Thread 150244609

heemvious: >>150240789

news:
>Double OKTAGON champ Loseine Keita appears to have signed with the UFC. He will fight at lightweight.
https://x.com/JHagholm1/status/1956459948298133520
>Mark Hunt is trying to appeal his lawsuit against the UFC with the SCOTUS.
https://x.com/markhunt1974/status/1956338262244557043

Kobe Steele

>>150244609 (OP)
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/158525-losene-keita

A bong till weighing ceremony

>>150244609 (OP)
Being French, either by ethnicity or nationality, literally weakens ones physiology. It's remarkable that GSP did what he did, being a Francophone.

>>150244609 (OP)
He good?

>>150244654
You shouldn't have asked

So where exactly does Paul Buentello fit into all of this?

here to take over

>>150244653
It must be something with his lifestyle that countered all the francophone debuffs

>>150244654
no

>>150244653
At least Quebec isn't New Delhi like the rest of Canada

>>150244653
Good thing he's Belgian then

please explain

why can't you oil yourself up as a striker
So it's harder to get grip if you're fighting wrestler? Is that illegal??

real ones remember Casey Kenney before he was sealed in carbonite for all eternity

>>150244686
yeah it's called greasing and it's illegal

Hunto is looking good
https://x.com/markhunt1974/status/1956461905331278172

>>150244653
He is definitely good. If you're asking whether he'll be champ or perennial contender, I'm not sure. Haven't seen enough of him. Here are some highlights:

https://x.com/OktagonOfficial/status/1873509242998833305

https://x.com/LaSueur_off/status/1733616612610318677

https://x.com/MMAPropagande/status/1782840999363969176

He had a nasty body shot KO a year or two ago as well that I can't quickly find atm.

>>150244686
Yes, it's illegal

>>150244686
Are you implying something about the GSP-Penn fight? Come out and say it

Dripass BTFO

>>150244653
He is from Belgium but you tried.

>>150244674
Hheheh no way tapturo is that tall must be wearing those homosexual shoes again

>>150244609 (OP)
My bad, I said in OP he's gonna fight at LW. He's actually gonna fight at 145.

https://x.com/mma_kings/status/1945891021792960736

Cyril "Kody Steele" Gane

>>150244653
Probably absorbed some blacksplosiveness from all that jungle cuzz via osmosis

Good Morning Sirs!

>>150244722
Wearing shoe lifts is a permanent story loss

'Member Cung Le?

>>150244770
Afraid not

Pico's wrestling? World class
Pico's boxing? Olympic gold medal level
Pico's cardio? Could win the Tour de France
Pico's heart? Impossible to quantify
Pico's footwork? Slick as it gets
Pico's kicks? Don't even get me started
Pico's losses? To low level Bellator cans

>>150244751
Ratlip can't eat pork

>>150244770
THE?

>>150244776
He can, his backward retard mountain religion just forbids it

Dricus might actually die man i'm scared

>>150244770
I remember him slumpin that Jim Carrey lookalike. Very based.

>>150244775
No one has said this, but by all means, continue to seethe because I think Leon Murphy's a good matchup for him and because I believe in his talent.

>>150244781
Sanshou>>>>>>Meme thai

>>150244793
he just said it moron

>>150244793
You are the most insufferable poster on /heem/. The schizoposters were more tolerable lol

>>150244793
His still young he can improve but I dont think he's gonna beat the leroy davis

Why are Russian Muslims so popular within the Indian/Pakistani community?

You making fun of Aaron Pico is a personal attack against me

>>150244791
Cumshot went life and death with a lightweight journeyman

Stop fucking responding to him you fucking retards

>>150244808
>>150244810
>>150244819
Don't be so mad just because I like to discuss MMA. If he loses, he loses. I don't think he will. Planting my flag in his camp only makes me the enemy to weirdos who take internet arguments seriously.
>>150244813
Why not?

Kody fucking steele

>I like to discuss MMA
You approach every topic in the most surface level ways and are incapable of understanding a fighter outside of knockout = good

Piggies feasting on their Zatdaddy slop

Mark Hunt atomic butt slam with a big beer fart upon landing on your face
Thoughts?

>>150244674
This is also the Pico Steele Ganecel

>>150244831
respond to this playa!
*moons you and prairie dogs a turd*

>>150244703
Reminder that Hunto is like 2300 ELO in chess.com

>>150244860
You have poor reading comprehension. Most of my favorite fighters have great grappling. I think Pico beats Murphy through wrestling.

Kody. Fucking. Steele.

>>150244830
LW is far deeper than MW let's be honest here
>marvin vettori in the top 10
>ghost of rob whittaker in the top 10
>rimmer de redditor in the top 5
>dripcum dubussy champ
Joke division. I'd argue it's beneath Khamzat

Dricus Du Plessis vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy vs. Aaron Pico
Geoff Neal vs. Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier vs. Michael Page
Tim Elliot vs. Kai Asakura

>>150244895
Kill yourself tranny.

