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/our/ jays

Is this nu tho?

>>150261260
seems a few days old headline

also, no headlines means no nu

where is muncy poster?

Attaboy Seiya

brownfight later
>mfw chicanos think they're white

>>150261271
>where is muncy poster
IT WASNT THAT LONG AGO WTF

kirky is at the plate

>>150261242 (OP)
>blaming the emts woes on Soto, who hit his 30th home run last night, and not the retarded starting rotation and bullpen stearns built that cannot hold a lead
I laff

My Jays love fouling them off

>>150261283
ohtaner in his natural environment

Where is woe poster?

>>150261292
im half chubbed

Mariners!

>>150261242 (OP)
>Soto is 29
That would make me like 21-22.

>>150261242 (OP)
>he's like 10yrs older
>mets give him all that money anyway
KEK

>>150261307
I hope he's safe and happy wherever he may be...

Good afternoon chadres nation, just remember, we only need to take ONE game in this 3 game series to remain in first. With Snell and Cease on the mound, one or both of the two are due for an implosion, time to capitalize on that.

>>150261242 (OP)
who cares how old he is, just how he performs. Pujols was 30 when he joined the league but claimed to be 20. He continued to perform until 50

league is cooked when varsho starts hitting lefties

>>150261352
Soto will forever be the worst acquisition no debate.

Love Ernie

ERN DAWG

Only retards like soto anymore

>>150261365
>>150261352
Actually the Vladdy contract that lasts until he's fucking eligible for social security will be the worst in a couple of years.

>>150261371
she is loving this, anyone have post situation nips screenies?

>>150261391
but enough about ohtranny and his deferred 30 year contract

Whoa

MYLES EFFING STRAW

>>150261391
retard

ELITE BUNTER AND POWER HITTER

Blue Jays should've won Soto.

And they were playing the infield in kek

>>150261395
you sound like a creepy old man
not a good look

>>150261242 (OP)
he's just high test

>>150261391
You're fucking delusional.

The Mets should pull a 2024 tigers and just drastically revamp their pitching with AAA and AA talent which they have the arms to do. The only problem is they don't have an arm like skubal and Mendoza isn't even a 1/10th as good as AJ Hinch

>>150261391
Ehhh.. Theres been worse. Chris Davis of course now doesn't look bad since it was 100m or so now the average is 350m, still horrible. One of the top tier lols comes from of course Mets and Bobby Bonila.

Kay mindfucked soto

>>150261427
He's just an alcoholic. Also, Dominican ages are always rigged, no matter what.

>>150261436
You think you can change the course of the baseball script. Who are the "writers"? This shit is run by aliens.

>>150261391
Lance McCullers Jr has pitched 100 innings since 2020 and has collected $85 million

>Kershaw, Verlander, DeGrom, and Scherzer are going to retire in the offseason
The pitchers of my youth are finally leaving the game.

>>150261411
>>150261433
>look he's doing something at 25 so it makes sense to pay him until he's 40, it's only half a billion bro look how much (world series attending) ohtani and soto got

>>150261349
>gachaslop
kys

>>150261434
sloth looking motherfucker

>>150261434
Wow what a dumper

>>150261438
>Mets and Bobby Bonilla
Don’t the Os also pay him every year too?

>>150261371
she is loving this, anyone have vids of her shitting and/or pissing?

>>150261480
None of you understands the art of rhetoric and nuance.

>>150261349
>ONE
Good lord why are Poodrepacos so stupid? Even if they tie after Sunday, Dodgers are still on top via head-to-head record.

Babe is absolutely redeeming himself after that flub in left field

>>150261480
yes that's worth it you retard because it's the only marquee player we're gonna see in at least a decade, you don't understand opportunity cost

>>150261480
you're so stupid

>>150261480
you're genius

>>150261473
>>150261438
yes pitchers sometimes just up and die and that sucks but position guys can drag out low productivity over many years ESPECIALLY when you give them decade+ long contracts

>>150261480
GenX?

