Thread 150237392

LiverSLIP edition
>slipping to bournmeme
kek.

1.Liverpool
2.Arsenal
3.Man City
4.Chelsea
5.Newcastle
6.Brighton
7.Spurs
8.Bournemouth
9.Villa
10.Man U
11.Forest
12.Fulham
13.Brentford
14.Palace
15.Wolves
16.Everton
17.Sunderland
18.West Ham
19.Leeds
20.Burnley

OLISE 2026

>>150237392 (OP)
/trans/ will still be around till September 1st

>The 'pool starting their title defence tonight
>Mafia The Old Country just arrived
>Wife on her girls trip to Jamaica
Yeah, it's looking like a great weekend

Doak going for the tried and tested Bournemouth to Real Madrid route

>>150237436
i know but we've had enough of seething scouers and saudi toons having a go at each other every thread.
time to enjoy some /epl/

>>150237416
you knew today was my big day and you just couldn't help yourself, hope you're happy

>@_pauljoyce Newcastle are understood to have made a late move for Giovanni Leoni but they were unable to prevent the defender from moving to Liverpool.
Fucking hell how much humiliation can one football club take

Aston Villa WILL win a trophy this season

I can feel it
Injuries ruining Liverpool so bad just like 20/21 season

>>150237432
the Doak sale makes more sense now

Indy was unironically first on Ben Doak BTW, at this point its beyond luck

It's Got To be a humiliation fetish at this point

yes, I support Manchester United Football Club.
how could you tell?

>>150237609
The foreign flag

>>150237616
touche

It's time.

The fact Newcastle think they can fuck with Liverpool says more about Liverpool than Newcastle. Newcastle don't rate them. They'd never try such a thing with arsenal.

spare a thought for the ABLs who wake up tomorrow morning to see Liverpool have won 20-0 and signed Isak

>>150237663
What am I looking at?

>>150237710
latest snubber to snub snubcastle

>Bournemouth unsettling Liverpool's star player before the game
I feel physically sick. How can they be so underhanded and sneaky?

praying for someone to hijack newcastle's move for wissa I'll tell you honestly I will love it if he snubs them, love it

surely not another one

>>150237438
enjoy anon!
>girls trip to Jamaica
ruh-roh

so everyone is rooting for Bournemouth tonight, right ?

>>150237601
who the fuck is this Giovanni Maccaroni?

sunderland signed another one [african :[

>>150237663
He's never kicked a football before? How does that even happen?

>>150237710
The guy in glasses is the Swedish prime minister.

>>150237663
wonder what % of politicians could pass a ball with the inside of their foot without instruction

>>150237932
If you can't ping a pass 20 yards, you shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of the country. It's really that simple.

NOOOO DCL WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN FOR >US

>>150237826
the next Baresi

>>150237967
Don't think he wants to play football in Indonesia m8

Remind me how spurs managed to spursy a release clause activation again

gaem in 39 bings and 2 bongs.

>>150238039
not quite

Kuwait fella needs to go outside for a bit. Gather yourself lad.

its a 10 pm kick off not 8 pm?
this is horrible

>>150238065
actually it's a comfy /3pm/ kickoff

>>150238065
It's an 8pm kickoff (UK) so +3 or whatever it is for Kuwait.

>>150238065
Is Kuwait only two hours ahead of us? I feel like it should be like 4 hours.

It's not fair that Liverpool are allowed to play early and put the pressure on Arteta.

Putting a pressure on your ma haha

>>150238065
just have to kuwait a little longer

>>150238122
still boggles me that London and Lisbon are on the same time but Madrid is an hour ahead

I am 6 hours ahead of yuo

>>150238170
still boggles me that Montreal and Miami are on the same time but Vancouver is three hours behind

>>150238170
>madrid is further west than exeter
>hour ahead
yeah wait what the fuck

>>150238175
what's the score?

>>150238187
get the lotto numbers while you're at it hehe

Liverpool 1 - 1 Bournemouth
Salad (P) 41th
Kluivert 45th

>>150238150
The scouse mafia can't keep getting away with it.

>>150238205
hehe cheeky :p

>they still believe in time jew
>they still believe earth is round
Laughing out loud at you lads

I still don't understand the BST and GMT shit. One goes forward and the other goes back. Whatever, I just let my clocks automatically adjust themselves.

for me it's setting the clock back and hour and acting as if I'm jetlagged from a 20 hour flight, gets me some extra attention

>>150238168
>>150238073
are these two the same person?
>>150238100
it's 10pm here so not +3 but rather +2

>>150238287
>are these two the same person?
not sure they sound cool though

Controversial take:

Arteta taking arseanal from feeder club that sold good players to direct title rivals to big spending behemoth that can attract (and keep) top talents and doesn't look out of place in cl semis is an achievement.

Don't watch liga MX or wherever amorim was before, so too soon to say, but if he turns manure into a respectable top 5 team with identifiable style and culture, he deserves a lot of respect

where is he what are brighton doing to the greek talento? are they working for turkish MIT?

>>150238341
The day Mongsenal flukes its way to a CL title will be kino.

other leaf is here games gone

>>150238366
>>150238341
delusional

It's Friday and the start of the Premier league season so I'll be honoring it with arguably my favourite song of all time and the best Friday song of all time:

https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?si=E_LoQI_b8Q1h5Iuy

>>150238478
>not african man dances alongside slowly driving car
ngmi

Will Liverpool have a single English player in their starting XI tonight?

>>150238506
hope not, no self respecting englishman should play for those scum of the earth s*ousers

>>150238478
>Rebecca Black
Most of you anons probably don’t know but she’s basically an OnlyFans-tier whore these days

>>150238506
No. Elliot might come on at the 65 minute mark or so but he’s getting transferred to spurs soon

>>150238522
Not surprised considering the society we live in. There is a thot epidemic. Their lives are over when AI facial recognition like Pimeyes becomes mainstream and their kids are able to find their mothers nudes in 20 years time.

