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>>150250979

anime

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame homophobia, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Hellmann's and the sisters, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances to beat cortinas or remain in la B for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /copalib/? Is Petraglia the problem? Is it Léo Pelé or Zapelli? Belezi #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://loja.athletico.com.br/
https://www.twitch.tv/casimito
https://www.amomeupet.org/noticias/11309/poodle-toy-vai-a-pet-shop-e-volta-completamente-difrente-um-leve-mal-entendido-
https://www.petz.com.br/cachorro/racas/poodle/
https://www.instagram.com/monivilela/
https://www.assembleia.pr.leg.br/storage/ordem_dia/iDAOBWi3zCrlQvo1IFwVmqyKEZxRslE7TbZA95UJ.pdf
https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/esportes/futebol/campeonato-paranaense/rebaixado-atletico-se-livrou-da-2-divisao-estadual-em-1967-apos-pedido-de-rivais-cfyosdpdi6b5scz9x0x4joehh/
https://cvv.org.br/

yiyos

Lo de River

Dorival
1x libertadores
3x copa do brasil
6x estaduais honestos
1x recopa

Abel Ferreira
2x libertadores pandemia
1x 1 recopa
1x copa do brasil roubada
2x brasileiros roubados

>>150270471
if it was him in the goal tonight we would've won

Is this the thread?

I already yiyed here so I'm not gonna yiy anywhere else

2025 Cotia ranking so far
>GOOD
Henrique
Ryan
>OK
L. Ferreira
Matheus Alves
Lucca
>BAD
Maik
Young

>>150270618
>Young
Cuca adoraria esse goleiro

Why cant aldosivi be considered a big team

Argentina lost the rugby today

Dorival's Corinthians:

8 Wins
7 Losses
6 Draws
19 Goals Scored
16 Goals Conceded
1 Win in the Last 11 Brazilian Championship Games
6 Games Without a Win in Brazilian Championship
Of 33 Points, Only 9 Wins
3 Months Without a Home Win in Brazilian Championship
Only 1 Win Away in Brazilian Championship

Relegation Candidate!

>>150270721
>they list at home
cold chests

Joint record holders for most matches ever played

>>150270870
Two more estaduais and he will double that number

>>150270938
He counts 30 games for a.club that doesnt exist anymore (shilton counts 13 games for sub 23)

fuck a.nal

I hate my rival team more than you hate your rival team

big if true

>>150271307
but not more than I hate myself

>>150270799
Brasileirao nao vale nada
é carta marcada entre Flamerda x Palmeiras

>>150271506
Why is he winking at me?

Vc aceitaria trabalhar num local com pedófilos e assassinos?

Entao pq vc assiste a Rede Globo?

Renato Kayzer: "Sendo sincero, minha vontade é esculachar. Mais uma vez pecamos no final, é cansativo. Uma hora vamos ter que mudar e fazer melhor. 'Infantilidade', essa é a palavra de hoje."

>>150272738
Prefiro pic

Almiron's manager said that there's an agreement with culoculo to leave the club, so the question is where's Almirón going now?

Argentina or Brasil?

Richarlison é jogador de banco. É bom, mas pipoca quando é mata mata, sem contar que as vezes entra em seca em pontos corridos.
João Pedro parece ser bem mais calmo emocionalmente, mesmo sendo bem mais novo que o pombo.

João Pedro tem que ser o 9 da seleção.

>>150273003
Corinthians
Boca
Atletico-PR

>>150273407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S26DdUglUXs

Que o Patético-PR fique 30 anos na série B

>>150270275 (OP)
>I são paulo thread
>I post
Hi trikas

I hope junior never turns into colombian san lorenzo

this is what i ise my pattern-seeking brain for

>>150274581
Is there a locombian Tinelli for this task?

>>150276352
elaborate

ajuda

Dont help him

That's racist you know

A linda nao tem maquiagem

>>150277094
Mas tem tatuagem

>>150270275 (OP)
She's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen

There is no problem in the world that can't be solved buying more Colombianos and Dinoguayos.

>>150277176
nao tem

/copalib/'s law: all women have tatuagem sooner or later

>>150277314
Why does he have a tattoo with ancient turkic runes in his arm

como é lindo ser do clube de regatas do flamengo

Corinthians: democracia
Boca Juniors: democracia
Brasil: democracia
Congo: democracia

será que Deus nao está tipo tentando dar um recado para nós?

