Thread 150244537

NEVER DOUBT edition

>GW2 Deadline: Friday, 22nd August, 20:00 BST

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Imagine having shartz

haaland will heem the salah chuds

>>150244537 (OP)
Fuck's sake. Correct deadline is 18:30.

Double points for Wirtz on the Challenge thing.
That's a sweet 4 points, lads.

>>150244497
>70% of the usable budget on two premiums when you can only captain one, and when this is the season of 6.5s
it's over for you

>quansah'd last year
>pingpong'd this year
i'm slowly getting the memo

>>150244662
Who will be the Nkunku?

>>150244670
j pedringz

This upsets the ogre

>>150244670
really hope it's pedro

Ekitike said despite a goal and an assist on his PL debut, he "could do better".

He also made me feel old as fuck because he said his idols growing up were Neymar and Benzema

>waah salad is washed

Plebs

>shitz got the ball but did nothing progressive with it

No refunds

How are these retards doubting Salah for 8 seasons?

It just dawned on me that I'm a fucking retard for picking Amad when they have Cunha, Mbumbo, Fernandes and Sesko to steal his points

>>150244825
All 2 points

I watch a lot of football, but I‘ve never done league fantasy. This is the team I made, but I thought this was going to be for the entire season lol

>>150244897
>Salah had a shit game
>gets 7 points
Yeah I'm thinking it's another 30 goals season for the KING.

>>150244934
Damn, you've fucked it already. Use your wildcard, you can still salvage it maybe.

>>150244537 (OP)

why i got 1pt for frimpong he played 60 mins.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150244958
Thanks, bro. I just wanna have a little fun on the side

>>150244992
Fraud tax.

>>150244992
Too much ass desu

>>150244992
This will be an important lesson

>>150245003
>>150245021
Fell for 6m No Defcon player. my bad really.

>>150244992
>>150245097
But wait, there's more.

>>150245174
5.9 now

>>150245097
sex

16 points now

I cant even login to fpl through the app

>>150245547
You need to use (((Chrome))).

>>150244934
Aside from your front line being a bit shit that looks decent for a first timer

Site has shit the bed. Error codes

>>150245524
He can't keep getting away with this

>>150245759
he can and he will

>>150245759
I stil can't believe people bet against him when he's scored in 8/9 opening days and still got a goal contribution in the one he didn't score in.

>>150245893
you still spent 1/6th of your entire budget on 8 points

>>150245941
*16

>>150245941
Alternatives:
>snow ape fraud
>cold (p)almshit
>isaklingz (lmao)
>saka

I didn't go Salah
As I'm planning for scouse Isak
That's probably out the window now

Halaand is gonna haul isn't he, can see many early wildcats happening just to get him in our teams

>>150246670
>no rodri
City lose 2-1, Cherki scores.

>>150246670
Snow ape doesn't get near my team until Rodri is back.

>>150245524
I'm sorry for doubting you, Salah-san.

Big thanks to the fella who told me to swap Wirtz for Gakpo

Shout out to the mad bastard who captained Semenyo

I thought I updated my team but apparently I didn't do it. It's all over, the season is ruined.

currently on a green arrow fuck i'm good at this game

Salah doubters, how are you coping?

>>150252010
Your tinkered team #775 would have been better than your tinkered team number #774?

Many such cases

>>150245941
>muh points per millions

grim

>>150252071
haha especially that Serbain flag.
He spent ages making stupid arguments for not having Salah and preferring Palmer instead.

He'll have to WC now to get Salah in.

having salah and haaland on your team on gw1 is mandatory. if they shit the bed repeatedly then you just replace them before the price drops but if they start flying on gw1 it's impossible to get them without blowing the wildcard

>>150252071
Salad will eventually be finished and I will eventually be right

>>150252825
There are mitigating factors in putting most of your budget on two players, as you can´t captain both of them. Multiple lower priced premiums outperform Salah/Haaland in the long run when they don´t get the double from captaincy.

>>150252847
I should clarify; multiple lower priced premiums combined outperform one of them

how we feelin double city chads
>>150252071
at the moment i'm smug as fuck until haaland either gets a hatty (and i will be giga smug) or he will do fuck all and i will hide the threads till next week

>>150252071
Drinking and waiting for next season

>>150252071
Still a bum and will drop off in form this season

Will Watkins?