Just ate a Chocolate Toffee Danish from the Cooplands on my way home.

Was very nice!

>Ruben Amorim has admitted it is tough for him to merely target a European place this season compared to expected title challenges of previous years.
>The Manchester United head coach has come off the back of the club’s worst-ever finish in the Premier League era and has told supporters to be realistic despite spending more than £200m on Benjamin Šeško, Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo.

i can picture anon now, waddling along, stuffing his face, licking his fingers, excited to tell his friends on /sp/
good post >>150238627

>>150238341
>respectable top 5 team with identifiable style and culture
ole did that and they still sacked him and people talk about him like he's a joke

>>150238538
i dont see anyone around spurs talking about elliot anymore its just eze and savinho (savio? no one can seem to decide on a spelling)

>>150238478
one of my favourite things about zoomers is that they're so used to soulless pop slop that they're usually genuinely confused why rebecca black's friday was so heavily ridiculed when it came out, they think it's a bop

>>150238759
people who watched him before he came to the prem still call him Savio, and the customers and rule followers call him Savinho

>>150238791
thanks for the tip ill show my elitism when i need to flex with savio and my humility when it proves advantageous with savinho

>1. Manchester United
>2. Liverpool
>3. Manchester City
>4. Arsenal
>5. Aston Villa
>6. Brighton
>7. Chelsea
>8. Newcastle
>9. Brentford
>10. Tottenham Hotspur
>11. Crystal Palace
>12. Everton
>13. West Ham
>14. Wolves
>15. Bournemouth
>16. Fulham
>17. Nottingham Forest
>18. Burnley
>19. Leeds
>20. Sunderland

>>150238522
nice fat tits enjoyable

>>150238572
>their kids are able to find their mothers nudes in 20 years time.
dave saying he would look for his own mother's nudes again

snub status?

>>150238341
This is why Klopp is one of the best managers the Prem has ever seen. The Liverpool team he took over were fucking terrible.

>>150238695
That was in fact what I was doing :D

I’m happy footy is back

It's weird, i'm not gay but when the football season isn't on I go to gay bars and end up sucking dick.

But the moment football kicks off again I am back to being straight and find no attraction to men, and fuck women as usual

>>150239064
You just love /trans/ lads

>>150239064
Chelsea Dickhunter by any chance?

>>150239014
Yep. All it took was buying Salah, putting him on PEDs, and have him carry the whole team.

>nobody ever talked about Baleba until now
I can't actually believe some of the retards ITT. Do they even watch football

>>150239106
you can't actually baleba it

>>150239115
this will go over a few heads

>>150239129
No I think it's just a weird body reaction to missing the excitement and drama of football, so it wants something forbidden to fill the gap.

United SNUBBED by Baleba

>>150239130
hehe :)

>>150239246
add a few players that are also being discussed for transfers now for reference otherwise its hard to extrapolate much from this

>>150239246
Any player that's linked with United becomes famous over night. That's why so many agents sell bullshit rumours to the media.

>>150239266
kys

>>150239084
And Robertson, bringing Trent through, Allison, Van Dijk, Fabinho, Mané, and all the other players he signed.

>>150239246
Ball knowers on the left, laggard customers on the right

>>150239304
...or dont i suppose

Basically Brighton want a bidding war next summer which likely means another great player ends up at Man City and loses all their flair.

>>150237824
This guy could unironically be an elite striker with a bit of luck

>>150238341
>spending 1.2 billion and getting to a cl semi is an achievement

>>150237438
>Wife on her girls trip to Jamaica
Yikes

>>150239520
No but Nunez would be

>>150238170
>>150238184
It’s a Franco era thing. He wanted to be synced with Hitler. It’s cool.

>Liverpool signing the next GOAT Italian defender for just £12.3 million
How do they do it bros?

>>150239793
not only is *checks notes* Giovanni Leoni the next GOAT Italian defender, but his purchase ensures that Liverpool can't be held to ransom by Crystal Palace for Marc Guehi who MUST be sold this summer.

>>150239793
>How do they do it bros?
By being the club with the richest history in the wealthiest league. Other teams are overpowered by their 'aura'.

Dave is fucking seething again hahahahahahahaha

this thread is going to be unreadable when Isak signs next week

He might be the biggest mong around, when the hell is he getting transferred anyway

why did anyone think Baleba was a goer? are they retarded? Wharton isn't moving this summer either

Goldbridge saying that he's absolutely stunned

>Leoni: "It wasn't possible to say no" to Liverpool
Have Liverpool been kidnapping these new signings?

THEN I SAW HIS WAGE

NOW I'M A BALEBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNovNeQUU4
why does everybody's head look so weird? is this AI?

>>150240038
kek

>>150240050
Focal length

>>150240016
Nah just offering them wages no one else is going to match

>not enough money to buy baleba
>>150233059
>Hincapie to spuds
KINO

>>150240089
*Editor's Note: Liverpool's average annual wage is less than Manchester City, Manchester United and Arsenal

>>150240130
>city and united still have more players on the old system, ie high wages
>liverpool have less players on the old system, ie low wages
hmu if you still stuck bro I gotchu

>>150239957
Absolute cuckoldry

>>150240117
>Hincapie
i dont think it happens his release clause is too high for a defender

>>150239957
>Saweetie Qiava

>Italian players in the PL
Liverpool might have been done in by Italian Milk FC

>>150240163
>his counter argument was "player has players on low wages, while united as players on high wages"
uhhh yeah lil bro that's what i said lmao

>>150240163
>City and Utd still have more players on higher wages

yeah thats that the post meant

>>150240205
>>150240210
>literally needs it explained how the new system for new signings for city and united (lower wages) works and how the new system for new signings for liverpool (higher wages) works
>this is entirely relevant because the wages being discussed pertains strictly to new signings
lemme know if you still stuck fr and I'll do a detailed nc breakdown

>>150240269
>it needs explained that City and Utd spend more on wages per player

to who? everybody is very clear on this

>>150240304
i hate esls shitting up the discussion so fucking much, bros

seems odd for an 18 year old italian kid to leave serie a first chance instead of doing the normal juve/milan/inter then go abroad route
guess the PL has that much pull nowadays

Rico Lewis to Nottingham Forest

>>150240472
lol

>>150240472
isnt he their little wonder boy?

