/cfb/ College Football General - Condiment Edition
The state is near!
Kansas State vs Iowa State (in Dublin, Ireland) 12:00pm ESPN
Idaho State at UNLV 4:00pm MWN/SSSEN
Fresno State at Kansas 6:30pm FOX
Sam Houston at WKU 7:00pm CBSSN
Stanford at Hawaii 7:30pm Paramount+
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>>150167554
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:53:34 PM
No.150227021
>>150234976
>>150248148
Go Huskers!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:53:49 PM
No.150227025
>>150227318
>>150234140
>>150226990
Probably faking out those scouting the team. While I doubt Arch is going to be another Peyton, Archie or Eli, it's unlikely he's going to be a huge flop either.
please remember to suck a dick once a week this season to honor the first openly LGBTQ program in college football
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:14:18 PM
No.150227226
>>150227278
>>150227201
It's not gay if it's tradition.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:15:05 PM
No.150227230
Reminder of which conference is the most overrated of all time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:19:24 PM
No.150227278
>>150227312
>>150228198
>>150227226
how often do you think the faggies honor their tradition, anon?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:19:56 PM
No.150227287
>>150227351
>>150227434
>>150227201
>aggie ring
Is that a euphemism for a butthole?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:21:44 PM
No.150227303
>>150227334
>>150227268
that 2003 a&m/oklahoma game was the one where oklahoma had 77 by the end of the 3rd quarter right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:22:24 PM
No.150227312
>>150227278
Tradition isn't tradition if it's not upheld continuously.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:23:07 PM
No.150227318
>>150226990
>>150227025
It's so annoying that he went to Texas. He's going to be wasted there. No idea why Sark's dumb alcoholic poo ass went from a pro spread inside zone offense at Bama to that gay RPO-heavy Shanahan shit he tried (and failed) to run with the Falcons.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:24:35 PM
No.150227334
>>150227303
Yes. Think Okie was putting in toddlers from the Early Childhood Education school by then to keep the score from getting even more lopsided.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.150227346
>>150227372
>>150227392
so what is it about ass to mouth that causes anOSU-shitagain tier seething and what did they do today?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:26:00 PM
No.150227348
>>150227414
>>150227642
>>150226986 (OP)
>Kansas State vs Iowa State (in Dublin, Ireland) 12:00pm ESPN
At this point is the big 12 more fun than the acc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:26:07 PM
No.150227351
>>150227287
for me, it's the long T landing strip to the aggie ring
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:28:20 PM
No.150227372
>>150227427
>>150227346
i knew they were a bunch of autistic homos but the sec documentary on netflix really opened my eyes to just how autistic and gay a&m really is. i thought it was just memeing but it's 100% real
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:30:03 PM
No.150227392
>>150227427
>>150227346
They're weirdos. Plain and simple. No one is jealous of them like happens with top programs. They're the kid that kept eating crayons and smelled like burnt cabbage. It sets off warning bells deep in the human psyche that something is wrong with them that might cause harm to the rest of the village.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:32:04 PM
No.150227414
>>150227348
Has been for awhile
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:33:43 PM
No.150227427
>>150227592
>>150227372
>>150227392
>autistic homos
>weirdos who will cause harm to the village
Truly, the official university of 4chan.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:34:41 PM
No.150227434
>>150227287
No it's an actual ring you wear on your finger. You get it during your senior year.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:47:50 PM
No.150227592
>>150227722
>>150227427
Reality doesn't care about labels. They are what they are.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:51:25 PM
No.150227642
>>150227757
>>150227348
The ACC is a mid woman who completely let herself go after getting married. The Big 12 is a mid college girl in her senior year still trying to bag Chad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:57:44 PM
No.150227722
>>150228015
>>150227592
That’s a pretty nonsensical response. You seem upset about something, but they’re not in the news so I have to assume it’s a rent-free type of thing with how often these pastas get posted.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:00:24 PM
No.150227757
>>150228080
>>150227642
If anything, the ACC is a gold digging sugar baby. The hot ones are gonna get picked up by the B1G and SEC. The Big 12 is a femcell, spending all her time bitching online while every so often another unwanted specimen joins their ranks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:22:57 PM
No.150228015
>>150227722
You're compensating for something and it's obvious to everyone what that something is.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:29:30 PM
No.150228080
>>150227757
The B12 is trying to set itself up as the king of the G-whatever in the P2 landscape. Problem with that is you’re still not P2 if you’re not P2 then you’re all on about equal footing compared to the P2. I don’t think they will be able to pick up any ACC left behinds.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:37:35 PM
No.150228198
>>150228457
>>150227278
>black
that’s not tradition
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:29 PM
No.150228457
>>150229020
>>150230018
>>150228198
How could we forget how ass to mouth had an active chapter of the fucking KKK on campus.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:04:08 PM
No.150228524
>>150238243
Call Paul
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:19 PM
No.150228751
>>150226990
We have been saying bro. Texas will sink or swim because of the defense. The offense will be mid. A new QB and 4 new offensive linemen, and less reciever talent than the last two years. They are ranked 1 because the defense is a freakshow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:28:02 PM
No.150228785
>>150228912
>>150228984
>>150227201
what is an 'aggie' anyway?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:40:25 PM
No.150228912
>>150228984
>>150228785
it's short for "aggregate of jizz present in bussies campus wide at any given time" and traditionally the combined weight of the football team is the estimated amount of pounds. so if the entire football team weighs 5,000 lbs, then the aggregate semen inside of male assholes across campus must be 5000 lbs. this varies throughout the year but any ejaculated overage is simply swallowed to stay compliant
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:46:21 PM
No.150228984
>>150229063
>>150228785
Older nickname for someone who works in agriculture. So farmers, ranchers, etc.. I wouldn't listen to
>>150228912 he seems to be a faggot whose projecting.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:48:38 PM
No.150229020
>>150231477
>>150228457
Faggies actually based?
>>150228984
>i..its tradition!!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:56:11 PM
No.150229094
>>150229161
>>150229180
>>150229063
mirin jakes jaw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:38 PM
No.150229158
12 men gigging my aggie ring
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:51 PM
No.150229161
>>150229094
yes they are all good looking young studs aren't they, just pounding out midnight yells
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:52 PM
No.150229180
>>150233705
>>150229094
>blocks your path
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:46 PM
No.150229229
>>150229311
>gruden wants to coach in the sec
So how long before someone hires him and media melts down
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:11 PM
No.150229311
>>150230719
>>150229229
nobody cares about the media anymore, the woke zenith has already come and gone. he'll be embraced anywhere he goes (literally and forcefully embraced he ends up at a&m)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.150229541
>>150233901
>>150233917
>posting the clanker version less than five minutes after the new thread is made, in every new thread, in all new threads
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:30 PM
No.150229542
>>150229778
How fucked is Michigan?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:56:54 PM
No.150229778
>>150229542
If the rumors the past couple days a re true, not really.
10 year show cause for Harbaugh, lifetime ban for Stallions, big fine for U-M and the 2 game suspension for Moore that the university already proposed.
Honestly, I never expected it to be much more than that. They were never taking away wins or titles.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:15 PM
No.150229781
>>150230195
There's still time to call Paul
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:14:54 AM
No.150230018
>>150228457
>How could we forget how ass to mouth had an active chapter of the fucking KKK on campus.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:20:00 AM
No.150230099
>>150230580
EMAW, /cfb/!! We're heading very close to week 0, and I'm happy that K-State were chosen, even better with a rivalry added on Iowa State. Sadly, I won't be present, since I got a new job recently, but I'll look forward to cheer for them. Very close to a new college football season.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:26:36 AM
No.150230195
>>150229781
Hi Paul, I’d like to ask you about *toilet flush*
>>150230099
Is there a segment of the K-State fanbase that thinks they should upgrade their mascot? I mean, a football jersey and a wildcat head seems kind of phoned-in compared to this.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:00 AM
No.150230658
>>150233117
>>150233227
>>150229063
the boys ain't right
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:05 AM
No.150230719
>>150229311
>gruden to A&M
Fund it. Whatever causes these schizos to flip their shit even more than they have already is worth it. I’m assuming somebody got a croot stolen by them
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:22 AM
No.150230723
>>150229063
Who gives the best head?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:34:40 AM
No.150231007
>>150230580
nigga look like a turd with a peanut stuck in it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:44:08 AM
No.150231101
>>150233909
>>150250330
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:45:09 AM
No.150231108
>>150230580
whys his mouth covered in pimples?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:02:02 AM
No.150231259
>>150230580
Nta but I like Willie just the way he is and I don't know any other K-State fans who complain about his appearance.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:24 AM
No.150231477
>>150229020
>hates women
>hates blacks
>cool with Spaniards
Seems like it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:20:35 AM
No.150231495
>>150231690
>Burp.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:35 AM
No.150231678
>>150231819
who else's team made ESPN's bottom 10 this season?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:33:37 AM
No.150231690
>>150231495
you never see the chad ogre phenotype anymore
>>150231678
whats the o/u on Kent State wins this season?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:10:20 AM
No.150232236
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:13:23 AM
No.150232264
>>150232346
>>150231819
the same as Purdue winning 2 games
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:20:31 AM
No.150232346
>>150232264
d-dont make me take the under....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:59:59 AM
No.150232824
>>150232832
where is high school fb fag
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:01:20 AM
No.150232832
>>150232873
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:05:16 AM
No.150232873
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:26:47 AM
No.150233117
>>150233175
>>150230658
every time I see this i wonder why they didn't just stand side to side all the way around, it's indefensible
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:29:03 AM
No.150233143
>>150231819
depends on if they hire another jogger that maxes out the school credit card at the strip club
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:32:08 AM
No.150233175
>>150239285
>>150233117
Easier to walk in the direction you’re facing.
>>150230658
>9 aggies on top row
>10 aggies on bottom row
explain this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:41:58 AM
No.150233283
>>150233227
cant into math
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:42:59 AM
No.150233293
>>150233227
You could say their math is a bit queer.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:44:07 AM
No.150233303
>>150233377
>>150234074
Last thread: Tennessee fans melting down over no one being impressed that they're one of a dozen "flagship" brands for a German clothing company.
This thread: Faggies getting upset at people pointing to the things that faggies do.
Which fanbase will be the crybabies of the next thread?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:52:34 AM
No.150233377
>>150233303
nobody is getting upset. its just the same two anons accusing each other of being mindbroken
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:09:12 AM
No.150233498
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:16:32 AM
No.150233544
>>150234058
>>150233495
eh not a big fan of the logo design. its looks better when the T's are outlined imo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:22:04 AM
No.150233573
>>150237273
>>150233495
based. GUNS UP.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:22:39 AM
No.150233577
>>150233529
more like KEK
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:12 AM
No.150233586
>>150233227
top row all have 7 inch cocks. 6 inch cocks on the bottom. This brings them both roughly to 60 inches of rock hard dick top and bottom
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:58 AM
No.150233682
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:45:32 AM
No.150233705
>>150233806
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:49:27 AM
No.150233717
>>150233495
Throw them back again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:37 AM
No.150233806
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:08:15 AM
No.150233821
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:13:56 AM
No.150233845
>>150233880
>>150237280
What does the future hold for the South Florida Bulls? Is it too late for them to escape G5 purgatory?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:21:44 AM
No.150233880
>>150233904
>>150233845
Yes, unless you want to count the future ACC and Big XII as “power” conferences. Depends on how things shake out, but they might get raptured to the ACC. Honestly, if I’m UCF I would look to also move over after the next major realignment.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:25:04 AM
No.150233901
>>150233970
>>150229541
Meds. Quickly now
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:25:46 AM
No.150233904
>>150233970
>>150237086
>>150233880
It would be interesting if the ACC replaced FSU and Miami with UCF and USF, sort of how the PAC replaced Colorado and Utah with Colorado State and Utah State. I'm not 100% convinced that Miami gets raptured into the P2, so it's possible the ACC might only take one of the directional Floridas.
