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Rasm gonna finna win da owl

Yas queen

She's kind of boring tbqh

Hello.my Steelers are dead and an Irish rwtqrd kipled them

I would not be friends with Taylor

>>150218772
Its a state sponsored broadcast. Of course shes gonna be santitized.

I want to see Yatlor Swift as an oOlympian. Or be a tight end for the Chiefs

>>150218768
She knows she's cher right
She's past it
Kinda like Areon rogers

>>150218789
Which state, Utah? The Democratic Republic of Mayonnaise?

>>150215993
as he deserves

im starting to think every chiefs fan is a homosexual

>Philadelphia Eagles hall of fame
Um thank you

>Taylor is huge into numerology
i do not think I could date someone who talks like that

I just lost my girlfriend. Now I have to go find her.
I tell ya fellas every day with a woman is like Rodney Dangerfield. Ain't nothin but worry.

>>150218867
She wqnted to say goedels icompletness theorems but fell short because ofbthe religious implications

I really want to shave Jason's eyebrows. Like two big ass caterpillars looking at me. Wiggling at me.

How many this season?

>>150218772
Americans are boring people now

DPOY

>>150218867
I could if the numerology includes the billions of dollars she has

It's going to be the Chiefs at the playoffs again, innit? I don't want to see Taylor"s face this season.

>>150218967
They'll be worse and Travis is pretty washed so it will be less this year

>>150218910
at least 6 forced+recovered turnovers

Andy Reid is not a good man. Fuck off with this wank.

I have an absolute truth to present. Are any of you prepared to hear it? Particularly aimed at teenagers

did they discuss taytay being a treasonous whore on the pod?

>>150219031
No good billionaires

>>150219021
Pedosknee we already know you diddle kids trip on

>>150219021
I come to 4chan for sound life /adv/, lets hear it

>>150218861
why did the chargers pay becton?

>Washed
Travis Kelce lost like 30 pounds and is in better shape than he has been in years.

He's going to break Jerry Rice's playoff receiving records, and will be winning another Super Bowl (More rings than Gronk), and there is nothing you can do about it.

I'm not a Republican but I appreciate the pussy on kids
Something something freedom something something molest kids

>>150219059
Wow she's such a victim of her circumstances. Just like NFL players!

Which team makes good sourdough bread?

>>150219087
kek

>>150219059
What is it about white women when they hit their mid 30s, they become insanely hot

Mike Green can’t win defensive rookie of the year

>>150219089
Tampa since BAKER Mayfield is their QB

>>150219101
sir...

ravens drafted a rapist

>>150219101
Hi women are hot their entire lives sorry to inform you you're a fox news sexual

>>150219114
but hes pretty good at football so its ok

>>150219114
That doesn't sound like capitalism...

>>150219114
dont worry, they cut tugger

>>150219114
Many such cases

My girlfriend prised me a blojwob but instead fell asleep. Waht bfl franchis3 does this remind you of? Ladies?

not clicking that

>>150219114
he rapes, but he saves

Taylor is mid though

>>150219114
Good. Ravens tried to act like choir boy faggots for a long time after the Ray Rice situation and we ended up drafting like shit for years. We've gone back to getting ball players who let nothing stop them from achieving their goals

>>150218836
stafford took harder hits than that every series with the lions, i thought he would die on the turf

>>150219160
>x.com
Sounds like degeneracy

matthew golden

>>150219176
is ELITE

>>150219166
Kek What

>>150219089
My Ninies mascot is literally named Sourdough Sam

>>150219186
San Francisco is the worst city in America and that's a very low bar

>>150219176
high ceiling

>>150219165
My literal girlfriend is literally hotter than Millenial Swift

>>150219185
What's hard to understand about my post? I don't care if Mike Green did or didn't rape anyone in college. He was great on tape and hopefully will be a great player for my team for the next 4 years if not longer

>>150219186
All these years watching I've never known his name

>>150219186
San Fran is a comfy city, so I can see that. Your mascot needs a shave though. He looks rough.

>>150219031
Something about her hearing family cheer for eagles games while she would be in her room most of the time

>>150219170
carter is gentle

>>150219217
The winning anything bit you pissant wierdo. Lamar is an embarrassment.

>>150219186
see >>150219161

>>150219200
Maybe the worst a Timmy can walk through and record. Try that safari documentary shit in Memphis or New Orleans

>>150219228
NO IT IS NOT
Go! One time! It makes Chicago seem like a small town.

>>150219237
You sound like a dumb plonked mutt kek don't @ me again until you learn ball

>>150219254
>le black people are scary
The thing that's scary is people with nothing left to lose and that's every si gle homeless person in San Francisco.
t. been to all three
Niggers will kill you i. MEMPHIS. difference is everyone i. Sf is a nigger

>>150219254
Both of those places have better food, I'll risk the gunfire

>>150219262
Im older and gayer than you weddlefag .go suck seagull cunt you dickfag. Hmm?

>>150219059
Travis gets to watch Rashee and Xavier inside her every night, just how lucky is he?

>>150219303
kek

>>150219303
Idk its no different from.any other Republican

>>150219289
ESL or drunk?

>>150219303
I wonder if she fucks dogs like Brittany Mahomes?

