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POR: NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from the estate of Paul G. Allen for a valuation of over $4 billion, sources tell ESPN.

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nike bros....

i was 99% sure i would see phil knight as blazers owner before i die

Anime

literally me right now

>ynr ja morant
>>150216987
based

TYBH

>>150217220
based

>>150217156
>that 6 month window years ago where people were acting like Morant was actually a top tier player and Memphis was a legit contender

You think they?…..

Yup

>>150217366
had sex?

>>150217420
out of all the dunking posters in this tiny thread, no one will even come close to being dunked on as hard this post right here

>>150217366
gay

has lebron failed to take over LA?

>>150217420
This woman is disgusting looking. Anthony Edwards is a loser

>>150217528
LgAY
forever in kobe's shadow

>>150217542
well what would you do when you're fucking a woman and she drops the line "cum inside me"

>>150217556
that's not even the case. Lots of these multimillionaire athletes wear condoms. After ejaculating a load into the bag, the bag gets thrown away. These golddigging demons take that bag out of the trash and insert it into their gaping wound. Is there any law in America that will defend the man that didn't want any kids during these sexual encounters? Is there any law that says, hey bitch, you went dumpster diving and filled your sack with what was suppose to be discarded? Is there any law that protects a man when he states: I consent to protected sex, and do NOT consent if the semen demon takes my semen is a used condom, inserts it in her vagina, and claims she is now pregnant and wants me to pay up for the rest of my life? Well?

>>150217716
those condoms are supposed to have spermicide

>>150217716
wearing a condom makes sex a complete waste of time. You might as well just jerk off. If these niggas were smart they'd just find a down chick who knows how to play the game, which apparently there are a lot of if you look

warrior bros how we feeling?
https://youtu.be/782DeJNJDsk

League ain't ready for year 3 Chetty

Thoughts on the mother of LeBrons grandchildren?

post legendary draft busts, i'll start.

the raptors are the gayest team in the league

>>150218440
>matching swimsuits

Come on Bronny, you can do better than that

>>150218492
the first black player the jazz have drafted in a while

>>150218492
There's no expectation for the 5th pick. The best one we got in the last decade was trae

Whats the point of winning the finals in MSG, the fans are just gonna be hungry again in an hour

So who are the best American players in the league right now?

>>150219359
Steph
AD
ANT
Cade
Hali
Brunson
Paolo
Kawhi
Harden
Lemickey

>>150218440
What race is that?

>>150218492
Sterling "Scoot" Henderson

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the new owner of your Seattle Trailblazers

>>150219793
*Vegas

>>150219359
caitlin clark

>>150219778
6ers making the playoffs this year

>>150217544
he's still the best player in franchise history for the cavs at least

Lebron is the best Cavs player ever
Lebron is the best Heat player ever
Lebron is the best Lakers player ever.

>>150221191
>Lebron is the best Cavs player ever
yea
>Lebron is the best Heat player ever
could say wade but yea
>Lebron is the best Lakers player ever.
hes barely a top 10 laker, it wouldnt even be crazy to leave him out of the laker top 10.

>>150221744
1. Magic
2. Kobe
3. Kareem
4. West
5. Wilt
6. Baylor
7. Mikan
8. Pau
9. Worthy
10. Lebron

Honorable Mentions
Wilkes
Goodrich
Cooper
Scott


Lebron can easily be not a top 10 Laker. Hes only above the 4 HM because he won the ring as the #1, none of the guys I listed were #1 options, just the sidekicks.

kawhi lookin like t-pain out there

>>150221798
Where's Shaq?

our secondary might be cooked

>>150219793
thought that was brent barry for a minute but my face blindness cannot be trusted

>>150216987
based hitsugaya fan

Lebron died on the Cavs for you

this man was really out there hoopin with 20 year olds in his 40's lmao. makes me wonder who in the nba today is really 20 years older than they say they claim to be

Steph bros....ayesha hasn't courted a center for us yet

>>150222717
Embiids knees certainly. go ahead, post the meme.

Randomly thought of the nba today and remembered how SGA had basically the entire league rig him a championship. Fuck this gay ass "sport" it's literally just refball

>>150223273
exactly right. dudes talk about best teams of all time nobody mentions this recent thunder team. we all know.

okc were the better team

>>150223273
Only losers blame the refs.

Nico did nothing wrong

fire morey, sell the team

>>150223453
1 interaction of 23472348723 in the playoffs good job you found 1 if you watched the games you would be embarrassed to even post this.

>>150223583
I did watch the games, that's why I posted it

>>150223616
naw you are doing the common leaf posting of bullshit to get yous and this is the last youll get

Grabbing thug SGA was fine all playoffs, but the minute 6'5 Alex Caruso puts his hand on lovable chungus chokic and ASSAULTS him, it's a crime against basketball

Time to say good bye and move on.

Deni Avdija is my favourite NBA player

>>150223273
Stop watching and talking about it then (you won’t)

>>150224245
and then said leaf posted the opposite. there are at least 2 leaf psychos amongst us. ignore them.

Does anyone have that edit of Pascal Siakam dressed like a Klansman and Curry being lynched? circa 2019

Anyone have that webm of LeBron embarrassing himself?

The ONLY ACTIVE NBA PLAYERS with 100% Hall of Fame probability

LeBron James
Kevin Durant
Chris Paul
Stephen Curry
James Harden

(via Basketball Reference)

Is this accurate or anything that /sp/ would change?

>>150224777
where's Jayson Tatum???