>>150278797
Lazio and St. P*uli are shit too so idk

Presidente da Lazio em nova polémica: «Jogadores são assim, têm m... no cérebro. Já viu algum inteligente?»

4 horas da manha e esse filha da puta falando de boca juniors puta que pariu

>>150279023
Bom dia pra você também.

>>150279023
Nao precisa falar assim

Endrick: emprestado ao Villareal
Estevao: Futura estrela do Gent da Bélgica
Vitor Reis: futuro ídolo da Udinese

Informação de extrema importancia:
A dupla grenal se segue no insta :))

>Mulher nao precisa de autorização dos pais ou marido para fazer tatuagem
só isso já demonstra a fraqueza da democracia

>>150279117
And that's a good thing. Brazil won in 1994 with players from domestic clubs and less prestigious European sides like La Coruña, Stuttgart and Reggina. Not a single Halal Madrid shitter in sight. You had Romário for Barcelona and Raí for Paris, and that's it. The only Madrigger who only won anything for Brazil was Roberto Carlos, but we all know very well what he did in 98 and 2006.
Maybe playing for Parma or Torino might grow some characters in these losers. Because as far as we've seen, the NT has been steadily declining after we started capping Farcelona/Halal/PissG/other major Euro club players en masse.
>>150279224
>implying pais e maridos aren't divorced degenerates with tattoos too
Women with good fathers don't turn out like that.

>>150279285
If playing for the top clubs meant anything, Argentina wouldn't be champions in 2022
MacAllister was playing for the fearful and English giant brighton, Julian was loaned to River plate, Otamendi for Benfica and Romero for Atalanta.

The English have the most expensive national team yet they haven't reached a World Cup final since 1966

>>150279285
>And that's a good thing. Brazil won in 1994 with players from domestic clubs and less prestigious European sides like La Coruña, Stuttgart and Reggina. Not a single Halal Madrid shitter in sight. You had Romário for Barcelona and Raí for Paris, and that's it. The only Madrigger who only won anything for Brazil was Roberto Carlos, but we all know very well what he did in 98 and 2006.
mas os caras sabiam q eram bagres e comiam churrasco na praia tomando skol

O Endrick gasta 100 mil em um dia no cartao de credito de presente para Gabrielly (TM) e assiste as séries q ela gosta no Netflix como um cuck, além disso assiste o personal pegar na bunda dela

I refuse to read any post on here that doesnt also come with a funny image

>>150279828
O torcedor está cansado: é questão política, é transfer ban, é o time em campo. O corinthiano está esfacelado por tudo isso. Não temos esperança, nada aponta para um alento ao torcedor. O clube se apequenou de tal maneira que parece não ter mais saída.

Rogerio Ceni is one of the best GK in the history of football
But he sucks as a coach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtUY6MNC0jw

Every single year he is eliminated

>>150279828
Rogerio Ceni is one of the best GK in the history of football
But he sucks as a coach and still manages to win corimbas

>>150276352
Yes, the Char family

>>150277094
>o travecão

Ceni won Basuleirão within his first years of coaching and he basically changed fortalezas path
>b-but it was memengo everyone can d-
Renato couldnt
As well as Dorikek, Domenec and other memes i cant remember
In fact their last Basuleirão was in 21, correct?

>>150281433
He's a Brazilian football Hall of Famer
He's up there with Felipão, Tite, Telê and now Abel
It hurs the silly patriots but a portuguese man came here and once again conquered the country before being unfairly expelled

>>150273481
Que delícia! Cada lágrima derramada no rosto dessa cadela é uma gota de champanhe francês geladinho na taça, eu dentro da hidro, com todos aqueles adereços que a gente já sabe

FODA-SE ATLETICANO FILHO DA PUTA
O METRAGLIA ESSA SEMANA VAI DESCER PRO INFERNO

I had a dream with a gremista peituda

Next OP

>>150270275 (OP)

>>150277305
Look at the bending tile behind her. You're falling for an edited image.

bom chia copalib

>>150281540
meua migo, qual a última vez que o coxa disputou a libertadores?
o petraglia é um dos maiores gestores da história do futebol
>ain mas ele é arrogante
não existe ninguém excelente que seja humilde, até o Senna era um filho da puta

>>150282063
>0/4

>>150281540
Kek

>>150282152
It gets worse...