Abraham Cohen
8/15/2025, 6:26:33 AM
No.150233909
>>150231101
See ya in 3 days, newfag!
>>150229541
Maybe he puts in the effort to make the new threads and that's why he's able to post his version early on instead of your version. You seem obsessed in a way that's honestly a bit faggy.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:43:37 AM
No.150233970
>>150248643
>>150233901
He’s not wrong.
>>150233904
>USF and UCF in the ACC
I’d watch it. I still think the SEC is going to match the B1G in membership when all is said and done, but my tinfoil theory is that there will be some sort of bullshit for Calford to eventually go to the B1G so for things to even out the SEC needs to pick up 4. I think Miami has a better shot over FSPoo, believe it or not, so them and Clempus with UNC and UVA would be the raptured schools
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:45:55 AM
No.150233982
>>150233917
You seem mad.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:52:36 AM
No.150234012
>>150233917
>spamming takes effort
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:00:08 AM
No.150234058
>>150234076
>>150234139
>>150233544
It’s ehh but I can see why they chose it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:16 AM
No.150234074
>>150233303
I’ll have you crying if you keep running that beak you ole waterfowl bitch ass nigga.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:45 AM
No.150234076
>>150234139
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:51 AM
No.150234096
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:19:48 AM
No.150234131
>>150225962
There was no era of American history where people did not migrate around the country away from their “roots”. You’re nostalgic for a period that never existed.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:21:40 AM
No.150234139
>>150233495
>>150233529
>>150234058
>>150234076
Weird, I thought they were going to use the Mutthomes logo instead of the Adidas one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:21:59 AM
No.150234140
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:46:34 AM
No.150234237
>tacofag is on another bender
Gonna post your shotput stats in high school again?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:01:48 AM
No.150234976
>>150236828
HERE IS OUR KWAB OF THE WEEK.
/Cfb/ was right
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:32:01 PM
No.150236658
>>150236973
>>150246160
Freezefags, what's our response?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:48:20 PM
No.150236828
>>150234976
It's a volleyball school now.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:51:35 PM
No.150236854
>>150236973
>>150236638
Will she use some of that $40M to get reversed total recalled of the fact that she had to sleep with a literal gorilla-looking fugly creature to get that money?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:07:31 PM
No.150236973
>>150237029
>>150237761
>>150236854
Most women would do much worse for far FAR less. If they're living in Florida, it's an equitable division state, not a community property state, so she's not entitled to half his wealth. Also his pro contract doesn't pay out everything up front. It's unlikely she's going to get anywhere near the $40 million but will get far more than she deserves. "Duration of marriage" is a factor in Florida divorce law and since this marriage is so short lived, she's not going to be able to claim she supported his career through thick and thin. Florida law also weighs how much each spouse financially contributed to the marriage. Her financial contribution couldn't have been much, if anything.
>>150236658
Funniest outcome is 7-5 regular season with a loss in the Music City Bowl, which leads to another year of him at Auburn.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:14:42 PM
No.150237029
>>150236973
she probably has 1-4 videos of him being "abusive", likely physically but probably just insulting her
but asking for 100% of a man's net value in a divorce is not a serious request, and just starting the haggling as high as she can
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:23:16 PM
No.150237086
>>150237130
>>150233904
there is 0 chance miami doesn't end up in a power conference, and if by some complete fluke they don't land anywhere after the acc is gutted then they'll just go back independent rather than gimp their schedule in a g6 or g7
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:28:55 PM
No.150237130
>>150237739
>>150237787
>>150237086
i'd say they dont culturally fit the SEC, but neither do the texass schools
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:46:20 PM
No.150237238
>>150237387
>>150240467
Is it still worth attending a 4 year university if you're not an athlete on scholarship? Everything that can be achieved through college can easily be taught through TikTok for literally nothing at cost.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:51:01 PM
No.150237273
>>150233573
Damn, I forgot about Michael Crabtree. He was a pretty good WR, always underrated in the NFL.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:52:02 PM
No.150237280
>>150233845
>Clap
Is that what I'll get if I fuck her?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:03:49 PM
No.150237387
>>150237238
I have two engineering degrees and it was a good investment when I earned them in the 90s. Today? That's not very clear. Other than some projects with expensive equipment, there's little that I learned in college that today couldn't be learned independently. The problem is that HR departments often have hard requirements for at least a bachelor's degree. Your knowledge doesn't count if you don't have a diploma certifying you have the knowledge.
It also appears that the "college experience" has significantly been degraded. The only "good" thing is housing quality has hugely improved but you're also paying far more. My crappy large one bedroom apartment was $350/month. Most students today would see that apartment as something that should be condemned and torn down but also it's pretty much impossible to find anything for that price, even inflation adjusted. Maybe if you have roommates, which I did a couple of years, paying $250/month for my share of the rent.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:17:37 PM
No.150237538
>>150236638
>Divorce
lmao didnt all of us here call this one immediately? what the fuck was Hunter thinking?!
East Side Horns
!!O22GGM7dkXf
8/15/2025, 3:17:53 PM
No.150237541
>>150237667
>>150238105
First coach getting fired??
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:36:04 PM
No.150237659
Why is OU, Hurr State, and Tennessee even ranked in the AP top 25 to start the season?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:36:59 PM
No.150237667
>>150237541
Joe Moorhead (Akron) or Trent Dilfer (UAB)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:45:50 PM
No.150237739
>>150237911
>>150237130
ass to mouth, definitely, texass no
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:48:04 PM
No.150237761
>>150237807
>>150236638
>>150236973
She was able to get the marriage to take place in Tennessee which has infinite life long alimony and more favorable gold digging terms. Despite neither of them having any friend or family in that state. Lol but yeah we all called it. The whole world called it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:50:58 PM
No.150237787
>>150237805
>>150240491
>>150237130
How the fuck does Texas not culturally fit in with the SEC? I would argue Texas is way more naturally “SEC” than Vandy or Tennessee or Kentucky
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:53:27 PM
No.150237805
>>150237843
>>150237787
Texas. Is not The South.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:53:56 PM
No.150237807
>>150237761
Are they residents of Tennessee? Where you get married doesn't matter, it's where you get divorced. Where you can file for divorce depends on where your legal residence is located. If the spouses live in different states, it can be complicated but the state they got married in still doesn't matter.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:59:46 PM
No.150237843
>>150237852
>>150239489
>>150237805
Yes it is lol what are you smoking. Texas was part of the confederacy and everything. If anything their inclusion in the big 12 was unnatural, as only the panhandle is really culturally in that sphere.
Oklahoma is firmly big 12 though
>>150237843
Texas is not The South.
Everybody in The South & Texas agrees.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:06:27 PM
No.150237897
>>150240503
Florida requires six months of residency to file for a divorce. Since he was drafted in April, it's unlikely either of them can file for divorce there as they probably haven't been in Florida long enough yet. She could try falling back to Colorado, which only requires three months for residency but since they no longer live there, the state might not be willing to claim jurisdiction. Colorado, like Florida, is an equitable division state, with similar rules for dividing assets, including factoring in the duration of the marriage.
If this isn't just a spat that she attention whored into the media instead of resolving it privately with her husband like an adult, she's playing a very weak hand. He might be advised to give her a few million to go away. It's a distraction from football that a rookie doesn't need.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:07:03 PM
No.150237905
>>150237917
>>150237852
Literally everyone from Texas considers themselves southerners
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:07:56 PM
No.150237911
>>150237739
They’re like Auburn but worse. Entitled and think they’re better than everyone else.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:07:57 PM
No.150237912
>>150237852
But it is in the Midwest so B1G membership for Texas is guaranteed!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:08:29 PM
No.150237917
>>150237991
>>150237905
No, they dont.
You don't live there.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:12:45 PM
No.150237950
>>150237852
this is correct, I live in Georgia and my brother lives in Texas
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:16:34 PM
No.150237991
>>150237994
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:16:59 PM
No.150237994
>>150237991
when did you move to Austin, califag?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:27:17 PM
No.150238105
>>150238241
>>150237541
i know he was an ou guy but these days its a red flag when a guy sits in the coordinator spot for as long as he did. clemson is hanging on to relevance in his absence while ou is slipping. can't really put my finger on it but the vibe was always off with his hire too
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:40:07 PM
No.150238223
>>150238306
give me the rundown on diego pavia
East Side Horns
!!O22GGM7dkXf
8/15/2025, 4:41:22 PM
No.150238241
>>150238105
I want LSU to have a based coach again soon. Same square peg and round hole vibe right here
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:41:33 PM
No.150238243
>>150238559
>>150228524
Paul Finebaum (oy vey) doesn't know fuckin shit about football. In fact he's an efete pantywaist that probably couldn't throw a pass. I'm so tired of stuffy heebs pretending they're the goddamn authority on anything. He's the college football equivalent of 531 Nate silver. Wrong as often as he's correct, proud of it for some reason, believes his layman takes justify his ridiculous salary. I mean good for him that he's getting paid way more than he's worth, but he's basically made a career of sniffing Saban's farts and telling us what he had for lunch. HEY PAUL!!!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:42:13 PM
No.150238249
>>150237926
remove midzoo faggies and kensucky and it'll be kino
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:47:03 PM
No.150238297
>>150236638
That kid might actually be the ugliest human being on the planet. Jesus Christ his face is like that of a sloth mashed together with whoopie Goldberg
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:47:51 PM
No.150238306
>>150238223
The only QB in the history of college football to win as 3 touchdown underdog and do it 3 times. The guy is a dog and winner and doesn’t give a fuck about his limited talent.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:48:42 PM
No.150238315
Roll Tide
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:09:39 PM
No.150238559
>>150247733
>>150238243
That’s not how you spell effete.
>>150237926
I feel this image is dumb because it makes states like Ohio and New Jersey, which no one considers southern, partly southern.
Also you can see the different regions are unequal in size since the US is an irregular shape; the NE quadrant is clearly smaller than the NW for example. Yes that point is the geographic center of the continental US but that doesn't mean the axes cutting the equal quadrants are angled perfectly north-south and east-west. The red axes should be rotated clockwise a bit to account for the irregularity. It would almost certainly be far enough Mizzou and Kentucky, plus maybe the Tennessee schools and SCar, wouldnt be south eastern.
Regardless what makes a state southern isn't entirely geography, its also cultural and historical. The concept of The South and The North developed before most of the states existed. That's why the Midwest is viewed as distinct from the North, and no one considers California a southern state or Idaho a northern state instead being viewed as western states.
If we go purely on geography there is no reason to ignore Alaska or Hawaii either so the mid point would be near where the borders of Montana, Wyoming, and South Dakota meet. That would make schools like Michigan, Notre Dame, Penn St, and Army acceptable for the SEC.
