Thread 150209406

BRRAKING NEWS: Baseball.

>doyers are worse than the cubs
lmao

I like baseball

Baseball Deez nuuuuts

The phallus has been interpreted as a symbol of masculine power, lineage, and the adult male figure

>>150209593
in baseball you hit balls with a penis lol

Baseball this bussy

>>150209600
My bf & I do the same, slap our cocks against each other's balls hard. It's silly but we like it. We also like to swordfight with our hard cocks

my boyfriend was sucking me off one time and I came WAY too prematurely... then Nick Castellanos hit a home run like right after. Coincidence?

Yep this is /mlb/ alright

>>150209593
>black one is the biggest

>>150209593
>sammy sosa
Crack it open and check it for cork

Vagiants kek

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up pancake* my name is murphy but u can call me t3h MaNaG3R oF d00m!!!!!!!!

GRAB YOUR FREE VICTORY GEORGE WEBB BURGER ON YOUR WAY OUT OF AMFAM

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up pancake* my name is murphy but u can call me t3h MaNaG3R oF d00m!!!!!!!!

sneks

gambling is based though. who gives a shit

>>150216855
Gambling is bad for you

>>150216855
gambling will make you broke, homeless and suicide watch

Okay jints, now that you've been waking our offense up, get Tatis to hit a home run so he'll be to full power again please

>>150216855
gambling is degenerate and embarrassing

All the FIBs living in southeastern WI should be thanking the Brewers for free Geoege Webb burgers

BREWERS WIN
FREE BURGERS

>>150216729
Yeah he couldn't do his usual delivery and motion with the clock and whatever adjustments he's made have not yielded good enough results. He's struggling and his fast track to the majors after being drafted backfired on the Jays

Go Mariners!

Brewers pretending to be Astros

>GAYNGERS
KWAB
W
A
B

I just woke up, I wonder how my Chad-
>10 runs

I really, really, really, REALLY, REALLY, want that division. Haha aha.....

Maton is such a mental midget lol

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PANCAKE MORTY

SNEKS

I hope the sneks are ready to take over our honored 3rd place in the division

>>150216910
luv me rumia

>>150216910
Yeah babe! The padres are winning! We’re gonna do it on the padres sheets tonight!

>burgers
>bratwurst
>pancakes
Yeah they're winning it all

>>150216910
>>150216934
Is that so?

I smell .500

there's only a single brewer fan here, the rest are bandwagoners

>it was 4-2
>it was the 9th inning
>there were 2 outs

lol

>>150216944
sonanoka iykwim haha

It’s funny when coastal wetback spicmutts shit on states like Wisconsin because the state of Wisconsin is full of tall blonde hair blue eyed white people of German descent

why do mexicans call white people flyovers

>>150216961
saar do not redeem

>>150216938
>ywn have a hottie reporter eat a pancake out of your pocket

Schlittler on the mound!

No one cares, Chikaner

>>150216966
spicmutt subhuman hybrids are literally always on the defensive because they walk around seeing white people and automatically know they’re inferior physically mentally and spiritually

>>150216966
nah mexicans are just climbovers

free borger go crew

>>150216961
wow a state full of ellis islanders I've never seen that before, only in new yaukee! ehhhhh, I'm cheese curdin' here!

haha ethnicities amirite

>>150216978
Shitty Hitler o algo

>>150216988
kek stealing this

FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY FREE BURGERS YOU HAD 12 FUCKING DAYS

Thanks SNEK for beating Texas <(^-^<)

>>150216988
kek

A paco flew over my lawn

uhhh

>>150216996
>it's the mickmutt from /his/ who larps as le original american
LMAO didn't expect to see this subhuman here

Kek Lamos go sit down, BUB.

>>150217029
luv me sanae

>rags
glad my team didn't get maton

>>150217028
kek what?
>>150217025
based rowdy fuckin' 'em

GG rags my sneks are looking sneaky again

>>150217025
Pic rel: PCA

>>150217047
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/ellis%20islanders/country/US/

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/ellis%20islander/


this schizo larps as le original anglo american on multiple boards despite being a micked up mutt just like everyone else in le epic new england

Even McaCHUD is talking about burgers

Sneks Won

>>150216957
I will proudly bandwagon the team with less chips in any situation.