>>150219336
Drunk

>>150219255
I'm from California, dumbass. What does Chicago have anything to do with this?

who here /burrs/

>>150219058
gronk lost a lot of weight too and was washed and injury prone and is a much tougher player than twinkle toes.

>>150219375
>and is a much tougher player
lol, lmao even

>>150219360
>San Fran is a comfy city
Uhh compared to what, Pandaemonium?

>>150219373
Me. I'm attracted to men btw.

If your dad was here he'd say het a job

>>150219399
I'm embracing the tank. Here's to 13+ losses this season

>>150219395
We have a comedian over here

I don't know what ruined the NFL more: the fucking Chiefs as a whole or Fentadelphians finding some success and their inability to act like they've been there before.

>>150219431
*HONK HONK*

>>15021943
I'll tell you; it was boomer capitalism
>ME ME ME ME MINE ALL MINE

Chat, is this true?

>>150219432
just remember this wouldn't have been possible without the help of the Giants, Saints, Colts, Titans, Bears, Commanders and Giants.

>>150219466
Still Marcus Mariota

>Andy Reid was responsible for both Philly rings
wonder how long it'll take for them to get out of that fat shadow

>>150219475
I won't stand for rhis Howie Roseman erasure
Reid had his own useless QB

>>150219475
How was he responsible for the first one?

>>150219475
We've seen this bait before.

>>150219490
Doug Pederson was part of his coaching tree, and Nick Foles would've quit football if Andy Reid didn't bring him back into the fold in Kansas City.

Maybe watch the Perseids tonite and not tv brought to you by burger king

Imagine drive walking into Halas Memorial Car & Auto when the car engineer says you with

>Oh my gawwwwd your car is so cute
>What does this button do?
>Ewww I got grease on my hands
>Would you still want me to fix your car if I was a worm?

Yea, I'm immediately hitting a 3 point turn then driving to Detroit to find a serious car engineer

Legitimate question how many of you are under 25?

>>150219526
Are you on disability?

>>150219530
more like how many are under 18?
I assume quite a few looking at post quality

>>150219504
Lol

>listen to a football podcast
They’re hyping up the Bengals, Packers, Texans, and 49ers
>listen to another one
Same teams being hyped
I don’t get it. These teams are ass. What is happening?

>mfw Bo Nix loses the starting job
He better pick things up

>>150219501
and what did reid do with nick foles? foles had a pro bowl year with dip smelly and won an owl with douggie p.

>>150219526
Left my car in his shop to change the blinker fluid and when I got it back, it has sugar in the fucking gas tank!
Never again!

>>150219569
Use him as a backup QB because that's what he was hired to do just like in philadelphia

>>150219566
>offseason
>podcast
Pretty sure you're a retard

>>150219566
all four of those teams will be in the playoffs.

>>150219546
>more like how many are under 18?
that's against the rules anon

>>150219587
The Nikelodeon Playoffs???? Wow based

>>150219597
Yeah thats Pedosknee posting w/o a trip again

>>150219587
>four

>>150219606
Love the nickelodeon game

>>150219620
anon listed four teams

>>150219618
Something Something the storm Something Something qanon Something something pedo president

>>150219566
>Bengals
Had an incredible offense brought down by a bad defense that does not seem to have gotten better. If they don't start slow then they can make the playoffs but are not making a deep run.
>Packers
Jordan Manlove is not very good but they can probably make the playoffs because I think their division all took a step back except for them
>Texas
Literally just praying to God that CJ Stroud bounces back, basically. He played pretty badly.
>49ers
If they are not the most injured team ever then they can very easily make the playoffs again and are a contender, but I doubt they make it to the SB.

>>150219519
All in her ass

>>150219566
I don't know how anyone can think the Texans are overrated. Stroud has proven to be a great QB working with dogshit around him. The defence and Demeco Ryan are clearly very good. If their WRs don't all die this year they're gonna repeat as AFC South champs easily

>>150219658
>Literally just praying to God that CJ Stroud bounces back, basically. He played pretty badly.
The rest of the AFCS has a very low ceiling.
Texans are confirmed playoffs.

>>150219633
>image has 5 teams
i don't read posts anon

I can't believe the man running hotel child beauty pageants wants to protect child rapists! Who could have ever predicted!

>>150219676
They can make the playoffs but won't make any noise if Stroud plays like he did last season but I do believe he will do better.
People gotta watch out for Daniels. If he doesn't have the most game winning drives again they're not even making the playoffs.

>>150219581
precisely, and a year later Foles won the owl while Reid's offense put up donuts in the second half of playoff games

When is Sourdough Sam doing a podcast?

Just because he talked about how children can be sext doesn't mean he thinks children can be sexy! Hll yes 37 trillion dollars in debt!

>>150219700
They declined to pick up his contract option because KC had plans to draft Patrick Mahomes, and Alex Smith was their QB1.

Coach P____ate

>pedosknee having a melty
Share more in common with Drumpf than you think diddler

Ynr Elon Musk savior of gocenrmement

>>150218744 (OP)
>janny tripfaggot turning off his trip to attempt to entrap anons into making offtopic posts to ban them
Sad!

Until further notice, Jimmy G is is the starter for the Rams. The Rams Defense can go 2-2 with him if Stafford needs an extra month. And if they suck, ship Davante for a 4th and complete the rebuild.

