Thread 150232390

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poodrepacos lol

'stros

Dodgers!

is this good

>>150232423
if senzatela was pitching that's not enough

Jays

Wrong thread, hop on over here
>>150232411
>>150232411

kek mest

you people are retarded

why are doyerspics so insecure about being a brown mongrel race raped into existence by moorberians who can't even speak their racial language

>>150232448
lol

>mest, doyers, stankees all suck
what a time to be alive

Did the Marlins just fucking die after that win streak

Even when we suck we still own the Mests

hahahahahaha
mests

KEK MEST

BORICUAS BTFO

Pedothread >>150232390 (OP)
Real nu here >>150232411

LOLMETS

>metspics lost to atalananogs
kekaroo

No one cares, chikaner

I like phanatic

>>150232490
The White Man's Mascot And Team

>>150232478
>Real nu here >>150232411
kind of a lame nu desu, I think I'll stay here

not my mets..

mests kek

ITS TIME! FUCK MY BORICUA ASS!

>>150232478
this but the opposite

>>150232504
based canuck

still going to the 'offs

>>150232502
many pacos are saying this

What is boricua bussy like?
>inb4 bags of sand

go Sneks

>>150232490
is this rizz chat?

Mariners......

are the sneks the best chicano fanbase?

>>150232429
Davis ruined the Burlington kid's MLB debut. lol

I think we should let houspie make the next threads

>philthies
>mest
>cusbs
fraud ass gay teams

>>150232548
Phillies are respectable

DodgersBros...

Fantastic impression of the Jets and Giants by the Mets and Yankees this season

GRAND SLAM HOLY SHIT

Oh hey, Mr. Met

>>150232548
browncoast spic hands banged this post out

>>150232557
Big contracts aside, this is just like any other Wilpon Mets season. It's the Yankees who are down horrendous.

Step right up and GAPE the mest

want
scratch that
need

anglels

it's starting to feel real

What a regular season.

Tiggies died
Doggies died
Yankeks died
Mest died
Houskek died

Guardians, Phillies World Series?

I thought Alec Bohm was good. Name a better position player?

>>150232556
bucknor on arte's payroll

>>150232599
>the six

>>150232613
Edmundo Sosa

sweeping the mariners will make everything better

>>150232599
Gausman and Scherzer lately

>>150232624
Nice meme answer idiot. Who the fuck is Tratamundo Suzio?

>>150232644
Trotamundo Suzio*

>>150232541
Would be a genuine improvement

time for the photo finish

did the mets really lose?

>>150232640
based

why is every OP about the faggot ass doyers?

Sneks

>>150232548
So true

>>150232683
who are the moors based chikaner?

>doyer, mest, stankee meltdowns
you love to see it

>>150232417
they've already admitted to coordinating this shit in a groomer discord. it's absolute cringe

>>150232683
earlyfags & neet lifestyle

>>150232556
>posted it again award

>>150232601
>Houskek died
cope

>>150232702
dpyerpacos are all coordinated and we're just a fumbling mess!

GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER YOU HOMOS!

>>150232715
an earlyfag thread arms race results in a board where no one wins

>>150232683
check the timestamp of the 500th post from the old thread and the OP of this thread


>>150232398
>>150232344
>>150232390 (OP)

they make them well early for attention and "we'll recycle later" meme

>>150232683
inscure chicano spics

>>150232742
better than a jeet on a vpn

>>150232683
>>150232701
>>150232740
Doyers melting so bad it's bled over to the OP for nearly a week

the contrast between muncy op and 200 doyer hate posts in every thread is pretty funny doe

>>150232750
pretty much

one night, he spent an hour posting random pictures of doyers from yesteryears

doyerpaco OP's are raping our asses...

browns love they browncords

nobody cares chikaner (japanese vpn - doyerpaco)

Reds are gonna make the playoffs

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

Tbqh Bakespie has been real quiet

>>150232771
I’m not. And I got work tomorrow. Man fuck this shit. I’m about to go to the tuggy shop

Is Freddie Freeman a first ballot, or do you think it will take him a few tries before he goes into the hall?

>>150232757
Same guy who has all the saved pics of the women in Dodgers gear that he spams relentlessly whenever they shit themselves in the playoffs

Tucker is staying in Chicago... just not where you'd expect

>>150232786
muncy OPs have done quite a mindfuck on him

>>150232786
almost positive bakespie is making the threads and laughing at the schizos

>>150232683
No lives obviously

they don’t know that im the one behind all this. i will destroy /mlb/

can i get a quick chest on who's on top in the NL west?

