Thread 150263363

who gives a fuck anymore

norf v tigs
swasn v cats
dogs v iggs

up the mighty eagles

>dosn still have two games left
lol sucked in

No motivation on weekends to do anything. I need zest. Go Tigs!

>>150263363 (OP)
>who gives a fuck anymore
Not me!

>>150264261
based cirno norfie

lol. lmao.

>>150264540
>GOOOOAL
yep accurate. with more than 1.8 it would be GOOOOALS

you was at the club
bottoms up when i first met you

>check if the cats game is on FTA today
>there's 2 AFLW games on 7
Fuck off with this meme

>>150264799
oddly nostalgic for this era

i put my hands up in the air sometimes
saying a-yo
gotta let go

Gold Coast will be out of the 8 this week
Pies will be out next week

>>150264799
Banger

>>150264807
you WILL watch the sheilascrap and you WILL like it

Sunday morning Coffee and /sp/.

>>150264830
Marvel looks so good with the roof open

>>150264911
they got it fixed? nice

if you were a player at one of the shit soulless clubs that do goal songs, what would your goal song be?

>>150264967
baccara, yes sir i can boogie

>>150264967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBw22bBV74

>>150264967
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3wmxpH8geA

>>150264967
i WILL be a gun full forward averaging 5 a game and EVERYONE in the league will hate me

after half a season my own fans and teammates will call for me to be traded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNY30Cs8Lk

>>150264967
Max volume ear rape

>>150264898
EAAASILLYYY

>>150264967
The Killzone main theme

>>150265393
yep
crisp

I swear to GOD if it's not an Adelaide/Geelong grand final, I will stop watching footy forever. No other matchup appeals to me.

>>150264967
The slopping sound of me flogging my arsehole.

>>150265620
Nah, it'll be Bane vs Geelong. Adelaide are frauds.

The race to the finals is heating up

>>150265626
you thinking about leaving the pies darcy?

My to-do list for today has 6 thing on it

Adelaide lost 3 games of their first 7
Collingwood have lost 5 games of their last 7

legitimately don't understand how anyone would want to watch a sport that doesn't have a salary cap unless they are groomed to support the rich teams, what's the fucking point if you know your team is shit and poor and won't ever beat the big ones

>>150265903
it might seem like afl is similar but that's only because talent is spread so thin, if the game grows more or you fold a few teams then nearly every team would be genuinely competitive

>>150265731
Hectik. Ive got nothing on. Might go for a walk to the shops at lunchtime. Just watching the Alcaraz match for now.

Shitting my guts out.

WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS

church looms, jesus will forgive me for watching 12 hours of tranny porn yesterday :)

>>150264540
and they still demand equal pay for being dogshit

>>150264911
>Marvel
offtopic

I'm done with this piece of shit dogfucking league after last night's travesty

still reeling from friday night's fred
might just go back to sleep

One round to go and the Adelaide Crows haven't beat anyone above them on the ladder. Frauds.

cheers whoever reccy'd the podcast fin vs history the other day been fucking loving it

crows wont beat hawks and pies bros.....

so who will win the gf

>>150267857
me but only if it's a legal high scoring grand final iykwim haha

>>150267857
She'll say I won her but really I just asked her out and she said yes.

The ADHD diagnosis pandemic

will he be off by one or off by two

Fucking freezing today, lads.

who's freezing and is she hot iykwim haha

‘ripping ass’ sounds really funny lol

>>150267857
Crows easy I think the only teams in the top 9 they haven't beaten are Geelong and Freo who probably wont make the grand final so they likely go all the way.

"Crows can't beat good teams" bro you in??

luv tazos
luv oddbodz
luv crazybones
‘ate footy cards
simple as

Crows will make the grand final and get raped again. Nothing surer.

crows are such a meme team

Stats from last night are crazy, generally you'd think if you win clearances by 12 and inside 50s by 34 you'd win almost every time. Just feel that if the game wasn't wet pies would have won.

>>150268546
Yep just a meme team with really solid defence and incredibly potent forward line and so-so midfield

meme team crows

how shit is collingwood kek

>>150268514
>tazos
>crazybones
i want to go back bros

no one has ever soijak'd me

How can this literal retard have his team on top of the ladder?

>>150269842
Luck

>>150269842
gifted an easy fixture

>>150269842
Easy draw for being shit last year
Only play good teams at home
Only play bad teams away
Maintain just about the lowest injury list in the league for the entire season while other contenders have mounting injuries

oh the new king of the hill eps are out. any good or what?

>>150264967
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA

>>150269989
Based

>>150264967
https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU?si=GHOS7swLZ8cyK76F

What's for brekky or lunch lads?

>>150269842
who is this person

>>150268514
do you say 'taz-oes' or 'tar-zoes'?

I think Crows could beat Bane at the MCG but I just don't see them getting based big schlong Geelong. Sorry croweaters.

>>150270271
Matthew Nicks with Craig McRae on his head.

>>150270304
>suns finally play first finals
>out in straight sets

>Crows are shit
>have shit logo
>change logo to something good
>play good
Really makes you think

anyone care to explain why north are favourites?

>>150264967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-areJtNOG7I

>>150269181
i thought it was considered rude to depict dead aboriginals?

>>150270592
They are dje6

needed to dockies but got sidetracked and now i've lost the urge :(

collingwood or richmond

>>150270629
dumb arse

>>150270707
Try taking a Poort instead

>>150268006
Hopefully one. It's just too poetic. Go Swans.

>>150269984
It's genuinely not bad. Not great, and some of the voice changes are truly awful, (Johnny Hardwick must have recoded his lines from his death bed) but if you like KotH you'll likely enjoy it.

>>150270592
Down at Ninja stadium. I really don't think it makes a difference if they play there more than Tiggs though. I'm tipping Richmond.