/sp/'s at Anfield

>>150240487
He's alright, does a good job, but his position was never very secure due to his questionable physicality and lack of a proper position he can lock down, and now the squad's getting too big and other clubs are turning his head with higher wages and more minutes

>>150240304
you're a moron

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>150240568
>>150240568
>>150240568
>>150240568

>Kilmarnock have been forced to delete social media posts announcing 16 year old Skye Stout's first professional contract because of negative comments from trolls.
fucking grim. fancy ruining a young girl's dream like that. scots are the worst.

>baleba not coming this summer

Hjulmund come on down! FM legend

>>150240589
that does look horrible though
get her on those drugs that clear it up but make you depressed cant be worse than that

>>150240589
Holy grimoli
That’s worse than Mimi was

>>150240589
if they didn't know that would happen they're literally retarded and if they did then they're cunts
feel bad for the lass either way but it's entirely the team's fault

>>150240589
Poor cunt

>>150240589
i had bad acne when i was younger, not even like 25% of how bad that is, and it made my life pretty miserable til i got put on the hardcore medication that got rid of it
must be rough for her

>>150240589
It's Hojlund's sister

>>150240589
imagine popping the yellow ones

>>150240657
>ynr that mong saying Hojlund was "cute"

>>150240590
he'll be too much for an average player. Man Utd should just wait till next summer and then get Wharton and Baleba both

focus this summer on the GK: Donnarumma or Costa or someone else

>Gomez on the bench
>Leoni in the stands
>Guehi fee agreed

mad how quickly that defensive crisis was resolved

>you now remember when Liverpool signed Aquilani
They have a poor record with Italians

>>150240589
All things considered they should've tried some way not to show how bad her acne is because fucking that's serious prescription only meds level

>>150240723
"poor record" is an understatement

oof madone, the song's terrible!

>>150240723
>Padelli
>Dossena
>Aquilani
>Borini
>Chiesa

Probably more shitters I forgot

>>150240589
maybe i am wrong but playing doesn't exactly help her to recover during the season ;_;
she can easily do it in the off season now that she's earning more money than those retards :)
yeah, those retards are to blame
>>150240590
>Ugarte 2.0

there was a constant feud between match thread formautist and some other anon during matchdays, are they still here?
it was fun witnessing their constant back and forth

>>150240740
>Balotelli at Liverpool
Have genuinely no memory of this

>>150238214
Kluivert is injured (at least that was what I read on the Guardian earlier today)

>>150240786
He's never satisfied
>>150240605

>>150240836
KEK it's still the first day, never thought he's already at it.

>>150240472
Has anyone actually seen Rico Lewis and Oscar Bobb at the same time? I'm not entirely convinced that they're not the same person. And not even in a racist way.

At long last, the DEFINITIVE preseason predictions

1-Chelsea
2-Arsenal
3-Liverpool
4-Man City
5-Aston Villa
6-Man United
7-Crystal Palace
8- Everton
9-Forest
10-Newcastle
11-Brighton
12-Spurs
13-Fulham
14-West Ham
15-Brentford
16-Leeds
17-Bournemouth
18-Wolves
19-Sunderland
20-Burnley
9

>>150240786
>it was fun witnessing their constant back and forth
Brother you have to find a job ASAP. Like, yesterday ASAP.

>>150240949
>9

did the leaf really spend weeks bigging up his prediction then drop a 9 at the end?

>>150240740
I could've sworn Paletta was an Argie.

>>150240748
Yeah, the new intro is absolute dogshit.

>>150240953
The jews will never recruit me, born a free man, die a free man.

>>150240958
hey IPB how's it going?

>>150240723
Italians in general have never been great in the prem outside of Zola and Di Canio. Jorginho and Di Matteo as well maybe.

Italians and Germans have the worst prem representatives from the bigger euro leagues.

>>150240949
I have seen a couple of people thinking Chelsea will win. I think it is way to early for them. Still no proper playstyle and still too many young new players. I do think they will end 4th though but some way up to the top 3 of Liverpool, Arsenal and Man City.

>>150240812
It was after Suarez got sold. Total disaster window.

>>150240812
>Arrived
>Looked amazing playing with Sturridge
>Sturridge got crocked
>Took a penalty off Henderson in the Europa
>Scored a tap in v Spurs at Anfield
>Left
That's all I really remember of him

>>150241081
thought Milos would be higher

>>150240949
>cancer leaf is a Lelsea customer
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150240949
>Palace 7th
Do you genuinely have Down’s syndrome?

>>150241118
only since Todd arrived

>>150240949
Why are people hyping Villa so much? They'll down tools when they're in the final rounds of the Europa. Palace will do the same in the conference league. RFN spot on with his predictions as usual.

New Grok forecast from what I asked it before. Seems a lot different than before all the signings.

>>150241151
that's not what grok told me wtf

>>150241170
>Grok is this true?

>>150241170
I typed it in and he told me man city were winning it. stupid 2 faced grok.

1 - ARSENAL
----------------------
2 - MAN CITY
3 - CHELSEA
4 - EVERTON
5 - LIVERPOOL
----------------------
6 - ASTON VILLA
7 - MAN UNITED
8 - CRYSTAL PALACE
9 - BRIGHTON
10 - SPURS
11 - SUNDERLAND
12 - NEWCASTLE
13 - FULHAM
14 - NOTTINGHAM FOREST
15 - BOURNEMOUTH
16 - WOLVES
17 - WEST HAM
-----------------------
18 - BRENTFORD
19 - BURNLEY
20 - LEEDS


subject to change if a huge signing is made but probably not actually, i'm THAT sure of my predictions.