>>150261479
DeGrom's contract still has a couple more years in it, and he'll probably try and power through it. I'm confident that with one more season, he'll hit 2K strikeouts. Kershaw is absolutely done, and Verlander probably is too. Scherzer seems like a guy who wants to play until he physically can't anymore.

>>150261550
are the mets still paying them?

>>150261550
I wonder if Jeanty will play

>>150261514
Keep the division tied or within 1 game, let the Dodgers offense die after playing in Coors for 4 days to lay up an easy sweep next week and take a 3+ game lead. It's that simple

Who has the best Players Weekend Bat so far?

>blaming 99th percentile Batting Run Value Soto on the Mets woes
You niggers are actually retarded, as bad as the wfan caller kek.

>>150261523
For $500 million you could aford fresher, more plentiful marquee players.

>people STILL realizing the dodgers didn't buy otani for otani but for the japanese market
holy shit you niggers are stupid

>>150261348
Don't worry fren I'm out there looking for him.

>>150261561
GOD, WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HORRIBLE AT CONTRACTS

is this nu tho? I'm confused

>>150261523
>only marquee player
it was supposed to be a trio

>>150261561
No.

Damn, this game is getting sweaty.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow!

Wyatt why?

poodres lol

Good attempt Vladdy, would've been really cool

>>150261581
>trust fundies coping
kek

BO BO BO

These fucking retard redditors think Vladdy isn't ROIDING, which simply exists, it's not like it's word of mouth

>overturned
anyways, we go forth

good?

first it was

>haha vladdy is fat

now it's

>NOOO VLADDY IS ROIDING

These fucking retard redditors think Soto isn't 29, which simply exists, it's not like it's word of mouth

>>150261655
and how are the doyers doing against the angels?

>>150261684
kekaroo

>>150261661
wtf are you talking about

If you had a Players Weekend bat or shoes, what would be your design?

Get all their information from Reddit and Twitter

>>150261706
meredith squilching out some yummy soft serve!!

>>150261498
500k I believe completely forgot he was with us I try to forget orioles during 1999-2015

>>150261684
i hope you get deported to india and get fucked in the ass

Gyatt

>>150261720
Dammit, can I get another answer?

>>150261706
based on the rest of the league, probably something disney - star wars or marvel

>>150261732
Our ICE is in rinks and in Kirk's veins.

>>150261693
don't care, I'm trolling poodrepacos, not anaeljorges.

>>150261740
Theres some young birds who like pokemon like adley and gunnar :3c so ill say that

>>150261742
Can't go wrong with a lightsaber bat I guess.

>>150261754
I agree with you but you're confusing HGH with ROIDS.

>>150261742
MiLB already shills all that shit and does it in Spanish

>>150261740
shehadi squilching out some yummy soft serve!!

>>150261773
and you wonder why disney is a trillion dollar company

Looks like Minnesota might win this thing.

Based ump extending the zone

>>150261785
nah dude, you're just not very clever.

Good morning /mlb/ im ready to get hurt again

LGM

do you think the dodgers are actually going to kick Muncy out just so they can try to sign the Japanese 3B trying to come to MLB? what would happen to Muncy posters then....

>>150261817
Bless up

>>150261827
You mean you didn't buy the Lowrider hats with the Princess Leia shirt? How can you be a true fan???

>>150261706
i'm pretty uncreative, i'd probably just default to the maple leaf

(((american))) sports are cucked and will never go against their zionist jew owners

>>150261706
Whomever the opposing pitcher. His mom's picture on my cleats and his kids on my bat.

>>150261901
Nobody outside of Italians know where Udine is desu

>>150261901
what does this have to do with baseball, and mlb in particular, chikaner?

Jays enjoyers?

>>150261901
Team Israel still plays in the WBC

>>150261832
*chuu~~*

is jews molesting children, getting arrested and then being allowed to flee to israel a sport?

Mariners are shitting the bed.