>>150224795
bandaging his pussy

>>150224777
They forgot about Dray

Why is XLNC so much better than Assar Thompshit?

>>150224871
They both have that same middle name, oddly

Oh wait Ausar is also called XLNC I didn’t know that

>>150224844
Not first ballot

>>150224871
Got more nutrients in the womb

>>150224881
Yeah kek just realised

>>150224871
No bloodclots

>>150224777
>Assumes KD will end his career at Houston
kek

Topic is 6’11 with elite PG skills

>>150225084
>37
his legs about to go by the time his contract ends.

https://x.com/OnBallSteph/status/1955738929963131081?t=ypw_5duVHj5KAdHWwIeKkw&s=09
Kerr is one of the few coaches I respect, just because hes straight honest. Capitulates to draymond a bit too much, but what can you do, draymond is realistically probably protected by powers above him.

>>150225344
His only issue is he can’t develop talent, but most of the great all time coaches didn’t want to play or keep young players

>>150225413
>kumingtard fan
i never implied hes a bad coach, just overrated.

Apparently this isn't worth trading Luka for...

>>150225430
>bawb and his "advanced stats"
kek

>>150225652
COPE

>>150225879
damn

>>150225984
BASED

>>150225984
>bawb has no response for this
grim

>>150225984
Why can’t white devils win?

got it.

>>150226002
>>150226093
>>150226101

>>150226137
thats a faggot as lightskin, we dont claim him. black kings on top. BAWB seethe kek.

>>150226155
AVRA NVKE

>>150226155
BABB claiming credit for the hard work of CarusGOAT and Chet

>>150226155
bawb cord hated this one

>>150226169
Who won FMVP/WCMVP/MVP, bitch ass cracker boy?

>>150226169
List the awards those BAWBS won, dumb bawb

>>150226191
The Jews gave him those awards

>>150226209
>da jooz
typical bawb blaming his issues on jews

>>150226209
Did Jews do this? Idiot cracker.

the jews did that as well yes

>>150226209
>black men played ball so good it made him into a conspiracy theorist
Typical BAWB

>>150226297
Lmao bawb cope is downright pathetic

BAWB melty incoming? Bulgaria used to be really good at those. These new BAWBs lack aura.

>>150226324
These new white boys just report you for saying cracker then start saying racist shit once you get a 3 day, fuck Nikola Jokic and anyone that looks like him

>>150226324
bawb cord has been nothing since Bulgaria and Lectivius left.

Meal.

>>150226525
What’s that green drink?

>WE BEAT ALL INJURED TEAMS
>WE BEAT ALL INJURED TEAMS!

naaah aint no way these babbs are crying racism in the year of our lord 2025 lmaooo grow up get a job

>>150226573
What did Jokic do in game 7 in the second round?

>>150226573
niglets treat sggays one and done ring like it's the greatest thing ever I wonder how they'll cope this season

>>150226596
t. lifelong nuggets fan of 3 years

>>150226406
Leviticus is getting his skull bashed in by the serbian police as we speak

oh xhe is seething

fuck gaybe faggot

>>150224883
ya he will be or the photos are gettin leaked

Feels like the Craptors are truly back to form of complete suckitude.

Shit-tier GM, very low ceiling team, refusal to tank/rebuild properly, just kicking the can down the road.

I don't think I've been less hype for an upcoming season in a long time.

>All news has been “positive” regarding Joel Embiid’s health—though more decisions on Embiid’s availability for training camp remain, Nick Nurse told @talkSPORT


>“All the news is positive. I know he's working very, very hard and I think things look good. Whether he's ready for training camp or not, I think there's maybe a lot more decisions than that to make before we get there. But our main thing is that he's healthy to play and play to his nearest capabilities.”

damn we're already in the propaganda part of the offseason. Just need to see a skinny Zion pic, another Simmons shooting vid, and some "we love our team" from the bucks, suns, bulls, etc.

>>150227046
Healthy Embiid is the best player in the world

Maxey
Grimes/McCain
Edgecombe
George
Embiid

With health in the East this is a Finals team

>>150227171
>Healthy Embiid is the best player in the world
If that was the case, he would have made it past the second round.

>>150227171
>healthy and Embiid in the same sentence

just learned about yuki kawamura
what a fun guy to watch
hope he can show us his stuff come showtime

>>150227325
Aura

>>150227191
He’s been hurt every post season, league changed the rules on qualifying for awards just to prevent him getting adequate rest Silver has an agenda
>>150227199
We saw what healthy Embiid could do in the Olympics, they need to shorten the regular season

>>150227385
>league changed the rules on qualifying for awards
If you don’t show up for work. I why should you be rewarded? Everyone agrees that that rule was for the best. No more load management.

>>150227385
>shorten the regular season because embiid cannot stay healthy
Staying healthy is a part of the game, and the league does not revolve around Embiid. Just because he cannot play 75 games doesn’t mean the league should change something that’s existed for years.

>>150227385
>sixer fan still thinking the league is against them 6 years later

Will we ever get to see Jokic with a true costar

>>150227385
embiid wasn't healthy in the olympics come on

>>150227385
What the fuck do the olympics have to do with anything? It's an all-star team that convenes once every four years and mostly plays against grossly overmatched competition.

Yeah, if you give Embiid LeBron, Curry, Anthony Davis, Jrue Holiday, Kevin Durant and Anthiny Edwards as teammates he'll manage to (barely) beat a Serbain national team with two NBA players on it. So fucking what? Winning a gold for team USA is like graduating from high school with a 2.5 GPA. It's good that you didn't fail but all it means is that you did what you were supposed to do.

