Thread 150240615

beavs edition

happy bud1216 mitch61 and burrito 10010!

My penguins ):

waging will be over soon

>>150240713
Stay strong brother

Detoilet wants to be my Sensies so bad

>>150240837
what is the Yzerplan of copying Dorion's homework?

My Gary :) Our Gary :)

Evil organization

The Dallas Stars lol

gary eats people

I lied and said I was raped by a hockey team tee hee!!!

Gary loves all people

connor mcdavid got raped by a hockey team twice in back to back years

>>150241001
only all the true believers (his tribe)

Yzerman might just be the dumbest GM in the league. Even dumber than Trotz.

>>150240837
this might explain why dominick was so eager to suck omar's dick

t rb was bubbblin because of b ud and that chillly easter evening

USA is winning over Canada and Sweden over Finland, almost done with the second

>>150241148
Do the insiders who live in cabins have an explanation for the Red Wings-Sharks Jake Walman thing yet? Everything else they've screwed up makes sense to me, of course he hasn't magically been able to find the next Kucherov and Point with nearly worthless draft picks

go flames

>>150241312
Not that I know of, but it's 100% because of Jake Walman doing that fag dance after winning a meaningless game.

>>150241362
fun fact: the last survivor of the charge of the light brigade, which is what the painting you posted is, died only 50 years before the flames became a team in the nhl. if he had a son he could very well be a flames fan

>lump in throat
>aches a tiny bit when i swallow
i'm getting sick brothers this is fucking gay

>>150240615 (OP)
Nice Beaver(s)

Test

>>150241397
I bet all of their sons are Flames fans

I walked through blood and bones

>>150241397
>Bunch of dumbasses overconfidently ride into an artillery barrage and all die
just like the flames

>>150241409
Drink 4 liter of water in the next 8 hours and you'll feel fine tomorrow.

>>150241445
-ies

bud + 1 = trb

>>150241487
Blue Jackets over Flames in the finals this year

>>150241926
Cute!

>>150241926
Well we know that beaver ain't Indian

beavers are a nuisance

trb and omar kissing in a tree

>>150242481
>no jonnei hokkei

>>150242597
johnny passed

well /hoc/?

>first name is Mats
I can't take that seriously

>>150242757
One lead horrific Maple Leafs teams to two conference semifinals and two conference finals.

The other one "lead" the best Maple Leafs teams in 40 years past the 1st round twice.

canadian goaltending

>>150242778
Cope hes swedish so he has multiple personalities

>>150242682
Who did he pass it to?

this swede fellating swede is such a marner gimmick

GUMP FUCKS
PENS SUCKS
DUCKS ARE DUCKS

>>150243189
Sean HIggins

>>150241926
/span/ chads run this site

>>150243346
Did he score?

USA beat Canada

>>150242757
Maple Leaf franchise records are pathetic for a team that has been around since season 1

Oh look we lost in a shootout for the ten billionth time

bud beat trb
samir beat omar
copey beat dylan
arson beat sam
cock addiction beat randy

>>150243385
We sure did, and I hope they enjoy getting beaten by Finland in the bronze medal match

Imagine all the Canadian pedos at that tournament.
How many blubbery old Torey mouths did those poor Canadian kids have to allow to suck their cocks to earn roster spots?
How many Canadian dads told their sons it was "Just part of your development"?
Canadian hockey has more creepy gay perverts than a Nickelodeon casting room.

>>150243889
fuck off nerd

>>150243908
You're right:
USA Hockey is only marginally less pedo gay than Hockey Canada.

>>150243889
trb still bubblin' bout his rape by bud

>The rebuilding Red Wings who''ve missed the playoffs 9 seasons in a row are now 8th oldest in the NHL
Another Yzershit masterclass.

>>150244105
>the yzerplan
>Jamiroquai

>>150244041
Is it hot in that thing?

>>150244156
>trb is so budbroken he started collecting dolls
kwarb

>>150244195
gonna crack your dentures on those stale memes, Boomer

>>150240695
Nobody feels bad for them btw

>>150244233
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150244233
thoughts on noel ignoring your cake and room?