>>150232811
he's not based like that

>>150232838
by September it will be the Dodgers

>>150232838
notice, he isn't posting standings anymore either, neither nippon retardedness nor mlb

>>150232815
Dodgers fans just want to spam and feel better about their team being on a 4-game slide with 3 of those being bullpen meltdowns

>>150232855
interesting

>>150232838
My padres. we had the parade last night.

>>150232862
>masks
kek calicucks

>>150232856
They keep cheating and squeezing the strike zone! What the Fuck are we supposed to do!?

>>150232855
Could of swore I saw him post it here last night

>>150232862
>fundies only support their team when they win
oof

>>150232862
You fuckers still wear masks? What’s the point of you sheep falling for the jab then? Go baseball btw

>>150232862
congrats, you deserve it

>>150232862
I was at the Dodgers parade to celebrate the Angels sweep

>>150232899
that's a lot of white people in one place

>>150232862
>sole posession of the nl west in august
that will go well in the updated 2025 trophy case

>>150232883
masks provide protection against more than one illness

we need tuggies

>>150232899
>labubu spotted
its crazy to me that we still have adults falling for flavour of the month fads

>>150232918
a what spotted

>>150232916
Gay fat Mets fans spotted at 0:10

has anybody checked in on frank the tank? is he alright?

>>150232916
damn so many asian women with a specific kind of job

>>150232937
the thing hanging next to the bag on big tittie white singlet huzz

keep yapping your fuckin mouths, leva ass bitches. we'll be coming to your local stadium and busting heads.

>>150232909
Kek
Needs a swept by the Yankees/Gave the Yankees their 24th ring banner

>>150232947
In the hospital

>>150232957
Prostitutes

>>150232916
What street is this on? I need some Asian puss.

cute!

>>150232993
roosevelt ave

the never ending al central game...

f o r e v e r

shohei ohtani labubu night with matcha dubai chocolate concessions

>>150232969
mercy please...

>>150232802
He's easy first ballot. I can't go into details until some schizo nolifer puts him in the OP, though

>thread goes quiet
>check the catalog
Of course…
>>150232670
>>150232692

Also what did he mean by this? >>150230074

>>150232993
don't fall for it, these are the bait, you'll get the dead fish when they put you in a room

>>150232969
pretty sure he needs a translator

>>150233013
>charmless ai shitslop
yawn

>>150233013
forever what?

>>150233002
Thanks, anon
>>150233033
You're just trying to keep all the asian school girls for yourself.

>>150233017
labubu is chinese and popularized by some kpop idols so...
it's still pretty irrelvent in japan

>>150233060
enjoy your 40 year old used hag

>>150233063
you seem very well versed in this despite living in socal

>>150233045
i made it in photoshop

>>150233070
>paying for a adobe subscription

My Padgels making the Doyers queef their disgusting bussy :)

>>150233017
holy third world tiktok

>>150233088
dem poodres made me ink myself

>>150233021
Glad this bitch is gonna catch a felony charge, what a piece of shit

>>150232918
Could be one of those knock offs

>>150233069
it's all so tiresome

>>150233110
that guy was chinese btw, you're larping as the wrong type of asian, vpnfan or military rapist

>>150233110
>>150233069

rocco havin a melty kek

honestly it sucks the dodgers are so bad, those greedy owners really should spend more to be competitive

>>150233106
>Watch this reel in the app
fuck that jew website

>>150233124
just report VPN users

shohei ohtani labubu stare

>>150233137
there's literally no reason to assume anyone but Americans and Canadians watch baseball. I think even the panama jays fan is a vpnfag.

Doggie doos

>>150233137
i'm not though. wtf is your problem?

>>150233153
ignore them japfriend
youre a good poster

Sneks

shut up, bruce

>>150233153
>>150233164
filtering both of you vpnfags. epic larps, always on during NA hours yet disappear at night, real interesting.

>>150233147
You must be new around here, I literally posted myself going to a baseball game in Rod Carew.

you first place SD Padres

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

>>150233147
I watch baseball...

>>150233181
your first place Marin- oh wait kek

Neither the Phillies or Mets deserve to win the East, let's go Marlins

>>150233178
nice bait

DOWN GO THE METS KEK

go tiggies

>t___s
>failed pohlad investment vehicle: THE franchise

ggs
big day tomorrow, get a good night's sleep x

>>150233105
proof he's getting charged?