Salah 90+4 on opening day tells me he's doing another 250+ season

The guy who has a bowl of Salah as the gay badge

what happened to that Yugoslavian rapebaby Gvardiol? why is he injured

>>150253127
eh glad i took malen out for adingra, fpl genius me

>>150253127
Will cash out with clean sheet?

>>150253127
>me with Konsa starting

>>150253585
Not a bad start from him desu

>>150253246
oh shit thats me

Can’t believe I fell for the “everyone will turn to shit because of the Isak drama” meme with Newcastle
I really need to start thinking for myself more. Gordon playing upfront is objectively a great pick

...villa bros..?

>>150254186
Benched Konsa and not expecting much from Watkins and Rogers in this game. Fixtures after this are good.

Villa without a shot yet
Good ol' Watkins & Rogers

>I have Ollie and Konsa
ain't lookin good bruv

>they fell for the fraudkins meme
Also it's hilarious how Shitcastle have unlimited money but are starting a premier league season with that poofter Gordon up front.

Looks like chill 3pts game for my tonali 5.5m well spent

>>150254136
I know at least two Hall owners who disagree with you

I keep falling for the Elanga meme

king (4.5 mid) starting at n10

Hope u switched to hermansen areola bros

>>150254720
I completely forgot Fulham exists when I was putting together my team.

>>150254725
Potts sisters...

I started solanke

Konsa red

KWABSA

>>150254268
>YOU

kwab

GODDAMN IT KONSA YOU DUMBASS

KONSA YOU FAT FUCK

Wait, there are people here that fell for the Konsa 4.5 meme?

Ffs

>tfw konsa is first on my bench

As long as my starting 11 all play i should be fine

konsa will still get more points than watkins this match

kekmao Konsa starters

konsa still outscored wirtz

>>150254388
Post more of this Turkish slut

>>150254847
Lol

I already kneejerked Wirtz for Marmoush.
Wirtz owners can expect a nice return next GW

>>150254847
he can still lose points

>>150254847
Oh no no no!

>>150254388
>You spent 5.5mil for me? Too bad if i Newcastle under 0.5

shite game desu

so many defcon points in these scrappy matches, 4-5-1 with 3 4.5 defenders and OOP mids/defcon magnets might just be the best formation this season

Gyokeres will now hattrick, because I went for Watkins

Pidgeonbros, today we fly! CAWWWWW

>>150254960
thanks for 7defcon sandro

>>150253566
Doing ok?

dreadful stuff

Bench fodders update:
Dubravka, Esteve starting. Guiu on bench.

Dan Burn 8pts you beauty

2 games. 4 sweet points.

>>150255243
6 pts from livramento
really should have gone for defensive defenders shouldn't i?

>>150255312
>>150255243
both are on 9pts

I KNOW IT'S OVER,
NEVER REALLY BEGAN

I don't understand why everyone went for konsa when cash is starting for the same price and is an attacking full back

>>150255382
Everyone fell for the defcon meme

Konsa clean sheet. all according to plan

>>150255395
>picking Konsa for defcons

>>150255331
Even better.

How is your Salah-less team doing?

Josh King is the sleeper 4.5. You picked him right?

>draft burn
>put him last on the bench

and wtf happened to smiffrow?

>>150255382
>Attacking fullback
Has barely gotten any returns since 21/22

>>150255476
>

>Ugochukwu doesn't start even for Burnley

Has he really become so shit?

s-solanke will come off the bench and score you'll see

>>150255511
It's just a first game with the new club. You'll get your 3 pointers soon.

Glad I swapped out rogers last minute, shame I bought rice as his replacement

>>150255511
>ungabunga starting over captain cullen and EB Josh Laurent
in november they will shift to a 5-3-2 and then he starts

Bowen has to bail me out after the Villa debacle. He will, right? R-right?

Am I a nutter if I have Rutter?

>>150255601
No, it's a good pick. Couldn't find .5 for him, sadly.

>>150254834
Are you me?

Rütterchads we are hauling

twinky bergvall will be a major differential this season

>>150255642
One shot on target and /fpl/ starts creaming themselves.

Aniki time

>>150255563
I don't have him, was just wondering because I used to rate him as a prospect

kudass

target burnley this season, 15 points max

richarlison bros stay winning

You DID pick Kudus, right bros...?

Captain Salad and target this seasons Southampton. It is kinda boring ngl.

Kneel.