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150261928
what's a chikaner

>>150261969
see 1957

>>150261959
damn a man on base? shut down the season

>>150261978
u waiting for all indians v canada

>>150261993
you're thinking cricket and/or commonwealth games, not mlb

McLean aint even top 5

>>150261993
>>150262011
I don't like cricket. I LOVE IT!!

>>150262011
>commonwealth
>everyone is poor
make it make sense!

dont give me hope mclean

UP THE WAHS ITS 1986 AGAIN!

Attaboy Seiya!

sit the FUCK down!!

My Marlins are falling back to earth :(

I'VE NEVER DOUBTED YOU, METS!

Good bunt, finally! Ignore craig if you have to!

>>150262034
I dunno why but I like cheering for new peeps making their debut, I do it for horse racing too.

>>150262049
Fuck my cubano ass

>>150261969
A forced meme

>>150262028
550 Credit score. I can sense it.

I've been to Fenway, Yankee Stadium (Old/New), Shea, and CitiField.

I enjoyed CitiField the most; the vibes are immaculate. MYYYYY GIIIIIRL!

If he wasn't brown he wouldn't be a top 100 prospect btw

C'mon, Lindor, are you fuckin serious?

Also >1st inning challenge KWABiners.

>>150262132
source?

>>150262134
Won it tho.

>>150262110
You haven't lived until you have been to Nat Bailey.

>>150262132
Wish MiLb, A+ AA an such came on tv it seems fun been watching little league :3

>no one on base
>soto gets a hit

like pottery

Bruuuh

he fuckin did it again

>>150262132
Dominicans exist, y'know, you stupid Canadian retard.

Straw having the time of his life

Straw > Barry bonds

>>150262185
By Myles.

>>150262161
If your name is Brandon Nimmo, I'm striking you out every time. He's been in Triple-A for like 10 years. Have you heard his walk-up song? Pretty sure it's muted by the broadcast!

Feared slugger, Myles Straw

and here is jeff who is going to pop up to the second baseman

What has Pete Alonso done since 2019? McNeil since 2022? These are not winning pieces, Cohen.

>RISP
>Mest

Jays getting Straw in the international money deal for Sasaki and then failing to get Sasaki literally saved their season

>>150262165
Hotdogs for a dime? Dude was loaded.

>>150262223
LOL

>>150262209
Feared baserunner Alejandro Kirk

>>150262257
only thing that fears him is the hot dogs

>>150262245
Better than Burger

Nobody cares about your cricket team, cuckjeets.

>>150262244
Also getting a new hitting coach helped

>>150262235
Muh allstar doe!111! Not even relevant in his own position

Geno is selling the team again.

>>150262257
Fast af

Nico slap

If your name is Jorge Polanco, I'm striking you out every time. He's been in Triple-A for like 10 years.

>>150262310
don't do that

sit the FUCK down!!!

perfect game alert in boston

Dom E. Nick Calzone

is Marsee legit?

.375/.785/1.250

>>150262347
>Dom E. Nick Calzone
or something

stFd!!!

Buffalo chicken calzone, buffalo chicken alfredo pasta
.
.
.
POWER GAP

other ballpark foods.

>>150262347
Someone call dick tracy

https://youtu.be/Pgn5QR780DI?si=rvQKxq0zwQny0s56

HE STINKS!
HE STINKS!
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN!
HE STINKS!

>>150262343
Retard

>>150262311
Almost

metsiners jerseys complement each other desu

>>150262373
seen the 2 guys with that 1 cup, eh?

cubs win!

[W]
gg pirates see you tomorrow

>>150262412
>grey
>purple
>turquoise
>navy blue
You're fucking retarded, aren't you?

>>150262166
you can watch them for free on ballysports, they have a whole section for minor leagues

>>150262445
Didn't know honestly, thanks fren. <(`-`)>

>>150262399
Is the yard long hot dog the most overrated ballpark food?

>>150262460
where is someone getting a 36" hotdog?