The wild card teams are going to rape all the cocky regular season warriors. I am speaking directly to Sewers, Blowjobs, and Marinsaaars. Do you really think Manfraud is going to allow your joke franchises to win? The Mets, Yankees, and Dodgers are going to have a field day.

>>150233151
tbqh i think the only team that's a bigger fraud than the mets and dodgers right now are the brewers, they've been beating up trash cans the entire season and every single time they run into a hungry team, they get sliced in half

>dbacks vs Rockies
What a shitty way to end the night

>>150232535
Fren of meese <3 <3

>>150233196
kek doggie doos

5chan's servers are down right now.
So I came to /mlb/.Regards

>>150233238
If they were called Phoenix Diamondbacks and Denver Rockies they would be better teams

>>150233250
Herro

>>150233250
i type like this.it make believe me better...the server down...KEK STFU RETARD

>>150233250
>using google translate to post on a japanese forum
you will never be otaku

>>150233250
ohtani needs you now more than ever, japbro

>>150232994
What the heck is this Labubu thing? Seeinh it in the news an such too.

>>150233232
The Mets aren't making it

>>150233237
I am here for your season long brewers hate boner

>>150233275
It's like beanie babies

>>150233237
many are saying this. even the cardinals took two games off my depleted doyers.

>>150233285
I.. Uh, still have some from when I was a kid, stuffed animals too. @_@;

Was it worth it, doggie doos?

>>150233237
they are 37-21 against winning teams, what the fuck are you talking about?

>go to bisons game
>see someone wearing a manoah jersey
>Can only think of how Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>bisons won though

>>150233305
everyone has been saying he sucks ass since his first outing bro. he's definitely a project, I don't see him being useful for at least another two years, assuming he gets TJ immediately.

>>150233314
How did Springer look?

>>150233299
Ya and they arent worth shit just like none of this lilliputions will be worth anything soon

>>150233319
>assuming he gets TJ immediately.
i think he would rather get released by the dodgers and go back to NPB than get surgery

>2channel and its successors are more controversial than other social media in Japan;[5] they are extremely popular among Japan's extreme right-wing, known as the netto-uyoku, who post xenophobic comments, often targeting Korean and Chinese people.

I'll just leave this here

>>150233305
My doyerfriends who thought he'd be the answer to all our problems were delusional. Softy just need to get the TJ he's already been told he needs while in the NPB and we can go from there. Not even sure if the Padres pitching lab can get him right.

>>150233275
just women being consoomers
they'll be forgotten about before the end of the regular season

>>150233321
I had got them for fun desu never had thought to sell them. :D

>>150233280
i mean, just look at their recent sweeps
>pirats (that they also lost a series to)
>mest team mid-implosion (and also lost a series earlier to)
>barves that suck ass (and also lost a series earlier to)
>nats that suck just as much
>cusb starting their implosion

>>150233324
Idk, I really don't care what they do with him. He's just an interesting person to have. He only cost ~8M, which is less than a quarter of what Conforto cost when you account for the luxury tax.

>>150233320
Things are looking good for Springer. Hit a gnarly double. Bohm was there for the Pigs too.

>>150233325
>netouyo incels being incels
more at 11

AAA Buffalo

>>150233305
I can't defend this result anymore, sigh

>>150233348
Based

>>150233348
thoughts on Yesavage? It was his first Triple A start

Sing it!

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk

>Dodgers already ruined Sasaki

That's what you get, you gook soulless bastard. Karma always finds it's way. Also Chadres!

>>150233307
>winning teams
>look inside
>Oops! All Dodgers, Mets, Red Sox, and Cubs!

SOURPUSS

>>150233370
...yes, all of those teams have winning records?
are you retarded?

I think the Dodgers should try and acquire Bellinger this off-season. I already know this fucker is going to ask for a crazy contract again though, but it could be worth it if he continues performing as well as he has.

>>150233366
damn, red sox on a run

>>150233366
#Orange Ducks. Sticking in there dispite all the talking heads saying it's over. We're less than 2 games from Minnesota

>>150233383
>M-My team isn't fraudulent because they beat fraudulent teams!

>>150233400
buddy i fucking hate the brewers but i know what one number being higher than the other usually means

>>150233147
>grow the game!
>noooo not like that!

>Nate Lowe DFA'd by Nats
kinda want my Yankees to pick him up so Rice can play catcher and Lowe can play 1st if Goldshit gets pinch hit for.

>>150233404
>strength of schedule
ononononono look at the top of his head ahaHHAHAHAAHA

>>150233413
ah ok so you don't have a point and you are just retarded. got it

>>150233412
isn't Goldy in the IL now? Not a bad proposition

>>150233420
holy /k/ope, might need to send it to the ukropian piggies soon, they're about to run out!