>>150255755
Burnley will get a win GW3

>>150255777
I told some lad in here he had too many Spurs players so he swapped Kudus out for Rice lmao

>>150255777
I swapped him for Rutter :(

>>150255777
Yup.

why is areola on the bench? I bench boosted for nothing

Brighton not looking great so far

>>150255911
Rutter will deliver

Rutter sissies..

>>150255938
I'm telling you, it will be worth it. If not I'll delete my 4chan account

Almost entire team is differential.
My mom did say i was special.

Kudusgods I'm feeling good.

>>150255938
heh..my boy georginio just needs more time

>>150255876
You tit

Where Full Grug goal

>>150255490
The deanofication is complete.

are we the farmers league

Where goals

>day full of slurpers

FPL is fully back

>sunderland getting dominated by west ham
theyre not gonna score this year

Sarr defcon bros?

>>150256151
"Dominated" is a stretch. Also they had one big chance already.

>>150256151
By the looks of it we may not see any more goals this round.

>>150256195
ENTER

I've got 3 players rn on 1 point

>>150256217
Maybe dont pick 3 Burnley players

Maybe Defcon wasn't a meme after all...

it's mental how shit the app is. cant even check up to date points live.

>>150256250
West Ham and Spurs

One De Cuyper pen please

>>150256252
It only allows me to scroll down to open the match data after going to myfpl settings (scroll right on the bottom) and closing it

this could not be going much worse

I fell for the Fullkrug/Diouf gimmick

>>150256342
Bad bait

>Kudus interrupting a pass to Porro for a big chance

FUCK NIGDUS

>>150256364
trust the process britanon

put solanke on you hairy fraud

is this a rüttergod assist?

RUTTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON PENS WTF

>Shitter not on penalties

lol

Bowen is a shitter. He doesn't come alive until half season

>Marmoush and Arias benched

Gamblers on suicide watch

Marmoush, Cherki and Arias benched.

What a goal

pigeon absolutely essential

>Richarlison unlocked
I kneel, Frank-sama

this could not be going much better

Corr

I wish they didn't have So lanky. I want to own the PIGEON again.

>>150256151
huehuehuehue apologize
Also where's the Egyptian Marmoushposter

it's time to wildcard

Dioufbros?

kudusgods all according to plan

Rutter please at least equal Kudus

>can't even keep a clean sheet against the mighty sunderland
These shitters need to go down once and for all.

Mitoma yellow card
That’s for pearl harbour

Burnley are going to be lucky to get 10 points. Dubravkatards in the fucking mud.

somehow getting Wan-Bissaka'd against fucking Sunderland hurts more than getting Quansah'd last season

>>150256683
But but but clean sheets against alcoholic part timers in the championship on 50 quid a week

marmelade benched. oh yeah oscar bobb exists

>adingra assist
based

Why didnt de cuyper take the pen ffs

And to think I nearly went Wan Bissaka for the defcon meme

Imagine having wet spam assets

everything has gone terribly wrong

>>150256786
Because self important hipster wankers that would shit in their hands and smear their own walls with it rather than have to actually watch a Belgian league match but who will still talk about the players as if they have a clue lying to you on reddit don’t pick the team

munetsichads

in hindsight triple west ham was a mistake

>0-0
>1-0
>2-0
>3-0
>4-0?

Guess we are just gonna captain whomever plays against Burnley each week.

>>150256589
I so nearly picked him, you just can't trust Pep

>>150256934
that's it, I'm doing shitkins to mayenda

>>150256927
Im lumping on Wolves 4-0 City

>>150256961
JSL hatty please

>>150256874
Nothing wrong with De Cuyper, he is a 4.5 attacking fullback on a good team taking freekicks

If Haaland doesn't score 5 I'm finished.

>>150256987
Not got him in FPL or any wolves assets, and I’ve captained Haaland, but rooting for this now

>>150257007
we still believeee

>>150256908
>hindsight

Theres still Fullkrug time

>>150256864
Sitting on 48pts right now with 5 still to play, so I guess I've done reasonably okay.

>>150257008
Based.

Prepare to kneel.

the absolute state of wet spam

>3
>3
>3

Wan-Bissakabros...

What is wrong with west ham are they dumb

See you next week, lads.

Thank you, anons who convinced me to replace Wet Spam defender with Milenkovic

>>150257117
That was me, you are welcome

On 29 points rn before bonuses from 4 players

>23 from triple spurs
juicy

>>150257101
The boy who lived

insanely based wipe

Are you fucking kidding me my clean sheet gets wiped at 90+6 in a 90+6 game.
Marmoush better get subbed in and get 1 assist 1 goal

>>150254834
i want to die
i've also just lost verbruggen's clean sheet

diouf bros.....