>He even hates nostalgia
Truly completely joyless. His life must be suffering.

it's at that point where i don't actually believe you hate all this stuff it's just your way of funposting

new protein hack:
>mix a mug full of choc whey
>zap it in the microwave for 45 seconds
>add a double shot of espresso
protein mocha ezpz

fucking kill yourself

Tiger time

should not have gone on the internet today it's put me in a foul mood

>I don't make excuses," he said. "But we do the maths, three games in 12 days - there's going to be a cost somewhere.

>mcg for a month
>9 day break for crows game
fucking craig mcgay kek

>>150271863
Reckon bear is more of a Brisbane man, myself.

Craig McRae is the biggest wanker in football.

>>150271904
It's bear from bear in the big blue house you fucking loser. Brisbane are the lions

>>150271960
Crisp zoomer.

would sniff ella roberts bumhole like bear sniffs the camera

>I gave my last $50 to a bum
>you will not give free kicks against my team

>>150272100
fucking con artist
cunt would have had triple figures in his bank account his whole life
who buys that bullshit

>>150272023
this but emma

>>150271868
then get off it
i leave this place when im in a cunt of a mood because it doesn't help

>gonna take the doggo to the local cafe and get him a hecking puppachino xd!
god i hate normies

imagine letting /afl/ get under your skin
faggot kek

>>150272232
it's only women with a dog breed ending in -oodle that do this.

like I've constantly said, dogs that are mixed with a poodle say more about the retard of the owner than the dog. they should all be fired at the sun with their cunt of a trained dog with them.

>>150264967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CChE4tjJiE

Reckon Pink sticks it in the stink?

what do you think annie knight thought about her cousin in laws late hit on berry?

>>150270707
>>150271166
currently taking an extremely large north

>my entire tipping comp tipped north except for me
>its their le second home ground xdd

>>150272341
Probably how she got fat, he's blocked up her rectum so she can't shit!!!!

i call my toilet the brown runs club

Keeping it open a crack like this looks perfect to me, best of both worlds

>>150272556
i call it the collingwood disposal

>>150272556
Sublet it to a few indians, mate?

>Literal 50/50 choice
>Choose one, everyone else chooses the other
>"I'm a genius look how smart and good I am"
Take a good hard look at yourself

>>150272564
yeah i bet you like small cracks

there is literally nothing wrong with this ground

>enter my tips at work
>immediately forget who i tipped
>watch the games not knowing who I should root for

tipping is a psy op

>meme player goes to meme club
pottery
tim kelly 2.0

>>150272831
>>150272845
he's bretty gud

>>150272872
yeah when he needs to pump up his value to secure a large pay cheque

>>150272845
this
abos just dont have the fortitude to keep the form up

was trying to find good desi porn but they all have gunts

has there even been an abbo who continued to be a great player once traded to his home state?

>>150272909
There's something hot about how out of shape they are

>>150270222
Schnitz and a coffee

>>150272947
Nah they get comfortable being home. Hook up with the old gang, rob a bottle shop or 2 and fall off the face of the earth. A tale as old as time

>>150272760
I thought caro said he wouldn't play with tex the racist

>>150272760
>go to Myers to by some stuff
>checkout hsgf girl is fit
>make some small talk
>driving home
>realise she was keen
>start replaying conversation and comming up with witty things i should have said
>start banging head on steering wheel

>St Kilda's historical and most memorable moment of the year, a moment they've already stuck on shirts and tried to sell, is centred around a player that within four weeks they will hate like poison and spend the next decade booing
lol Saints. Even when something good happens they'll want to forget it.

>>150273014
and it cost them multiple draft picks keeping them in that mid 10-13th position they've held for decade

>>150273009
Not sure what that has to do with Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera's contract status mate.

I'd throw myself in front of a train if I supported Stkilda

>>150273009
things she said
>hello
>would you like a receipt?
>goodbye
>DUDE SHE TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK ME SHE WAS SO NICE TO ME

>>150272991
It was a lie. It was even reported NWM went on damage control and called Tex to reassure him it wasn't true. Whether Caro made it up or just repeated bad intel it wasn't true.

all tex said was get the black cunt didnt he?
i dont think its much of a deal reddit made it out to be
i think they still want him banned for life

>>150272909
>desi porn
Only bottom of the barrel women do porn now and the bottom of India's barrel is very deep. Yuck.

>go to pay for my groceries
>"thank you for shopping at the fresh food people"
>y-y-you too
>absolutely belt my head on the steering wheel on the drive home

Off to fix the veggie garden irrigation at half time

>>150271868
My daily mood has improved since spending more time in /sp/ than /pol/.

>>150273207
never go to pol it's just bots, slide threads and government agents from different countries arguing

>>150273147
It's disturbing how willing they are to completely unperson someone for their imagined infractions.

suck a bag of dicks zurharr you hack

Zurhaar could be missing next season.

>>150268125
Nice when the sun comes out but

>>150265731
How’s the jobs going lad?

aiii i shouldnt have checked

Sick of these AFLW players who talk with the arrogance and confidence of men. You're women. You're not supposed to be masculine, you're supposed to be feminine. Act like it. Australian women, so unattractive and ugly.

>>150273423
you deserve to be angry for consuming any form of aflw media
get cancer and die

>>150273265
Was that a hip drop tackle (banned in all sports across the world)?

Don’t @ me

two angry hate filled losers

>>150273502
Chicken drumsticks are the best for the first few pieces. Chicken Crimpy is also right up there.

After a few all you taste is the chemicals though.

>getting injured in an inconsequential game between 16th and 17th place on the ladder
I'd be phoning it in if I was playing, of course I'd never be at the elite level because of this mindset

>>150273502
All of these are the worst, dry as fuck.
All the good things you can eat and people eat this

>>150273502
yummy processed sloppa yummy yummy aussie aussie aussie

>>150273631
Based hates everything anon

>>150273502
I wish I liked Arnott's products because they're one of the few Australian companies that actually still make something in this country but most of their shit I could just take or leave. Can't even remember the last thing of theirs I bought. Probably a pack of Tim Tams or Mint Slice on special or something.

>>150273502
where's vegemite?