>>150238658
Forgot to mention that based on all that, I don't think Mizzou, A&M, Texas, or Oklahoma should be in the SEC. Mizzou to the Big XII or B1G and the rest to the Big XII or recreate the SWC. I would say Texas does align with the SEC based purely on how obnoxious they are, but I'm an Aggie so I have a bias there. Regardless apologies for my autism.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:26:21 PM
No.150238728
>>150239154
>Reggie Bush gets his parents a nice house to move them out of the ghetto
>USC loses national championship
>Michigan literally cheats and wins games by cheating
>doesn't have to forfeit any games
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:26:59 PM
No.150238738
>>150239553
>>150238724
>im an aggie
>i want to go back to the b12
Doubt.webm. Post unofficial transcript.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:20 PM
No.150238812
>>150239553
>>150238724
Dumbest post I’ve ever read on here. I agree with
>>150238724 either a troll or the newest of newfags
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:34 PM
No.150238818
>>150240815
>10 year show cause for Harbaugh (on top of the four years he was already serving)
>8 year show cause for Connor
>3 year show cause for Denard Robinson(?)
>2 year show cause for Moore, during which he's suspended the two games he was going to serve this year + 1 game next year
>four years of probation
>loss of postseason revenue for the next two years
>loss of official recruit visits
>loss of recruiting communications
the panel originally wanted to give Michigan a two+-year bowl ban but determined it would unfairly punish those who weren't involved in the scheme, hence the monetary penalty instead.
there, we're done with this shit. Michigan haters can seethe eternally, Michigan fans can gloat about how they got away with it, we can enjoy all the memes about Connor
that said, I am interested to see how the CMU investigation plays out...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:34:56 PM
No.150238832
>>150239553
>>150239643
>>150238658
Zoomer? It's usually zoom zooms that are proud of their ignorance of a subject. That's unquestionably the geographic center of the contiguous United States. You are ignorant of map projections so you think some areas are larger than they actually are. You think you're smarter than the geographers that determined the center location even though you're ignorant of the basics of the subject matter.
If you want to differentiate between geographic regions and cultural regions, that's fine but it's not the point the map, which is correct and you're wrong about, is trying to make. Stop being a double digit IQ moron in a higher education thread. Instead of making the ignorant pithy response your ego wants you to make, count to ten, breath, recognize that you made an error, own up to it and learn from it. Or go watch the NFL.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:37:12 PM
No.150238851
>>150238875
>>150238820
As an uninvolved party, I find it all amusing but most of all I'm glad it lead to tablets on the sidelines and in-helmet comms. Michigan did /cfb/ a favor by getting it out of the 1980s, at least in this one area.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:39:50 PM
No.150238875
>>150238903
>>150239452
>>150238851
>in-helmet comms
Can be hard to hear in raucous environments.
Bluetooth vibrating buttplugs would be better.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:42:10 PM
No.150238903
>>150238953
>>150239086
>>150238875
the sound quality in them is ass anyway. ESPN did a test on GameDay in a quiet room and it was barely audible garbage.
I'm amazed they're able to get any calls through those things.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:45:22 PM
No.150238953
>>150238968
>>150238903
All that money going through CFB and they couldn't hire Sennheiser or some shit to put good audio in the helmets?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:46:54 PM
No.150238968
>>150238953
IIRC the rule was going to be effective immediately and it wasn't passed until two or three months before the start of the season. probably had to get the cheapest, shittiest, Soviet-era field radios they could to meet the rule and figured sound quality could come later.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:57:41 PM
No.150239086
>>150238903
Keep in mind football players are used to communicating with each other on the field through panting grunts with mouthpieces in. Even a shitty radio coming from a coach is a huge upgrade over that.
>>150238728
In one instance, a star player broke the rules, making himself ineligible for play and nullifying any of the team's results with him on said team.
In the other, some low lever staffer broke the rules, independent of the rest of the team, which went on to win a national title AFTER said low-level staffer had already been fired. Noneof the coaches or players were found to have any knowledge or connection to said low-level staffer's scheme.
If you can't see the difference here, I can't help you.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:03:47 PM
No.150239156
>>150240673
>>150238820
They got a national title from this and that billionaires whore can just pay this if they pay 12 million for one unproven qb
Yes, cheating was 100% worth it for them
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:06:07 PM
No.150239179
>>150239154
In one instance, a player did not benefit/alter his team's on-field results by moving his parents out of the ghetto.
In the other, a staff member directly benefitted/altered his team's on-field results by cheating.
If you can't see the difference here, I can't help you.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:07:08 PM
No.150239194
>>150240562
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:11:32 PM
No.150239243
>>150233227
The fresh fish had his undeveloped sphincter blow out and he had to fall out of formation. Poor guy, wiped out in a puddle of shit and cum on the hot concrete. Unfortunately, no 12th man was standing by to take his place in the cocking congo line, as he had already taken the place of a cadet who had been diagnosed with HIV.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:15:11 PM
No.150239285
>>150233175
Yes but if you side step you don't have to press your dick into the ass of another man.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:15:32 PM
No.150239288
I don’t care about Michigan.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:16:38 PM
No.150239307
>>150239384
>>150239154
Bush was bribed by an agent with zero affiliation to USC to leave for the NFL. Stallions was stealing signs to help Michigan win. Can you identify which one of those had zero impact on games and which was done to influence game outcomes?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:17:18 PM
No.150239317
>seething about shitagain because they got away with it
>seething about ass to mouth because they exist
/cfb/ is just gonna be unusable this weekend, I see.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:18:28 PM
No.150239335
>>150239478
>>150239154
>Throughout the investigation, Stalions, Harbaugh, Moore and former director of player personnel Denard Robinson each failed to meet the membership's expectations of cooperation. Their conduct ranged from destroying relevant materials to providing false and misleading information during interviews
>Based on interview testimonies, the education and monitoring efforts of the chief compliance officer and her staff were not welcomed by the football program. Instead, they were rebuked, dismissed and disregarded by Harbaugh and his staff. As a result, Michigan failed to create a culture of compliance in the football program. Additionally, and more specific to some of the conduct in this case, Michigan also failed to educate and monitor its football staff and interns.
So, they covered up the cheating, which directly impacted the results of games, and the cheating occurred because the program blatantly didn't give a fuck about compliance.
This is obviously far more egregious than a player doing something nice for his family.
In no universe is a player doing something nice for his family worse than this.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:21:12 PM
No.150239384
>>150239522
>>150239307
I don’t understand why auburn gets to keep theirs. Scam Newton has pretty much confirmed his dad got paid right?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:25:52 PM
No.150239452
>>150238875
>Bluetooth vibrating buttplugs would be better.
Uh coach, how’s that gonna help us win games?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:27:13 PM
No.150239478
>>150239519
>>150239335
>corruption, bribery
>nice for his family
Hot take.
>>150237843
Maryland was part of the confederacy, and so were a bunch of random Indian tribes. Noone would call the Terps SEC material because they were once part of the same government.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:28:43 PM
No.150239499
>>150237926
whys the pnw so fucking worthless no gorilla monkeys?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:29:42 PM
No.150239514
>>150239489
Maryland wasn’t part of the confederacy. Are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:30:21 PM
No.150239519
>>150239565
>>150239478
If your family lived in the ghetto and someone offered you a nice home in a safe neighborhood for them, you'd take it too, and you're a bad person if you wouldn't.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:30:31 PM
No.150239522
>>150239384
Because he played in the SEC and SEC schools are allowed to cheat their asses off with little to no punishment. Cam's dad is on record that he shopped his son around during his recruitment. At the time "shopping a player" was a violation and made the player ineligible, regardless of whether or not money actually changed hands or how much money changed hands. The mere act of seeking illegal payment should have made Cam ineligible.
The NCAA got around this by saying Cam couldn't have possibly known what his own father was up to, therefore he was eligible thanks to ignorance. Keep in mind this was only months after the same organization ruled USC "should have known" what Reggie Bush's parents were up to all the time, hours away from campus in San Diego, to justify those sanctions.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:31:14 PM
No.150239532
>>150239489
>Maryland was part of the confederacy
American education at work.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:32:36 PM
No.150239553
>>150239585
>>150239617
>>150238738
Not posting my transcript, if you don't believe me I don't give a shit. I'm not wanting to go back to the b12 alone, I'm wanting an end to super conferences.
>>150238812
Those are both me, so am I dumb or do you agree? I assume the former given as another anon pointed out Im wrong about the geography.
>>150238832
I affirmed it's the geographic center of the continental US and didn't say I was smarter than anyone. You're correct though, I forgot about map projection distortions and it fucked up my reasoning making me forget the center means the quadrants are equal regardless of how the axes are drawn. It was a mistake, but you can call it ignorance if you like. I stand by the rest of what of I said, even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the point of the image.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:29 PM
No.150239565
>>150239737
>>150239519
I’ll not deign to try to comprehend the motivations of a hood nigga. You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think “but he’s a poor blaaaaaaaaack from the hoooooooood” argument holds water.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:34:30 PM
No.150239585
>>150239771
>>150239553
You’re a fucking retarded ape. Stop posting and kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:36:41 PM
No.150239617
>>150239771
>>150239553
You’re either 16 years old and larping or objectively the worst poster on the site or both or some mixture thereof. Post transcript or gtfo, kid.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:38:40 PM
No.150239643
>>150239669
>>150239702
>>150238832
>If you want to differentiate between geographic regions and cultural regions
NTA, but noone was ever talking about the most autistic, strict, retardedly technical definition of "south eastern" when discussing who belongs in the SEC. It was never a geographic discussion, it was cultural, and you're an obstinate sperg that's shitting up the thread with your delusional screed.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:38:42 PM
No.150239645
>>150239489
>Maryland was part of the confederacy
anon…
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:40:39 PM
No.150239669
>>150239702
>>150240078
>>150239643
If it’s cultural, then Kentucky and Vanderbilt also don’t belong. Florida doesn’t either.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:43:14 PM
No.150239702
>>150240078
>>150239669
>>150239643
What people don’t want to grasp is that there is not one uniform “southron” culture. Nobody with half a brain thinks the coonasses at LSU are a cultural fit with the wannabe Faulkners at Ole Miss.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:46:39 PM
No.150239730
>>150239154
>some low lever staffer broke the rules, independent of the rest of the team,
lmao mishitgain kikes are still pushing the "lone gunman" angle I see
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:47:01 PM
No.150239737
>>150239790
>>150239565
He's a human being. His parents were in a rough situation and he got them out of it. That makes him a good human being. Black has nothing to do with this.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:50:33 PM
No.150239771
>>150239801
>>150239851
>>150239585
>>150239617
Damn ok. Sorry for trying to be reasonable after making a mistake.
I'm 25 so I guess it that latter. That's fine with me, still not posting my transcript.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:52:38 PM
No.150239790
>>150239798
>>150239737
>he dindu nuffin
lol
lmao
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:53:23 PM
No.150239798
>>150239815
>>150239790
He literally didn't. It's not like he stole the home.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:53:39 PM
No.150239801
>>150240001
>>150239771
Kill yourself and never post here again.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:54:40 PM
No.150239815
>>150239847
>>150240010
>>150239798
>took a bribe to leave college
>used a portion of the money to buy a house
>he dindu nuthin wrong he a good boy
lol
lmao
Gr8 b8, m8, I r8 it 8/8
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:00 PM
No.150239847
>>150239861
>>150239869
>>150239815
Correct. He did nothing wrong.