Aaron Piglet has got to be one of the chinniest fighters I've ever seen

>>150244865
a real dricus fan would have done this without putting down the plastic sheeting, this video is a low effort psyop straight out of the brazzacord

>>150244895
Bruh

>>150244895
Aaron Pico

What would Hector Lombard say about the Bryan Battle situation?

>>150244895
Omg...like Batmen...he appear when moist needed...

>>150244895
>Diddy P
>Murphy
>Prates
>MVP
>Asapoora

>>150244891
Good point

>>150244895
Khamzat
Pico
Neal
Page
Asakura

>>150244891
155 is by far the deepest division
Average size men are 155ers

>>150244884
Describe for me what a giggler is

>>150244891
Oh fuck how could I forget
>sean "my daddy touches me at night" strickland is top 3
HAHAHAHA holy grim!

>>150244895
all right side

>>150244895
DDP
Lerone. Fucking. Murphy.
The hue
MVP
THE JAP

>>150244842
I'm still traumatized from the shitshow performance of that bellator bum who lost to mario.
Never again

>>150244914
Hectnor Lobnard is too busy pillowfighting Chuck Kongo to give an shit these days IMHO

Whoever wins, I hope that they both have fun in the process.

>>150244895
Khamzat
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150244895
Dricus Du Plessis
Aaron Pico
Carlos Prates
Jared Cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150244895
Khamzat Chimaev
Lerone Murhphy
Geoff Neal
Jared cannonier
Kai Asakura

>>150244929
half-guard / 3/4-guard sweep where you use one leg as sort of an underhook with the other leg used to help push over the posted underhooked leg (along with wrist control and upper body layover) to reverse or create a scramble
they teach this and S sweeps in like your first week of white belt bjj. I'm glad you thought this was arcane knowledge

>>150244895
Chimaev by sub
Murphy by TKO
Prates by KO
MVP by decision
Asakura by decision

>>150244895
DDP
Pico
CP
MVP
Asakura

>>150244895
khamzat
pico
neal
page
elliott

>>150244869
i don't watch that crap
whoever pico is i want him to lose to demoralize khamzat

>>150244983
fuck man you're smart
wow
i kneel

>all the retards picking Du Piglet
KEEEEEEEEEK THEY ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE ARI PSYOP AND THINK ITS GONNA BE A CLOSE FIGHT

>>150244895
khamzat
pico
neal
cannonier
elliott

>>150244895
Khamdaddy by rape
Murphy
Prates
MVP daddy
Tim Elliot

>>150245033
Oh it's not gonna be a close fight that's for sure.

>>150245033
You're in for a rude awakening tomorrow when your boy gases out in the first 5 minutes

UFC 323: (LAST EVER NUMBERED EVENT) Volkanovski vs Pico

Aaron Pico will get a title shot before Movsar Evloev

THE unranked smellator bum whose headlining a co main ppv card? Beast.

>>150245046
i think there still gonna be numbered events, but taht is the last one in the old ppv format

>>150245044
>gases out in the first 5 minutes
Uh oh your BDS is flaring up again.
Im afraid the fight won't last 5 min because Khamdaddy will prolapse Du Piggy's bacon bussy in less than a minute

>>150245033
I told you guys before. Khamzat isn't just going to expose Driscus, he's gonna expose the entire middleweight division for the trash heap it is. Prepare for a run on par with A. Silva's domination.

>>150245058
That would be unjust, and I love Pico. Evloev has been deserving for a while now. No one does to Aljo what he did.
I think it should be Evloev, followed by Silva (if he beats Lopes). Pico should fight one more time after Leon Murphy.

Aaron Pico does things in that octagon youll aint never finna seen before

i bet the first paramount card will be held at the apex

>>150245044
it's cute you think the fight will last 5 minutes

>>150244895
Zat
Pic
Prat
Pag
Kai

>>150245077
ZAMN! he heemed that can!

>>150245077
I've seen someone get heemed before

DDP is a bigger and better version of Gilbert Burns

>>150245086
You're right. It will go the distance. 48-47 AND STILL

>>150244895
Dricus
Pico
CP
Page
Kai

Aaron Pico is a bigger and better version of Josh Emmett

Hold me now, I'm 6 feet from the edge and I'm thinkin...