>>150244195
kwab

>>150244195
cooe, they're collectable action figures

Do you think Trump and Putin are talking about hockey right now?

>>150244668
should have met up in Maui, fuck Alaska

>>150244668
They're talking about the Flames dynasty

>>150244700
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150244668
Nuckies and Krakkies global series in Vladivostok?

kraken mentioned, it's raining lads :)

Just applied for a new job. Gonna do some more applications too in a few days. It's time for a change! And more money/benefits.

>>150244955
What's your new prospective occupation gonna be? Lion Tamer?

>>150244668
they're probably sharing kids in some backroom

>>150244979
Funny you mention that, it was a job for the city. There WAS a zookeeper opening lmao but I did not apply for that.

>>150244940
The PNW seems comfy desu.

>>150245004
The zookeeper gets to live in the zoo

>>150245096
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>150245004
Zookeeper would be cool

>>150245099
wtf

>>150243889
Based Graham James poster. At least when he fucked boys he didn’t spread AIDS…can’t say the same for Brian Shaw.

>>150245004
Try the reptile zoo

>>150245096
Only if you don't mind the rain

>>150245168
for some folks, the rain in the primary appeal
>amphibian americans i call them

>zoo talk
Weird. I'm going to Zoo Brew tonight to drink beer and look at animals.

Thank Gary it’s Friday bros

>>150245189
sounds like a blast
>>150245195
Thank You, Gary

Premier league kicks off tomorrow bros

We love Gary here. THANK YOU GARY FOR THIS BLESSED FRIDAY

>>150245184
not inaccurate

Thank you Gary! Thank you Gary! Thank you Gary! Thank you Gary! Thank you Gary!

>>150245189
We always talk about zoos here

>>150245238
How does it feel to have no friends?

while we do talk about zoos here, we don't call those that here bro's

>>150245292
I'm his friend, and I'm also your friend, you silly asshole

>>150245305
stfu trb you have literally 0 friends

>>150245313
KWAB

Go to the zoo and see the words biggest animal marner

>trb is friendless
must be why he became infatuated with sean higgins. he sees higgins as a friend

>>150245305
there isn't one single person that wants to be your friend you crippled retarded raped bitch

A bunch of friendless losers arguing over who has the least friends kwab

>>150245360
>everyone is exactly like me!
grim

>>150245360
we've got a friend in bud

>>150245305
Fren

>>150245305
>>150245426
xrb samefagging again. sad

>>150245426
>resorts to samefagging
kwab @ trb

>>150245467
trb on 04/17/22 after bud called him a loser

>>150245467
live look at xrb doing damage control

i keep forgetting it's no longer trb. my mistake xrb

WTF is XRB?

>anons resorting to schizophrenic shitposting

Sad

>>150245513
stands for xhe rb. xrb (aka trb) "transitioned" earlier this year

This general is pathetic. I bet if TBG disappeared right now you would still see nothing but posts about "bud" and an imaginary "rape"

>>150245588
Yep

>>150245588
>>150245597
>xhe rb still trying to call xim/xerself "TBG" even after transition
make up your damn mind

taking a peak at the uskies/foreurs game
the new ref uniforms are terrible
and the huskies are celebrating their 30th season
time flies

>>150245588
It's literally just one retard replying to himself all day long. I'd say just ignore him but even that doesn't seem to work.

>>150245742
omar steamin' trying to defend his bf xrb (trb depending on xis/xer mood)

>gary when he hands the cup to florida for the third year in a row

he may just cum in his pants this time

>>150245318
might do this

>>150245742
yesterday you said it was two posters

first minnesota wild player to lift the cup in franchise history

>>150245932
damn

now that the war is over, can the iihf let russians play hockey again?

