Thread 150208609

cool thread OP

>>150208609 (OP)
What's his name again?

>>150209414
Mr. BASEBALL

>>150208609 (OP)
‘stros

Let's all relax and watch some TWIB!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13nzQIKxfA

It's time for my Doyers to give him the call. Ryan Ward deserves a chance. Lets make it to the postseason with a team made of 1/2 Rookies and 1/2 veterans.

>>150208609 (OP)
>>150209403
>>150209487

>>150209493
hey look, his chin is the dodger's division lead!

>>150209507
That's what he gets for Rushing into battle

Alright gents. We need to think of a name for a Louisiana MLB team

Why the fuck is cumfarto still an everyday starter for the dodgers, it's impossible to take them seriously with him in the lineup

>>150209514
Pelicans.

>>150209512
Heh

>>150208609 (OP)
Metsies!

this is the thread

>>150209523
friedman and co are slaves to the analytics and cannot possibly comprehend them leading them astray

>>150209523
so it happened again

Anyone got the LAA call of Ohtani's homer?

>>150209538
he doesn't phone me anymore

>>150208609 (OP)
Hey guys! This is the real nu >>150209406 come check it out!

>>150209544
nah, I'm tired and don't have the energy for a nu war

Chadres tied with big brother! Pagangels and Padraygers remains a fortified undeniable alliance.

>>150209414
WASN'T ME

jays won today :)

>>150209550
>>150209552
>>150209553
Come on over and check it out! >>150209406

>>150209558
many are saying this

>>150209552
Who the fuck at the padraygers? Padres rays rangers?

>>150209414
Inno Sentu

Let's go back to 1979 with Mel Allen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OpaAcwMaEk

>>150208609 (OP)
Thread theme

https://youtu.be/hWTLOvWHkic?si=gYCf5EXTSAUNzUn1

>>150209561
>>150209566
Lots of good discussion here! >>150209406

>>150209585
>The NL Champion Dodgers staggered, dropping 31 out of 41; a plunge to the worst record in the NL
grim

>>150209594
lies

>>150209609
>All Star Game in Seattle Kingdome

I'm pissed that my doggie doos didn't have Muncy throw down a bunt to get Dean over to third then have Pages squeeze him home. I get that Muncy is hot right now and a base hit is preferable, but in a tied ballgame in extra innings, with rojas, smith, and ohtani due up next inning (assuming Call is the 3rd out) this seems like the obvious play, and other teams playing that kind of scrappy ball have been running circles around the dodgers this year. why are the dodgers allergic to bunting?

>>150209613
good pic
not trying to be hilarious, no leaning on some in-fashion meme, just a guy making a call on a banana
put a smile on my dial

>>150209594
seems kinda gay over there desu

Yankletics won that game.

>>150209622
Gives your ass a good *slap*

>>150209625
They have the legs of 1960s male soccer players, w favorite of mine

It's time for Padiners to band together!

team name portmanteaus are retarded and lame and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

padgers

>>150209638
I'm hosting the orgy for my neighborhood but we booked, no more room

>>150209643
Seattle Seahawks

>>150209643
Cuz no one wants to be frens with your stinky team kek

>>150209646
is their room for us?

>>150209620
the dodgers want big moments not actual smart moments. they're a brand first. they'd rather lose the game going for the big game winning dinger than win on actual strategy

My jersey

Will the doyers ever win another game of baseball?

>>150208609 (OP)
Angels

>>150209682
M’etsies

>>150209686
they'll beat the Rockies next week, but it will ruin their offense which will lead to them getting stunted on by the chadres in the following series

anglels

>>150209707
cheezerts…

ohtani pitches tomorrow to stop the sweep right?

>>150209729
yes. but sausage girl may have a say in that.

>>150209674
midwit take. pretty sure making it to October, going deep into the post season, and ultimately winning another ring would be better for the brand.

>>150209620
>>150209674
the road team never bunts in extra innings

>>150209729
it's tradition for pitchers to melt down pitching against their old team for the first time

>>150209729
Los Angeles Dodgers or Western Bulldogs, who are the bigger doggie doos?

>>150209761
dont get me started on the doggie doos at home - fucking cannot stand gus gould
in all seriousness, doggies dont make the GF

>>150209761
nvm youre talking gayfl

>Jake Cronenworth has gotten enough WAR to rank in the top Padres of all time as of this season
I don't know if that's a point in how solid Jake is, or how kind of rough the Padres' history is. But I feel like that's at least enough to say his contract was absolutely justified lol

>>150209794
well the nrl bulldogs aren’t doos like the other two

bWAR is fake

>>150209811
nah they've got it in their blood, just doing a good job of hiding it this season

Big fan of the FIRST PLACE Seattle Mariners

>>150209813
fWar is better if you don't care about the actual results of what happened and are more interested in the process

>>150209638
mariners are a team full of homeless journeymen plumbers how do they nearly have same record as stacked teams

that's it, I'm going to /tv/ to founderpost

>>150209843
every sns including 4chan is pretty much equal at this point

>>150209808
the fact that machado and tatis are already top 5 is pretty crazy. Padres were really futile for a while