>no pen
>last min cs wipe
the cooper bros...

How soon before Potter gets sacked

Hoping for Palmingz and Bruno to statpad

I can't believe you niggas get mad about a fucking browser game

soon haaland bros.. soon

Lost 200K in rank with this goal

>>150257283
Rank is meaningless now.

Manifesting Strand Larsen hatty

need a crucial haaland acl tear right after kick off

Sunderland top of the league. They're gonna do a Leicester

I'm a top /sp/ league contender rn

23 behind green arrow.
Snow monkee better perform or i will invade Norway by myself.

>>150257292
Morale boost

4 points gone right at the end from verbrugeen
should have realised wan bissaka was a trap
it's been a terrible start
also thank you to whoever said about rutter in here a week or so ago

Say my name.

>>150257379
niclas five and a halfkrug

>gvardiol ded
>played bench boost
>captain salah no hat trick
see you next year lads

I have 18 points and only three of my team have played

Thank god I used bb

So whoever plays Burnley or West Ham. That's your Captain

>>150257447
sarr chad i kneel

>>150257447
I think your app is bugged lad Salah is missing

I captained Bowen to be different

>>150257449
It's on Palmingz.

>>150257465
Didn't you hear? The meta is midfield-lite this year.

SAVE ME MR. HOLLAND

>>150257449
adingra it is

>have one (1) blank in my starting 11

Imagine picking the wrong players

just subbed wan-bissaka for reinildo

What a terrible, terrible day.

If guardiola doesn’t play Cherki and Halaand fail to score.. I’m done

Liking Reijnders' positioning. I better get a haul.

where the fuck are my haaland goals

I hate Pep, why does he have to drop Marmoush?

>>150257846
You can’t call it “dropping” if it’s the first game of the season. Not having that

This cunt is so washed

Ait-Nouri is a positive for City

Le ogre... Le washed?
>in b4 reindeer golazo

>>150257883
HIV positive maybe

>>150257854
Then rotating.

>GW1
>my team's already shit and it's so over
every single year it's the same shit over and over.

I forgot how boring it is to watch Shitty.

are wolves elite or are shitty shit

>>150257941
No it’s not that either. He’s just second choice

>reindeer having a shirtz tier debut in PL

Never back newcomers in FPL

>>150257991
second choice to fucking doku? pep is just a bald coward and marmoush is too direct for his boring possesionball

>>150258050
doku is such a shitter. i don't know how he starts for city

>>150258050
>second choice to fucking doku?

Correct, ma'am

>>150258050
He should start but not over Doku. He's shit at LW, we saw this last season.

HE'S HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reincucks BTFO

HERE WE GO

reijnders pre-assist

saladbros we done goofed

haaland bros. it's just beginning

HAALAND OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
SALAH BANDWAGONERS SUCK ME OFF AND KISS MY FEET
PHAROAES ARE THE PAST, ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE

Also Reindeer looks like a baller

REIJNDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ok we have unlocked the wolves defense, time to rack up the score. Time to gorge, time to feast.
Fantasy cant even update my haaland points Reijnders is IN

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>150258018
APOLOGISE

I should’ve got reindeer

REINDEER CHADS HERE WE GO

why the fuck did I pick dewsbury-hall instead of a £5.5m city number 8

Reijnders essential

it's never been more over

Shitty wasn't supposed to ball this hard!

was gonna go for reijnders but didn't
tyb haaland tho

>>150257511
THANK YOU

*yawn* it's just too easy
how many more we gonna get boys

Lewis and Bobb with the meme assists.

Everyone not picking Reijnders is getting exposed as an EPL babby. He scored plenty at AC Milan

At least I have Andersons guaranteed defcons coming up

don't panic andersonbros, those 4 pointers will add up over the course of the season, just trust the process

>>150258291
Getting benched by Douglas Luiz soon.

I'm already contemplating a wildcard. Is it too early?

gw1 saved by trusting in reindeers
feelsgoodman

GW1 and its already over.

You DID pick Haaland and Reijnders, right lads?

how badly did they fuck up pricing Reijnders at 5.5?

>>150258311
It's never too early if you've picked shitters. I just made 6 transfers. Kicking myself for ignoring Reijinders.