>>150241170
This is what Grok predicted when the season ended, obviously too early as there were no signings.

>>150241204
>1 - ARSENAL
kek no i dont think so
no point reading any further

>>150241204
>4 - EVERTON
>5 - LIVERPOOL

>11 - SUNDERLAND
>12 - NEWCASTLE

based

I'm trying to compile these preseason predictions, has Ryan "The Big Dawg" dropped his yet?

>>150241211
>Snubcastle - fueled by transfer activity
kek

>>150241211
I like how it describes Liverpool in a positive light because of small squad changes and tactical cohesion.

>>150241151
When Liverpool goes on and do the opposite it is also positive and now they are even winners.

predictions:
both salah and van dijk will show their age this season and liverpoo have a shit year
arteta gone at the end of the season after getting 3rd
amorim gone by christmas

>>150241204
Predicting Arsenal to win is the most insane thing here

>>150241151
>>150241170
>New Grok forecast
do you understand than LLM can hardly do math or forecasting (using games, players stats). It can compare values and give you a summary of what it has read from other people forecasts. It's not doing matches simulations or something like that. it's doing qualitative forecasting like some delphi method
>>150241204
>name
I laughed

>>150241228
Haven't done a full prediction but reckon City wins it, Burnley Sunderland and Brentford go down

- THE BIG DAWG -
"RUFF RUFF RUFF"
RIP NAN 1943 - 2018

If Liverpool don't win this game tonight they will be bottom half at the end of the season

>>150241274
grok uses cold reading look it up

/trans/ remains until the end of the window, which is August 31st. Blowies need to get the fuck out of MY general.

>>150241255
Why though? Arsenal has gathered enough points to win 5 out of the last 10 premier leagues two times in the last three seasons. It is not that far fetched.

Is Newcastle really going to start the season with Anthony Gordan and Osula? Aren't they going get cooked?

>>150241274
I think Grok and others just use whatever has been said in the media, on their own sites. The general consensus and then makes the best forecast using those views but of course that is just like anyone reading a range of opinions and forecasting. I don't think it is going into great technical detail using stats of players, tactics, the other teams tactics, stats. It's just an overall look at what is there. In fact for Grok it says what it sources are.

SAR WE ARE LIVERPOOL FAN #1! TRUE SCOUSER, FUCK THE MARGARET THATCHER

>>150241337
grok is really dumb almost everything i ask for thats objective it makes tons of mistakes that can be found at a glance

>>150241344
I swear these guys live just down the street from me

>>150241356
luckily there's only millions of retards out there that treat grok as absolute truth and their reality is shaped by it!

>>150241211
>Arsenal's consistent improvement under Mikel Arteta

>>150241337
>post
that's exactly what i said
>>150241356
grok is actually decent at coding. I don't let llm think for me because I know how they work. So i don't ask them about any different than code questions like PL predictions.

>>150241435
>I don't let llm think for me
im not even talking about "thinking" just things you would expect it to find easy to put together
like pic related i asked for earlier it included de bruyne, toney, maddison just wrong at a glance

Saw some really corrr young Fräuleins at the lido today.

WANK ON,
WITH CUM IN YOUR ARSE,
AND YOULL NEVER WANK ALONE

>>150241504
it was actually for an autistic argument if you must know i dont play fpl slop

>>150241580
your ass is officially out of the jackpot

>>150240919
Yeah Pep plays them together as a pair down the right all the time. Or he did when Bob was healthy at least. They have a good connection.

>>150240949
1.Liverpool
2.City
3.Arsenal
4.United
5.Spurs
6.Chelsea
7.Newcastle
8.Villa
9.Fulham
10.Brighton
11.Everton
12.West Ham
13.Palace
14.Forest
15.Bournemouth
16.Wolves
17.Brentford
18.Leeds
19.Sunderland
20.Burnley

>>150241633
I'll take your word for it. To me, it felt like they both appeared around the same time, both looked like Slideshow Bob and both played on the right iirc. Then I believe Bobb got injured and disappeared.

>>150240949
Piss off Sosa

somehow your league will let this washed version of salad scam 20 goals again

>>150241801
Rico got spammed out by Pep, and got loads of hate from fans last season during the bad period, maybe why his head is turned by Forest
Bobb is probably the better player but hasn't had a chance to really prove it yet. Think you'll see him a lot more this season.

That was a clear red. Another obvious error in disadvantage of Liverpool

>>150241944
Buckle up, this will be all season

>>150241944
I think the ref gave Bournemouth the free kick before the handball (when Ekitike pulled the defender).

Is Ekitike just a brown peter crouch?

Wow what a fucking retard Trump is

>>150242262
oh boy what wacky hijinx is he up to now?

>>150242405
applauded the war criminal

>>150242431
you'll have to narrow it down

>>150242431
You need to go back, Mykola

>>150242431
god forbid an americlap has a clap mate jesus
we dont tell you not to wank to scat porn do we

>Ekitike off and scoring
It’s ogre, they don’t even need Isak

>>150242571
>without any money whatsoever being put on the line
that part must shake you right to the core

Is semi-automated VAR on now btw?