This was the angels' world series btw

>>150209703
More like M______ets

So who is not returning next year? I got conforto, teo, kike, and Freeland

>>150209874
It's kind of a combination of generally not being great, but also the fact that any good player on the team would leave after their original set years of service time were up. They didn't really have many huge star players that they managed to lock down in their history, which is why people were shocked Tony never wanted to play for another team and why it was a big deal the Padres even made those big contracts with Manny, Tatis, Xander, Cronenworth and now Merrill this year. Manny is already almost in the franchise top 5 of games played on the team, already is top 4 in plate appearances, and top 3 in runs scored and he's still got 8 years left in his contract. Another crazy thing to hear is that despite only being on the team for 5 years and missing huge chunks of those years due to injury, Yu Darvish is already in the franchise top 10 in strikeouts(no chance he'll become the leader, but still a crazy stat)

>>150209922
Preller is amazing, he gives out his prized farm to the most shittiest organization like Royals, Nationals or Athletic, people will claim omg fleece but you really think they're going to win a world series with how they build? They claim rebuild but I don't see any playoffs or 500 contender from said franchises. Gore gonna be free agent, Nats had him for three years and they haven't done shit with him hahahaha

>>150209967
A's are legit going forward.

>>150209874
The Red Sox have been around for over 100 years and have had a bunch of iconic players in its history and if Mookie Betts had spent his whole career with the team, he'd be in the top 4 in career WAR right now

*sleeps firstplacedly*

>>150209974
They do have the youngins, gonna miss Leo BUT we got Masón Miller AND we got Jorge Quintana from broor for absolutely nothing as a thrown in for Nestor cortez.

>>150209989
I thought they'd be better this year based on April

>WHEN THE WORLD SERIES PARADE, POODRES?
>Meanwhile doyers orclinos does this goofy shit

>https://x.com/BuiltForLA/status/1955065270336458993?t=wTIRdW_z9z0447IWmBDLdA&s=19

>>150210007
Idk who this is but he's a pathetic bandwagoner so who cares

>>150210007
cookie :)

>>150210007
seems like influence of soccer culture

>conforto 0/3 4LOB
for fucks sake DFA this loser

>>150210092
Sorry but Roberts liked the way he walked to the dugout after killing yet another rally, so he's batting 5th tomorrow :)

>>150210092
DFMA

The Padres need to fuck off, the last thing I want to do is be a wildcard team and have to play the Cubs in the wild card round.

They’re a sleeping giant that has lulled everyone into a false sense of security

>>150209638
The World Series is going to be Astros - Dodgers and /mlb/ will seethe.

I predict cubAL

>>150210092
and replace him with... who, exactly?

>>150210268
LaMonte Wade Jr is a free agent

>>150210175
What happened to the high and mighty Cubgers lmao gibs division NAO

>>150210268
whoever the current best Japanese outfielder in NPB is

triple playtani

>>150210373
kek, it's kino!

>>150210268
Javi the Dodgers batboy could do a better job than Cumfarto

>>150210373
What a cursed play. Angels are meant to sweep and own the Dodgers for the next decade.

baseball stat sites should let you get filter out 2020. it's kind of annoying checking certain records, especially for pitchers, only to see the "best" was some rando in 2020 who ended up being a bust when they actually had to play a whole season and only had good stats because their "full season" was like 40 innings as a starter

It's Underdog Week at /mlb/! Padres, Mariners, the gritty underdog Yankees will soon rejoice, taking over the division with you.

>>150210586
>fundie family

>>150210885
whos the semen demon on the right

I hate it when they put a recent expansion team on the grid. There are fewer choices.

>>150210984
angel reese

>>150210984
That’s gotta be a man

It feels like Stanton is having a career high season.

So Giancarlo Stanton is slashing .300/.376/.586/.962/

Batting Average: (.300): Career-best if sustained. Previous high was .290 in 2012.

On-Base Percentage: (.376): Tied with 2017 for second-best.

Slugging: (.586): Third-best behind 2017 (.631) and 2015 (.606).

OPS: (.962): Third-best behind 2017 and 2015.

Stanton’s 2025 resurgence is historic. He’s a smarter hitter now, moving from boom-or-bust with a high strikeout rate to barreling line drives for extra bases and RBIs.

>>150211166
the yankees arent making the postseason so it doesnt matter

>>150211166
he's returning to faggot mike

>>150211166
Manfred should let him take as much HGH as possible. Baseball is better when Stanton is playing.

>>150211189
Holy cope lmao

>>150210984
That's my mother!

>>150211202
the jays have already won the division and youre not even in a wildcard spot right now let alone in september

Schizotypal cares about standings in August lol.

>>150211237
>its o-only august bro
your shitkees have just 42 games left to make up a 6 game (and counting) deficit. not happening. which means your only hope is a wildtard spot. enjoy living in fear the rest of the season

What's he thinking, /sp/?

Similar to a janny, the schizotypal does it for free.

>>150211292
schizotypal owns ya

My schizies :)

Schizotypal is having delusions of grandeur again. It happens when you do it for free for too long.

>>150211329
Please have mercy

Kek doggie doos

>>150211329
Let’s go ahead and give the schizotypals a chance!

>>150211329
As a schizotypal I'm so sorry

>>150211329
We didn’t know!