New broors fan here

>>150217090
That's gay

>>150217047
>>150217072
he's also a kentuckynigger
absolute fucking shithole lmao
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/205217082/#205217845

No one cares, chikaner

>>150217072
Only 3 of the top 4 are me, the rest are your schizo.

>>150217028
The fact that he thinks Germans came through Ellis island is a dead giveaway he’s some spiclarper

Rank State,
federal district,
or territory HDI (2023)
[note 1][1]
1 Massachusetts 0.956
New Hampshire
3 Colorado 0.952
Washington
5 Minnesota 0.951
6 Connecticut 0.950
— District of Columbia 0.947
7 Hawaii
8 Vermont 0.945
9 New Jersey 0.943
10 Maryland 0.942
11 Virginia 0.939
12 Oregon 0.938
United States
13 New York 0.937
14 Wyoming 0.936
15 California 0.935
16 North Dakota 0.934
Rhode Island
18 Illinois 0.932
19 Alaska 0.931
Nebraska
Utah
22 Maine 0.929
South Dakota
Wisconsin
25 Pennsylvania 0.928
26 Florida 0.925
27 Montana 0.924
28 Iowa 0.923
29 Delaware 0.922
30 Kansas 0.921
31 Idaho 0.916
32 Michigan 0.913
33 Nevada 0.910
34 North Carolina 0.908
Ohio
36 Texas 0.907
37 Arizona 0.906
38 Georgia (U.S. state) Georgia 0.905
39 Missouri 0.904
40 Indiana 0.903
— Guam[2] 0.901 (2017)
41 South Carolina 0.894
— U.S. Virgin Islands[2] 0.894 (2017)
42 Tennessee 0.893
43 Oklahoma 0.892
44 New Mexico 0.884
45 Louisiana 0.881
46 Arkansas 0.880
47 Kentucky 0.879

>>150217016
have you ever been to a george webbs
its usually 1 or 2 old people working there
they cant handle all that

Show Rowdy some respect, Texas. He is based.

>>150217115
Hessian Truther, I would ignore this poster and his baseball "takes"

>kentucky
always a southernnigger getting uppity

Does lineup order really matter

>>150217130
I would laugh but Baltimore has vacant houses that are used for drugs also rowhouses that ARE WORSE than Barracks housing, like how?

Can you retards go back to >>>/int/ / >>>/pol/? Jesus christ. Fuck off.

>>150217090
>admitting to bandwagoning
just say you don't care about baseball bro. I saw a single brewer fan here whose been posting monthly since the start of the season. newfaggots don't get to celebrate their success, especially when their faith in them is fraudulent

>>150216961
>tall
you mean wide

>>150217178
This, /his/ grudgeposters can stay though and tell us about how it used to be.

>>150217178
>enemy of mine from /his/ and occasionally /int/ shows up in /mlb/
>nooo you can't just continue to grudgepost

>>150217122
I haven't been in probably a decade. Used to met up with my granny at the one on Howell Ave for breakfast. RIP grandma, miss you.

>09
CRINGE!

Based Nicky P and your (read: my) San Diego Poodres

Also goddamn Milwaukee and Pat Murphy are dickin da league

*sticks finger in air*
Umm exsqueeze me sirs
Let’s refocus on the most epic sporpsball team the Seattle freaking Mariners

>>150216988
Jej, nice one Panama

will the real brew crew please stand up?

>>150217228
saaaaaaar

>someone chanting "Let's go Oakland" at the Jints Padres game
???

I think my doggie doos should win tonight.

>>150217249
many are saying this

>>150217249
no one cares doyerpaco

>>150217249
everyone cares doyerchad

>>150217262
we go by doyerchads now

Hate dogs
Love me Vishnu
Love me Marinsaars
Simple as

>>150217277
Saar, you kicked my dog and now she needs surgery!

doyershits smell like doodoo kek

>>150217235
Who?

>>150217295
Just some pacoshit you wouldn’t get it

>>150217211
the one by the airport?