>>150244910
>>150244924
>>150244972
>>150244995
>>150245002
>>150245035
>>150245091
>>150245112
We are on the right side of history, mein bruders.

khamzat is a younger and better version of derek brunson

Wtf is dad doing suing the UFC

I have on good authority Lerone Murphy is a clone spliced from Leon Edward's DNA. This is currently 0 evidence Lerone Murphy existed a month ago

>>150244895

> Dricus du Plessis
> Murphy
> Prates
> MVP
> Kai

Lerone Murphy beat Josh Emmett

>>150244895
Khamzat
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

Wtf Khamzat’s dad is literally blue eyed white kek

Aaron Pico beat John de Jesus

>i-i'm gonna stop those illegal streamers
>gets btfo and has to sign the paramount deal
I'm so happy the jewFC is finally collapsing.

>>150244895
Du Plessis
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Elliot

Josh Emmett would send Pico to the moon

Poor poor Dirty Diaper Piggy

TKO BOXING!!!
POWERSLAP!!!

lerone murphy, leon edwards and MVP are black

>>150245194
Yeah, Emmett would be a bad matchup. Strong TDD and very explosive. It's hard to trust Pico's defense and chin in that scenario.

>>150245208
Proof?

>>150245151
delete this immediately

>>150245208
pot kettle

Prime josh emmet is top 5 FW of all time

Prime Josh Emmett's signature win is Ricardo Lamas
Senile Josh Emmett kickstarted Calvin Kattar's 5 fight losing streak

>>150245235
Volkanovski
Aldo
Holloway
Topuria
McGregor

>>150245260
>you are so autistic that you actually get upset about other people's opinions

>>150245260
Pico has the highest level striking and wrestling in MMA history. Arcane. Giggler. Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Biggest paper champs in UFC history:
1. Jamawl Hill
2. Sean StrickGaped
3. Sean O'fagly
4. Peon Smegwards
5. Daniel "DC" Coonmier

>>150245260
post a slip betting on murphy then, he's the betting underdog so it should be an easy bet to make if you're so confident in him

1-cody garbage

Khamzat Chimaev? Deserves the noose.

>>150244895
Cumshot
Picogram
Prates
Porkyman Trainer Page
j-tuber Kai

>>150245277
Can't be a paper champ if you defended your belt. Bobby Knuckles is the #1 paper champ.

>>150245277
>>150245298

>>150245275
https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19683516/is-aaron-pico-greatest-prospect-mma-history

Murphy should withdraw honestly. He might die in there

>>150244895
Dricus
Murphy
Prates
Page
Kai

>>150245298
>>150245315
robert would have defended if yoel wasn't a bryan battle level retard

>>150245326
thanks Sneedinho

>>150244895
Chimaev
Pico
Prates
MVP
Asakura

>>150245315
not his fault gsp was calling out lightweights and featherweights

Man

>>150245315
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Ratlip Cumshot beat THAT?!?!?!

>>150244818
They see them as a counter/predator to westerners
Ennemy of my ennemy you know

>>150245340
what happened to sufi scholar chimaev?

WE'RE LIVE

>>150244609 (OP)
The funniest part about the Mark Hunt Brock Lesnar debacle is it was one of the most boring, zero damage fight of either of their careers.
It would be one thing if he got hurt like Bisping against Vitor, or Tony did by Chandler. But they literally stood around for 10 min of the fight and the other 5 min were Lesnar laying on him doing pitter patter. Hunt even said he believed lesnar was on roids in the build up lmao.

ITS UP !!!
https://youtu.be/Za6HeiTJIWI?si=EdZqCbzuokOvdgyY

>>150245365
He doesn't really have a great case, but his attorney must be loving the ability to milk him for tens and tens of thousands. I think I saw he might be trying the appeal pro se :skull: :skull: :skull:

>>150244895
Khamzat
Lerone
Carlos
Michael
Kai

I'm trans.

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://x.com/keita_losene/status/1956459355756499295

didn't murphy get taken down by josh emmett
pico probably finna weem

holy shit it's joe rogan
how did they get him to do a ufc event

>>150245415
Murphy won in the end and that is all that matters

Why'd this doo wear lifts?

>>150245341
Much easier than DDP, yes!

barboza wife is a peach

>>150245429
so when izzy was able to stop pereira's offense with smartly timed handtraps even though he got knocked out that never ended up mattering either right

>>150245438
look up and post the standard version of that shoe to prove his are altered plz

pinkeye?

>>150244895
Du Piglet
Pico
CP
MVP
Eliott

>>150245457
What?

>>150245479
forgot i was talking to a casual nvm

>>150244895
Khamzat
Pico
CP
MVP
Asakura

>>150245484
Use proper punctuation and grammar next time dumb nigger!

>>150245504
184.8. Scale was operated in error by the person who does weight.