>>150262460
I gave your mom a yard long hot dog

>>150262460
Let me kill all indians in my neighborhood first, and I'll get back to you.

>>150262477
Bring back insane asylums and lock up these types of posters.

>>150262476
>>150262477
Vancouver Canadians. Your high A affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays

>>150262526
that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

>>150262546
thinly veiled racism

>>150262526
>white girls: he was too small for me

Our /mlb/ mascot, Recker, played for the Vancouver Canadians.

>>150262442
northwest green color blind bro

>>150262562
We spell that rectum in Canadian English.

Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

Canda is full of Indians

>jhoan duran x-rays negative
>"I feel fine"
we're so fucking back

jp walkford :)

>>150262578
>Canadian English
It's called Neo-Hindi, you fascist.

Padres, we held up our end of the bargain... what are you doing?


WE HAD A DEAL!

Why is the general so weird? Are any of you normal?

>>150262611
Did his twin brother duran get injured too?

The Baaaaaaabe

>>150262628
I know I jerked off to her tits once or twice.

babe delivers!

Schneider Jr. stays

>>150262637
All bots from farms in Inner Mongolia training to learn Engrish so we can mine crypto through baseball card breakers on whatnot

>>150262671
that's a frognigga walk!

>>150262628
we're giving them a false sense of security. they could only manage 4 hits off of Randy Vasquez, now post-deadline Cease is here to repeat his Nikke night performance

>>150262650
Same. Also adding that sliding catch by Schneider to the wank bank

>Randy
I'm about to take 2 more shots.

>>150262132
>brown
he's black paco

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150262658
Really surprised he wasn't the one to Buffalo for a couple of weeks. I guess they decided based on projected starters for the next few games.

Guys, football is on

imma keep it real with y'all, if raleigh can't produce in these spots, he's not that good.

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>150262768
He got a hit.

>>150262753
I thought it started sep 4

BIG MAC

FUCK

>>150262787
This is just like when my uncle butt fucked me at six years old. I'm gonna watch the Jets instead.

This umpire in the Jays game has a strikezone so expanded you'd think position players are pitching

>>150262742
My guess is that they've seen that he can stay hot after not starting for a few days. Joey crushed on the road, but had cooled down after inconsistent game time.

Welcome to the VarSHOW

WHAT

Bruuuuuuuuh

JUUUU- what the fuck?

>mariners get fucked twice by umps
>mets P makes the defensive play of the year with bases juiced
fuck me

webm that shit

Save some runs for tomorrow boys

>citifield brisket
nigga im not getting brisket from burger king, dropped.

kek Julio's face for that

looks like sanchez is seething about the based phillies yet again

>>150262854
the brisket is fantastic though

>>150262861
Yet another Dominican on some outrageous contract.

>>150262861
Mets have no excuse for blowing this game.

>>150262813
Babe ABs are just grinds. He doesn't produce as much as Joey. I guess they were worried about Davis' confidence as he was already sent down a few months ago.

>>150262775
that's not until October

Bust Baty single

Meatballs or cookies, whaddaya want?

>>150262880
just keep shitsley and stinkek out of the game

How come the players can swing bats that look like syringes but the catchers can't wear a mitt that looks like Recker's keister? Some "Player's Weekend"

>>150262821
>>150262833
>>150262822
>>150262842
what game are you watching

soto turns into rey ordonez at the plate as soon as there is a runner on second base

>>150262959
Korean Futures League

>>150262959
this
>>150262861

>>150262882
At least we know that we're getting him back in 2 weeks when the roster expands for September. This team has so much depth

>>150262941
Imagine how shit that Soto contract is gonna look in 5-6 years from now

>>150262989
You would think the Mets learned from Bonilla.

