Thread 150239116

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Remember to throw a hissy fit, shoot down balloons, count the debnts of your favourite football club and jinx the opposition at Fantacalcio

>same obsessions
>same unfunny "memes"
It's actually sad

Also Forza Milan!

>>150239116 (OP)
Great hairline!

only the real G's will watch Sassuolo vs Catanzaro

negru

cannoli

>spiritual jude gino pozzo sells polenta-Jj to actual juden
what are the implications of this?

>Friedkin Group account posts with comments enabled for the first time in years
I'm nooticing

Kkokkoma Muani

>>150239184
literally have an alarm on my phone set for kickoff already, it's gonna be lit, or shall i say, mea lvx

Skooma Muani

o empooli

>>150239254
fpbp

Any Italo's have experience with the Biscottini art store? The wife bought something from there and it seemed genuine.

The Neapolis kit blue is a good looking blue I’ll give them that.

OPTA’s Serie A title prediction

• 35% – Inter
• 13.7% – Napoli
• 12.5% – Atalanta
• 10.5% – Roma
• 7.5% – Juventus
• 7.3% – Milan

>chronically pants-shitting chivu
>winning the title

>>150239287
Gondola scored!

kys grimolli
kys negruani
kys twinkazzo

>>150239343
Kevin already got fat lmao

hahahahahha

god I've missed top tier calcio like this

>>150239450
Pls watch Telstar - PEC tonight

>>150239412
I love how everytime these charts dealing with Serie A television rights never include data from before Calciopoli

cant wait for jj negru twitter to shill for martial

>>150239412
Daz- eh piracy literally killed serie a

>>150239507
>jj negru twitter
Max Statman (one of Adamo's many personalities)?

Sassuolo (4-3-3): Turati; Walukiewicz, Romagna, Muharemovic, Doig; Koné, Ghion, Boloca; Berardi, Laurienté, Fadera. All.: Grosso.
Catanzaro (4-3-3): Pigliacelli; Frosinini, Brighenti, Antonini, Di Chiara; Pontisso, Petriccione, Rispoli; Liberali, Iemmello, Nuamah. All.: Aquilani.

>>150239592
6 of these are sex offenders

>>150239592
scouting some fanta prospects

>>150239592
>Catanzaro with 11 Italians

Friday night plans??

What's Max Statman's take on the BF6 open beta maps being too "tight"?

>>150239628
can't be having that, loan half the team to Serie J and sign Nbungu and Jovavojovic

>>150239149
>unfunny "memes"
how dare you
should i spend my NEETbux on Fallout 3 from Steam? Back in the days of smol hard drives my brotherino deleted my save from our 360 before i could beat it

>>150239653
Lecce vs Juve Stabia fra, then a nice walk along the seashore

>>150239653
Was typing this out while you asked

ITS FRIDAY MUTHAFUCKA, WATAYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>PLAYAN
Ninja Gaiden Ragebound
>WATCHAN
Been watching a ton of those typical Jason Statham movies recently. Not particularly gud, but enjoyable nonetheless. That being said, going to watch the new Dexter Resurrection tonight with a fren.
>LISTENAN
Back on the Bossa Nova, perfect for this kind of weather with a cold drink in your hand (not Esthathe doe)
>READAN
Precviews for the various football leagues starting up and a book on the Portuguese colonization of Africa.
>EATAN
Ordered some chinky takeout to eat with my fren
>DRINKAN
Belgian beero's
>FAPPAN
Erotic Expedition 33 fanfic's
>FEELAN
I've been crushing so goddamn hard on some girl I met at the beach while walking my dogs for the last month, and I can't stand it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QezSPk7SPBM

>>150239628
>>150239592
free streaming for those who don't know, use a shitalian vpn:
https://www.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/evento/calcio/sassuolo-catanzaro-live_10222534102k.shtml

>>150239653
wrige master thesis and lager on go to city centre to get some tourist girsl for the night

>face half in the light, half in the dark
Bravo Arne...

>>150239592
>sassy yolo-catanzaro at mapei stadium
>spalti vuoti
there's literally nobody in the tribuna and you can make out individual voices from the curva, even for first round of Coppa Italia I'd expect one or two people
do people in Reggio Emilia really hate Sassy that much or is it just indifference?

>>150239767
>do people in Reggio Emilia really hate Sassy that much or is it just indifference?
the club is not even based in the city itself; Sassuolo is located about 30 km south of Reggio Emilia and is not helped by the fact that it has essentially been a non-professional club throughout most of its existence with a tiny fanbase
plus I think the people of Reggio also hate them for basically taking control of the stadium and for being generally associated with the corrupt scoundrels at FIGC

>>150239767
It's ferragosto fra, but yes the stands are generally empty for coppa italia matches

>>150239735
>joining a league renown for its subpar defending
>joining a team where you will get 100 minutes of playing time the whole season if you're lucky
which serie a team is going to get him on loan with an option to buy cheaper than what liverpool paid in a few seasons time? Assuming his crusader doesn't get De Molay'd.