>>150233325
Isn't 4chan basically the same?
Are there any liberals on 4chan?

im a brainlet that cant into understand playoff seeding
if the season was to end right now would the Yankees make it as the final wildcard as they have more wins than the guardians?

>>150233412
Goldy can be sent to AAA now cant hit broadside of a barn with red dot sight once you all get lowe

>the brewers are frauds
>ignore the fact that they've won the division mulitple times for the past several years

>>150233426
right here

>>150233429
it's based on win %, not total wins. granted that would change by the end of the season once all 162 games are played.

>>150233429
yes, but when dealing with tie breakers near the end of the season things can get tricky. best to look up the wildcard standings specifically.

>>150233426
its just a contrarian website
just like all non-yankee fans

>>150233429
here m8 just use this
https://www.mlb.com/standings/wild-card

>>150233370
I don't think I've seen a team destroy aces quite like the brew crew has this year. They seem better than ever

>>150233429
Yankees are 0.5 games ahead of Cleveland so they'd be the last seed and play a wild card series in Houston.

>>150233425
you should find the quickest and easiest way to kill yourself and do so at the soonest opportunity! thanks <3

ninth inning, can my rockies pull off another miraculous comeback?

>>150233447
I see lol

>>150233461
If anything it would be like snek to do so

>>150233358
>>150233361
Yesavage was okay. Unironically, he needs nore time.

COMEBACK

when was the last time we had an actual moment where a player charged the mound? feel like we always just get stare downs and the batter walking behind the catcher to act like he's being held back

>>150233257
A>D>P hat logo

>>150233421
"battling knee issue" so not on IL yet.

>>150233459
oink oink! Z!

>>150233432
cheaters

Damn, what a catch

>>150233485
it's gonna happen this weekend when we throw up and in on Tatis and eventually bean him. A crash out is all but certain.

We are more than half way to nu tho.
Don't recycle.

>>150233510
dodgers don't have any pitchers they can treat as sacrificial lambs anymore

>>150233517
it's gonna be accident chud

I can see the NL Rookie of the Year report now
>While Roki didn't play much this season, and he had some questionable outings, it's more about the POTENTIAL this kid has that makes him our rookie of the year!

>>150233510
If they Tatis again I fully expect them to hit Ohtani until they break his hand

Raleighbros…

>>150233485
When Kjerstad got hit in the head Gunnar an others actually beat on yankees, physically and then 17-5.

>>150233532
this is the real reason Randy was called up, he actually already showed he'd do a retaliation HBP if he has to, ruined his perfect streak against Ohtani just to stick up for Tatis earlier this season

>>150233532
lol ok bro. watch tatis get pitched up and in. he is absolutely mind raped about getting hit

>>150233305
I mean he's league minimum, but yeah, dude sucks and thought he could make the jump like Ohtani. Should've waited for his payday, at least then the team would be more inclined to let him start at MLB

>>150233510
the two guys that hit him aren't even playing for the Dodgers anymore but we have Graterol Jr still up and he seems pretty scary. Hope nothing happens though.

>>150233545
Roki was a starter, he just SUCKED and got injured immediately

>>150233493

Cope and Seethe

GG rocks .500 soon™

Sneks win

>>150233562
:3 henlo s n e k Fren

>>150233543
He is but he's changed his game to compensate and I really like high OBP + contact Tatis

Brewers, I know you're on a win streak right now, but you HAVE to lose to the Reds tomorrow, we need them to kick the Mets out of the postseason!

>>150233555
Everything I'm getting from him is that he's basically trying to speedrun his career before TJ becomes unavoidable. Still a potential bargain for the international signing bonus, but I don't get a good feeling about his work ethic.

>>150233558
/k/ope harder, ukrop

>>150233581
no one knows what that means. take your schizo meds pls

>>150233532
To begin with, the basic premise is wrong: there's no way Tatis and Ohtani are on the same level.
Compare their performances.
kek

>>150233257
No it wouldn’t be. Changing the names from Florida Marlins to Miami Marlins was a huge mistake.

>>150233575
Mets will never win again anyways

>If the Phillies lose and Chadres win, Padres will have the 2nd best record in the national league
Nationals, we gave you your future, now you must help us go even further beyond!

>Yankees 64-57
>Mest 64-57

>>150233611
Being a fan of a double A team is frustrating. All the best players keep getting promoted to the Buffalo Bisons and now they blow 5 run leads in the 8th and 9th innings.