>>150211350
>>150211362
>>150211375
>>150211393
Nah this some bullshit. You talk shit and then every time you get called out on it you apologize as if you can shrink away without consequence. You're a faggot and no amount of fake apologies will save you.

i made a nu i guess to recycle
>>150211429

>>150211404
My bad.

>>150211435
you are better than this anon

>>150211404
I have nothing but remorse sir!!!

>>150211404
Sorry sir

>>150211404
No... PLEASE NO!!!!

You faggots think this is foolproof? You're just making yourself look like submissive cucks lmao
IAYC :^)

>>150211458
I concede I GIVE UP!!

I need to chug cock asap

>>150211404
That one's on me!

Nu /mlb/s should only be matchups/scores/standings for a week since all some of you have is racing to post about your team

>>150211564
With this as the op image preferably

>>150211564
Cubyals

>>150211404
That one’s honestly on me, and I’m sorry.

J-Ram owns another Cleveland record: most multi-HR games. The others spent less time with the team. in fact, Josey is now third in games played for Cleveland, trailing two guys who played a hundred years ago.

Says the faggot that is posting in the 1000th dodger themed thread you fucking retard

>>150211458
Please… no more…

>>150211587
Sorry sir

>>150211587
Yeah we have an obnoxious doyers problem here what else is fucking nu

>>150211573
ai slop

baybaw?

kek doyerpacos

We need Mike Ock

>>150211458
>>150211404
Ngh...dominate me...

She alone controls the Kekini

>>150211586
The NL needs his talent. As a matter of fact, deport all Dominicans to the Giants.

gm

Erm

He said he was sorry asshole

>>150211749
GM yankspie!!

>>150211749
Gm king.

>>150211691
He looks like he's gonna stay here. Everyone else left to chase a Ring. Josey same to getting one in 2016. People have memory-holed the 2016 WS but that Game 7 was a classic.

Fucking Trevor Bauer showed the world what a cancer he was in that series.

/mlb/ looking extra cute today

>>150211867
>a house negro named strawberry had the mets home runs record
how is it even possible for a franchise to be so historically bad at hitting homers?

>>150211880
Thank you baby you too

the difference between the Dodgers and Yanks in three easy videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcqfx4LKKkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5T79BJGFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTg4QPQ3Z5U

I'm embarrassed for NYC.

>>150211886
Maybe because it’s an expansion franchise?

>>150211902
Oh! more classic schizotypal seethe

Can I get a qrd on erm?

Only oldcums remember

Cum-em's tho

>>150211880
th-thanks

Astros bros I don't feel so good.

>>150211985
Springer dinger status you cucknadian?

>>150211985
>marinsaars have redeemed the division
well slap my ass and call me Pamulaparthi Venkata Narasimha Rao

rawlings mindFUCKED jorge spring

was trading for Andrew Vaughn the best trade this year?

Ya stutterin prick ya

Scuba kek

Woke up and my doggies are legitimately terrible. Why live

>>150212024
Andrew Vaughn has quickly become one of my favorite players. What an aryan.

why does major league baseball need 3 threads below bump limit?

>>150211902
california is so good that you retards are shitting up the PNW and leaving it behind

>>150212170
We’re kind of retarded

>>150212170
pls be patient

>>150212170
M'spie off on his buushit again

>>150212002
I can't remember all that but I'll slap your ass

>Pohlads not selling the Twins
FUCK
YOU

>>150212189
I got a couple of twins for ya

>>150212197
they better not be your testicles again >:(

>>150212189
Damn, you know for certain if the twins were in LA and the Pohlads were doing this Manfraud would have kicked them out

>>150212210
Aww dangit he's onto us fellers!! Back in the pumas

>>150211886
it's because the Mets have been incompetent for decades and cut guys loose way too early. Or in the case of David Wright, he easily could have been a 400HR hitter but got hurt young and for some reason the (((Wilpons))) built a stadium in 2009 designed to rob him of HRs.

>>150210984
nigga u gay

He needs it...

>2027 MLB season delayed by lockout
>Bananaball signs broadcast TV deal
>Everyone tunes in because nothing else on
>Pulls higher ratings than MLB had in a decade
>Zoomers think this is what baseball always was
>MLB returns in June to empty stadiums and single-digit Nielsen ratings
any reason why this won't happen?

>>150211586
why do some of those guys have a racist caricature on their hats?

Tw!nks getting swept today

Alex Jones was right the are putting gay chemicals in the water. Hence banaballs success.

>>150212356
i miss her

>>150212172
been that way for awhile. Even in the '70s people in Oregon were harassing drivers on I-5 with CA plates, telling them to keep moving.

>>150212312
>guardians in the wildcard
>palpatine_good_good_yankeelogo.jpg

>>150212189
the difference between the Twins and other cheap owners is that the other owners are trying to win on a budget. The Twins owners don't care if they win at all.

>>150211886
the franchise is historically bad at keeping good players. there's a big difference.

>>150212366
she should get naked on camera i feel

>>150212267
Because you touch yourself at night
-Family Guys

McLean finna gonna start on Saturday for your New York Metropolitans

>>150212397
ffs they were ready to cut Pete loose this offseason

>>150212487
If we didn't get Goldy, we would've won the Soto FA by signing Alonso.