>>150246157
Good question, I'd like to hear some official message about that, actually

>>150246157
it's not over tho

thus, bud1216 continues

>>150246197
Doesn't need to be; we just need some kind of reduction in hostilities and a schedule to craft diplomatic documents for normalizing relations
Ice hockey never had anything to do with this, and I'm tired of international play being disrupted already

>>150246245
well you might get your wish since gary is on the sports council now

>>150246245
thus, mitch61 continued

>>150246245
you're bitching and moaning about hockey pales in comparison to the LIFE AND DEATH struggle the mighty Russian Federation under Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is facing against POOKRAINIAN neo-nazis, nazis, and neo-nazis and all the other nazis and national socialist banderites killing ethnic Russians like the Nazis did during the Great Patriotic War against Nazi Germany

>>150246306
thus, burrito10010 continues

>>150245804
>MUH GARRRYYYY

>Connor McDavid’s older brother, Cameron: “We were in high school. I came up into my room and Connor’s there on my laptop, and he’s got, like, GarageBand going. He made this little techno song. I had it on my iPod for years… It was a banger.”
When is Mcdavid dropping his Nightcore track

>>150246405
thoughts on your 11287 consecutive days of losing?

>>150246405
kawaii!!!

the nhl website punsters get the wall when i'm in charge

TBG won

>>150246594
then why is he trb now?

>>150246654
He isn't. Even bud doesn't call him that

>>150246709
retard

>>150246714
Bud calls him TBG

>>150246714
Steaming

>>150246709
>He isn't.
TOP
KEK

Is someone making ramen or something? I hear some bubblin'.

Let’s remember some guys
>daren puppa
>german titov
>john madden
>teppo numminen

>>150246756
Nah that's just Samir seething as usual

it's been 3 years and he still clings to tbg. kek @ trb

>>150246359
This is the faggiest post on all of 4chN

>>150246865
thus, bud10010 continues (to make xhe rb seethe)

>>150246760
i remember teppo

Colin White (Devils)
Colin White (Sennies)

it's up

>>150247003
Pricesisters...

i am having another pint

I know you guys miss this:

DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
>STARS

for it was:

WE WANT THE KWAB!
>WE WANT THE KWAB!
WE WANT THE KWAB!
>WE WANT THE KWAB!

>for it was
SAAAAAAR

>HONK HONK HONK
>LET'S GO TEAM

I had a hockey team once where our team cheer at the start of games was:
>on 3!
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

wordle in 3 btw

bros i wanna go home

>>150247146
You know what we miss most

>>150244940
It is also raining here

>>150247490
Wayne Gretsky and Emelio Estevez from Mighty Ducks thems the only two hockey players I can name. Know any cricketers?

>>150247707
Uh ya Singh Singh Jeet Singh

Naming Canada's national team is cheating

>>150247707
Oi Nigel mate! Did you see Mbudu Abdulhamed score for the Newhampsteadshire Trolleys last noight!

At the zoo bros.

>>150244940
rain season soon

i should have spent more time outside

Soon it will be fall and we will all be enjoying some /hoc/ under the blanket while it rains outside.

>>150247808
>sucker punch a guy
>he absolutely tanks it and his hot latina gf starts wailing on you
Boomerbros...

>>150247990
Based have fin pal

>>150247654
samoa joe the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

>>150248166
HE'S FAT

>>150247707
steve irwin and don bradley guy or whatever his name is

>>150247990
nice, enjoy

>>150248037
I love fall rain and winter snow so much it's so comfy when hoc is on

>>150247707
Arshdeep Bains is the Sachin Tendulkar of hockey

hello everyone, i have something to show you all!

check out my benis

pretty cool right?

>>150248396
hello vpn fag

>>150248396
why do you only have one testicle?

>>150248396
you are not a bat
you can't fool me

>>150248396
bat benis

Remember when Laine was bullied out of a game last year?

>>150243889
Lmao cockehead Theo Fleury bought the Calgary Hitmen and then put that guy as head coach so he could continue to have his way with teenage boys

>>150248973
and yet he still lives

>>150249160
Fewer playoff goals than Denis Gurianov

>>150248973
that was the most based thing the blue jackets have ever done

why is there so much rape in hockey Canada? its rape or be raped

>>150249468
I liked it when they raped the blots in 2019

>>150249540
I was never raped when I played hockey growing up, but here are the things I did see in the locker room:
- top scoring player doing "the brain" (showing his balls) to every new teammate
-somebody jackin' it to completion in the showers
-team captain made the fat kid lick his own nipple several times
-junior B player was telling me to try out for the junior team while fondling his junk the entire time in the locker room shower

The Zoo Brew was fun bros but i mainly just drank and talked to frens. It was cool, you walk around with your cup to different beer vendors and they fill it up so you can try them out.