>>150245507
183 was the eye test weight, not looking good for dricus if he's registering as a sizelet to the trained eye

>Tim Elliott is still ranked 11
Legit forgot this guy exists until this week
He's getting heemed and retiring

>>150245505
You struck a nerve

What if Qannonier uses his black israelite magic to heem MVP? I'm worried my picks are gonna get goofed

Why doesn't MVP have a flag? Was he trying to rep Palestine

>>150245520
No idea what you're talking about. You seem confused

Geoff Neal is white, btw

This dumbass dude almost winded up on Robert Dydrek's ridiculousness

Cannonier is the blackest, hoodlum, ratty NIGGER there is yet redditors on here say he is le white for le funnay meymey xD

Whadaya think of this was he shook or not
https://youtube.com/shorts/Rn0XhxfelwM?si=eUqEOW4oLK_lVXOn

Qannonier's chin is toast. MVP heems him

Cannonier is white, btw

Prates badly lost that exchange. Bet the farm on Neal. Fighting nerds invincibility is over

>>150245548
I'm afraid BBCnonnier got your pink pale bacon bussy sizzling piggy playa

>>150245565
Shut the fuck up retard
Nerds always win

Yeah Murphy wins however he wants. Pico is nervous AF

That weigh in show was rough man like three dude who just got their two week notice

>>150245570
Ew, don't reply to me you brown retard.

Who is dickus? nobody knows dis guy

>>150245577
I'm afraid you'll be oinking for your Canonnierdaddy litte piggy

>>150245577
Brown daddies prolapsed your bacon hole im afraid....

Can't believe we still got some genuine marks who think PooFC is le pushing Pico. This is a burial of the PFLator. All has gone according to plan.
This is a fighter with zero hype who will get a boost for beating the other team and showing le levels. It already was working as intended at the press conference.

turn it. fricking. up.

>>150245577
Pakdaddies run your yellow bussy I fear

Bo.
Fucking.
Nickal.

>"If I finish him I'll win" - DDP
Chills.

I asked chat gpt to generate the funniest possible image of dricus du plessis. I think it's safe to say the shit posting game has been changed forever

>>150245591
Unlikely

CHIMP OUT

>>150244895
Dricus
Lerone
Prates
MVP
Kai

security ruins another staredown

Post that webm of gooby dodging all of peahead strikes

i told you dricus was in his head

ratlip is revved

Chimaev is nervous lmao

>Du piggy is literally to scared to even go forward
HOLY KWAB THE PIGGY IS TERRIFIED

>>150244895
Khamzat
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

khamzat has god on his side. dricus is fucked

ratlip mogged du piggy here

>>150245586
I thought this about Patchy vs Bautista. That's the trickiest match you could give someone for their first fight.

>Dricus "Stillknocks" Du Plessis
>Lerone "The Miracle" Murphy
>Carlos Augusto "The Nightmare" Monteiro Prates
>Michael Jerome "Venom" Reece-Page
>Kai Asakura

Wtf are you watching

Still knocks.

>>150245624
Nah dricus is a man of God, khamzat is a greedy driven satan

I swear to god I'm finna heem my own grandma if dricus loses.

>that forced laugh
KEK he is genuinely scared shirtless

>wearing a shirt to weigh ins because you're afraid to get mogged
massive story loss for khamzat

>crowd loves a muzzie who hates usa/them
lmao nows the time, kim

>>150245631
Whoops forgot to add the >>150244895

Jon anik eyebags

Volk & Whittaker are both picking DDP. What are the implications of this?

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mr9eja/volk_and_whittaker_backing_ddp_to_win/

>>150245649
>Revealing your final form to your opponent ahead of the fight
Shig

>>150245631
My beautiful jewish bitch

>>150244895
DDP
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150245665
both are piggies who got porked by cumzat and ilia

>>150244895
du Plessis
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

>>150245682
Khamzat being this agitated is a massive buy flag on ddp

>>150245643

I'm a Du Piggy for life but he was stumbling over his words and awkward as hell. We forget sometimes that Dricus is ESL. Pls no bully our champ :(

>>150245682
dana ruined this. jumped way too early

Ratlip chimped out. He's shook.

>>150245682
>Dirty Diaoer Piggy too scared to even move
I'm afraid Khamdaddy will pozz up his greased up pork bussy so hard it will never close again.....

>>150245688
what a disgusting disabled freak

>>150245711
monitor

do you realize how over it is for khamzat to be this shook just from looking into dricmonster's eyes

>>150244895
DDP
Murphy
Prates
MVP
Kai

star power might not be there anymore..

>>150245711
dont sign your posts

>>150245731
Whittaker is so scared in this fight shouldve just ducked the guy if you cant even look at him

Dricus should've checked in

What is it about Dricus looks that makes one assume he's gay? Is it the happy expression and a little awkward behavior?

>>150244895
DDP
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

>>150245767
a bunch of ai photos and videos of him kissing men don't fall for it

DDP
Pico
Prates
Cannonier
Asakura

>>150245763
Whats his name again looks like a good guy

Basically how the face off went

>>150245787
Thats Cameron Saimon playa!