>>150227171
>Healthy Embiid
>George
KEK

>>150227911
That’s the only team award Embiid has won so the embiidfaggot will bring it up constantly.

This nigga thinks Paul George will contribute anything in the big 2025.

National TV games for next season:

Thunder: 34
Warriors: 34
Lakers: 34
Knicks: 34
Timberwolves: 28
Rockets: 28
Nuggets: 26
Celtics: 25 (lol)
Cavs: 24
Mavericks: 23

>>150228031
weapschizo hated this one

Melo don't read too well

We are the best big 3 in the league

>>150228031
how many nationally televised games is gaytum playing this year, faggot motherfucker?

>>150228131
Same as the amount championships the heat won this decade

>>150227968
I don't understand. Where are the title darkhorse clippers?

>>150227555
>most injured team in NBA has the most back-to-backs, most road back-to-backs and shortest average rest time between games
yes

>>150228120
but enough about the heat

Not AI

fakers got another cakewalk schedule

Meal from that garden. Shoot a 3 like larry b

>>150228495
lookin good chet!

Sliver trying to kill Embiid lol.

>>150228544
he's an asshole

>>150227951
You know what's really pathetic is how it's his only accomplishment and it still was done in the cheesiest way possible. Dude bailed on his actual home country so he could win a gold on easy mode.

>Chiraq still haven't paid our favourite ephebophile
Fuck wrong wit em

Grim.

>>150228821
Bulls have been stingy since before Giddey was born, they’re definitely not going to pay him

>>150228821
he will sign the pippen deal. Diddey has no other options

I'm not watching this pissant league unless westJOSEPHSMITH signs with a contender immediately.

Did the Bulls draft that Noa Essangue kid that looks like Scottie Pippen and got dunked on? He put up good stats as an 18 year old against grown men, could see him actually playing that Scottie role on a contender

>>150229148
He’s already a meme

>>150229164
He’s 6’10 with a 9’2 standing reach and drew 5 FTA per game against adults while only playing 23mpg, doesn’t turn 19 till December either. You have to remember Scottie was three years older getting literally slapped in the face in the locker room by Charles Oakley and taking it, Noa will be fine

>>150228821
He deserves better than the bulls. He should join ANT on the Wolves and replace unc Conley

>>150228716
>hornets vs cavs

Kuminga’s not even that good, why does he think he deserves all this leverage

>>150229394
Bums like Scotty Barnes and Immannuel Quickley making 30m a year has emboldened all kinds of shitters

>>150229394
He thinks he’d average 20 if not for Kerr keeping him on the bench/giving him inconsistent minutes, and he only has 10-15 years to make any money in this profession

>>150229584
he probably would. Kuminga with a green light will put up points. He'd be a borderline rookie max player if he got to statpad on a shit team and that's probably why he's pissed

>>150229614
He’s a role player who needs to learn his role. Look at Obi Toppin.

>>150229136
Can't wait to see what westbrick's 12th team in 13 seasons will be

>>150229766
shut up bitch

Why hasnt bron announced his retirement season

Bron can be a top 20 player in the NBA even in his 50s.

>>150229919
Westbrook so ass no team wants him kek

>>150230151
I eat shit like you for breakfast

>>150230020
Can you take roids and be fine at that age?

>>150230176
>I eat shit for breakfast
We know, Prakash

Why did the bawb ‘cord get so quiet?

>>150216830 (OP)
If lebron is still a top 10 player than is julius randle top 5?

hey guys whats bryce james NBA potential? could he better than his brother?

>>150219445
>What race is that?
Chicana

>>150229922
he's not retiring after this season.

>>150230582
It's babb hours

Here's the link for anyone interested in securing MPJ's bag

https://www.yanhee.net/cosmetic-services/sex-reassignment-surgery/male-to-female-surgery/

>>150231479
nobody wants anybody who has had bottom surgery except maybe their fellow mentally ill counterparts. The cock is one of the best parts

why's he acting like this?

>>150231479
jeets tap in

>>150230791
kek

Now THIS is a meal

BOOM SHAKALAKA

>>150231528
Truth nuke from inceltic

>>150231862
That's why you hook up in highschool and college. This niggas don't learn

>>150231862
my man been cooking and spitting that truth

>>150219644
Why is there a trophy next to Gaytum?

>>150219644
Where is SGA's championship trophy?

Ex-Lakers trainer Gary Vitti says Shaq used to stick toothbrushes up his crack, and once wiped his butt and threw feces-covered toilet paper at him

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA )

>>150232113
What compels someone to do this?

Your favorite player is a faggot who is worse than Steph

>>150231953
SnowGODS won

>>150231953
Based. Neither of them have a son that looks like either of them. And he's already balding at the age of one?

>>150232120
shaq never mentions his parents I assume he had a fucked up childhood.

girl at the gym is almost half naked and kept walking in front of me when I was walking the track which made me have to look up while walking or speed up to pass her. very annoying. 2nd time she's done this to me. can I walk the track and listen to music in peace?

>>150232305
Why are you on /nba/ at the gym

>>150232305
>gym is almost half naked
I never understood why they do this. I mostly hoop at my gym and almost never touch the weights but when I go up I see a few

>>150232336
>he doesn't browse /nba/ in between sets
NGMI

gym?

Texas is playing Canada right now

>>150232774
link?

>>150232175
he talks about his dad a lot who was a career military man. Shaq is a military brat.