>>150249991
yer liven ur life anon wat a wild ride

>>150249991
based

>>150249767
guys would usually try to rub their sweaty nuts on the mouthpiece or rim of their teammates water bottles and then watch them drink from it
guys would try to sneak up behind other guys and gas mask them with their jock strap
a lot of back handed nut shots
but never bud on trb style rape

>>150249767
i hope those guys don't become zookeepers

>>150250275
Zookeeper job up on the city jobs website rn!

>>150250289
ill do it. but only if i get to tend to the otters and fruit bats

i dont wanna deal with no monkeys

i like gary

>>150251146
Retard

Where the fuck is everyone

>>150251477
Im drunk and spacing on the couch listening to music. Dre Dre 2001 album.

>>150251477
Nothing is happening in hockey. If I was (((Gary))) I would force GMs not to take any time off to keep people interested in the league.

>>150251563
This is like the least hype off season ever

>>150251577
Because basically everybody except Marner stayed on their teams so we enter this season with basically the same rosters as last season so it's easy to to think that the results will be fairly the same.

No rebuilding team became better and the contending teams will still contend.

>>150251603
I can't blame Gary entirely, last regular season was actually really good in terms of trades and stuff. But like even with the lack of action this off season there is just zero discussion about the sport. No one cares.

I have an somewhat embarrassing confession:

Last night I was dreaming that I was at the Saddledome watching a Flames game with my Dad. They were playing some green team, so I guess it was probably Dallas or Minnesota. It was tied 1-1 in 5on5 OT, so I guess it was the playoffs. Suddenly, Johnny Gaudreau burst through on a breakaway and ripped one high glove side, just like he always did. The whole crowd erupted and it was a great celebration. But still inside the dream, I remembered that it couldn’t be true. I panicked and tried to run through the crowd but I couldn’t get through and so I sat there crying my eyes out. When I woke up, I had tears running down my face and soaked into my pillow.

I just wanted to write this down somewhere. It had just been Johnny’s birthday, so I guess that why he was on my mind. I was at the Game 7 against Dallas, so I guess my dream was blending with my memories too. I really miss those days. I was so lucky to see him play a bunch of times with my Dad. But I guess you never really know when you’re in the good ol’ days until they’re gone. Looking back, I realize how much it meant to me.

>>150251712
https://streamable.com/j4n218

>team usa won
rmyt. i was told canada is superior in international hockey tournaments.

>>150251477
ive been rubben the penus all summer

>>150251477
playing pokemon while I try to fix my old shitty computer and debate just going to bed instead

>>150251769
which pokemon game bro

>>150251806
a bunch of them, so that I can move stuff up from past generations into Home
currently moving some stuff from Y that I caught to fill later pokedexes, along with some old shinies that I want to keep with me

>>150251832
based autist

>>150251843
cope it's not autism they're my bros and I love them

>>150251848
Which pokemon are some of your most cherished bros?

151 or less. Anything else is zoomer shit.

>>150251906
my Empoleon from Diamond is my top bro
I don't know if I can ever bear to transfer him up, though, since that game is his world
but if they ever announce that Bank is about to finally go offline, then I think I'll have to do it

>>150251923
cope joyless curmudgeon

>>150251964
>Empoleon from Diamond
That’s awesome, you have good taste. Piplup in Diamond was my first ever starter. Sadly, it got overwritten at some point by a cousin, so my original is lost to time. But I picked Piplup again in Brilliant Diamond a few years ago.

every time that you suffer knowing that you share /hoc/ with wrestlefags, just remember that you also share it with empoleonchads

reminder we dont judge each other over video game choices here. We like to have fun.

video games are stupid and i don't respect them

>>150252302
That’s right, I just have sex with them

I beat pokerogue with a shiny Empoleon

>>150252519
I learned how to do rng manipulation in gen 4 so now I have a bunch of shiny piplups