>>150245767
Mma Fatru accidentally leaked that he lives with another guy and not his girlfriend KEK
He's a revolting faggot with the most obvious beard i have ever seen

Chimaev is just selling the fight. It's not real chimpout energy per my eye test

/weem/ is electric right now.

in many ways dricus is the most heterosexual man of all time

>>150245845
>wow he chugs some estrogen

>I'm here with Khamzat Chimaev, about to face Dricus Du Plessis for the UFC middleweight title. Khamzat, what would it mean to you to win the belt tomorrow night?
I smesh brazza you know this I keel this guy
>Yes but Khamzat how would it feel to be champ?
He not impress brazza I keel him easy work
>Khamzat tell us about your thought process and emotions as you prepare for this fight
I keel him

Why are MMA journalists absolute fucking retards

>>150245694
Market disagrees lol

>>150245845
HRT liquid
Du Piggy is getting into the zone for his breeding sessions

why do all you illiterate morans type "brazza" even though the caucasian muslims don't make the z sound in that word

I KNOW YALL DIDN'T THINK THE BUTCHER WAS GONNA MAKE WEIGHT

It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88anbA7xIJs

>>150245902
The fuck is this the phonics channel

Heem knows all the tricks in the book iykyk

>>150245886
Sports journalism is already a job for retards and MMA is a retard bum sport so we get all the rejects

>>150245914
perlman sounds like shit

>>150245914
kek showing rob's shattered teeth in the cold open

>>150245682
khamzat is finished, holy shit. horrible look

>>150245925
He sounds the same he always does

>>150245682
>dat failed shove

>>150245682
Du Piggy looks like wants to bend over and get bred by Khamdaddy

>>150245896
the markets retarded and youre seeing people who have no idea about the sport bet on chimaev because
>oh bro hes so sick lmao

>>150245905
anik is such a faggot

>>150245682
>>150245930
GOD it's gonna be hilarious seeing Cumsnot getting KILLED dead.

>>150245946
>everyone is wrong but me
Uh oh BDS meltdown

I want dricus to win so bad but I'm ngl he does look scared, I can feel it. Pls tell me he wins bros...

>>150245273
>He has an opinion about other people voicing their opinions about other peoples opinions.

>>150245956
>>everyone is wrong but me
genuinely

>>150245946
Or maybe...just maybe...the smart money is on Chimaev because they know DDP can't defend a takedown and Khamzat is lethal on top

I fear Du Porky is prime for a proper pigdown

>>150245963
>lethal on top
36 year old gilbert burns and 10 day notice usmeng disagree

Im super excited for the fights tomorrow night lads

>ESPN betting guy picked Khamzat ITD
>he's minus-86 units this year
Borzbros...

another angle

>>150245959
bro khamzat's nervous energy is undeniable. no one confident in themselves pushes and prods that hard. guy is absolutely desperate to look like the alpha - he's completely fucked. i'm all in on DDP after that clip

FACE THE PAIN
https://youtu.be/ZAi9a5k-wvQ?si=ABpLQjCAtdzbNkSv

>>150245976
I'm afraid Brunson already confirmed Du Piggy is prime to getting dicked down from top position

>>150245960
observation != opinion
go finish 10th grade nigel

>>150245976
Burns and Usman both have very high level grappling and BJJ. DDP does not

AARON PICO!!!

Dana said I can post the script (not really but I'm getting fired with the new Paramount deal so fuck him)

R1: Khamzat blasts a double off the fence within a minute, racks up control and back-rides. Possible near-finish with a face-crank or RNC attempt. Dricus eats clock, cage-walks a few times. (10-9 or even 10-8 Chimaev.)

R2: More clinch and mat returns from Khamzat, but Dricus starts finding the body and jab on breaks. Scramble success improves; damage evens things up. (10-9 Chimaev or Du Plessis.)

R3: Momentum tilt. Dricus defends first shots, forces resets, and lands hard entries. Khamzat’s attempts come from farther out. (10-9 Du Plessis.)

R4: Stuff-and-punish sequence leads to a wobble; Dricus swarms with punches against the fence or from half-guard for a referee stoppage TKO. (Du Plessis retains.)

If there's no clear finishing sequence in rd4 (has to look organic for the cameras) it'll go to a sloppy, sluggish rd 5 with Dricus edging the decision. These guys are actors and you're all marks lol. Save this post

>>150245999
DDP subbed a whole team of Gracie Barra blackbelts back to back by himself

>>150246017
A roided out 225lb guy subbed a bunch of 160lb limp wristed BJJfags??????? Oh my freakin science!