>another multi hit game for Tatis
his slump is over, just needs to get a dinger to really seal it

get dem poopdres away from me

>>150217025
Why can't jews handle jokes?

dodgers aren't even playing you brown spics, fuck off

>>150217311
I like Tatis more as an all-fields + walks hitter, he's gonna be Rickey-esque if he keeps going down this path

>>150217142
Answer

>>150217025
good luck ever getting another ranger on your fag radio show

>nooooo i'm not a doyerspic i'm a poodreespic
you're all spics and the canonical spic team is the doyers
you're just discount spics if you're a poodres fan

>>150217142
>>150217340
it's self-explanatory

>>150217356
trvke

No one cares toids. Plus Birthrates

>>150217356
It’s true

dang, wish it was a shutout

My Jintsies on the board. It's over anyways :(

Not getting shutout by Padres is like winning the world series for the Giants looool

>>150217142
No, the order of events in baseball definitely does not matter.

>>150217375
Sall good Nick ate 20 outs, awesome start

Last night Conforto hit rock bottom. Tonight his will to ever hold a bat again evaporates. This nigger will be mentally crushed.

>>150217378
Sorry bro we tried to warn you about Melvin I hope your team gets right soon Giants-Padres is my favorite divisional matchup when both teams are humming

>>150217383
this will be the greatest non-gay pride parade I will celebrate my entire life

my Astros are winning today

>Canonical jewish team is the yankees
>Canonical hispanic team is the dodgers
Who is the canonical white man's team?
And do the blacks have one?

Honestly wish they put Matsui in here so I can be comfortable knowing he probably won't show up in the Dodgers series

>>150217411
>>Canonical jewish team is the yankees
you don't know ball

whats the /mlb/ game of the night

>>150217411
The one that’s dying out

>>150217413
reminder it's an ugly 2/10 bugwoman behind le anime avatar

well i already knew the rangers season was over but a little part of me held out some hope, i lost it after that.

>>150217411
>canonical white man's team?
midwest teams
>And do the blacks have one?
They have 20

Imagine losing the season series to the Rockies

>King's second start after injury vs Kershaw who's been getting rocked by the Padres in this era
don't know how to feel about Friday

>>150217425
no one cares astromiguel
>>150217432

>>150217416
The Bronx is literally Hispanic and Black

>>150217433
Rockies are pest when they're at Coors field. It happened to Pirates, it'll happen to you. They only try when they wanna try.

>>150217431
new england is whiter than the midwest though
i think the red sox should be the canonical white man's team

>>150217432
I rather simps give their money to commissions than ewhores

>>150217433
its over

>>150217411
>Who is the canonical white man's team?
Red Sox
>And do the blacks have one?
Nats

>>150217432
I'm glad I don't understand a single thing about this post

>>150217439
My Poodres kinda suck shit against lefties thobeit

>>150217411
>Canonical jewish team is the yankees

>>150217451
it was at Busch....

>>150217411
you're actually so stupid chikaner. frequent confusion is a sign of retardation

>>150217419
dodgers. always dodgers.

>>150217451
>>150217460
They beat us twice at home. Also they shut us out twice, despite shutting out no other team this year

>>150217465
Kershaw has gotten smacked around by the Padres in his last few starts against him over these few years. Pretty sure his last start against them last season, it was the first time in his entire career where he had a start where he got 0 strikeouts

>>150217422
My Reds
/cry

>>150217459
>give their money to commissiosn than ewhores
commissions?
also vtubers are just e-whores with an anime avatar, they're the same women behind it (except usually uglier/asianier)

>>150217464
how do you not know about simps and e-thots? even if you're blessed and ignorant of vtumors (they're just poorly animated anime avatars over e-thots)

>>150217470
What did i post that is wrong?
>oy vey it's actually the mets goy, dont' you know we're not ACTUALLY all kosher here in jew york oy vey
i dont care, you're all jews there. if you want to be the mests that's fine

Predictions for tonight's game, Doyerbros?
I've got the feeling Ohtani's gonna get rocked. Not because of nerves but because Angels' hitters just know him too well.

>rain delay in baltimore
more like camden pools, will east coasties ever get their act together?