Have any of you schizos tried the new Colgate total reformulation? I ran out of the older version but I heard people in Reddit claiming the new one fucks you up and its been banned in Brazil and Argentina so I’m not sure about extending it or signing a new toothpaste on free transfer.

>>150239655
He's the one monitoring the data behind the locked class lobbies

>>150239901
i'm a crestchad

Golazo from Doig

reggiana's keeper is on crack

can't wait to be at the stadium again

How's it fucking possible that only people playing closed weapon matches have any idea on how to work as a team?

Ilie WTF

>>150240083
well, fuck.

>>150240083
please understand, he's just returned from a holiday in the neverlands

>>150239901
bring it on for a year on part-ownership, sharing is caring

Somebody just stabbed Dusan Vlahovic in the streets of Turin!

>>150240255
The UK is crack countru, we're in it for all your synthetic needs though

too autistic?
or... not autistic enough?

il mio potere

Cornered this negru trying to heat up satay sauce, what do I do with him?!?!?!?!

What would happen if Rommel roamed the streets of Borgerhout?

>>150240374
God I forgot about that jolly negro.

Arrivederci

>>150240374
Can he play leftback? If so send him to Jj

hehe sise

>>150240374
administer corrective discipline, then sell to Jj for 65 million eurinos

nihao

>>150240387
I assume you osserva this match

>>150240374
Ask him what are the socioeconomic factors behind Milan's downfall

>>150240410
Ann-ACK!

>>150239653
been watching You. Good amount of fiketta

wtf Adamo Luciano looks like THAT?!

>>150240445
>Max Statman logo out of nowhere
He's the Skull Face of Jj fandom

>AS Roma has decided to keep Koné: there are no conditions to continue the negotiation with Inter
get fucked Massara

>>150240519
What's Twinkazzo's input about this very unsupermercato-like behaviour? A trust his Coop oriented point of view on the matter

penals coming up

>>150240585
once that ball comes out of the stratosphere then I think I'm gonna take him out my fanta

Me? I always pronounce Laurientè with a Scottish accent when reading it in my head

Lazio bro’s …

>>150240671
If Roma doesn't win its own triplete it's probably going to be the biggest choke in football's history

>>150240671
literally free money waiting to be made

total stutter run up death

A Scotsman made a song about stutter benuldies having to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7zgSFX0T8

the fucking state of this shootout

With Kone and Gasperini Roma is literally the clear favorite to win everything its competing for but guaissimi a dirlissimo

>>150240519
they didn't like the idea of 30m + Asslani to be paid in 35 comfortable installments?

Interbros, Nico Gonzalez is still available, but you have to move fast!

Serie Ass winning odds

>Multiple sources report that Roma have decided to keep Manu Koné and terminate negotiations for a sale to Inter.

>#Inter will look for a transfer opportunity, but at the moment ‘does not feel a complete need to sign another player’.

I have zero desire for the season to start

>Friedkin family considers Koné not for sale after Gian Piero Gasperini indicated Manu as crucial player
Lmao Massara actually thought he could shift the blame to Gasperini.
I still hate the son of a whore but great move.

>>150241012
Me neither, but I just need one funny thing to happen to a team I dislike and I'll fully lock in

>>150241012
lmao what was that stunt all about, they are the ones who offered him to Inter

NEROVERDI NEROVERDI

>>150241070
played like shit, going head to head with a Serie B team with 18/19 year olds as starters

>>150241012
cant wait for the tranny window to close

>Geoff Keighley confirms 7 games set for ONL on tuesday alongside Fallout season 2 and a Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 music performance.
I'll be there

>Hire Juric
>Now over twice as likely mathematically to get relegated than Roma kek

>LECCE (4-3-3): Falcone; Kouassi, Gaspar, Tiago Gabriel, Gallo; Coulibaly, Pierret, Helgason; Pierotti, Krstovic, Banda. Allenatore: Eusebio Di Francesco
>JUVE STABIA (4-4-2): Confente; Ruggero, Bellich, Stabile, Carissoni; Mannini, Leone, Battistella, Mosti; Piscopo, Candellone. Allenatore: Ignazio Abate

Camardabros...