>>150232925
It's on hulu. Nobody's probably illegally streaming it since it's just womens ball

I was raped in my ass by a couple of body builders once at the gym. I was in the showers when they barged in and had their way with me..

>>150232975
hope you stay healthy this season, AD

>>150232962
>womens ball
why are you even telling us about it then? goodness anon

>>150233123
So unfair. I wish I was born one of these women passed around by all the NBA players. How lucky those women have to be to take in so much BBC from peak physical NBA stars.

>>150233209
gooo C's!

Once a year I feel the need to look up And1 mixtapes on YouTube. Why did Streetball die?

>>150233123
Brandon ingram and anfernee simons knocked up the same girl

>>150233209
Tyler...

>>150226525
Nigga you Gotta tell me what specific order this is for my next uber eats order

>>150233508
how does china spend so much money on bball yet still suck? Athleticism is one thing but you'd think they would be dribbling and shooting machines

>>150233515
i dunno i think they're pretty good for an asian country

>>150227325
we forgetting he went 8/27 or sumn?
how you gon dicksuck 29 points on 27 shots da fuq? nigga is carried

>>150233539
He had 12 assists dumb boxscore watcher. You ain't say shit when it was Dirk going 9 - 27 in 2011

>>150229614
>he probably would.
people still dumb about stats to this day, they dont realize not all 20 point scorers are made the same. niggas act like dame had no help on portland but had cj mcullum dropping 20, and nobody overhypes him the way they do klay

>>150232130
>who is worse than Steph
theres nothing wrong with steph.

that nigga superman took someones wife.

>>150233570
lol. thats not an excuse bum ass, do you realize how much of a blackhole ballhog you have to be to take 27 shots and luck into 12 basic ass assists?
lol retard

>>150233602
I'd let him take mine too.

>>150233602
>>150233624
after they said cut btw. which nba player would allow themselves to be cucked like this?

>>150233604
You don't "luck" into 12 assists, dipshit. Sounds like you don't know what makes a champion: guys like Dirk, Kobe, and SGA, since you only care about efficiency and stats like a poindexter. Retarded thinking like yours is why Chokic only took 1 shot attempt in the second half of a game 7 and ANT was too scared to shoot all WCFs. It's Loser mentality.

>>150233650
>>150233659
you just know gaytum is ITCHING to watch this like the good little cuck he is.

>>150232130
uhh anon... 99.9% of NBA players who ever lived are "worse" than steph

>>150233652
>You don't "luck" into 12 assists, dipshit.
Lol, you might actually be retarded. Watch thinking basketball. I could go find the video on assisst for you to show how retarded you are, but that would only be babying your retardation further

>>150233665
>>150233602
>>150233650
>>150233659
>>150233665

>>150233707
weapschizos back.

>skitz discovers photoshop
inceltic cooked

>>150233692
Go find it for me then gigaretard.You clearly don't know basketball, seeing as you can only read boxscore numbers instead of understanding why SGA would continue to take 3s, make or miss, with Hartenstein and Chet in the paint against Myles Turner. You're dumb as hell

>>150233739
calm down prakash

>>150233739
Count to 10 and take some deep breaths ya basket case tard

>>150233755
>>150233767
Not an argument

saar sga shooting 30% is heroic and empowering

>>150233789
Say this about Dirk and BAWBs unironically believe it.

>>150233791
Im sitting at 6 because I love snowbunnies. But 7 is entertaining because it would be easy to instigate a fight.

BAWB kween diddystralia can't handle my trvkes

>>150233776
You’re Indian. Everything “argument” you have is invalid. During our pick up runs, some jeet dude was walking in the lobby for over an hour on the phone. Everyone on the court, blacks, white and an even an asian were mocking him. No race likes you, you’re the vermin of this world. It’s literally openly ok to be racist to jeets. That’s what the world thinks of you. Please keep eating shit, worshiping cows and drinking cow urine, not showering and not using deodorant, dumb jeet.

>>150233857
Bro wtf

>>150233857
Cooked him kek

>>150233857
> Everything “argument” you have is invalid.
You can't call people indian and then talk like this lmao. Blud didn't take his ESL classes.

>>150233857
Cooked that jeet

the xheet is grasping at straws kek

>>150233864
His grammar was incorrect but his point stands.

>>150233857
Bawbs did not come to play today it seems

someone doxx this dumbass argentinian spamming the board with his racebait and porn

Pakesh is boiling oh nonononono kek

BAWBcord is LOSING it right now kek

>>150233890
QRD? I love /sp/ drama

>
kek der jeet is losing it

On another note, the NBA should really adopt FIBA/Eurobasket's assist criteria. It would get rid of at least 1/3rd of chokic and other touchbabbies fake ass assist statpads.

>>150233857
why did this upset the jeet?

>>150233899
there isnt even any drama some retard has been spamming the board with this shit for weeks now. its embarrassing how desperate the cuck is for attention

>>150233890
>>150233899
you don't know about el chikaner?

>>150233905
indians are pretty cool in my opinion it's the chinese that are the problem

>>150233857
Holy moly this smelly indian freak got raped

>>150233899
it's the usual schizo posting for yous. same poster starting arguments against himself being irrational doing what i hope to god is actually just trolling. its typical leaf stuff if youve been here a while.

>>150233916
i do i just refuse to adress that rat by his "name" because i cant stand wannabe celebrities

>>150233857
>some jeet dude was walking in the lobby for over an hour on the phone.
probably scamming someone, pays for a gym membership so he can stare at young girls working out and use the fast wifi.

>>150233922
wait is he the leaf that spams about curry. ive literally seen that nigga just start arguing with himself while posting essays of nonsense.