>>150217489
stupid little socially inept chikaner :3

>>150217479
Yeah plus Tatis seems to turn up against Kershaw especially. I could see it going either way especially with King stretched out for 75ish pitches

>>150217494
ohtani strikes out multiple sides, almost gets an immaculate inning, dodgers lose 4-2

>>150217500
>noooo the woman grifting simps behind an anime avatar is somehow different than the ones on twitch
lmao

no excuse to not have a roof on your stadium

>>150217510
you have autism so you can't see what everyone else does. I don't blame you chikaner :3 probably got put in slow classes and has to stand behind mommy.

>tranime addicts melting down as they realize they're being grifted by ugly women exploiting their addiction to cartoons
you love to see it

>>150217494
Ohtani gives up a leadoff home run to Neto, doesn't get a run outside of that, Dodgers lose 1-0

>>150217460
Wondered how birds saw UV light thanks fren

GO MARINERS!

>>150217497
We're literally surrounded by water along with several cities in Maryland is low lying land-like Annapolis, Ellicot city an moar

>>150217546
why does this remind me of jagsguy so much

>>150217546
is this the year?

what happens when the jeets in the north west meet up with the chicanos in the south west

Hunter Greene is back :)

>>150217549
Could a lowland Maryland woman love a mountain high man like me?

>>150217555
Because

>>150217564
many are saying this

Brewers are cheating

>>150217567
Hopefully, love

>>150217572
Probably, Appalachiapet is right up the road desu on I695

>>150217580
why would baseball rig it for a bunch of fat cheese addicted drunks? makes no sense

Cats should be mandated to have chips, and if they're caught outside three times they should be euthanized. Those fuckers keep killing my birds.

>>150217588
cats board

>>150217588
Birds can’t handle the pussy

>>150217588
sounds like skill issue

GG Giants get rid of Melvin see ya soon

>>150217588
And birds don't kill cats? They're dinosaurs look at the Cassowary.

Imagine hating the pope backed White Sox

hating dogs is jeetcoded

Thinking about the New York Yankees.

>>150217602
>>150217600
>>150217599
low T catcucks

Dog is man’s best friend

>>150209406 (OP)
why is the shirt Orioles orange?

A bird killed a baby mocking bird in my backyard. It ripped it to shreds for sport and no part of it was consumed. Cats fucking suck, they will kill given the opportunity.

>>150217620
Stankeedoo 'em!

reminder that hating on jeets is a shibboleth of latinx
spics on /int/ constantly try to score white people points by hating on their fellow brown thirdies
you are all the same brown race to us whites you subhuman dogs

Do I drive 5 hours each way to get a free burger from George Webb's after the 12 win streak?

padres now that you have witnessed the full extent of our power, dare not cross us again

gg

>>150217533
Can see this happening if he ambushes him first pitch like he did to Yama. Surely Ohtani knows this is 99% what he's gonna do though so he either throws him a first pitch sweeper or a 100mph FB.
Expecting the whole lineup to sit on a hanging sweeper all game, btw. This was his Kryptonite back in 2023.

>>150217630
Dodgers used to be in Baltimore back in the day, I am not op though

>>150217576
bahamas bro, how do we respond?

>>150217631
cat killed*
It was my neighbors btw

I could go for apoundin

>>150217650
Chop on, brutha!

No one cares, Chikaner

>rain delay before the game even starts
boooooooo

>>150217656
build a dome

Lock in that gay sex while you can, fellas

YOUR FIRST PLACE CHADRES

>>150217643
>brooklyn
>then boston
>then baltimore
why didn't they move to San Bernardino or something?

Chadres sweep! You're truly a good one for letting us sweep you, giants. Best of luck with bomel. Hope you fire him. See you in two week! Now just need Padangels to finish the job tonight.

>>150217674
It could have been Bakersfield

So much wrong with this

>>150217637
it would be foolish not to

>>150217687
Engagement ragebait

>>150217645
Phins bahamafag and Rays bahamafag are two different people. Phinsfag is secretly gay while raysfag is openly gay

>>150217680
Everywan knows alice would never cheat on marisa D:

>>150217684
>Bakersfield
I absolutely fucking hate the central valley. Just the same copy-paste scenery for 450 miles. They don't deserve a team.

>>150217687
Andrew Friedman is stroking one off to this

>>150217656
>his team's stadium doesn't have a retractable roof

>>150217697
No one cares toid plus Birthrates

Hey you MotherFucking Frogs and Umpire Bootlickers! Fucking explain yourselves! Answer for this Bullshit! We ain't Fucking just gonna sit here and let you get away with this day after day. There will be an accounting.