>>150277314
Literally wrong
>>150277354
When did RMP senil say this?

>>150282063
that Universidad Católica vs São Paulo final traumatized my older brother
poor lad

GOL DEL Midtjylland LOCOOO

>>150282357
the red card

>>150282270
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:Final_de_la_Copa_Libertadores_1993
>São Paulo do Cafú
they never had a chance

>>150282473
>94.629 espectadores
insane

>>150282473
I thought sierra was signed after this final

>>150270344
This brand makes the skin of my hands hurt so I can't wash the dishes with it.

>>150282063
>1/0

>>150282063
who's that 0/4

>>150270344
>>150282814

>>150283043
This brand makes my eyes hurt so I can't watch their ads

>>150283079
skip to 0:36 for surprise perro

>>150283043
literally me

guess whos back
back again

>>150283199
How did you know I was referring to that

>>150283398
im in your walls

NEW: Uruguay suspends its agreement between the National Research and Innovation Agency and the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

>>150283465
good news for uruguay

>>150283465
what about the Peñarol Research and Innovation Agency

>>150283465
oy vey

Bom chia
Have you played Fortune Tiger already today?

>>150270696
because they are consistently shit and relegation bait

Facto: O Chelsea ainda não perdeu com ESTEVAZZO em campo
Aura.

>>150283043
cute doggo at the end

>>150283477
They gave up :(

>>150283043
A man or a woman wearing this mascot uniform?

>>150283875
>Él
its over

>>150283844
what a pity

>>150283635
Yikes! I used to like Metrópoles because they looked more reasonable than most other vehicles, but this is really giving me the ick! I'm sending this to my favourite YouTuber Felca and I hope he makes them pay for this!

My first wish is for all brazilians in the world to shut up for an hour.

>CHL1
Universidad de Chile - Audax Italiano
Managers: Gustavo Álvarez - Juan José Ribera
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/Q5KePA7D/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150284564
woah, ableism, down doot

>>150284661
>4-5-1
fake news
man, flashscore never gets it right

hulk's car is the only funny meme a br ever made here

>>150284714
>Promiedos has it right but its kinda ugly
boooooo

>>150284877
i now kneel to Sofascore, but no nationality flags...
which one do (You) prefer?

>>150284714
wow today would be a good for aranguiz to FUCKING ABRUPTLY DIE MID MATCH

>>150284912
just realized theres a nationality flag tab durr

>1 week later after tearing the freio of my dick
>still hurts a bit
I will never have sex again will I?
Might as well become a trannie

>>150284923
kek
why do you hate Charles so much

>>150284923
Aranguizazo

Watching united x arsenal now and let me tell you, what a shit match, any first tier maligno/br/dino/cafetero/argentino match looks better

>>150284948
You could still cum from your prostate.

>>150284948
I had a nightmare in which I ruptured my freio once, I can hardly fathom how much is must have hurt

>>150284938
I don't like the guy but playing for La Cu is too harsh of a punishment even for Assad. Just execute him already.

i unironically dreamed that Bayern was playing copalib

>ARG1
Defensa y Justicia - Newell's Old Boys
Managers: Mariano Soso - Cristian "El Ogro" Fabbiani
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/EX3B22BG/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150285768
muito assustador

>>150285807
>5-5-0 vs 5-5-0

>ARG1
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata - Lanús
Managers: Alejandro Orfila - Mauricio Pellegrino
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/l2Ko4FnL/#/match-summary/lineups

>>150283988
Hi hytalo. How is jail?

>>150284564
Yeah that is why you come to copalib lmao

what the fuck

>>150286305
just like my cambodian cartoon

era cartao amarelo?

idk

>>150286686
no era, no penalty and anulated yellow

copa mickey group stage is beeing seeded, what teams do you want to see playing against /copalib/?

>>150286754
>>150286686
>CHL1
Audax Italiano clean challenge, touches the ball first so penalty kick and yellow card anulated against Universidad de Chile

>>150286779
If we beat gpt then the panamenian faggot has to livestream his suicide.

>>150286305
b-based?