>>150219725
>Coach Pilate
He either teaches the workout that chicks are into or he killed Jesus.

>>150219658
>I think their division all took a step back except for them
What have the Packers done other than add Mathhew Golden? They just lost Jaire Alexander. They took a step back and so did the Lions. The Bears and Vikings got better.
Texans oline got worse.
Niners already injured again.

>>150219748
You posted a retired player from 12 years ago. Poltics of eternity mcuh

Knew some tripfags that went to that island/
Why the fuck would you go to that island?

>>150219748
Donald is gay, right?

>>150219772
I do not believe the Bears got better. I don't think Ben Johnson is going to squeeze much more out of Caleb and I have my doubts he will even be a good HC. I think he is going to be a better OC.
I think Darnold is better than JJ McCarthy who is essentially a rookie QB.

Child.fucker.politiciams

How many this season?

Something feels off about the general tonight. Did Taylor cause us to get brigaded by certain red boards?

>>150219796
last digit is number of turnovers in week 1

>>150219466
'fraid so.

>>150219796
with CoD XP weekend?

>>150219658
>they can very easily make the playoffs again
9ers are massively overrated. Everyone is pretending they still have their 2023 squad. They've lost a ton of players and will spend this year trying to rework the team, but they're going to lose ~7 games. Maybe up to 10

>>150219785
Trump is a pedo and fucked ivanka

>>150219796
BO7 looking like an all time CoD so he's gonna have a bad season

The classic republican MO is "if you had a billion dollars who wouldn't fuck children" and that says enough. It's universal.medicare versus.... that.....

>>150219796
He’s going to have a record number of wins this year in CoD.

>>150219466
kek plonked

>>150219796
Weeks injured? 6 or 7.

>politicsposting

Fags

>>150219566
Commanders are ancient.

How stupid could you be? Nvm this is America

how are the fudgepackers overrated? Nobody expects more than 8 wins for them. They’re dogshit.

>>150219805
No I'm just back baby

>>150219858
JJ is the only reason the average age is more than 1 month more than any other team

>>150219867
>NFC
Sweetie I have news...

Mahomes was on that island.

Viqueers cheerleader status?

Adam Schefter just reported JJ Mccarthy is dating the newest Vikings cheerleader. Is she hot?

>>150219890
Oahu? They don't do the pro bowl there any more (that costs money)? #neoliberalsm #moneyismoreimportantthangod

>>150219918
kangz bros..... say it ain't so

Jerry probably wasn't on the island, but if we band together and say he was, maybe we can get him to sell the team as blackmail.

>brutal moggings
Sutton is fucking ripped

>>150219939
Lol the attention economy

>>150219939
These niggas is so fucking gay holy shit. I can see why they're canceling season tickets.

>>150219963
The only way Jerry goes is if he costs the cabal money instead of making it. Dumbaas

>>150220001
football?

>>150219867
The Packers will be at your team lose to the Packers this season.

>>150220004
Died. In its place is tv.

>>150219970
I forgot Kay Adams was at Broncos camp. Might give this a watch later

dem Boyz got ya hot n bothered

>>150220036
Don't you have a job and family

>>150220001
If TayTay is so great, why didn't Kamala win?

>>150220063
he's on the saints what do you expect

>>150220063
>If the Neoliberal capitalist was so great, why did neoliberal cqpitalism win?
Why did the capital records artist find continued success after crony capitalism won? No idea?

>>150220052
No I'm an Indian NEET who somehow also works at McDonald's and Amazon simultaneously also my parents keep buying me hosues kek plonked

>>150220072
Yjk bitchknees finna save this one cuhh

>>150218744 (OP)
>Browns' Sanders (oblique) unlikely to play Sat.

>>150220114
Good for you at least our country is helping somebody

>>150220141
he is ducking the Eagles defence after looking good against the Panthers' backups

>>150219466
Caleb isn't 29 yet

>>150219234
>carter lifting a man for a sack
ive seen this before lol

>>150219725
rosta

oh no no no patsissies...

>>150219234
So that's how he broke his back

What's the oldest woman (female) you've ever fucked?

>JJ McCarthy gets bullied by kid in camp to give him his hat
this is not how you want your elite QB to be....

>>150220365
He’s more handsome than your QB

>Cade Klubnik
>Drew Allar
>Garrett Nussmeier
>LeNorris Sellers
>Sam Leavitt
>Nico Iamaleava
Next year feels like a snake oil draft.

Kyler Murray sucks dick

>>150220386
You don't buy Drew Allar? I think he's a pretty easy eval very talented, shows good understanding of situational ball and ideal size for the position. What do you think of Luke Altmyer?

>>150220381
>Viqueer fans

Are you one of the male cheerleaders?

>>150220386
Yeah next year's class looks grim. But who knows how this college season will turn out. Might be a few first round worthy QB by December.

>>150220365
How am I supposed to feel comfortable with this guy performing surgery on me with that weak-minded attitude?

>>150220436
This is what happens when you don't visit and take care of your grandma

>>150220363
40

>>150220214
poor jayden daniels
he'll be dealing with that for the rest of his career (5 or 6 years until he RG3s himself out of the league or bulks up)

Travis Kelce had a horrendous season and joke of a Super Bowl. Why isn't he limiting distractions instead of promoting his beard's new album on his shitty podcast?