>>150251732
we are when its best on best

>>150253029
results dont lie, raped bitch

Two rounds of marner
Both detestable

Schizos killed /hoc/

>>150253551
woke up at 3 and 4 to blast barzal

business idea:
>Finland and Sweden may join together in a union in the coming decades, according to Dick Harrison, professor of history at Lund University.
>The countries would benefit in several ways, both economically and in terms of defence, he told Sveriges Radio Finska.
>Henrik Meinander, professor of history at the University of Helsinki, does not rule out a confederation, although he does not consider it likely at present.

https://www.sverigesradio.se/artikel/historieprofessorn-finland-och-sverige-kan-slas-ihop-pa-ett-ar
https://www.sverigesradio.se/artikel/historianprofessori-suomi-ja-ruotsi-voisivat-yhdistya-jo-vuoden-paasta

Imagine the hockey team

>>150254672
>tio tusen svenska negrer

>>150254672
Do Finns even want to join Sweden?

>>150254684
vs
>tio tusen finska negrer

just gooned for 12 hours and that's a shoot brother

>>150254700
When the finn writes "benis :DDDD", it is actually a instinctive cry. He is actually yearning for the great kingdom of the past. The finn and the swede knows you cannot fuck the world without your benis and balls.

>>150254744
Checked

>>150254822
czech'd

Just took a huge fucking marner, must have easily been 3-4 pounds, maybe 5 pounds. Peanut butter and oatmeal will really make you have heroic marners bros.

i don't give a marner about your shits
stop telling me about them

>>150254310
/hoc/ during hockey season is actually based desu, just gotta wait a few more weeks

>>150252247
Remember the thread where OP posted an image from Dead or Alive and the thread got nuked KWAB go flames

>>150254310
people posting about the wrong type of Pou is what killed /hoc/

>>150254672
>the biggest obstacles for a unification is symbolic
What a fucking moron. The biggest obstacle is linguistic. We don't speak the same fucking language. The central key to holding a country together is language, a thing he has a professor should know, but I guess he's on the autism spectrum.

>>150255503
academics aren't known for their realistic perspectives

>>150255581
True.

We watching the Amerigol LATAM Cup starting tomorrow?
https://www.nhl.com/panthers/news/amerigol-latam-cup-returns-to-panthers-iceden-for-seventh-annual-tournament-from-aug-17-24
Schedule and streams:
https://sportsengineplay.com/AmerigolHockeyTV/Amerigol-Latam-Cup-2025

Participating teams

>>150255912
>Pakistan
>Sons of Israel

>>150255503
kek i thought the same thing too

>>150255949
Sadly, the Pakis will only be playing in the third tier Men's tournament, while Sons of Israel (not the IIHF sanctioned national team, obviously) are in Div II, so they're not going to meet on the ice.
Luckily, a bunch of local hardened combat veterans will be facing both teams, as the Panthers Warriors are sending invitational teams to both of these divisions!

The yearly tournament is intended to be a sort of an international development camp for national teams that can't quite reach minimum requirements for IIHF sanctioned games (at least one full-size hockey rink in the country that's covered by a roof).

Oh Gary you, you got what I need, but you say you’re just commish, but you say you’re just commish, OH GARY YOU

and just like that we're tied at 2 (two)

and just like that I didn’t ask

OH! OFF THE IRON!

a goalie's best friend, as they say!

>>150255503
and even then, not even the same language is guaranteed to be a success in these kinds of things.

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>swedish goaltending

>>150254672
Holy fuck that's prime ragebait, I felt my bloodpressure skyrocket

>>150256915
>not the executive card
lmao get a load of this poorfag.

>>150256905
No, but it's a vital foundation if you want your country to last in the long term.

>>150256915
mirin that red green statue

he needed the money!

Is it october yet?

If not, fuck you you fucking niggerfaggots

klepov shoots and scores! the americans are humbling the swedes.

SKÅÅÅÅ

Raidies play today :)

your butt played last night lol lol

ICE just contacted my house saying to deport all Raiders fans

I’m going to a Mexican restaurant for lunch today

I think I'm getting a cold.

>>150257879
I think I’m going bald

mexican fed's triplemania is streaming free on youtube might put that on later in the background dom dom is gonna be on bro's

>>150257825
what are you getting, anon? a 'rito?