It was the rules that were unjust. The rules were blatantly unAmerican, literally forbidding American adults from working for a living.
He did nothing wrong by violating unjust, unAmerican rules.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:11 PM
No.150239851
>>150240001
>>150239771
>im 25
post state-issued ID with birthdate as well as transcript or gtfo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:17 PM
No.150239853
MichiganChads
We're too big too fail.
This is what a true Blue Blood can do.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:12 PM
No.150239861
>>150239897
>>150239847
Least unhinged blohio fan
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:50 PM
No.150239869
>>150239894
>>150239847
Also they literally gave his Heisman back because he ACTUALLY did nothing wrong. Did we forget the Supreme Court basically called the NCAA an Antitrust Cartel?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:00:38 PM
No.150239894
>>150239923
>>150239869
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the BLm shit going on at the time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:00:54 PM
No.150239897
>>150239927
>>150239861
They literally used to have rules on the books where the student athletes could only work X amount of hours at a part-time job and weren't allowed to work more hours than that.
Blatantly unAmerican and complete bullshit.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:01:15 PM
No.150239903
Im 38 and all I want is to be going to a football or basketvall school in a couple of weeks. Life sucks, never grow up.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:02:32 PM
No.150239923
>>150239894
No it was the fact the NCAA lost a fucking AntiTrust suit and it became really stupid in hindsight they took the Heisman away.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:02:44 PM
No.150239927
>>150239933
>>150239943
>>150239897
>unamerican
Based. Fuck America. Secede now.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:17 PM
No.150239933
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:52 PM
No.150239943
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:10 PM
No.150240001
>>150239801
Nah I think I'll keep posting.
>>150239851
Nah you can fuck yourself.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:43 PM
No.150240010
>>150240052
>>150239815
>noooooo college athletes are the only people in our hyper-capitalist society who shouldn't be allowed to play the capitalism game and profit off their talent/labor, ignore the 6-7 figures the market has determined to be fair value all they really need is some meme degree most of them didn't even want in the first place
>>150240010
>nooooooo don’t you understand shitagain is literally the devil and has done objectively the worst thing ever even worse than pedo state raping kids and covering it up because at least the kids being raped didn’t impact on-field performance
>>150239702
>>150239669
The point isn't that the SEC is some monolithic culture where everyone acts the same. It's that Texas isn't anywhere close to whatever that culture is. They're self important, blowhards that destroy every conference they're in, the program doesn't really have any historic ties to any of the other schools except the other trannies, their fan base is California-tier faggots, and Texas as a state has always considered itself separate from the deep south. If you don't think inland Florida is culturally the south then you've never been there. I'd take Tallahassee ove Austin as a southern place any day. Vandy gets a pass because they're an OG, I'd welcome back Tech too.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:16:49 PM
No.150240085
>>150240052
The funny thing is that what Michigan did won’t be against the rules when college football moves entirely to P2/haves and have nots because the only reason it’s against the rules is due to the cost. When the big boys get rid of the G-whatever, cost won’t be an issue anymore.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:51 PM
No.150240109
>>150240155
>>150240078
You’re obviously not from Texas or you’d know how wrong you are. Texas has like six distinct cultures, including LSU-tier coonasses out in the swamp.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:59 PM
No.150240138
>>150240191
>>150240052
Yes that's true. An organized staff-wide effort to cheat at football IS worse and more important in the context of the governing body for football rules than one coach that was a pedophile. The fact that you can't grasp that or makes me think this is intentional pilpul and you infact may be a (((Michigan law school alumnus)))
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:22:02 PM
No.150240155
>>150240191
>>150240215
>>150240109
Yeah I'm not from Texas I didn't claim to be. Austin is not
>coonasses out in the swamp
doebeit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:10 PM
No.150240191
>>150240219
>>150240138
Fucking lol. You’re mindbroken.
>>150240155
Nigger, are you talking about the state or the university? You have to make the differentiation. Dumbass. You gonna kick out ass to mouth also?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:25:41 PM
No.150240215
>>150240238
>>150240155
>>150240078
>if you’ve never been to Florida you don’t understand
>yeah, I’ve never been to Texas
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:25:57 PM
No.150240219
>>150240239
>>150240283
>>150240191
>You gonna kick out ass to mouth also
That's the idea. Mizzou and Arky too. Trannies don't belong in /my/ conference.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:26:57 PM
No.150240238
>>150240283
>>150240215
>yeah, I’ve never been to Texas
I have been to Texas. You said that I wasn't from Texas, which I'm not. Are you dense or something?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:27:01 PM
No.150240239
>>150240303
>>150248609
>>150240219
Post unofficial transcript.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:30:01 PM
No.150240283
>>150240315
>>150240219
>>150240238
>so mindbroken he has posts queued up
Sober up.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:05 PM
No.150240298
>>150250685
Coach Primate
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:40 PM
No.150240303
>>150240341
>>150249421
>>150240239
I think "summa cum laude" is official recognition that I made a lot of greek life girls ejaculate o algo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:32:34 PM
No.150240313
>>150241174
coach bulbasaur
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:32:41 PM
No.150240315
>>150240341
>>150240283
I accept your concession
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:34:37 PM
No.150240341
>>150240303
>>150240315
That’s not a transcript. Concession not accepted, kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:35:20 PM
No.150240359
>>150240409
>>150240052
What Michigan did is worse.
You see, we got a funny phrase, "rhythmic slapping noises," out of the Pedo State thing.
We didn't get a funny phrase out of the Michigan thing.
So the Michigan thing is worse. Because funny things are funny.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:38:22 PM
No.150240409
>>150240466
>>150240359
A staffer using stolen credentials to sneak onto another team's sideline to spy on an upcoming opponent using camera glasses is pretty funny (webm here
>>150238820)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:20 PM
No.150240457
Life has been brought to GOLDY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:56 PM
No.150240466
>>150240409
Sure, it's amusing, but it's not "rhythmic slapping noises" funny.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:57 PM
No.150240467
>>150237238
College is about certification, not education. And with that yeah most good jobs require degrees.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:45:28 PM
No.150240491
>>150237787
Because they’re faggots. If you argued that you’d be wrong, simple as. Texas’s history and culture are far less SEC than those three schools.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:46:07 PM
No.150240503
>>150237897
It’s just a baseless rumor. No need to type a wall of text over it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:50:29 PM
No.150240554
>>150238820
The report officially confirms, and explicitly states, this was Connor.
I 100% expect CMU to get fucking reamed in their investigation for letting this happen.
>>150239194
I like this one (the book American Nations is fascinating btw). Putting every part of the same region is stupid because different cultures founded different parts of states. Northern Texas is clearly different from eastern Texas (which resembles most of the rest of the south) and from southern Texas (which is just a rich man’s Mexico).
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:19 PM
No.150240608
>>150240763
>>150240562
retards should stop making maps.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:00:11 PM
No.150240673
>>150239156
funniest part about it was that the only reason the NCAA couldn't make a determination on what, if any, advantage his scheme gave to Michigan and thus recommend additional penalties was because he was so brazen about destroying every piece of evidence he could keep his hands on.
not only did they get away with it, the NCAA just said that if you break rules destroy the evidence too.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:00:15 PM
No.150240674
>>150240729
>>150240785
>>150240562
Texas is Appalachia? I never thought I'd get trolled by geography shitposting, but you got me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:03:07 PM
No.150240729
>>150240769
>>150240674
just a bad map that used migration patterns of founding populations. Which they in fact did typically move west at the same lattitude.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:05:14 PM
No.150240763
>>150240608
Nothing there is particularly questionable besides Midlands. The founding cultures of the rest of the areas are well documented. He also makes a good case that whatever the founding culture is stays pretty consistent. For example New York City had 20 languages being spoken there even when it had only 500 languages there since it was just a commerce hub. 400 years later it still has dickloads of languages being spoken and is still a commerce hub. The northeastern colonies focused heavily on education and still have the best schools, etc.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:05:28 PM
No.150240765
>>150240829
>precious ohio state and sec teams break big time legit rules for decades
>eh whatever
>some guy on michigan looks across the field and squints to try to see what play they're drawing up
>death penalty
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:05:35 PM
No.150240769
>>150240817
>>150240923
>>150240729
That's actually pretty interesting, maybe I'll check that book out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:06:22 PM
No.150240785
>>150240674
The people who settled in Appalachia moved west and found their way to northern Texas yeah.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:12 PM
No.150240815
>>150238818
>natty not stripped
Slap on the wrist, but not surprising from the uber-cucked nothing entity that is the 2025 NCAA
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:25 PM
No.150240817
>>150240769
genetic ancestry of founding stock and movement patterns of said stock.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:09:19 PM
No.150240829
>>150240765
Ohio State lost a chance to play for a natty because of Tattoogate. Hardly "eh whatever"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:43 PM
No.150240923
>>150241441
>>150240769
You definitely should. It’s eye opening on why the country behaves the way it does. Why do the northeast, northern Great Lakes states and the Pacific coast states vote the same way and have excellent schools? Because the early migrants to the Pacific coast and Great Lakes were from the northeast and they brought their cultures with them. Why are the south and Appalachian regions so patriotic and often jingoistic? Because they were largely populated by people from the violent borderlands of Scotland in England, where people were clannish, distrustful of government and fiercely defensive out of necessity.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:21:09 PM
No.150240976
I told you they wouldn't get us!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:22:41 PM
No.150240999
>>150241056
>>150240078
Texas has the most intense football culture of any state in the union. Literally the opposite of California. Texans also have the most pride in their state while Californians are bottom tier. Texas is more “sec” than most SEC schools are.
Also east Texas is literally the same shit as the Deep South. Texas is just culturally diverse because it’s so big. The pan handle is closer to Kansas than east Texas. West Texas is its own culture. South Texas is Mexico. Central Texas is kind of its own thing as well, but certainly southern.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:26:05 PM
No.150241056
>>150241193
>>150240999
>east mexico
>south mexico
>panhandle mexico
>west mexico
>central mexico
did I get it right? demographically its ogre for texas.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:34:37 PM
No.150241174
>>150241214
>>150240313
Use your main Pokémon you coward!!!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:36:03 PM
No.150241193
>>150241056
Yeah you are not wrong. Texas has demographic cancer but for the time being the german-czech immigrant derived culture controls much of the state.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:37:04 PM
No.150241214
>>150241174
Coach Primeape
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:16 PM
No.150241431
>>150241664
>>150268295
>>150240562
As someone from the midwest, the midlands is completely fucked up. Someone from northeast Indiana is more connected to someone from south Jersey than southern Michigan? Absolute failure.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:56 PM
No.150241441
>>150268295
>>150240923
That's intriguing, I'm going to buy the book. Thanks, anon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:04:52 PM
No.150241634
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:06:37 PM
No.150241664
>>150242707
>>150241431
michigander, indiana is our brothers, ohio is not.