Whare are the MotherFucking Robot Umps!?

2nd place Dodgers

>>150217674
I have no clue honestly, Baltimore was home to several teams - Cards, Yankees, Dodgers, Brewers.

>>150217680
Hey babe. What’s for dinner?

>>150217722
>gift the rags 2 runs
>they still lose

My Jints :(
GGs Padres

>>150217722
Professional umpires know a little bit more than you do retard

What happened to Teng today? Someteng Wong?

I'll be at Friday's and Saturday's games. Despite all the shitposting from both sides, I think it'll be an exciting series and could go either way. No denying the poodres are streaking and the dodgers are slumping. That said, dodgers do usually turn things up for dvisional games and have been the dad's daddies for some time now. but it's baseball, anything can happen. I think I will get an ice cream helmet and enjoy some good baseball drama this weekend. I expext the benches to clear at least twice. happy shitposting!

>>150217774
Does she give happy endings or what

>>150217781
Padger's on 'em!

>>150217760
They don't Fucking know Mr. Shit! What can they Fucking do that the robots can't do better?

Cubs slump ends today

>/mlb/ - Yankees on Prime again Edition

sigh

>>150217731
hang the banner!

>>150217788
You don't think she's a lawyer, do you? that's just silly

>>150217796
Robots don't have decades of experience like the based umpies

>>150217781
We bent the dodgers over last year though

>the dodgers are the #5 WC seed
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>150217673
cade'em!

>>150217798
Tucker hasn't been the same since Nick Fuentes started exposing him.

>>150217811
24
scoreless
innings

>>150217808
And they sure as Shit don't have decades of experience being wrong, making bad calls, making up their own strike zones, etc.

>>150217798
end'em!

>>150217827
I've never seen an ump get one wrong

>fat white trash drunk flyovers are the best team in baseball
SOVL

Didn't wanna do it but.. Last time Padres swept Dodgers at Petco was 2010, Joe Musgrove was in high school.>>150217837

>>150217697
you're not white moshe

It's now up to the Angels, Mets and Reds to get the Dodgers out of the postseason all together!

>>150217843
Last time was 2021 dummy. Cronenworth homered in 3 straight games

uh oh spicfight!/home/sanchez/Downloads/1754785108557170.jpg

>>150217680
We got this shit nazrinfag

>>150217855
if we count two game series, they literally did it last year

Why don't teams just stack a bunch of .750-800 OPS players and just tell them to hit the ball?

>>150217842
I didn't know Peralta and Quintana were white.

Padres, if you got BoMel fired, I will do a naked dogeza

>>150217871
we don't.

>>150217889
We will end his NL West reign of terror

lol

>>150217854
love these whores

GiantsBros...

>>150217882
Don’t reply to chikaner

>>150217871
And the time before 2021 was 2013 lol, some doggie doo fans just pure vibesposting

Platoon Status?

>>150217854
Oops! all dodger fans

baseball begins its healing process in about 3 hours when mike trout takes so gay oh tranny yard today and humiliates all the zipperheads watching in the stands and back home in nipland. reclaiming baseball as the whitemans sport.

>>150217923
>no dookie
>no cumfarto
dodgers have a chance, but this game will be punted by the 4th inning

>>150217923
Enjoy the late-game, high-leverage Conforto PH!

sup niggas, good day for another METS victory

>>150217923
Ah, so Conforto is taking the day off

>>150217932
He is 0-8 when PH.

>>150217882
when we talk about a team on /sp/ we talk about the race of their fans not the players

>>150217889
How the Fuck does BoMel have a job still!? 2 wins in the last 15 home games!? Haven't Fucking won a home series since the first week of July.

>>150217901
$500M btw

>>150217938
>we
who is we? you're not in on anything. everybody laughs at you.

Yooooo
These trash can BITCHES are about to get served!

>>150217837
keep in mind, the last time the Padres faced the Dodgers we had Trenton Brooks and Martin Maldonado as our only options in high stakes scenarios. Now the bottom of the order is boosted and the Dodgers are still stuck with Conforto as their everyday man

>>150217937
;)

Fucking trash can FUCKS
cheat more little queerstros

Bitch

>>150217935
Henlo awoo fren.