In two years you’ll be watching these teams play on grand final day

i wish there was an option to watch sports without having a commentary audio input. i cannot stand these fucking retards on fox. their opinion is worthless to me.

>>150273801
Are you watching the AFLW or something?

>>150273815
same but instead of silence i'd listen to some degenerates from /afl/ casting instead

>>150273801
Will they have an aflw curtain raiser you think on gf day?

>>150272760
>[Port Adelaide] do not own their 2025 first-round pick, sending it to Gold Coast in the Jack Lukosius deal.
kek wtf

>>150273935
port adelaide are just a lagging essendon team

>>150273935
Kenny sends his regards.

How did this cunt get his own stadium

>>150273935
What's the problem retard? He literally went pick 2

>>150273935
Pick 6 is cursed but still dumb to be sending away your future first when you're essentially having a gap year by keeping your coach on despite knowing he's gone the following year.

Footy is horseshit with the 3 of the big 4 outside of the top 8. AFL needs to gift the northern academies to Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon and Richmond so we can get big 4 kino each year

>>150274144
He's massive

>>150274147
NTA but he's not really worth it on proven output. Where someone went in the draft is irrelevant after 3 years in the system. Would you give up pick 2 for Lukosious today? I wouldn't. He's essentially a 3rd tall up forward and never kicked 40+ in a season and down back he's got a good kick but can't defend so can only really play loose.

>>150263490
UP THE COASTERS

>>150272677
>enter my qt coworker at work
>immediately forget who she is
>do the deed not knowing who i am rooting

>>150274316
Based

>>150272760
This is akin to allowing Iran have nuclear weapons

Sheezel has 28 touches at half time

Players couldn't give a flying fuck about "clubs" anymore, just pick and choose who's paying and who's winning.

>Decided to hold Grundy for next week instead of using my last trade to trade him to Xerri
>Xerri is on 103 at half time
Of course he is. That's gonna cost me a grand final in two of my leagues.

you never heard the word machination until this time of year. I don't think it gets used properly either now I've learnt what it means lol

>>150274457
Whoops, meant to post Israel.

>>150273725
the chocolate scotch fingers are probably the best thing they make, everything else is too sweet

>>150274578
dumb arse failed joke loser

>>150274232
for you

>click 'from live'
>plays from start
this happening to anyone else?

>>150274592
Picking some up soon. Will prob smash half of em with arvo covvee

>They're still talking about that non-free kick from Thilthorpe kicking away the ball
ffs the clock had already stopped and correct me if I'm wrong but they also had a forward 50 entry after the stoppage and they didn't score from it? Hardly match defining.

>>150274921
on the tv app, yes
not on pc or hubbl, though

>>150275125
>ffs the clock had already stopped
Still gives the team extra time to set up. If it's not a free teams would do it every single time the ball goes out.

>they also had a forward 50 entry after the stoppage and they didn't score from it?
After more time had elapsed.

thought cat was dying but she's started eating again. most likely she just had a cat flu for a few days.

haven't had jewo since 2021

>>150275265
I'm not arguing it shouldn't have been a free but the idea that it was game deciding is dumb imo. Far from a foregone conclusion. At best it gives them a lateral kick on the wing and then a chance at a deep entry which they got anyway. I've seen way worse and more obvious free kicks not paid that legitimately would have decided the game.

>>150275559
>a chance at a deep entry which they got anyway.
A deep entry with 30 seconds left vs a deep entry with 13 seconds left. Quite the difference.

The entry they had ended with the ball being tied up (which should've been a ball up) before an Adelaide player ripped the ball free and kicked it out, making the game instantly over.
If that all played out with an extra 15 seconds on the clock it could've ended differently.

dickhead servant thought i was dying, melodramatic poofter

the umpiring last night was terrible all around but collingwood strangely got the short end of it, even though the scumps usually favour them. the thilthorpe kick thing was horrible though, was clear as day a ball up yet they played on.

i DONT want to see that

>>150275731
>could've
key word. They're acting like it's a foregone conclusion that it would've been a goal. If it wasn't Collingwood we definitely still wouldn't be hearing about it.

>>150263490
win today please tyvm

>>150275978
then why did you share it again

>>150276006
It's in combination with Adelaide throwing the ball to get their game winning goal.

>>150275260
>thin neck but massive dumper
strange body type

>>150276127
Truck driver build.

>As you're going to the store you're missus tells you she feels like biscuits
>You ask what kind but she says, "just get something you like"
What do you get to ensure she doesn't complain?

You shitstained retards realise there's a match on right now, yea?

sheezel with 33 and 2 not even halfway into the third quarter kek

it's over richmond are finished

>>150276038
don't think it's going to happen m8

>>150276319
it doesn't matter what you get, the trap has already been set

N O R F I E S
O
R
F
I
E
S

KANGA KANGA KANGA

>Richmond so bad they lose to Norf
You love to see it.

>>150272991
Caro also lied about the crows 2017 end of season camp. Shes hated Adelaide for years. Hilarious seeing her forced to retract her lies and doing so by squirming as much as possible trying to say she apologises but no really. Lying cunt.

>Sheezel's score (not even 3/4 time)
STOP YOU'RE NOT MY CAPTAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150276319
The misso asked me to do this a couple years ago, she ended up cucking me while I was out. Accepted her apology but it still breaks my heart.

>That giant fucking square at the SCG
How is this ground afl quality?

>>150276762
He's had 40 (and 2)? MASSIVE.

>>150276819
The majority of men do in general

Tradies mog me

>>150276875
First time in my life I'm glad to be a minority.

>>150276875
Sure thing, Rabbi.

listening to 3aw for the first time

comben sperging out kek

isuck peeney

playing https://nicksimulator.com/

Doing my 2nd Fremantle Dockers of the day

Swans hot

FRAUD WATCH
Geelong is close to making this an all fraud top 8

>>150277076
literally every team is getting exposed it's crazy

>>150277076
See >>150270481

IF your team can still finish 8th or 9th
THEN its fraudulent

Told you guys Geelong would lose to Sydney.
t. Have watched years of Geelong giving up a 40 point lead to Sydney to start the game.