>>150233938
thats my theory of the crime

>>150233938
>>150233944
you niggas are so out of the loop el chikaner is argentinian and appeared during the last world cup

>>150233950
You havent yet realized that 4chan is full of retards that just make up shit to confirm their biases? Theyre not even saying or referring to anything real, just literally "writing into reality" shit to discredit somebody they dont like who actually talks about basketball lengthily here.

>>150233899
he keeps posting this nice white pussy

>>150233923
>>150233890
kek what's the sudaca larping as italian from /int/ doing seething in /nba/?
it's 6am in italy you stupid sudaca nigger
VPN off

>>150233915
its to get them rangebanned or imagebanned/verificationrequired

>>150233976
Who the fuck are you? First time I’ve seen this flag in this general

>>150233981
It seems that /int/ drama has leaked into /nba/

>>150233993
That board is full of lunatics. Ever heard of Lee? And that’s just the start

>>150233981
no clue what this retarded ape is talking about
>>150233993
fuck that shithole board

swapping to anti-shitalian pasta now

And now he’s here in this general. Great job retards

translation: i use 4chan search in hopes of any mention of me because nobody is retarded enough to entertain my cringy spam threads

O CHIKANER

>>150233950
we arent talking about that dude, dude

Still waiting for the video btw
>>150233739

>>150234025
Say what you want, but you are 100% a brown shitskin from the third world

>>150234031
i saw you discussing the 'log when i switched to index view by bump order

>>150234049
You watch the catalog to see if people bring your name up? /nba/ schizos need to step up there games good lord

>>150234042
alri zhang

>>150234054
i figured people would be talking about my spam is all

Minor changes in title odds (ESPN)
Oklahoma City Thunder +225 HIGHER
Denver Nuggets +700 HIGHER
Cleveland Cavaliers +800 SAME
New York Knicks +800 SAME
Houston Rockets +850 LOWER

>>150234054
Skitz and inceltic write that shit down

>>150234055
Nothing you say matters when you're brown and from the third world. You're on the same level as Brazil and Mexico you tiny latinx subhuman.

>>150234063
i still dont see the cavs as contenders. they just dont have it in them. i wouldnt mind being proven wrong though i like them

>>150234072
They have a free ride to the finals, provided Mitchell, Mobley, and Garland don't all get hurt at the same time again. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they try to move off Garland by the trade deadline.

>>150234079
i dont think its possible by salary but lebron for garland was discussed here for a while and i like lebron filling in the wing position and doing the playmaking

italy made the argie spam the general. what have you done

Italy is a bro.

>>150234575
my goat

>>150234087
It’d be a miracle if the Lakers managed to beat LeCancer this year. They’d have to flip Garland and make it a three teamer through

Bulgaria, Weapschizo , Lectivius and Inceltic in their primes wipe this agie dude

>>150234632
Niggas don’t know about that 23-24 season /nba/

>>150234575
based bleachads

Kd going to war on twitter with random ass AAU coaches lmao

>>150234910
is that his mission today lol post link

>>150234910
nobody's safe when KD is using 1 phone let alone 2 burners as well

>>150234969
Just check his twitter

>>150235000
He 100% has posted here.

this is wild lmao and this is just a small bit of it. there are dozens of posts from kd and others

Our response?

>>150235043
Did something happen for KD to lose his shit the last couple weeks? He got the team he wanted he should be at his happiest in years

Someone go tell KD to come to /nba/ if he wants to see real schizos haters.

>>150235010
if a Malaysian crossword puzzles from the 1950s fan forum existed KD would post there

>>150235053
OKC winning the championship. He did the same thing on twitter when GS won in 2022. He must take these things really personally or it makes him upset.

>>150235053
He's always been active on twitter

>>150235133
>since 09
yea I forget KD an unc

>>150235053
Sliver forced KD on the cuck chair while SGA and co celebrating their championship opening game probably didn’t help.

If KD wanted the glory of bringing a ring to OKC all he had to do was stay put lol They probably could've beaten the warriors in the next few years, if not the very following year. Those series were extremely competitive.

>>150235244
why do you thinks hes having a melty on twitter? he knows that.

I cant believe stephen a smith is discussed as an actual candidate for the next presidential election

>>150235359
since trump opened the door for celebrities, the dems could compete using someone like stephen a. he's been talking a lot of politics over the last few years too, making a lot of appearances on fox. and on his youtube channel, his political videos get as much, and in come case more views than his sports videos. it's either him, AOC, kamala again, or gavin newsom.

>>150235383
He struck me as a black republican type

>>150235482
yeah hes more of a republican but if he runs he'll run as a democrat

>>150235509
Would be funny seeing Stephen A laugh as Obama. Thank God democracy isn’t real kek

>>150235568
Larp as Obama*

damn another day of waking up not feeling like killing myself canadian jeets could never

which nba player has the strongest overhead press?

>>150237269
Rob DillinGOD

>BREAKING: The NBA regular season goes as follows:

Mondays: Peacock
Tuesdays: NBC, Peacock
Wednesdays: ESPN
Thursdays: Amazon Prime
Fridays: Amazon Prime, ESPN
Saturdays: Amazon Prime, ABC
Sundays: ABC, NBC, Peacock

How bad is it i want cp3 to get a ring

>>150237665
picrel

Don't even remember who was in the finals desu

>>150237853
how old are you? developing slzheimers this young is kinda bad anon

He will be 37 by the time the season starts and he still dorsn't have a team

>>150238190
someone will sign westgod. he's not getting sent to china

did yal here about lil yatchys geroge floyd bar? got unc stephen jackson pissed

https://x.com/glock_topickz/status/1956166112862732737?s=46

im going to try and talk to more women, but the end of the year I should have a girlfriend

>>150238946
dont look for a girlfriend. just make money.