>>150241012
>I have zero desire for the season to start
something most of /seriea/ can agree with

Hello Mr Twinkazzo, we are aware that you are back from Langley and given new field operation instructio.... I mean back from your "summer vacations". For your information peter thiel recently became the majority share holder of COOP supermarkets, we have now state of the art shoplifting counter measures. We have palentir running on all our locations along with top ai face recognition (not even the atlantic council has this) and on top of that based on our machine learning models we can infer if you have the intention to shoplift and how many green apples you want to steal, having said that I recommend you tread lightly Mr Twinkazzo.
P.S everyone in coop is also hyped about the release of wheat flour wonderland, maybe you can find some distracted employees in the coming month ;)

>>150241129
ONL?

>>150241220
Opening Night Liguria

>he now has to steal unfunny jokes from germanon
Oh well

Good evening, Twinkazzo 47.
Your next contract takes you to Lisbon, where a covert summit is underway between senior architects of the Neo-Atlantic Compact, an informal alliance aiming to rebrand Atlanticism as a lifestyle brand, complete with merchandise drops, curated playlists, and deeply neoliberal "healing retreats."
The venue: an exclusive beta event of Hello Kitty Island Adventures: IRL Edition, hosted aboard a decommissioned NATO submarine, now repurposed as a floating Sanrio-themed resort.
Your targets:
Ambassador Clive Rennox: Former oil lobbyist turned "empathy strategist." He's using the game's emotional leveling system to test NATO-aligned loyalty metrics under the guise of self-care.
Dr. Felina Dupont: Behavioral economist and lead designer of "Friendship as Foreign Policy", a gamified doctrine currently undergoing stealth deployment in multiplayer servers.
Hello Kitty: Or rather, the AI persona currently running her social media accounts. She's no longer just a mascot, she’s a fully sentient soft power weapon, and she knows who you are.
Mission Objectives:
- Infiltrate the submarine as an invited "Kawaii Geopolitical Influencer."
- Disrupt the Atlanticist narrative embedded in the game’s story mode.
- Eliminate all targets with zero detection.
- Escape undetected (preferably via swan-shaped paddleboat)
Optional Objective:
-Collect all 12 limited-edition My Melody CryptoCharms. ICA believes they contain encrypted diplomatic briefings.
Intel Notes:
You’ll find a concealed outfit in the gift shop, a modified Sanrio staff uniform lined with ballistic gel and sequins. Keep a low profile, maintain your cover, and remember: your charm stat is maxed out, but your enemies are still vulnerable to silence and subtlety.

Good luck, Twinkazzo.

>musah - pavard swap deal
Who would say no?

>>150241413
Why not Yildiz? Perfect sub for Leao and Allegri rates him

>>150241428
Milan needs a cb

>Who would say no?
Frank-Jürgen Richter (former director of the World Economic Forum) of the Horasis think tank for one.

>believing merde and their printed rags
when will you learn?

>>150241453
No it doesn't, there hasn't been a single better defending lineup than Milan's in Serie A's history

>Mussolini chose jersey number 22

The absolute madman kek

remember when fellow Interbros gaslit me for months that Pavard was good

mo Pavard isn't good

All the WEF talk but nobody mentions Philipp Hildebrand
>>150241466
(You)

Kino, cringe or meh?

>>150241622
breddy gud, always had a soft spot for Villa

>>150241659
I think it would be better with just the Lion nut the full badge since its a third kit

hitler mussolini is on right now

>>150241622
>>150241659
>>150241679
Please move to /epl/

>>150241705
>two idiotic criminals deciding about europes future
Its actually scary

>>150241796
Is it? What do your friends on Hello Kitty Island Adventure have to say about it

really not ready for a season of Columbus

>>150241720
shouldnt you be in /ere/

>>150241818
Ask belgio he is the geopolitical expert here no?

>>150241796
is this about thei nfamous grimtoli again?

>>150241882
Last I checked he only had 20 hours on Hello Kitty Island Adventure so I don't think he's that knowledgeable

Why is chiesa not playing?

>>150242090
He's on his way to Milan

>>150242090
Slot is Racist

Arne Slot hates Italians, he only bought Lions to ruin a Italian talento

>>150242135
just like Italiano does with polish players

>>150242148
Don't mean any offense, but it's not like you have to work very hard to keep Polish players from becoming greats

I keep pooping balls (not the ones abducted after goals)

>>150242230
Are you transitioning into a deer?

Fun fact: Ekitike is a palindromic name

if he was called Valentino Carbone he'd be correctly valued 6m

>>150242174
Just like with dutch players choking in finals!

What if he was called Valentino Esposito?

Etikkie

>>150242722
Etiktok

Étiktok

Ekitikaga

Backfield, Bremer coming back is basically a new signing….

You now remember the kino comeback in the Leipzig game in which he got injured

>>150242884
Luckiest game ever, conceded 20 chances in the last 10 minutes

Why did he have to ruin everything...