>ARG1
Defensa y Justicia 0 - Newell's Old Boys [1]

>>150286305
Garurumon

>>150286754
>>150286809
kek what is his problem

>>150287100
he wanted to FLYYYYY AWAYYY

>>150287217
Europe footballsissies would never.

>>150287217
tango

>>150287358
cash

bro

>>150287581
bro was passing to a ghost

rip his Achilles heel

>ARG1
Defensa y Justicia [1] - Newell's Old Boys 1

>>150287659
>>150287581
hay espíritus burlones

>ARG1
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata [1] - Lanús 0

WAKE ME UP

>>150287759
>>150286305

dale furro grrr

>CHL1
Universidad de Chile 0 - Audax Italiano [1]

>CHL1
Universidad de Chile 0 - Audax Italiano [2]

>>150283651
Thats what my team does and we are still big

/copalib/ is in the "teams with managers that that make annoying requests" group
our opponents are
/gsc/ - Gunsmith Cats (anime)
/friendslop/ - party videogames
/joshu/ - vtuber mascot

>>150288117
What request did we do exactly, also did you update the shield to just put the regular one

>>150288074
yes but your team also has a bunch of league and international titles

>>150288165
I updated the shield to the regular one and requested for our matches to be played at El Monumental
We were put in that group because I send autistic instructions during the match on the main competition

>>150288259
Thats mildly funny, can we see the instructions

>>150288208
From the ice age era

>>150288306
that's better than the "from never" that aldosivi is working with

>>150288292
For example, I make 3 slightly different wingers instead of 3 that are the same like the other teams do and then I change formations mid game so each player needs to be subbed by a specific player for it to work properly

>>150288324
They are big in my heart

>CHL1
Universidad de Chile [1] - Audax Italiano 2

>ARG1
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata 1 - Lanús [1]

>CHL1
Universidad de Chile 1 - Audax Italiano [3]

King Kong, um macaco que, depois que vai para a cidade e fica famoso, pega uma loira

>>150288544
e vc pega uma puneta kkk

>>150284948
no punhetinhas or sex and you should be fine after 2 weeks nigga
t. urologist

>>150288558
Kkkkkk

>>150288558
o nome da tua mae e puneta?

>ARG1
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata 1 - Lanús [2]

>>150288541
>leo valencia in 2025
U bros wtf

trikasschizo sintiu.
just be a man and dont cry to the jannies.

Was '23 Brasileirão the biggest KWAB moment in Brazilian Football?

Farido will die today

>>150288638
>copa do brasil 1999
>2002 copalib
>7x1
>maranaço

>>150288638
I remember that lmao.

they killed Leandro Fernandez and replaced him with an impostor
wheres the real Lea, my Leita
and how does Gustavo Alvarez not see his level while training? he barely had a any succesful passes, lost at least 6-7 balls, his shots were not on target. Did he believe he would magically start performing on the weekend? there is no way Lea just woke up and decided to play like ass, he must have shown signs on the week, right?
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150288638
and to think we almost done the same thing in the next year

>BRA1
Santos - Vasco da Gama
Managers: Cléber Xavier - Fernando Diniz
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/vasco-da-gama-santos/tOszO#id:13472900

>BRA1
Atlético-MG - Grêmio
Managers: Cuca - Mano Menezes
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/gremio-atletico-mineiro/COsBtc#id:13472902

>>150288638
>fluminense losing to LDU
>twice
>the corinthians agony of 2007-2008
>flamengo's bizarre 100th anniversary adventure
>o respeito voltou
>41 anos

>>150288898
>4-3-3
>mano Menezes
pretty sure thats 4 5 1

>>150288898
>5 foreigners on the initial lineup
Explain

>>150288946
both Flashscore and Promiedos report 4-3-3 too
we'll see

>>150288638
Batalha dos aflitos
If i were a nautico supporter i would have atopped caring about football after that

COPALIB!
SÉRIE D oitavas are here again! Are you ready to watch amazing matches between traditional teams from all over Brazil fighting for a place in the third division? Of course you are! Come watch the matches today!
>16hrs
Imperatriz x América-RN
https://www.youtube.com/live/Sthx09saN0A
Goiatuba x Aparecidense
https://www.youtube.com/live/YDOLfGMhGYg
>16h30
Mixto x Cianorte
https://www.youtube.com/live/dOtkfE9YkGc

>ARG1
Banfield - Estudiantes de La Plata
Managers: Pedro Troglio - Eduardo Domínguez
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/banfield-estudiantes-de-la-plata/gobsuob#id:14069416

>>150289003
Ceilandia and rio branco are nearly out. I really dont care about this edition anymore
Still hope santa dies

>>150288998
kek I never thought about what it must've been like from a Náutico fan's perspective

"I should root against Vasco but I can't help feeling pity for the team.