Eke doyers!

>>150212633
ooohh eke!!

gm FIRST PLACE mariners nation

>>150212648
Eke 'em, son!

>>150210586
this is from Neo Tokyo in case anyone was wondering

I'm honestly surprised it took this long, but Dodger fans are finally giving Conforto the Volpe treatment.

The only difference is that Volpe had a defensive slump where he racked up errors for two months, and that Conforto has been in a "sump" (trash) since April. You cant even blame the fans for shitting on you at this point, the charity lasted for way longer than it had any right to.

>>150212812
I think the Dodgers should give Conforto another chance. You never know when things will start clicking.

>people unironically think Ohtani is some sort of evil mastermind
nah bro, he's just naive and people take advantage of him because he has hundreds of millions. he should have mamiko manage his finances or go back to his parents doing it. fucked by ippei and now this agent.

Predict the Tungsten stat of the day, /mlb/.

>>150212866
fool me once

>>150212874
that only applies when getting fucked by the same person or under similar circumstances.

>>150212904
Pretty sure Shohei Ohtani is the same person as Shohei Ohtani.

>>150212866
>mastermind
A mastermind wouldn't be caught twice with his pants around his ankles

>>150212866
>he's just naive
that's what he wants you to think

>>150212953
>that's what he wants you to think

Ohtani should be allowed to launch a fastball at each of your heads when he's vindicated for the second time.

>>150213032
you mean when the next fall guy takes the blame?

>>150213032
>NOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN WHOLESOME ANIME MAN

Why hasn’t this ‘scammer’ been arrested?
FTX, gambling, and now this scam—three strikes.
U.S. law enforcement is rotten.

Ohtani: “Hey, buy this vacation home, Japs! You like Hawaii, right? Only $16 million! I’ll be living there too, so you might even run into ‘me’!”
Japanese person: “Are you really building anything out here in the middle of nowhere?”
Ohtani: “Do you know who I am?”

Time passes and construction still doesn’t start, and people begin calling it a scam.

Ohtani: “I don’t know anything—my agent did it on his own!”"

Shohei needs to work with a reputable developer.

Ohtani innocent!!! He's just naive for the third time in a row!

>>150213112
based meiji

>shohei-kun
>shohei-kuuuuuun
>you mustn't take advantage for financial gain shohei-kun

>>150213158
Me in the upper right

doyerpacos seething kek

I'm Shohei Ohtani

>>150213262
Fuck you, chink

why is no one talking about the fact that Ohtani is only two homeruns behind big dumpa and that he's hit a homerun in 11 of his past 21 games.

>>150213262
I need your third pitch to the second batter of the game to be a slider in the dirt thanks.

>>150212866
it chills my blood just to look at the guy

>>150213272
whoa
take a chillpill, dude

based ohtani making the genny seethe again

>>150213312
ah yes garbage time HRs so useful

>>150213272
someone had to say it

I'm reporting Shohei for trolling.

>>150213350
I didn't know hitting a HR in the 8th inning in a tie game was garbage time?

>>150213358
another year has been added to ippei's sentence

>>150212366
>not fake spitting in the ball
Missed opportunity

>>150212267
Nice change of pace, chikaner

>>150213361
Cringe

>>150213312
How much does ESPN pay you to slurp?

>>150213361
did they win the game though

>>150213428
what does the bullpen blowing the game have to do with Ohtani being clutch?

>>150213361
>dodgers broadcast:
OH MY GOD SHOHEI DID IT GAME WINNING HOME RUN (essentially)
>actual game winning kinobunt
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>150212812
It's probably worse at this point since Friedman wasn't aggressive at all during the trade deadline and Conforto tricked him with his ultimately meaningless two week hot streak just before the deadline. Plus they LF they did get is sitting on the bench while Conforto keeps screwing the team.

>>150213467
If Ohtani was so clutch, why didn't he pitch in relief, hmm?

>>150213482
because he's starting today

hmmm, I will hit into a triple play instead of bringing home even a single runner that would be the difference between victory and a stinging extra innings loss
>the most clutch man alive

>>150213489
Always an excuse.

>>150213502
proof luck > skill

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team

Marge, I’m confused

dodgers have been losing on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150213564
this desu

Hello

>>150212812
Mets sleeper cell working out amazingly.

>>150213112
Shoverated has special protections.

>>150213502
Ohtani didn’t do much in the postseason. The writings on the wall, in big moments, look to Freddie.

The seething paco is samefagging again. At least he’s taking a break from chikaner persona

No one cares, ‘toid

>>150212866
It would be actually a really really good study case how Americans can be naturally biased against a Japanese. They are totally out of touch and don't know what they are doing.
After all, it's liberals' fault imo. American liberals rarely see the Japanese as a group they need to defend, historically, so basically nothing can fix it. They are incabable to find it a problem so it keeps getting worse and worse. It's almost like 1920s.

morning mariners nation

no one cares doyerpacos

it will be funny if he never plays in another world series

>>150213715
Kek, it's kino!