>easy, easy
>kill kill!
>Lane! Lane!
I can still hear it

>>150220425
>What do you think of Luke Altmyer?
nta but i dunno what to think about him. hes got some good receivers though

>>150220562
I'm gracious in victory but act like a fucking unhinged retard when my team loses a big game.

>>150220533
she's the only reason he hasn't been cut

>>150220365
Honestly the Vikings might beat out Hulk Hogan for KWAB Of The Year

>>150220674
kek he wasn't nearly bad enough to get cut. He basically carried the offence against the Texans in the playoffs

>>150220727
And did literally nothing every other game

>>150220365
>already leads qbs in hats given away under age 29
this is crazy bros...

>Taylor ran around her house screaming “AHHHHHH WE DRAFTED XAVIER WORTHY”
>Taylor literally knows ball more than /nfl/
>muh John Ross
Lmao

Anyone know a good place to find a list with yards per target for receivers?

>>150220964
No I do not know

>>150220964
Yes.

>>150220890
>xavier "garbage time in the super bowl against backups" worthy
he'll be drafted 3 rounds too high in every fantasy league with those empty stats still fresh in everyone's mind

>>150220964
I used to

>>150220964
www.faggotnigger.com

>>150221047
He proved himself long before that casual

How was LT so dominate while being a crackhead degen

>>150221062
Non conclusive, site hasnt been updated since 2015. Kiwinigger get better information dumbass thats why you got raped in the french quarter

>>150221070
lmao
i've been watching football since before you were born
what'd he have, 600 yards last year? as a one-dimensional deep threat?
his ceiling is Santonio Holmes, which isn't bad, just not up to the fellatio the press is giving him for racking up a shitload of yards in garbage time in the super bowl
my point is correct

>>150220363
WHO IS THIS MAMA BEAR

>>150221062
>Calebwilliams.com

im emo

>no draggies itt
grim

Anyone been to Gillette before? Is it as soulful as it looks on tv?

>>150219200
Nah LA is worse

>>150221197
I didn't grow up in MA but I live here now and go there every time my team plays the Patriots
The stadium isn't actually very nice amenities-wise. It's a bitch to get to-it's not in the city and the route there is off a major high way with one lane in, one lane out.

That being said, it's a good atmosphere when the Pats are good, like all north east teams, and is a great home-field advantage with the shit weather and asshole fans
All in all, yes, it's soulful

>>150221175
Damn, Mahomes has a fucking arm.
I actually don't really hate him at all, it's the ball woshippers ITT that piss me off

Reminder that the Kiwi thinks Goff is a top 10 QB just because he puts up good numbers on a stacked roster

>Alt-Zion-Bozeman-Salyer-Pipkins

Justin would be safer in the favelas

AHEM

Karen was 10 times hotter than Pam. Jim done goofed. Also, go kangz

>>150221299
he clipped his foot on his offensive lineman while trying to throw a hail mary? really interesting stuff there anon

don't let this distract you from the fact the refs gifted the chefs the game with a ticky-tack holding that let them run out the clock, which is all anyone remembers about this game

>>150219748
I'm still shocked McVay fell for the Jimmy's a wop oh no meme considering he's been around the NFC West long enough to know Jimmy's limitations. But maybe he was just betting on Jimmy playing like one or two games at some point.

But in any case, if Jimmy has to play any extended time the Rams are fucked. He will get hurt after 3 or 4 games and once Jimmy's hurt he checks out mentally and he'll just sit back and cash checks for the rest of the season.

>>150219566
commanders are old and fat

If your QB has ever thrown a Fail Mary, they're immediately out of the top 10

>>150219566
>I don’t get it. These teams are ass. What is happening?

>>150221349
If that were to happen Rams already have a decent enough holdover until QB1 returns. This is probably the best QB room in the league desu.

>>150219031
She's from Reading. Of course she has Eagles stuff. [spoiler] Haha, no. It's because they're the hot shit and she likes the free brand synergy of being attached to it now that she's on the decline. She'd probably turn to the Steelers if they started winning and make up some justification about how, if you think about it, she owes her whole career to them, somehow. [/spoiler]

>>150221364
You guys still don't understand how barren the receiver room was last year. 2024 Deebo would've been the third best receiver in DC

>>150221077
steroids

>>150221273
I think he's a top 10 QB because he is a top 10 QB. The Mike Sando poll of 50 league execs, scouts and coaches agreed and had him ranked 8th. You're just a dumbass mutt who doesn't know ball. Many such cases

>>150221464
Haven't you spent ages arguing why Stafford isn't #5?

>>150221480
Obviously. I don't agree with everything on the ranking especially Stafford and Hebert but this is how most of the league sees the current starting QBs right now. Goff is clearly viewed as a top 10 QB after what he's accomplished the last two years

>>150221464
Lol yeah, I was right
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/stafford/country/NZ/
Why post an image that you yourself do not agree with? Mahomes at 1, Stafford at 5, Mayfield below Herbert? That list is retarded and so is putting Goff above #11

>>150221512
You're a spastic dumb mutt. I posted the list because you're trying to clown me for saying Goff is a top 10 QB when most league execs, scouts and coaches agree he's top 10. He's 29-9 as a starting QB the last two years and leads the league in Touchdown passes the last three years. You clearly don't know ball. If you actually didn't think Goff was top 10 you'd bet the Lions win total under. I mean he couldn't have another "fluke" 12+ winning season in a row right?