Fuck PGMOL

>American soldiers kneel to roll out a red carpet at the steps of Putin's plane, watched by Putin's security guards

OH NO NO NO NO NO

the Islamic state of salah

kinda weird how Mo Salah criticized Israel and the very next game there's fans throwing bananas at Anfield

>>150242802
its in america you want russians to bring carpet with them are you dumb

>>150239957
He’s so FUCKING retarded I hate him so much. People like him are meant to be working in McDonald’s not getting 250k a week for doing fuck all

>>150243022
He's the new JLingz

wooOOOOOooooOOOOoooo I AM THE GHOST OF DIOGO JOTAAAAA AND I'M STUCK IN LIMBOOOOOOOoooOOOooo BECAUSE LIVERPOOL DIDN'T DO ENOUGH VIRTUE SIGNALLING AFTER MY TRAGIC AVOIDABLE DEATH!!! LIGHT MORE CANDLES NEXT TO EMPTY SPOTS IN THE TRAINING GROUND OR I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER MOREEEEEEE OOoooOOOooooooooo

>>150243045
Are lad jayling wasn’t this much of a shameless spacker

>>150243138
>stuck in limbo
More like Lambo

apologise

>>150243230
he's looked very good
has been dropping very deep and linking up a lot of play, i've been impressed

>>150243138
JOTA
IS THAT YOU LA
IM SEEIN A FUXHKEN GHOST LA

>>150243138
glad the sun was out while reading this, spooky!

>>150243138
would a sticky bring you your eternal rest?

>>150243230
must be a struggle for wheelchair guy to cheer for this team

Mitchell identified the core recruitment flaw in his first week after joining the club. He was called a prick, yet the club chose to give all power to Eddie Howe, and it’s still Mitchell’s fault.

>>150243391
his ass is really chapped now

>>150243230
Sorry but you are a tranny

>>150243568
we don't sign our posts here

iraola is so good man

god i wish he were at my club

>>150243230
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

WHEELS STATUS: OFF!

based carra burying konate on his way out the door

racism lost

Racists are taking some massive losses so far this year.

Slot needs to be sacked

one Guehi please

Bros we MUST secure Isak tomorrow
I say pay whatever they want

MAMA MIA!

LIverpool legend Chiesa

>>150244076
We need at least 1 world class defender

>Liverpool customers making noise now that they're back ahead and the match is almost over
State

AWFUL NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

ABSOLUTE SCENES AT ANFIELD

What a terrible weekend for ABLs and it's only Friday

Liverpool looking really wobbly. FSG need to do some investment otherwise I don't fancy our chances against clubs who haven't replaced their entire defence and are certs to be in a relegation scrap this season.

>>150237392 (OP)
>the shantytown of kuwait

they just wanted it more and other such cliches

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Literally imagine being an ABL. I couldn't think of a worse, more pitiful life.

>only second player to get a goal and assist on debut since darwin poonez
ABLbros it's not over yet

protagonists of football

Fuck the Queen
Scouse not English

Can't wait for Utds battering on Sunday

Defence was shambolic today, not really feeling good bros

>>150244551
Konate's getting sold IMO. He looked like his head was elsewhere.

>>150244551
it didnt help that Konate was thinking of going to Madrid the whole game and that Slot decided to sub both fullbacks halfway through.

TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS

slipperpool lucky again

Imagine Abi's sweaty rancid arsehole right now

>>150244548
Can feel the /mug/ in me balls

>>150244599
First excuse of the season is in LOL.

It's okay, they knelt to end racism so it's all good

>>150244592
hehe i made that pic
well ai did but you know what i mean

>>150243940
>>150243913
Racists always win

>>150244548
>>150244632
I'm pining for /mug/

>>150244655
Based Amerifrend

*beep boop*
FRIENDLY REMINDER

absolute STATE of ABLs

ill enjoy the /mug/ like everyone else but if we're being true to ourselves as much as they have postured and embarrassed themselves over the summer a loss is expected to arsenal, the only authentic /ug/ would be an /arug/

>>150244711
/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/

>>150244695
Emma! :)

They got him

>>150244790
clown world innit

>>150244790
What happened?

>>150244790
ban for life

>>150244790
but sir, you knew i was a retard when you wheeled me in

>>150244828
Some guy in a wheelchair racially abused Semenyo

>>150244843
Next game I'll sexually abuse Cole Palmer

>>150244790
>the charges officer?

>>150244790
Based
Conceded two because of this spastic's bad juju

>>150244850
With crutches?

>>150244850
#KickHimOut

>sky going on for 15 minutes about 1 guy shouting racist shit

Move on ffs hes probably a tard too

>>150244894
He was in a wheelchair kek

>>150244790
>ynr this guy never took the knee

>Neville saying players should have walked off and stopped playing

Oh fuck off

>>150244905
Neville is a stupid WEF cunt. Can't stand him. Stupid evil prick.

>Carragher saying they should've smashed up his legs so he'd never walk again
Ease up bloody hell

what they dont want you to know is that the crippled racist was actually planted there by the bournemouth staff to spur semenyo on
kinda sad they'd resort to such measures, racially abusing their own player, but it was pretty effective

>>150244905
>60k people watching live
>millions watching at home
>untold millions in wages, sponsors, tv deals, etc.
>stop everything 1 guy in a wheelchair said something mean
what is wrong with wokies

>>150244925
Very sinister loophole to never walking alone

Sky waffling even though the powers that be did everything correctly.

Carragher speaking sense for once

Pointing out its impossible for the FA or clubs to police an individual in a crowd of 60,000

Gonna be hilarious how this gets memory holed if it turns out he misheard what he said

QRD on this raycissm shit?

They got him didn't they? What's actually the problem with how everyone other than Hotwheels acted supposed to be?

>>150244965
I hope the dude sues everyone who came out and shit on him. Get himself a brand new golden wheel chair.

yes lads your all watching sky sports like good little boys we've got it.
no need to transcribe everything to here now

>>150244971
Yeah he was wheeled out by half time and arrested

Why the fuck are they making such a deal out of it

>>150244971
He's literally Hitler and should be hanged by the neck until dead in front of a baying crowd. Until that happens NOBODY is allowed to carry on as normal. This is 1938 all over again.