>CHL1
Huachipato - Limache
Managers: Jaime García - Víctor Rivero
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/deportes-limache-huachipato/onbsGxHc#id:13443582

>hugo moura
kek

>ARG1
Central Córdoba - Barracas Central
Managers: Omar De Felippe - Rubén Darío Insúa
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/central-cordoba-barracas-central/tnBsBnB#id:14069419

>>150289030
Interlimeira almost choked at home so capixabros still have some chance

>BRA4
Goiatuba [1] - 0 Aparecidense

someone died

>>150289255
That's double yellow + red + expulsao + multa + couples of matches ban + penal

>>150289255
>amarilla
CBVasco

me watching la U play today

>>150289394
It's a Coquimbo world. They just let us live in it.

>>150289431
piratas too stronk

Vasco btw

>>150289394
lol I knew you bring it..

i see a molecule of ball on the line desu

>>150289517
>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [1]

>>150289255
Burro Moura is a massive retard, more news at 11

How is dinizismo in vasco? I dont watch them but i dont see any of the regular clips of them doing saidinha and aggregating in a small place to pass.like in peak fluminense

>>150289572
kek yeah

>>150289517
>>150289572
Do you guys have that webm of the shampoo showing the ball in line?

Reminding the eternal reminder, feel reminded. No need to remind to thank me later!!!

>>150289569
Peak fulbo, you're missing out
Lifelong Vasco btw

i gotta go out for a sec
ill be back for the 2nd half

can't wait to see Neymar against ferroviaria, CRB, botafogo SP, vila nova et al.

>>150289569
It's pretty good. Vasco's defenders and midfielders are still rubbish but their attacking game improved a lot. And Diniz is always fun to watch nonetheless.

>>150289611
Why is the ball red?

Teve uns 35% de atuação nesse pênalti hein

>>150289569
after the Club World Cup, Vasco has the best passing and second most kicks on goal of Brasileirao (and hasn't won a single game)

>>150289569
Id arguably say it's better than fluminense's, but fluminense had a better squad. The team is not taking retarded risks like commonly happened during Diniz stay in flu and cruzeiro

>>150289732
>risks
I think Fluminense invited pressure more often not just because they had Nino and Felipe Melo to play the ball from behind, but also because they had to do it in order to break the opponent's lines. Vasco can be more direct in their transitions because the opposition doesn't play as conservatively against them yet. And they have Hugo Moura and Lucas Freitas ofc.

>BRA4
Goiatuba 1 - [1] Aparecidense

>>150289732
They are still taking alot of retarded goals doe

>tell people I can't hang out because I have to clean
>spend all day gooning instead

>>150289847
that's because Vasco players are retarded themselves

>>150289687
Conjuntivitis

>>150289873
How do we save them?

>>150289687
>Why is the ball red?
The colors we see are a construction of our brain from the light interacting with the objects around us, not an inherent characteristic of those objects.

>>150289824
Flu got screwed more often than not doing that

>BRA4
Cianorte [1] - 0 Mixto

>>150289902
So what coloration does the round object have in real life?

>>150289897
power of friendship

>BRA4
Goiatuba 1 - [2] Aparecidense

>>150289897
I don't think that can be done

Starting to get murderball-y

>>150289913
Not really. They lost the ball very often but it very rarely resulted in goals for the opposition. They scored much more than conceded that way.

>>150289958
The other day I heard about how people didn't even had a name for "blue", everything people "saw" was shades of green. now we have 97638 names for different "blues"
who the fuck knows? you can see purple when I see pink...
ask ChatGepeto

>>150290063
Not really, but our conversation won't move along on this point

>>150290082
>>150290063
The only way to solve this conumdrum is to gige both of you a sword and having you die fighting for your argument

>>150290119
The one with the biggest sword wins

>>150290160
Irl swords that are way too big are useless, which is why the katana is a fake sword made for fake niggas

O vasco roubou.
O que quer que aconteça a partir de agora é fruto do roubo, da mentira, da deslealdade, essa partida deveria ser impugnada

>>150290160
My sword is very modest in size.