>>150270481
>everyone bar crom can finish 8th or 9th
batshit honestly

In just 6 weeks I'll be hungover from celebrating an Adelaide premiership and the announcement of NWM wanting to come play for the Crows. Can't wait!

What's funny about the difference between port and crows is crows have a much better team, much more salary cap space, and more draft picks than port, and now have the best players in the league choosing them over port.

How the fuck did Ken JUST the team so hard?

Sydney fraud checking another 'top 8' peem

the beatings will continue until moral improves

UMP BALL

sheezel to break 50?

>>150277166
How would Adelaide get that trade done?

>>150277166
This except I don't drink so will be feeling great as I celebrate a back-to-back Brisbane premiership and the announcement of Oscar Allen and Sam Draper wanting to come play for the Lions. Cant wait!

>>150277166
This but I will be cloudy as fuck celebrating the end of Ken Hinkley's reign

Is this the first season without a single good team?

>>150277256
Future 1st round, pick 18, pick 41 for NWM

remember when people thought jeremy cameron would kick 100 this year

gryan

>>150277324
i never thought that lol

>>150277324
no but remember when people thought he wouldn't come close to the coleman

>>150277324
i hoped that lol

>>150277312
>two late first rounders for NWM
Can't see Saints making it easy for you if that's all that's on the table.

>>150277324
No it required him kicking 10 or something on bombers for it to be even remotely plausible and every man and his dog knew the bombers would put multiple defenders on him to stop him at the cost of conceding elsewhere.

And the cats fucked around and only went at half pace anyway

ELITEfield

>>150277380
IF he wants to go then he will go. Almost never these days to clubs hold onto players who have publicly said they want a trade. And hes going home to SA.
And crows have more draft picks to offer than port.

phwoarr nice set on the swans coach in the box

Tiger arse exposed

Sheezel needs 8 disposals in 8 minutes to break the afl record

back from the shops
smiths brought out their own shapes and they were on special so I bought 6 bags lol

>>150277324
He only has to kick 21 more goals and has potentially 5 games to go

How much of a cunt do you need to be to do such a thing?

>>150277324
i also remember last year the 100 hype started only a few rounds into the season. barely got half way iirc

>>150277422
True. He couldn't have picked a worse time to go back home desu. Not that I really care because I don't like the Saints but he's totally screwing them. He could've at least seen out his time there until being a FA so they'd be sure to get value or at the very least trade him when there was more beneficial circumstances.

You know it's a bad day when you let one of the bottom teams get 50 possessions on one guy and concede 120+ points

>50th disposal is a heem
KWAB

>>150277312
Not even close to enough.

Record equaled

Will Colgate whitening make my asshole whiter?

>>150277683
Reckon that might cause minor chemical burns.

Too kanga-GOOD

>>150277646
t. AJN

>xerri didn't tap it to sheez at the end
cringe

least impactful 54 disposal game ever

JOIN IN THE CHORUS

>>150277683
Yes, will be white and fresh

>>150277713
Second least after Tom Mitchell I’d say

>>150277713
They got 135 points, and the ball ended up in their FWD line enough with two goals to boot

>Captained Bont
>Not Sheezel or Xerri
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

>>150277540
what am i looking at here

Why the FUCK aren’t Sydney’s cheer squad behind the goals

>>150277767
bont to get an injury in the first 5 mins

>>150277790
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150277767
Will prove to be a good decision.

>all the games today have some amount of crossover
epic

>>150277713
Look at this revisionist, denying the truth of the Harry Sheezel Ballocaust.

peeney loves sperging out when he gets tagged

>>150277803
>some amount
Who says this

>>150277836
Lots of people

anybody else used to think AU falcons were ugly but now likes them?

>>150277846
I've never cared about cars

>Ollie Dempsey

Ugly cunt. Gay name.

>>150277852
ANOTHER THING YOU HATE HUH WOW THAT'S CRAZY

can't stop noticing

>>150277867
I don't hate them, I just don't care about them

Comical call against smith there

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150277520
Seen those. Let us know how they go

It’s impressive how apple blitzed through the industry to become king then stagnated for next few decades & still remain on top

>>150277846
A lot of cars I used to hate I now think were not so bad. AU falcons will never be one of them though, kek. All new cars are demoralizing.

>>150277954
>demoralizing
FOY

>>150277949
Humanity is probably not ready just yet for the next gadget they have up their sleeve.

>>150277954
The necessity of cars is demoralising

>>150277846
nah i still think they are ugly but i thought the following falcon's were ugly at the time but like them now
Ford Falcon Fourth gen
EF and EL

and things like the fairlane and ltd

all other iterations are either meh or just pure ugly

>>150277256
Wanganeenmilera to Adelaide
Curtin to Weagles
Pick two to Saint K

>>150277993
>EF and EL
yep rate this. aged better than most 30 year olds

>>150277994
why would curtin leave first for last?

>>150278051
because they ask him nicely to do it? winning the hip might make it easier for him

I thought anon was referring to the bird.

crows aren't winning shit in september

>>150277526
Cats won't be able to make a grand final without finishing top 4 and winning their first final so that's four game left and one of those is half way through and he has 0 goals not to mention there's not too many finals where key forwards kick big bags anymore. If he kicks three in the next half against the Swans he'll need to kick 6 in each of his finals. Not happening.

Just seen harry cheezel being loaded into the ambulance outside the ground

I don't like beer any more (unironically)

they reckon he got leather poisoning

>>150278121
Oh no

How big is Big Terry?

AHAHAHAHA

Fill it in

>Tammy Hembrow has three children. Her son, Wolf, and daughter, Saskia, are from her relationship with Reece Hawkins. Her youngest daughter, Posy, is from her relationship with Matt Poole.
>Tammy Hembrow has publicly had three relationships with significant others.
god it must be hellish being her oldest son, seeing mum getting with a footy bloke immediately after breaking up with stepdad #2.
kid's gonna khs when he's old enough to doomscroll.