Racism wins again
Non-Whites in absolute SHAMBLES

>>150244981
>Kuwait
OH NO NO NO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150244981
we dont tell you how to talk about محيبس

Neville aimlessly saying there needs to be serious consequences without actually saying what that would be

>>150244968
Guy in wheelchair talked shit to Semenyo, he reported racism, match continued after as hotwheels got taken away by the police

That player was never going to stand up to racism
Disabled spaztic

>>150240725
problem is that the prescription meds fuck your body up so she probably cant even take them if she wants to go pro

>>150245007
slash his tyres

>>150245007
Legs broken, it's the only way, no more walking much less alone

>>150244965
Reminds me of when Ramires(?) swore blind the referee (Clattenburg?) called one of the Chelsea blackies a "monkey". Then it turned out he wasn't really sure if he called him a monkey and didn't even speak English.
Sick of all this Jewish shite. It's been going on far too long.

>>150245020
Another issue is that the best treatment for acne are creams that contain absurd amounts of steroids. She'll get banned.

>innocent until proven guilty
>unless it's muh heckin racism

>>150244982
Yeah exactly, it sounds like everyone followed protocol

>>150245007
Because neville has 0 actual beliefs or morals. Said this many times

He just wants ti virtue signal

>>150245036
the best treatment are pills. but they run the risk of weakening your bones and fucking your liver/kidneys.

>>150244982
need to justify more kneeling. still dont understand what makes racism so much worse than normal abuse. been racially abused loads of times and it's just water off a duck's back tbqh.

>>150245031
Lad, I've got some GREAT news for you.

This is why you kneel for racism, those who don't kneel start acting out

mad how Mohammed Salah making a twitter post critical of Israel's genocide of Palestinians made that lad in the wheelchair snap and start hurling bananas

THEYRE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SPAZ BEING RACIST

Why are they acting like racism from the stands happens every week? Literally cant remember last time it happened in PL

>>150245065
>those who don't kneel start acting out
in the lad's defence, it's not really through choice that he doesnt kneel

>Season statrs with a wheelchair man saying racist insults to Bournemouth player Semenyo
Kino season incoming?

>>150245122
FUCK OFF JUVE I'M A KOPITE NOW

NANANANANANANANANANA

football without racism is like posting on 4chan without racism
not quite the same is it

why are scousers trying to cover up racism

>>150245147
they dont recognise english police or laws they want him taken to scouse court

>>150245144
both full of very low IQ people also

>>150245006
محيبس؟
the game?
kek what you on about

>>150245147
scousers can't be racist

Conceding 2 to Bournemouth this season is embarrassing

>>150245158
That's the beauty of it

>>150245147
i support racism

>>150245147
He's disabled he can say what he wants, it's only fair

>cant take the knee because you're in a wheelchair
>cant kickitout
Everyones just mad he found a loophole

>>150245037
Or a rape accusation that is found to be bogus 99% of the time

>>150245102
yeah I wonder why >>150245069

>>150245192
The only heterosexual person in the UK.

>>150245170
why is that? they lost their defence not their attack

>>150245251
Man United conceded 1 time after scoring 5 and the 1 goal was an OG

>>150245267
yeah yeah we know, they got a trophy for it too

>>150245267
>pre-season cope
Lol seethe on homeless

is it blasphemy to say ekitike has the potential of a thierry henry. guy looks sharp, energetic. You can tell the difference right away by looking at gakpo who looks heavy and this guy who just plays effortless

>>150245192
must be grim when the entire fanbase of your team sings about van dijk shagging their wives and converting to islam when salah scores then eh

>>150245304
dunno about that but i rate him
think all the disappointed liversissies had never seen him play

>>150245304
yeah he looks quality. think if they sign isak he'd play in place of gakpo because they've been pretty fluid so far and he's miles above gakpo

>>150245304
Ye I dunno if Isak makes sense now, buy a DM or another defender

>>150245367
no, because i'm not those people. i'm me and they are them. hope this helps, dave. why do you keep talking about black men shagging white women btw? it's about 60% of all your posts these days.

let my man play more you bald cunt

>>150245367
>already blackedposting
Jesus christ Dave

>>150245373
>Ye I dunno if Isak makes sense now
You just watched Liverpool take off their striker and have to resort to a strikerless formation and thought "Liverpool definitely don't require another striker" after losing 3 of them during the summer and only buying 1?

>>150245304
It’s blasphemy to say he’s a nigger and yet here we are

>>150245369
>>150245372
>>150245373
It still stands to see how he'll perform on a cold rainy afternoon at villa park but he looked great tonight

>>150245373
>forgetting the best midfielder in the league last year was banned for this game
they've signed a centreback and got another on the way. szobo/jones are fine for cover but it's another quality forward they need

That Ekitike is looking tasty isn't he las? Just watched his 70 minutes against Bournemouth and it's probably no exaggeration to say he's the second best player in the world after Mo.

>6th-8th is good for united
>united fans are loyal to managers

What is this level of gaslighting by neville

>>150245386
>i support racism but also support the most left wing club in england who whose players are almost entirely non-white and whose fans are cuckolds

alright

>>150245434
West Ham reject gone by Christmas then

>>150245437
dave, can you please stop telling us all about your gay interracial fantasies? they're really gay and embarrassing to read.

>>150245434
>6th-8th
Lol, very optimistic

Liverpools defence is gonna get exposed by any decent team

Grouped in the UCL methinks

>Is that a rival fan giving shit to an opposing player?! You can't do that if he's black!!!! THATS RACISM!
Fucking ridiculous.

so was it the wheelchair bound guy that racially abused semenyo or someone else? I hope it was worth it.
he’s probably locked in some merseyside police station right now getting the bollocks beaten out of him by some scouse coppers. meanwhile semenyo is in a five star hotel somewhere getting his bbc serviced by a couple of Albanian prostitutes

>five star hotels
>liverpool

>>150245503
alri 190, back for the new season are we?

nice match and all but let's not forget the generational performance by the no.7, Flopian Sqwirtz, what a player. Worth every bit of that 130 million of the queen's finest british pounds, as well as 300k PER week.

>>150245566
alri 190 back for the new season are we?

no refunds

>>150245601
How about pixels?