Only travel down to your woods for shipshewana
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:46:28 PM
No.150242707
>>150242964
>>150241664
nobody is your brother. the only good part of your state (yoopee) isn't even your brother.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:58:46 PM
No.150242964
>>150243016
>>150242707
fraternal twin- yooper
stepbrother-ohio
half brother- indiana and Wisconsin
The angry lesbian cousin-illinios
The second cousin- Minny
The third cousin who I might hit- Iowa
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:01:22 PM
No.150243016
>>150243158
>>150243599
>>150242964
which one(s) do you have sex with
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:02:47 PM
No.150243044
>>150258853
>Michigan appealing the NCAA's ruling
the NCAA gave them a soft touch and Michigan is still gonna fight it out. you gotta be kidding me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:07:53 PM
No.150243158
>>150243016
My wife was rural as well 40 minutes away so somehow cousins pry
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:29:18 PM
No.150243599
>>150243016
>KV loser
>attractive cousin I'm very close with told me the other day "If we weren't related you'd be my dream man"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:33:05 PM
No.150243670
>>150243761
>ncaa still trying to gun for harbs
actually pathetic at this point, you lost, give up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:33:16 PM
No.150243676
>>150243636
considering all they lost last offseason, the fact that they got most of the meat of the B1G, and that they managed to get 8 wins and sour Ohio State and Alabama's seasons with the worst passing offense in the P4, I'd say Moore did a really good job. And if Underwood is even close to as good as advertised, they're only gonna get more dangerous.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:37:22 PM
No.150243761
>>150244057
>>150243670
the NCAA is literally trying to put this to rest by giving Michigan a slap on the wrist, and Michigan is still appealing.
at this point I hope the NCAA decides that if Michigan doesn't want to eat the bowl-revenue fine, they'll go back to the two-season postseason ban instead. Trying to lighten an already light sentence in the face of everything is goblin-tier greed.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:37:23 PM
No.150243763
they're not even getting an asterisk?
i mean, i'd be more angry but the sports already dying
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:46:05 PM
No.150244026
>>150243636
And there it is
>>150243761
>the NCAA is literally trying to put this to rest by giving Michigan a slap on the wrist
lol ok
oh how gracious, a slap on the wrist for their fuckup investigation because OSU fans and their beat reporters had a mental breakdown over getting curb stomped for 2 years. All because our guy figured out signals ( something every school does ) in a way they didn't like. Somehow we can watch their signals on the telly but a rule that doesn't exist got broken right? fuck them and fuck you.
Why is the media acting like the NCAA dropped the hammer?
>fine that Meatchicken can easily afford
>their shit coach has to sit out a few games
>minor restrictions on recruiting visits, zero scholarship reductions
>no postseason ban
Slap on the wrist by any reasonable metric
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:52:02 PM
No.150244194
>>150244118
Because on paper it is a pretty huge fine. Depending on how Michigan's postseasons go it could balloon up to $30+ million, which I'm pretty sure is by far the biggest monetary penalty the NCAA has handed a football program.
It's just that in the grand scheme of things it's a pittance. Ellison's wife probably sucks $30m out of his cock every night. We've officially entered the era of "fines are the cost of doing business" in college football.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:52:59 PM
No.150244218
>>150244057
There are definitely rules against IRL scouting and recording sidelines and stealing identities to sneak onto sidelines, drop the persecution act.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:53:03 PM
No.150244226
>>150244118
It theatre. Stallions should be blinded and moore losing his right hand. Only then it might be above board
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:54:13 PM
No.150244255
>>150244420
>>150244118
Don't forget that the self imposed coach suspension is non consecutive. Lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:54:21 PM
No.150244260
>>150244057
are those "OSU fans and their beat reporters" in the room with us?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:58:33 PM
No.150244408
>>150243636
Lmao. It’s over. Michigan is finished. Their MASTERMIND head coach can’t win them games anymore
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:58:59 PM
No.150244420
>>150244255
and it's not even for their big OOC game. weeks 3 and 4 instead of 1 and 2 so he can coach the Oklahoma game? I hope Oklahoma stuffs their dumb asses in a barrel that game.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:00:29 PM
No.150244458
>>150244520
>>150244570
>>150244118
Aren’t all of Moore’s suspension games against pathetic MAC teams or other cupcakes too?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:02:20 PM
No.150244508
>>150244549
in 5 years the public will have largely forgotten what michigan did. their reputation will not be tarnished with vacated wins, asterisks, and bowl bans. they reinvigorated their program by cheating and built upon that to leverage better recruits and transfers for a title run.
shameful tbqhwy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:02:57 PM
No.150244520
>>150244458
Yea its all retarded
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:04:21 PM
No.150244549
>>150244598
>>150244508
Who forget about pedo state? Literally a permanent scar on the idea of pedo st.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:05:21 PM
No.150244570
>>150244458
he gets to coach for the Oklahoma game, but is suspended for the Central Michigan and Nebraska games.
how dangerous do you consider Nebraska?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:06:57 PM
No.150244598
>>150244880
>>150244549
"25 years of child rape" is gonna have a larger lasting impact than "three years of illegal advanced scouting".
Hell, I'm convinced that a good portion of the population still doesn't understand that the rule broken wasn't about "sign stealing" as an act because it has "steal" in the name.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:11:02 PM
No.150244669
>Officials will be cracking down on college football players who feign injuries, the number of overtime timeouts will be reduced and referees will use different verbiage when announcing the results of video reviews.
it's over for Tennessee
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:25:50 PM
No.150244880
>>150246129
>>150246589
>>150244598
It won't. Kiddo sex shit damages an institution.
Letting cheaters claim a natty damages a whole sport
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:35:47 AM
No.150245808
>>150245576
should have just watched any OU game
dude puts the ball on the ground once a quarter
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:43:38 AM
No.150245913
>>150245576
Why’s it pic of DJ Durkin though?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:01:43 AM
No.150246129
>>150244880
Most reasonable pedo state fan.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:03:29 AM
No.150246160
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:08:54 AM
No.150246236
>>150246320
Should've mandated an asterisk atleast.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:14:15 AM
No.150246320
>>150246348
>>150246236
That ship sailed in the 90s when the NCAA vacated a bunch of Alabama's wins but when asked by the university if they had to report that in their records, the NCAA said that was up to the school. So of course Alabama doesn't count its wins as vacated and I doubt any other school does for any of their vacated wins either. Only the official NCAA database and anything downstream from it notes the wins being vacated.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:16:06 AM
No.150246348
>>150246437
>>150246320
When Paterno’s wins were reinstated despite knowing about the kiddie sex people should’ve known that was a thing of the far past.
>>150246348
am i fucked up for thinking the pedo shit should have nothing to do with football records at all
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:24:25 AM
No.150246464
>>150246763
You know I like my chicken fried
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:31:58 AM
No.150246589
>>150246906
>>150244880
please it'll just be the same narrative as a blown call or media bias gifting natties to schools, nothing more than gripes between rivals. what a coincidence ohio state benefitted from both scenarios
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:32:20 AM
No.150246599
>>150246437
Considering it is the best display of “lack of institutional control” in sports history, yes.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:33:54 AM
No.150246628
>>150246674
>>150246676
>>150246437
no you're not. it fucked up the school because if the heinous nature of everything but the entire thing was a criminal matter and i never understood why the ncaa stuck its nose in anyway
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:35:31 AM
No.150246652
>>150246437
>administrators knew about it
>paterno knew about it
>it was an open secret for years around campus
They deserved the death penalty more than SMU. If you think what Michigan did was worse, you’re a retard or a buck broken ohio state fan.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:37:05 AM
No.150246674
>>150246705
>>150246888
>>150246628
>fucked up the school
>nothing bad happened to them
Oh no they’re called pedo state now how awful
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:37:15 AM
No.150246676
>>150246793
>>150246888
>>150246628
>hide/ignore disgusting criminal scandal out of fear it will harm the football program
>durr hurr wut it have to do wif foobaw
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:39:00 AM
No.150246705
>>150246748
>>150246882
>>150246674
i mean, that is a pretty awful nickname branding tens of thousands of innocent people with pedophile association
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:42:01 AM
No.150246748
>>150249687
>>150246705
Maybe they wouldn’t be associated with pedophiles if they didn’t spend their time going on 4chan saying sign stealing is worse than butt fucking children on campus.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:43:05 AM
No.150246763
>>150246464
Loose whores on a Friday night,
wrap my dick up real tight,
stick a thumb in their asshoooooooooooole.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:45:13 AM
No.150246793
>>150246676
this is what i needed, yeah i see it now
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:51:23 AM
No.150246882
>>150246705
students almost rioted when they took Paterno's statue down. they deserve all the association in the world
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:51:49 AM
No.150246888
>>150246674
>>150246676
>hurr durr lack of institutional control including the ad sec director and president of the university
>only punish the football program despite all those allegedly involved already being fired or dead
fucking masterful, bravo ncaa, definitely not piling on and clout chasing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:53:08 AM
No.150246906
>>150252774
>>150246589
there's no asterisk on ours
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:00:45 AM
No.150247006
Hello
And also
Goodnight
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:52:32 AM
No.150247623
>>150248086
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:53:36 AM
No.150247638
>>150247688
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:57:08 AM
No.150247688
>>150247638
I hate Ohio state, why did you just post proof that they got cheated in that game lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:00:17 AM
No.150247733
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:23:55 AM
No.150248086
>>150248219
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:27:42 AM
No.150248148
>>150227021
Infantilization epidemic
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:28:21 AM
No.150248157
>>150248357
>>150248435
do you have a cool aunt to watch ball games with on Saturday
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:34:12 AM
No.150248219
>>150248086
for me, its the guys waiting for the inevitable aggie collapse that shocking didnt happen this time
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:38:46 AM
No.150248284
>>150249644
>>150256739
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:40:54 AM
No.150248304
>>150248343
>>150249046
college football?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:44:48 AM
No.150248343
>>150248474
>>150248304
needs a 32 team super conference like a babby NFL
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:46:38 AM
No.150248357
>>150248369
>>150248157
i have a wife
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:47:42 AM
No.150248369
>>150248357
yeah, but I have a sister
>>150248157
When I was 14 my girlfriend's aunt was a whore and pedo
She fed me and then sucked my dick, and was really in to watching me pee
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:55:39 AM
No.150248452
>>150248568
>>150248582
aOSU finishes with two losses (Texas and UM). Surely they still make the playoff, rigiht?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:56:40 AM
No.150248474
>>150248343
The NFL has two conferences, retard. Why do you think anons have been talking about the “P2?”