>>150278356
I'm sure that this will turn out well

Yep clubs fucked.

>>150278365
Think he’d just tune it out & focus on his own life

>>150278365
I don't care about this shit.

we need a solution to the problems of the Iggs

FRAUDlong

>>150278419
a final solution?

m'iggs a shit

why does every indian I see wear a Kathmandu puffer jacket?

>>150278428
you could say that

>>150278447
The North Face
Kathmandu
Macpac
The trinity of zogged plastic china brands worn by NPC cultists

Avoid at all costs. Merino wool, even lamb's wool or bust

>>150278365
>31 year old making out like a teenager in public
thinking the cum bucket comment was spot on really

my dinner

i reckon she's sniff's drug connection

Why can't he kick?

>>150278499
fucking embarrassing. get some self respect mate

>>150278481
imagine the cuck lying on his stomach to take this photo
not suprised bailey smith stole her

>>150278499
never had one of these but always wanted one

>>150278513
i've given up, it was over before it began

I think I hate the Swans.

>>150278120
His people normally get loaded into trains

boring games today

>>150278553
They travel a lot?

>>150278365
Why does he dress like an absolute deadshit loser mid 30s NEET centrelink recipient

>>150278564
zoomer brainrot
>le daggy clothes are cool xd

>>150278564
Why care?

>>150278573
>>150278564
uglification for satan
and is it just me or is fashun just moving so fucking fast I dunno how these zoomettes keep up

>>150278499
goated cake tbqh

>>150278577
there is a case for beauty

>>150278564
it's partly an Australian thing and part zoomer apathy. For some reason it's a social status thing that the more high profile you are you can get away with dressing down on purpose also baggy 90's fashion is coming back

>>150278365
>Being a 24 year old "hot guy" that's currently regarded as a superstar in the AFL is only enough to get a semi-bogged, 31 year old instathot with three children
Jesus Christ, the dating market is so unbelievably fucked.

>open news.com.au
>see this
>Not good enough’: Footage exposes Nick Daicos’ horror lapse

>>150278606
maybe she has a good personality

>>150278606
doubt it's anything more than a p&d

>>150278606
supports his claims of mental health issues though. I'd also wager she's a psychologically manipulative predator who could easily fuck his head more

>>150278620
>maybe she has a good personality

>>150278606
is he that lusted over? the only people i see gushing over him are young teens

>>150278587
They hardly have 'fashion'. Their modus operandi is basically "look like a lazy slobbish drug addict pile of shit". Fashion is art, and art reflects culture.

Iggs

broke my sober streak, drank a bottle of scotch and cheated on my gf with a fat pig lads. Feel disgusting.

>>150278481
god I wish it was me in that belly

>>150278674
these things happen waba, learn from it and move on

>>150278660
make sense dressing like a dag from the 90's is the most unappealing thing to me and it's just laziness not inventing a new style

>>150278696
They're not even emulating the 90s, they're just looking like shit in baggy clothes

>>150278692
she can't ever know. I'll just have to let the shame make me a better partner

FUCKEN LOST MY PAYCHECK ON THE SWANS ARRRRGH *SMASHES PHONE*

Fashion is cyclical you drongos

The worst recent trend I’ve seen for zoomettes is wearing a blazer with a boob tube underneath, girl boss meets whore

are a woman's farts different when pregnant?

no gf and what i would give to have sex with a fat pig

>Over within 30 seconds of the fourth quarter
Swans are fucking pathetic.

>>150278674
describe the root. were the plaps loud? did she smell?

>>150278713
she's gonna find out one day
you fucked up and you should be honest with her if you have any sense of integrity

Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
Do you feel like a tough cunt?
When you go and drink and drive
Those kids just wanted ice-cream
They're not coming back alive
You selfish fucking cunt
I bet you smoked meth too
The only one whos needs to die
In all of this is you
Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
I saw your parents talk
They come off really nice
I'm sorry that they're sons a cunt
Who kills kids and smokes ice
You worthless piece of shit
You fucking failure mate
The fact that you exist at all
It makes me so irrate
Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
Samuel William Davidson
You child killing cunt
Seen your bullshit on the news
Now you can go get fucked
I hope you rot in jail cunt
And get whats comin to ya
I hope those big boys pin you down
And run a train right through ya
I hope they take a big lead pipe
And smash your alco face
I hope that every fucken bone
Is shattered out of place
I hope that when they slit your throat
You're lucid and still breathing
Just know the cameras are turned off
And all the guards are leaving
There's no investigation
After all your blood is shed
Those inmates did us all a favour
Cunts like you oughta be dead

mum doesn't love me. i haven't even been born yet and I'm already a huge burden to her

Time to turn it off, cooking meatballs & roast veg

>>150278785
At least you've been out in the wild
I'm just in dad's family jewels and if I'm not fucked outta here some white cells are gonna do me in

I think the whole baggy trend is cool and comfy. I don't partake but it's cool and reminds me of the old days

Nuke all advertising companies tbqh

>Pancake Parlour will price all their pancakes at 1960s prices all Tuesday
What are we getting lads

i think the alice in chains worship is utter cringe
they are fucking shite

sheezel even stat pads better than nick daicos

>>150278755
even worse is a blazer with nothing underneath

>>150278822
I don't like pancakes

shoop it

shit round of footy 2bh

>>150278831
Nonsense.

>>150278831
at least that gives off an exhibitionist vibe which is kinda hot

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find, and yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead

Why can't he kick?

>>150278822
the scientology stack

Worst thing is high heels with pants.

>>150278831
Blazers are just shit in general on women, the zoomettes make it worse as they have no idea what they’re doing

Anonymous 08/17/25(Sun)17:34:44 No.213754738▶
>Swans game is over with 15 minutes left
>Have a look at the score for the Flogs-Iggs match
>Almost seven goal difference only halfway through the 2nd quarter
Just hurry up and be finals already. This season has sucked.

>>150278851
combined with a sleeveless top invariably, looks like goofy lanky shit

Clanker

>>150278881
These things are terrifyingly horrific.

