the last game Conforto plays in a Dodger uniform.

what the hell was that jake?

Chadres own your sorry paco asses KEK

what the hell was that jake?

your FIRST PLACE seattle mariners btw :)

RED SOX GOING FOR THE HUMILIATION RITUAL

west coast more like WORST coast lol

poodrepedos literally CANNOT stop thinking about the dodgers lmao

Oh thank god Mederos is out of the game. He settled down a bit but he really needs to work on his command

>spammy mad padres are winning
when will he learn?

what the hell was that jake??

>>150207416
kino
just good ol' fashioned baseball being rewarded

So the dodgers are just giving up this season?

>>150207428
It’s Chikaner trying to get him banned

>patriots 14
>texans 0

>John Schneider says that Ernie Clement actually missed a bunt sign when he hit his three-run homer tonight.
>“You’re living right when you’re doing that … I’m glad he missed the sign.”
Based Ernie

what the hell was that jake???

omg we won a rain game

Why doesn't Mexico have a team?

what the hell was that jake?

>>150207448
because they're mexican

>>150207448
they have their own league

what the hell was that jake?

>>150207448
Diablos Rojos???

what is this autism?

>>150207448
that looks insanely beautiful, they built that?

Oh yeah, Nasty Nestor is back

mookie slap!

>>150207448
The Mexico City Dragons o algo

what the hell was that jake??

>>150207448
Monterrey was considered as a relocation destination for the Expos once it was clear that they wouldn't survive in Montréal. They ended up playing a few games in Puerto Rico instead.

>>150207447
based winky

I think Conforto has become a silent clubhouse cancer. You have guys in this org who are trying to make a name for themselves at league minimum, and this dipshit gets constant playtime at 22x your salary while being a bottom 5 player in the entire league.

fweddie :3

>teoscar at the plate
time for >rispgers

teo

They show some life

Angels, get this guy out of here! You can't risk it!

>>150207472
The old white spanish stock built that, not the modern paco.

TEO

ASStros what the fuck bros?

>>150207431
Carried by Josh

>>150207472
Yep. It's really beautiful. Watching an orchestra concert there is on another whole level.

Hope this Astros game has shutted that annoying screaming bitch's mouth from yesterday.

>>150207460
Canada should have their own league too, why do they get to share MLB with us? Trump's gotta fix that

that funky muncy

"I'm not worried about our pitching," Friedman said. "Once we get to a good spot, I think it's going to be a real strength for us. It doesn't help us in losing a game last night or something that played out a week or two ago. Those are frustrating. But as we're making a bet going forward, we think it'll be a real strength for us." -Friedman

Please bro shut the fuck up

>pages
No

Moran is blowing it.

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

Bases are loaded

Zeferjahn is coming into this game and i do not trust him at all

fucking moran...

t mac needs to take her pussy out on camera maybe then the cubs will win

>>150207519
More like Moron lel

Looks like Astros checked out after the 6th inning. Guess we'll have to win the series tomorrow
>>150207416
hang the banner

>>150207501
No they didn't. It was commissioned by Mexican president Porfirio Diaz in 1904.

>Moran
what an accurate name for a pitcher

>>150207516
>Friedman
He's up his own ass. I don't know what stat they're looking up, but you cannot keep playing Conforto. I know he has an xBA of .245, but at some point you have to realize that the stat might be flawed if he's stayed at a constant <.200 avg for all but one month.

everyone laughing at my astros is cringe

dont fucking do this pages...

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>150207561
it's obvious

COME ON HALOS

when was the last time pages had a dinger

game tying walk wew

>>150207561
oh thank god

Andy P

>>150207520
WALK

>>150207487
Just listen how Dodgers broadcast goes dead silent after every one of his blunders. They're done with him

KEK ANAELS

>Manfred told the angels to lose so the West would be tied when the Padger series comes
what a joke

>celebrating a ruined shutout is like cheating the world series foe asstros fans
pathetic

TIED
>cumfarto
Shit

yep that's my angels

AND HERE COMES CONFORTO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONFORTO. PINCH HIT? NOPE. JUST LET HIM WASTE THE LOADED BASES WITH RISP CANCER.

Zeferjahn is actual literal shit, i knew that was going to happen.
Conforto probably gets a bloop single right here too

lets gooooo

you're not a cute anime girl
you are a disgusting brown chicano

>bases loaded
>conforto

>>150207585
SURELY he will get a hit this time. right?

cam on Confortie

dubs and angels aint it

time for the Conforto to earn himself some more playing time (again)

STOP SWINGING

/nu/

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