>>150257934
How is it possible to be this retarded

>cold in 30 degree weather

weakling

>>150257966
sick in the summer is gay i'll admit

>>150257954
Me? What am I getting at the Mexican restaurant? Well for me, I’m thinking that, well, for me, if you asked me what I was getting at the Mexican restaurant, I’d say that, well, since you asked me what I was getting, I’d say that for me, the item I’m thinking of ordering from the Mexican restaurant will be, for me, it’s gotta be the taco salad.

LOL LE 'RITO

GET IT

THE E-CELEB GOT RAPED WHILE DELIVERY A BURRITO

JAJAJAJAJA

oh he bubblin' JEN

>>150257946
it's on so gosh darn late

>>150255824
sure I'll watch some amerigolem hockey for a bit

Gonna watch the nascar race tonight bros.

>>150258205
KWAB

>>150257958
well he is a blues fan

>>150257934
>r/hockey
>the gayest place on earth

>>150258308
kek that's obviously a joke

svenska

>>150258325
Sweden is literally retarded boomer brain. He believes everything he reads online.

>e-celeb
>rapey

Just dropped my second marner of the day.

>>150258471
we don't call those that here now

i'm happy hoob is happy :)

>>150257940
geddy lee looks like a caricature. cringe vocals and reddit lyrics to boot. rush is the certified soundtrack to low testosterone.

>>150258513
if anything that should be wolf instead of hooberdoo

That marner had a foul stench and was a floater

>>150258515
The other day when I read about NHL 26 I thought about buying a EA NHL game for the first time in 5 years just to start a franchise mode, put the injury slider to max and try to injure Marner the first thing I do.

>>150258606
Kek based

I googled "marner fertilizer" and janny showed up at my house 3 minutes later

>>150258535
Someone swap the images

just dusted off an entire rotissere chicken

>>150258635
supply and command

>>150258676
based

swedes lose again kwab

>>150258606
>A deeper Be a Pro mode, with more personal and evolving career progression.
"The equipment manager invites you for a meeting after practice to show you the ropes when it comes to equipment maintenance, it will be just you and him after everybody leaves. He requests that you show up in full gear and undress in front of him so he can explain each piece of gear in detail. He will also offer you some drinks to help you relax. Do you:
A) Politely decline, say that you have an important appointment that you can't miss (your on-ice stats will be lowered for the next month due to ill-fitting gear being assigned to you)
B) Agree to show up, but bring a friend (warning, this will negatively impact your ice time for the next 10 games)
C) Eagerly attend the meeting, show up completely naked and covered in baby oil (you will be promoted to PP1 and your ice time will increase exponentially)
D) Expose him to the media (game over, you will be blacklisted from the NHL)
Choose wisely"

>>150258567
Cope hoob was our point leader

Fun fact: Matthew Tkachuk has made the same amount of finals as the Flames franchise ever since being traded to the Panthers

welcome to the era of american domination

>sends the b team
>still wins gold

bud + 1 = trb

Matthew Tkachuk has more playoff points in one playoff run than Hubershit does in his entire career

>>150258971
ok now swap the text

>>150258811
USA have figured out that if you just gather the best players in an age group into one team that plays together for years you will have success. To bad it doesn't matter at senior level and that no one gives a shit about how many medals you win when you're a fucking child.
>A deeper Be a Pro mode
>you still have to choose between 151 weird mutt faces when creating your player

>>150258981
It's the journey that counts, not the results, hence the strip club trip while down 0-3 to Tampa

>log into hoc
>trb bubblin' bout 'rito
kek cmtsu

>>150259112
it doesn't hurt the americans, that's for sure. but i think today's result had more to do with swedes being low-t

>>150259203
>low-t
reminds me of trb

Canadians eat hotdogs without chewing

>>150259269
that would NOT be good for your digestion I tell ya

>>150259269
trb bubblin' so hard he had to hop on vpn

Edmonton people smell like boiled hot dog water

a swede walks into a bar
"hallo, i vant to suck penus please" he says to the bartender
he redirects him to malmo

Someone post 4 naysh clips lol

>>150259387
Perfect thanks

>>150259359
Does he start playing for the Malmö Redhawks?