>>150278881
KWAB

I'm an embarrassing worthless manchild

>>150278881
>2030
>Fucking my robowaifu
>Get a bit rough and roll off the bed
>Got me leglocked
>Starts crushing my pelvis uncontrollably

>>150278906
Based

>>150278915
Nonce. Sex robots won't be 18 by 2030.

>>150278881
why do asians behave like they never have an original thought

>>150278915
This but human waifu

>>150278915
worth

Billy doing okay. Better keep Gaz away from her.

Good chance of a hundred-point DRUBBING here, the 'Dogs will be wanting the %

Not even 6 PM and I’m already in bed, I just have no reason to be awake

>>150278989
why? their percent is higher than anyone around them can reach

>>150278996
I'd like to be in bed. I'd just be doing the same thing I'm doing now only more comfortable. It just feels too early to be in bed though.

early bedtime looms

i deserve a fucking medallion for watching this iggs team all year

>>150278996
>>150279007
>>150279012
no but steven lay

>>150278881
Tfw my hat falls off

>finals locked in
Crisp dead rubber round

>>150279024
bane v hawks will be fighting for top 4

Can tell tonight’s thread gonna be good and I’m dying to lock in but can also tell my gf is craving my attention

>>150279024
>>150279028
fremantle vs bulldogs you fucking spastics

>>150279028
>>150279037
The games are all a forgone conclusion.

Never in doubt.

>>150277770
Cunt not using the trolley return even though it's 1 space away

>Bulldogs Dockers will be a playoff for the finals
Good stuff

the mousey-faced woggy chick in the nab business loans ad is hot as fuck

>Fred are going to be the first team in AFL/VFL history to be in the top 4 with 2 games to go and miss finals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150279024
The next Sunday should be good. Lions v Hawks for top 4 and Dogs v Dockers is basically an elimination final. The rest of the round will be dogshit.

>>150278881
>>150278915
The training data:

>>150279057
>carlton v essendon thursday night

>>150279054
Missing finals with 15 wins is pretty insane. Plenty of seasons that will get you top 4.

>>150279054
do they sack longmuir then? obviously it was finals or bust but winning 15 games and still missing is ridiculous

is this what private school boys find funny?
id deck any cunt who did that to me

>>150279080
>finals or bust
>dont make finals
hes gone

ed richards should only wear long sleeves and change his number to 5

>I was in the city this morning walking my dog and we stopped for a drink and a puppachino, as we were sitting minding our own business, some random man was pointing to my dog to show his kids, at which point he whips out his phone and starts filming us. Now, I understand in a public space we have no right to expect privacy, but it's still super weird to me when anyon just starts filming other people, not their surroundings or the view that people happen to be in, but directly the person. After a minute or so I stood up and went to walk off and the man finally put his phone away.

>takes dog out for attention
>nooooooo not like that!!!!

>>150279088
Just buy a new one, lol.

Dangerfield will retire as a premiership captain and the oldest norm smith medallist

geelong just locked themselves into playing bane at the MCG lol
would have been better of losing and playing at the gabba

>>150278365
did they put enough mushroom sauced on that steak fucks sake

>>150279080
>>150279092
They're not going to sack a coach after a 15 win season

>>150279088
Oh ho ho got a good guffaw out of me.

>whoooooooooooooa no side has ever missed finals with 15 wins before!!!!!!!!!!
do these retards not realise gather round adds an extra round

>>150279121
Tex will retire holding a premiership medal and staring down at a crumpled Dangerfield.

>>150279088
Buying a new car for rich people is the equivalent of plebs like us buying a replacement toaster.

>>150279130
australian pub meals are fucking putrid mate. undignified slop for the proletariat class

>>150279152
well who was the last to miss with 14?

>bulldogs
>crumbling against a top 8 side
pick both

>>150279152
No team with 13 wins has ever finished outside the top 8 (excluding essendon 2013 who were banned). Retard.

>guy who """""punched"""""" nick got a fine
epic

>>150279152
Gather Round has been a thing thing for the last three years too but Freo's current wins and percentage would have them at 5th at season's end in both 2023 and 2024. It's unprecedented.

Richmond are the only team to lose a final against a side that missed the finals

>>150279187
collingwood last year technically did with two draws

image the glazing if nick daicos got 50 disposals

>>150279179
this
they can't beat top 8 sides that aren't gws

>>150279222
crazy theyll be playing gws in the first week of finals then

fred's aflw (46) side outscored their afl side (44) it's so over

>>150279234
cant believe people thought this guy would win the rising star over ashcroft lol

>>150279234
Looks kinda like an ugly dyke.

>>150279016
I can't do it just give up mid way through the second. Don't care if you call me fair weather I've been tuning in all year and this shit has been going on for like 4 years now.

>>150279016
>>150279252
Chin up. Reid's trade compensation will make the off season rather fun.

>>150279234
i don't watch aflw who is this dyke?

Harley Sneed

>>150279243
wrong, curtin's going to win it because of the afl's retarded rule that lets 2nd and 3rd year players like him and dempsey win

>Sydney's season a complete failure
>Dean Cox going to be sacked after next week
>Playing the Iggs last game
Iggs claiming another opposition coaching scalp.

>>150279284
who was the first one?

>>150279284
kenchads, things are looking good

>A-League club Western United close to collapse after licence withdrawn
wtf you guys told me soccer was booming in this country, who paid for their new stadium again?

>>150279291
Simon Goodwin.

>>150279299
their stadium was suburban scrapper tier, it was not a viable team really to begin with. this only consolidates resources and makes the league better. the afl could learn a thing or two from this.

who's winning in the dogs vs eagles game

adelaide throws lol

>>150279302
oh right i forgot they sacked him after that win because normally it happens after a loss
>>150279325
who do you think

>>150279325
too early to say
the dogs need 3 more points to seal it

100+ looms desu

cant wait for some kino scenes when the dogs get pumped by 10 goals in finals

>>150279345
honestly if you sperg this hard at an afl game every week you deserve death

>>150279350
Think it's a repost of a spergout from a previous week.