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:02:01 AM
No.150248568
>>150248452
as things currently look probably, but a lot's gonna hinge on how good Illinois and Pedo State really are, and if someone like Washington or Minnesota can make themselves a solid win
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:02:59 AM
No.150248582
>>150248659
>>150248452
>not losing to Penn State
fucking kek
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:04:46 AM
No.150248609
>>150248633
>>150248695
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:06:21 AM
No.150248633
>>150248695
>>150248609
Nah. I don't need you spurting your stupid cum all over your hand on my glorious man hole.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:07:08 AM
No.150248643
>>150248695
>>150233970
>He’s not wrong
Yes he fucking is. It's the same image.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:08:13 AM
No.150248659
>>150256924
>>150248582
I'll believe it when I see it again. Franklin's been in the driver's seat in that matchup multiple times since 2016 and always manages to fuck it up
Franklin is what Ohio State fans think Ryan Day is.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:10:43 AM
No.150248695
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:11:36 AM
No.150248717
Broken Ohayō
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
8/16/2025, 4:14:32 AM
No.150248783
>>150248849
>>150238820
CMU isn't going to eat shit. If they do they'll drag Michigan down with them one way or another. They won't go down without a fight.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:28 AM
No.150248849
>>150249057
>>150248783
>They won't go down without a fight.
they don't have nearly the amount of resources to threaten the NCAA with as Michigan does. plus, they're "fully cooperating" which history has shown is the best way to get the NCAA to beat your program senseless in sanctions.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:29:52 AM
No.150249026
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:31:15 AM
No.150249046
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:32:18 AM
No.150249057
>>150249596
>>150248849
Aren’t they a system school of Michigan? Would assume they’re taking orders from the flagship.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:43:21 AM
No.150249210
>>150249333
I'm just glad a team in the Midwest didn't win the natty last season.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:50:45 AM
No.150249333
>>150249210
Typical retard response.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:53:40 AM
No.150249384
You fucking geeks got about two weeks to get your academic butthole fingering shit out of your system. When they kick that ball off, that shit will cease.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:55:32 AM
No.150249421
>>150250587
>>150240303
>made SEC sluts squirt in his college years
>posting on 4chan on a Friday night now
uh, what happened my dude? wanna talk about it?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:05:41 AM
No.150249596
>>150249057
Michigan's universities aren't set up that way. The UofM System is just the schools in Ann Arbor, Flint, and Dearborn. The directional schools are all independent of UofM and each other. UofM has no direct authority over other schools, though if they went crying to the governor or legislature about something, they'd usually come out ahead of the state universities.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:09:12 AM
No.150249644
>>150249712
>>150248284
What position does this amateur athlete play?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:11:28 AM
No.150249687
>>150246748
Doesn't help that they hired James Franklin, who was about to be fired by Vandy for covering up players raping students "for slave reparations". If you want to distance yourself from an image of being a den for sexual predators, hiring a guy covering up race rapes isn't the way to do it. It would be like Michigan State hiring Hunter Biden to run their gymnastics program.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:13:43 AM
No.150249712
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:30:01 AM
No.150249920
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:42:17 AM
No.150250077
>>150244057
You literally cheated because you were constantly losing to OSU.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:43:53 AM
No.150250100
>>150248435
I think you meant your uncle.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:03:22 AM
No.150250330
>>150255637
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:05:17 AM
No.150250353
I don't understand why Dylan Raiola is going under the radar. Did people not watch the arm talent, poise, and maturity to his game? Did they not see his touch and anticipation? How is he not regarded as at least a top 5 QB in the nation?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:06:18 AM
No.150250364
Remember when Baker Mayfield went on Colin Cowherd? Lmao
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:09:46 AM
No.150250402
Refuses to elaborate.
>>150249421
I got a wife and a nice life, big chilling while she studies for exams. Partying past the age of like 22 is pretty embarrassing desu, just get a job and a hobby already.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:25:31 AM
No.150250615
>>150251013
>>150256724
>>150250587
sounds like cuck cope my friend. embrace it, I guess.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:30:18 AM
No.150250685
>>150240298
and there it is
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:34:21 AM
No.150250736
>>150251013
>>150256724
>>150250587
What junior college school did you and your whore wife attend jewbag?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:52:28 AM
No.150251013
>>150251089
>>150254615
>>150250615
>>150250736
you can always point out new /cfb/ arrivals because they don't understand how far an outlier this gen is from the rest of 4chan. a healthy contingent of /cfb/ is married with kids and careers/mortgages. this gen is kind of like the alley on king of the hill or at least that's the way I've always looked at it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:00:31 AM
No.150251089
>>150251013
>this situation is just like that tv show I like to consume
If you're going to call others newfags, at least hide your own newfaggotry.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:18:21 AM
No.150251248
>>150256724
>>150250587
>my spirit is dead and yours should be too
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:03:03 AM
No.150252649
>>150236638
season ain't even started yet but the KWABOTY is already locked in
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:26:30 AM
No.150252774
>>150246906
You lost to a 6-5 team with no quarterback and finished 4th in your conference. There's a BIG asterisk on that yours.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:56:15 AM
No.150252966
>>150236638
KWAB pro bono since Hunter isn't /cfb/ related material anymore
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:37:43 PM
No.150254615
>>150256724
>>150251013
You can always point out some reddit fag tourist by the way he interjects his/they wife into a conversation to people who genuinely don't give a shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:02:49 PM
No.150255637
>>150256267
>>150250330
Get your fucking NFL slop away from my college kino
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:52:37 PM
No.150256236
Roll Tide
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:54:49 PM
No.150256267
>>150257487
>>150255637
>College
>Kino
Not for a decade, anon.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:21:23 PM
No.150256604
>brother is a 5'10" obese fratboy
>eli has three daughters
>peyton's only son is a gigamanlet
the only hope for the lineage right here
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:28:06 PM
No.150256724
>>150250736
>>150250615
>>150251248
Shut up you sad sack giga niggers, you're here too. You're not cool, you're just the most narcissistic retard in the sped class.
>>150254615
>ask what I'm doing on a Friday
>I answer honestly
>WHY ARE YOU MENTIONING YOUR STUPID WIFE NEWFAG NORMIE TOURIST COPE SEETHE MALD SOI REDDIT SPACE CANT INTO GREENTEXT
sounds like projection methinks lil fella
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:29:12 PM
No.150256739
>>150248284
I want to have sex with this girl if you know what I mean
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:39:43 PM
No.150256924
>>150257224
>>150248659
>Franklin is what Ohio State fans think Ryan Day is.
Most Ohio State fans think Ryan Day is A-OK.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:57:14 PM
No.150257224
>>150259071
>>150256924
Be sure to tell us that again at the end of November.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:19:13 PM
No.150257487
>>150256267
>t. Left Behind
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:31:15 PM
No.150257616
>>150260731
its already over for texas. Our number 1 ranking is a fucking joke. This team is significantly weaker than last years team and everyone who just thinks arch manning can single handedly make this team a juggernaut is a complete retard. We have an O line that is already decimated from injuries from training camp. We also lost the transfer wide reciever from stanford who we really needed. Now we are going to have a WHITE wide receiver out there. The defense has been recruiting muh oversized DBs who can't man cover anything. The interior defensive line is nothing but transfers. Texas should realistically be ranked around number 10 in the country. There is some chance that the defense is elite because of the pass rush and front 7 but other than that its a very middling team. Wingo will be elite but teams will just bracket him. Our running backs are all fucked from injuries and you just know it will be 3 star Wiesner getting all the carries again. Has there ever been a time when a first year starting QB and 4/5 newly starting offensive line were elite? I doubt it. Thats a tall ass order.
How do we stop the Big Ten?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:02 PM
No.150258853
>>150258967
>>150243044
you're beginning to understand
they're huge faggots
cheat for years, fight investigation at every turn, destroy evidence. no vacated wins, no post-season ban, no lost scholarships and nobody cares. what a difference 15 years makes. ncaa just wants money to pay their legal fees for cheating "student" athletes all those years.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:46:45 PM
No.150258894
>>150258996
>>150260789
>>150258013
What will be the first four-loss team in the all-new gigaexpanded CFPloffs?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:50:28 PM
No.150258967
>>150258853
Pedo State got all their light punishments basically wiped out, it’s retarded not to appeal.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:52:17 PM
No.150258996
>>150258894
Florida State
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:55:45 PM
No.150259071
>>150264417
>>150257224
Harbaugh literally had to cheat to beat Ryan Day. Harbaugh also ducked Ryan Day during the COVID year. Harbaugh is a cheating bitch boy.
>worldwide leader in sports
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:59 PM
No.150259598
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:32:19 PM
No.150259923
>>150238658
>what makes a state southern isn't entirely geography, its also cultural and historical
If you actually understood what you were saying, you'd know why southern Illinois and Ohio are rightfully included based on this metric
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:49:17 PM
No.150260277
>>150259476
>first round
chuds BTFO
>QFs
clempus
>semis
CLEMPUS LOST TO THIS BAHAHAHAHAA DABU
>finals
sticky that doesn't hit limit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:56:55 PM
No.150260433
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:02:28 PM
No.150260528
>>150259476
Wake me when it comes to PC.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:12:35 PM
No.150260731
>>150262322
>>150257616
Thats right.
The era of the SOONER shall rise again.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:15:51 PM
No.150260789
>>150258894
Texas in a 16 team playoff.
A Year with 2 one loss g5 teams
Broken Ohayō
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
8/16/2025, 9:25:45 PM
No.150260963
>>150259476
>Sneeds in Natty
lol
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:26:56 PM
No.150260997
>exactly 1 week from now we will be watching college football
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:56:57 PM
No.150261591
>>150259476
Now try it with the Big Ten's proposed 28 team playoff, which would be the top seven Big Ten teams, the top seven SEC, top five ACC, top five Big 12, top two G5 champions, and two at-large.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:14:46 PM
No.150261982
>>150264069
>>150259476
Wacky shit happens in dynasty mode. In year 1 of my dynasty the title game was Duke over Clempus. Duke's QB is Heisman-tier in this game, which is why that happened. And I didn't influence the result at all. My shitty G5 I'm building up didn't make the CFP.
I don't think the simulations are very good at weighting differences in OL/DL quality. Duke beat Georgia during that CFP run but in reality Georgia would rape them at the LOS. There are maybe 5-10 teams strong enough along the line to win a title and Duke isn't one of them. They could maybe pull off one big CFP upset with turnovers, lucky bounces and meme plays but they aren't winning 3-4 straight games like that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:30:53 PM
No.150262322
>>150260731
lol not so fast gooner. This texas team will still btfo oklahoma this year
>>150258013
>While the idea is in the very early stages, the proposal eliminates conference title games and offers a large number of auto bids for all four power leagues, sources said.
>For example, in the 28-team model, the Big Ten and SEC would each get seven auto bids while the ACC and Big 12 would each receive five. There would be two auto bids for the non-Power 4 conferences and two at-large teams.
>The 28-team format would put 20 playoff games on campus, which would accentuate the success of that from last year's CFP. The CFP committee would seed the field and pick the at-large teams.
I don't see a problem with the CFP killing of conference championship games and starting the playoff that weekend.
With that said, they really should include all 10 conferences with auto-bids. At least let the other 6 (or 8) pretend like they still matter.
The only fuck up is hosting these games at on-campus sites instead of at neutral sites. Let every team with a winning record end their season at a bowl game one way or another.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:10:10 PM
No.150263098
>>150262928
Explain why you hate money
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:32:29 PM
No.150263589
>>150262928
>At least let the other 6 (or 8) pretend like they still matter.
so there can be 8 blowouts to start every playoff?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:41 PM
No.150263638
>>150263916
>>150258013
>48 team playoffs
This sport is actually dead outside d2 and 3
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:54 PM
No.150263876
Nebraska is back and you will all suck the cob and beg for forgiveness for 25 years of mocking me.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:13 PM
No.150263887
>>150262928
>Auto bids for all ten conference champs
The problem is that the bottom of the G6 is really REALLY bad. It's often pointed out that the Sun Belt once had a five win conference champion who needed a NCAA waiver to go to their bowl game but there are worse things lurking in the G6 now.
Sending the Conference FCS champion to go play at the campus of the number one team (or number five if the top four get byes) isn't going to create anything of value. This isn't locking G6 schools out of the post season before the season even starts because the G6 schools that have a prayer in the playoff will be those who get the two G6 slots and did well during the season.