>>150238946
moner is cute. ireshart had good taste

>>150238613
Are black people really still sensitive about Floyd. Also what's a SAMBO ass nigga

>>150239125
>Are black people really still sensitive about Floyd.
not that im aware of. and sambo is some unc shit dont even worry about it. its slang from the 1800s or some shit lmaoooooo

>>150239157
Yeah I thought Floyd jokes went out of fashion years ago because nobody was offended by them anymore. Seems Jackson knew him personally though according to wikipedia

how come everybody gets upset about a guy who ODed and not about a guy who was assassinated by lebum

>>150239125
Most black people like myself don’t care. Jackson and Floyd apparently grew up together so I could see why he would be upset.

>>150239359
Fair enough

Meal.

>>150239738
You’ll be dead by 50

>>150239738
AVRA

>>150239738
looking good champ

>>150239752
maybe he aint a lil bitch like you lmao real niggas dont die from eatin fast food a lot only lil bitch niggas with weak bodies do

>>150239752
bawb hands typed this post

So…. basketball?

Amerifats are subhuman

>>150239938
in between games i go to mcdonalds and down a few big macs

Official NBA youtube channel and they can't even use apostrophes correctly kek

>>150240591
maybe that video only feature one of the twins how can you tell they look exactly alike

>>150240907
Trve

Less than 12 days until bawbbasket

>>150241179
Why do all darkskins get those yellow eyes

>>150240913
My goat takes care of his kids

>>150241191
Good question

>>150241231
butthole circumference?

>>150240913
I can't rock with a dude who's knocking up thots left and right then abandoning the kids. The last thing we need is more people with daddy issues raised by whores

>>150241270
Weapschizo????

>>150241231
That ain't his kid though

>>150241231
His kid is going to be so tall.

>>150235053
Its pretty obvious that people shit on him to an extra degree whenever he loses during a time where some other past team he was on that he left, won something.

Its pretty simple that he just doesnt like narratives. Which is reasonable. People make it about things other than his skill or play. Its about "OKC won a championship when you BETRAYED THEM!!!!" (moralizing psychologizing language is narrative based). Or "Golden State Won without you, you were carried!!!" this is the only one thats remotely close to reasonable and true only because it counteracts another narrative, that the media was pushing implying that that 2017 to 2019 golden state team was HIS and it was about KD vs Lebron, and Curry was just a side kick.

BUT that wasnt really his fault, he didn't push any of those narratives, and as far as I could tell he even wanted steph to get a FMVP. Durant doesnt come across as a mean guy. So when hes clashing with a bunch of people that hate him, and make everything about him more than they seem to actually care about basketball. It probably fuels his ego, but in a negative "world against me" kind of way.

Which makes sense when a bunch of randos try to make everything about you when its not. The OKC team to recently win the championship is so divorced from the OKC team Durant was on its actually hilarious. But not only that. This OKC team didnt even have to go against anywhere close to the competition his did. No Kobe Lakers, No Dirk Mavs, No Duncan Spurs, and No Curry warriors EVEN out of his prime they still dodged curry this recent season. Not that I think it would matter, the team is a shell of itself.

But you get the point. I used to dislike KD too because of how much he took away from Curry, but im slowly realizing hes a victim of narratives too.

>>150239738
I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THIS ORDER IS FUCKING RETARD

>>150241471
Quality post

>>150241471
>they dodged Curry
Curry’s sore pussy ass didn’t even play the second round due to a torn labia, only way he could have played OKC was by making the WCF, how’s that ducking?

>>150241231
>2 years old

>>150241770
He's so based

>>150241770
>Michael Porter Jr. says he would play Andrew Tate clips around women to see how they react

https://x.com/pgUNO_/status/1956324560728707292?t=4SbSfS7-WZzAzHQW75QY_Q&s=19
When the fuck did Dlo play with the warriors wtf? How did we give that up? If its before 2022 I understand, but post 2022? Are teams have been fucking garbage forever now

>was watching bball podcasts
>somebodh said kobe is a good playmaker
...huh? i wasnt into ball as a child so i didnt keep up with kobe, but for any OGs is he really a good playmaker? I never thought of him as such.
keep in mind that nowadays people dont just mean passing as playmaking but creating space I guess, which is kinda funny for a guy thought to be a ball hog, but i guess if hes drawing all the defenses attention it could make sense

>>150229614
>with a green light
Yeah, a lot of players can do that with a green light. Problem is he can't shoot the 3. He has zero leadership qualities and isn't a player that can contribute to winning basketball. If you want a player like that as your 1st/2nd option, then you're going to be a bottom feeding team. The offer that was given by the Warriors is a solid deal for his value. He's not a 30m player.

>>150243023
If he was on a bad team with no future he’d be getting paid like Scottie Barnes or Immanuel Quickley, how can you tell him to settle for less when his peers are getting paid more for less? NBA players have a short time to make money as well

GYATT DAMN... it's not gay to buy women's basketball shoes...right?

Danny Wolf

>>150243104
Scottie was ROTY and an all-star, that’s a horrible comparison.

>>150243225
Dat boy kosher

>>150243023
>Problem is he can't shoot the 3.
Not even the problem. People overblow the "3point revolution" there are a fuckton of players without a 3ball that succeed in the league. Kumingas problem is that he can play with the basketball. He cannot play the sport of basketball

>>150243225
6'11 with guard skills...