Lfgooooooo BrewCrew

>>150213676
> Americans can be naturally biased against a Japanese
no group of people gets sucked off more then nips. i dont know what fairy world you live in where the west is biased against japan but wake up.

bases loaded in kc

why is baseball so gay

not that it's a bad thing

>>150213586
Hello

>>150213848
everything is, not just baseball. you can thank jews

>>150213586
>>150213850
Sorry, I have a BF!

Four games on and not a single one of them is meaningful.

>>150213837
>no group of people gets sucked off more then nips
You basically proved my point even though you probably have no idea at all.
People naively believing ''a group of people gets special treatment more than others'' while ''unfair treatment the group gets is totally downplayed'' is absolutely a textbook discrimination.

>>150213916
Kek it’s cringe

>>150213916
The latter does not happen to you (the privileged Japanese)

>>150213752
>rooting for a team with multiple latinos
you've gone soft chikaner, you should be hating every MLB team

>>150213916
Hope we drop another bomb on you guys

>>150213885
Hello

Zac Gallen vs Merril Kelly in the rubber match today. Go sneks

Make Some Noise /mlb/!

Ohtani has this entire general in a tizzy

Hunter Greene is back tonight

>>150213930
doesn't matter. it's just the truth.
>>150213934
most people can't even notice it when it's normalized in their society, that's why it's scary.
>>150213974
i hope more people can be like you, unironically.

will the doyerpacos get swept today?

>>150213916
you sound like you observe the sabbath

>>150214063
it's extremely likely. im not even gonna watch if conforto is in the lineup

phaggot phils kek

>>150214059
I'm a certified nooticer and I'm telling you you're barking up the wrong tree.

>>150214059
To add, get rid of the jeets, africans, and whites slowly browning your country

>>150209985
Yeah he's racked up 73 wins that's first ballot hall of famer stuff

I love you /mlb/

>>150213837
I mean, nips are built for sucking so..

>>150214084
Well, yeah, anti-semitism was kind of like this. Stupid nationalistic Japs believe koreans get more special treatment than anyone else in Japan.
American chuds think Blacks just keep getting special treatment in the US and extreme woke retards think every white person is extremely privileged and lives a life on easy mode.
All of those retards have the same kind of way of thinking.

why are the brewers allowed to cheat?

>>150214265
because they're first round exits. manfraud wants to give small market teams hope

>>150214261
>American chuds think Blacks just keep getting special treatment

have you noticed that all the best players are named Pete?
>Pete Alonso
>Pete Crow-Armstrong
>Pete Rose
meanwhile how many guys are named something like Boris or Donald or Phillip?
Does giving a child a certain name affect how well they do in baseball?

>>150214261
Everyone but me has a very easy life, I am the only one who has struggled or overcome anything, and I have faced much larger obstacles than anyone else. If you put anyone other than me in my shoes, they would fail. Similarly, if I was put in anyone else's shoes, I would not only be successful, but I would be substantially more successful than they are (they only got their because of preferential treatment).

>>150214261
you're retarded and based at the same time, I feel like we would be friends. Can I breed your sister?

>>150214161
Well, Japan is probably one of most strange cases but I'm basically right. People have a problem about it.

>>150214304
Pete Rose sucked, just hit singles. Embarassing

>>150214304
baseball names being a peculiarity have been a topic of discussion for well over a century

>>150214297
He means that American chuds believe Western culture revolves around you know who but he forgot to mention that they believe it's because of G*d's chosen tribe -- Mets fans.

>>150214265
Bud Selig asked Manfred for a favor because my Yankees (27, kiss em) shelled them on Opening Weekend. We're paying the price for it right now.

call. before. you. dig.

How about my negro Ichiro

Ohtani is pitching today. Is he still on limited innings?

Go Sneks

I'm a girl tho

>>150214297
dude I'm smarter and faster than you guys and it's not even funny

>Pohlads sell the players
>don't sell the teams
T___s eternal

>>150214328
what was the conclusion of this? What should I name my son so I don’t have to work anymore?

if the brewers win I get a free burger made by a jaded 51 year old woman
this has never been more important

>>150214394
Coco Crisp

>>150214317
I'm not retarded in any way though. I'm 100% perfectly correct so far.

>>150214394
Shohei Sanchez

>>150214394
google Curaçaoan baseball names
copy them
you are guaranteed a basbeall player as your child

cubsies sissies... brewchads just keep winning...

>>150214297
feel free to prove me wrong. go ahead

>>150214434
Andruw Jurickson Anonson.
How does that sound?

>>150214488
sounds like a future gold glove second basemen with league average hitting

>>150214394
Tim-Anderson

>black gay men
Roylels kek

>>150214330
American Chuds believe in the Metsiners!

>>150214488
Cashman was a RETARD for trading him away.

Seth Lugo sucks

Americans almost always get offended when a Jap like me speaks the truth and then they'll try to ignore it after all, which is understandable.
We've been trying to ignore it too because that was more convinient for us too but I think that's not going to work out anymore.
For better or for worse, as a result of the internet connected every country, even Japs have to face the ugly and annoying side of the US and take part in it in some way.

>>150214739
PFMA

Sneks

>>150214739
Ohtani is a statpadding gambling addict with zero clutch

>>150214739
This nigga eatin' trapazoidal melons!