>>150245990
du BOAR won that fight heemever

>>150246013
disturbingly aligned with my prophetic vision of the fight

>>150245787
Corr look at the size of his head, if he puts one up her she'll be ruined.

>>150246017
wow DU Piggy really did that to a bunch of part-time jobbers from bumfuckswhereville, south africa? Not I'm certain ratlip won't rape him on the first minute only in the inside the first round

what's with the pig stuff? I don't get it

>>150246028
i was there for that vision

>>150246013
The actual script

R1: Khamzat feints a couple times before landing a blast double leg. DDP gets up to one knee against the fence as Khamzat rains strikes. DDP covers up after a big elbow and gives up his back. Khamzat sinks in the choke with no resistance.
>Chimaev wins by submission (RNC) at 0:57 of round 1

>>150246041
He looks like a piggy and he oinks for his daddies

>>150246013
the sad part is you actually spent time on this shitpost which will be forgotten in about 5 minutes (less time than you took laboring over it)

and another angle

Strickland was Khamzat's striking coach for the Whittaker fight and he said if Khamzat keeps it on the feet he's fucked

>>150246052
You don’t feel embarrassed saying this? Even if you’re trying to make fun of him?

Mother. Fucking. Still knocks. Or something...

Zatdaddy had to strip down to his cock and balls to weigh in. I'm afraid this Dricus's fight to lose

>>150246058
yeah Chimaev is blowing his load right away. he better hope he gets an early finish

Can't wait for when Du Piggy gets humiliated and we can move on to actual good fighters who will give ratlip a good fight(Fluffy,Imavov,Borralho)

>>150246063
Fighters and coaches are the absolute worst prognosticators

>>150246092
He didn't against Whittaker

Me to the pawg milf

>>150246063
he was never chimaev's striking coach and is a terrible offensive boxer himself where it matters (in a live fight)
stop lying all the time or else you're gonna end up getting rammed up the ass in hell for a few millennia

in retrospect this was inevitable

Khamzat can’t take all the homosexual glazing you guys are saying into the cage with him. He’s in there by himself against DDP.

>>150246094
Good post overall but Flussy is a bum and should go down to WW

>>150246110
RIP

>>150246113
congratulations on using your faggotry to make the internet gayer. now try to discuss the fight without using terminally online brainrot words

>>150246112
Kek little pussy tap. Its over you Kharmzat ballgargling faggots.

>>150246112
Joe is so tiny

Joe Rogan has a bit of sugar in his tank

>>150246140
Bro is crashing out

>>150245981
What do we make of the huge white penis on Drippy Dricus here lads? Can't bode well for Khamzat, surely.

When will you nerds realize that trying to break down fighter faceoffs is almost always irrelevant? This body language psychology bullshit has been going on for 20 years in this sport and is almost always wrong. Grow up already.

Wrong move dricus

Here's that fruity tae-kwan-do prospect I was telling you shout

>>150246171
you're softer than baby shit and too retarded to know what crashing out is. people insulting you for being an idiot isn't crashing out

>>150246177
I'm afraid du piggy's twp will discharge in his undies in erotic sufocation while khamzat chokes him out

>>150246189
Joe knows he's sweet.

>>150246189
Those are some tight pants

Belal has given oblock the all clear to run the fade on ddp

>>150246190
Bro is not Him

Can't believe that guy called out Weidmans autism like that

where did bro go

>>150246057

I use AI to write all of my shitposts

Grok is getting really good at coming up with new ways to say bacon bussy

Dricus has got a thigh slapper on him. They better bring some extra Vaseline for Khamzat tomorrow night.

Dricus Du Plessis will send Ratlip to the shadow realm tomorrow night!

>>150244895
Diddy P
Lerone Murphy Bruv
CP
MVP
Kai

>>150246179
i wouldn't say it's irrelevant, but fear doesn't lose fights in itself regardless. it can be an advantage actually.
you need to measure up the implications of a fighter being scared or not. how could it affect their gameplan? could it cause them to drop the ball or make a mistake? or could it allow them to be more careful and fight better. it's case by case.

>>150246265
Who is this dashing gentleman?

>>150246271
That's Sneed

>>150246268
Which is why it's useless because we are on the outside looking in, and psychology only works when you intimately understand how someone reacts cognitively, mentally and behaviorally to various triggers and stimuli.
Chimaev has always been a wild boy. DDP is always cool and calm, though he seems slightly more reserved this time around.

>>150246227
Bro is zesty no cap. Quit following.

>>150244895
>dickus du pussis
>picogram
>marlboro man prates
>killa gorilla
>assakura

>>150244895
>DDP
>Murphy
>Prates
>MVP
>Kai

>>150246288
agree to disagree.