>>150290189
You always say that

Se o seu time sempre fizer jogadas retardadamente perigosas isso causa um estado constante de alerta, levando os jogadores a estarem sempre atentos para reagir a situações de perigo. O que leva ao maior aproveitamento ao se defender.
Se teu time é muito seguro na defesa e não comete erros, quando algum acontecer vão ser pegos de surpresa e conceder um gol.
Diniz é um gênio ao expor sempre seus times ao perigo de gol, isso faz deles mais eficientes

Isso aqui é papo de nem voltar pro segundo tempo, escândalo, o Santos foi desarmado pra uma briga de facas, tem que acionar a Polícia Federal, GCM, Interpol, MI6 o que for, esse senhores arbitrando tem que sair direto pra prisão e sem direito a fiança, tá?

O Chadval ganhou libertadores e copa do brasil
Ano seguinte ganhou mais uma copa do brasil

Mas o bom mesmo é o Fernando Diniz

>>150290201
Let's call it a gentleman's empate then

Me when dinizismo

>BRA1
Atlético-MG [1] - Grêmio 0

>>150290337
Golazo....

>>150290070
likely because blue isn't a pigment you can naturally get your hands on on most places, so cultures never develop a word for it. fun fact, people who don't have a word for blue are legitmately unable to tell the difference between a blue object and a green one, despite being able to tell the difference between very similar shades of green. in other words, language itself determines the color resolution of our brains
https://gondwana-collection.com/blog/how-do-namibian-himbas-see-colour

>>150290271
O dorikek ganhou 2 títulos por um time maligno e um título roubando desde as quartas
A liberta do Diniz foi 100% honesta, não teve um *
Não a toa o dorikek tá sendo humilhado no cortinas, ele é pura sorte, em 2010 o Santos de Neymar e Ganso caiu no colo dele, em 22 o elenco mais caro da América disparado
Dorival é a prova da falência técnica do futebol brasileiro

>>150290346
>>150290362
tremendo golazo

>BRA1
Atlético-MG 1 - Grêmio [1]

>>150290070
Chat-pecoense

>>150290415
Yes, I hate PSG and city, how could you tell

>>150290392
There is one argentinian who claims argentinos jrs was robbed

>ARG1
Central Córdoba 0 - Barracas Central [1]

>ARG1
Banfield 0 - Estudiantes de La Plata [1]

>ARG1
Banfield 0 - Estudiantes de La Plata [2]

Estudantes da prata has more aura im afraid

>>150290568
THE RAT STABBERS

Vasco again
golazo btw

>CHL1
Huachipato [1] - Limache 0

>>150290623
DVD GOLAZO

>santos
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

yep, it's Vasco again

>>150290568
Sounds like a rap group name

O Prantastíco vai cair de novo.

>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [2]

>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [3]

santastico bros... not like this

V4sc0 btw

>check score at ht
>1-0 roubated to vasco
>forget about it
>hear neighbors talking (he has a megaphone on his throat)
>PUTA QUE PARIU 4 A 0? CADÊ O NEYMAR??
>realize prantos is getting obliterated
>neymar already forced a yellow to miss next game during his sons birthday
kek
Santos is a joke

>play without Vegetti
>goleates in an away game
I love the guy, but this isn't looking good for him

You are laughing? Kleber Xavier will be fired and you are laughing?

>>150290817
Yeah, I think his time has come

>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [4]

Va555co btw

>santos
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150290858
Penalty handball

>>150290568
EDLP is a gigantic team but banfield is one of these mid table shitters that can always surprise you i wouldn't count them out

HAVE SOME MERCY YOU MONSTERS

please put Loide in so he can finally score and I can finally post his reaction image I saved forever ago

Dont worry 5ant0sbros. We will win the Brasileirão [spoiler]Série B[/spoiler] in 2026.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [5]

>that globo shot of the mass exodus
holy kek

>>150290890
just checked and he's not even on the bench, lmoa

Yesterday the u20 women water polo world cup ended in salvador. American women beat spanish women.
I saw the mexican team in the city. They were the last placed team. I didnt ask for autographs

ESSE RESULTADO É FRUTO DO ROUBO
DA DISPUTA DESIGUAL
O SANTOS ENTROU COM 10 + 1 MORTO
O VASCO ENTROU COM 12

>>150290927
please tell me theres a WEBM of that

This is bad supposedly

>>150290919
delicia de gol. muito tempo que nao vejo o Vasco jogar futebol

>santos
>66666666666666
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Neymar solta a voz em resenha e dança coladinho com Bruna Biancardi.