>>150243170
shes so fucking hot goddamn

>>150243319
Yeah, that’s what I see. I hate saying this term but he’s a “hooper” not a “basketball player”. Basically no BBIQ and thats why he kept getting benched by Kerr.

>>150243225
That’s baby Jokic

I’m thinking about Al Jefferson again..

>>150243170
That’s on my 21st birthday

>>150243319
that doesn't fucking matter in terms of securing the bag. Jalen Green put up some of the emptiest numbers imaginable while playing retard ball and got 30+ mil a year. It doesn't matter that the rockets immediately regretted it and jettisoned him at the first opportunity, he still got the bag. Guys like Kuminga see that shit and want in. Kuminga with his physical profile putting up 20+ is getting damn near a max on a shit team

>>150243583
>Guys like Kuminga see that shit and want in. Kuminga with his physical profile putting up 20+ is getting damn near a max on a shit team
Who cares man, should just let Golden State trade him, and then play some years on the traded team and earn that same 30 mill if its so easy

>>150243170
I can't think anything more manly than that anon. Especially if you have your Angel Reese gooning sessions while wearing them

>>150243583
>retarded teams make retarded financial decisions
Yeah and Warriors are smart to not pay someone who’s not worth it. Guarantee you a team like the Celtics would’ve done the same. CBA is telling teams to not throw away money anymore.

>>150243690
that circles back to the original point which is the warriors are holding him hostage and trying to ruin his bag. Ultimately it's going to blow up in both of their faces because he's going to play on QO and they're going to keep him benched

>>150243583
>It doesn't matter that the rockets immediately regretted it
That absolutely fucking matters. Yeah lets pay someone $30m, it doesnt matter if we regret it, lets just give him the money. Fucking dumbass.

>>150243583
He should have taken the extension the Warriors offered him last year instead of betting on himself, Green got his extension before the start of the season otherwise he’d be looking at the QO as well.

Kuminga's from a turd world African country and is trying to play hardball over $40 million KEK

Check out my Rivalry Week schedule:
>Sunday: Lakers vs Nuggets
>Tuesday: Lakers vs Mavs
>Thursday: Lakers vs Clippers
>Saturday: Lakers vs Celtics

Kumnigger can't shoot the meme, doesn't rebound, scores at a below average efficiency for a PF, provides nothing defensively, can't make the Warriors regular rotation, and no one wants to trade for him.

>>150244173
the kangz, suns, and a few others do but the warriors asking price is ridiculous. The whole situation is dumb. The warriors don't want to pay him but they want a haul like they actually value him

>>150243842
>ruin his bag
The only person ruining kumingas bag is kuminga himself. If he was worth a max he wouldve gotten in weeks ago

>>150244207
No one wants to pay him and no one thinks he's worth a 1st rounder. So he sucks shit and is overrated.

>>150244207
Dude, it’s the Kings. They just traded for a busted Demar, Lavine, and lost Fox and Haliburton. It says a lot if they’re targeting Kuminga next.

If I agree with Steve Kerr on something, then you might as well put it on the back of a math or physics textbook next to the equations for pythagorean theorem and shit. "Oh here it is right under the trig identities: Kuminga sucks dick".

>>150243726
>Especially if you have your Angel Reese gooning sessions while wearing them
not sure if I could take that risk, the urge to coom all over them would be way too strong

>>150244494
If Kuminga is that bad then the warriors would have traded him already and been done with it

>>150244562
lil bro doesn't even know what kuminga looks like

>>150244562
>If Kuminga is that bad then the warriors would have traded him already and been done with it
Youre retarded because you think the warriors organization isnt retarded because they got lucky after 09.

Joe Lacob is a retard obsessed with Kuminga, and because hes a whitey hes obsessed with "Athletic bigs!" So thats why they also retardedly got Wiseman when not only did they not actually need him as warriors have always been small ball and already had looney, but also because there were a dozen better options in that draft like....Hali or Ant.

>>150244562
He’s not that bad. He’s just not worth whatever bullshit he’s asking for. Nobody wants to overpay for non-guaranteed upside. $30m for a player that hasn’t even made all-star, get the fuck out.

Kerr is racist, gives Podz, Curry and Pat Spencer unlimited minutes just cause they look like him but completely ruined Moody, Wiseman and Kuminga’s career
You can tell he was on that good white boy shit when he named his son Nick

>>150244730
Wasn't Kerr literally in tears over George Floyd. Always disliked him since then, but maybe he was faking it to obscure his racism

>>150244762
Dude is the stereotypical neolib retard always trying to be a savior until it touches his bag same as bron. If blm hurt their pockets they wouldnt endorse it ever

>>150244730
Drayboon is the niggerest so naw

>>150244795
Draymond won’t take his shit is the only difference, Kerr bullies the ones he knows he can get away with it

>>150244794
Malcolm X is a smart man, very, very smart man

>>150244823
Drayboon is Kerr's strongest soldier

I see porter jr is giving based interviews every day

word on the streets is the goon dropped 25 against germany..

>>150245482
BBC?

>>150244885
uhh lebum u still need 20 more words to submit the form
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very

>>150245476
>For Turkey, Alperen Sengun had a dominant performance, finishing the game just one rebound short of a double-double with 25 points (9/11 FG), 9 rebounds, and 4 assists.

Im da fukin goat

>>150245891
DAMN it feels good to be a fan of the houston rockets

Meal.