>>150214739
PFMA

>>150214739
I don't really get what you're saying? Are you talking about Asian American racism not getting the spotlight racism towards other minority groups get? But that's all Asians. Not Japanese specifically.

i like the milwaukee brewers

>>150214822
PFMA-san.... gambatte!

>>150214739
Jesse, what fuck are you talking about?

did you know its 430 am in japan right now

>>150214739
お前いい加減にしろよ
レス乞食の基地外
これ以上日本人の恥をさらすな

>>150214261
Nobody cares you Nip bastard

>>150214261
>All of those retards have the same kind of way of thinking.
Yes it's called identity politics and it is cancer to the mind

bonk

>chadres soon
>won't know until later tonight if they'll have a division lead or remain tied
boo...

does anybody else think it's weird that we're not allowed to talk about ohtanis many scandals but the japs are allowed to continue spearing whales?

>>150214261
Shlomo get out of Okinawa and go to Tel Aviv already

>Lugo shits himself after getting an extension.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>150215077
Skenes has had two horrible outings this month and you will still trade for him in a heartbeat.

>>150214343
Negrochiro is my favorite pokemon

>>150214954
same

>>150215125
>slices your nutsack off

>>150214161
Why reply to the chikaner?

The Chad Mogger seems to free his mind at night

>>150215134
nice balls bro
*sporks*

>>150215110
Skenes isn't an old fart like Lugo.

>Runner goes
>Arraez fouls off a pitch a mile off the zone
>hits into a DP immediately after
Every time

>>150215077
I wanted Lugo back in Queens

brewerbros...

How do I seduce my wife

>>150215323
take it out

>>150214831
I'm not even sure I should call it racism. There's surely some race factor, though.
Ohtani being called a degenerate gambler is pretty normalized in the US and the problem is there's almost no American media or jornalists taking it seriously, and like that some anon said, thinking like ''no group of people gets sucked off more then nips'' is pretty common. That's pretty wild, and it shows the problem of the Japan-US relations or Japan-''the rest of the world'' relations. Lots of Americans would 100% say it's absolutely xenofobia if Japs do the same kind of shit to a foreign-born player playing in Japan but they purely have no self-awereness.
More Japs should understand how this shit works at least, otherwise, it will even get worse. It can get MUCH worse, eventually.

>>150215323
please help she doesn't seem to be attracted to me

>>150215323
Is she male or female?

>>150215343
female (female)

>>150215323
roofies

>>150215323
have you tried giving her the look?

>>150215363
does it work if you're ugly?

>>150215361
Take her to a ballgame

>>150215376
yes (no)

>>150215339
why would the same people who called pete rose a degenerate gambler until he died would not give ohtranny the same treatment? why would you think that is racism?

>>150214063
Even if Ohtani balls out on the mound (have a feeling he won't) and hits a 2R HR the bullpen will choke and lose them the game. It's literally what happened on his last start.

>>150215339
I think the problem is that you think those people are serious. Most people who call him a gambler: 1) Don't actually believe it. They're using it as a cheap insult or as a sarcastic joke. 2) Are not doing it because he's Japanese, but rather because he's the biggest name in the sport on the biggest team. They're "haters", or "anti-fans.". It's the same in other sports. People to this day are still going schizophrenic over Messi vs Ronaldo despite them not even being relevant in the sport anymore. It's not because he's Japanese. It's because he's the sport's biggest star.

based jake aiming for the bag

BREWERS EXTENDING THE LEAD

HOLD THE LINE GEORGE WEBB BROS

>>150215441
There's literally zero testimony claiming ohtarany was involved in any gambling himself and millions of people can't even admit that. That's some 1940s tier hysteria.

Yep, that sole first place spot is as good as ours now

the burgers will be ours

>>150215134
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

poodrepedos getting cocky....

Chadres going to shart all over the doyerpacos kek

>jints fielding
>chadres already bat around and scared the starter off in the second inning
jints officially stunted on

my jints ;_;
please dads
please run up the score as much as possible
please let us be free from the curse of bomel

padres more like doodoores

YOUR NL West first place Chadres

>turn on the game
>Already down 7-0 in the 2nd
Jintsbros...

jintsbros....

>7-0 chadres
i guess the giants really do hate the dodgers kek

and you all thought doyerpacos were annoying

>>150215737
doggie doos will get so much worse when the Angels sweep them later tonight

>>150215719
This game 100% feels like the team is actively quitting on BoMel.

>>150215471
You're delusional. Ohtani was obviously gambling, maybe not on baseball but he as gambling on sports. Ippei's initial story changed once it made Ohtani looked bad.

WE THE BEST

wtfff is that a pancake XDDDDDDDDDDD
THATS SO RANDOM XD DD XDDDD XD XDX DXD

>>150215747
whatever you're expecting will pale in comparison to poodrepacos

>>150215796
you're about to get swept by the anaels kek

THE DOYER DYNASTY IS CANCELLED!
pacos get ready to punch the fucking air lol

IM PANCAKE PAT

>>150215839
you mean like you were doing last october?

hang the banner

>doyerpacos already seething
kek

I'm gonna
I'm gonna
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT

>>150215854
>rally towel giveaway in the regular season
kek it really is their world series

>>150215471
A bad news for you is, there's actually lots of Americans who unironically believe MLB, FBI, and DOJ covered it up because he's the ''golden boy''. Never understamate Americans when it comes to conspiracy theories. I guess the media could made it not as bad as now if they reported it more properly.