Ohtani is projected to pitch less than 50 innings by the end of the regular season. It seems sorta insane to me how little the Dodgers value innings/start, even with a 6-man rotation. What happened to the days of signing a Tyler Anderson to eat 150+ quality innings? I feel like Friedman's buy-low mentality is completely fucking dead and now all you have is a guy who sees every pitcher as a glorified reliever.

The Mets payroll is $220,360,756 more than the Reds
The Mets payroll is $209,405,223 more than the Cardinals
The Mets payroll is $161,914,371 more than the sneks

The Mets are essentially that loser who's rich as fuck and the girlfriend he bought is fucking the Reds fan poorfag who stocks at Wal-Mart.

>>150233636
Orioles payroll 166m one major being ONeill at 40m. OwO

>>150233636
>both trust fund teams in the wild card
kek

He had a bad luck. That was a bad news.

>>150233636
knocking the mets out of wild card contention is scarier than leaving them in last place. the last thing you want is having those guys thinking they have nothing to lose

>>150233658
This Mets team is dickless so it would make zero difference

It's GM malpractice if the Reds FO doesn't call up Sal Stewart for a playoff push. Dude is mashing in AAA, and they're in desperate need of bats.

>>150233669
winky go to bed

>>150233453
arent Yankees fans saying their season is over?

why did they keep trying to gaslight us into believing sogay ohtranny was some sort of super human who could just walk off tommy john surgery when its literally stifled his career into being a middle reliever that cant even last 5 innings?

>>150233674
>freway
>angelles
>champioans
quit posting this retarded bullshit already

AA Binghamton

>>150233623
>.199 career average in MLB
>.600 career average on grindr

>>150233681
Ohtani as a closer would be kino

>>150233674
Doyercums actually thought they were gonna break the wins record preseason and then cope with AI images like this

We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150233677
As much as I want them to lose on a daily basis, part of me hopes they make the playoffs and meet the Red Sox so the new generation of fans can experience the rivalry like in 03 and 04.

Oy vey! Any questions?

>>150233432
sewers are frauds because they immediate collapse in the post season

>>150233681
It's too early to draw conclusions. Please wait another year.

>>150233681
because Ohtani has a dream and we're allowed to share it

>>150233677
I mean, making the playoffs is one thing; but, actually winning there is a much taller order.

>>150233709
Gambling on everything is a good dream

>>150233709
Ohtani is a wet dream

>>150233674
RAISE THE BANNER

Which players have caused you to have wet dreams?

>>150233742
Big Papi

go c....
never mind....forget it...

>>150233742
only white players with yellow skin

>>150233742
ohtani

Tots.

Honestly 2nd place is not bad for a rebuilding Dodgers club. No one really picked them to do anything in the offseason

>>150233742
jim thome

>>150232899
I hope they kept that same enthusiasm leaving the stadium after getting completely ass fucked with no lubricant all year by the Angels

The Tomateros de Culiacán, a team in the Mexican Pacific League, has stolen the spotlight with their preseason invitee roster, featuring the name of the 'Culichi,' Julio Urías, among the pitchers for the 2025-2026 season.

Any ballpark that chants Seven Nation Army is automatically soulless

The Reds could move into the 3rd WC tomorrow

"Rebuild" and "rebuild"! What is "rebuild"?

om going ta Wichita

Kek this neet is still at it >>150233643

>>150233742
character count limit is too small for my answer

>>150233779
Also one of the Pacific League teams moved to Tucson, Arizona

>>150233742
Ryback

>look up British soccer game food
wat da f

>>150233801
is that just a cup of peas?

>>150233779
>>150233799
/mlb/ is a chihuahua genny

>>150233805
they call it "mushy peas"

>>150233742
Roy Halladay

KEK FUCKING AUTIST >>150233803

>>150233814
with potatoes and a pie it makes sense, but they just eat it out of a cup???

>>150233814
that looks fucking delish

>>150233794
>>150233823
gotta get more argies rangebanned before soccer comes back

>>150233826
i mean i'd like to hate on it but it sounds kinda good desu

>>150233831
I’m laughing at you, you fucking lolcow. Get a fucking job you slob

I like how there's no middle-ground with British food. It's either meals fit for a king or peasentslop in a bowl.

>>150233841
the funny part is when you actually visit england the cheapest shit is the best

>>150233836
stay mad

>>150233841
I could go for a full english

if you want to see the horrors of food at European soccer matches, play scrandle
it'll blow your mind

wish we had US tier stadium food

>>150233866
what are you talking about cunt?
our stadium food mogs

>>150233866
What do you usually have?