You won't put anything down lil brokie

>>150221559
>when most league execs, scouts and coaches agree he's top 10
And those SAME league execs, scouts and coaches agree on a whole litany of shit you KNOW is wrong. Why would they be any less wrong about Goof?
>He's 29-9 as a starting QB
>bet the Lions win total
Kek imagine falling back to wins (team stat) as your Goff defense. You're panicking
>leads the league in Touchdown passes the last three years.
Did he turn 29 three years ago? Why stop there? How was he doing before the Lions built up one of the best rosters in the league? What's that, he was mediocre without a top 3 O-line and receiving corps?

Wins are a team stat but 4 having turnovers is a QB stat

Did the Redskins lose Scary Terry?

Baseball joke

https://youtube.com/shorts/mKrClgFCGAY

I cant believe the NFL is going to allow this next season, feels unfair to everyone else

>>150221559
Goof moves like a mailbox and his processing speed isn't anywhere near enough to compensate for it. If this was a skills competition were it came down to hitting dots in gym shorts I'd probably take him #1 but that isn't the job description

>>150221226
Ever been to this Soviet-style shit hole?

>>150221444
failspoiler kwab

When Kelce retires, who replaces him as the most high profile Wigger in the NFL?

>>150221646
I'll be honest, I've never felt the need to spoiler text on /sp/ before, but I figured this would be one of the boards to have it enabled anyway. With all the live gamethreads that happen.

>>150221226
You just made it sound like a nightmare. You need to get out that shit hole

>>150219031
>>150221444
Typical Dynasty Hoe

>>150221247
Kek. Do you ever watch pro days? Most of the top prospects make 60 yards throws exactly like that with ease. If they don't I shit all over them

That's not impressive. What's impressive was the 80 yard throw Mahomes did on a rope during his pro day. That was amazing

>>150221464
Everyone I've seen has Goff 10-15

>>150221177
I think this might be the highest you can get with 4 sports

the plonking will continue until morale improves

>>150221717
Mortar shots are the easiest throw to make that wows most people and it swindles dummies now more than ever. By most football fans and gms logic outfielders are the best throwers in boreball

>>150221631
All busts

>>150221197
I've been there twice but both times were for soccer games lol It's fucking empty there when the Revs play
I'm no expert but it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and has a mall attached to it so I'd lean not soul

>>150221752
Is this ebonics?

>>150221779
plonk the hot new word in these parts if you wanna feel cool for once

>>150221743
>Jags #1
>Jets #2
How the hell are the Jags a more miserable team than the Jets? The Jags have at least done SOMETHING other than suffer in the past decade

>>150221789
look at him go!

>>150219114
Now thats a guy who doesn't take no for an answer. Good pick, he has the intangibles that you can't teach.

>>150221779
more like gaybonics (only fags say it)

>>150221835
hes plonking at the end too

>6 plonk
>0 bussy
a changing of the guard

plonk this bussy

AFCCG: Chiefs @ Broncos at Mile High where Brady was used to getting gang raped
NFCCG: Lions @ Eagles

>>150218744 (OP)
The dynasty ended because he didn't draft Cooper Kupp.

>>150221878
A daring synthesis

>>150221879
>lions

>>150221799
Ebonics are never cool

>>150221879
>Broncucks

>>150221273
KEK what a domebitch

plonk sounds like Todd if it were a name instead of an action how is it niggerspeak

>>150221879
>@ Broncos

>>150221601
they should've kept dotson

>>150221809
Yeah the Jags have the same number of playoff wins as the Cowboys in the last 20 years. And more the them if you go back a little further.

>plonkeks fan
couldnt be me

>>150221879
There is no way the broncos are winning a playoff game.

vikings slept on?

It's after midnight in Philadelphia, where Jalen Hurts has been toiling for hours trying to get his cock in bed. Now he can finally lay down, exhausted and worn out, covered in sweat as he closes his eyes and thinks about that pass he threw in the Super Bowl

>>150221933
>doubting the Broncos

Kek plonked

>>150221946
He finally plonked that big slugger dick on that mattress and called it a day

>>150221601
He's running scared from the division because Quinyon Mitchell owns him.

>>150218744 (OP)
>Cowboys' Jones: Experimental drug saved my life
thank GOD

>>150221939
Everyone knows it's all up to JJ McCarthy so they doing a wait and see

>>150221953
it's the spring loaded power that actually makes the tush push work
the neutral force created is greater than any mound of sinews and lipids ever could

Bussy

>>150221464
these tiers are mostly correct but the order is nonsensical, as you would expect from aggregate polling like this. being #8 here just means he's more consistently ranked tier 2 than some of the others. who cares? nobody's ranking him #8 independently. somewhere 11-14 is much more reasonable.