It's still true that the majority of them aren't that crazy and they just see it as some sort of joke, but I think shit like ''no matter what we say it's just a joke so don't take it seriously, we didn't do anything wrong'' is part of the problem. A even bigger problem imo.

>padres offense coming alive right before the dodger series
it's going to be an easy sweep

>>150215867
best manager in the league by far, seethe harder

>>150215894
But for whomst

>>150215910
for me

>>150215904
>puts Cumfarto in the batting lineup and buries Shohei

WHITE SUX LOSE!

Why were Dodger fans acting like the Angels series wasn't important? Those aren't exhibition games, they still count towards your record and they just lost first place in the NL West because of it.
If they get swept tonight that will be disastrous for them.

Reds-Phillies game is delayed

I legitimately thought at first place that the Devers trade would curse the Red Sox again just like with Mookie but turns out the Giants outcursed themselves and now we're here.

>>150215888
Now we have Manfred coming to the thread to try to defend his golden goose

>>150215749
Yeah and Ohtani being the genius mastermind that he is knew this was all going to go tits up, so he made Ippei commit fraud by impersonating him while taking out money from Ohtani's bank. Not once of course. 24 times. You know just in case. We're dealing with a Machiavellian criminal here after all.

>>150215888
There are people who believe a lot of dumb shit. They're just a tiny fraction of mentally ill retards. People joke about a lot of shit. Do you think Argentinians should feel offended when people make fun of Messi for his growth hormone injections? Should Portuguese feel offended when people make fun of Ronaldo for his rape charges? He's a famous sportsman. THE most famous baseball sportsman. He's going to get joked about. It's not a big deal.

>>150215950
Good, hopefully back to when it should have been without the concert afterwards.

>>150215965
You know the poor naive innocent japanese man stereotype thing you keep trying to push on Ohtani is in fact very racist.

Sorry tardians, but this year belongs to the tiggies

>>150215888
All I know is that its NEVER Ohtani’s fault he’s a LITERAL ANIME KINOSIR

>>150215982
Good one. I actually thought you were serious at first.

ws will be dodgers-red sox
screenshot this

Weird scandalous stuff follows Ohtani around like a fly to shit but you need to
understand, he’s the victim!

Give Ohtani a break, he didn’t know!

>>150215996
Tiger year was 2022 and your team blew it as Miggy retired. Maybe at least wait for 2034 which is another year of the tiger and Detroit might have a shot to win it all ironically

>>150215936
I kinda doubt many fans wrote it off. I'm pretty sure anyone who's actually been watching the games knew how inconsistent the offense has been since May and have been unable to string together wins for months. There's some fans who've been waving off criticism for the teams play but they are kinda running out of excuses at this point.

An NL team hasn’t repeated since the Reds in ’75/’76.

>>150215982
You could take advantage even if he's not so naive. A gaijin player in NPB said he couldn't even find a grocery store without a Japanese assistant in his first year in Japan. Jap players in the US aren't much different.

>>150216083
Padres will repeat next year

Nestor Cortes in a dugout interview talking about people and their amazing "journeys" to the MLB taking rafts to the country, crossing the border. Seems like a cool enough dude, but god damn it's amazing how blasé people are about illegal aliens flooding into this country. Says there are "millions" of those stories for current players. Imagine basically glorifying illegal immigration on TV. Fucking Cali dude.... what a shitshow that state is. Should encourage more players to tell their and their families' courageous stories and immediately vet their families after they spill the beans.

>bases loaded in Milwaukee
have mercy brew crew....

>>150216061
>anyone who's actually been watching the games knew how inconsistent the offense has been since May
This. Almost every game has been a disastrous back and forth since then. We've stressposted more than any other team here, just look at the absurd about of comeback wins.

>>150216094
but all the examples that are told are usually people coming to Florida?

>>150216094
Chadifornia, 4th largest GDP in the world. cry about it

>>150216047
This team is (sadly) better than any Miggy team since like 2014

>>150216061
I've seen a lot of fans writing it off saying they're still making the playoffs and then taking the opportunity to shit on the Angels as if it doesn't matter that they lost. Hell in this thread a few days ago a Dodgers fan said interleague games don't matter. But these games still count and when the standings are this close they're still games they have to win. And by not doing so they just put themselves into a bad position going into the series with the Padres which may end up being the most important series of the year. It's August, you can't take your foot off the gas now and have this casual attitude.

Are the Brewers simply the best team to ever play baseball

>>150216185
if reds and mets get hot and the dodgers lose this series against the Padres, chances are they get passed in the WC too

>>150216094
I visited San Diego and the uber driver with an unintelligible asian accent was complaining about how bad illegal immigrants were at driving because they didn't have licenses

>>150216185
a dodger fan saying interleague doesn't count is funny considering the dodgers getting btfo by an AL team started their downfall

>>150216197
It's the Comedy Central division. They will exit in the first round.