Jacksonville State playing at Oregon for the playoff doesn't make sense. It's risking a three digit margin of victory. Who wants to watch what would usually be a homecoming cupcake game during the playoff?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:14 PM
No.150263888
>>150263955
>>150259476
Just a reminder that 4 teams was already too many.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:22 PM
No.150263916
>>150264217
>>150263638
>FCS, D2 and D3 have actual playoffs, that makes the SOLV!
>FBS playoffs? Ugh, no solv! no solv!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:29 PM
No.150263955
>>150263888
2 teams was too many
The idea of a national title in this sports has always been fucking retarded and that is what has killed it and will soon fully kill it when it goes pro and gets raped by NFL
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:47:34 PM
No.150263982
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:51 PM
No.150264069
>>150261982
If you set up conferences with divisions things are way less wacky. The current setup isn't gr8 though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:17 PM
No.150264084
>>150267518
also, what about the mayo bowl? the pop-tarts bowl!?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:04 PM
No.150264162
what if we did away with the playoffs, split bowl games into three weekends, and graded bowls on prestige using some kind of AI-powered ELO ranking
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:55:48 PM
No.150264198
LFG Taco Tech bros
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:05 PM
No.150264217
>>150263916
D2 and D3 are more even and there are enough teams to make it work with autoqualifiers
FCS is not soul because all the competitive teams left for FBS leaving Dakotas to monopolize
FBS will be non-soul because there are not enough teams as is to make the format work without fodder being in and it would be every SEC and B1G team above 4 wins would qualify
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:51 PM
No.150264237
>>150264560
>>150262928
The good news is no fucking way the SEC would agree to this because they would think thay without autobids they can get all 16 teams in
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:24 PM
No.150264251
>hey you know that sport that’s really unique and we all love it because of its quirks and how it’s infinitely more entertaining and engaging than the NFL?
>yeah
>yeah we’re going to get rid of all those things
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:02:02 AM
No.150264316
>>150264323
what if the yearly modification of playoff format is a quirk that contributes to making it more entertaining and engaging than the NFL, though
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:02:33 AM
No.150264323
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:07:53 AM
No.150264417
>>150292159
>>150259071
Keep telling yourself that.
By the way, Stallions wasn't with the team either of the last two times they played, and Harbaugh wasn't there last year, AND Michigan didn't have a remotely competent quarterback and they STILL won. Try another excuse.
>>150264237
Honestly, the ball is already rolling and the only way to keep BOTH the SEC and B1G happy moving forward is just to adopt a NFL model and the playoffs are for the conference championship and then the two champions play each other.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:24:35 AM
No.150264732
>>150264560
Neither of them will be happy until they just make their own league.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:34:11 AM
No.150264880
>>150266654
>>150266780
>>150264560
thats seeming like what makes sense but god damn that kicks so many fans out of the sport entirely. I think they need to put out rules for recruiting that make it so that players never leave their home state unless they are unwanted. If you were to make recruiting tied the state of the school again, you would make college football great again.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:46:57 AM
No.150265162
>>150266082
why does the proposal still include bys
why do you need bys when everybody relevant autoqualifies?
16 or 32, hell lets just fuckin go 64
no seriously just 8 or 16
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:01:51 AM
No.150265537
>>150267410
uhhhh Kiffin bros???
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:24:47 AM
No.150266082
>>150265162
humiliation ritual
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:24:58 AM
No.150266088
>>150264560
No one is going to watch that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:30:29 AM
No.150266226
>>150259476
reminder to post this in December
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:41:02 AM
No.150266490
>>150266616
>>150264560
oh boy I can't wait to watch 9-7 Purdue take on 8-8 Mississippi State because they both memed their ways through conference championship playoffs
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:46:42 AM
No.150266616
>>150266490
Me too. I’d rather watch poodoo meme their way to something rather than some bullshit seed babby G8 shitter play against a decimated Alabama or Michigan with a fourth string redshirt at QB.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:49:07 AM
No.150266654
>>150266680
>>150270121
>>150264880
Just do what was done however long ago and make the P2 the playoff division and let the G? be the bowl division. Let them both have their own championships and let the G? return to the bowl system for post season play.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:50:26 AM
No.150266680
>>150266654
This. Cut the SEC and B1G loose to do their own thing in football and if they want to have meme playoffs then let them.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:54:55 AM
No.150266780
>>150266858
>>150268364
>>150264880
Dumbest post ever, probably a fan of some Texas shithole institution seething that his school only gets crumbs
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:57:54 AM
No.150266858
>>150266780
says you who is probably a bandwaggon fan of some shithole team in a flyover state like west virginia you faggot, fuck you faggot you little bitch ass faggot slut, fuck you to hell
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:23:21 AM
No.150267410
>>150265537
Just make it so if the game is stopped for injury, the injured player cannot return for the rest of the drive. If the same player causes an injury timeout twice in a game he cannot return for the rest of the game. You can even argue this is good from a player safety perspective because it takes longer than one snap for the training staff to diagnose an injury and if a player is getting repeatedly banged up in the same game he should stay on the sideline.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:27:14 AM
No.150267518
>>150264084
Mayo bowl should be the NC
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:29:07 AM
No.150267553
I don't care about the playoff format as long as Chudberty gets blackballed
idk, i feel like 12 is the perfect amount of teams for a playoff.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:31:44 AM
No.150267608
>>150267597
good thing no one listens to you
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:32:47 AM
No.150267634
>>150268020
>>150267597
Literally just a stepping stone to December Madness.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:51:09 AM
No.150268020
>>150267634
December through February Madness.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:02:54 AM
No.150268295
>>150241431
No one said anything about “connected” anon.
>>150241441
Enjoy. I heard it free on hoopla if you like audiobooks.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:05:43 AM
No.150268364
>>150270027
>>150266780
say you are from a shithole that sucks dick at football without saying it lmao
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:19:21 AM
No.150268746
>>150268796
>>150267597
6 was perfect. no one outside the top six has a realistic chance nor deserves one.
and before anyone tries to be a smartass about last year, Ohio State was RANKED 6th, just got the 8 seed.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:21:04 AM
No.150268796
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:33:23 AM
No.150269140
>>150286778
>>150262928
>I don't see a problem with the CFP killing of conference championship games
... he said, while adjusting his kippah
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:39:13 AM
No.150269299
>>150269934
These assholes are killing the golden goose and we’re just standing around watching it happen. They tried this shit w Premier League soccer and the fans almost hung the fuckers in the streets.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:00:12 AM
No.150269934
>>150270186
>>150269299
nigger the american people are so complacent that they'll let the overlords do whatever the fuck they want for money while everyone claps like retarded seals. Only way that shit stops is if games don't get played.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:03:00 AM
No.150270027
>>150268364
You’re actually illiterate
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:06:12 AM
No.150270121
>>150270558
The cold hard truth of the matter is
>>150266654 is right. The only legitimate national champion is also a conference champion. If you’ve won a national championship without winning a conference championship, you’re a fraud. The only way to ensure a conference champion plays in the national championship is to narrow down the playoffs to the SEC and Big Ten and set it up so that the two conference champions play each other.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:08:20 AM
No.150270186
>>150272259
>>150269934
Not just complacent but complicit. Astroturfing sports radio and reddit actually worked. Those retards think paying the players and playoff expansion are good things that needed to happen.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:20:24 AM
No.150270558
>>150271142
>>150272893
>>150270121
Conference championship autism is pointless in an age where conferences are as large as they are now due to how much the schedules can vary in SOS. People seethe about Ohio State not winning their conference, but look at their schedule compared to the other top teams in the B1G (Oregon 1st, Penn State 2nd, Indiana 3rd, Ohio State 4th).
>Oregon: only played 1 other top 4 team (1-0)
>Penn State: only played 1 other top 4 team (0-1)
>Indiana: only played 1 other top 4 team (0-1)
>Ohio State: played all 3 of the other top 4 teams (2-1)
Swap Ohio State's game at Oregon with a game at UCLA (which was Indiana's West Coast road game) and suddenly they're in the B1G as the second place team. Despite that downgrade they would still have a tougher conference schedule than the other contenders. Conferences can't be bigger than 10 teams with a round robin if you want to obsess over muh conference championships.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:37:58 AM
No.150271142
>>150270558
Stay gay and a sign that the sport is dying
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:04:57 AM
No.150271895
>>150272133
We're coming back. Nothing can keep us down. Not Calimony. Not indifferent Asian students. Not low quality AI. Not that school over in South Central. We're classic and now we're modern.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:12:53 AM
No.150272133
>>150272172
>>150271895
>has Nico Iamaleava at QB
6 wins max
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:13:59 AM
No.150272172
>>150272208
>>150272133
More than the University of South Central is going to get.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:15:18 AM
No.150272208
>>150272172
congrats, you can both be steaming piles of shit who don't belong in the conference together while Ohio State, Pedo State, and Michigan make the playoffs again
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:17:08 AM
No.150272259
>>150270186
Paying the players is a moral argument and the moralfags ignore what happens to the sport because of it. But playoff expansion is a batshit insane idea that completely ignores everything that was ever good about cfb and it still shocks me that so many wanted it. It is a pure miscalculation based on muh nfl consooomption
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:39:10 AM
No.150272893
>>150272976
>>150270558
The solution is to narrow down the schedules. Keep OOC as a sort of “preseason” but narrow down the scope of the playoffs to just SEC and BIG.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:41:27 AM
No.150272976
>>150273615
what if we just do our best to enjoy the schedule of games we're given like the pathetic slop-fed swine we are
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:52:03 AM
No.150273261
>>150273117
Thats my plan
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:54:51 AM
No.150273400
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:59:11 AM
No.150273583
>soon
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:59:43 AM
No.150273602
>>150273117
>letting THEM win so easy
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:00:02 AM
No.150273615
>>150273726
>>150272976
It’s coming and you’ll have to move to /lbg/ - /leftbehindgeneral/
>>150273615
I’m a B1Gchad you fat fuck. Reddit attitudes like yours are going to get this sport hyper-regionalized like NASCAR. You need to expand your audience to stay healthy, not exclude it. No one outside of a few localized markets will care about CFB in 20 years if this continues.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:14:39 AM
No.150274178
>>150274433
>>150273726
>implying hyper-regionalization is a bad thing
T-shirt fans need to go, but if you’re a B1G faggot then you’re already national without a historic geographic footprint.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:16:04 AM
No.150274227
Honestly Moore getting suspended might be giving Michigan an advantage
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:16:42 AM
No.150274255
>>150274357
>>150274433
>>150273726
>just expand your market!
>what could possibly go wrong!
>a larger market is a good thing
You fucking retarded mongoloid, trying to appeal to larger markets is how we got in this mess. Did you actually graduate from a B1G university or are you just a dumb fuck who cheers for the team your daddy cheered for despite being too fucking stupid to get accepted at any university that isn’t for-profit? Jesus Christ you are the dumbest fucking ape in this thread
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:18:20 AM
No.150274319
>>150274598
>>150273726
Trying to appeal to non-students/alumni is why things have gotten so bad. This is a bad take.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:19:22 AM
No.150274357
>>150274255
This is why anons who say they’re X or went to Y school or are graduates of Z conference need to post unofficial transcripts.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:21:41 AM
No.150274433
>>150281407
>>150274178
>>150274255
Hope you dumb hicks enjoy when this sport has the same national appeal as college hockey. Idiots.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:26:32 AM
No.150274598
>>150278885
>>150274319
I’m not talking about appealing to non-students/alumni; I’m talking about appealing to non-helmet schools. The success of CFB is largely rooted in the massive network of lesser-than institutions who care about the sport not because they are contenders but because they are part of a once-grand tradition. Once that frayed rope is cut there’s no going back.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:42:16 AM
No.150275396
>>150275503
>>150280666
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:43:49 AM
No.150275503
>>150275661
>>150275325
>>150275396
It really is stupid that Notre Dame isn’t in the big 10 huh
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:46:35 AM
No.150275661
>>150275740
>>150276832
>>150275503
Blame the Big 10 for refusing to let a Catholic school in
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:48:04 AM
No.150275740
>>150275661
Well yeah that’s true
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:00:45 AM
No.150276394
how bad will he flop
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:14:55 AM
No.150276832
>>150275661
Especially Michigan, which is funny given that the original name of the University of Michigan was "Catholepistemiad Michigania".