Finishing up at the office then it's bf beta time and IPAs baby might even stop at the dispo for some devils lettuce

>>150246312
Alright, dumbass, tell us who won today's staredown. Tell us how it will affect tomorrow, not just in terms of result but granular behavior and gameplanning. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

If the fighter you picked loses tomorrow, will you come onto /heem/ and admit you were wrong?

Lmfao khamzat wobbled himself off his own push. Brick wall of dricus

>>150246335
ok dricsissy I think it's time for your nappy

>>150246346
Of course. You have to be incredibly insecure to let a wrong pick get to you.

>>150246312
Belal refused to flinch

After an entire week of dressing up in suits, shit talking Volk and getting shilled non stop by the UFC, who does Pico fight next after losing a 29-28 point fest where he fails takedowns and looks like a stiff robot on the feet?

>>150246312
how did he not flinch unironically
does being a fighter make you immune to that shit

>>150246346
I have never picked a fight wrong

>>150246353

blatant duck. tremendous and irrecoverable story loss

Dricus will heem then scream free Palestine and Ukraine

>>150246346
Nope. My fighter won't lose tomorrow.

Bryan "Obesity" Battle

>>150246365
Slow reflexes

>>150246237
lmao

>>150244895
Du Plessis
Murphy
Prates
Page
Asakura

>>150246370
juice box
blanky
NOW

>>150246365
Leon is a soft pillowfisted bum, why would anyone be scared of him. Pretty much the only KO in his career was a fluke against a nursing home patient with broken knees

>>150246415
you give off body pillow waifu and anime watcher vibes. probably have a 5 gig folder of pepes. disgusting freak

Kek Alvin hines suspended 1 year for straight up testosterone fucking boomer ahh

>>150246365
he did flinch

>>150246423
you dropped this

>>150246428
don't think I've ever seen him fight

>>150246443
>file name
>typing patterns
you're genuinely a fucking loser lol

shhhh the dusissies are sleeping

>>150246350
Brickus

>>150246383
Bryan came all the way from the great state of Fatassistan

>>150246335
dricus won. khamzat is shook because his eye test is telling him he's not just ragdolling and subbing this guy immediately. which leads directly to the common analysis of dricus probably winning if it becomes a real fight. how will this affect khamzat's gameplan? i assume he'll give the ragdolling a shot regardless, but enter the fight ready to disengage immediately if it doesn't feel right, so as not to drain all his energy. this was similar with burns. and since i believe he's fucked if he tries to strike with dricus, that doesn't look like a great path.

>>150246459
someones a little cranky

NAP TIME

>>150246468
Kino

>Early Prelims start at 1:30AM here
I like Abu Dhabi cards since I can watch them live.

lol

>>150246466
>bro has pictures of sleeping children saved on his pc
Reported to the proper authorities, cant say i didnt expect it from a mudslime dick rider though, religion of pedophillia and all that.

>>150246497
open up for the airplane little driclet!

>>150246488

Maybe you should move to another country eh?

>>150246468
Oh man gg Khamshart faggots

>>150246497
>nonce can't keep himself from rambling about pedophilia upon seeing an innocent sleeping child
keep it in your pants reverend

dricels throwing a fit and stomping their feet right now. What got them so stirred up?

me to gamrot haters

>>150246479
congratulations you said nothing
>chimaev knows he can't sub ddp so he's gonna try to sub ddp and if he can't sub ddp he won't try to sub ddp
go back to your day job of being an unironically retarded neet and never post about psychology again

>>150246515
Yea probably the weather here sucks too.

>>150246521
>i have pictures upon pictures saved on my computer of children that arent mine
>haha its just a shitpost trust me bro
also
>nonce
Turn the VPN off pakibong

>>150246552
juice box

>>150246541
if you can't understand the difference between a gameplan where khamzat briefly tries to grapple but then disengages, and a gameplan where he never stops trying to grapple, you should probably do something else tomorrow night.

>>150244895
The Zat
Eddie Murphy
PRRRAT PRAAT
Michael "Ram"page
The Jap

>>150246552
Grease up your bacon bussy piglet it's time for mountain daddies to fill you up with their pozzed loads.

>>150246588
>>>/lgbt/
is over there big guy

>>150246302
>>150246583

>>150244895
chimaev
murphy
prates
page
asakura

Dricus Du Nigger

>>150246648
Hey racism isnt allowed on blue boards just wanted to let you know :3

>>150246617
to the victors go the spoils...

>>150246665
Sorry I didn't know.

>>150246648
who the hell is dricus africa?

>>150246615
hell yeah dude

>>150246574
I will watch the card and I will laugh at the fact that you think you know anything about psychology. Clearly you don't get paid for your bullshit, so I'm grateful for that.

>>150246669
why don’t you stfu before i shove that quotations book up your fat fuckin ass

>>150246716
say it with your chest, how do you think dricus vs khamzat ends?