Carbonino

always rated Valentino Carbone me

>>150241303
ceramica

Fun fact: Gakpo is a name

Gakpoo

>>150241796
>Let natonegrus undermine europes sovereignity
>decisions are being made without europe
wow who could have predicted that one

How many hours gained on Belgio?

If he farted he'd be called Mark Scuregge

*flies by*

>Inter Milan only want to sign Udinese defender Oumar Solet on loan due to an ongoing sexual assault investigation.

everywhere i go i must also rape.

If he farted he'd be called Mark Rufter

>Liverpoop losing
:)

>Arne losing
:(

>Calafiori, Comuzzo, Bastoni, Leoni
Catenacciobros we are so back

>Liverpool losing
:)

>Arne winning with Jj post-Tudor in February 2026
:)

>>150241622
>>150241679
you already posted this exact thing in /eplel/ /trannies/ bro

François Modesto has unfollowed Clairo on Instagram.

>>150243509
Miary Zo mentioned?

KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK KERK

HE IS BACK

DNA moment

players ynr

Fryderyk Kościół, a great polish player

Kirken is back

Arne won.

Wtf, Van Bronckhorst is assistant???

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>dumb SFINTER insta whore @elenazenii has a heckin wholesome group of multicultural friends (some Italian chuds to patronize and cuck with her BLACKED fren) and a fat ugly dyke to keep around as a pity pet. look at her having heckin fun with her heckin friendrinos!!! i will give her my grandfather's pension just because she's so beautiful and shieeeet
inshallah this bitch gets culturally enriched in a dark alley one day by a negru

uwu im so heckin cute and beautiful and i deserve the world and shit please ignore the fact im already deep into my 20s and will be biologically geriatric before i know it. please worship me!!1

i hope she anheros once she hits 30 and no one cares to pay her to exist anymore

the Zerby lost lel

what no carbonara does to a starving nigga

I legitimately can't think of a more pathetic poster than the Greek incel lol

Sleep tight /seriea/, only 7 days, 19 hours and 4 minutes until calcio is back!

>>150244641
>>150244675
>>150244724
dude stop wasting your time with these hoes, eat something

I unironically fr fr no cap legitimately like for real can't think of a poster more deserving of being raped to death than than you you fucking cunt

>>150244904
this fucking BLACKED whore's existence makes my blood boil and i can't calm down.

real schizo hours

she's not even pretty lol

>>150245150
looks like a tranny if i'm being honest

still would thoughever

>Kostic is closer to STAYING at Juventus. [Schira]
Spotify playlist to cope with this news?

And with this goal we are apposto for another 8 months

>>150245295
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (Original Video Game Score)

Trump solved the ukraine war like allegri solved soccer but poorfags will deny both

>It's Muttuidi that wants to leave
Oh now how can we convince him otherwise?!

>>150246053
I'm so mad he's joining Roma!
Fucking steal I am so mad hahaha!

Deleting my Muttuidi folder or moving it to the Riomma subfolder?

>>150246183
you think makeney voted for Kamala?

>>150241168
GODmarda assist

>>150246228
Imagine the Belgian posting if Koop did this

>>150246270
He was obviously just trying out the new sliding mechanic from BF6

>>150246270
>>150246284
Still not as slapsticky as this >>150246228

anyone has sturaro lost in time and space?

>>150246393
Based, thank you

01:22 and I have just been reminded of those last seasons of SLandro...

>>150246439
I remember Molinaro's and De Ceglie's

I am pre-planting memories of Molina

>>150246469
t.Liquid Ducciolot

Interbros we are fucking massive

>>150246612
Why does the Visual Capitalist logo look like some guy's binoculars zooming on a black twerking butt

What would the Visual Atlanticist logo look like?

Chiesa redemption season has begun.

2am matchmaking or 4am jJ friendly in America?

Lamborghini (Baby) Fenomeno V12

Is giovanni the secret schizo genius signing this year?

bald dutch haters and fedex haters btfooo

Rumor: Inter tied to Bucic

>Chiesa blames judentus for last year's flop
lol based

Good morning!

>Confirmed: done deal for Davide Calabria to Panathinaikos. He will sign a three-year contract.
For Okafor, there is Fenerbahce, which has also made an initial offer to both the player and Milan. The Rossoneri are standing firm, not wanting to let him go.
>AC Milan forward Marko Lazetic lands in Scotland today as he will undergo a medical at Aberdeen tomorrow. If all goes well, he will join Aberdeen on a permanent free transfer - AC Milan will keep a significant sell-on clause up to 50%
First assist for Milan talent Camarda.
>Sandro Sabatini, speaking to Radio Sportiva: "If you ask me who’s better between Hojlund and Vlahovic, for me today Vlahovic is still better. It’s true that Milan needs a striker, but keep in mind that this new version of Leao is Leao as a central forward."
Milan v Cremonese sold out!
>Serie A classification 2025/26, the current forecasts of Opta: Milan in 6th place

>>150251978
It's Palestinentus.
Palestinentus.
Israeli and Jews are winners, they rule the world and are based as fuck, something Palestinentus fans and Palestinentus itself wish they were.