>>150217937
we still like him in that spot

>>150217837
doyerpacos trotting around wins vs a team that doesn't even have the same lineup anymore kek

>>150216914
Kek

did you know that due to GERMANY's strict environmental laws against one-time use plastics that most koreans cannot legally enter the country?

>>150217901
now that's wild indeed

little buzzer boy altuve

why arent you out there heckling umpires getting aaron boone tossed out of games, /mlb/?

>>150217901
need my phillies to drop another one to the reds

>>150217967
It's still early so I'll be back later!

>>150217988
court order

>be cubcuck
>be metcuck
>be dodgercuck
>be yankeecuck
>be astrocuck
>not be winning your division
laughing my ass off at these absolute failures

>>150217901
>mest missing the playoff to the fucking reds
That would actually be hilarious

>>150218000
they have a comfortable enough lead where now the goal is to help kick the Dodgers out! NL collusion time! just wish the berds could beat the rockies to make the closer teams even stronger

>>150217923
wish mookie was in the lineup as he has been looking up the last week or two, and I'll feel better when Kim is back from the IL, but not bad, at least I don't see conforto's name on there.

The cubs fucking suck

Marlins going for the last wildcard.

>>150218019
yea that would fucking suck

>>150217971
poodrepedos trotting around wins that haven't even happened yet LOL

why are the yankees and mets having homestands at the same time?

>poodrepedos
cringe dude

>>150218038
if the dodgers can choke a 9 game division lead, the marlins can close a 7 game playoff gap

Kek! What the Fuck!?

>>150218042
Padres won the only game that mattered

>>150218060
Based and Doro pilled

>takotranny hits into triple play
no mvp for you

>>150218051
I would like to state that orioles are helping with that we gave marlins Norby and Stowers :D also Rogers is an easy 10|10 pitcher

cubs suck lol

i like mvps that don't hit into triple plays

>>150218018
Aren’t the Astros in first

>>150217588
why do your birds not simply eat the cat?

can't wait for the poocrew to get swept out of the divisonal

why is the yankees rain delay longer than the mets rain delay?

>>150218100
Ehhh.. People say they are but ALW is kind of meme

Calm. Cool. Collected.

>>150218076
I like how the triple play have like 27k views on YouTube while Ohtani homers like 100k ish views lmao they really love sucking that micro dick of his, don't they?

>>150218050
like, whoa man, not cool

>>150218121
Soon to be Canned.

>>150217850
>blusky
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>150217850
This faggot has a bluesky kek

>>150217850
Nigger got a BlueSky account!
LOL, LMAO NIGGER!

>>150217818
Qrd?

>>150218144
>>150218155
>>150218168
LOL!

I feel like eating a burger. what burgerslop should I get?

>>150218054
>>150217912
pathetic, should have given us back robbie at the deadline

>>150218180
Kyle Tucker lied about not knowing his dad was a glowie while accusing Nick of being a glowie.

nuke america

I got that cawg in me

>>150218223
The most fruity commercial i've seen

>>150218054
Jints are gambling and throwing games

>>150218219
That's Tucker Carlson, not Kyle Tucker

>>150218123
fucking I've never watched a triple play live before, it's so cool to actually see and then question yourself did I really see that and of course the big news is his very rude cal raleigh fart sniffing garbage time homer that was undone by a kinobunt.

>>150218252
Right after I posted qrd I had this thought that it was a joke about Cucker Carlson

ITFCB

more like fucker tarlson! haha!

>>150218262
I knew it was a joke too but still pointed it out to look autistic

Do the cubbie bear clap

123 10 pitch inning for the faggub pussy cocksuckers

Give it up for them cubbies bears

scuba kek

Let's give dem cubbies dere due

?

sit the FU-
who cares…

Ohtani is a busrider and the sooner you realize it, the clearer his legacy becomes

>>150217923
Updated just now
Mookie in
Muncy out

>>150218275
faster

>>150218333
Trips of truth

>>150218322
I saw Toy Story in the theater when it came out and I wasn't scared but I was scared when I was in the theater for Aladdin when it came out because of the angry sand lion treasure cave.