If Liverpool hadn't had saved me in the last moments yesterday I'd be on like 10 points right now.

Reijnders looks like he could be the new Gündoğan

>>150258311
You get two + 5 free transfer from Africa.
So sent them as soon as your team turns to shit.

>>150258348
Only Reindeers.
>>150258354
Well once Kovacic, Foden, Rodri, and someone else I'm forgetting are back from injury he's going to be much more susceptible to becoming a victim of Pep's roulette.

>>150258354
>not pl proven, mate
>won't cut in the prem, lad
>can't handle the physicality, bruv

>>150258449
these but unironically

>picked the wrong shit over hyped new City signing
RIP me

I'm getting Bobb

I've never managed to make points out of BB in I dont know how many seasons

Post your regrets
>Watkins
>Bowen
>Konsa
>Salah instead of Haaland

>>150258502
I fell for the >Wirtz meme

>>150258528
Next week is Wirtz's week

Strand Larsen hattrick incoming

>>150258502
wet spam will dry up
believe in bowne

>>150258502
>Bowen (C)
>Areola
>Amad (pre-emptive)
>Elanga

>>150258502
>didn't fall for wet spam
>0 Pep roulette frauds
>0 "oh he play so high up the pitch he must get goal contributions" 4.5M wing-backs

0 regrets, fuck kneejerking

>>150258502
Wirtz
Watkins

>>150258502
>Knee jerked out mayenda for thiago
Grim

>>150258677
>Tanaka (C)

I kneel

>>150258502
Bowen plus Wan-Bissaka on the bench, fell for the West Ham meme

>>150258502
None. Not touching my team unless there are injuries.

another half, another haaland goal. let's go boys

>>150258752
Let's not. Reindeer can score tho.

Don't see a red Rudolph

>second most transferred out midfielder is Kudus

Why

It's just one tap in...

Come on pep sub off niggery noggu and uncle silva/bobb and put in Marmoush and Cherki

>yellow card -1
reijndersfags btfo

>>150258944
arabs chasing highest score of the week

>>150258966
game week ruined :(((

KINOOOOOOOO

REIJNDERS ASS

Season over

>>150258752
B^)

>>150258502
>Salah and Haaland meaning I had to waste a FWD on Fullkrug
>BB1 with Hermansen and Diouf on the bench with TOSIN who won't play tomorrow
>Swapped Kudus for Rutter
>Captained Salah
>WIRTZ

the wrecker of wolves

That's it, I'm wildcarding tomorrow before the prices change.

>He didn't captain Haaland
KWAB

HAAALAND AGAIN
PHARAOHS ARE THE PAST ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE
SUCK ME OFF SALAH BANDWAGONERS AND KISS MY FEET

salad(C)ucks.......

need to sell Fullkrug before price drops
Will Thiago start?

Why the fuck did I pick Salah

CAPTAIN HAALAND

>>150259047
>starting the season with fullkrug
You don’t need to sell him you need to delete the app

No but seriously though, you picked Haaland and Reijnders? Please tell me you did?

no need for salah

man city matchfixing as usual. no surprise there.

Feasting status, one more and I believe it will be engorged.

just remembered reijnders was on the bench in the draft i had him in my team so i'm less annoyed at myself

>>150257511
I M GONNA CUUUUM

>>150259093
nice, if i'd known this stat i would have probably done it too

>>150259120
I knew that stat, or rather, I knew he had one game vs Wolves with 3 goals, and another with 4 goals.
I believe Wolves also would be at their worst in the early season as compared to when they get going during the season.

>>150259077
Now show the rest of your team

>>150259077
wait till reijnders gets a red

>>150259069
I only brought him in to target Sunderland. I always planned to sell after today

I do like this new update to the robot

>>150258502
>wan-bissaka, even celebrated picking him when konsa got red carded
>wirtz because he's clearly going to take a long time to do anything good
watkins is on alert too but i believe in him

>>150259220
sunderland at home on the opening day of their first season back was not the game to bank on a west ham flop at striker

Should I wildcard now or wait for the gameweek to end? Don't bother talking me out of it, I'm doing it.

>haaland off
we're safe salahsisters

Imagine captaining a player averaging 72 minutes a game

>>150259350
still will score the most points lol

Fuck off pep, but i think the TC was still worth it when I have another TC later in season. So if I can use the next one on another 2-3 goals thatll be good combined.