>>150262988
We've been here since the DG years you dumb faggot

No one cares, sanjay

They are all going to the mound to tell him to get a haircut

>>150262998
The Bonilla contract got >us David Wright but people gaslight themselves into forgetting that because of mets derangement syndrome

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>150262988
>on the genny
kek ESL jeetcallcenter

Story from the Red Sox is good

>>150263054
The Red's Ox

>>150263054
Finally earning his contract

Woo is NOT making it through 6 today.

>>150263054
It's 6-0, they're going to the World Series. Mariners couldn't hold their nuts.

>7 hits
>0 runs with all being a guy on second
LOLSILLIES

>>150263096
Mets haven't had a pitcher not named Peterson go 6 innings in 2 months

>>150263142
why's that?

>>150263142
wat were they doin @ th deadline?

nigger

Geno is selling the team.

>>150263152
Stearn's masterclass signings failed injured or they suck.

Whats the record for most time missed on the IL in a season for a team? Because we are probably going to be approaching that this season.

>>150263189
162 retard

Jerry Dipoto lost the deadline.

>>150263189
Holy retard Batman!!!

>>150263189
It's probably the doyers because they mickey mousify their IL on a yearly basis with phantom injuries. Garbage cheating organization.

>>150263189
Andres Galarraga missed a whole season because he got cancer

>>150263156
building a super bullpen

McLean is starting Game 1

>>150263259
They all suck. The only good guys are Miller, Bednar, and Edwin Diaz.

>>150263259
Every team here is now jinxed

>>150263269
>Triple-A Ohtani is shutting out the Mariners
NL Pitching needs to be investigated.

>>150261305
it's a good thing he has alternative business ventures like sports betting and real estate

I do not like hearing steve gelbs talk.

PHILTHIE KEK

are the rangers finally giving up on this season?

>>150261479
I fucked Justin Verlander's cousin when I was in grad school at UVA

I just ate a salad. AMA.

>>150263183
Geno Smith?

>>150263333
It's a Rowdy inside job.

>>150263275
>edlose

>>150263367
Ou Henny O'Smith! O algo...

oh my god this Mets game is so booooooooooooring

>>150263364
PFMA

>>150263364
did you vote for harris?

>>150263410
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150263393
Probably the greatest closing pitcher of this era besides Aroldis Chapman, Emmanuel Clase, and Ryan Pressly.

lmao

>>150263410
let's make it interesting

here's a weapon against the jeetkaner

>>150263431
I voted for neither, the third way.

>>150263259
well I mean at least the Padres don’t blow up nearly as often as the Yanks or Mest. So out of those 3 in particular I’ll go with them.

>>150263259
does Suarez ever throw anything but fastballs?

I fucking hate the Brewers more than anything in this world. All I want to do in my lifetime is see my favorite team win something relevant, like a postseason series maybe, but nooooooo. They're too fucking bitch made little choking bitch boys to actually fight back and rally against an opponent that historically owns them.

Like man the fuck up, Reds. It's not that hard to go out there and throw a punch or two at the opposing team to get adrenaline pumping and get everybody nice and pissed off. So why the fuck is nobody showing any fight?

Brewers probably gonna sweep. One thing that Bob Eucker and I have in common though is that we've never seen our teams win a championship! I have a fighting chance, though.

Alvarez got concussed on that geno foul, he would not have committed the error otherwise.

>>150263453
just early life'd him and I had no idea

fucking varsho

>>150263453
Based jeff absolutely broke the poodre gaybase

Looks like the Lillies RISP rubbed off on the Mariners.

>>150263521
>I had no idea
come on really?

>>150263410
boring is just a code word for comfy

Nolan McSneed

not again

>>150263421
>Please Feed Me Already
Here's the recipe:

Lettuce
Buffalo chicken, chopped up
Tomato cubes
Shredded carrots
Truffle Caesar dressing
Croutons

>>150263536
Is that what soccercels call it?

>>150263555
don't worry, it's the freaking mest LOL

>>150263555
First time huh?