I can't go through another season of Peyton like performance....
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:20:56 AM
No.150276987
>>150276869
Hugh Freeze and dishonesty. What an iconic match.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:30:18 AM
No.150277157
>>150282295
>>150276869
>When the former Tigers QB Payton Thorne botched a handoff versus Georgia last season, Freeze threw him under the bus, humiliating him in front of the media. Thorne left Freeze's squad after the season, leaving the Tigers in search of a new QB. Oklahoma transfer Jackson Arnold stepped in just at the right time, earning Freeze's confidence to make him the starting QB right away.
>But that was in the offseason. With their first game of 2025 against Baylor just around the corner, Freeze seems to be second-guessing his confidence in Arnold.
>The Tigers' head coach was particularly infuriated by Arnold's failed execution of a goal-line drill since the defense blanketed the receivers.
>“When we have the right thing called the expectation, and I think it’s a reasonable one, is we execute it. Now, if we haven’t coached it well enough when we get in there, maybe that’s the case," Freeze stated in his post-practice press conference.
>"I’ll ask the quarterback staff, ‘What did we tell him?’ because we’ve got him wide open and we don’t throw the touchdown, and that’s frustrating as heck."
>Freeze calling out his starting QB just two weeks before their season starter sounds like some major, alarming bells for their program. His being so enraged at Arnold that he threw down his visor is an even bigger red flag.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:30:37 AM
No.150278061
Coach Primate
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:39:27 AM
No.150278885
>>150287753
>>150274598
No, it isn’t. The success comes from the large state flagship schools’ alumni base and t-shirt fans. No one gives a fuck about also-rans unless there’s a cult of personality in place like Leach or primate. At the risk of sending tacoanon into a schizo frenzy about TAMU or Texas for six days, nobody gave a shit about Texas Tech until Leach got there and no one gave a shit about them them the minute he got fired and no one gives a shit about them now. Same goes for CMU/EMU, Fresno State, and all the other directional schools out there. The success comes from the big names and big brands.
Even then, most of these schools do not have a “grand tradition” in the first place. There is no massive network like that. You’re trying to pine for halcyon days that don’t fucking exist. If you’ve got two choices: if you want a RETVRN TO TRADITION then you cut loose the big boys and have that be the playoffs and put everyone else in the old bowl system and bring back what little pageantry actually existed in the 20th century. If you want things to get even fucking worse and more retarded than they are now then you just keep throwing all this slop together. I warn you, though, they will expand the playoffs and it will get just as retarded and worthless as the NCAA tournament. No one gives a single god damn about any of those teams except when some stupid upset happens and then that’s it. It’s not like they ever actually win, after all. In football, if you don’t win the championship you don’t win anything. Basketball, at least college basketball, doesn’t work that way.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:42:47 PM
No.150280666
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:05:00 PM
No.150280858
Penn State....State Penn....wait a minute...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:55:45 PM
No.150281407
>>150281568
>>150274433
College hockey is based
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:11:43 PM
No.150281568
>>150281407
Yeah it’s awesome for the three markets that actually care about it.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:01:10 PM
No.150282295
>>150276869
>>150277157
don't worry he'll just throw out a couple tweets about following Jesus and everything will be fine
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:24:50 PM
No.150285434
Sophie
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:25:44 PM
No.150285462
>>150285527
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:28:07 PM
No.150285527
>>150285691
>>150285462
with a face like that I wouldn't be shocked if she has a cock
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:34:21 PM
No.150285691
>>150285527
What’s is like being gay
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:11:52 PM
No.150286778
>>150287355
>>150290235
>>150269140
I'm okay with a 28-team format as long as it's operated under these conditions...
1. The 28 teams are divided up into 4 regions of 7 teams, with a strong focus on creating matchups based on proximity
2. The second round games are played at neutral sites that used to host conference championship games / bowl games
3. The first round losers are allowed to participate in a bowl game
Here's one example of last year's potential regions. It's by no means perfect, particularly the seedings...
Midwest Regional (winners play at Indianapolis / Detroit)
#1 Penn State (bye)
#5 Illinois vs. at #4 Indiana
#7 Michigan at #2 Notre Dame
#6 Louisville at #3 Ohio State
East Regional (winners play at Atlanta / Charlotte)
#1 Georgia
#5 Army vs. #4 Syracuse
#7 Clemson vs. #2 Tennessee
#6 LSU vs. #3 South Carolina
South Regional (winners play at Arlington / TBD)
#1 Texas
#5 Ole Miss vs. #4 Alabama
#7 Baylor vs. #2 SMU
#6 Texas A&M vs. #3 Miami-FL
West Regional (winners play at Las Vegas / TBD)
#1 Oregon
#5 Colorado vs. #4 BYU
#7 Boise State vs. #2 Arizona State
#6 Iowa vs. #3 Iowa State
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:30:19 PM
No.150287355
>>150286778
Unironically shoot yourself in the face
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:34:16 PM
No.150287482
>still cant upload a webp to this ancient retarded website
>stupid fucking google kike nigger faggot shit inventing a marginally superior proprietary compression format so bigger kikes can try to annoy, NOT PREVENT, simply annoy people into not reposting images
i'm going to israel, and i'm settling this once and for all
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:45:02 PM
No.150287751
What's the least shitty game for Week 0?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:45:09 PM
No.150287753
>>150288057
>>150278885
>I warn you, though, they will expand the playoffs and it will get just as retarded and worthless as the NCAA tournament.
Implying that the bowls aren't already worthless and retarded.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:50:35 PM
No.150287889
>>150290242
More than 16 will have players sit out and the rise of unbelievably soft schedules will dominate
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:58:22 PM
No.150288057
>>150287753
>occult loosh-harvesting rituals disguised as quirky pastry-themed bowl game hijinks are bad because...THEY JUST ARE OK
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:22:39 PM
No.150288464
>>150288594
I have a suggestion to make cfb more interesting
>each school chooses one frat or sorority faggot to be the game hostage
>winning school's hostage gets 1,000,000 dollars, loser gets publically executed
Only life or death situations would make sports mean something
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:25:13 PM
No.150288506
>>150288781
>>150292760
>>150227268
>"Reminder of which conference is the most overrated of all time."
of the 16 teams and their losses listed in your graphic
>vanderbilt
lost to GT, at the time in the precursor to the SEC and would later become a founding member of the SEC (and absolutely should be in today but that's a different conversation)
>alabama
lost to Vanderbilt, founding and current SEC member
>georgia
lost to GT, see above (this time they were actually an active SEC member, too)
>missouri
lost to Oklahoma, current SEC member
>ole miss
lost to vandy, see above
>arkansas
lost to oklahoma, see above
>tennessee
lost to alabama, founding and current SEC member (+ vandy)
>mississippi state
vandy again
>kentucky
bama again
>texas a&m
oklahoma again
>florida
lost to auburn, founding and current SEC member
>auburn
GT again
>LSU
lost to texas a&m, current SEC member
of the 16 losses, three of them are to non-SEC schools, the other 13 are to either founding, current, or former SEC members
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:28:44 PM
No.150288556
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:31:02 PM
No.150288594
>>150288464
I can see the future and shit like this will happen. There will come a guy that is Mr. Beast or a guy like him, who buys an island and streams death matches and shit. Its so fucking obvious that it will happen
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:43:02 PM
No.150288781
>>150288506
Shh, it hurts the narrative.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:47:17 PM
No.150288845
The freshest of breads:
>>150288833
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:03:14 PM
No.150290235
>>150286778
why the fuck are bama and miami in the south and LSU is in the east? what?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:03:35 PM
No.150290242
>>150287889
We're already at a point where there's no reason to have a difficult schedule, your preseason ranking matters more than your record.
>>150264417
OSU lost last year because of the worst offensive gameplan in history by Ryan Day and Chip Kelly. That doesn't change the fact that Harbaugh and Michigan were so utterly buck broken that he had to resort to cheating to get anywhere. The NCAA confirmed this. Your "natty" will forever have an asterisk, and your previous one was shared. The last time Michigan had an undisputed national championship title was 77 years ago.
77 years ago.
Holy fucking shit.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:21:12 AM
No.150292743
>>150297011
>>150292159
Yes, it couldn't have been the NFL defensive assistants he hired after the disastrous 2020 season, or all the talent on the roster from all the top 20 recruiting classes they have year after year. No, it was some guy and his buddies with a cell phone camera 50 rows up into the stands that turned things around for Michigan. It's amazing how little some of you guys understand who football works.
And I again point out: Stallions and Harbaugh weren't even there last year! How hard is that to understand?
Also, 1997 was a lot closer than 77 years ago. Buckeye education at work, I see.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:22:39 AM
No.150292760
>>150288506
>Writing all of that
Holy shit you got trolled hard
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:12:59 AM
No.150295418
>>150292159
I literally don't care and I honestly wish teams would cheat way fucking harder than they do
>hire goon squads to bash in star QB's knees before big games
>make false news articles about infidelity or other scandalous shit within programs
>trash opponent facilities and ransack campuses
>use steroids and other performance enhancement shit
>pay audience to throw shit at refs
>blackmail refs into favorable calls
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:19:13 AM
No.150295493
>>150296914
>>150292159
im an oklahoma chad and I really don't have a dog in this fight but god damn ohio state fags always sound like the biggest whiney bitches. I see michigan as being way more alpha. They win with 3 star recruits who become beasts. Meanwhile ohio has the best reciever in the next 4 recruiting classes already committed and they still get wrecked. Lmao you are a bitch
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:41:23 AM
No.150296914
>>150295493
I already addressed this: OSU lost because of the worst offense gameplan possible. They did the one thing they couldn't do: run it up the middle against Michigan's two best players.
When OSU didn't do this, they went on the greatest postseason run in CFB history. Would you rather be OSU or Michigan right now? The answer is obvious.
Dumbfucks like yourself not understand that there's nothing lower than cheating is another reason why the NCAA's COI's slap on the wrist was a huge mistake.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:51:03 AM
No.150297011
>>150292743
>or all the talent on the roster from all the top 20 recruiting classes they have year after year
That's the result of cheating: you steal some success to attract better recruits and more booster money. Harbaugh had to take a performance-based pay cut because he sucked so bad, and he probably would have been gone if COVID didn't happen.
>And I again point out: Stallions and Harbaugh weren't even there last year! How hard is that to understand?
The 8 and 5 season? Sounds about right.
>Also, 1997 was a lot closer than 77 years ago.
I said undisputed. 1997 was shared.
>Buckeye education at work, I see.
We can all depend on Michigan Men to be both smug and inadequate.