>>150221979
medieval serf phenotypes

What's up with the two kindergarteners in the thread? This place is sad enough with the losers but they taking it to I have never had friends in my life levels

>>150221939
SO DUMB for passing on darnold
they will look so stupid

can mukuba save this secondary?

>>150222010
facts
darnold got possessed by one of the ghosts he saw and finally became a quarterback

What do >we expect this year? My gut's saying 7-10, clear signs of growth on offense, but losing freaky Wilkins will kill the one chance the defense has at not being dogshit: pass rush.

>>150221946
Meanwhile it's 11:30pm in Detroit, where Goff's two inch cock lays to one side as he lays on his back wondering if he'd have ever made it as an ice skating champion like he always dreamed

>>150222010
Darnold's ceiling is a first round playoff exit, maybe a divisional loss. I should've put money on the game vs. the Rams because never have I so accurately predicted exactly how the game would. He's solid enough to consistently win you regular season games, but everyone knows that the lights are too bright for him when the stakes are high. There's no guarantee that McSharty is better than Darnold, but it makes sense that they'd try to develop someone with more potential (on paper) vs. a "finished" player.

>>150222014
>5'11 185
i really liked him in the draft and if he was a little bigger i think he would have been taken way earlier. one of those guys who is somehow always around the ball. question is just whether he can hold up physically in the nfl. hopefully >you are not trying to play him at nickel like i have seen some people talking about.
>t. longhorns fan who wanted him in dallas

>>150222014
They'll be fine. Mukuba will end up like DeJean, in that he won't start for the first few weeks because Vic doesn't like playing guys that haven't had reps in practice, but then he'll win the job and be great.
Plus in the meantime Syd Brown is not bad, he can make plays. Plus Coop will play safety when they're in base.
Also, apparently Bennett looked pretty good in joint practice today. I think he'll win the starting job and be at least Isaiah Rodgers level, which would be enough.

>>150222032
7 wins is a reasonable expectation. Chip Kelly is going to get the most out of the offence and they obviously invested a ton of draft capital on that side. Defence is probably gonna suck ass. Best you can hope for their is finding a gem or two to build around going forward. Maybe Porter or Pola-Mao

>>150222119
Definitely not nickel, unless there are multiple injuries. Cooper DeJean is The Guy at nickel and another rookie, Mac McWilliams, has looked pretty good so far and will probably be the 2nd string.

>>150222014
>>150222155
Am I having fucking De Ja Vu? I swear I read these exact posts before

>>150222115
>5'8"

>>150222229
I changed over timelines and brought my /nfl/ bros with me. Don't worry about it I've smoothed out the kinks we'll be proceeding nominally from here. I don't have another one scheduled for at least 12 days

>>150221321
holy cope nigger

>>150222280
lel the freeze frame proves nothing. No same person can watch the clip and think the contact slows him down significantly or that the ball was catchable with or without the contact. It was a bad call.

>150222303
>catchable ball
>on a holding call
philly fags still don't know the rules of football kek

I really dont care for Taylor Swift

>150222316
>fail a rip move
>lift arm up begging for flag
>retarded schizos online buy it
you post this every time the SB57 weeping gets exposed and it never gets any less retarded

Even though I don't like either team you gotta admit both 49ers-Chiefs Superbowls were kino games. Especially the 2nd

>>150222032
Worried it make take awhile for the o-line to gel, the rookies don’t look ready, Munford and Glaze don’t look like starting tackles.

imagine getting gaped by kadarius toney, sharting yourself over a correct holding call, having a 3 year schizo melty about the league only being rigged when niggles lose, and then celebrating uncalled hits to the head when your fentanyl addicted shithole wins one

>oh no I got exposed again for not knowing ball and being a sore loser
>time to post aislop
fuck off back to d*viantart faggot

>>150222355
Checked. When mahomes retires and the retarded arguments stop, people will look back on LVIII as an all time great owl

>>150221559
I want to stalk the kiwi on /tv/ but then realized they don't have country flags. He should post with a trip on there.

>>150221273
Goff does have the great OL, which is the most important thing, and I love his receivers. I wish we had my team set up all perfect to drop a QB into like the Lions have. But that's not Goff's fault he's in such an ideal situation. When you watch Goff's best games, he's pretty good. Not because the OL is buying him 8 seconds where he just stands there until his receivers get wide open like Romo did in some of his most famous games, Goof still deals with pressure. He's not great at being an anti-blitz QB like the Bradys of the world, where it's a waste of time to blitz them because they are going to have that diagnosed and burn you. Goff isn't that, so he gets pressure from getting fooled by opposing DCs, despite the great OL. And Goff is limited with arm. But you watch Goff's good games, he funs to watch scrambling around and making all kind of good throws in the short the mid range. You know how they use the term point guard to describe QBs, Goff is one of those rare QBs where I feel like I'm watching a good NBA point guard, but even that's not a good analogy. Just watch his good games, watch how well he moves and watch how many good throws he makes in the short to mid range. In his good games he does that at a level that is fun to watch and he'll get on rolls

>>150222079
>Darnold's ceiling is
Super Bowl. Go look at the list of SB winning QBs and it's full of bums worse than Darnold

6.7M views in 6 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lX9XESvDE

>>150222355
Both were boring. That first Eagles-Chiefd one was a classic

>>150222355
Let's not talk about that

>>150222396
between Thornton and Bech there's an actual shot of finding an Adams replacement.