>>150263554
McSneed and Sneederson formerly deSneed

>>150263559
Please Feed Me Asparagus

>>150263554
>>150263581
Kwab

>>150263559
Future esophageal tear victim

it's a berb kinda day

>>150263440
Forgetting Hader. Diaz has durability (except when he plays in the WBC), I'll give him that

>>150263605
still can't believe Dustin May nearly died from eating lettuce

>>150263440
Free Clase

My dad is a fairweather Jays/Maple Leafs fan. He thinks the Jays will choke again. Should I cut him off when they win the World Series?

>>150263207
>>150263246
Anons…total days missed for a team. Right now the Astros have 1778 days missed on the IL
>>150263242
I checked and you are correct. 2023 doyers had 2400+ days missed whew. I don’t think any team that’s not artificially inflating those numbers is going to come anywhere close to that number.

>>150263722
Wow, that's a lot of missing guys with bad injuries.

>>150263722
Nonsense, the 2023 Dodgers only played 162 games.

>>150263702
Fair weather and negative fans get to feel right every time their team fails and pleasantly surprised when they finally win it all. There is no glory in this fandom approach but it works.

Hit a Juan Solo

rowdy tellez pitching

>memener defense

yikes!!!!!!!! wowzers!!!!!!!

2 innings of Rowdy pitching

FUCKING GRRRRRR

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO AGAIN

WE'RE GONNA WIN AGAIN

YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE AGAIN

LET'S FUCKING DO IT

WE DID IT JOTOFAGS! WE WALK-

Based Rowdy revenge game

Literally abhorrent defense by the Mariners, but they still get out of the inning because they’re God’s team.

Babe!!!

Fuck yeah BABE

>Kekler at bat
>Poosa at bat

AHHHHHH

BASEBALL GAME, MOTHER FUCKER

>>150263781
>>150263788
>>150263793
>>150263805
I need a webm

rowdy noooo! lol

>>150263824
>>150263827
Babe Ruth never played for your team; stop calling him Babe.

I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY IN A REALLY GOOD WAY RIGHT NOW

LET'S DO IT, PADS

kek philthies

this is embarrassing. just concede. this isnt even worth watching.

>>150263871
This is fucking Kino. Bo is grinding him to up his pitch count.

a walk’s as good as a shit

>>150263872
she just wants to be with her boy <3

based mets goosing cal's ops

>>150263872
I fucking LOVE science!

>>150263906
>ops
meme stat

>in a spots league full of hispanic people
>named Crews
Good bit t.bh

>>150263896
Need to get Rowdy out of the game so we have a better chance against the Rangers worse relievers

Blue Jays are awful

>>150263872
Better yet. Start a based card collection with her and build sets of 1960s Topps in PSA 10 together.

KILL CARLOS MENDOZA

>>150263921
for the mvp voters :)

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING MANAGER

>Menoza
He's worse than Boone.

BOOO

Why would you take out a guy who only let up 2 hits in the 6th inning only up 1 run??? retard alert

>>150263928
Sure he grounded into a double play but he hung in there. Wore him down. This can only benefit them tomorrow as they use up more of the Rangers arms.

thanks for 5.1 innings of shutty, but mendy wants the blowpen to blow this one

#RAPECARLOSMENDOZA
#RAPECARLOSMENDOZA
#RAPECARLOSMENDOZA

what a fucking retard

>>150263974
>BOOO
BOOO-URNS

>>150263932
Hey, they were warned

heh, chased the starter, maybe next time rook!

Are the Mets actually throwing?

>trained by aaron boone
What were you retards expecting?

>>150263872
omg imagine watching the sandlot with her!!!!!111!

>>150263932
Live look at Camden Yards

>>150264018
yes...YES!!!

>>150264018
so much this

Boone sleeper cells are working according to the plan.

I WANT MENDOZA SODOMIZED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE METS WILLETS POINT LIRR BROADWALK ASAP

pfma...PFMA!!!

>>150264018
She suggest you role play the scene at the pool

ump eugenics
based

...

cal steals!