>>150279350
It's therapeutic. Same as going to a metal concert and cutting loose in the mosh pit.

>>150279282
I dunno. Curtin's best games have been better but Ashcroft's been more consistent over the entire season. It'll be a close call but I'd lean slightly towards Ashcroft.

>>150279360
i know but he does it every game, any time the camera pans to the cheer squad (which i would do too if i were manning the camera kek) he's there either clapping and sneering or rampaging and screaming

>>150279284
There's less than zero chance Cox gets sacked.

>>150279373
Is this mathematically possible?

God I love being a millionaire and having an aristocratic family

>>150279363
shut up dogssperg

>>150279382
Anything is possible in maths.

Iggs

Brownlow tips lads?

>>150279459
probably one of naicos/dawson/rowell
rowell probably the smokey but also apparently umps don't vote for players they hate so idk

>>150279459
1. Daicos
2. Dawson
3. McCluggage
4. Smith
5. Anderson/Rowell

>>150279459
think it's a bit late for you to get enough points m8

>>150279466
based on previous years
some undeserving spud

Is Geelong vs North the only 100+ win for the year?

>>150279478
Meant fashion tips mate. Not sure what to wear

Why do redditors hate spanian so much

>>150279514
Racism

>>150279514
he promotes gambling

>>150279497
crisp tammy hembrow

my igg a work in progress

Iggs

>>150279593
do you think it will splash when it lands or will it spray everywhere?

>>150279611
>kicking us when we're down
real classy pal

*throws it into the fan*

Should we make a Bounce gameday thread?

I just bought a squeegee

bounce died for me when spud drove into that tree

>Iggs almost beat Adelaide
>Dogs thrash Iggs by 100 (-6)
Thinking the Dogs are the in form team and most likely to win it all if they get over Freo next week.

>>150279661
Can you let me know how it goes after you've used it?

>>150279665
>collingwood the most out of form team in the comp
>34 more inside 50s than the crows
>lost by only 3 points
thinking the crows are shit champ

>>150279664
Trees aren't known for bouncing desu

can't see dogs beating fred

can't see

>>150279593
Yeah because absolute spuds the likes of Maric, Williams, Brock, Davis, Bazzo, Flynn, Hall, Hutchinson, Archer Reid etc are ever going to progress to be anything but C- players. They are completely fucked for the next decade lol, enjoy being the new north melbourne

first crack should be on first so us footy intellectuals can see the dissection of the round of footy
bounce can be on at 7am monday morning so the kids can watch it before school

>>150279693
haha ok

>>150279693
graham and baker will be there when they are competing for premierships okay!!??

>>150279693
>>150279713
Tim Kelly will carry them. He just got extended so it's all looking good.

>>150279709
Actually sorry, maybe some of those players are capable of becoming C+ players

>there are 4 absolutely putrid football teams this year
>one of them has 4 less wins than the others

pls no bully

shut the fuck up about them then and we wont talk about it

iggs

>>150279768
all home teams

>>150279750
ok tough guy

>>150279768
>wednesday night footy
yep keen. be lucky to get 5k there

>>150279768
What a way to kickoff the last round of the year

kek check out this rap guy on the voice

If fred lose to the doggies and suns win they'll miss finals.

>>150279788
no different to saturday prime time then

west coast have literally never been good in my life lmao

>>150279799
imagine the civil war in afl house if the snus somehow lose both fixtures and miss out

le no. of disposals in a bottom on the table clash

Doggies customer here, in order for the doggies to keep the 8th spot, they either need to beat freo, or they and the suns both have to lose their respective games.

Suns v Port, so tl;dr the doggies' season is over.

Or Memely could pull a miracle and beat the suns (which would be a pretty funny given how their season is over as well)

suns are no good
their rigged fixture to get them into finals will be a blight on the finals

bounce is slowly turning into /india rekt/

>>150279812
FRAUDwick...

>>150279824
trip on RC
>>150279837
>fraud
>3 premierships as a coach
What are you smoking, champ?

>>150279768
an opening round match is the final match of the season

>>150279816
it's the last round next weekend no more home and away games so suns have to beat dosn in gold coast to give themselves a chance so it's very likely but they'd need doggies to win against fred at optus

fred's percentage is shit both suns and doggies have a higher percentage than the dockies

>>150279846
>they put it in round 24 and didnt call it closing round
fuck me

>>150279841
carried by guys like cotchin and martin and reiwult just to name a few

>>150279768
won't be watching any of these except bane v hawks, and that will only be begrudgingly since i am a bane customer
in fact i still might not bother and just return my seat

saved you a watch next week lads

First Qualifying Final (1st hosts 4th): Adelaide Crows vs Gold Coast Suns at Adelaide Oval

First Elimination Final (5th hosts 8th): Collingwood vs Hawthorn at the MCG

Second Elimination Final (6th hosts 7th): GWS Giants vs Western Bulldogs at ENGIE Stadium

Second Qualifying Final (2nd hosts 3rd): Geelong vs Brisbane Lions at the MCG

>>150279872
Western Bulldogs won't make the finals.

What vidya is /afl/ playing?

>>150279889
pokerstars

>>150279889
squiggle football

>>150279889
clair obscur

>>150279889
Rogue Fable

nick daicos ever had 54 and 2?

of the 6 tasks on my to-do list for today, I did 3 of them. I love you guys, thanks for being my friend.

>>150279940
good job lad, feels satisfying huh?

>>150279940
Reckon you still have time for a few more.

>>150279940
What were the 5 tasks and what were the ones you didn't do?

>>150279940
not bad for my gf's second child

i am
you are
we are all aliens

quality laughs in the archive
>>147501424

did anyone get that soundbite of Ruby saying "I pooed myself"?

>>150280000
that's my post :(

>>150280015
hey you got some stuff right

>>150279816
Dogs pumped MY Freo at Marvel recently, never underestimate Fred's ability to make the kind of history no-one wants.