>>150222512
Agreed. He's the definition of a rhythm passer for me. If he gets hot he's as good as anyone. No Quarterback is truly elite in every facet of the game. Brady is obviously the best we've seen this century but he still had bad games and would go cold for a quarter. I think prime Drew Brees his 09-13 run was about as consistently difficult to defend as I've seen. He had some high interception totals and the 2012 season got fucked by the Sean Payton suspension but game to game he was almost a lock for at least 300 yards passing and 2 TDs

>>150218744 (OP)
What the fuck is Sean Payton's problem?

>>150222581
I've heard basically zero hype for Bech ngl. Thornton is the size+speed freak but some of the plays I've seen posted he's shown a surprisingly technical game. The consistent hands catches have impressed. He didn't put up crazy numbers in college but he played at two very good college programs and has clearly been coached well to this point

Time for butt pizza

>>150222616
What is butt pizza

>>150222158
7 wins is always a reasonable expectation especially with a last place schedule. doesn't mean anything. difference between 7-10 and 4-13 is luck more than anything

>>150218744 (OP)
>sanders
lol. Browns should have never bothered. They finally actually learned the lesson of not drafting a project QB except in the lower rounds after the failures of Baker Maynothrower and Johnny getting chased by the 5-0 but they forgot the even bigger lesson they should have just learned with Deshaun Watson. Avoid all "Doing it for the culture™" players. If he wasn't sued by all those prostitutes he would have claim LE RACISM for being a mid QB. Sanders is that 10x. Nothing short of starting him for 3-5 years and letting him bomb out will stop the media and even then retards will claim muh racism for another 5. Whenever a player with zero real achievements becomes a figure of a social movement you avoid them at all costs. The team they play on is their race. It's them against white people. Fuck if your franchise actually wins any games.

Patty Cuckitini

Bowers going bald should've been in the OP as headline news

>>150222764
That's a proper chrome dome. Looks like John Middlekauf lmfao

It's at 7 million views! Rodger Goodell is seeing these numbers and will help guide my Chiefs to victory. Yes the refs are in our pocket, yes we are refbabies, deal with it nerds.
The Rashee Rice suspension just went from 6 games to 4.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mQHUNkgsEj0

>>150222764
his hair is what makes him so elite that's why he's holding onto it for as long as possible

>>150222615
Bech looks good when AOCs not the one throwing the ball. He's getting more reps with 1s.

>>150222764
>>150222992
oh wait this is real lol, could've sworn i saw a recent picture of him rocking the norwood special

>>150222541
>brady
>mahomes
>stafford
>peyton
>eli
>russell wilson
>a rod
>big ben
>flacco
>brees

What the fuck are you talking about most of these guys are 1st ballot HoFers, Darnold is not even close to a single SB winning QB in the last 20 years

>>150223032
I can't even tell, it looks fake but I saw like 2 articles about him shaving it.

I heard you was talking shit about my KANGZ. Heh... some of you are all right... don't show up to the NFC North this season...

Might start supporting the Packers lads

>>150223201
congrats on coming out of the closet bonganon

>>150223201
grim

>>150223201
The Tardinals are Evropas team

>>150223046
Darnold is probably better than nick foles desu

You ruined it faggot

Coach Primate

>>150223321
>>150223325
>>150223331
Coward

>>150223324
Based combo breaker

>>150218768
>>150219059
Taymother confirmed still has it. She slayed.

>>150218768
This is cultural appropriation

jerry beat cancer

>>150223443
heh... my boy billy just needs more time

>>150223443
>black mascot

>>150223443
Maybe if we got to play someone other than the fucking packers or niners.

>>150223201
I thought you guys were region banned from 4chan due to your law.

>>150223443
Rayne just sneeds more help+time+Michael Parsnips contract extension

>>150223460
did dak win the nvp when they beat tampa?

>>150221879
AFCCG Broncos @ Bills
NFCCG Lions @ Bucs

>>150223314
>>150223319
>>150223321
very impressive Eric

Plonking on the deck right now. Can hear it from a mile away

>>150223325
oh I missed this one. the lynchpin of the masterpiece

>>150218744 (OP)
daily reminder if youre a """fan""" of a team but didnt grow up in or close to their home city youre a fucking faggot and a fraud. the only exception is if you inherited your team from family members who WERE from that city.

>>150223744
this faggot has city pride lmao

All taytayposters and reddit screenshot fags should suffer retrograde ejaculations.

>>150223744
My dad's from upstate New York
We like the >rags, Mets, and Knicks
For football we all like different teams
I don't know why
Still like when the Giants win though

>>150221654
Max Crosby

they told me bust down my AP, perfect timing

got them baguettes up on my neck, i STAY SHINING

>>150218744 (OP)
He’d never be saying this about LA if he was making 70k a year. Rich people can enjoy any city.

>>150220036
Kay Adams was hot 10 years ago. Now she’s just another old hag.