>>150259350
scored two times more goals than Salah this season

I have Saka but I hope they lose and that he does nothing

>Defensive Contribution
oh ok

dear all salah (c)HADS. i hope you enjoyed gooning over ONE goal yesterday. i hope u enjoyed laughing at haaland enjoyers. i hope u enjoyed _proving_ all the doubters wrong. see you at the top of the table i guess

>>150259445
that implies that salah captainers will be at the top of the table, ahead of you

>>150259467
the inner machinations of ur mind are an enigma

cherkifags REDEEMED

Okay I'm not wildcarding, I'm just going to take -4.

>>150259508
how would you see a salah captainer at the top of the table if they aren't at the top of the table, you fucking dolt? if you wanted to imply you're at the top and they arne't then you'd be seeing them FROM the top of the table. not at it.

Over before it began

Save me joe pedo

>>150259557
u see my cerebral post is actually mocking the salah captainers. all the big talk of believing and a cheering a 90+4 goal like it was some boon from god himself. they must be at the top of the table with a 200 iq play of captaining a player with 1 goal, right?

If you used AI or watched tips and tricks videos your points dont count

>>150259557
See you in hell Salah captainer
Also kiss my feet and suck me off

>>150259624
Yes, I'm aware of that, you fucking mong. I'm telling you that your mocking doesn't work because you don't have a good grasp of the English language and accidentally implied they would be at the top of the table, thus not the subject of ridicule, as they would be above you in the table. How are you struggling with this?

>>150259649
bro u got rocks in ur head

>>150259646
>ogrefags are fags
qu'elle surprise

Having Haaland in your team screams "I'm a pussy".

>>150259673
you are mentally disabled. like, should probably have a carer level of mentally disabled.

>>150259649
>>150259673
At least one of you is on the spectrum.

>>150259681
u didn't pick the player who scores goals?

>>150259681
What about owning Wirtz and Salah?

>>150259633
What if I created the database myself and the machine learning model used to predict the points? Is that allowed?

>>150259681
This.
Having Salah in your team screams strongmind. Everyone doubts him ever season and he was dogshit in pre-season. It takes balls to buy the most expensive player after all that. Balls and brains.

>>150259696
"I get pussy"

Marmoush cucking the reindeer of a goal

>>150259672
>FPL is a competition that can be defined in a single word.....afhghjfjfkdjfmhgnhm

>>150256342
This is what you get for going for cheap picks in defence.

>>150259692
>>150259696
>>150259714
Allow me to seethe in peace. I replaced Burn with Wan Bissaka.

>>150259689
probably

>>150259681
Salah in your team screams “I can’t think for myself so I’ll just pick the guy who scored most points last season without thinking about his wider, deeper role, the new players alongside him infront of him and the fact that his last season was a massive statistical outlier and the fact he’s 45 years of age”
Suck me off and kiss my feet

How many points did Xhaka get? I was too cowardly to get him

>>150259764
>he’s 45 years of age
This is what zoomers actually believe

>>150259770
Have a look for yourself why you askin me for?

>>150259764
Did salah blank?!

>>150259690
it's the same guy

>>150259719
kek

>>150259764
my approach to fpl is pure pub football vibes
>city must be raring to prove people wrong after last season
>>150259794
>1 goal
>for captaincy
might as well blank kek

>>150259764
what if I'm a liverpool fan who really likes Mo Salah?

For the record, Mo Salah's current role (the same as it was last year) is further forward than it's ever been in his time at Liverpool.

>>150259788
It was the other lad i was asking

Snow Ape fags seething hard over the Inevitable Egyptian. Enjoy your shortsighted GW1 win.

>>150259807
>what if I'm a liverpool fan
Then you should kill yourself like Jota and the 96. I stopped reading there. Hope this helps

>>150259806
16 points for a captain isnt bad. Ive had a lot... lot worse

>>150259826
haaland is back. it's just that simple

>>150259764
The new players make him better you mong. Slot's new look side is overloaded on the left. Gakpo, Ekitike and Wirtz are all left-side dominant players. Salah is going to get even more space and even more players to fire the ball into. Frimpong's entire role seems to be to overlap Salah and drag away a defender so Salah can shoot. He's going to score another 25-30 goals this season and there's fuck all you can do about it.

Reminder that they had to triple captain Haaland to make it look like he was better than a normal Salah Captain.