I've got him revved

>>150246739
48-47 unanimous AND STILL!

>>150245982
He's selling the fight, retards. He says this constantly before and after fights, and kisses his opponent on the forehead when the fight is over. He loves money.

>>150246738
hey take it easy

>>150246746
Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

khamzat the type of guy that used to set things on fire when he was a kid

>>150246818
Girls love terrorists bro

>>150246818
I loved to do that
People used to call me "the father of fires"

people used to call me "the wolf of fires"

>>150246739
Chimaev by sub after stunning DDP with an early power jab or uppercut.

people still call me "the guy who was fired"

>>150244895
King Dricus
Leroy
Pirates
Qanon
Akira

Dricus "Stillknocks" du Plessis

My Meng cause fire to your genetal region

>>150246877
I call you bitch. Respectfully.

Khamdaddy by prolapsing Dirty Diaper Pig's bussy

people used to call me "that dude with the huge dick"

Anyone got that dricus dinosaur picture? Haven't seen it in a bit and the fights coming up

>>150246908
Damn. What changed?

>>150246873
good luck to you then.

>>150246932
sex change surgery

>>150246932
He became a she

>>150246947
I like DDP a lot. I won't mind if he wins. He's a great ambassador for the sport and the sort of guy I'd love to have a beer with. Good luck to you, too, anon. Sorry for being rude. I know where you're coming from.

Dricus never fought someone with power

>>150246932
stopped teaching middle school

>>150246981
Izzy

OH FUCK ME ITS STORMING!! THIS COULD B-

>>150246987
counterpunch power

>>150246981
How quickly we've forgotten about:
>Izzy's sniper KO ability
>Brunson's swang n bang phase where he was KOing everyone

Oh NO NO NO THE RAIN IS GONNA HEEM M-

>>150246468
du bussy

>>150246896
ya u do respect me.

>>150246932
snowplow incident

in my opinion, either khamzat gets it done, or dricus pulls it off.

>>150246987
>>150247016
After enough touchbutt performances you lose your heemer card

The reddit fighter will win

>>150247120
where'd you get that information?

>>150244895
>Khamzat Chimaev
>Lerone Murphy
>Carlos Prates
>Michael Page
>Kai Asakura

i want eric nolan to win

i also want joseph morales to win

>>150246112
did he miss the shove or something?

>>150247076
I loved you in Wind River man

>>150245365
KEK I swear I memory holed this. I could have swore Lesnar beat the shit out of him but just rewatched it. What a dogshit fight. Fuck Hunt for crying about this HE DIDNT EVEN GET HURT AT ALL kwab

>>150247134
Id run by that pool while jerking off and shoot cumropeblasts into it like BLATT BLATT BLATT mid stride and then I fly away

>>150247155
He pushed an immovable object

>>150247155
Dana & security were pulling him away and Dana pushed his arm off when he went for the shove

i hope thye all lose tomorrow

>>150247188
oh fuuuuark

>>150247176
Not cool man

>>150247176
You wouldn't but ok

The Belt will remain to the AFRICAN King, Dricus Du Plessis.

>>150247231
bro is a real african, its crazy

would you consider a simultaneous KO a draw or would you consider that the end of the match and then go by points if you were a heemferee

>>150246112
Ratlip redditbros...

what part of Africa are you guys from?

>>150247241
the pigpen

>>150247241
Toronto

>>150247241
Me from Jamaica mon

>>150247236
Nah, he's a Dutch guy that needs to gtfo out of the black land and come help us reinforce freedom in the US against the normalfaggot hordes and women voting for safety over freedom.

pinpoint the time /heem/ became unusable

A cry for help

is this true?
https://x.com/ufc/status/1956497311498129835

dricus broke kumquat without even talking any shit
levels

>>150247353
Nah, no way. Khamzat did it to hype up the fight 100%, and it worked.
This slop of a fight will break record numbers.

>>150247191
only dana tried to swat his arm away and he still made contact, to me It kinda look like he hesitated
>>150247241
BWC land (wakandan)

dusissies...

>>150247353
man du piggy is shook af

>>150247353
Khamzat is broken

>>150247374
no no please no

>>150247374
is this diffuse thinning? or lighting?

>>150247374
The norwood reaper comes for us all

Me GOOCH yae??

does the zatcord have anything to say about the actual fight or just about shoes and hair

khamzat is a biblical fable MC right now. i don't see dick piss dribble winning this one.

>>150247304
He is a real African, and not a guy -- but the African LORD.

Dricus = Samson
Khamzat = a hooker jesus looked at once

Khamrats...

>>150247426
all they talk about is gay sex bro

y nuevo

>>150247495

>>150247495

>>150247495

>>150244895
aussie cunt here
im not paying siddy bucks for this where the fuck can i watch