>>150233879
ignore him. our stadium food is top tier

>>150233884
That looks pretty good

>>150233747
?

doyer food is pretty solid, just obscenely expensive

>>150233902
I don’t know shit about the dodgers but i remember someone posted a webm and it included a 17 dollar mid personal pizza. Fuck that

>>150233902
whats that left most dish under the bucket of waffles and wings?

>>150233910
>17 dollar mid personal pizza
Yea, and that's just the food you can get quickly from the general concession spots. It's $30 minimum for the decent stuff

>>150233914
Fried PB&J...

>>150233920
never tried that but I can fuck with the idea

>>150233930
real fried pbj, like the kind you'd get at a fair or a non-chain midwestern restaurant...incredible
dodger stadium fried pbj...ehhhh

Chihuahuas just beat Reno 10-5. This is our year!

>>150233742
Recker

>>150233742
Recker

last chance for the pickles!
https://www.youtube.com/live/k-zQLa304Eo?si=n7NoWzUzkuJci9rE

portland pipies

>>150234067
>7 bucks for dodger dog
honestly thought it was around 15 bucks

>>150234092
I think it's $8 or $9 now for a regular grilled dog

>>150234094
$7.99

>>150234045
final out for the pickles

Marge, I’m confused

>>150234067
parasocial ass fans think Ohtani is their friend lmao

>>150234124
>parasocial
I did not know that was a word

>>150234097
last time I was at doyer stadium I paid like $30 for a double cheeseburger and fries at the shake shack behind centerfield. it was overpriced but, I don't know if I was just really hungry or what but at the time it was the best burger I ever had.

KEK! FUCKING LOSER! >>150234113

>>150234152
Been there, stadium food when you’re really hungry is top tier

>>150234134
It's an old word coined by some psychologist in the 60s to describe how rabid Beatles fan felt like they actually knew the band and were in love with them.

It's come back into use lately because of social media making people feel like they legitimately know celebrities and feeling overly attached to them.

>>150234184
particularly an issue for streamers these days
when you watch someone share their thoughts for 6+ hours a day, people think they know them better than they know their irl friends

>>150234204
Yeah it's fucked up. People are so lonely and they don't go out and make friends anymore so you fall in love with the cute girl on your screen who acts nice to you.
But I think it really applies to anyone with a fanbase. There are some very weird Ohtani fans out there.
You really can't attach yourself to any celebrity, you'll never truly know them and they'll always disappoint you in one way or another.

you even see parasocial shit on 4chan lol
wasnt there some guy who wrote a 50 page document about a tripfag and how much he loved him?

>>150234278
also the mest bugposter

>>150234067
not getting the nacho helmet with extra jalapenos is amateur hour

>>150234305
I've gotten the nacho helmet a couple times and it was meh.

>>150233965
when is the Campy statue being built?

>>150234339
>poodre anon posted
you have the lead... now you have my life

>>150234278
lmao yeah, forgot the trip name or I'd find it in the archive. it was two brits in the /bet/ general

>>150234278
It was UTV

>>150234204
I mean they do know them, thats the point
if someone is streaming for 10+ hours a day you get a pretty good idea of who they are and what they're like regardless of what persona they put on
for most streamers its impossible for them to keep their private lives separate as well
streamers know how it works and still exploit it for money so I don't have any sympathy when they eventually become victims of it

>>150234152
Not a problem in Seattle! /We/ don’t gouge /our/ fans

>>150234377
>Not a problem in Seattle!
you vill eat ze bugs

shitposting aside, I envy your prices... you guys have it good as far as the stadium experience goes

>>150234377
They have to watch the mariners though

>>150234377
I'll be there for the last series of the season. my brother lives in Seattle and hypes up t-mobile so I'm looking forward to it.

>>150234377
thats pretty decent pricing

best ballpark food i ever had was at petco. i was a fat fuck that day, because my ballpark only had a single menu. i remember walking in through the gate and seeing like 5 different restaurants operating across from each other. had this thing called carne asada fries and it was the best god damn meal i ever had, still think about it to this day

>>150234526
asada fries are a san diego thing. i haven't had them at petco but the ones I've had down there at mexican restaurants that look like they wouldn't pass a health inspection and no one speaks english were fire.

>>150232598
My angels won that game (yesterday) by the way :)

New York fears the inevitable expansion of Ohio

nah dog dodgers lost that series on purpose for entertainment purposes so they actually won

>WNBA players turned down a deal that would’ve quadrupled their pay, minimum $66K to $250K, maximum $250K to $1M.
>“A slap in the face.”
Do people even watch the WNBA side from Caitlin Clark? Imagine thinking you're worth the same as a league minimum guy in the MLB... holy fuck lmao.