What the FUCK do you mean we play today, I'm not mentally ready yet
>Koopmeiners e Kelly verso una maglia da titolare

>>150252646
Based Igor Mordor trying to get Koopmeiners lynched by a mob of seething bricklayers

>little Lions gone
>Grace kelly also 7 fantacazzos

I still haven't set up my fanta yet waiting for the very last moment

>>150252831
When are you guys going to surrender to Russia?

>played against team called ndrangheta.
>one of their players had albanese in his nick.

many such cases

?

>>150252831
try 40

>>150253025
I'd rather not

>>150253025
terrone palestinese di merda

pigged out near the fridge again, the Polaretti stock has been thoroughly depleted

17 and rainy. :^)

25 and rainy :^)

>polaretti
>not giuntoli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bGE1p-dL1E
Did you know Hello Kitty Island Adventures has weather mechanics?!

>>150253088
for me its chinaman left overs or frozen pizza

>buy grapes
>they are sour
I feel like a serie a director of sporting operations

>Al-Hilal are preparing to pay the €25M termination fee in the contract of Aleksandar Mitrović.

>no transfer fee making furlanZ and cardinalZ happy
>not a high wage
>can talk with modric and pavlovic
>better than vlaho or højlund
Milan should go for him

>>150253255
Milan is already buying Yildiz, with AlleGOD he scores 80 goals a season like he did 2 eyars ago

>Pisa, a 20-year-old Palestinian woman has died, who arrived on the night between August 13 and 14 from the Gaza Strip on an Italian Air Force flight. Admitted in serious condition due to malnutrition, she was urgently hospitalized at Cisanello Hospital, but her condition immediately appeared critical
What does the average Juventus or as I like to call it Palestinentus and a filthy Palestinian have in common? They are both losers and both are starving to death lol

mo I'm supposed to believe shitalia has an air force

>>150253298
I had a pair of black Air Force back in highschool

how many inter will score today vs olymbiacos?

>a dutch fag talking shit about the greatest country in the world
lmao

>>150253419
holy shitalian terrone

>>150253424
meglio terrone che coglione come te

>>150253427
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how many fingers did your shitalian dad lose in the Fiat factory? Or even better how many times did that skank you call mom get raped by mafia members? You shitalians are fucking pathetic

>>150253427
smoked that freak

>>150253471
This you? Damn you are pathetic

god it's so easy to bait the spaz and get free (you)s

>>150253287
@Grok is this true

kys grimolli

quello marrone

>>150254032
but enough about bbilan's recruitment motto

Inter should sign Greenwood

Peuge-ACK

If it was your dad's birthday this week, what kind of drink would you buy him? Whisky, genever, gin, brandy?

>Ternana, Triestina and Rimini facing points deductions and fines already
Mighty Serie Caos is back

>>150254276
what feyenoord players chugged before the fenerbahce game

>>150254276
cognac

One challenge left in this beta :)

4 objectives left this season :)

>>150254498
Not a bad idea!

>>150254276
Mapei /cyc/ling cap

>another two palestinian football players killed
Why are they so shit at defending? Should >we as the glorious nation of Shitaly teach them how to defend?

Mapei syrup

mapi syrup

Reminder to sign up for the closed Marvel Tokon beta

this is a Tekken general

Why the fuck do RPGs do so little damage lol
I have to be pinpoint accurate and hit a player if I want to one shot him wtf

>Fuscaldo
who lol

>>150255124
For a second I saw Joao Mario and wondered who the fuck that was

>>150254997
>not teaching how to refball

>>150255124
Juventus' SMDs are overdoing it with italics
Duccio #2 is struggling already to read half of what is written in the first two lines

>>150255344
just read your obituary and nobody would miss you if you died

>>150255442
Indonesia, Suriname or Morocco?

>>150255064
You aren't gonna miss the matches today, right

>>150255605
*motions effeminately*

osserva

>>150255613
Bullseye

>>150255630
this will last past midnight I think Jesus Christ, how do I explain watching Tekken for 8+ hours

>Juventus have been following Matt O’Riley for a long time, even Giuntoli made two concrete attempts to sign him.
>His agent and father even visited Continassa between March and April to discuss the midfielder’s future.
t.Matt Mo' Retto

Every sinew...