>>150259411
he takes public transportation to [your hometown] and joins the [hometown team]

thus, bud1217 commences

>>150259440
Is he any good? My hometown team stinks and could use some help

>>150259269
its true we're all a bunch of loons

More people should make fun of the rangers

more buds should make 1 of the rb

I miss our flames

>>150259569
there will be plenty of opportunity once miller shows off his latest halloween drag outfit in a couple months

Axel Elofsson (2026) with his 11 points tied Oleg Tverdovsky's 32 year old points record for a defenseman in a Hlinka tournament
>Nothing better than remembering some dudes
>[]

>>150259700
remember 04/17/22?

>>150259700
remember Easter of 22?

>>150259700
Jesus fucking christ SHUT UP

thus, the bubblin' commenced

>>150259269
delete this!

>>150259774
Okay

top 50 skoda goals on tsn rn
granlund's michigan at number 3

I just went to the flea market bros

>flag for el salvadoran soccer team with a picture of archbishop romero ($1)
>talking bill clinton doll with no batteries ($5)

>>150259963
nice

>>150259963
Monica was one of the whoriest whores who ever lived

>>150260026
She was a Mossad agent

>>150259963
nice

>>150260026
You would do the same if you were her

>>150260026
Hilary was the first madam cuckqueen to run for president

>>150260267
How is life in BC

>>150260456
it's nice, been dodging the wildfire smoke for the most part

>>150260642
Okay hopefully they'll get it under control we've had some wildfires in Norrbotten but nothing they couldn't handle, nowhere near the same size as the ones in Canada though think the biggest one was the size of about 40 soccer fields

1 9 9 3
9
9
3

fun throwback: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJRgkFUtc8

we have wildfires too
don't hear us complaining

inhaling all of canada's precious smoke

>>150260728
there's one nearby me that is 3600 hectares and out of control, it is threatening my favourite junior b hockey team :(

Calgary has had basically no smoke all year and high rainfall keeping our beautiful city vibrant and green all summer. Proof we are Gods true chosen land.

did you ask for this information? no? well now you know anyways and you wont forget it

>>150261018
Yah Calgary has been crazy. Fucking mushrooms everywhere, i'm surprised there hasn't been flooding

>>150261089
>rags (9)
holy >rags

>>150260728
>>150260805
>>150260920
Stop setting the forest on fire you morons.

>>150261364
we had a guy a few years back start a small fire because he wanted to cut his grass by pouring gasoline all over and throwing a match on it.
another one that happened recently was that somebody's e-bike battery exploded in the woods and caused a big fire.
it's okay though since hockey rinks are cold and there's lots of ice so it shouldn't disrupt hoc business anyways.

>>150261423
>pouring gasoline all over and throwing a match on it
that's how sam died

>>150260920
>3600 hectares
On a single tank of kerosene? PUT IT IN H!

Based ChiCongo Blackhawks. They don't want another gay rapist in their organization. Good for them.

we don't use most of those words here brother

>>150261795
it's too dangerous when you have somebody like bedard on the team. if bedard was straight they'd only hire gays for example.

Just got back from the Mexican restaurant bros it was really good desu. 9/11 would recommend.

It feels good to sit in the field

>>150261866
Imagine breeding that tight pink bedussy

>>150262220
it might look like this

>>150262151
did you get the taco salad bro

>>150262216
i like fields too they are nice

watching >our raidies :)

>>150262381
steelies tonight :))

>>150262440
b-b-b-b-b-based!!!!

>>150262360
Absolutely, shit was bussin fr fr

sirs?

>>150262759
>top scorer
>shows points not goals

oh man, he almost died didn't he?