Trump and Putin will hold a press conference now. Maybe they will discuss the Isak issue.

>>150245613
I always make sure my liverpool images don't exceed 96 pixels in length or width

>>150245601
bundesfraud merchants... i kneel

>>150245601
how are you still seething about this? you dont even support leverkusen lol

>>150245650
seething?

>>150245601
he's going to be fine.

>>150245660
yes

>>150245630
without zelensky there? think most we get is a comment on the wheelchair guy

>>150245164
lost again kuwait!

>>150245676
Fuck me now I feel old

>>150245690
usually all we get is liversissies seething over isak and manure customer delusions so kraut banter is a welcome distraction

>>150245676
>>150245687
is this some inside joke for old fags?

>>150245714
he do be a one season wonder
quintessentially bundes to be a one season wonder

>>150245716
we don't sign our posts here

TERRIBLE day to be a mentally ill ABL

is this supposed to prove you ARENT still seething? lmao

>>150245736
you are clearly raging and not him

>>150245736
>still
I really don't get it
that was my first post itt

>>150245716
It's not even a 4chan meme, google losing the game meme

>>150245434
After they beat Fulham first game last season him and Keane were saying Man U would be above Liverpool, now they've gone to this

>n-no u
kek

>i have never posted in /epl/ before
KEK

>>150245772
>>i have never posted in /epl/ before
I post like once a week, usually after big games

>>150245783
just ignore the seething sperg he will reply to get the last word in for the next 3 hours if you let him

>>150245793
he stopped replying directly when I gloated about my (you)s
made me lol

>>150245803
>>150245783
here i am, replying to you directly. you have been seething about wirtz going to liverpool since before he even signed for them lol. you need to see a mental health professional. when dave is on your side, you know you're in a hole.

>>150245816
what the hell are you blabbering about

>>150245823
don't gaslight my friend

>>150245757
i have full grasp on the situation now, you have my thanks.

>>150245823
>STILL seething
kek

>dave is back to fantasising about interracial sex again
KEK

semenyo is a nigger but ekitike he's the next Henry

So "Wirtz wasn't world class in gameweek 1" is another ABL cope LMAO. This is gonna be a long season for our resident Mancunian seether.

>>150245843
me studying this post

>>150245853
>wasn't world class
weird way of saying he was liverpool's worst player. against palace too.

>i am NOT seething about Wirtz!
>*opens my Wirtz folder to post one of my dozens of Wirtz images*
kek

>>150245874
Yeah he was shit against Palace 2bf. He only got one assist. Terminate his contract IMO.

Love this based lil nigga

>>150245881
>>*opens my Wirtz folder to post one of my dozens of Wirtz images*
I don't save images

Have any ABLs commented on how Bournemouth should have been down to 10 men? Did they miss that bit?

>>150245890
You're arguing with Citymong who spent months shitposting in /bundes/ that City were getting Wirtz just to get SNUBBED

>>150245903
finally someone who understands

>>150245910
we need Florian and Cole Palmer to each do an IQ test

>>150245917
still baffled by that
on the US broadcast they mentioned the refs or whatever said it wasnt a red card because it wasn't denial of a "clear" goalscoring opportunity
ok that's debatable.... but they didn't even give him a yellow. or a foul. in fact they gave a foul against ekitike

>>150245765
2026/27
>midtable is good for amorim, he needs to consolidate
>you can’t expect miracles with this budget

Finally, shitposting about a match instead of transfers

>>150245940
>on the US broadcast they mentioned the refs or whatever said it wasnt a red card because it wasn't denial of a "clear" goalscoring opportunity
>ok that's debatable.... but they didn't even give him a yellow. or a foul. in fact they gave a foul against ekitike

This is actually PGMOL lying to cover their own arses too

We heard the actual audio and they didn't mention the "not a goalscoring opportunity" thing. Michael Oliver said it bounced off his leg and was accidental contact

But PGMOL is a racket that protects its own

>>150245937
desu liverpool came out of nowhere, he never talked about them before
I personally thought he was going to Real Madrid, I'm surprised that Real didn't even try to go for him with Kroos and Modric gone

It was a denial of a goal scoring opportunity though.
It’s like when Saliba got sent off against Bournemouth last year despite it being on the halfway line too.

>>150245940
They lied, basically. The initial call was "double bounce", meaning the ball came off the player's thigh and then hit his arm, which as per the rules is not a handball. Jamie Carragher has an earpiece that is tuned into VAR so he got to hear their deliberation and the decision they made and relayed to the referee was the 'double bounce' one. The VAR (a proud Newcastle fan who has been on the payroll of Man City's owners btw) ruled on the first instance of handball, NOT the one where he lunged out and slapped the ball to prevent the goalscoring opportunity.

Later, Jamie Carragher revealed that the VAR team had put out a release that said the reason was "it wasn't a clear DOGSO" and he rightfully pointed out that they were lying, because he had heard their decision making in the moment and relayed it to the broadcast in real time.

>>150245937
man city got cherki who's better, cheaper and not a brainlet

new signing check-in
>ekitike
very good game, dropped deep and did a lot of good linkup play. very impressed. sort of gave me firmino vibes at times
>frimpong
not bad. didnt offer that much going forward but defended well enough
>kerkez
very rash tackle that got him the yellow. will get better i'm sure but not a great showing from him, right to be subbed for robertson
>wirtz
not his best game but not many chances to get involved
>chiesa
like a new signing la

>>150245964
When will PGMOL be held accountable?