/nu/

>>150211429
>>150209406
>>150211429
>>150209406

>>150216203
Yeah like I get the freeway series is a more friendly rivalry than divisional rivals. But the Dodgers 100% have to take it seriously considering where they're at.

Joey truthers rise up

>>150216138
He specifically mentioned people coming through many countries to cross the border. It's San Diego, SoCal is flooded with illegals.

>>150216142
kek

>>150216218
No surprise. One of the MANY aspects of illegal immigration that few people talk about. Buncha people rolling around with no insurance, no driving experience, and frequently hammered drunk. Illegals absolutely love cruising around drunk off their asses.

>>150215787
rent free

brewers cheating again

The NL Central Astros ladies and gentlemen

brewGODS makin ya seethe

>>150215965
>Do you think Argentinians should feel offended when people make fun of Messi for his growth hormone injections? Should Portuguese feel offended when people make fun of Ronaldo for his rape charges?
Well, that's a good point. I admit that, but I don't think Japs get a decent amount of defence forces as much as Messi or Ronaldo. Not even close.
And I'm pretty sure that if it's soccer and in Europe, at least there would be some sort of consensus that keeping to call him a criminal is cringe and retarded. You can't even get that in the US.
Also, don't get me wrong, I'm perfectly fine with people making fun of him. It's not like I'm his fan. Japanese Ohtani fans would hate me for speaking up like this if anything.
My problem is, Americans unironically seem to have no self-awereness or fairness, unironically, and it's something you can see in Japan-US relations pretty often.

i don't think the brewers pitching will hold up in the postseason. they don't really have an ace

>Dodgers farm system rated the best in the sport
literally how, literally WHO in their system has made any notable presence in the last few years?

>>150216405
it's actually the opposite, their offense will regress

>>150216407
For me, it's Braydon Fisher

Japbro you gotta go back to raping and pillaging because this shit is gayer than Mishima.

(>^-^<)/

>>150208609 (OP)
If Ohtani retired at the end of this season, would he make it into the hall of fame?

LOL

>>150216449
>Our system thinks your post is a spam.

>>150216450
50war and a 160 OPS
he's in

>>150216405
>3rd best era in all of baseball
>woodruff
>peralta
>miz
>elite bullpen
what exactly did he mean by this

Joey Ortiz is flashing the leather today

>>150216450
by pitcher standards? no.
by hitter standards? would get it purely for the 50/50 even if at this point, it wouldn't be earned

don't forget to recycle!
>>150209406
>>150211429

>>150216441
bro I wish we can do that. We can't even be hated properly now.

>>150216472
>muh nerdy dork stats
Fuck off arithmeticfag

>>150216463
Kirby is spam? News to me desu.. Hour till birds play.

Today's the day Eugenio breaks out of his Geno Slump, book it!

>>150216393
I'm not a Los Angelean, but from what I can tell he's pretty beloved there. And I think you're just flat out wrong about the consensus. Most people *do* think those who genuinely believe the entire US legal system bent over to take it in the ass from Ohtani are conspiratorial at best. You're taking this way too seriously. It really isn't all that deep.

Alek Manoah's pitching line after his first AAA rehab start:
>1.2 IP, 2 H, 3 R, 3 BB (1 HBP), 1 K & 49 pitches (27 strikes)

Needless to say, he isn't coming back to the rotation this year.

as of tonight, the Cubs slump is officially over

>>150216546
>Cubpaco

>pitch clock violation
it's just not the jints' day

>>150216559
Yeah I'm an illegal alien and I live off of entitlements , problem?

>>150216543
he might be a minor league lifer now, not all of them bounce back to the majors after a surgery like that. He might have to make peace with that reality.

Chikaner having arguments with his vpn alter egos

I get Manfred probably doesn't even know the brewers and other flyover trash teams exist but surely somebody in his circle has noticed they've been cheating for months

>>150216620
Who is chikaner?

>>150216613
Next Spring Training could seriously be his last chance at redemption

>>150216515
Writers take it all into account during hall of fame voting now. Get with the times gramps

>>150216543
wasn't he dead already?

>>150216543
What happened to him, was it really the pitch clock?

>>150216511
East Asians (and many whites too for that matter) need to unlock their inner third worlder more and be ready to chimp out. When Asians complain its always effeminate nerds tut-tutting about racism or whatever and no one cares because of that. Need to try throwing someone through a table instead.

doyerpacos shaking in their pointy boots

I’m a subhuman spicmutt hybrid making less than $50k a year. I will never retire. I have black eyes and brown skin. What team should I root for?

>10-0
are the jints throwing to make sure we take the division? thanks bros

>>150214334
Scary stuff.

I’m a spicmutt subhuman hybrid with a tiny head lol

>>150214642
J Lugo fucks.

I have some crazy ideas in my little itty bitty head

>>150216542
Japan is still virtually occupid by the US and still get raped by them occasionally while being slammed by their sjws frequently, and yet Americans don't think the treatment of Japs can be really unfair sometimes in general while it's pretty common to talk like Japs getting sucked off more than anybody else.
I think it's that deep. I understand your perspective but you can't convince me otherwise.

>>150216476
Just a retard I’m that’s ignoring the brewers pitching lab.

>>150215677
We will kill the sleepy baseball man together

>>150213619
>>150213596