Tucker.............................please...............tucker................i cant..............take this anymore......................................................we need you....................you're better than this..............please.........................fix yourself......................................believe in yourself.................................

keep dem poodres away fro-

>>150234573
How mad will Manfred be if both the Dodgers and Yankees miss the playoffs?

So whose going to sign Munetaka Murakami? His NPB contract ends after this season and he's going to be posted this offseason. He seems like a great hitter who does well across all pitch speeds, so he should be able to adapt to the high MLB velo.

I feel like the Dodgers are the most likely contenders here. Muncy's going to be 35 going into the next season, so bringing in Murakami as a successor seems like a no brainer for 3B. The only thing is that second base seems super crowded once you shift Freeland, with HSK/Edman, unless they plan on trading Freeland or sending him back down. I can't see the Dodgers letting Muncy walk given how absurdly club friendly that option is and how good he is still is.

im so excited for padres vs dodgers tomorrow
they're going to throw at each other, right?

>>150234278
UTV! Kek! Good times!

>>150235115
where's the real screencap with the house?

>>150235115
fuck the links finally dead
it worked like 6 months ago

>>150235143
good times

https://archive.org/details/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF

thank god for archiving

>>150235142
https://www.docdroid.net/dqrPnsv/everything-pdf
Reddit has better Philmarlion discussion

>>150235115
>>150235143
extremely advanced level of shitposting to rid the genny of the trip terror

Why the fuck am I a Mets fan?

>>150235090
Dodgers will sign him and force him in the outfield

>>150235090
If Mookie can play shortstop, Muncy can play left field!

>Muncy has the highest walk rate in the league according to Savant this season
FUCKING KEK 17.3% chance. Dude is just elite at reading pitches. Not only that he has 95th percentile chase.

>>150235926
and then he'll refuse to bunt to win a game against the angels lol

My boricua just got fucked good! I love Atlanta!

Trust the plan. Roberts knows what he's doing.

>>150235090
feel like japanese hitters are much more of a gamble that i don't see the dodgers risking it even if everyone says "oh he'll just go there anyway for da shohei anime squad!!!!" but then again, this is the same team that thought signing Conforto was a good idea, so who knows! But also, the dodgers in their pursuit to sign as many guys as possible to stop other teams from signing them, they've pretty much put themselves in a position where they just straight up don't have room anymore. Kim was touted as one of the bigger international signings and he was forced to AAA for the first few months of the season despite being good and then was made a bench player because they straight up didn't have a spot for him. I doubt Murakami would choose that same path just for the sake of being on the Dodgers when he knows he'd be an everyday player on any other team.

>>150236027
When Kershaw gives up 6 runs in the first inning and Randy Vasquez somehow has a no hitter through 4, I'll come back to laugh at this post

>>150236033
>then was made a bench player because they straight up didn't have a spot for him
it's called a pre-order you idyiot

>>150236145
either way, i doubt murakami would sign with the dodgers just so he will have to wait a year or two until muncy's fat ass leaves. but chunky muncy will probably insist on staying since he needs to pay for his dodger dogs somehow

I'm calling it now, despite it being very obvious the Dodgers are mad about being second place, they're still going to drop a bunch of podcast and media interviews going "Duhhh, we don't care about the Padres, the GIANTS are our real rivals and uhhhh we got a rang last year so we're still good guys!!!!"

>>150236234
mind you, we literally have this mural in our stadium. the padres are a rangless team. the giants raped us up the ass and won 3 rangz in the 2010s. padres are a pest at best, but they have the opportunity to change that

>>150236326
and it's already beginning... next we'll see Muncy showing up on some rando podcast or radio show trying to act cool when he's definitely fuming and stress eating

I need it...

>>150236511
what is it that you need?

>>150236326
what do the 1958 and 2008 dates mean in this?

>>150236557
50th anniversary mural. lots of them all over the stadium

>>150236557
Both teams moved to California in 1958

>>150236595
Ah, I see - thanks

>>150235090
Yanks if they'll have him, he wants to go there and fatty's ego is too big to share room with the other Japs.

Also his pitch selection has gotten visibly worse and his K rate has ballooned from his 2022 peak so I don't think he's going to be what everyone thinks.

>>150234526
I was just out there in San Diego for the first time. The tri-tip nachos at Petco are great. The food at Fenway is so fucking bad in comparison.