>>150255986
>even Giuntoli made two concrete attempts
Never unrated a player any more instantly

>>150256050
This is literally the best side Serie A has ever seen in its 100 years history. If Allegri doesn't win the shitalian triplete, doesn't set the record for most points, least goals conceded and most goals scored we can safely talk about the biggest, most humiliating fallimentozzo in human history

>Insigne still waits for Sarri
beyond desperate
>Isaksen still ded
Gareth Bale hattrick later today, I feel it in my bones

Hwo? Gaped and raped

Might koop

>>150256159
Where in Zurich is this sold?

>>150256159
does the helloy kitty weigh more than the twinkazzo

Roma (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Ghilardi, Mancini, Ndicka; Rensch, Pisilli, Cristante, Angelino; Dybala, Soulé; Ferguson.

Juve's transfer srategy explained:
>young
>black
>you never heard of him

>>150256239
you forgot overpriced

>>150256239
I hope for Jjust to buy as many blackies as possible just to see pedo chuds like you malding and crying

>>150256170
yeah, but in the dark it does not glow with the same institutional optimism

>be turdie
>obsessed with blacks
Funny how this plays out every time

We did it le seriea! We posted the unfunny again

Woah...

Jade's game is cancelled...

>girls named after gemstones
never again

Didn't Jade already leave a while back?

>>150256444
Don't post pictures of me and my family singing the anthem while we refrain from filing tax returns, thanks

>>150256470
>https://youtu.be/L2y1wk5EB6U
Dont feel jaded

>>150256556
Are you ok with Drake being a pedo or you don't care

He's ok with Drake *because* he is a pedo

Oh Really scored

>>150256470
>>150256496
>Michael Patcher
So not only it's going to be released at impressively good conditions, but Jade's also back and will include a hand-written love letter to every gamer that boots her game

he's losing his mind lole

/seriea/ is Team Dragunov

ssseh

Soulè the Bedouins slayer

>>150256863
0 chances he beats N*na... it's over

>>150256863
Your past is wild buddy, if I were you I’d tread lightly John. Lotta fucked up shit in your file…. Especially your family members, but that has nothing to do with you so I won’t say anything… but some weird fucking shit man.

Successfully owled
Based Ulsan von der Layen

Watching pre-season friendlies is psychotic

Man City vs Wolves? No, I’m afraid I’ll be observing the Como vs Sudtirol match.
>>150256861
imagine being this guy’s coworker

>>150257005
preseason friendlies and early coppa italia are the only thing keeping me going atm

Visit Rwanda sponsorship when

>>150257030
>Man City vs Wolves? No, I’m afraid I’ll be observing the Como vs Sudtirol match
Based as fuck

COMO (4-2-3-1): Butez; Vojvoda, Jacobo Ramon, Kempf, Alberto Moreno; Sergi Roberto, Da Cunha; Addai, Nico Paz, Jesus Rodriguez; Douvikas. Allenatore: Cesc Fabregas.

SUDTIROL (3-5-2): Adamonis; Kofler, Bordon, Giorgini; El Kaouakibi, M.Coulibaly, Tait, Casiraghi, S.Davi; Merkaj, Pecorino. Allenatore: Fabrizio Castori.

>>150257110
Bordon do >us proud and break all their legs

Please watch our sport, we're playing ze germans in the final(s)

>>150257110
P E C O R I N O
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he do be seething at white people sports, intrasting how that werks

>>150257247
penis envy or just performance enhancing arousal?

riparazione

KINO

>Cornacchini on Milan-Bari: "5,000 Bari fans in Milan? I'm not surprised."
What did he mean by this?

Lurido demone... preparati

Sirio's light? Never shone any brighter

OSSERVA

Penalty for SudTirol!

penal per me

CASIRAGHI

well that was certainly an intrasting corner set piece

>>150257878
Vojvoda is such a shitter kek

>>150256159
Cute!

>>150257560
They know San Siro is a library when bbilan plays

>>150257560
It's a derby nowadays

SCANDAL: Curva Sud will not be able to support the team like they used to this season, due to restrictions imposed by AC Milan.

CURVA SUD STATEMENT:

"Many people in recent weeks have written to us asking if the Curva Sud of recent years: passionate, colorful, with it's historic banners, it's spectacular choreography and the non-stop cheering, would be back.

Well today after a long deafening silence from the Club, we can give you some answers:
- no feedback on the new banners
- almost all old banners are banned
- blacklist with a prohibition of buying a season ticket in the Secondo Blu sector, but with the possibility to buy a season ticket in the rest of the stadium

In this list there are present:
- our vocalist
- those who prepare the choreographies
- those who play the drums
- all their relatives
- many others also included only because of the attendance at the protest in front of Casa Milan

With great sadness, with the authoritarian regime imposed on San Siro, there are not even the slightest conditions that we will be able to support the team like we used to do for decades, and like all the other supporter groups do in Italy.

