Thread 150227228

Based whistling coach edition

NRL
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v St George-Illawarra Dragons
6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Go Media Stadium, Auckland
1.58-2.39
>The hosts have slipped out of the Top 4 & face a danger game against a side with back-to-back wins. The Warriors have slipped out of the top four after three consecutive losses, most recently a 32-14 defeat to the Bulldogs. The Dragons have knocked off the ladder-leading Raiders and the Sharks in consecutive weeks. The Warriors claimed a tight 15-14 victory when the teams met in Round 10 this season. This is a classic clash of momentum. The Warriors are under immense pressure and another loss could see them slide as low as seventh, while the Dragons are playing with confidence and freedom.
Warriors 1-12 2.90
Warriors 13+ 2.95
Dragons 1-12 3.25
Dragons 13+ 6.50
Warriors -4.5 1.91 Dragons +4.5 1.89

>GAME 2
Sydney Roosters v Canterbury Bulldogs
8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium, Moore Park
2.10-1.75
>In Round 23 the hosts enhanced their Top 8 chances, while the visitors took a giant step towards the Top 4. This Friday night clash should be a cracker. The Roosters have exploded into form, scoring 84 points in their last two games, including a 64-12 thrashing of the Dolphins in Round 23. The Bulldogs continue their stellar season, sitting third on the ladder. They bounced back from a loss to the Tigers with a gritty 32-14 win over the Warriors last weekend. The Roosters have a narrow 26-24 lead in head-to-head clashes since 1998. The Bulldogs won the earlier encounter this season, coming back from 14-0 down to win 24-20 in Round 11. This match pits the Roosters' red-hot attack against the Bulldogs' league-best defence. Containing James Tedesco will be the key for the Bulldogs, while the Roosters must overcome a poor home record at Allianz Stadium this season.
Roosters 1-12 3.20
Roosters 13+ 4.90
Bulldogs 1-12 2.90
Bulldogs 13+ 3.60
Roosters +2.5 1.81 Bulldogs -2.5 2.00

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Warrington Wolves v Catalans Dragons
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.16-5.10
>Round 22 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

My Wife Quincy Dodd

Happy aborigine round lads

>>150229577
Fucking Albo

>>150229577
It’s indigenous round mate, it’s inclusive (aboriginal AND torres straight islanders). That’s why there’s two flags

>picking manlets on the wing
you really need to be minimum 6'5 to be on the wing in the modern NRL

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNSaGRnytfs/

As you were, gentlemen. You can't compete with this energy.

>>150231397
The straight sets exit is going to be so tasty

>Blake Taaffe is in talks to join Super League side Castleford at season’s end.

He was a Grand Final starter not that long ago what did the Bulldogs do to my boy?!?

Trell OUT Walker IN

9news last night put the price of silver in with the gold & oil price have they been doing this for awhile or new?

>>150232939
kwab

2 game trell lmao

>>150227258
Knocked the bed down Anon?

>>150233994
>I'm a woman now!

warriors
poosters

>>150234089
Beat me to it, well done

>>150234381
dargons
pitbulls

Flowers For My Flower

>>150234719
sexy toe

can we still make the 8?

finally some real culture in the NRL

>>150234738
Sure m8, slip $150 on the wahs.

wtf am i watching?
why are the team doing this and not some performers?
this is why my warriors are fucking shit, focus on your actual training cunts

for me its the weird asmr

I feel like Māoris should be a little offended at being compared to boongs.

game must be over already. the fat lady is singing

“And now the shirtless fat men’s choir of New Zealand with a rendition of Wotch Doctor by Cartoons”

reckon its bout time we sold DWZ

casual here
what happened to tiffany?

Not in the mood for maori culture tonight bros

Pretty sure the warriors fuck this up, capewell is too important.

its just like pottery with dwz, spread wide, he comes in, keep somebody unmarked outside.

>>150235005
its all so tiresome

Warriors are gonna get dominated

tannah boyd needs to run sometimes, hes way to predicable.

>>150235030
his kickings also pretty average

why is the lighting in this stadium so shit

>top of the tippers all went with pooiors
>bottom 4 picked poogans

Based Feagay

FLANO'S ARMY

It's time we stopped pretending James Fisher Harris is any good

OHHHH BABY A DOUBLE

oof

sssssssss ouchhhhhh

Sack de Smellin

Jack de AKKK

double HIA, don't think this semen slurping club is for me

DOUBLE KILL

how the fuck is getting heemed semen slurper, you retard

Yeah let's just pause the game while attacking team has momentum to tend to two injured retards away from the play

gonna need some stiches for that one

pretty funny seeing flanagan trying to transition into le effort man

No fucking way

>>150235128
>giving poojeets your money

>>150235128
Asking for it Arshdeep is the Sean Connery way.

>>150235128
you're not invited on the 31st

what the heck the wahs suck now

>>150235151

capewell out, now its just dwz and pompey there, gonna be some very average defence.

panthers have paid the wahs off they're throwing on purpose

More like James Fisher Here's a penalty

the warriors are the indians of the nrl

>>150235203
how so

all that song and dance to go 0-10 against the fucking poogans embarrassing

Did we do the haka

what the fuck...