>>150264081
It's called Ump score card. I check it every day to seethe.

>>150264068
im sure one of the Korean mobs in Flushings could get it done for a hefty deal

Fire Babone

>starter can’t find the strike zone in tbe 6th inning, better let him load the bases first
>starter gets a strikeout, oh noooo muh PITCH COUNT

>>150264068
Patriot.

Geno is selling the team again.

>>150264128
lmao

>>150264067
The ASG was only stage 1 of the global Boone masterclass. NPB, KBO, CBPL, and the Extraliga will all be Boone'd.

swap cole and geno in the lineup

Jerry Dipoto lost the deadline.

>>150263872
Angel Stadium spotted, truly one of the most beautiful ballparks in all of the league

>>150264168
>Luis Rojas manages a Dominican Winter League team
IT'S HAPPENING!

Teller pitches two innings and is Rags best pitcher of the day

>>150264104
I hate how you can't click on the chart in the website you have to actually go on their twitter media tab to see the damn thing

nobody cares cuckjeets

>>150264128
kek

>This is Myles Straw's first career 4-hit game in the majors
He went for the personal accolade against Rowdy lol

>>150264215
I never knew they had a website. I only check the Twitter for the comments

>>150264208
Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe. Sportsnet did him dirty, man.

LETS GO HEINY

GIVE EM THE HEATER

Based Heiny on the mound

>>150264253
Jeff Marek too. At least they still have Hazel, Dan, and Buck.

Closer Tyler Heineman

beamed him lol

Take that Carter!! That will teach you for having your flame thrower go after George.

Is it time to start considering that David Stearns lost the deadline and pre-season?

Heine thowing the Rangers the old number 1

GG rags

Brandon Woo mindfucked Cedric Mullins

i've read the sandlot books but never watched the movie. i don't remember much except for the kid with ESP

GG Rags fun game

He got through 6!

>>150264331
Those books are pretty good. My favourite is the kid who can turn into a dog and can channel Baby Ruthie when times get tough in the big sandcastle contest in Maui.

Brandon Woo is starting game 1

Why do the Red Sox only win at Fenway? Surely there isn't a camera inside the green monster broadcasting the pitcher to the dugout

>>150261242 (OP)
I've always thought this. Though Nolan Mclean, their 24 yr old pitcher looks in his 30s.

Gregory Soto, cousin of Juan Soto.

>>150264197
When Boone said "It's all right there in front of us," he meant the world.
>Luis Rojas
The DominicANOs would have baserunning skills that'll make Rickey blush.

Did the Mariners give up assets for Terd Fergusion...oh kek...Mets won this.

nice kicks

>>150264451
Have any pitchers thought about using semen? Like wack off quickly in the dug out and then gain insane grip to get that extra spin rate? Then laugh when the umpire checks your hand?

>>150264485
>Gayronto

>>150264451
>stinkfist the ump
>share some chocolate covered pretzels with her between innings
>win the daughter at the mall dating contest

>Be Philthies
>RISP
>LOSE

>>150264485
Oh FAGnada!

Oh FAGnada!

>>150264387
You can ask the same question for rest of the other teams

the st. louis cardinals are winning this evening
screencap this

yup, the Canadians definitely have a discord.

>>150264547
>Saint Louis
Honorary French Canadian team, I'll let this hatewatch pass, you're both also birds, so.

St. Louronto Canardianals

> Sportsnet Post game analysis not going into depth on Heinemen's pitch selection and arm angle
Fuck this network

>>150264599
what grade of autism is this?

>>150264547
Let's go Cards!

allez les cardinaux rouges!

here it comes...

>>150264599
He was doing a classic 1980s pitcher wind up before lobbing it like he was playing catch with Kirk

>still trusting Iglesias against lefties
at this point, I'm all for just letting O'Hearn in and letting get that lucky shot like he got against the sneks. Either way, I'm convinced at this point that the trade was just for Laureano and the O's just threw O'Hearn in for fun because they have not used him at all since getting him

does raleigh ever catch anyone stealing?