>>150245989
Never, they have no oversight and they get to mark their own homework

>>150245964
>>150245985
yeah they obviously made a huge error, they checked the first "handball" then said ok all good, which it was all good for the record, and must have turned off the feed before the part where the guy was playing basketball
whether you want to call that error just an error or actual rigging, up to you. i lean more towards they're all just extremely incompetent and aren't rigging it on purpose, they're just so bad at their jobs it looks like it

>>150245980
You'll remember the exact same foul as the Saliba one happened to Liverpool a week later and was ruled not a DOGSO.

why do they persecute me so

>>150246032
Because you're homeless, Dave

>>150245940
He literally slapped the ball lmao, it's as clear as Suarez v Ghana

>>150246009
Maddening
>>150246032
Shouldn’t have been racist to Semenyo lad

>>150246067
yeah i know. i'm saying the debatable apart was whether it was actually a denial of a goal scoring opportunity (it was) but i can see how that can go either way. the inexcusable part is that he wasnt even carded or even whistled for a foul. in fact liverpool were whistled for a foul

>>150246021
Once is an error. Fact is, there's a pattern of the PGMOL cheating against Liverpool at this point.

Referee who waved play on for this kick to the chest? Michael Oliver.

>>150246095
idk man i think every club gets fucked by extremely dubious VAR decisions every year to the point where i think its just pure incompetence like i said, not active rigging
(and i say this as a liverpool customer)

>>150246095
Isn’t he bought/paid for by Qatar/Saudi Arabia?

>>150246114
UAE, he is paid by Man City's owners to referee in the summer

racist bastard. great work from the stewards that they were able to find him in the crowd

>>150246121
Shameful of me to throw out two middle eastern countries and not even come close to getting it right

>>150246132
you gotta be the biggest fucking retard on earth to be allegedly racist in a fucking wheelchair and roll up to the guy when all the cameras are on him cause he's about to make a throw in
guy needs to learn to blend into the crowd and do some covert monkey noises, can't just roll up to him like that and say whatever he said
well he's probably gonna get banned for life so i guess he won't have a chance to improve his racist taunts, too bad.

>>150246095
He won the ball.

>>150246132
glad to see that disabled spastic got put in his place. never insult our black millionaires instead

>>150246132
>inb4 it's a henderson situation and he just called him a cunt

>>150246108
>Jota against Chelsea
>Jota against Leicester
>Keita against Leicester
>Doku kick
>Rodri handball
>Tarkowski against MacAllister
>MacAllister's red card that was later overturned for a normal 50/50
>Ross Barkley on Henderson
>Andy Robertson being physically attacked by a linesman at half-time (Robertson was booked for this)
>Pickford against Van Dijk
>Gomez fouled by Tete
>Odegaard basketball
>The Diaz incident that was so bad it led to an organisation-wide reform on communication protocol
These are just the ones I can think off of the top of my head. And I don't think I even listed any David Coote stuff there.

does big brother even allow us to know what exactly was said by the wheelie to semenyo?
or do we just collectively seeth about racism because everyone else is doing it?
what if he just leaned in to tell him "you're gonna miss the throw bitch!" or maybe "have a jog back to where you came from"?

>>150246209
yeah those were all awful. and VAR makes similar bad decisions every weekend in most games. that's all i'm trying to say, the whole PGMOL crew and all the referees are incompetent top to bottom.
you actually forgot one that really pissed me off, the jones tackle against spurs i think that was 2 years ago? the one where he got sent off and jota too which was also kind of dubious iirc, matip had the own goal in the last second

>>150246258
I also forgot about Mings studs-raking Gakpo in the chest and the referee giving him a yellow for it. And Harry Kane on Robertson.

>>150246209
>These are just the ones I can think off of the top of my head
>i wasnt saving those in a txt file for the decade
>i dont have wembs either
>we always get refballed to death
so like any other prem team then?

>>150246290
forgot about those too desu
the VAR crew should not be PGMOL referees, instead an outside party, because it's been proven time and time again the VAR guys will protect their own

>>150246325
some of us watch football 190

>>150246330
remember the VAR tech telling the actual professional referees that they were making a mistake during the Diaz incident and they just ignored him and kept repeating "can't do anything. can't do anything. can't do anything"? These decisions weren't mistakes.

>>150246347
and the the fuck is that supposed to mean? like the burger said - every clubs gets fucked by var

>>150246163
it was a weird thing to do allegedly do

>>150246376
you arent as clever as you think you are, 190

>>150246347
>remember the VAR tech telling the actual professional referees that they were making a mistake during the Diaz incident and they just ignored him and kept repeating "can't do anything. can't do anything. can't do anything"? These decisions weren't mistakes.
yeah i do remember that. and there's probably many mistakes like that that happened to other clubs, i just don't really remember them cause i'm not a customer of those clubs and don't watch every game
(although the diaz one was beyond egregious i can't deny that)
i'm not even trying to defend PGMOL or the refs or VAR or anything i just think the whole thing is rotten top to bottom and it affects ALL clubs

https://www.tiktok.com/@celxyaa7/video/7522550333889858822

vvvvvvvvvgh

>>150246441
It just so happens that the majority of those making the decisions against Liverpool are from Manchester or are literally on the payroll of the UAE or are caught on camera saying how much they hate Liverpool and their manager. Pure coincidence.

>>150246460
>tik tok
lad.

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/premier-league-matchweek-1-15th-18th-august-2025.489161/page-16

Lots of gold here lads

>>150246471
well unfortunately the league is too big to get purely neutral referees, they got jared gillett from australia a year or two ago and even he is a liverpool supporter i think and can't do liverpool games
in a perfect world you'd have a team of foreign referees with zero attachments to any club in england but that's pretty impossible in todays day and age

>>150246517
>the league is so massive that all the referees have to come from Greater Manchester
big brain take

>>150246528
that's not what i said at all, but okay

>>150246460
Can't view this in my country. webm?

>>150246471
where else are we gonna find thirdie kino?

>>150246578
you're too dumb for this conversation

>>150245910
>I don't save images
>instead has 'kartoffeln auf die 1' in his search history 382 times since the transfer window opened

>>150246701
>>150246701
>>150246701

>>150246719
Kek

>>150246474
That IRELANDUNITED account posts exactly like Dave and it's freaky