My patriots

>>150223744
Found the faggot

>>150222158
>Chip Kelly

>>150221640
same anon, but now i'm at work so i can shitpost again.

yes, i have been to metlife 3 times. The views are pretty good, the parking situation isn't bad, traffic in and out of the stadium all depends on where you're coming from, but good access to several major highways and decent tailgating
Concessions are stupid expensive if I remember correctly
Jets fans are more fun to hang out with than Giants fans, the atmosphere is good when the teams are good, again, like all northeast teams

Since both are abysmal failures right now, opposing teams with big fanbases take over the stadium every time, so it's pretty embarassing for their fans

The major complaints about the stadium usually come from the players themselves because the turf is supposedly utter shit and everyone tears their ACL from jogging around
No idea why such a huge market can't get proper turf
They're replacing the turf altogether for the world cup games, thank god

tonight my wife is taking her son on a supervised visitation with her ex who just got out of prison. That means I get the whole house to myself and get to watch football on the big tv in the living room!
anyways go pack go!

Zesty

>>150222764
You bullied him too much

>>150224320
This is America, make more money.

P/a/triots!!!

>>150225030
fuck the broncos and their aesthetic throwbacks

>>150225144
Is that jealousy?

>>150225168
i was born to hate

>>150225111
Sure let me just turn into a 300 lb nigger that is good at playing a sport really quick

>>150224367
>>150225116
Maye to Diggs kino incoming

>>150225183
/pol/ has rotted your brain.

>>150224650
cant wait until Gayleb leads the team to 6 wins and Bears fans freak out because another HC/QB busted

>>150221772
Hurts has the easiest fucking job in the world lobbing it to AJ Brown and Devonta Smith

>>150225196
Current time has rotted my brain

Imagine being over 5'10 LOL

>>150225232
Bryce needs to put on weight holy shit. He's a fucking twig

>>150225208
lmao no you're just autistic

>>150225243
Only weight he'll put on is a half pound ring

>>150225232
bryce may level up this season

>>150225258
So?

>>150225208
You can't blame black folks for your own laziness and stupidity.

Lol

>>150225322
was jadeveon clowney a bust?

>>150225340
No he was pretty good on the Toxins and Shithawks. He wasn't world class or anything but he's far from a bust

>>150225350
He was a first overall who became a journeyman
Literally Jameis Winston but a DE

>>150225350
he'll always have a place of honor in my heart for fucking michigan in the outback bowl

>>150225340
I think he was a menace but was just on shit teams

>>150225364
Except unlike Winston he didn't have games where he'd play like a top 5 player and a bottom 5 player in the sane game

>>150225312
>the one time a player uses his head and thinks the ball may bounce cause that's what footballs do
>it doesn't
These guys arent supposed to think dammit

>>150225289
I can and I will

>>150225391
Is that you, Cam? He definitely jumped away from a pile up like a coward

>has made $97,057,718 off one single play
Good for him, t.bh

>>150225412
i watched it live, that was right after a horrendous ref spotting against the cocks. i may have nutted immediately, memory is foggy

>>150225398
And we will laugh at you.

>>150225412
>SOUTH CAROLINA HAS THE BALL, THEY DESERVE TO HAVE IT

N

>>150225448
chuckie won his appeal

>>150225428
Please do. It just reinforces my beliefs and makes me feel better about myself.

>>150225312
how do you not dive on that ball is on the same level of how do u throw at the 1 just completely threw the game

>>150225464
The glory of losers.

MVP season loading...

>>150225483
>how do u throw at the 1
The Pats had stacked the box and were expecting a run

>>150225461
Who cares, he's a shit coach that no one would remember if he didn't say something ebin about the blacks

>>150225507
It looks like somebody's carpet is missing, but I ain't no snitch

>>150225519
literally doesnt matter with lynch prime

>>150225448
Jon Gruden sticks dry erase markers up his ass

>>150225502
Keep going anon I’m so close

>>150225529
Shut up zoomer

>>150225529
>>150225532
The seethe is real

Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell.

>>150225570
Oh wow I remember that old score bug.

>>150225553
I like Gruden because he has that Bill Belichick type autism where he literally only thinks about football. That’s what I want in a coach. Mcdaniels has for Miami tries to be like this and it’s so blatantly fake and cringey.

THE Denver Broncos

>>150225583
Would be funny if they suspended him just before the playoffs

>>150225583
Wtf

>>150225548
>>150225553
Yes, he was carried to an owl win, I know.
He also didn't win shit else his entire coaching career. Two (2) playoff wins and a 0.492 regular season winning percentage outside of that one season.
You just like him because he said a heckin forbidden thing about people you hate, it's ok to admit it.

>>150225534
You're pathetic, a worm. Indian H1Bs are stealing your economic prospects and then cheering at Chiefs games.

>>150225583
If I was the Chiefs I'd rather he miss games at the beginning of the season.

>>150225519
>Pats
That's SB50 where Cam earned his memory that probably keeps him up every night

>>150225603
Still won an owl.

>>150225583
Breaking the law honestly isn't worth it. My sister is still constantly having to go to court for stuff she did years ago, such a massive pain in the ass.

>>150225612
we were discussing how cam not jumping on that ball is the same level of stupid the shithawks throwing on the 1 when they had prime marshawn who would not have gone down in that situation. dude literally laughed at carrol after

New

>>150225621

>>150225621

>>150225621

>>150225412
>you give me a second to catch my breath then I'll come off the ball and ROCK you