>>150218322
My nephew was scared watching Toy Story cause of Cid. He’s also three years old.

Yankees bros when’s the game gonna start

JP3 leadoff HR!

Cubs won that game

Springer will be back next week

Watching the Cubbies til the Mets games starts

>>150218252
Shit. Does this mean he's not going after Alejandro Kirk???

>>150218333
>Ohtani is a busrider
lol okay bro

roof teams are having fun without us........

>>150217923
Updated lineup:
Ohtani scratched, Conforto in LF

>>150218385
no Sandlot?

>>150218385
>>150218465
nobody named "colt" likes the sandlot

>>150218083
OMG, I was literally just thinking that the O’s should pick up Stowers because he look like he’d fit right in.

Need a Orioles and Yankees rain out to push Trevor Rodgers and Rodon into a double start week for my fantasy team playoffs a week & 1/2 from now.

The next OP should be an image of Conforto. He will appreciate the support

>>150218465
>>150218482
We re2pect the sandlot on this general

>>150218441
>obscenely talented
>endless statpadding
>doesn't play defense
baseball Westbrook

>>150218083
FLEECED

>>150218500
Let's make it a Cubbie genny

>>150218491
faster

these games suck!!

>>150218502
>>doesn't play defense
Is he not pitching?

>>150218385
>>150218465
>>150218482
>>150218501
>no sandlot

my poodres have 69 wins :)

Dansby fagson kek

doyerpacos are seething again kek

2-0 stros

>>150217974
incredibly based

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>150218385
>Django unchained
Literal anti-white gore porn

>>150218530
You’d better not be spamming/flooding!

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD?

>>150218395
8:30 PM.

Watching the Bergmanstein Bowl in the meantime.

>>150218521
>19 IP
He's a glorified spot starter

>>150218502
Ohtani on the Angels
>one of the greatest players of the game
>carried the team on his shoulders for years
>tore his ucl twice for them
Ohtani on the Dodgers
>statpadder
>doesn’t contribute anything
>troublemaker

>>150218542
Good

>>150218542
thas right massa

>>150218557
he was injured

>>150217307
Yeah the one by the airport lol

>>150218521
Pitching is pitching only the newest of newfags would call it playing defense. Two distinct things.

>first pitch at 5:15pm
well it's a little earlier than our usual 6:40pm start but we can accommodate the east coasties just this once

>>150218542
Still Tarantino's best movie since Kill Bill 1/2

>>150218546
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150218565
>has to live vicariously through hollyjew fiction

cubbie wubbie dubbie bearsies

>>150218575
That’s because Tarantino is hellbent on that 10 movie shit.

>>150218575
His only good movies are Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and Jackie Brown

>>150218575
I liked Inglorious basterds more than the kill bills

>>150218584
Silence toid. Birthrates

>>150218575
I wish Kill Bill 2 would've ended differently. The kill on Bill just felt underwhelming, even tho I did cry when The Bride was watching movie with her child she just met.

>>150218573
surely gilby isnt pitching right

>>150218542
shaw 'nuff pair-o-bowl 'ginst lettin' yer darkies run right rampant y'see. yessuh we's near bouts tickled pink on the plantation tuh see it.

>Trevor Story at second
It’s over for Houston.

Please fuck my ass

>>150218612
it's walter tonight, i hope

>>150218573
>X:40 start times
>not X:15 start times
Ishiggydiggy

>>150218631
X:10

>>150218613
Is that were Tariq got buck breaking from?

>not directly replying
I win :)

>>150218599
DESU Jackie Brown is his best movie, all of his movies are kinda shlocky. Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs are just his most readily consumed/hyped movies.

>>150218602
Basterds drags for me besides when Cristoph Waltz is on screen. He was good in Django, too.

>>150218647
faggot

I did not care for The Warriors

BUSCHIE BLAST!!!

Take that!

BUSCHIE BLAST!

Gausman ambushed

yea.. YEA!!!

>>150218575
Once upon a time in hollywood would've been much better if they cut out the Leo filming that spaghetti western scenes.