>>150280041
WA posters have been missing in action. Remember when they used to spam "cuktorian" - they're pretty quiet for some reason

>>150279889
Munchs oddysee

>>150280046
probably just sick of seeing their club show promise then achieve fuck all. iggs fans probably roped

>>150280024
just went a year early on norf top 4 call.

they have to climb out of the cellar eventually

every state has a team playing finals except WA

>you will never get to rant about your footy team whilst Sarah Olle sits there and smugly smirks at you
Why live bros

>>150280073
i couldnt shake the fuck that id be fucking a female version of matthew richardson

Finna fiddle with my bumhole.

>>150280089
be safe

>>150280089
tough loss last night darce

>>150280098
nothing gay about playing with your own butt

Gonna throw my legs behind my head and cum on my face.

>>150280114
bit gay this

I’m my mind, Steven May has done some unimaginable things

>>150280116
How so?

women stick their fingers in their vagina and then lick the pussy juice and they dont get called lesos

Been smoking cigarettes all day they taste and smell so bad after the fact

>>150280114
if i hang from your ceiling i will be able to see right into your bum hole

whats doing cuzzies

>>150280143
You could dive right in.

i don't think my haemorrhoids would respond well to anal play

>>150280161
Arse fucking myself gave my haemorrhoids.

Do any of you guys play geometry dash? What’s your highest level passed

My butthole is always itchy, I used assumed haemorrhoids but I’m starting to think it’s something more sinister

>>150280175
why did you do that then?

>>150280191
feels good

>>150280179
437

>>150280212
even with the roids?

you legends excited for the legends game

>>150280213
Waste of a post

I had to get surgery after my arse was bleeding on and off for like 8 years, just get it done if you have bleeding

>>150280224
thanks

>>150280223
it peaked long ago

>>150280233
it honestly has never been this good since that goal, it truly did peak then and there

>>150280233
>>150280241
how that fat fuck did that ill never know

>>150280251
Bro on the mark had his pants down

>>150280228
cancer?

saw a disheveled guy who smelt of cigarettes at the frozen dinner section of Woolies and I started projecting my own subpar, miserable life onto him and I started to feel sad. I know I’m an empathetic person when I get sad at just the idea that someone is suffering

New thread please.

>>150280261
still a brilliant finish

THE LADZZZZZZZ

>>150280251
droneball

I want to move to Texas

would love to dive face first into nina morrisons bush

>>150280287
only steers and queers come from Texas

Me and the misso had a massive fight now I don’t know where she’s gone

>>150280267
that bloke was oscar allen and i reckon he'll be alright

>>150280300
based wa pig fucker

Dogs cannot beat non-GWS top 8 teams but did Freo just have a soul crushing loss?
>Top 4 on the line
>Farewell game for one of their greatest ever players
>Biggest home and away game in years
>Sold out crowd and their largest ever home and away crowd for a game that isn't a Derby
>Get utterly demolished by 57 points
>Now have to win just to scrape into the 8
I'm not writing them off completely, especially since Dogs are flat-track bullies, but bouncing back from that is going to be extremely difficult. That's the sort of loss that breaks your spirit. I could see them being totally broken, barely giving a whimper and then getting utterly humiliated. Again.

>>150280300
she turned up crying on my doorstep mate. i took her in, will make her a cup of tea and let her cry into my shoulder and have a chat til she settles down then send her back to you

>>150280300
she with me now, thanks for keeping her warm

imagine the passionate happy sex she is having tonight

>fred missing the 8
this will be absolute kino
why the fuck do their fans always get so carried away after a few wins midseason? think they'd have ptsd by now. but no. they're always up and about with that flagmantle cringe.

Fold WA

>iggs miss finals
>get pick 1
>fred miss finals
>get pick 10
iggs just keep winning

>>150280324
reckon i wouldnt last 54 pumps in her

>>150280360
Just preformed 54 thrusts, grim lad

>collingwood could still fall out the eight
doubt it'll happen but it'd be so funny if they did

>>150280315
would like to see what kind of pre game speech fyfe gives them

>>150280390
They literally can't, god you people are retarded

>>150280390
explain how the dogs could win and fremantle gain 15%

>>150280390
They’d have to lose by like 250

I’m never masturbating again, and I absolutely mean it this time.

I need her back

>>150280418
see you tomorrow mate

Day 0 no fap
Day 0 no alcohol
Day 2 no gambling
Day 190 no weed

>>150280411
pies lose bigly, dogs win bigly, and the others between the two teams get major % boosts from blowouts, it can happen

>>150280412
see above

>>150280415
see above

I’m so dang hungry

>>150280442
you are retarded kek
if the dogs win the only team that can replace collingwood is fremantle so if they get pumped its no chance

The only big upset that is a chance to happen is for freo to miss finals because their percentage is so bad. So if suns and doggies win they'd be out.

NEED all the possible outcomes of the top 8

ive done the math lads
if melbourne hold collingwood to 1 point and score 215 and fremantle only lose to the dogs by 1 collingwood will miss the eight

>>150280468
GC have two games left, so freo v dogs is literally playoff

>>150280315
they were shook from the get go. Vintage Fred. I've watched these purple losers for over 20 years. They will lose next week. Even if they win they won't make a dent in the finals.

Collingwood are still finishing top 4 kek

>>150280500
Then losing in spectacular fashion

>>150280500
back to the adelaide oval to get smacked kek

>>150280457
no need to be rude, i found my mistake and i'll own it

>>150280509
>>150280510
Possible, given the extreme rigging we witnessed last night

will history repeat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1xwu5h10Q

MY on-topic alf :)

collingwood are 3-0 against adelaide in finals

>>150280549
past performance is not a reliable indicator for future performance

>>150280549
remember how collingwood were on a 9 year undefeated streak against the crows until yesterday?

i think freo have had to win in the last round to lock up a top 8 spot 5 times in their history and they've lost every time kek

collingwood are 16-29 in grand finals

I was going to blogpost but decided against it.
Anyway, go Crows