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST :O

We're gonna need a 19th man

Fucking dance of the dragons tonight

barbaric sport

bad technique lock up their tackling coach

heemgons gonna heem

Now seems like a good time for Flanagan to give Sloan peptides so he can bulk up and become a forward

Warriors pregame tribal thing was black magic against the dragons.

>do a war dance before the game
>nearly kill 3 opposition players
how is this even allowed?

and themselves

>>150235262
wahs haven't done anything
>2 poogans heemed each other via headclash
>3rd poogan headarsed a guys hip

WAHBACK

fuck yeah

>>150235266
Heeme Silly went arshdeep into that tackle

>>150235266
r/whoosh

Honestly maori black magic is too dangerous they need to put those dancers on report.

Dubs and Gutho gets heemed next.

great end to the half wahs, looking good boys

Warriors really are trash to be struggling right now, but they'll win off Dragons fatigue.

>>150235333
Pretty much

CHT needs to be the dominant half, not Tannah Boyd, I dont know why Webster hasnt even tried this, CHT at least plays with some swagger.

Just put $250 worth of “abocoondreamtime round” bets for rabbits v eels
Mostly aj try scorers with a hint of jac

Wah bros..... They were suppose to make the top 4

>>150235385
If there's one thing the warriors are known for it's fucking up a promising start

They’ll be back in the top 4 after tonight m8

wahs are getting heemed by this heemed team

If Auckland don’t come back and win this I’m writing them off

gongGODS all heart but will run out of petrol soon

>>150235489
first time watching league?

>>150235496
My Australian neighbour told me about it, he said something about the rabbit team and some fat aboriginal man

Everyone knew their season was over when Metcalfe died

They’ve 20 minutes to find their hearts

That was high

DWZ was tackled early

NOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T TOUCH OUT COCO

Gutho is such a whiny little cunt

fuck me, we are doing everything possible to lose this game.

based footy gods

>>150235489
Should have written them off around 6 games ago m8

ok I'm back wahs can start winning now

IT’S ON

COMEBACK

Now watch them miss the conversion

POMPBACK

ref hates wahs they'll take it off em

It’s a fair try, just a good decoy

DIVERS BTFO. GET FUCKED DRAGQUEERS.

good stop rewarding this milking shit its disgusting and NOT in the spirit of the game

dragons are so shit lmao

>>150235598
feel better

gutho is the best lock forward in the game

hmm gonna need a tannah boyd field goal to win, worry...

trainer spotted tackle 1

get up Tanah ya diving faggot

poogans bros...

NEVER IN DOUBT

>>150235617
Thanks yeah I do

FAST & POMPOUS

WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS

I used to think Pompey was pretty shit but he's solid these days

he let in 2 soft tries early m8

looooool

He shouldn’t have let himself get baited into war with Caesar. They used to be friends

Sloan is the fastest cunt on the field ffs should’ve put the foot down

Straight up slop from both teams desu

>>150235705
>klemmerface

>>150235708
R.L. Sloppa

We are so fucking back.

(in the top 4)

Thank you warGods for keeping poothers in the bottom 4

sit the fuck down
walk home

>>150235733
>Top Fraud

the din din

kek at maccas making a happy meal for adults
I think peems might want to drop them as a sponsor tbqh

>>150235761
giz us a bite of your big mac g

>>150235761
dis nigga eating his TV

I did finally have the arch this week bros
It wasn't bad
But I'll take a double quarter pounder with big mac sauce over it any day

>fuckwitta looking like he's seething
he hates things not about himself aye

Do they have to do this shit EVERY fucking game? Fmd, British should've exterminated the lot of them.

or let the Irishmen breed with them

2 weeks of this shit is egregious

Gonna be hilarious seeing the poosters get heemed tonight.
>b-but we put 60 on the poophins
kek

KEK

K E K

Chur wahs

COME ON RADLEY SCORE AT LEAST 10 TRIES FOR ME

10 TRIES FOR TUPOU

Twopoo will score two tries tonight

team wins Friday night, now can relax and enjoy the rest of the weekend. Feels good.

ooooo majority of the family tipped poosters lads

Feels good to see that shithead Mahoney banished to the bench.

My team won on Thursday night :)

FUCKING BILLY FUCKING SMITH
WTF 1 JOB YOU DUMB CUNT

Lmao. Billy the cuck.

have they replaced the turf?

>>150235761
Bougie arse corn chips

They're good tho

>Bougie arse corn chips

>They're good tho

>free to air game comes on
>it appears

>>150235860
kek fuck the corn chips in NZ must be grim then

who do we want to win here?

>>free to air game comes on
>>it appears

>>150235880
Glebe

Stop fucking sojacking me. Jesus Christ fuck off

old radley would have heemed himself to stop that run this new radley is a pussy

so whose Boo Radley then?

HE'S MILKING IT HE'S FINE PLAY ON

Bulldogs haven't won a single game with Galvin as starting halfback

poosters bros...