>>150263022
login and let us know

>>150263022
is shan ok? :(

>>150263129
>>150263130
I'm not a member so I can't watch those vids

>>150263022
I heard he got knocked out on the bus

>>150263349
so did he have to stay up all night due to muh concussion? KWAB

>>150263349
you can't be a hockey guy without a traumatic brain injury

>>150263349
maybe hit took a hit to make a play

Gary Bettman

summer is cringe

It’s still the Utah hockey club to me

>>150263812
You love to see it

>>150263816
Retard

>>150263349
Somebody probably took violent exception to his year 2000 NHL redraft video he released the day before

>>150263849
beautiful, can't wait to see it here

>>150263849
can't wait. i got a cast iron pot for stews this year

>>150263894
eat rock candy

>>150263945
That’s cool, didn’t ask though

>>150263945
My habbies are my second team desu

>>150263977
Retard

>>150263945
What's an active franchise?

>>150263995
Teams that still exist

>>150263995
retard

>>150263995
one that goes on a run at least 3 times a week, maybe also signed up for some recreational activities in the evening on weekends

>>150263995
good question

>>150263995
Literally every team in the league except for the coyotes

>coyotes are still a team, technically, just inactive, they are not the same as the Utah hockey club, Utah is its own team

r/hockeycirclejerk is unironically funny

Can’t wait to watch >rags and >laffs game just to post >rags and >laffs


>rags
>laffs

>rags
is a bit of a dead meme

>>150264175
just like my islanders

snoyboys... it's over...

got this in the mail

>>150264390
Kwab!

>>150264390
Baste.

>>150264439
kek

pretty much

>>150264527
>coming out of a rebuild with a bright future
>ded wongs
KEK

>>150264390
Where's the Argies logo? You'd better have gotten a nice pin to stick into that side of that hat, anon

>>150264527
duckies have a bright future? how so may I ask

>>150264665
more like the quebec no dicks LOL

>>150264562
04/17/22

>>150264690
good name for a pwhl team

>>150264724
Is that the day you were born???
>A bit too young to be posting here, I'd say...
>Come back in 15 years

>>150264756
no it's the day you lost to bud and thus, became trb

>>150263995
>>150264017

Sup hoc, how's your summer been? I'm excited for a kitties 3peat

thus, bud1217 continues

>>150264943
Hot and sticky, like my balls.

some schizo came into my work asking to call the "crisis center" instead of the cops since they were scared of their tardwranglers.

>>150265000
I thought /hoc/ was a crisis center

>>150265000
didn't smell like a burrito, did he?

>>150265000
checked
also, tmi

>>150265060
it was a girl

Listening to rob zombie

which team has the most sexiest looking men in the nhl

>>150265148
dragula?

>>150265209
Yeah

>>150265235
rock on

>>150265148
is he ever gonna do that hockey movie?

Motion smoothing or whatever in modern tvs can suck my ass

Hate that shit

>>150265270
odd point to bring up in here, but I'll allow it

i saw rob zombie once irl at a mall i worked at on the strip back in '05 or '06 and he was a lil guy

>>150265264
probably not. The last time he talked to anyone about it was years ago

>>150264983
Remember to stay hydrated

MY raidies are still shit :)

>>150265468
Just like my panthers

>>150263894
nice

>>150265488
>stalky build
What do they mean by this?

Also that’s 100% the kids dad and doesn’t wanna fuck with child support or any of that shit

>>150265488
>no description of race
cool nobody's ever gonna spot them

>>150265522
they meant stocky but canadians are retards

americans are literally obsessed with race

>>150265604
The only race I’m obsessed with is the Indianapolis 500

>>150265604
Cool post pajeet, use a fork

>>150265604
Hard not to be when you're being replaced. You're too stupid to see that it's happening to you too.

>use a fork
always back to food with americans

>>150265604
if anything, you people are even more alarmingly racist and quick to cover it up for reputation's sake
>for par for the fucking course, well done, at least we advertise our fascism

>>150265702
please touch grass

I’m more of a Rolex 24 enjoyer myself

>>150265703
Okey next time I'll tell you to poo in the loo

>>150265604
>hey, please spot these strangers for us, it's a very important emergency situation
>cool, what do they look like?
>not telling :)
dumb worthless leaf faggot

>>150265728
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM

>>150265435
I must've done drank me about 150-200 Pepsis in the month of july

>>150265710
kill yourself trb you unfunny raped bitch faggot

Im only racist against raped bitches

>>150265806
now this is a good post

New thread time

NEW
>>150265968
>>150265968
>>150265968

let me guess i can't post files