We are sorry for the coach and for the team, who are the sacrificial victims of this choice by the Club; the result of a blind and unjustified repression.

Good theatre to everyone!"

What a disgrace. Fuck furlanZ and cadrinalZ

Buy Ueda Grimolli

Based Bbilan management banning the megaphonecuck

collapse

total south tyrolean headloss

oh jesus christ almighty

>SudTirol
lmao

Put Fussball Club Südtirol in the /bundes/ 2 now

Apart from separatism, what happens in Sud Tirol?

>>150258397
>separatism
lmao they are very happy to stay in Italy with a favorable tax regime

>>150258432
If it's anything like the Frisians, there probably still are old boomers fantasizing about it over glasses of whatever it is they drink there

Thoughts on krstovic as Fanta bomber?

sauna enjoyed with a beer. frozen pizza time soon

inter smashing olymbics after. ahh big gud

>>150258664
meh tier. i have gud firepower in

are there any frendrup rumours to inter in daneland?

/tv/ idea: a Dr. Who episode like the Weeping Angels one but instead it's Hello Kitty stuffies chasing you when you're not looking at them

:infinity_skull: :infinity_skull: :infinity_skull: :infinity_skull: :infinity_skull:

>>150258914
Have been since early July

https://www.tipsbladet.dk/nyhed/serie-a/transferguru-saa-dyr-er-morten-frendrup

>>150259005
okay intrasting. im impressed how gud players inter are focused on.

if krsto goes to roma then it might be a decent choice but in a small club its harder to carry

ssseh

>starts raining just before ko
LOVE IT

City has so many young talwnted players and they all look the same

not sure why atromitos are playing in the dutch kit

>they all look the same
14 points have been deducted from your Atlantic Credit Score

>not watching kino ekstraklasa
shiggy diggy

why is inter making tourneys of italy? are they a national team ?

olympiakos
atromitos
ofi

60 GB porn folder. Too much or too little?

gwen fighting with 4 atromitos players after stomping on a negru

>>150259846
That depends, is it 60gb of 4K+ content or 60GB of written Hobbit erotica?

all the benches now on the pitch, love a good scrap, this time it was caused by taty

2 reds given
fighting in the catacooms now

you are all missing on pure kino

Veluwemeer Aqueduct

>>150259990
What are you even watching?

>>150260023
Lazio v Atromitos cage match

first como then napoli and now ss lazio why cant shitalians contain themselves during friendlies

>>150259990
Sorry, I'm watching Luciano Valente (Lazio fan) ball out on every display at my disposal

>>150259884
60gb of hd content, 130 videos

I need to poop super fast so I won't miss the anti-David shitposting

>>150260038
I'm watching biel vs basilea swiss coppa kino

>>150260089
Stream?

mo everyone on x cries about Reijnders, he couldnt defend and he's perfect for city's playstyle. Everyone is happy

>>150260318
What is he listening to?

>zerbin starting over floriani
fuck sake now I'm gonna have to wait about till he comes on. my paitence has its limits

>>150260331
Bremer to my Bossa Nova playlist and Teun to a podcast about cheesemaking

freestreams-live1 watch

what is shitalians honest opinion of victor emmanuel iii

>>150260425
a disgrace, at least his son understood he wasn't wanted and decided not to bother italians anymore

gonna miss live inter game. hope i can find full match somewhere

Gatti good lord book a flight to turkey brother

why is everyone doing friendlies with Greek teams? What did I miss?

Atromitalanta

>>150260892
not sure but they certainly wont be next year, I think there has been a fight every single one

if this goddess team doesn't buy anyone, if Juric manages to qualify for a European competition they should unironically build him a statue.

>>150261108
I think they’re just going to be shit, they don’t look great today. They bit their nose off trying to spite their face with Lookman and then they’re banking on ScamH staying fit and Toure to replace Retegui

If you buy a man literally named scam cacca you deserve to get scammed desu

I don't see anyone winning this if there aren't any goals scored in the 2nd half

Pippo baud-ACK

finna fire up yet another playthrough of Cyperpunk 2077 that I wont finish

>>150261460
>tfw spent half of my day playing remastered stronghold crusader

SESSO CON PEDRITO

I hope he sarri can trick him into extending for another year

>>150260892
they are scouting greek talento

BRIGADIER FOUNTAS BRIGADIER FOUNTAS

I'm sory but Nico Gonzales has 121 cancers

>addai ded
banta already in shambles

BELGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Davide is pretty good tbqh he’s growing on me, both sides are still ass though

ICED

god i hope he's injured

dima and thuram goles.

missed game

*inaugurates the David folder*

Based rovesciata

all joao mario slander revoked because he understands the concept of passing the ball on a counter attack that eluded our wingers all of last year

Holy fuck Joao Mario did something very good here, second time he does it in the pre-season

LOUD celebrations happening right in this second in Van Eycklei,2018 Antwerpen

Cazzic is up.