Crédito: Reprodução Instagram

Vasco again? yep, btw

Will Chadiniz be able to surpass it?

Santos can still virate this

I got cramps from laughing at prantos

Santos is covering estudiantes chokeada.

>BRA4
Goiatuba [2] - 2 Aparecidense

agora quem dá o boga é o Santos

>>150290927
>>150290945

prantistas vão destruir o estadio do trikas

SEIS

poor webm bro, having to do a lot of work this game
thank you for your service

>vascaínos will start getting uppity again
it's all so tiresome, fuck santos

>>150291023
thank you based anon

>>150291027
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAAH

>BRA1
Santos 0 - Vasco da Gama [6]

>>150291027
Asshole

6ant0s

>BRA4
Goiatuba 2 - [3] Aparecidense

>>150291023
Thanks chilebro

>prantos

Pode fechar as portas da instituição kkkkkkkk

Neymar Jr. lança Next10 e entra para o mercado bilionário de suplementos
Jogador investe em nova marca que aposta em sua imagem para conquistar consumidores e crescer no mercado de nutrição no Brasil
m https://exame.com/marketing/neymar-jr-lanca-next10-e-entra-para-o-mercado-bilionario-de-suplementos/

good lord, what's happening in the prantos x fiasco match?

>>150290807
>neymar already forced a yellow to miss next game during his sons birthday
Why won't his father let him retire, this humiliation ritual of a comeback is destroying him

So...uh...how many people are going to die on Vila Belmiro today.

>BRA1
Atlético-MG 1 - Grêmio [2]

>>150291109
plenty from old age

>BRA4
Cianorte 1 - [1] Mixto

>>150291106
Neighbours are shouting that Jesus is returning, the apocalypse is coming

>>150291147
>apocalypse in brazil
about fucking time, thank you lord

BASED

>BRA1
Grêmio's red card against Atlético-MG

>>150290919
Why do brazilians love anal so much

>6x0
Maybe is true what that argy anon says, brasilians make everything sexual.

Guess the thrill of brasileirao is waiting for the next humiliation ritual

>BRA1
Atlético-MG's red card against Grêmio

this is neymar's worst defeat

>>150291174
>>150291240
kek

>BRA1
Atlético-MG 1 - Grêmio [3]

Come on...7 is funnier

GOOOOOOOOOOL DO SANTOS PORRA CHUPAAAAA

>>150291245
only because Zuniga broke his spine in 2014

>correção de pontuação
>Santos 0 X 6 Vasco

>Vasco twisters singing "o Santos é o time da virada!"
okay, that's fucking funny

>"O Santos é o time da virada, o Santos é o time do amor".

KEK

>>150291303
Powerful. Upvoted

>BRA1
Santos' anulated goal against Vasco da Gama

>>150291324
Impedimento

could he fix santos?

>>150291303
Are they going to bend over and show their buttocks?

There is nothing more humiliating in BR football than getting Golaeted by Vasco

>BRA4
Imperatriz 0 - [1] América-RN

>>150291303
bros..............

>>150291354
WTF is that "news" flash on the bottom

>>150291362
Pelé was Vascaino, it's fine.

>BRA1
Atlético-MG & Grêmio double red card for arguing, second red card for each team.

>>150291303
santos?
more like gordurantos

o neymar esta chorando

it works again
https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule/
stupid piece of crap

>>150291376
so this is what you meant when you said Nerman would bring the hexa

>>150291045
>marcador tenistico
brutal

>>150291414
more like doentos

>>150291374
Maybe it's the other bigode if you catch my drift
Or they're just talking about tuguinhas

>>150291422
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

>>150291429
Heh

>>150291448
wtf i want a Diniz hug too

>>150291349
He will kill it for sure

PRO VASCÃO SORRIR, O NEYMAR TEM QUE CHORAR!