>>150236523
deep...

>>150236797
>slices your nutsack off the deep way

Fuck his azz boh

>Players weekend at Dodger Stadium will also have a Max Muncy food special
of course

>>150236939
>soup dumplings
he has a refined palette~

FAGGets kek!

Go Reds

FAGGets kek!

>>150237026
FAGGeds kek!

I'm a girl tho

>>150237104
Me too sister

It's Demon Slayer Night at Dodger Stadium and they will win for best girl.

MVP
WS MVP

>8-4 since the trade deadline
sneks gonna sneak up on ya

>>150236048
Poodre bats against Doyer pitching have been ineffective all season dummy.

>>150237197
>Suarez immediately starts slumping

Ngh

>>150237232
you know what you signed up for anon. Hes gonna hit 5 hrs in a week here soon.

Jints now knowing what the Poos went through in 2023. So BoMel is likely gone, but should Busta Pussy and Minasian be fired for the Devers fiasco that has set the franchise years back?

/mlb/ WILL be streaming the life of a showgirl

we dont listen to that shit here

>>150237290
Is it about baseball?

daily reminder that the all-time leader in games played for the Mets is ... Ed Kranepool.
The Mets are a fraudulent franchise, worse than the Marlins. The only glory they ever had was store-bought.

>>150237447
>The only glory they ever had was store-bought.
Someone needs to post the list. Padres and Jankees have the least homegrown players.

berds raped stearns at the deadline

>>150237290
Cub em

>>150237553
Cashman won the deadline.

Cub em-tho

>>150237026
today we learn if you guys can stop the brewer juggernaut

Cub em-tho

>>150237510
that's true about the Yanks, but their best players (other than Ruth) were all homegrown.

Cub em-tho

>>150237698
Where do you rank A-rod? Both modern and all-time.

>>150232628
>sweeping the mariners will make everything better
mariners are the odds on favorites to win the world series out of the american league

Cubs suck lol

>>150237775
Fuck you

>>150237553
that was funny as shit last night lmao

>>150237775
close....

>>150237413
taytay is universal

If the Braves and the Cardinals are the gayest teams in the NL who are the AL fags?

>>150237841
cubs

>>150236326
>rangless
This is such a weird rationalization to me. Do you think the Yankees didn't consider the Red Sox rivals when they were on an 86-year drought? No one except the Dodgers bats an eye at having multiple rivals, including the Giants, but LA refuses to acknowledge geographic divisional rivals who knock them out of the postseason like some oddball powerplay.

>>150237814
Oh I thought it was a movie

. . . .

>>150237858
rangless teams dont get to have rivals

>>150237775
Cubs outhit the Jays yesterday, just couldn't come up clutch against our pitching

Cubs suck

>>150237904
The SF Giants did not have a ring for 52 years in California. Were they not rivals during that time? Do Dbacks and Angels get to be rivals because they dicked down the Dodgers recently and both won rings 20 years ago?

>>150237942
shut up bitch

>>150237948
How do you wake up this mad?

>>150237970
rangless poodre

Cubs won that game

>>150237290
The MLB equivalent of this doesn't exist and will never exist.

Cubs are winning right now

why do poodres think they're entitled to a rivalry? the players don't consent. the fans don't consent. only poodres with an inferiority complex want it to be a thing.

Brewbacks won that game

I'm making nu

>>150237948
The absolute state of doyerpacos. A poodre sweep will send them over.

it's not even a I want to be better than you rivalry. It's a, I'm going to bean your players then spin it to the media that the padres are a darling organization. You faggots are constantly clearing benches, even did it against the cardinals. You are a classless organization. Poodres are thugs.

>>150238104
>thugs
Enough about Ohtani.

>>150238104
>thugs
Ya gotta forgive Ohtani

You ever see a Dodger run up to an umps face and scream at him this year? Shildt and Manchudo did that. But no, the media thinks the Padres are such a good respectable little team.

>>150238051
baseball needs taylor now more than ever

>>150238104
Ah yes, the vaunted San Diego media sphere of influence.

>>150238104
>thugs
Have mercy on Ohtani

Tatis will be getting beaned tonight. Poodres owe the Dodgers one still.

>>150238181
>>150238181
>>150238181
Nu

>>150238186
>early and meme
At least it ain't a Dodgers OP..

This bump is to showcase that retards rushing to be nu for attention is why you wait until 500

>>150239153
NOOOOOO WE NEED 5 GORRILLION MAX MUNCY GENERALS ON THE LOG