>>150259530
no bonus points for reijnders, towers definitely picked anderson

>>150259833
alri dave, shouldnt you be in /epl/ instead?

also, we both know you read the full post and got a little embarrassed at realising you were wrong about Salah's role.

>>150259826
>enjoy your shortsighted gw1 win
My god you’re gonna be seething until the 25th of August about Salah not being as good as Haaland. 9 sleepless nights raging that you went with the wrong premium
Couldn’t be me. I captained Haaland
Now kiss my fucking feet

>>150256961
I hope you bet on this.

>>150259826
haaland has spuds at home while salah has newcastle away
it's over for salad enjoyers

>>150257008
well played cunt

>>150259864
cope. salah is done. it's the season of gakpo

>at least salah got ONE bonus point
OH NONONONONONO

>>150259907
>>150259920
Read it again. I bet on Wolves to win 4-0

>>150259913
Man City always get clapped by Spurs and St James Park is ez.

>>150257234
Fall at the latest.

Semenyo has MOGGED Haaland. Its over Erlingsisters...

>>150259949
should really have to pay them double the stake in that case

i mean do we do Anderson to reijnders now or? price rise??

>>150259913
Man City and their famously good track record against The Mighty Totspurs

>>150259967
>British flag
>calling it fall
Brother eeeeuuuuuggghhhh

>>150259949
Oh. Oh dear.

>>150257444
Woah sorry hard

>>150259913
>haaland: gets rinsed by frank's defence, blanks, gets hooked at 70' again
>salah: does nothing, gets a pen, 3 bonus

Who got boners points in the city game?

>>150260032
unless they scam it, atm it's

57 with mateta, gyokeres and a leeds defender left to play

>>150260055
I know he got 3 bonus AS WELL AS 2 goals I just wanted someone to answer me so I can dunk on Salahfags again kek

>>150260059
so 60

I have 56 points with 5 players still to play.

>>150260078
>so I can dunk on Salahfags again kek

>>150259396
Why are four of your players taking throw in's?

>>150260059
Impressive, very nice
Now let’s see 52 with Sanchez, Gabriel, Gudmunsson, Palmer AND Joao to play

sorry for being mean real salah captainers. i just like making fun of content creator copy andies and templaters

31 points with 6 players left

Anyone who picks Chelsea players is a gay, retarded faggot

>>150260155
>and templaters
but you're running template?

The last time I played FPL Gabriel Agbonlahor was my hot young pick

>46 with five to play
Grealishlingz hatty incoming.

>>150260231
i'd be impressed if he even starts tbqph

can you use free hit + bench boost in the same gameweek?

Is this good? New to divegrass

>>150260535
wtf is this jaag app you're using.

>>150260535
Yes now do this for another 30weeks and you'll win the whole thing

how the fuck is konsa on a 3 pointer??

>>150260576
livefpl is what fpl nerds use to dab on other people. it just shows ur rank with all current points considered, before the actual fpl site updates

>>150260471
No

>>150260471
Just like your diet, only one chippie per week.

JSL not getting his well earned goal in that game has really angered me, give me a few measly points FUCK

>>150260717
I guarantee that's not his diet

>>150260535
15 players is cheating, desu.

>>150260717
weak
gotta get at least 2 in lad, unless the chinese chippy doesnt count towards it

>>150260681
someone please answer

Why the fuck would someone triple captain Semenyo away at Liverpool
RIGGED

>>150260899
scousers love semen, yo

>>150260899
Liverpool's defence is shit and Semenyo is decent.

>>150260899
the guy who did it is a liverpool fan as well

>>150260899
Because that someone has another million different spare accounts.

Forest have been raped by Ipswich
38 mil for Hutchinson

>>150261080
good player, they'll sell him for 60 plus. young english player EZ profit

>>150260899
it was the wheelchair guy

>>150261080
42 mil for 30 year old ouattara is worse

Do I sell Rogers for Semenyo

>>150261603
I have. Semenyo is Bournemouth's only hope and he's clearly about to gain .2 in value so it's probably worth it. I made 6 other transfers. If this doesn't work it's over for me.

>one goal and assist for reindeer
>no bp
I hate this fucking game so fucking much.

>>150260723
He was really good today. Happy to have him

>>150261603
It's worth considering.

Both are evenly matched. Both teams have 7 or 8 good fixtures. Villa have Sunderland & Burnley though. Villa seemed shit really against a striker-less Newcastle

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>>150261942