>>150291414
They are eating all the food that cant go to america through the seaport anymore

>>150291474
The weak must fear the strong

>>150291486
kkkkkkk

O Santos é um time patético mesmo

>>150291429
Kek

>>150291474
Diniz probably has more love for him than his shitty father desu

>>150291376
better pic for anyone that wants it for posterity

We are so back Vascosisters

>>150291474
Why does the shirt say 7 if it was just 6

>>150291524
>>150291524

>>150291303
>Tô protestando, gostaram?
fucking sluts

>>150291524
PIROCADO

>>150291350
that's an athletico-PR's fans practice

>>150291524
Same energy as those messi/penaldo pictures that get spammed on the catalogue

>>150291524
this has to be next OP

>>150291524
same aura

>>150291422
rsrsrsrssrsrsrkkkkkkkkkkk

>ARG1
River Plate - Godoy Cruz
Managers: Marcelo Gallardo - Walter Ribonetto
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/godoy-cruz-river-plate/lobszwc#id:14069423

O Vasco da Gama passou a rola no Santos mais uma vez

>CHL1
Coquimbo Campeão - Everton
Managers: Esteban González - Mauricio Larriera
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/everton-de-vina-del-mar-coquimbo-unido/pnbsHac#id:13443570

>>150291614
>>150291524

What are some angry santistas? I need to feed on their anger

>>150291753
Peru bro made in another thread

>>150291474
I think he realized he threw his career in the trash and he's not getting anything major, like a Balloon D'or or a World Cup

>>150291559
Porra comeria as duas vai tomar no cu só tem mulher gostosa nesse país
Foda que conseguir mulher é uma burocracia do caralho

>>150291795
Football aside, Diniz is genuinely a nice guy. He's a psychologist and shit.

Neymar confirma em passagem na zona mista: "Maior vergonha da minha carreira."

/copalib/ meals you have to try before dying: huevos revueltos + tostadas con dulce de leche

>>150291920
la ele

>>150291920
>no cuequita with polenta al pan
One job.

I love Morumbis now, Vasco should play every game there

>BRA1
Internacional - Flamengo
Managers: Roger Machado - Filipe Luís
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/flamengo-internacional/qOsGuc#id:13472903

GOLACOOOOOOOOOOO
DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI DRIUSI

/copalib/ meals you have to try before collapsing to the sixth dimension: sopa de gelo

>>150291969
This, trikaschizo always spoke about a terço he left there, God bless him

>>150291822
Kkkkkkkkkkk

Don't let this victoria magistral distract you, vASCO is still a D tier team.

Driussi lo agarraba al Monterrey y le metía 4

>ARG1
River Plate [1] - Godoy Cruz 0

Como é excelente ser colorado
>>150292006
D de Deus
D de Dieguito

Both vasBainos and Brantistas destroyed morumbi btw

>>150292014
This is blasphemy

>BRA1
Internacional 0 - Flamengo [1]

zankoku na tenshi no feijo

>>150291920
café com queijo

>>150292058
Already? Inter is trash

>>150292058
>Cleber Xavier é demitido após goleada sofrida contra o Vasco

>ARG1
River Plate 1 - Godoy Cruz [1]

Infelizmente o GPS do Pedro é ruim, ele vai ser vendido

RECYCLE

>>150270356
>>150270356
>>150270356

>the shitty town of shantos
>binter
What the fuck? Why are carioca teams so strong?

>>150292130
what does carioca even mean?

>>150292186
>No período colonial (século XVI - século XVIII), os nascidos na capitania do Rio de Janeiro eram conhecidos por "carioca", devido ao Rio Carioca, que era o rio que fornecia água potável à população (aqueles que "bebiam das águas do Carioca").

Born in the Rio de Janeiro city. Not the state.

>>150292186
people from Rio de Janeiro
it's a tupi (native language) word for

"Where the white people live"

Not a joke,

>>150292267
>it's a tupi (native language) word for
>"Where the white people live"
I guess the real cariocas were the friends we made in /copalib/

>>150292267
this has been debunked

>>150292344
>t. crioulo paulista

>>150282697
>el picrrrel
¿porky?

>>150292344
>this has been debunked
t. cria do Paulo Freire.
lol, no. there's historic evidence for that. do your research

>>150292058
most players would've attempted to make the shot themselves, great assist

bosteros are happy with so little