THE BATTLE FOR GAZA IS ON

What happens if Radley gets in some biff and someone heems him? Does it become a bigger deal?

Tedesco could've easily made that tackle

>premier league after the footy
neat

theres only one league m8 rugby league

>>150235939
hmmm interesting post

nrl is healing lads

Victor Rattledley

penalty
six more
try

TUPOU OR NOT TUPOU?
THAT IS THE QUESTION

TUUUPPPOOOHHHH

>>150235824
>>150235820
Nice

twopoo is so much better than johnston

Based twink is going to bail my ass out in SC

poorly defended

Twopoo is a legend. Will be remembered as one of the best wingers every. johnston is just garbage

nice pass fag

very walsh like that pass

this yawnion poofter is terrible

>>150236018
Toia should have held his line

>>150236018
a tale as old as time

Entire game bulldogs haven't been able to get out of their 30 without a penalty

>>150235761
I am getting that McDonalds meal 2morrow and WILL be posting a review of the shake
>>150235775
Iam getting the meal (large) with a quarter pounder + a big arch

>>150236068
the shake is insanely sweet but otherwise ok

>poo
aaaaaaand it’s over

got a feeling Slippy T will get a Skafwogs forward binned

The Roosters haven't scored a point since taking the penalty goal. Curious.

cuckgear be gone

based beetroot faced touchie

thats a try

touchwitta mogs fuckwitta

offsides

johnston bribing the bunker to keep twopoo down

>whyte
>brown

the khod has absolutely shook belmore to its khore

Curly long hair with a moustache is the ugliest look. And you look like you smell bad all the time.

>>150236194
based knower

Looked like a knock on in there

Oh no no bLak fulla curran

BAKAAAAAWWWWWWK

On replay it still looks like there was a knock on in there

seriously though why the fuck would you sign old man DCE when you have Savala?

Based whistling ad

DCE will mentor Walker

"mentor"

billy needs to go

Smith, Slater or Kikau?

this smith fella has just fucked up tonight need a billy smith fuck up counter

Might make a pro team of Billy’s and use the Capras logo and jerseys and call them the Goats

wow white just marched through em

reckon there will be carnage on the trains tonight

Nice tackle Galvin

NOT

le 70kg first grader

kek Galvin got fucking monstered AND bullied
get the fuck outta the way twink

Shame he’s a kiwi

>>150236461
Belmore WAGs shitting brix rn

Yep. Just as I predicted. That wanker asshole cancer that is Lachlan Galvin has officially infected the dogs, and they are now terminal. It will be a slow painful death from here on in. He single handedly killed the tigers off in 2025, now hes done it to the bulldogs. Or is it pure coincidence that the dogs season has gone downhill ever since that pumpkin pie haired little poof joined them... I think not.

I told you this last year when the hype started and sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is. You know who you are. He's an average low skill plodder and too young he should be in reserve grade. Dogs are brain-dead to change a team topping the table.

They've put all their hopes on that fucking rookie plodder oxygen their lachy galvin...his mere presence in the team is a major handicap...

>>150236500
BASED bring back Reed

Just need Poophins to win well and Broncucks are out of the 8

yeah Jack Reed that is

>>150236514
poophins are hard to beat at their home suncorp!

From the players perspective he’s much better off at an actual footy club like Canterbury

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED
STIR SOME SHIT SON
BRING ON THE BIFF

Yep, once again, bildogs can't get out of their own end, and get a nothing penalty.
*sigh*

Jack Reed was a good type of footballer.
>redhead
>socks down
>centre who can tackle
>ethnic

Toopoo
Too good

TUFLEW

Two Poo
Two Tries
Too Good

did you guys hear matt lodge picked up a trial and train contract? good on him!

curse believers in absolute shambles

Should be a penalty there for leading with his boot, very dangerous

TWOPOO GON CATCH YOU AJ

>>150236586
KEK

Are all the fair weather BILdog customers going to fuck off now?

>>150236586
The correct play here is lose your feet and hang onto the ball go for a held up, it’s going to hurt a lot though

Let it ride, or cash out?

>>150236601
have a go at the biceps

MEME LONG KICK DOGGIES BALL

>>150236586
Sexton would've mogged Nafahu there

anyone else fall for the Kiraz meme?

BARKBACK

great pass that

LGTSS
>based in lebanon dogs

Based oldfag

>can only score from penalties and intercepts
LOL

le best centre in the game

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

Based Slammin Sam would’ve enjoyed that hit

Galvin curse trumps poo curse

>>150236769
Yes

>>150235876
Under8d

That wasn’t even high it bounced up off shoulder to shoulder

doggies are grub cunts

Daniel Threepoo

Stadium DJ going off 2nite

>>150236868
What’d he play?

>>150227228 (OP)
Currently watching San Andreas on Channel Go lads

Don’t realise Go streams vidya

>>150237013
Earthquake movie

Dogs gone

San Andreas > GTA III > GTA IV > GTA V > Vice City

blud roleplayed CJ as Trell

>>150242842
>>150242842
>>150242842