>>150245967
I wish i was american, sometimes

>>150245967
I ordered two more mc crispys

It’s the same picture

>>150246399
i like that the blazers have had a 69 as their logo for so long

>>150246399
top is lowkey fire while bottom is missing something

It's destiny

Currently taking a steaming, heaping LeBron James. It smells awful and my wife is angry because she just cleaned the bathroom.

No idea why shes so upset. My response? “Its just basketball”.

>>150217220
Man I was at the court the other day and some faggot did this.
>he drives to the hoop
>tries to do a spin move thing but fucks up and trips
>falls over like a bag of trash
>falls into me and I fall over
>since im not a fat piece of shit I get up and im fine
>hes rolling around on the floor for like 2 minutes straight bitching about his ankle
>tries to imply it was somehow my fault when I know it wasnt, so no apology is issued by me
>acts like hes hobbled but occasionally will move like nothing is wrong

Honestly I feel like he was faking. Pussy ass faggot, and we still lost 13-9 because my teammate did not score a single point im not sure why. He was taller than all of us too.

>>150245967
I want to insult that neon colored abomination but deep down I know I would enjoy it

Fuck you

>>150245967
I wonder what this user’s physique looks like, I love fast food but I’ve had to cut back in my 30s

>>150247107
>lost to an injured fat ass
Kek what a bitch

>>150241231
AVRA

KD crashing out on twitter again......

Why NBA players marry small unathletic women?

>>150247537
KD is a faggot

>>150247129
he posted himself in a game thread, hes in above average shape. if he cut down on the baconator fries he'd look better.

>>150245967
Dumb fucking loser. It doesnt even say what kind of shake that is, I have never seen that flavour in my life.

Ill give him that alright

>>150247537
today ends in "y"....

>>150247537
hypocrite

>>150241191
yellow eyes mean bad kidneys or was it liver? one of the two

>>150241484
Baconator fries and some other shit

>>150241484
sorry. baconator fries, citrus refresher, Taki burger (classic) with a caramel fusion frosty

Nets traded for Highsmith and a future second from the Heat

>>150249561
Shaw must be drinking heavy to stay that fat at that height

>>150249741
based. appreciate the response. cant find baconator fries on uber, so the wendys near me must be shit

Which NBA team would be ideal for me?
> A team that's always a loser
> A team without any championships
> A pathetic team
> A team that's just a window dresser in the NBA
> A team that doesn't share its arena/stadium with a damn NHL team
> A team that almost never makes the playoffs
> A team with a very poor and weak fan base

>ynr the Lakers gave away Zubac for nothing

Another 300 IQ move by LeGM

Nico did nothing wrong

>>150248185
Did someone saved the pic? I'm curious to see his body

>>150252821
just looked like a normal dude. not fat not skinny. perhaps taller than you might think. people too caught up on his size, but not worried about the internals. nutrition, arterial blockages, blood pressure, all that shit. presumably he eats things other than what he posts. hopefully.

>>150252982
Is he white, black, asian, or other race?

>>150253017
black but did not devolve family history heredity none of that jazz. im sure he finds great humor in this entire thing either way.

>>150253046
I see

>>150253062
i wouldnt be surprised if it was a troll playing the long game or that we have multiple meal anons to be honest

>no luka pr material in a week despite eurobasket starting very soon
Hes gaining weight

NBA more concerned about Luka's weight than supermodels are about theirs. Big time concern trolling.

>>150253090
That would be very sad. Imagine wasting time on this meaningless game...

>>150253130
Speaking of this, I actually watched some highlights a few days ago. I'm not sure if it's the haircut or lack of facial hair, but he does look a bit fatter than his previous photos

>>150253192
I watched it live and was saying on here that all he's done is shave his neck beard. He was still gassed and gave no effort on defence in that game anyway

>>150253405
>gave no effort on defence
40 y/o lebron still gonna carry the lakers defense innit

>>150253489
Rough

>bookies still have 850 odds for nuggets to win the whole thing
i guess they just want me to get free money ok

the whole luka losing weight is a false flag. hes an offensive star and will never provide good defense. trying to turn him into a legendary two-way player is ridiculous. it's a pressure damn near unique to luka. you're supposed to build around a guy like him. not force him to adapt to the team or its demands. our once fat boy wont even be able to take fools down into the post now. hope you're happy. i'd much rather the focus was put on limiting his whining to refs instead of his caloric intake.

You now remember that Mavs tried to shop Luka to the Bucks and Wolves for Giannis or ANT and neither team wanted him

>>150253960
Losing weight will still help him since he'll be more durable. Luka was crippled in 2024 and still almost won a ring with DJJ as his 2nd option.

>>150253960
Losing weight will make it easier for him to get into the rim the way he did 2020-2022. Better fitness/conditioning makes it less likely to get injured as well

2024 playoffs luka wasnt really that good either. His team was just popping off, pj against the thunder and if you knew nothing about the nba you would have thought kyrie was the best player in the world

Taking a TJ McConnell in game 7

If you support Kyrie, you support anti-semitism.

>>150253960
So the only way Luka can be strong is if he is a fatass? I know it's not his style or whatever but he can be just as strong as he was when he was fat if he works out with weights while being healthy unlike when he was fat and always had injuries

It's weird that no one really even thinks this is a possibility. We can either have fat and strong Luka or skinny and weak Luka, nothing in between

>>150254693
>and if you knew nothing about the nba you would have thought kyrie was the best player in the world
Until the finals...

>>150255451
We dont talk about the finals..

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