>>150264577
No way he's slower than Stanton

>Arraez batting 2nd against Snell
Not gonna watch this shit
GG if you win, DD if you lose Dodgerbros

>>150264659
He was going from 48 MPH to 68. Some amazing use of different pitch speeds.

>>150264666
>poodrepaco posting hololive aka dodger vtumors
?

fucking kidding me

No Lindor I do not think so.

memeiners geg

>>150264666
O'Hearn is a career 66 wRC+ against lefties. Not that Arraez is much better.

>>150264679
Kirk is in the 1 percentile of baserunners, literally worst in the league.

Hidden Broships: /mlb/'s Tag Teams

French Aviary: Cardinals + Blue Jays + Orioles

Rust Belt: Guardians + Tigers + Pirates

Sunburn Syndicate: Marlins + Rays + Padres

The Liberty League: Phillies + Nationals + Yankees

The Red Threat: Red Sox + Reds + Angels

>>150264689
Arraez actually has a good record against Snell, batting .714 against him with a 1.464 OPS. I still don't like him in the number 2 spot since it pretty much ruins Tatis' ability to steal because Arraez WILL swing at ball 4 and WILL ground into the DP

>>150264726
O'hearn managed a home run against Snell back when he was a Royal. Iglesias had two good games against lefties and we somehow convinced ourselves he should be our go to guy against them.

>>150264742
Catholic Chomos: Padres + Angels

oh well

gayriners

>>150264748
>>150264697

FAGGOTners kek!!!

way to waste my time and bring in a new pitcher for no reason. glad I had the privilege to watch a commercial though.

Mets Mariners?

>>150264801
You're welcome! You get used to it.

Car Lost Vergas

imagine your anime waifutuber being canonically part of your rival team kek

>>150264771
They are both poor options against lefties (as is Sheets) and underscore the biggest weakness of the Padres. You can't have Jose Iglesias be your best right-handed bat off the bench. Preller once again swung for the fences with a big trade instead of fixing the issues right in front of him

>>150264742
The Mythical Figures: Braves + Guardians

Blues Brothers: Dodgers + Royals + Cubs

Orange is the New Black: Orioles + Giants

>>150264846
It feels like the Cubs/Royals should have some cornfield alliance for flyover representation.

>>150264846
>braves injuns
only oldcums remember

>Philadelphia Phillies ace Zack Wheeler was placed on the 15-day injured list with a blood clot near his right shoulder. The timetable for his return is unclear.
Are you fucking kidding me

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulio

>>150264837
The Padres are one of only 7 teams to have a winning record against LHP this season. And one of only 5 teams with over 20 wins against them

gg mets

>>150264862
cubs fans aren't flyover (white) though they're chicanos, at least the ones on /mlb/

Raleigh is a great player.

>>150264930
he has carried the team like this and been let down like this all year

nu?? you lazy shits

It's time for your get right Metsbuddies!

>>150264905
Let's Go Mets!

the mets are back for real and you're all seething about it

>/mlb/ can't even get quasi-white jews from NYC but instead we get spics
fucking animals

well are you lazy fucks gonna make a new thread or not?

The break the Dodgers have is that their bullpen blows most of their games because they LOVE walking people, and the Padres have guys in important spots that HATE walking. Can't cash in on a bottom of the lineup Jake, Bogey, and Laureano walk when Fermin will swing at it, can't cash in on Tatis walking when Arraez would rather make contact and risk the DP. It's the difference maker in why the Dodgers blow so many leads and why the Padres couldn't win last night. Arraez's sac fly on ball 2 was on a pitch WAY above the zone that he absolutely would've gotten the ball call on but he gets so defensive that he'd rather risk a pop out than strike out

>>150265099
>well are you lazy fucks gonna make a new thread or not?
Does nu come at 512?

>>150265099
It's only page 2 bro

nu
>>150265134
>>150265134