*goes all in on sarriball*

>>150262227
just so you're aware, as I feel as its my duty to inform you, Taty scored a grand total of 0 (ZERO) gols in all the preseason games, Toma Basic scored more than him.

>>150262312
QRD on Provstgaard will he ever start a game?

>Playing the fanta to win
Oh sweet thing, it's played solely for owling purposes

Something tells me Douglas Lewis will get hurt and won't be sold

good zingaro gol
>>150262330
He will for certain start the first 2 games as romag is suspended. It really wouldn't surprise me if he actually managed to maintain his starting position even when romag returns because he has been solid in every game so far and has been given praise from both Sarri and other players around him. He was even shouting tactical advice during this last game, he is the real deal.

You now remember Samerd

>>150262390
I keked at this post polefren, nice

>>150262428
I got too many random screencaps of Sopranos for sure

Jj won.

Comfy game, now no more jJ for another 21 days :)

ok just bring lookman back on the team bus and that’s the scude sorted good effort lads

>>150262227
>pellegrini in 2025

which serie a team has the best anthem

>>150262206
Who's the assistmen?

How many goals did (((they))) concede?

ayo this nigga cloned himself

>>150262559
https://youtu.be/qARkPrWAqgg

>>150262559
empooli + viola

>>150262580
How about dropping both in the beautiful city of Rome? They need all the extra help they possibly need in order to qualify for the Europa League!

>>150262618
Is he better than Cristante?

Who isn't better than Cristante?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE'S ON THE PITCH

Does der anglo really think everyone is watching *his* games?

>>150262690
Musah

>>150262745
I don't know. It's hard to tell with all soccer players being homosexuals.

>he isn't watching the final few minutes of cremonese v palermo, which will likely go to penals
N G M I

Casteddu through

Shan't be watching any teams part of multi-club ownership's me

>>150262419
Thank you bong bro. QRD on Isaksen is he still starting and all is well?

>>150262764
Musah is pan

>>150262904
he did 2 days of training at the very start of preseason training then got Mononucleosis and had to go in to quarantine so he missed pretty much everything, he has only just started training by himself and hasn't been part of the group but I can imagine he will take his starting place back by september but it will take him some time get back to match fitness. People are expecting him to finally become what people expect of him this season

Isn't mono one of those diseases prevalent in the gay community?

time for penals

>>150263002
Jesus, that’s a hard hit on day 3 of pre season. Rough way to start off a new season.
Were you the bong asking for places in Rome to go eat before the summer? If yes how did it go

>>150263260
nah that was one of the scottish posters

FLORIANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sleep tight /seriea/

palermo advance AND a floriani gol. all is good in the world, sleep well fras

>>150263365
Who dis

https://x.com/FBiasin/status/1956661802143535180
bruh moment

What a papyrus

Even their "journos" are soulless

>>150263446
https://www.instagram.com/bufalika/

Fabrizi0 Bia5in

Chat is this real

A girl once spent 20 minutes licking in and around my ear on a flixbus on our way to Brugge.

VlahoGOD is literally jj's best player kekekekekekekekekekekek

>>150256050
in my mind I have never thought of Brazilians players as negrues even if they present as 90%+ negru like our fren here.
what psyop have I fallen for, like what's it actually called?

>>150262612
combine them and you basically have technobalilla

>>150264034
I thought everyone used trains over there

>>150262181
absolutely dire defending from mini-inter, cercasi difensore salario modesto

>>150257247
Is there a rule that the goalkeeper has to be over 40? Just strange to see 10 young players and one who almost looks like their mother
Also, wild to see a negru-less Dutch team
And far left is a qt

>>150264405
I am fairly sure that not one single Brazilian is in that line-up

Ulsan Vlahovic champion

Dusan VlahoBITCH

>>150264480
We do, but they're also kind of expensive compared to those busses. And I was a student back then, and as always very Jewish.

>>150264701
damn I always forget that Leao is Portuguese
nvm, he's a negru

ValdimontoneBVLLS trivmph

Great day for the unemployed

>Contestualmente, Vlahovic – secondo indiscrezioni di stampa – aveva firmato un contratto con stipendio a crescere da 7 milioni iniziali fino ai 12 milioni di euro netti che guadagnerà in questa stagione. Cifra che al lordo si traduce in oltre 22 milioni di euro.

12 million a year is 230,769.23€ a week. Every monday morning Vlahovic see’s a new green 230,769.23€ figure in his account. Must be nice.

gonna watch olymbiacos game soon.

refball against olym. few fouls not called for them

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