>>150218658
Not my fault FBAs write homosexaul fanfiction about white men fucking them

Django Unchained>Inglourious Basterds> Reservoir Dogs > Kill Bill: Volume 1 & 2> Pulp Fiction>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood>The Hateful Eight
I haven't seen Jackie Brown or Death Proof

phillies clown fielding

>>150218670
>>150218671
>>150218675
cubs suck

>>150218628
I look like that

PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK

ffs gg reds lmfao

>>150218685
Death Proof is amazing

>>150218679
Leo was the only part of the movie I cared about. I hate his historical revision shit with the killings in Hollywood. The ending was fucking garbage.

>>150218685
Don't forget you have to watch both versions of Death Proof the Grindhouse one, and the longer one.

attaeye seiya

reminder that cubs fans are browns

Holy shit noelvi marte

>turning 0-2 into a walk
figure it out Gaus

>>150218706
..da fvk?

No one cares, Chikaner

>>150218700
it's a fairy tale, it's meant to have a happy ending

>>150218698
>>150218701
Deathproof is easily his worst film. It’s literally just four bitches yapping for 40 minutes then they die and four new bitches yap for 40 minutes then there’s a car chase. I fucking hate that movie, Planet Terror was so much better it was almost embarrassing seeing them in theaters together.

Hows about yous try hitting the ball in the air instead of grounding out to 1st or 2nd

He’s done for the year. Fuck

>>150218723
>muncy is kill
>>150218730
he made the perfect low budget slasher actually

>>150218572
>Pitching is pitching only the newest of newfags would call it playing defense
would you say the catcher is defense? or do you only respect the other fielders?

Death Proof is the worst

>implying
Kek toids

>>150218762
She prob suh his dihh

CADE'm!

Jim Wolfes zone is W E I R D

Holy freakin crap lois

Where’d that miss you fucking shithead? WAKE UP FUCKHEAD WASTE OF LIFE

sit teh FVCK down!!! STRIKE 6!

Winning a game vs the angels is like winning the world series for doyerpacos

>>150218753
It was boring as fuck and mogged by PT which was perfectly funny and campy. It was like PT hyped you up for Tarantino’s movie and what you got was 90 mins of muh Tarantino’s famous dialogue: the movie! His writing sucks I can’t believe he gets so much credit for it.

>>150218800
having no rings is like being a poodres fan

>>150218811
having no legitimate rings is like having rings to doyerpacos

everyone congrats phillies and guardians on their seasons cause today it has come tto an end
Congrats to both those!

Horton is cooking my Jays

>>150217709
that's not part of LA

every doyerpaco ring is a mickey mouse ring

>>150217680
the first place San Diego Padres?

>>150218808
I enjoy it for what it is. Planet Terror is notable for being the last watchable thing from Rodriguez.

>>150218831
Kek it really do be like that

>>150218824
Hair? Not so much

>>150218840
J U S T

>>150218700
>The ending was fucking garbage.
That was the best part ya nerd.

Starting to really feel for PCA.

PCA? more like PCP this nigga tweakin' at the plate!

Hey congrats phillies and guardians!! Your season is over see you next year!

>>150218762
the only reason to cheat is because they provide something the other doesn't (ie anal sex)

>umps missed a balk
KEK

>>150218840
>i’ll never be as good as jose bautista or vladdy
>i’m a cheater
>i should kill myself

>>150218787
Where do you get this? I'm American so I'm sure its around.

>>150218685
they're all pretty shit, desu

I like the jays broadcast

>>150218817
This is true. If you have top 10 payroll all your rings are illegitimate. That’s why the Brewers must win this year to save baseball

>>150218831
so true kek

>>150218866
but enough about the 2017 astros

>>150218787
this doesn't semen like it would work

>>150218199
I just had some culver's, the burgers are fine but the shake and curds are why I go

>>150218875
>brewers-jays world series
>somehow manage to get fewer viewers than 2020 and 2023
YIKES

>>150218887
>when your autocorrect tells on you

>>150211429
>>150211429

>>150211429

>>150211429

>>150211429


RECYCLE

>taking this long for a nu
you're just asking for chikaner doyer thread

you fucking suck phillies and guardians

>>150218875
Brewers winning the world series would destroy any argument for a salary cap

>>150218887
Btfo by autocorrect kek!

>>150218917
fuwawa mogs

phew